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Chopped Chumps - 4.11.24

With the passing of O.J. here are some Chumps didn't make the Chump Line. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Duration:
1m
Broadcast on:
11 Apr 2024
Audio Format:
mp3

Chopped Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store" to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap! I'll come up. P. Diddy don't get the same kind of coverage on his legal troubles that a little Michael Jackson used to. Could it be a little Michael Jackson had almost white privilege? Unlike Michael Jackson, it's a pretty sure bet O.J. won't be buried wearing his trademark gloves. By nonics has had a tremendous impact though, right? Most people feel like they didn't hit by a truck. "Bill Bo and Frodo Baggins is war a ring of power that was forged in a volcano by an evil power like my predecessor, Donald Bump. A friendship between Japan and the United States of America was forged by the choices we remember to use atomic bombs called "Little Boy" and "Love Sad Man". When the glove didn't fit, they decided to equip, but Cho doesn't know, and they still won't make him go. Oh, and for the record, the moon is not made of gas, it's clearly made of cheese, otherwise what would the moon bet be? If O.J. Simpson goes to hell, maybe he'll finally find the real killers. Going forward, it seems there'll no longer be any juice on the breakfast menu.