Phone Taps
Your Ex BF is Tapping into Your Phone
But there's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally, like growing up with a bank you can count on, like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure, and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Think of Colorado, there's only one. Remember FDIC. At Sprout's Farmers Market, we're all about fresh, healthy, and delicious. Step into our bulk department to scoop up as much as you like from hundreds of bins filled with wholesome grains and limited-time goodies. Visit your neighborhood Sprout's Farmers Market today where flavor fills every scoop. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. Away from Scary Jones, the guy with a really ugly feet. Here we go. Dear Elvis Duran, I've always wanted to phone tap my ex-girlfriend Tiana. This could be trouble. Anyway, we're still pretty close, but all throughout our relationship, she was always suspicious of me. She thought I was nosy and always eavesdropping on her. Wouldn't it be great if she received a call from her phone company? Telling her that somebody has been trying to break into her cell phone, this comes to us from Chris. Chris, you got quite a pair wanting to phone tap your ex-girlfriend Tiana. Scary is going to start to call as a representative from Tiana's phone company, and then Chris is standing by waiting to take the heat. Here we go. Today's phone tap. It's a pilot. Tiana Feliciano, please. Yes. Hi. This is Charles McGraw Special Investigations Unit. Have you seen your news? How are you doing today? I'm good. We're calling to notify you that we've had several requests to phone tap into your cell phone. What do you mean tap into my line? Requesting to listen in on your phone conversations. Are you serious? Yes. Did you allow it? No, we did not allow it. They just broke up with my boyfriend, that's why I'm like freaking out. You just broke up with your boyfriend? Yeah. Okay. Well, what does this mean? This is just a friendly courtesy call to let you know what's going on on your phone line because you are the rightful owner of that cell phone number. Okay. Okay. Thank you so much and for everything. You got it. I really appreciate that. Have a great day. Okay. You too. Bye. All right. We got her on the hook. She's calling my office right now. I'll dial her right now. All right, Department. Hi. What's up? I just got a call from there. Boy. Well, I didn't know they said that somebody was trying to tap into my phone conversations. Who would do that? I don't know. Chris, who do you think would do it? I don't know. It sounds to me like you think it's me. Yes, I do. Why do you assume of me right away? Because, Chris, you're the only one who goes snooping through my phone. I don't know what you're talking about. What do you mean you don't know what I'm talking about? All right. Well, maybe I did. A little bit. But really, is that big of a deal? Are you kidding me, Chris? What? I don't know, Chris. How mad would you be if I went behind your back and did something like that? I think it's pretty funny. Well, I'm glad that your life is so f***ing boring that all you have is to be obsessed with me and what I'm f***ing doing. Okay. I'm glad that I'm the highlight of your life. Oh, you always were? Okay. So you're not mad? I don't know why don't you go listen to my phone conversation. I don't think you should be mad. No f***ing talks to me. Don't f***ing go on, mate. All right. Let's call her back on her cell phone. Maybe she'll leave her office and then flip out on you. Hello. Listen. You got me? I admitted to it. At least I was man enough to admit to it, right? Why the hell do you have to be in my freaking business? Oh, what? I don't know why you're being mad. I don't know why, but no friend and you don't even do anything with yourself. And this comes as a surprise to you. You've known this for a long time. Oh, my God. There was just some things I needed to find out. I mean, it's really no big deal. Did you find them out? Did you find them out? Of course I did. I didn't know why I'm going to throw up. You shouldn't be mad. Oh, Tiana, don't throw up. Why? Because you've been f***ing tapped. Are you f***ing kidding me? No, I swear. Yes, I called that down and I was like freaking out on you. The Elvis Duran Phone Tap. This phone tap was pre-recorded with permission granted by all participants. The Elvis Duran Phone Tap, only on Elvis Duran in the morning show. There's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally, like growing up with a bank you can count on, like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure, and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado, there's only one. Number FDIC At Sprouts Farmers Market, we're all about fresh, healthy, and delicious. Step into our bulk department to scoop up as much as you like from hundreds of bins filled with wholesome grains and limited-time goodies. Visit your neighborhood Sprouts Farmers Market today where flavor fills every scoop. [MUSIC PLAYING]
Tianna and her ex Chris are still close friends, so he asked Skeery to call from the phone company and say he's trying to tap into her phone!