Phone Taps
Having the Family Over for Thanksgiving
There's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally, like growing up with a bank you can count on, like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure, and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado, there's only one member FDIC. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. Dear Elvis, my husband Paul is so relieved we're not hosting Thanksgiving at our house this year. So we're going to my at Rachel's house. All we have to do is bring a salad. Isn't that nice? Nice. So let's call my husband and let him know that well things have changed. He's going to go into a panic when he finds out well for whatever reason we have to have the family over at our house. Let's get him going. All right. So Jenny obviously wants to irritate husband Paul. She's doing the phone tap herself. Let's listen into today's holiday phone tap. Hello. Hello. Hi honey. Hi. We have a problem. What? Rachel just called me her and Karen got into a huge blowout and apparently Rachel kicked the stove and completely broke the whole stove. Okay. So you know just to cook all the food. So I told her that that that I'll do it. Oh you got to be kidding me. Not with all money. Well me buying all the food. I need you to go and pick up all the stuff there. They're a mess over there. You got to do this like right now. Kidding me. Just forget about it. Just cancel it. No not doing that. That's stupid. Don't you think? No no no. We have to do this. You know how much Thanksgiving means to me. It's not Thanksgiving's. This is you being used again. You're going to cook all the food. What are they on drugs? I think they're high. I think that's what it is. They're on drugs. I have a list of things that I need you to get. No I'm not doing it. It's stupid. I'm not buying it. I'm not doing it. We have 20 people coming to the house. Well we can't do it. Okay. We have to. You're sick. You're too sick to do it. Do you get it? Call him back. Tell him you're feeling too good. You don't want to get everybody sick in the house. But I'm feeling okay. No tell them you're not. Tell them you're not feeling okay. Don't you get it? Call back and tell them that you got the flu. Okay. Grab a pen and a paper please. You think I'm buying food for 20 people you're out of your mind. I'm not doing it. Just not turning it to me buying everything now. Just we were going to do it anyway. No we weren't. We were not. We were going to go there and eat their food. Now we got a cup for 20 people. What are you? Are you ridiculous? You don't you go you four foot is she was crying so I kind of offered out. I don't care. She's crying. I don't care. She broke her own stove. Do I look completely stupid to you? Do you? Do I? Well now she's going to have to buy a new stove. Go buy a new stove. That's a very good plan. Well you know all of a sudden they're inviting you over. Then all of a sudden oh yeah I know by the way you cook and everything too. Are they kidding me or what? Can you just grab a pen and like. I don't know what I'm grabbing a pen for. I'm not going there. I'm picking up all these and bring it here. She ready for all the people. Who's all the people? They're nothing to me. I know none of them. I don't care who these people are. Get the list and go please now. I'm not doing it. Why are you ruining Thanksgiving? I am not doing it. Get it through your hand and call them up and tell them. Please can you just at least go before you go to work then? I'm not going nowhere. Where? Go where? To see what I'm looking by five hundred hours worth of groceries? Where? Where do you want me to go? I don't see what the big deal is. You got to learn how to say no. It's very easy. And oh learn how to say no to your family like they do to you. Okay? Look I'm at work. Everybody's looking at me like I'm a nut. So you need to get your phone. They're right. They're looking at you right. And everybody's listening to you Paul. Hello Paul. This is Gary Jones. Melvis is around the morning show. Your wife's playing a phone tap on you. Oh Jesus Christ. I finally got you any. Oh my God. The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tap was pre-recorded with permission granted by all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the morning show. There's only one feeling like knowing your banker personally. Like growing up with a bank you can count on. Like being sure what you've earned is safe, secure, and local. There's only one feeling like knowing you're supporting your community. You deserve more from a bank. You deserve an institution that stood strong for generations. Bank of Colorado. There's only one. Remember FDIC.
Paul is so relieved to not be hosting Thanksgiving this year.....until his wife changes the plan!