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I feel like last year when I put on my ogres, you were pretty supportive of the fact that not everything needs to be named brands. I agree with that wholeheartedly. I think what I feel like they should be platform. I think non-platform things look weird now. I'm seeing you and I'm hearing you, but I'm not standing with you. That's fine. That's fine. But I love my ug pieces. Yeah, they're nice. And look how short they are, just like their mom. I need to get short ones. Yeah, maybe that too. These are a little bit massive, but I feel like it's the same quality. I don't know. I don't think so. Well, minor bear paws. That wasn't going to work as well with my step it up chant that I came up with on the spot. What is it? U. Oh, oh, oh. GG. Oh, right. You can't really even do that because you're throwing ougs. Well, I'm going to say B. A. R. P. A. W. I thought it was bear paws. No bear paw. That actually works kind of still. What is the thing you said? Do you respect the person you are when you're in the ougs? When you put on the ougs. When you put on the ougs? Yeah. Do it all the way through. Do you respect the person that you are when you put on the ougs? Oh my God, you're going to really be in Ireland to do that. I know. Are you going to bring your fugs? Like I kind of want to bring my fogs to Ireland. I got to see what's going to fit in my bag. What's the temp like in Ireland? I need to look up the temp in Dublin. In Dublin? Okay. First of all, I leave tomorrow night for London. Yeah. I'm very excited. But also like, huh? Yeah. Because I haven't had any time to be excited about going across the pond. It's such a long drive across the pond from LA. I know I did step my, step my, pussy up and, and, and, and. You did at sea. Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. But I did it. I did it on my dad's discount. Really? Thanks. So it was pulling daddy's strings. There's a little bit, a little tiny bit more expensive than my. Why don't you always do that then? I forget. Connor, you have like a chip that fell out. Did it land on my shoulder by chance? No. It landed in your panties. You are absolutely obsessed with my panties. Why wouldn't you always just do that? For sure. This is the third week in a row where you're talking about my panties. Keep my panties in your mouth, Brooke. Why wouldn't you always just do that? Because I, it sometimes doesn't make sense to fly United. I only get it on United. Oh, you didn't say that? Well, I hadn't gotten there yet because you kept talking about my panties and my chip that's in my panties. Okay. Your panties are in a bunch right now. Be careful of your check. Your mouth. They're bunched up in your mouth. What the? Seriously? Spit them out. That's disgusting. Spit it out. No, I can't. They don't fit in my mouth because my invisible line is so fucking huge right now because I'm off track and they're loose. So I can't even fit your panties in my mouth. You need to stay up on your own timeline. I need to reach you this hate comment I got about my mouth. Okay. Shit, where was it? You worked so hard and got so far, but at the end, it really doesn't even matter if you don't keep up with your invisible line every night. No, I think it was just this week or something. Oh. Oh. Keith. Keith are constantly moving and shuffling around if you don't keep them in place. You know what's so weird is like if you don't have invisible line, it's like everyone else's teeth are just fully in their seat, like respecting each other's space. So like the second you introduce them to line to your mouth, they're like, hang on, musical chairs. What? It's like, why don't teeth just sit still? Where are they constantly moving? Mine are always moving. And I learned why from the dentist orthodontist, I mean, my bottom teeth were pressing up against my tops and forcing them out, which is why I have, I have that horse bite because like my bottom teeth were pressing on the top. So your molars not touch in the back when you close your mouth? I don't know. Do it right now. They are right now. Okay. Well, I really want to define this comment because looking for her hate comment, I need to go to the dam dentist so bad. However, I just have this, this feeling that I will never shake that I hate how many teeth I have. Like I wish it was just all one big piece. No, this is the hate comment I got was about that I should have had a few teeth removed. I don't think I can find it. You can type in on your photos like teeth and then I don't know if I screenshot it, but yeah, that's a good point. Anytime I'm looking for something with words, if you just quotation mark, like tooth, that's so true. That'll pull it up. But I didn't screenshot it. All right. I'll find it. Maybe I'll try to find it for bonus. And who's a what's it. Happy Wicked Week. Oh, yeah. Happy Wicked Week. Yes. Yes. Yes. I don't know. Wicked is coming out in LA on Wednesday, so I'm going to see it Wednesday. But then I think Friday for most places. Yeah. I'm so excited. I don't know. Why is LA getting special treatment? I think it's just there's just like an AMC early access thing. I don't know if it's LA specific or AMC specific. And there's only AMC's in California? No. Then why would they only do it here? We have enough going on. Maybe it's other places too. Wow. I actually like won't be able to see it in London probably. Yeah. Go. That'll be so fun to do alone. I'm not going to go to the movies in London because I need to be having high tea all the time. When someone was like, hey, do you want to like what are your feelings on high tea? It was Maggie. He was like, what are your feelings on high tea? And I was like, how would I know? And she's like, you would, I mean, like, are you open to it? And I was like, high test to us around? I was like, I wouldn't know that. Like it sounded like a TikTok like you, you might have high tea. If you blah, blah. And I was like, I don't know. And you're like, I don't know. I have high tea. You do? Yeah. Test to us around? Yes. Huh. Actually find out. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood muffin. Wow. Yeah. What does that entail? What is that? What kind of told does that take? It means that I have like that's what PCOS is. High tea is high tea and other like male quote on quote hormones, which is like really hot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll take some. I would love to give you some of my tea. Maybe. Like on God. Maybe we'll meet up after the show. Yeah. Maybe we could. Yeah. Well, I'm going to do, I'm going to do high tea with it. Can I tell you something honest? Yeah. All of the like fancy, fancy, bougie, high tea places are so disgusting. What do you mean? Like, oh, could I interest you in a salmon lollipop covered in an eyeball glaze? Yeah. No, I'm there. I'm liquid diet only. I really can't be messing around abroad with my stomach injury. Truly like they bring out the craziest things. It's like no one ever would want that. It was literally me interested in Megan. I'm so sorry to say I think we went to sketch, which is like the bougieest one. It was a lollipop. Salmon moose with chunks of salmon. It was a cob. It was a orb, an orb on a stick, and then a glaze around it that was the texture and consistency of the first layer of your eyeball. So there's an eyeball coating. Yeah. That's nasty. Yeah. No, I'm thinking like maybe just a cup of tea for me. Yeah. You could do the cup of tea. And I'll probably hold off any sort of snacks while I have tea because I don't, I don't like, if I'm doing a hot beverage, the only thing I want in my mouth is a, is a bisque off cookie. Right. I got that. You could ask them to replace the salmon lolly with a bisque off. Yeah. I, instead of the salmon lolly, I will do the American Airlines bisque off as you can fish one out. Yeah. I have like eight packs in my bags. I never eat them on the planet. I put them up. Really? I've been sleeping through them. And it's been so upsetting. You need to turn on your TV thing to be like, wake me for food. What? You can do that. How? You can do a sting screen on flights. You can change a setting to like sleep off or like wake me for food. I've never seen that. You can. I don't want them to wake me. I want them to just leave it there in my hand. Put in my hand. Put it in my hand. Put it in my hand while I'm sleeping. Yeah. It's like hard. Wake me for food is just like something that would be written on the outside of like a bare den. That's an hibernation. Wake me for food. That's how I feel though. I really want to just like, I've already ordered my entree for my flight going out. What is it? Which would be so nice. Oh my gosh. No, I didn't press a minute because I wanted to read off the options on the right now because I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit concerned. The one thing that sounds really good is spicy and like I just don't know if that's should be something that I, that journey that I take. I know that a lot of people are like, I would never poop on a plane. I don't feel that way. I think that's why the bathroom is there. Hello? No, no, keep talking. That's it. Yeah. I think all I had to say. I think depending on the length of the flight would be, Oh, you mean you shouldn't be pooping on like an hour and a half. I just don't know why anyone would choose that journey for themselves. You have to go. But it's kind of that, that to me reminds me of like when the train is approaching and it's either going to hit one person or eight people and you've chosen the eight people over the one person to me, like the one person you love or eight strangers. Is that what are you talking about? Is that the conundrum? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's like, would you save like your sister or eight strangers? That's a morally very heavy question. Yeah. That's like what they ask you in philosophy or ethics to me what I would ask you is would you rather be uncomfortable for like an hour and a half or eight people smell what you had for breakfast and what I have for breakfast. Okay. Hands down hands D. Okay. HTA home. Yeah. If I don't know, if I'll never see them again, it's it is like a little bit. It's not even a moral dilemma for you at all. That's just kind of like, no, I really feel like everyone poops. So like if there's a bathroom and you have to poop, like you should use it. But if I didn't have to go that bad, I wouldn't. Yeah. It would just be like, if I really had to go. That was like, that was kind of the question. Yeah. Raising. Yeah. If it was like, I could hold it, I would. Yeah. Okay. 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That's 20% off your first order when you shop better hydration today using promo code BNC at liquidiv.com. You know, and that's reminding me, I should have a seared turbot. What is turbot? A fish. That's so weird that you would ever name a fish that would be like, "Do you want it seared?" That sounds disgusting. That sounds like a piece of machinery. That sounds like the name of a friendly cartoon robot in a movie. Yeah, I'm not a big seared girl. No, me neither. So baby spinach tortellaci. Tortellini? No, tortellaci. T-O-R-T-E-L-L-A-C-C-I. What's tortellaci? Let's find out. Chunky Pomodoro sauce. I don't think that we should say the word chunky. You know what I mean? Like everyone's all up in arms about moist. No, chunky. Wait, what word don't I like? I wrote it down. You don't like chunky? Mm. Okay, hang on. Words I don't like. It reminds me of-- Oh. What? Clay? What? There's one word in my list, it's snack. Like, you probably meant like when saying like, "Oh, he's a snack." No, no, no. I mean literally like when someone's like, "I'm just going to have a snack." I'm like, it kind of makes me frown. I don't know. Oh. I think it's other people saying it, too. Sue me. Okay, so baby spinach tortellaci, which I'm going to Google as well. Yeah. What is tortellaci? Tore. Ooh, pretty. It's a large stuffed pasta that originated in Italy. You might like it. Oh, that's looking really gorgeous. Yeah. You might like it. That's mass. That angle I don't know so much about. That's kind of gross for me out. Oh, that looks good. Okay, cool. So, whoa, the other one I said that looks fine and then this one I'm thinking ew. Um, seared flat iron steak, my gut is telling me don't have steak on a plane. You know what? They made a whole movie about that. Stakes on a plane. And so, I don't know, and that comes with mushroom gravy. I would say no to the mushroom gravy. Yeah. And then the last option is spicy chicken with Thai style coconut ginger sauce, udon noodles and stir-fried vegetables. I love udon. Yeah, that's what I'm kind of going to go with. Okay. Then that's the one you didn't know because it was spicy, but you just made the decision. I didn't read the description and I love udon noodles and I love stir-fried vegetables. So, how bad couldn't that really be on... I'm looking forward to hearing about it. If I were a person. Um, and then I'm going to also just move forward with the starter. Should I have the Tuscan Sale Remains salad? The smoked duck. The what? Tuscan Sale. Sorry. Tuscan kale remains salad. Uh-huh. Smoked duck. For the app? For the app. A smoked duck with parsnip puree and grilled granny Smith apple wedges. They really know. But they don't need to be doing parsnip puree. Literally took the words on my mouth. You're doing too damn much. I feel like we'd be okay with a side of... I was going to say we'd be okay with a side of parsnips, honestly, or without them. I'm not going to miss... I'm not going to say... Excuse me. Where's the parsnip? Shit. This would have been so much better with parsnips. Yeah. Not going to realize. Yeah. Or the burrata. Ooh. Yeah. That kind of sense. But do I do burrata with follow-up with spicy chicken? Sorry. What are we doing right now? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I should have eaten breakfast. I think that would be like an important... Wait, I have to tell you something about burrata. Tell me the thing about burrata that you're going to tell me. There's a restaurant by my house. It's an Italian restaurant. Yeah. They have a caprese salad. In parentheses, they say no balsamic. Caprese salad, no balsamic. No balsamic. Well, there's a shortage. No. It's not that. And so I... The waitress came over and I said, "Could I add balsamic?" Like, I understand that there's not balsamic on the salad as it comes. Can I please add it? No. Because the chef wants it to be authentic Italian. And they don't quote, quote, quote, don't do balsamic and end quote, which is a lie. They also don't cut the pizza there because apparently they don't cut the pizza in Italy, which also is a lie. Yeah. And they also wouldn't give us any marinara sauce for a fried calamari because they don't do that in Italy. If I asked them for a sauce in Italy for my fried calamari, they would give it to me. Like, all of those things in Italy, if they didn't bring them initially, if I asked, they'd be like, "Oh my God, of course." That reminds me of... Even themselves so seriously, it's pissing me off. That reminds me of when people are like, "Oh, your dog, how would he do this if he was in the wild?" They're bread, they're animals. And I go, "He's not in the wild. He's not a wolf. He sleeps in a human bed." He gets his nails done. Chef inspired... You can't say what he's doing. He's like, "What would he be doing in the wild? He wouldn't be in the wild." All right. It's similar to like if Brooke was a man, she'd be canceled for this. Not a man. I'm not a man. Also, I'm not an Italy. And if I wasn't Italy, my point is, if I wasn't Italy, they would bring me balsamic. My point also is if you love that so much, go to Italy, Chef. Anyway, don't come here and not make any modifications. Anyway, it really listens to me off. And let me just say, the amount of effort that it took them to print all new menus with the no balsamic, no, it would be easier to just get balsamic. You should have brought your un-balsamic. Oh my God, should I bring my own Trader Joe's balsamic glaze? Yes. That sounds really good right now. That is like so mean. So ask for balsamic. They don't bring it. They give me the salad. I take the balsamic out of my purse and drizzle it in front of the waitress. I think that's fine. What are they going to do? Take you out? Yeah. That would be a perfect scare of your enthusiasm. I was sort of like, take you out. I literally was just thinking, "That is a Larry David." See, that's enough for me to be like, "I don't think I want to surround myself with people that absolutely scoff at the idea of me getting a side of balsamic." Anyway, I think I just am not going to go back to that restaurant, even though it sucks because it's so convenient and it's like pretty good food. Yeah. But the no-balsamic has just been keeping me up. I don't know if that's what I'm saying. I think you need to remove people like that from life. From your life. Because they're no longer serving you. Quite literally. They're no longer serving you balsamic. Yeah. Sorry, that kind of got me a little heated. I know. It is a heated topic. Do you want to hear a little breakthrough, Adrianae? Yeah. Okay. I went to the farmers market last week for the second time since I lived where I lived. I always see it. The most unemployed thing that can happen in L.A. is how all of the farmers markets, most of the farmers markets are in the middle of a work day and they're packed. They're all Sundays. No, like two of the ones, like the one in Brentwood is like Wednesday. The one in Venice is on Friday. It's like 8 a.m. to one. I'm like, who is, that's not even summer. You literally have to like not have a job to go to that farmers market. Anyways, I went and I always get these bagels from this woman that I love. Literally, I feel like chosen families is the woman that sells me these bagels. I feel like a deep connection with her even though she charges me full price and it really doesn't talk to me that much. I sold me these these cheddar jalapeno bagels and they are to die for. I post on my answer. I saw that. I saw that. So perfectly fluffy and she bakes the jalapenos into the bread so like you're getting like little bits of like kick and then there's cheddar anyways. I've been so nervous every time I go to the farmers market and I'm like, oh, everybody's looking at me like I feel like I'm not meant to be there. Like I feel like I'm the outsider and like I feel like they're like, why is he here? So I was like feeling insecure at the farmers market, you know, and then I saw this meme the other day, you know, girls, the show girls. I do know it. With that one girl that was like, eat, pray, love girl, just like kind of just like what? Jessa. There was a picture of her from her Instagram story where she always has Q and A's and she's just like really brutally straightforward to people. Someone was like, how to build confidence as an insecure young woman and she goes, I think that you think about yourself too much and I was like, oh, be the farmers market thinking everybody's. I was about to ask you how it's connecting to the cheddar jalapeno bagel. Well, I was just a side note, side bar, but I was at the farmers market, I'm like, no one gets a shit about me. Right. How narcissistic can you be to be insecure? Isn't that weird? I feel like insecurity is almost like a narcissistic trade. Interesting take. I know. Doesn't narcissism imply that you think very highly of yourself? Narcissism in this case would be like everybody's looking at me and judging me when in reality they're not. I think narcissism implies that like you think you're more important than others. I think that there's probably more than one set of narcissism. I see what you're saying. I think we're all narcissistic. Yeah, in a way. But that was kind of a breakthrough I had. I was like, okay, that's true, like just go to the farmers market now and get a shit that you're there. Yeah. Get your bagel. Yeah. It is absolutely bananas. Who do these people think they are? The prices that they charge for blueberries, $20 for a car. No, I'll just go shop left. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not going to shop for a carton granted. I got three is $20, but it's just blueberries. So they're three cartons of blueberries? Yeah, but they're small. Small cartons of blueberries. They shouldn't be $20. That's a fruit. Yeah. I mean that. Yeah. Blueberries are small fruits. They're not $20. That makes sense to me though. If there's three cartons, like that's not crazy. This big? I mean, it's obviously expensive, but like I'm not jogged. I don't know. It's just like, I better turn into Veronica Baruca if I pay $20 for a blueberry. At Baruca? No. That was Bylabogaard. Oh my bad. The Beauregard? That just slipped out. Yeah. Bylabogaard. You're right. Hey guys, we want to take a quick break to take a sponsor of today's episode, Storyworth. It's the holiday season and we have the perfect gift that you can give your loved ones that will make them feel special and unique. And that gift is Storyworth. Here's how it works. 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I know y'all are like really disturbed by Jonathan's habits for whatever reason. So I'm not going to use the word suck, but you can use a word suck. He has a new target because it's closed off my neck for business and it's my eyeball. My eye. He like goes for my eyelids. No matter what I do. So now I think he like scratched my cornea and now I don't know what to do. That's right. Do I get an eye patch? I have one on my backpack. Do you really? Yeah. Can you get it for me right now? No, because I don't have my back. Are you kidding? My eyes really in distress. I literally might have it right now on my tote bag. Go get me an eye patch. It's right here. It's my tote bags right here. So can you look inside of it? Yeah, but talk about something if you don't mind. My eye hurts. Well, luckily you can use your mouth to tell us stuff under the podcast. I'm leaving Jonathan for seven days and I like can't do it. Why what are you doing? Going on that cruise. Wait, what? I'm going on a cruise. You know that with my whole family. Mmm. Yeah. I do know that. Yeah. And I have to leave Jonathan. Thankfully, it's Moralda is staying with him, but like I really am struggling. Okay. I don't see how I'm going to enjoy myself. See, like a cat or cruise is completely the kind of thing you can bring a cat on. I don't think so. Besides the water. I don't think it is at all. Why? I don't. I think there's like a no pet policy I would assume. I'm just saying like in terms of places that they could totally be. Yeah. He would have a blast of course because you just leave him in the room, but I can't like I'm not bringing him on the cruise, but I'm going to suck my neck, you think? Close it. Close your neck off her business, but he might now suck on your eyelids. Be careful. Do a double eye patch to bed. He hasn't sucked off anyone else yet. Ew, don't talk about your cat sucking anyone off. This is going to get us flat. Sorry, that's going to go on Reddit. It's going to. We're going to get flat. Sorry. On tube. Oh, sorry. But I'd be so curious, Izzy. Yeah, I'm going to set up another tree for him in my room so that maybe he'll sleep on the tree instead of on your part on your body and your neck and your eyeballs. Sorry. I guess it looked my eye patch. Are you kidding? No. I looked though. Damn. As a good reminder to bring your eye patch with you wherever you go, you never know who's going to need it. That's extremely true. J.D. What? J.D. Stop. Vance. J.D. The new Jack S does that bit. Oh, yeah. He's always like J.D. Please. I've been doing that all weekend. Really? J.D. Yeah. Okay. Call Tristan and say J.D. I don't want to. Why? Tristan, the other day, I get a text. This is last Sunday. I'm in bed. I'm so hungover. It's like two p.m. I'm still in bed. And I get a text from Matt King, Hey, can we talk? Hey, can we talk? I don't like how we ended things, dot, dot, dot, and like I was like, Oh my gosh. Hey, can we talk? Like how we ended things. See a word for word. And I was like, Oh crap. Like what? I said, wait, what question mark? And he's like, do you seriously not remember dot, dot, dot? And then I was like, Oh my gosh, how drunk did I get like, did I, I checked my call log? I'm like, I didn't talk to Matt King. I check his location. I'm like, is he in New York? No, no. And then my heart's pounding too. I'm like, what could I have done to Matt King? Finally, she texts and is like, sorry, that was Tristan. I need him to get the fuck out of my house right now. I got, I got this too. He's like, I want him to leave my house so bad. Yeah. Oh, so good. The thing is, if you ask Tristan, like there have been so many times in my house, I've been like, I think it's time for you to go. It only makes him want to stay more. You need to do like reverse psychology on Tristan to get him to leave. There's nothing that like when he's in one of those states, there's nothing that could have been happening at like three in the morning at my house, I was like, all right, yes. Go ahead. Come on. Come on. Let's watch a music video. No, go home, go home. I'm sure you noticed the publication that came out that I wasn't included in. People sexy. People sexiest. I just feel like we didn't address that ever. Walk us through how you're feeling. Well, I'm just, I know that it wasn't for lack of trying. I know that we had a lot of boots on the ground. But actually, I think Mark Estes, the army, the Mark army, Mark Estes army must just be so much stronger. Although they tend to move in silence. I'm surprised by that, as I've never heard of Mark. He did a Christian Cavalary who you love. And then we were graced with John Krasinski absolutely having not worked and I don't know how many many moons. Well, he has been quiet place and stuff, but it just sucks because I've been watching the office recently and I'm, as I'm watching, I'm like, that is the sexiest man alive. Jim Halton. 15 years ago. 15 years ago. But I look at this man and I feel nothing. And that, that is like the perfect example of like him and Chris Pratt and Parks and Rec. It's like you should have just stayed, stayed as that form. You didn't have to be doing all this. But if you're happy, I'm happy for him, of course, and you know, he's, he's, I, he's a nice guy. I've heard so. Have you? Yeah. I have. I have no, I have no negative feelings toward John K, truly. What is wrong with me? Like I, I look at him and I, I, I feel, I don't feel good because I miss Jim era so much. Like this just, I don't, it just makes me a little upset, like the kind of like Chris Pratt, John Krasinski transformation. Like this looking at him in the office makes me so giddy giddy. And then looking at him now, I feel nothing, but I don't have any negative feelings for him. I just, I do think he might have paid for this position alone. Yeah. I do more also. I feel that way. I already was like, it didn't like pop into my head that's a possibility and told you more said it. And I was like, oh, it should have been like in terms of relevance, which is, I thought that was the whole thing. I thought so too. But last year was Patrick Dempsey. Time was peace. He doesn't have a speech. I don't agree. I think he lost relevance. So he could have paid for that. You know, I told everyone that Patrick Dempsey was going to be at my about Mitza for what reason. Oh. But Mitza was 13 years old. Yeah. So your big selling point for your about Mitza was that a 50 year old was going to be there. Well, Patrick Dempsey, and he was not 50 then. He's been 50 for a long time. He has, but he was maybe almost like 40 then. Okay. Yeah. I think my point stands. But that's good. Yeah. Dr. Marjorie. Shut up. That's weird. I know. I agree. I need an eye patch like bad. I can't help you. I already told you. I looked. It's in my backpack. backpack, backpack. Connor. Yeah. Did you see me just lick the mic? No, I've been, I don't want to say this, but like I just looked and I was like, my nose is fully running onto my mic. Sorry. I'm kind of, I'm kind of in that kind of mood where like it's cold out in my nose is running. But in like a cute festive. Yeah. I totally know. I mean, it's the season. It's not like, um, so like it's like. And like cute little sneezes, like it's like, it's like, let me, yeah, it's like, it's like, yeah. Yeah. It's like, I'm excited for Christmas. Like I could almost like wipe it with the sleeve of my sweater and it's cute. And if I'm going to like, leave that mark on your sweater, it's like sweet and darling. Yeah. It's like sweet and darling. Like sweet and darling and endearing. Like I'm blushing kind of and my nose is red and from the cold. Yeah. Yeah. Adorable. Like a cute, cute, cute. Not like a sickly runny nose. Oh God. It's precious. Thank you. Childish. It's like childlike wonder. Yeah. It's like, I have a runny nose, but it's like, it's walking the mile and PE class. It's a walking the mile and PE class nose because it's running so slowly and softly. Yeah. It's cute. I completely am aligned with that. But I'm happy. Sorry. Go ahead. Happy Wicked Week. And I've been watching obviously all of the, um, interviews leading up to it, the press interviews with Jonathan Bailey and Jeff Goldblum. It's literally like us doing the podcast, those two because Jeff Goldblum has been breaking out into song. Have you seen it? I know I have seen it. Every five seconds. Literally they'll just be like, um, and like how do you think that you would get into character and he'll just be like, she's a brick house and it's so fucking funny. That's yeah. I saw that one. That one's good. Yeah. He's funny. He's she's hysterical. He's kooky. Yeah. I love him. He seems like the exact same person that he plays and everything too. Apartments.com. Apartments. Yeah. I think they dropped him actually as the, the rep for them. The apartments.com. I'm pretty sure he was apartments.com. And now it's. Apartments. Yeah. No, that's booking.com booking. Yeah. But no, because now it's, um, Boany, not Boanying, Dan Levy and that girl from SNL that I can never remember her name. Something gardener. Heidi gardener. It's them. And I hate those commercials now. They're really like. Oh. I love Jeff. Yeah. But he's been dropped. I, I fear from apartments. Maybe he dropped. It seems that they went a different direction entirely. Maybe he went a different direction. Okay. Hey guys, we're going to take a quick break really quick to thank a sponsor of today's episode. Better help. Um, I'm going to take a quick moment, Brooke, if you don't mind to say thank you to someone in my life. Oh my God. I don't mind at all. That person. My mom. 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For the girl that made my life a living hell in high school, she had this very particular way of speaking. And I pick up on it immediately when people do it because it's triggering for me. I'm like, it takes me back and it's becoming an influencer accent. It's becoming an epidemic amongst influencers. It's not necessarily an accent, but it's more like a way of speaking that's paired with like the traditional influencer accent. So it's kind of- It's a traditional influencer accent. I'm going to get into character for a second. It's like a valley girl accent with like vocal fry, but it's like adding this thing with the bottom of your mouth. Like a lot of like- You do not sound like that at all. I think I do. You're tagging me in it. I know exactly who that sounds like. Everyone's tagging me in it. Everyone's tagging me in it. Everyone's tagging me in that. That doesn't sound like you at all. It got 6,000 likes that said at Brooke average. Can I see? I exaggerated. It was 2,000. But I rounded up. But yeah, obviously the person you're speaking about got 20K likes. Do you guys stop putting down? Oh my God. Yeah. But I do think I sound like that. You don't sound like that because that's horrible. But you- Well just know that I'm getting tagged in it. I know. I think you're getting tagged in it because that girl is from the east coast. I can hear it. And genuinely I don't think my like I think that by from birth you don't have the valley girl part of that. Have you heard the sound of my voice when I was young? I know because how in the in those wicked clips it's even more valley. Listen to this. That's the big secret. That's not what sound is. Well mine is. Hold on. What's the green bottom of your bed? You know what that is? You just showed that? No you don't. Oh I think that sounds really like Philly almost even. Yeah. Like that's not valley though. That's east coast. There's but it's there are such a fine line. No, I think that that girl the reason it sounded like you a little bit is because of the east coast part because I heard it at the first couple of things she said I was like that sounds like a girl on the east coast Jika. And then when she added the valley girl part I go dang dang dang I was born with it. Yeah. It's not an influencer voice. No that sounds more like that thing when you're like okay like that's what that sounds like maybe. Do you know that there's this sorry I'm like going full hardcore special interest with wicked like in a scary way but you know they go okay in a song yeah we'll look it up in the bonus. You know what I'm talking about? What's wrong? In the ends of your life when the air is like set. Okay. Set what's the most specified basis in town? So it's the ossus ballroom oh you guys I absolutely did not pick up on that last week. Oh yeah we know. I know and I also couldn't see you I I don't want to say is that a lot no I will I took a can last night and I thought of the funniest joke ever that someone has said and I'm not going to take credit for it but I was laughing really hard and I was like I'm going to do the joke on you but now I don't think it's funny. Try it. I was happy there was my eyes on it. Try it. When I remember that someone says what's the difference between a table and a chair? Sorry what's the difference between a table and a chair? You don't eat off of the chair? I don't know but what do they have in common? You can sit on both of them? They're both not hummus. I don't hate it. I know it's pretty funny if you're in the right state of mind it's absolutely mind-bladingly funny. I can't imagine that off of a can would be hysterical. Oh y'all I was dying. I was crying laughing also when I got home the other day from where was I? Oh Indianapolis in St. Louis last weekend. My last two shows in the United States on the tour. Whoa. They're done. I'm done with the United States yeah. Wow. So much fun. I'm sad. Aww. I know. You could always go back out. I know. I am going to miss like it a little bit. Are you relieved at all? It feels good to have like something done like there is a sense of like accomplishment. I do go to London and Dublin for the last two shows which is going to be a big thing. How long will you be away? Okay chocolate chip in my chair where'd you come from? And I chocolate it up. What were you even eating that had a chocolate chip? Of course my perfect bar that needs to have candy in every flavor it's just like please just make it be in the water. What'd you say? How long will you be? A broad. Until the second of December so I'll be doing Thanksgiving in a pub in Dublin. That's so fun. But this girl I talked to I did an interview with she was like there's a pub that does Thanksgiving inside it. So I'm doing a Dublin show if anyone's listening and you're in Dublin or you're in Ireland please come. It's the only show that has tickets available and there's a lot of them weirdly like hello. I've never been Ireland. My old roommate from college family lives out there. He's dual citizenship. Are you serious? Yeah. They fully have accents. It's really funny. I know idea. Yeah. But yeah I'm I was telling you this because oh so I get I got home the other night and I'm like oh my gosh I cleaned my bar before I left so it's like clean I let a candle I drink the can and then I sat down to like watch Happy Gilmore forgot my TV only works halfway. I was I was absolutely in the right mindset too. I watched Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison on half the screen at all two full movies on half a screen. That's fine. I need as the audio. Yeah. Would you rather be blind or deaf? Uh-uh. Deaf. Yeah. Me too. Yeah. But then Saturday. I need an iPad so fucking bad though. I know. Try to just maybe close your eye because that's a built in. I can't close just one. You can close them both. Relax. Take a load off. Take a load off. I'll just I'll tell you this. So I went and to Best Buy and buy a new TV. That's my whole story. Wow. But it was awesome because the new TV I'm not going to hang up because on your night tables. My night stands because I don't use my night stands for anything. My night stands are a treasure trove of fun artifacts. I don't spend any time in my bed so there's nothing that I need to like store there. When I wake up I get like I'm up and I'm out of my bed. The reason and the reason no one's seen my rooms because I don't like my actual bedroom right now but I like my living room. I love my bedroom. I know. It's a shame I'm never in it. I know. You spend more time there. I know. It's in your money's worth. People are like broke. You need to like sit in your bed more. Take a load off like you're never relaxing. Take a nap for once. I know. Yeah. Like get horizontal. You deserve it. Always go, go, go, go, go, go. My book goes out tomorrow. I'm sorry. I've been feeling so sick and nauseous. I've probably been so annoying this episode. I feel so sick. I have a piece of throw up in my throat. A chunk. Wait about sending your book out? I have a chunk in my throat. You are the only one that's bugged by the word chunk. I mean what is it? Chunk. So. Yeah. Yes. Tomorrow. Wait. It's blasting out. All your pages are being sent for like review. It's 110 pages and then like 40 pages of an outline of the rest of the book. And so. What's the timeline on them reading out you're getting? I think usually a few weeks but they were like it could be a few days but probably a few weeks. Wow. And I said they said do you want us to tell you when they pass? Wait what has passed? When they're like not for us. Oh. Like I said maybe not right now. Tell me. But like someone obviously like people are going to pass and I'm like going to try not to take it personally but I'm scared that I'm going to like look at my books and like who the publishers are every book I read in the future and and not read the ones that pass on me. Even though I'm going to try to be really good and I'm going to personally. You're going to you're going to brook caught. I might be brook caught. No I'm not going to take it personally I've never taken anything personally. No it's not like you. That's good. Well probably it'll probably be a no stress type of situation. That's exciting. Like oh my God should I throw up? Poultry. This is the scariest. I think this is the scariest thing that I've ever done. That's exciting and you know it's great about writing a book what like this is so personal to you but you could write 10 more you know it's just like an endless fountain of pulling things out of your brain. Well hopefully. It's your intellectual property. If a publisher buys it it will be a two book deal but what's crazy is our next episode we're recording tomorrow so obviously we won't have any information then but the next time I see you after Thanksgiving we'll probably know something. That's exciting. Isn't that scary? Wow that is scary. I just got like a little bit pleased to myself. Yeah so I'm really queasy sorry if I've been like so annoying I'm like completely all out of place. What did I say like two episodes ago? It's a really transformed- Oh but we have to manifest. Yeah oh yeah say what you want to say. I hope that it gets published. That's not at all manifesting. That's hoping. It will get published? Yeah it'll get picked up by- It'll get picked up by- Simon and Schuster. By so many, by all of them except a few because they're always all great books people pass on. You also kind of don't want options either because that would be paralyzing to be like Oh my gosh I have to pick between six. But I do want some options. Two. Maybe six. To eight. How many are there? I think like maybe like 10 to 12 or 10 to 15. It's gonna be great. Thanks Connor. At least you know someone will pick it up out of 50. I don't know that but they will. Right. In this space 150% they will. That's exciting. And you know how I was saying that I fell in love with one of the characters that I wrote like really badly and it was becoming unhealthy. I got some feedback on him as a young man and I have to completely rework him because they said he was really unrealistic and that no one would behave that way. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. Because the main girl is like crazy and every single thing she did he was like babe it's fine. I'm in love with you. And I was like that feels good to me. And then the feedback was this would never happen to him. That's good too. It's fantasy. Yeah. So that's been altered. So that's good. That'll be good when you reread it and you're like oh he's normal. Yeah. But I miss him. That's natural. Yeah. That's only natural. If you love something like that you have to let it go. Yeah. Yeah. I love something. What do you? The chocolate chip I found in my seat. Eat it. No it's not if you love something you have to let it go maybe not eat it. But then it'll be a part of you forever. No trust me it won't be a part of me forever. Hey guys we want to take a quick break to thank sponsor of today's episode quince. Quince is always the first place I visit when it starts to get cool in LA. This is actually a great reminder I'm gonna go to quince.com today. It's gonna cool in LA. I know. I know you connected those dots for me. I didn't. Yeah. Go ahead. They have the best sweaters and outerwear for the best prices when it's time to shop for the fall. Something I'm really looking forward to as the weather turns cooler are movies in the theater, pumpkin spice lattes and slipping into a cozy sweater from quince. Quince is known for their Mongolian cashmere sweaters from $50. And it's not just that. 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You might have like a serious disease. I do. Rosanna Pantia reveals she's smoking her dad's ashes and new Instagram story. She's dying wish was to be grown into a cannabis plant and be smoked. Oh, who is this young woman? She's a chef. Oh my God. Well, I will say Willie Nelson. That's a great idea. Willie Nelson's song roll me up and smoke me when I die. Yeah. Like maybe I want my I want my grandkids to do that to me. I kind of felt like that was more of a play on words and less so. Like my inhale, my body into your lungs, but who might I say? Different strokes for different folks. She seems to be enjoying smoking the father. So I think that that's going to really start to pick up now. My mom would fucking kill me in the afterlife if I was rolling up a joint with her cremated body. She'd be like, well, I'm haunting you now. She'd be so mad. Maybe if I'm haunting you. So your mom do you consuming other people? I just watched this show Florida, a man. It's Florida man. And like it was just like on my TV lesson and it's like stories and it must be made by the drunk history person that made that because it's like reenactments, but it's all famous people doing the reenactment, but it's true stories. And this guy was saying he really needed to go to a bass nectar concert in Colorado, but he was broke. I'm Craigslist and typed in like, I'm willing to do whatever within reason for some cash. And he said he got a lot of like sexual things and finally he got one that wasn't sexual, but he was like, can I give you a call? It's my biggest fantasy. And he gets on the phone with this person and they say, I want you to cut off one of my toes and eat it in front of me, like fry it up and eat it. Don't worry. It's not sexual. Yeah, I want you to eat my toe. And the guy was justifying it that like is telling the story, like, I mean, like in the moment, I kind of just was picturing myself in Colorado at bass actor with my friends and like, that's where, and I was like, and he said he got to the guy's house and he was like a very normal, well adjusted man. Good looking. Ooh. He's single, but then he, he, he posted out right before he's about to cut the toe off. Right. And he's like, I don't know how I'd explain it to the kids, why I'm missing three toes. Wait, the guy posted out the guy that hired the guy that hired. Oh. So did he get the money or no? The guy ended up giving him the money for showing up. Yeah, that's, I would have, yeah, that's sweet. And at the end, it's $4,000. Oh my God. Yeah. Like at the end, he was like, I still every now and then get on Craigslist and type in like, I'm strapped for cash. I will do whatever. And he said every now and then I get a message that's worded. And I know it's Steven and he'll message back and be like, Hey, Steven, it's me. You remember me? How's it going? He's like, good. You want to give it another try? Cause like I'm ready now. Why does he want that? I wonder what is driving him. They had a sexual like intimacy expert also speaking on the matter and she was like, the reason he backed out last minute is because people like the fantasy. Nope. My reason is my question is why does he want it in the first place? Because it's a, it's a, it's a sexual fan. It's a fantasy. Sure. Like, where is it coming from? Mental illness. No, I know. But like what, like what happened to him in the past or what is driving on in the brain? Well, the inspiration expert was like, it's a normal thing to have a fantasy about that. But as soon as it becomes real for people, they get timid and they back out. Hold on. I bet I've watched enough criminal minds to try to figure out. Okay. I love myself in the mind of someone that wants someone that wants someone else to cut off and eat their toes and they kept showing obviously fake toes like rolling around in butter on a, on a frying pan. Maybe that's something his parents used to do eat each other's toes to other. Maybe they were on subs and they did that to others. I could definitely see it str, stemming from childhood trauma for sure, but I don't know. The craziest part of the whole story is literally the guy being like, I needed to go to base nectar. So like, I feel like the craziest part of the story is the guy that wants someone else to cut off his toes and eat them. I think it's crazier to justify as another person like driving over to someone's house and being like, all right, time to eat a toe. Here's a question. You come across that. That's your tickets. You come across that Craigslist ad sure of someone saying, I'll literally do whatever. What would you have that person do for you? Great question, Brooke. And like, is this something where it's like, okay, no one ever finds out what? Yes. Okay. I don't have any. I only have 10 toes, you know, so it's like, but I don't have anything that depraved sorry to for anyone interested in toe eating. I don't have anything like that. What would I have them do? I probably would have them go through all of my clothes and help me get rid of stuff and then drive it to Goodwill. I was about to say I'd have someone put my couch together finally. Yeah. Like something that is just like way the weight of it. Yes. And do all my laundry and then hang it back up so I can start like from the beginning. Yeah. Get you back to around zero. Yeah. That's what I would have them do. Yeah. Which is just like something that I could do. I also could hire a task rabbit to put my couch together too. But I don't think they would. They get it. It's crazy at my age. Like it would benefit me so much for my mom to come visit and help me with my clothes. She would. I know. You guys can visit all the time. They don't like L.A. though. So they don't spend any time up here. But they would. If, if your mom, if you asked your mom, she would. I think so too. I should ask my mom. Sweetheart. Yeah. You want to hear about this thing that I heard Amy Poehler and Kiki Palmer talk about on their podcast? They have a podcast? No. Yeah. So Amy Poehler was talking about functional freeze. Have you heard of functional freeze? I exist in a functional freeze. Someone else given you like that insight or did you talk? I mean, this was on Amy's Instagram, but yes. Functional freeze is where you are really high performing high functioning at work. And then as soon as you're able to go home and relax like you're like this. Like you, you, you just go absolutely cross side. Brain doesn't work. You're not reading. You're just literally like your brain shuts off. It's a frozen state. And I just found out like I will look at the wall for literally 20 minutes and then be like, whoa. What was that? Functional freeze. I have, I think what I have is more of like functional depression where it's like you don't even like feel depressed, but like, and I can do everything that I have to do. But when it comes to like the little things, it's just like there's no way like there is no way I can pick up that pair of pants that I've walked by 18 times. It's impossible. But like I can go to work and perform well. Yeah. But like I can't wash my face. I'll die. I get it. Oh my gosh. It reminds me of a saying that I just saw what the weight of life challenges aren't meant to be paralyzing. They're meant to help you grow. And that's about you picking those pants up. But like I can do big things. Like I could write a book. I can't pick my pants up. No. Oh, you inspired me by the way. I got a desktop computer. Oh my God. I want one too. Yeah. It's really nice. The only thing is like as someone. I'm an iMac. Yeah. It's my parents old one that they were getting rid of. Whoa. My dad shipped it to me. That's really sweet. I know. I had to go get a keyboard. Where'd you put it? $150. I'm like I don't want to do this that bad. It's on my dining room table. That's the thing about, you know, I'm not, I'm not having guests over to dying and now like that's a fine place for a computer to be. It is a little bit upsetting though not to have a desk to put your computer on because I don't have the space. I told you I'm fully redoing that back room to be like a study. Yeah. Yeah. She's going to redo it all nice and pretty for me and it's going to be like a reading book. When is she doing that? January. That's exciting. Fresh new start. Fresh new start. I will say Connor. I got the litter robot for Jonathan, which is like a very expensive robot that scoops the litter for you and empties it into a bin at the bottom so you never have to scoop litter. I get ads for it for some reason. You just have to take out the bag of, of. Don't tell us that you're not taking the bag of poop out. I am taking the bag of poop out, but you literally, rarely have to like once every three weeks and the whole point is that you don't have to scoop litter and it doesn't smell unfortunately. Mine like literally wreaks like beyond belief in a way that is out of this world you wouldn't believe. I think it's Jonathan, my little sweet baby boy just has like a powerful stomach. So it's been challenging for us in the litter robot. Izzy when you watch him, you just don't have to go in that room at all. Yeah. I just keep it like open to sliver so he can get in and out, but that's his room now. That's disgusting. Sorry. And I, I've cleaned it. Um, yeah, he's so, he's the best. Sounds really awesome. He's something of a great roommate. No, you haven't even met him yet. He's like he would be, he's addictive. He's the best boy in the world. Having an animal in my house is really just killer. Like it's like, why am I here? I agree. I don't know how I went without a cat for so long. The thing about having a dog that's like different is like when I'm outside and I'm walking, it's like this almost feels weird that I'm walking and for what? Without him? Yeah. I know. I know. I know. I'm walking around like, where are you going? It's like I'm on a walk. I can see Jonathan for walks. I guess I could. You could get one of those backpacks. I'm like so scared to take him out of the house. Yeah, let him get a little bigger and less like spazzy. Yeah. I think I'm going to have to get another cat. You feel called to get another smelly cat? Smelly cat, smelly cat. I have one thing that I wanted to talk about really quick before we were about to rap. But he smells so good. It's crazy. Except his ass and stomach and that entire room. It's just the litter box. He himself smells like a baby. Yeah, that's nice though. Yeah. Because he's on your face and making out with your eye. Not making. Don't make it sexual. Oh, sorry. Sucking. Sucking on your eye in my bed. No, I'm saying. Um, so did you see, you saw the man on the street interview that I did in New York? Yes. Okay. Tell us about it. Well, I saw that you commented, ah, by the way, most viewed video on that guy's page. Like, what did you, what are your thoughts? You were being so shy. I was, that was the day that I was so hung over, I wanted to die. And I'm like literally like walking and I'm walking in slow motion and he's like, hey, and I'm like, hey, man. So was that completely you had no idea he was coming up to you? No, I thought it was, I literally, I've never, I've never seen that guy. I know there's a couple of people that do that now. Yeah, there's tons. So I like, was like, what? And he's like, oh, what do you do for a living? And I was like, oh my gosh, can't believe we're doing this right now. I said I can't believe we're doing this right now because specifically, I was like, really in just wanting to, wanting to lay down and be alone. And I was literally walking to get a coffee and that was going to wake me up a little bit, a little more perky. But at that point, I was just tired and just like beat up and he was asking me all these questions. I literally couldn't finish a sentence. And I was being timid. You were being timid. And shy. And shy. But everyone took it as charming. So it was really sweet. I genuinely meant what I said. Yeah. Connor, I really meant it. No, I was feeling a little bit, but I really was hoping you'd be like, hey, man, I'm spreading positivity. Do you want to hug? I would have accepted. Really? Yeah. Because I really just needed to be in a baby Bjorn. Yeah. I love that video, truly. Everyone thinks it was a fake. And I was like, you think I would fake that timid shy? I've never seen you like that. I know. I was broken. I love it though. Yeah, that was that was real funny. But everyone was like, I need you to can't wait to hear about this on the bottom, like nothing to say. Yeah. Not much. Except. Chow. Oh, I hear a horrible thing that I was thinking about teleportation. Why horrible? Just like I know that it's going to be available to us or not even to us, but like our grandkids will be like, you used to go to the airport and fly on a plane and used to take you all day to get to like New York. And now they just go. I'm in Paris. You know what they call that? In the a guitar world? What? Winowing. What's winowing? Yeah. Okay. It's good to make up words. Yeah. Winowing. I'm just, you don't think about that? Like, well, how much technology that people. It's insane. Like if I had the ability to teleport, I'd never take a step again. I'd never use my legs again. Well, you'd have to walk over to your portal. You wouldn't be magic. Oh, I thought I was magic. I'm sorry. No. But teleportation, I think, would it would require a portal? Oh, they're going to be so expensive and it's going to create like another type of like class distinction, like only the rich can teleport. It's going to create a whole thing. I know. Taylor Swift's plane is going to be without, without meaning, without life. She could do a hundred thousand shows in a day. But honestly, maybe it would save a lot of fuel or maybe it uses 18 times the amount. That's the same thing, like, what is it called mining of Bitcoin mining or whatever, like caught, like you just so much fuel. I'm like, how is it using fuel? How is it using fuel? AI uses a lot of fuel. How weird is that? Yeah, I heard that. Gas? Leave us out of this. Like a guy with a little bit of a cute, runny nose shouldn't have to worry about fossil fuels, you know? Yeah. JD. I should be able to have some soup. Yeah. Today. I can't say that. Why? There's no point because I have to say something that would, here's something that I'll talk about and I'm going to quit right here. So I got upgraded on Delta to like, I'm silver medallion now because of how much I've been flying. So it's been, they've been saying, you got upgraded. You got up for the, so for the first time ever in my adult life, my phone let, let, let up, let up. And was like, you've been upgraded. I was like, yes. And they're like, I got a window seat and I was pretty happy with my seat. But I was like, I love to be upgraded. Yeah. It was for a connecting flight. The first flight was at 6 a.m. out of Indianapolis to St. Louis. Was it one of those planes that were like this big? Small plane, but they moved me up to a middle seat. Yeah. Like front row middle seat, roof seat, like everyone's looking at me and I'm sitting in between two people. Yeah. And I was like, wow. Thank you. Next but like learning moment, like I'm not going to opt in to the upgrade anymore. So lesson learned. Next flight. You've been upgraded immediately. My experiences left my brain and I'm like, yeah. Middle seat, exact same seat, middle seat next to the bathroom this time. The worst part is that there was no overhead space for me there. So I had to put my bag in the back and the overhead space. Oh my God. And so I was sitting there, middle seat, middle seat, middle seat, couldn't even get off the plane, which is the one benefit for being upgraded for me was that I could get off earlier. Couldn't even waited till the very end. Connor, that's really funny. It felt like I was like on a show like punked. I don't have anything else to say besides that's hysterical. Even it's crazy. I like that you did it again. That's my favorite part of the story. Immediately I was like, I feel like there's an episode of SpongeBob like that or something. Like immediately forget everything bad that and it was like and it was a tight connection. It was sort of like I got off the plane, walked to the other gate, got a water bottle and got on the plane immediately. I'm like, I love that. Did you see Spirit Airlines file for bankruptcy this morning? I did. I thought that was a few days ago. That could have been. Maybe they were talking about it. No, because I got the email today from their founder. Yeah. What does that mean for me? Ted Chrissie emailed me. It just means the same thing as anyone like finally bankruptcy. It just means like it gets you out of your debt temporarily. I think that's what bankruptcy is. I declare bankruptcy. I've been watching a lot of the office. I've been in hotels and like that's a comfort show in a hotel. It's just like on every block of TV, on TV guide is like office, office, office, office, office, and modern family, modern family, modern family, modern family. I love modern family. I don't have the affinity towards Jim and Pam that you have. I have like the hell away. I'm not like obsessed with me on belief with them. I'm not like a huge Pam girl. I think Jim is a like a narcissistic dick that like loves himself. And season nine only, I don't know. The whole time. Or eight is eight or nine. Just really smug. Jim is just really smug. Smudge. Smudge. Smudge. Smudge. Yeah. No. Have you not seen the butt liquor scene? That's the best scene in all of the office. We'll have to watch in bed. Yeah. I'd like to watch butt liquor in the office. Okay. Let's watch butt liquor. We'll just close this off by saying butt liquor and also welcome to broken heart and make a podcast. As always. And goodbye. I'm going to do an iPad for the bonus makeshift. Okay. Cool. Okay. Cool. So join us in the bonus if you want to. I'm not going to ask you guys again. Subscribe to the YouTube channel. This is some sick and twisted joke. The fact that we can't hit. Please get Connor his plaque. I just want the effing plaque because now you know that YouTube made them smaller now. 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0:00 You UGGly
1:01 Intro
1:21 Going Across The Pond
3:11 Mouthful of Panties
6:03 Happy Wicked Week!
6:58 Preparing For High T(ea)
9:19 Wake Me For Food
10:10 Pooping On Planes
11:58 LiquidIV
13:49 Connor’s Flight Meals
17:02 The Balsamic Vinegar Debate
19:45 Farmer’s Market Breakthrough
23:29 Storyworth
25:13 Brooke’s Cornea
28:33 Hey Can We Talk?
30:00 People’s Sexiest Man 2024
32:38 Cute Runny Noses
33:54 Jeff Goldblum Is Kooky
35:14 BetterHelp
36:38 Influencer Accents
39:27 Cann Jokes
41:05 Connor’s Broken TV Experience
44:20 Brooke’s Book Update
48:41 Quince
50:51 Smoking Ashes
52:28 Florida Man
57:34 Functional Freeze
1:00:04 Jonathan’s Struggles
1:02:31 Connor’s Man On The Street Interview
1:04:28 Teleportion Coming Soon
1:06:13 Getting Upgraded!!
1:08:55 Comfort Shows
1:09:40 Get Connor His Plaque!!!
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