Phone Taps
Mother In Law is Staying with us Longer
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She says, "My mom's coming in for Thanksgiving weekend, so my husband Steven cannot stand her. They don't get along. So I want you to call my husband. Tell him my mom's flight home was canceled, and she has to stay a lot longer, and she's going to start the call, and then I'm going to hop in later as, like, the travel agent." Yep. Let's listen in today's phone tap. Here we go. Hello. Hey, honey. Do you have a second? Yeah. Which one? I just booked Mom's ticket, and Billy put me on a hold. There's some screw up at the flight, or, you know, it's so crazy right now. What's going on? And, well, she's not, they're not going to be able to put her on a flight till that Wednesday. What do you mean? She'll, like, uh, not, but she'll... She's going to be a week. It's going to be a big deal. Come on, Jess. There's not one flight that goes out that weekend. I don't know why. It's crazy. I didn't understand. She said it was going to be insanely expensive. They were going to... Oh, this is bull. This is bull. No. Oh, for God's sake. What do you mean, for God's sake? I can't... No, she's not staying till Wednesday. I know my mother's a little crazy, but just, you know... A little crazy, man. She poured a... Wangey board last time. She pushes my baby. She's going to be a big deal. She's going to be a big deal. She's going to be a big deal. She's going to be a big deal. Come on, Jess. There's not one flight that goes out that weekend. Wangey board last time. She pushes my buttons. She makes these... You know, she has to make her sweet potatoes, which tastes like... I've been feeding them to the dog for the past few years. I'm sorry. I love you. And I can handle your plan, you know, just for a little bit of time, but not for a whole week. Oh, my God. I'm done being honest with you. I can't do this for a week. Oh, she loves you. We've been fixed a plumbing, Jess. You know, we spent 1,500 bucks at 50 o'clock at 12. 50 o'clock at 12. That was not about... Oh, please, come on. Oh, my God. That'd be coming out of her. Hello. Hello? I'm sorry, this is my husband, Steven. Hi, Steven. How are you? I got him on the line because I wasn't really curious what you were saying, so could you... Sure. Now, I'll explain it. So, Steven, so the problem is is that your wife had booked your mother-in-law on a flight leaving to go back. It's Saturday. Right. And unfortunately, that flight has been canceled. And I'm trying my best to find something to accommodate you guys. You know what, I'll get a f***ing violence license in less than 24 hours, and I'll fly this f***ing plane. The problem is that as of right now, there are no flights that day or for like three or four days after, so... Oh, my God! Oh, dude! That f***ing... There's not one flight for three f***ing days. This is not Alaska. Excuse me, excuse me, sir. I'm trying my best here, and I really wish you wouldn't take that tone with me. I love to say you're not taking me to that tune with her either. Steven! I've never met my mother-in-law. You've never met me. Okay? Okay, but sir... There's gotta be a flight. There's gotta be a flight. I mean, we gotta get her out in the evening or afternoon or even six in a morning. I don't care. Sir, sir, I'm... Okay, I'm trying my best. Give me a few minutes. I will get back to you guys. Okay? I don't want to cry. All right, hold on. Listen. Listen. You are gonna... Listen. You are gonna have to wrap any of your dreams. This is a birthday of my life. This has been changed. You are not 12 anymore. You are gonna doubt. This isn't a matter of 12 years old. She pushes my buttons. She starts fights with me. Yeah, I'm gonna rip the fucking buttons off if you don't calm down. If the girl gets out. Yes, I've never had a problem with blood pressure. And then every time she gets there, it goes up. Hello? Hello? Hello. So, I did find something, but okay, it's gonna cost you a little bit more money. And I think you said you don't mind that? Well, you know, if it's like an extra hundred dollars, I can do it. It's gonna come to almost 2000. What? Come on. Come on. And you'd be sending her first class. She would be relaxing all the way home back to Fort Lauderdale. No, $2,000. You could be comfortable. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You've got to be comfortable. I mean, that honestly, honestly, Ms. Sir. Sir. Let's get her out by bus. Can you book buses? You did not just say you were gonna put my mother on a bus. What's the matter with a bus? They got comfortable buses. I'm sorry. Yeah. And so, you know, this seat is actually for larger people. That's why it's a little more expensive. And Lee is a little bit larger, am I right? She's the size of a boat's wagon. Oh, for God's sake. Here's the bottom line. I don't have $2,000. There is one other option I'm gonna work on, but you have to give me a few minutes. So, just discuss the first class issue, because if you- Or is it the space shuttle? Yeah, how about a sling, how about a cannon, how about an artillery shell? You're so hilarious. How about we put her in a body of an ICBM? The other option, unfortunately, your mother-in-law would have two layovers. And she would be staying in the airport for about two hours at one. That's fine. It looks like about three hours in the- It's fine. It's not fine. Okay. No, no. Okay. That's about five to six hours of just sitting around an airport. You're okay with leaving anyone? I'm okay with it. She can read a book. She can tell people to cook sweet potatoes. She can clog their toilet at the airport. Okay. So, basically, I should book that one, because you can have her stick around for a couple of extra days. I cannot have her there for an extra few days. Okay. You've got it. Yeah. Thank you. So, why don't you just write the checkout to Elvis Duran and the morning show? What? Your wife, Jessica? Just phoned out to you. Oh, God. Your mother-in-law is actually going home on that Saturday. Don't worry. Oh, my God. She's doing it about a month. Oh, my God. Oh, and Steven, are the sweet potatoes really that bad? I really have been feeding them. I will confess this to her dog. The Elvis Duran phone tab. This phone tab was pre-recorded with permission granted by all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the morning show. There's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally. Like growing up with a bank you can count on. Like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure, and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado. There's only one. You deserve your FDIC. What if there was a day when we could come together to give to the causes we're most passionate about? Great news. There is. 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Danielle gets to deliver Steven the bad news that his mother-in-law is staying with him much longer than originally planned!