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No wonder you go buy veteran with a sign. I mean, that's just a white boy shit. He's actually an heiress to the mawbell. Oh, really? The film company. It's AT&T now. Mawbell, I got the ill communication. Mawbell, then Southern Bell, then AT&T. And then Alexander Graham Bell was the... He was the first. He was the first bell. And Maw was his grandma. Yep. And they were in some kind of relationship. I don't know what was going on. I'm told they were having sex. Why didn't say that? And they needed to call someone. I wish they would have called me. Yeah, that would have been nice. Invited me over. Yeah. Look at you. Somebody's digging up the ground. Some glasses. Yeah, I want to see it too. You got sunglasses on today. Yeah, it's just part of the thing. And I have enough... My eyes shake from my brain injury. So it's just to try and see more normal. And I'm preparing for the nuclear blast. It's probably imminent with the way the world is right now. Why don't you think those glasses are going to stop? They might. They might. They're going to melt to your fucking face. Now, dude, I've seen Fallout on Amazon Prime. I know how stuff works. Is it any good, by the way? Dude, it's so fucking good. Is it really? Everybody says it's good. I don't even like that shit. And I'm going to have to watch it. Walking down the bits. I've said, "Walting God is the best." By the way. You know, Tim and the Olafand have been hinting around lately about him coming back for one final series or season worth of Justify. Because they did another season of Justify last year. Yeah, they did a relaunch of it. And rumor has it. They're going to do one more because it did pretty well. And they're homies in real life. So it makes sense. Walton Goggins might be one of the most prolific character actors in the modern era. Yeah. Yes. I 100% agree. Righteous gemstones. Baby, Billy. Uncle, baby, Billy. Yeah. That's actually like my brother. Brother, baby, Billy. My great uncle, he's passed. He used to be a used car salesman/pastor. And he had hair like that. And he would get up there and be like, "Laviticus 12." And then he'd be like, "You know, if you'd come on down, check out a 1992 Thunderbird. I'll be able to help you tell him Uncle Jason." Pastor Jason. I miss it, don't you? Slavery? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What are you talking about? What is Texas? No, I was talking about just watching my uncle do like an old, real kind of fundamentalist. Sell slaves. Sell, yeah. That's going to be a long day. No, it's not. We're only a couple minutes in. I didn't know when your uncle had slaves. Whenever you do a voice like that, obviously, that's on this show. Anytime anyone sounds like Fogghorn, like Horn, I assume they're talking about slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Just pure southern. No, not that. It's just saying he used to be a pastor. I'm a Kentucky Colonel. No. No. Maybe. I'm trying to get that, actually. I'm trying to make people fried chicken and keep them happy. Didn't Donut get a Kentucky Colonel? Donut's got it. Fat electrician. Kentucky ballistics. I'm going to try to meet the fourth horseman of the Kentucky Colonel apocalypse. Are you a Kentucky in? No, I live in Nashville. You're a Kentuxan? No, no. I grew up in Memphis and I live in Nashville. But, if I can be a Colonel in Kentucky, I'm going to do that. I don't know what it gets you. I think you get land rights and pre-manocked over a certain county or something like that. But it seems pretty cool to me. I'm in on it. The only problem is, it's stolen valor. How do you figure? He's not from Kentucky. He's not a fucking Colonel. They went south and found a real hero is how I look at it. They had to go find a real hero, you know? What's the best shit that came out of Kentucky? Basketball. We go Kentucky basketball, Bob? They didn't invent basketball, a fucking Canadian. You're right. Colonel Sanders? I think it's the chicken. It's got to be the chicken, right? Opioidity. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's Virginia. You're still... That's the one dollar. You're taking West Virginia does best. No, a pills rattling is called a Kentucky baby rattle where I'm from. Is it really? Literally. Like, oh, you got a Kentucky baby rattle. It's just a pill, a pill can. I wish my parents were rich enough to do that to me as a baby. What did I give you percocet? Yeah, just a little shaky shaky. Yeah. That baby hasn't taken a dump in six months. Well, no need. He's all backed up. He's operating at 100% efficiency, right? That's how I see it. And by Gnomics, dude, your saving money diapers are expensive, bro. That's by Gnomics, Jack. Yeah. Build back better. The old Kentucky... What is it? Rattle shaker? It's a Kentucky baby rattle. Yeah. Yeah. So when the VA used to send my medicine to the mailbox once a month, they'd be like, "Oh, I got to get my Kentucky baby rattle." That's what they would say. No, dude. No, no, no. That time is long since past. Apparently there was some sort of epidemic. I don't know. I didn't see that bad. I like the Kentucky waterfall, which is... That's a good one. Yeah. That's mullet. I'm close to having one right now. I'm in the process. Kentucky waterfall, Missouri, compromises another good one, which is the three-fifths compromise. It's another name for a mullet. See, here's the growth on mine back there. It's getting there. I'm working on it. It is getting there. I'm working on it for the summer. Yeah. Need something fun and flirty. Something that says, "Hey." It's something to make that hard AF pop. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Well, Louisiana Purchase is what I like to call it in the back. Louisiana Purchase. Anytime you get to fuck over the French, it's a good day. I know. Right. I like it. We should do a reality show, by the way, where it's either slave owner or just southern gentleman. That's the premise? Yes. Sounds like something Jubilee would make on their YouTube. You get to hear the sound of their voice, so it's like love is blind except for slavery. Yeah. You get to hear the sound of their voice and you have to guess whether they're like your uncle and owned a shit ton of slaves or they're just a southern gentleman. I would win this competition. Do you think so? Yeah. I understand pure southern dialect. It'd be easy. It's a tap in my roots. So let's start with your uncle. No, my uncle. Did he own slaves? No, no, no. We're not that. We're, you know, my DNA is like pure mud blood, Mississippi broken redneck stuff. Okay. You know, I was telling Dan earlier in the citizen podcast that, you know, I like to find her things. I love to go to a place, have a good meal. Nice little wag to say something like that, right? Take my kids experience all these things, but deep down inside, my soul just wants fraud baloney sandwiches. Fuck yeah, it does. It just, I can't get away from it. I'm right there with you, brother. Just give me some tang and some fraud baloney. Let's attack the day. Yeah. Let's attack the day. I'm in mourning right now, actually. I'm going to do a full fucking uncerked episode on Friday about it because Joe Biden clearly doesn't want the black vote at all anymore. I thought. You got rid of menthol cigarettes. Are you not still in mourning over OJ? Because I still am. Oh, there's a lot, dude. Yeah. There's a lot going on in my fucking mind right now, but I'm in sackcloth and ash every time when I go home. I've had to start burning things to make ash. Yeah. Who has ash anymore? So here's the thing. We lost two black staples in one fucking week. Wait, who's the other one? Red lobster filed for bankruptcy last night. Oh, I didn't know that. You took away menthols of Jay Simpson and Red Lobster's a fuck Joe Biden. This is actually a good opportunity. So everybody knows we did the contest with the bro box for the Olive Garden thing, which is next week, by the way. Yeah, he'll be here next week. He'll be here next week. We're going out to Olive Garden. We have a midget on the show that day, too. That's the... Oh, yeah. This is it. Should we ask her to go? No. You don't have to ask her. They just know. They just know. Yeah. You don't have to ask them. But we... Somebody brought it up to me when we were in Georgia. I don't know who it was, but what are we going to do on Juneteenth? Hmm. Right? For June. What are you talking about at the Masters? Uh-huh. This is like... We're at the Masters. We were at the Masters, dude. It's the... It's called the Masters. The primary bedroom. White male event. Yeah. I guess the question is, because it's kind of a gimmicky chain restaurant, silly thing. What's the blackest chain restaurant? Like a sit down and eat place. The two that I had on my list, no lie, was Red Lobster and Cheesecake Factory. So I was back in LA. What was that? Cheesecake Factory makes sense. Basically, like, being on a cruise. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's all fat people and... But I was back in LA a few weeks ago, and I was driving by my old haunt there, and there was a line outside the Cheesecake Factory in Marina Del Rey. All the fucking Lakers would go there, dude. Like, for real and have like a for real meals. If you wanted to see the Lakers, just roll out to Cheesecake Factory. People in the chat are saying Golden Corral. Do we have one here, Bob? Can you look that up? Do we have a ghost around here? I don't know if we have one. I do have a cheesecake factory story from Nashville. Do you really? Yeah, I do. Okay, pull up. Is it the one of them all? Yes. Next to that movie theater. Pull up the address to that Golden Corral, by the way, by the way, Bob. Yeah, I can get you there right now. It is... Yeah, get us an Uber to it, actually, right now. We're cutting you so off. We're going to fucking Cheesecake Factory, or Golden Corral, whatever it is. It's right off I-35, and I think slaughter. I think we need to do... Oh, that's gross. I think we need to do Red Lobster. We need to be in business. Finally, from bankruptcy, this means shit. That's true. That means they're going to probably move some debt around, maybe get capital from somewhere else to bring in or whatever the fuck else. I'm all in Lobster Tails on Juneteenth. What was your cheesecake factory story in Nashville? So, remember when the broke documentary came out? Oh, yeah. And one of them... I believe he's on there as Vince Young, and he came to Tennessee, and he was known for just like, wow, I can say whatever I want, right? This is fucking drinking, bro. Yeah, so he's known for like crazy shit, and like, so people were telling like all sorts of stories. There was one story where he allegedly spent like $70,000 in a TGI Friday's in one sitting. That was... He's coming at it. This is common knowledge. Yeah, he's coming at it. That's a TGI Friday story. How do you spend $75,000 in the two price? I don't know. It's a zero problem with that. The most expensive thing on the menu is booze, and it's $20. Well, it was one night. It wasn't... I think it was like for his old lineman. He would also... He didn't like private jets, but he would book... I think he would fly back to Austin, actually. He would fly back to Texas. He'd book a whole flight to himself. He just didn't want to sit around to anyone. Southwest. Southwest. Oh, wow. Oh, boy. And cheesecake factory stories, he spent about like $10,000 a week in cheesecake factory delivery. Deliver. That makes sense. Yeah. We're there now. I mean, he didn't have the inflation we had. This was 2016. When everything was... Trump was an officer. No, no, no, wait. Wasn't... No, no, no. It was when he played for the Titans. It was a long time ago. It was. 20 years ago. Wait, is he dead? No, he's still alive. I saw him the other day. Fat and broke. No. I've played basketball within a lifetime. Yeah, he's still here, man. So you see him all the time? Yeah. He got a job here at UT Austin being like an athletic coordinator or something. Oh, is he working at Lifetime Delco? No. Are you sure he's not... Are you sure he's not? He's not. He doesn't have to work at Lifetime because he can just live off his name in Austin. He sure can. How do you figure? What do you mean? Like a bum? No. It was the last guy to win a national championship. It was him and it was arguably the greatest game of all time. That run into me might have been the top national championship ever. So what are you saying that he didn't force before? He just fucking putters around Austin getting free food and shelter on campus. No, that's not true. All he has to do is show up and do speaking gigs, do the alumni gigs, do the steak house downtown that he sold. He doesn't own any of that. He sold it. He sold his name. But he sold his name at the beginning. He never owned an equity stake. But he can eat for free there. He sure can. Is that true? Yeah. It's Vince Young, dude. It's just-- I would eat there for every meal. He has a job at this school. They hired him in like a professor role or something. Correct. Which is probably like a six figure gig. He's ten years. It is. You know, it's, you know, he's fine. What do you think he's teaching? How the fucking spend $30 million and have nothing for it? They're paying him back because they sent him out into the world like that. Yeah. Yeah. People owes him money for not preparing him like they should have. He's not a very good advertisement for their academics. Yeah. That's for sure. No, I mean, that's a big part of that whole movie is that they're like, "We make these kids millionaires at a really young age. We don't teach them anything and then, oh, oh well, look what happens." And like, he's one of the case studies in the movie, if I remember correctly. I think if you win a national championship at one of these big schools, you probably don't have to work the rest of your life. Cardale Jones at Ohio State is the same way. Where he just shows up for all the big events, does all the alumni shit, does all the fun stuff, signs, everything, and you just become a part of that program and you're on the payroll forever. Pretty good gig. It is. Pretty good gig. Hey, you want to go to a place where everyone thinks you're cool and get paid? Yes, I would. Yeah. I would not want that. But here's the problem. Take Alabama, for example. Alabama won six with Saban. Yeah. Most of those guys were kind of forgettable and it was about the defense. They had a great defense and everything else. And decent guys on offense with Devonta Smith and Derek Henry. Derek Henry and those guys, but you need that quarterback who just drove you down the field and did it. Greg Mackle really is not getting free drink. Sure isn't. Who the fuck is that? He's the quarterback of Alabama, who won the championship. Exactly. He doesn't get that shit. He didn't get the fun shit. He didn't win that one, right? He did. And he doesn't get that fun shit either. That's because like Alabama's just a system. Was it 2018? Right. Yeah. Well, Ohio State, actually. I was there. I think it was the COVID year. Yeah. Mac Jones won in 2020. Yeah. I was at that game. It was him and Devonta Smith. That doesn't count. And I was a bubble ring. It was like two of us in the stadium. Half of Ohio State's team was out, but do you ever rage with him? Vince Young. No, I mean, there's always stories like you'd see like the Titans and stuff around town, but like not I just remember like there was just a lot of like weird stuff around him of a take. He had like a huge posse. Like everywhere he went. Like 20, 30 people deep. And then like that was just what was picking apart at his like 30 million dollars. You just described every black athlete, by the way, I'm just telling you a story about a guy. I saw a town. No, no, no. And I get all that. I get all that. Yeah. Yeah. But the town you're in has some really fucking weird athlete stories. Yeah. I mean, dude, a lot of people forget about that Steve McNair story. I don't. But yeah. Yeah. Yeah, mucked up by his girlfriend. Sure. Yeah. He used to work at Dave and Busters. Yes. Yeah. And after he played, he was on the down slow. I mean, like, no, he had a great career, a great career. But like he also he played like hard nose football. Honestly, all of his stuff can be should should have been a bet. I don't know if they looked at his brain or not. But it's definitely from TBI's like he got the dog shit kicked out of him his whole career. Frank Wicheck just died recently another another fucking legend of who was a music city miracle play. Yep. The one that did it and he's in his fifties. They were I think they're roughly the same age. That's the woman that killed him. Now McNair. Where's she at now? She offed herself. Yeah. It was a double. Yeah. It was a double. Yeah. But here's the here's the shit about this. So I know you're talking about like CT with with McNair. Yeah. Not in this ditch. Do you know the story about it? What about him? He was married with kids. No, I know. Yeah. This was a side piece. Oh, yeah. She went crazy. He came over there. He fell asleep on the couch. She shot him and shot herself. Well, he bought her a fucking condo downtown. Yeah. He was trying to like. Like a wife. In a Kumar situation. She sure did. That's her. Bob. Wow. I mean, look, if you're going to risk it all and I guess have somebody kill you over it. I would. This wouldn't be the one. Really? Yeah. No, I wouldn't take a bullet to the face for her. This looks like an older Olivia Rodrigo. This is a Olivia Rodrigo without money right here. Bob, pull up a picture of a girl you would take a bullet to the face for. Yeah. Pull that up, Bob. Olivia Rodrigo. Just curious. Olivia Rodrigo. All right. Hold on. Or Sidney Sweeney. I would, certainly. Yeah. I mean, understandable. Really understandable on that. Don't leap up. Like you can, for five grand, you can recreate Sidney Sweeney. I like to a leap up, by the way. That's a good one, Delco. Just find a girl, a poor girl with a pretty face and get her fake titties. The end. And you've done Sidney Sweeney, it's got to be something more than that. These are natural, dude. So what? She's got big naturals. I mean. That's part of the allure, dude. That's part of it. Even her mom talked to her about it very famously. Yeah. Well, she's trying to get her to get. A breast reduction. She's like, "Don't do that. It's going to make you famous." I think, to be honest, the Supreme Court just upheld a ban on child gender reassignment surgery yesterday, actually, right, which is great news. Yeah. I think, however, we should ban breast reduction surgery. I think that is immoral. Yeah, I do, too. There's no reason to ever do that. Yep. Never. I don't believe in it. To be honest, how dare you? So little brings us joy in modern life. How fucking dare you try to make your titties smaller? It's almost like punching God in the dick. If you get a breast reduction, you might as well just turn and punch Jesus in the dick. Yep. Come off the top rope. Yup. Elbow right to the face. Savage town. Yeah. He doesn't deserve that. He deserves your love. Can you imagine Jesus as Macho Man Randy Savage? I hope he is. Oh, yeah, brother. I'm part of the Trinity. Yeah. Damn. He feeds an entire crowd. No, he gets to the father, except through me, brother. Yeah. Yeah. He went down there, talked to Paul told him to baptize me, dip me in the water, so come anew. I don't know if I'm more impressed by your savage impression or your knowledge of the Bible. I grew up in the South, man. Yeah. Sure did. You're a little bit of both. Yeah. Really they can take over that market. Yeah. The Bible man market. Yeah. We were on the road this last week in Georgia in Tennessee. One of his hotels was shitty. Dan actually signed a Bible inside the hotel room. I always sign him. I sign every Bible. I come into contact. Why do you sign a Bible? I put something to Jesus and like, "Stay up, JC." Yeah. Yeah. "Stay up." Can you even... What are the people after? They're like... We don't know. That's the thing. When we sign the Bible and then he left it, I'm dying laughing and go, "The only bad part about this is we don't get to see the person's reaction." Yeah, I don't need that. I do. I don't need that. Because I know what the reaction is. You know what it is. You can see it in your head and that's the beauty of it. You know what I mean? It's also how you know it's for love of the game, right? That's right. Yeah. I don't care about the response to you. I do this shit for the love of the game. Yeah. You people... I've said this many times recently, but I don't care about any of you. You people. Yeah. That's fucking racist, bro. I don't care about your body except for me. That's not true. Yeah. No, for him it's true. I think you care about people. I care about people. I just don't care what they think. Right. About me, especially. There we go. It doesn't. Brought you back. It really doesn't. And then me personally, I don't care about the Middle East. That's my big thing. I don't care about any of... What? Nothing. I wanted all... I was thinking about building seven. What were you saying? Sure. I wanted it all gone. Tower seven, tower seven. Yeah. Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams. It sure doesn't, dude. You lose change for the next 90 minutes because we'll do it on patreon. We'll show you lose change. But yeah, I don't... The whole Middle East you can get rid of. Just cut it out. Or... Just cut it out. I've always said this. Just wall it off and then let's have some fucking drones and then watch them kill each other for the next 2000 years, better than any television we have on currently. You know what is interesting about the Middle East is how quickly that once the Taliban came to power in the vacuum that we left them, the follow up articles or all of them being like, "This fucking sucks." Like, they're like, "We want to go back to doing jihad with the boys." Well, that's the same thing... That's the same thing Hamas said in 2006 when they won the elections in Gaza, right? They won the governmental elections there. So all of a sudden Hamas is in charge of the government like, "Oh, we don't know how to do anything. We're just a bunch of fucking retards." Yeah. And they're all fucking morons. For me personally, I know Elon Musk is working on Neuralink and he's putting that chip in people's brains. You see the footage with the guy who's making the computer go and he's playing chess and doing fun things. I love all that. I want to take it a step further for myself. You want to implant that fucking thing in my head? Put every Middle East country on that chip and then whatever I read in real life or here or see, it eliminates all those fucking countries just from my whole fucking life altogether. I never want to hear about Iran ever again. I wrote all of it. Every Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan. I don't want to hear about one fucking country. See it? I accidentally braille it on a sidewalk, you know? Like a Ray Charles moment. I don't want anything like... So if you run into like an Iranian on the streets here, it's just pixelated. 100%. Yeah. It's just a fucking horror. It's like reading your feed. Your platform is just clean. My life feed. Yeah, your life feed. I want to clean up my whole life feed. That's a black mirror shit right there. It is. Yeah. And look, if you're out there, take it. I don't give a shit, but I want all of that out of my life. And I think that would be extremely helpful in my day to day world. Yeah, just kind of tune it out. Gotcha. I go to Twitter. Yeah. Nothing about the Middle East. Just sports and cool videos. That's it. Yep. People getting punched in the dick. Fight haven't. Good time for that. I actually had to mute that. Not Fight Haven? Yes. I love it. Why? Because it's... Every fucking dumb dick that I know on Twitter has now transitioned their account into this reposting Fight Haven for clicks, because you can get paid for it now. You've never gotten $125 after 24 million views, have you, Dan? Yep. They still haven't figured it out yet. No, they haven't. I just had a tweet very recently get 25 million views. And that gave me $125. Was it a picture of your asshole or something? No, no. I mean, I don't really have the body for it. Well, the asshole is the asshole though. Yeah. You want to see one right there? This is the perfect one right behind me. Yeah. That's how solo's asshole. There we go. Here we go. I mean, it's the best asshole in the biz. I know. I mean, actually my wife. But this is a close second. Well, she's nice. We lost that painting. What do you mean? Of her asshole. Of my wife's asshole? Yeah. Yeah. It was Salvador Dali. It was. It was a guy in Saudi Arabia, actually, who bought it. Yeah. His name was Dave Saudi Arabia. Yup. And it's hanging on Dave's wall. Yeah. He paid a lot of money for it. So I gave it to him. Yeah. But even as I'm pulling this bullshit up right here, just the first thing that pops up dude, I ran Taunts Israel. You want mores? What somebody said from those fucks? Turn it out. Tune it out. How do you say you want more when they launched like 400 rockets and three of them actually landed? Do you want more? You want to deplete more of our resources? It is pretty cool. It is pretty cool that that happened. Like only three of them landed. Yeah, it's so stupid. Like what the fuck were you thinking? But that's what they're thinking. They wanted to do something that Israel could knock down so they don't get retaliated against. And they're not going to, I don't think. No, I don't think so either. I don't think they're going to do anything, which they shouldn't. It makes sense to stop now. But I'm tired of hearing about this shit too. Like really all of these... Apparently it's complicated. I don't think it is. Maybe it is. These fundamental differences that we have, there's three major ones. One is, I talked about this what two weeks ago. It's two brothers, one to bastard, right? So you get Judaism and Islam, all right, fucking great man. And then even within Islam, it's like who was the successor to Muhammad? That's what Sunni and Shia are. Are you fucking kidding me from the eighth century? You're arguing over that still? Who fucking cares? There's nothing to do with what you believe, asshole. I think they just don't like democracy, dude. That's what I think. I don't think they like democracy. I think they would love it. I don't think they like freedom, dude. I think they would love it, dude. We should teach them how to do it better. There's a fucking Pizza Hut right outside the pyramid student at Dynan. Egypt's different. Is it? They get it. Is it? They get capitalism. I don't think they do. Remember that bullshit? What was it... Where was the one where Lara Logan got fucking ripped away? That's in Paris. That was... No, no, no. That was in Egypt. That was a civil war in Egypt. Yeah, the Arab Spring. What the fuck is that? What is that? The Muslim Brotherhood overthrew the Egyptian government, and the military took over for a while, but it was mostly driven by mass protest and shit. Again, wipe it out, dude. Black mirror that shit out where I don't have to hear or know about it or anything else. But I'm with you. I think they want it bad, but they don't... They don't... Not to do anything about it. You had a guy from Blackwater on yesterday, and he was talking about how... You give Iraq the power to start over and teach themselves how to be a country. And they just couldn't figure the fuck out. I think if we... So he taught them. He's like, "Here's your freedom!" No, no. Welcome to Blackwater. No. I'm sorry. No, no. It was the rest of his buddies, not him. I know the four guys that you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those guys passed out for freedom. They sure did. Yeah, they did. But what are you going to do? If you drop a nuke on Iran and let's say they get a new government, you think they'll figure it the fuck out? I think we should isolate them from the rest of the world because here's the thing. The number one sign that of an advanced culture is not technology or scientific discovery into that shit. Instead, it's... Raising canes. It is whether that society has jettisoned the barbaric and predatory bullshit from their belief systems and held on to the good parts and made that part of their culture, right? Because you can go into the Old Testament and find plenty of barbarism, right? You can find instructions in the New Testament on how to treat your slaves properly, right? Like there's barbarism in the text of Judaism and Christianity. They just don't practice it anymore because they're like, "All right, we're going to fucking hold on to the good parts." And well, maybe it's cognitive dissonance, but we're going to say the other parts are just... that's a metaphor or something, right? Or maybe it was because of the time you were in. That's why you don't find any countries these days that are predominantly Christian. And I'm not, by the way, just... I know everybody knows that, I'm just saying, who still brutalize people for their social or religious beliefs. It's not a thing. There's no Christian-based nation that does that shit anymore, right? And that's a difference. Join modernity or fuck off, period. Like, if you're still upset, if you're still not individual people doing dumb shit, but if it's still part of the institution of government to penalize people for being gay or have a different religious beliefs or whatever else, have a different beliefs on what the government should be even, then you've got to go, right? Like, I'm not... I don't think it's a smart move to drop nukes on them or attack or anything, but we should definitely stop talking to them. You guys fucking, when you grow up, you can come back, but until then, shut your fucking mouth forever. No money, no fucking exports, no nothing, let them sell their oil to fucking somebody else. Exactly. I've always got plenty. And speaking of treating your slaves nicely, when your uncle owned them, was he nice to them or how did that work out? Not a thing to happen to... Sure is. Well, Bob... Uncle James was just a nice Baptist preacher who sold cars at... Is he still alive? No, he's not. Oh, he's dead. Oh, he's dead. Oh, yeah. Like, he had a car, let's see, one of them was named Jerome. Cadillac. That was like a Thunderbird, he really liked at the time. Jerome. What happened to Thunderbirds, man? That was such a good one. They tried to remake them for like a couple of years, but they looked stupid and very quick. I don't know, man. I was just excited that cars had air conditioning, like that was like a real thing that happened in my life. Let's roll the windows down. What's your problem? Until you stop and it's just like your old man's catching some heaters, you know, gotten a few, you know, a few road sodas, ripping darts, ripping darts and ripping road sodas being like, "Come on, boy, roll that window down." You tried to segue out of your uncle on his slave, and I really want to go back into that. I'm so sorry. Just not that. What year did he release him? Into the wild? You know, here's the thing. Is that how it works? You just put him in a little like rabbit cage and we don't have many like people with actual relatives and slave owners, so like I just got to know from you. Well, Bob does. Yeah. Uncle Jay. Yeah, well, and then Bob's parents. Yeah, Bob's parents. But they were, they were the ones that were out on the lawn with the things that the little guns. So they were nice. Like, I don't picture your uncle to be that way. Little guns. We were white, redneck people. I don't know. Who were the people in Missouri with the one I came out with their little derringer out in the front yard? Oh, you talking about those two patriots defending their property? Yeah. Those patriots, they got on that written house circuit real quick. Yeah, they were just defending their property with an M16A2 and like a 38. Do you know what's kind of funny is Kyle was at Kent State last night? Dude, that guy. Was he really? I love Kyle. He's nice. We met him a couple weeks ago. The irony that he went to Kent State where he does testers sometimes die. For dead in Ohio, I believe. Now those, those, those folk were asking for it, if you ask me. The ones from the 60s? No, no, no, no. They were just hanging out. Oh, last night. They were just hippies. Last nights? No, the ones that Kyle killed. Oh, yeah. And then the one, the gross, gross, the one he blew his fucking arm off or whatever. Yeah. How's that guy doing? Did he get the arm back? No, he's actually missed a couple of starts. Really? I don't know if he's going to be back this year. He made me Tommy Johnson. Yeah, because he was down in the Astros organization for a while, but he's not going to, you know, he's going to pitch for a while? I don't think so. No. And oddly enough, did that guy ever get, Bob, do you know if that gross, crude, sky ever got charged with a crime because he was a felon and he had a handgun on him? He was putting a Glock at Kyle's face. Yeah, I'm checking right now. Pull him up and then see if there's an update on that arm. His name was Gage. Was it really? Interesting. He's gay as fuck. Gage against the machine? Yeah. That's not a great name to have. Yeah. It's not, it's not good to be a fucking tool or a loser and have a cool guy name because then you're like, oh, life, you're trying to live up to that name. It's like, oh, yeah. But you're not cool. You're not cool. You're not cool. I would buy the arm. Is that weird? If they, if he got it bronzed, because I'm sure they didn't put it back on, maybe I'm incorrect, Bob. You can, you can find the guy in his arm. I would, that would be a sweet thing on the set though, is to have his car off a little piece of it. So the guy's name was actually Paul Prediger, Prediger, I don't know, anyway, there's actually a time article or a Newsweek article from five days ago, Kyle Rittenhouse shooting survivor once revenge, quote, he's a fraud. So Kyle's a fraud. That's what he's saying. Yeah. Kyle's a 21 year old man whose whole life got ripped apart in front of the world, and no one's really been held accountable for it. He's not a fraud. He's just a kid trying to figure it out. Like he literally got crucified by all the news media and people were like, oh, what's wrong with him? Oh, so he changed his name to Prediger. His name is Gage Gross-Kruz, and he changed his name after the shot. Okay, yeah. Where is the fucking arm though? Do we have any info on the missing arm? He just lost the chunk of it. I thought the whole goddamn thing got blown off. No. It looks, it looked nasty on the screen. So do we have a picture of him with his current arm? I gotta know. I don't think we have naked arm. I don't think we have any naked arm. You don't have a bare arm picture. Pick right now? Damn it, man. Do we used to be? I would have thought it'd be a Comic Con. We, we did. I thought it'd be at a Comic Con just selling things and, you know... Just a boost. Yep. Which is... It was me. Well, here's the missing arm, you know. Yeah. So I guess in 2022, Prediger said that he managed to live in relative anonymity until he was hit by a car in a hit and run in September 2023. Fuck off. Are you kidding me? He got hit by a car, yeah. He got his arm blown off by Kyle Rittenhouse and then he got hit by a car. Who was driving the car, Kyle? How funny was that, man? Kyle came back to finish when he started. He just, he's got a horn and it plays Dixie. Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh. Bam. I'm back, buddy. He just... Yeah. Your uncle Jay's got slaves in the back, dude. No, dude. He's talking about my great uncle. He just had white, never moveable hair. So remember when I see baby, baby Billy. I see baby Billy. That's what it reminds me of. Brother, baby Billy. I'm like, that's Uncle Jay. Get out of here, nerd. Yeah. Hey, fuck. Get out of here, nerd. So here's an interesting quote from the guy about the whole thing. He had his right to do what he did, what he had to do, but I'm not believing that he was really negatively affected from this. Yeah. Like he doesn't think he has Kyle Rittenhouse best against you ever. You should see the death threats he gets on a regular basis. Like there are grown men and women that threaten... They hate him. He just became 21. It's insane. You think that... We put that in the context. People have been like attacking a child, basically, for years, and they're like, "Ugh, it's okay. It's fine to do. It's the wildest thing." I'm not defending. None of that. So I'm just saying, like on the surface, it's complete strangers not involved being like, "Fuck this kid. It's crazy." I was, Dan and I took a picture with him and he's like, he's very small. He's a small kid. He's like five, three. Guys, not that small. Five, five, eight. You think so? Yeah. Five, eight, five, nine, five, I guess. You're kicking this guy's arm, huh? Yeah. I mean, there's blurred out pictures all over the place. He's shorter or taller than me. I can't remember. Let's find a blurred out one here. I just want to see it again. It's been a long time. It's kind of like Paul Walker. I'll pull up like old, fast and furious movies just to watch Paul Walker again. Same. Yeah, because I miss him. I just want to see him again. Do you watch the regular or extra crispy version of the Paul Walker? There it is. There it is. Oh, yeah. That's not blurry. Oh, shit. We allowed to show them a picture on what you're wrecking. Nope. Nope. Wouldn't show it anywhere. Absolutely. I'm so glad he was able to keep that arm. Googling yourselves. Yeah, you're going to have to look that up, kids. Sweet. Sweet man. Yep. And then Taylor Swift Photo just for shits and gigs, Bob? That's one I'd take a bullet for. Oh, look at that. Our Helen of Troy. That's your Helen of Troy? I like it. Your fucking rat face. A cool circle moment right here. Face trailer park skank with no one else. It's beautiful. It's America's Helen of Troy. It sure is. Now, she, by the way, we would go to fucking War over. If they killed Taylor Swift, everyone would be all in and Republicans, Democrats would come together and be like, let's bomb the shit out of, I don't give a name in the Middle East country. No, not me. Not me. Not you. Not everybody else would. No, not any reason. It is amazing. I would go to War for Sofia Vigara who's not even American before I would go to War for this one. It's really heavy. She's got a new boyfriend. Pull up the boyfriend. Let's see how that guy compares to Dan. It's amazing. The amount of things Taylor Swift gets away with, like, whole albums dedicated to destroying men's lives. But if a guy did it, we would, like, string him up like it'd be game over. Well, because we're pieces of shit. She's not. She's definitely interested. Is this the guy? There's plenty of men that make albums completely tearing down women. Yeah. Is this the guy? All of rap. Yeah. Every rap album ever made in the history mankind. And success is really what it's just features. Oh, that's their problem, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the last one. It is pretty good. Is this the dude right here, Bob? Yeah. Pop this guy up. So he's a surgeon. Is he really? Yeah. He's carving up that pussy. Now that. But if Dan shaved his beard a little bit there, pan over to Dan, we need to put you in some scrubs. I think this is pretty comparable. I do. I'm Dr. Dan. I do surgery all the time. Then whatever's around, it's kind of my thing. What's the last thing you performed? It's the last surgery you performed. Let's see. Define surgery. He just pulls up a knife, too. He was with Tim Tebow for the Philippines. That's right. The last actual surgery I did was giving a needle chest decompression to somebody we had shot. Really? Yeah. But. Tension and metho are actually doing for it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anybody else know in real life? Damn. First sergeant put the needle into the wrong side of his chest. That'll mess it up. Okay, dude. Put it on the high end. No, no, not on the high end. I mean on the wrong left-hand side chest. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the guy got two needles pushed into his lungs. Oh. Shit. Burping it and everything. Dude. Did he have painkillers or anything? I slapped him in the face. Shit. Told him to shut the fuck up. Really? That's about as good as you're going to get. Oh. That'll do it. I don't like to hear that. It's not that bad, though. It's just a pinch. It's just like getting in a shot. I don't like that either. No, it's not. I don't like that either. I can do vasectomies, especially now that we watch Steve-O's thing. It's pretty easy. Stop. Yeah. Why do you want one? We can do that live on here. I'm good. I'm good. Do you mean, have you seen Steve-O's new-- He's got a knife right there. I don't think I can. He's got a knife right there. Why don't you let him dice you up right now? It's like seriously there-- Yeah. It's working on that 22 a day right now. A half inch. It's 43 a day, actually. 43? Is it really? Yeah. If you include active duty, yeah. You can include over doses and shit like that, which I would. But yeah, it's just two half inch incisions. That's it. You ready? Or one. No, you can do it with one too, I think. But the one I saw was two. Have you done it yourself yet? No. No. No. He's-- she's trying to have kids. That's the thing. Really? I like and rotate. Yeah. Just like dumping loads and whatever walks by. And then he's just going to give them out to the world. We have a shortage here. We have a population shortage. Especially of whites. Yeah. That's much wider than me. How's that power going to transfer if we don't have enough whites? What's up? I actually say white power when I come. Sure does. Every single time. He says he screams out white power when he comes. Sometimes I'll whisper it. White power. It depends on where we are. Like if we're in church or something. Yeah. White power. Hey, brother. I was talking. I was talking to Lazarus. I said, wake up, son. It's also not a joke. He was just singing a fucking Augusta. That's true. Yeah. That is the master's theme song. What was I singing? I'm just singing white power. White power, yeah. Wow. You got a little pimento and cheese in you and you got a little out of your hand. Everybody gets out of pocket with the master's. There's nothing. There's nothing. I like phrases like white power because there's nothing intrinsically wrong with that statement. But there's a lot of implications. Yeah. You know what I mean? This will be used someday. I'll give a fuck. I said way worse. I said way worse. Way worse. Way worse. Big fan. Maybe for you. No, no. I mean, like, you know, I have a, you know, a 20 by 18 medium. Right. I can only do so much. So yeah, but on that sign, have you ever decided to hold up white power? Like one letter on a sign on Instagram? Not yet. I mean, not probably on truth social. I'll probably put some stuff up there. Yeah. Maybe I'll rumble. What about the word black with a circle? I'll line through it. Nope. Nope. No, I haven't done that one yet. I haven't done that one. That was really show some appreciation for your uncle. My uncle. Damn. My fault. We get a prayer for your uncle. Hey, uh, Delco. You hit that. That's a hallowap. Yeah. Download the hallowap. That's the angel sound for his uncle there. Oh, yeah. Hang on. It's all if you're at home. Do you have your headphones on? Oh, my God. Okay. Great. Hit that button for us. Yep. There you go. That's the wrong one. That's the wrong one. The wrong one, dude. We're not celebrating slavery. Same. But can you hit the, uh, nope. We're not sharing for slavery either, dude. We're not doing that today. Uh, let's play that angel one for him. I just can't seem to find the button. Yeah. You gotta find it for him. There's several buttons on there. It's okay. We don't have to do anything. We're not great. Is it repentance Bob? What do you, what do you call that in your, your religion? Penance. Yeah. There you go. Is that Catholic stuff? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Catholic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I was in a Mr. Beast video. So, um, where are you? Wait. There's, there's another sound here. I think this is, uh, what's that? You should, you should probably hear this one. Nope. This is your Twitter. This is your Twitter. Oh, I already know what it is. Why do you not have this? It's, Bob is so late now that I know, like we can't. It's too late. Just forget it. Yeah. It's too late. It was going to be PD. I thought you had a book. Yeah. It's an audio clip. Have you heard that audio clip of allegedly p-daddy fucking meek bell? Yes. I, I have heard of this. I, I, I don't, I don't know. I, I have Bob play it. I'll take the headphones off now that I know that it's coming. No, it's too late now. It's too late. Stop looking for that. Well, he needs to hear it if he hasn't heard of it. No, no, I've heard. I'm, I'm aware. I'm aware. I'm aware. I'm aware. I'm not singing on Twitter off to find it. This is the worst day of my goddamn life. It sure is, dude. I'm not even kidding. He's going to be 40-40 today. I've had a pretty good life. Really? Is it today? No, no. I thought I had your birthday saved. God, if I miss that, I'm going to be so pissed. It's, it's the same as Ronald Reagan's. Except we're right in, uh, raised taxes three times or five times out of eight years. Hey, don't talk about that picture like that, dude. I mean, don't talk about that picture like that, dude. I saw his little body traveling across the highway when he died in L.A. Really? Yeah. They stopped everything. Has there been a funeral for O.J. yet? And if so, is the hearse an extended fucking Bronco? And if not, why? I know that's three questions, but what the fuck? Yeah. Sometimes life just gives you an easy one and that's the easiest one of all time. If, if, if fucking, we didn't get invited to this goddamn thing out of everybody. That's me, dude. That should have gotten invited. Lauren will be there, I'm sure. Can we call her live on air? No. Why? Are you trying to go? Why? Not for that. We don't, we don't know. She's friends with the family when I do that. But maybe our invitations were lost in the mail. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. I mean, it's hard, dude. You got a, you got to play it for your real quick. You know, you know. Well, sometimes they send it to your business and not your home. You know what address to send where? Yeah. We don't know. We don't know. But go ahead and play this for him because he hasn't heard it. He had fun. He had fun. He had fun. I'm really good. So, yeah, that's not the Godzilla movie I remember. No. Sure isn't. Yeah. Manana. Manana. Manana. God. Manana. Manana. Manana. Manana. Manana. God. Manana. Manana. I mean, I can't. The headphones come off now every time. Oh, even he took his fucking headphones off. So, it's not, it's not just me. There's a lot of people out there that don't want to, to hear. It's just a lot. I think you've got a weak constitution. Yeah. It's just two people making love. I don't know. You know, I don't know that. I feel like it's, it's, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. It feels, uh, voyeuristic and I want to respect their privacy. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. We got out of that real quick. You know, those sounds were probably went on your uncle's house. Here we go. All the time, dude. Out on his fields. Was there a presence? I could have never imagined living alone. My great uncle would be so bastard. Well, look. Well, R.I.P. Uncle Jay. Can you play the goddamn heaven thing for me? Dude, he's dead. Heaven. It's where angels are. It's true. Maybe you've heard of it, you little bitch. Yeah. Nope. That's not even. It's not even. It's not even. That's crime corner. 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No. Then we've never owned anything. Say, so when they did the will, they just kind of gave the house away to everybody? Nope. Nope. None of that. Nope. Just trailers and use cars. That's it. Sorry. Was Uncle Jay a big trailer guy? Um, now he had a parsnage that the church gave me lived out of that. It was a dub wide, not anything too fancy. Holy shit. The only place on earth where you can live in a trailer as a parsnage is the south. It is pretty cool. I agree. I agree. I agree. Um, yeah. We're good. We're good. R.I.P. Uncle Jay. Yeah. I was just saying. Yeah. I'm just saying. He's hanging out with Macho Man. Jesus right now. I like Macho Man. Jesus. He's there. He's there dude. I'm telling you. You think it's hot or cold where he is? I just said that about OJ. The other thing. I don't know. I don't know what the temperature is with the Lord, but I'm telling he's doing good. Why do people always assume that it's going to be cold with Jesus? I think Jesus likes to keep it at 68. No. He grew up in the Middle East motherfucker. He did not do this. Blond hair blue eyes. No. He wants to be comfortable. What a white man. I've seen the paintings. The paintings that Thomas Kincaid gave us. Blond hair blue eyes. That's it done. Thank you Thomas. Whatever you look like though. Look Thomas Kincaid paintings right now and let's show Dan what Jesus really looks like. Whatever. It doesn't matter what he looked like. He lived in the Middle East. Don't care what white people have gone to the Middle East all the time. Yeah. Yeah. And it's hot there. It sure is dude. But there is a chilier nights. You were over there Dan. I'm sure. Look at that. There he is. And then after this we have a request from the chat about a Afghan donkey story. Dude. Okay. Okay. Pop up the white Jesus for everybody though please Bob. We're not skipping over that. Yeah. We're not skipping over our respect. Is that which one are you talking about by the way? Me. Yeah. The Thomas Kincaid painting. Well no. I just remember him having a store in the mall and it was all these types of like. Oh look at that. There are always good scenes on super white Jesus walking on water there. Don't you think though that Jesus would be. Hey brothers check me out as I traverse this water. Oh look at that dude. He just comes off the top rope. And all the other guys are white too. His disciples. All of his disciples are white. Don't you think? History. Don't you think God would be Asian? What? Is there better at everything than us except for having big dicks? Mmm. They have little wieners. But everything else they're pretty good at. I still, I still got Jesus as a white guy with a blonde hair and blue eyes. How do you think his crossover is? Deadly. Deadly. Cross over. Is he a step back? Shoot or is he a go to the land guy? Shoot the free throw. He's white. So he's not dunking. I mean. Yeah. So Grace and Alan. Yeah. Decent ball handling skills. Really good outside shooter. Excellent crossover. But he was definitely a mid-range shooter and a big three guy. He, you know, he's not pounding it inside. Speaking of this pounding inside, tell us his donkey story because I told one yesterday. Oh boy. Is this involved you? No. Yeah. I mean, I was there. Where were you? Let's paint the picture for everybody. I can do it. Okay. In a second. Oh boy. Do you? For your own story? Uh huh. God damn man. This must be bad. Chad is this real. All right. Here you go. In the spring of 2008, I was in a town called Garmeser, Afghanistan. We had just, we were with the 24th meal. We were the first unit to be in Afghanistan since like 2003. It's like the early stages of like the surge in Afghanistan. You know, G-Watt was hot and coin was cool. And we went to this place and like no one had been there. Like when we pushed to the outskirts of the town, there was this old dude who came out and he had like maybe four fingers on both of his hands and he like came out. Like four total across two hands? Two total across two hands came out and he's like, was it Pete? Was it Pete's side? No, it's not Pete's. Did he have the Richard next? Did we call it the Richard next? No. He was doing the Musha Hadeen because he looked at us and he goes, I was killing white boy. I was killing rushes before you were born white boy. And I was like, oh damn dude, like this. Jill bro. Like it's all right. Like nothing but love. And he had like all sorts of crazy stuff, but he's fine. But we were like there and like one night my platoon was guarding this position. And we had this like main thoroughfare right in front of us this road. And we said, whatever you do, don't come on the road at night. Don't walk on the road. Don't come down the road. We're telling you don't do it. We put out flyers. They can't read. We put out broadcasts on the radio. I think there's only one in that part of town. We did everything. We told the locals. We told everyone, hey, do not do this. This is one of like five roads. Don't do it. All right. Cool. I'm in a position and I'm talking to my good friend, Matthew Gore Scavitch. And Matthew Gore Scavitch is like, dude, I just turned 21 and you know, it's late at night. You're on post. You're just trying to stay awake. You know, you're just like saying like crazy shit. You're like, dude, when I get home, I'm going to like, you know, buy this. I get home. I'm going to do that. And like all the dumb things you do to stay awake at night. And then we're just sitting there and these two military age males and a donkey start coming down the road. They start walking down the road and you know, call up and go, hey, COG, COG is post one. I currently have eyes on two military age males and they are moving from blank to blank and walking in front of our position. How copy? COG. You just post one of COG solid copy. I'm going to pass it up, pass it to the radio. And like we just watch them. We just watch them. I'm one, I think it was a 240. It might have been a 249. It doesn't matter. Machine gun. Gore Scavitch is another machine gun too. And so we're just sitting there and we're watching these dudes and we're like, well, they're going to play bombs. They're going to do some stuff. They're just going to drop some stuff, you know, because they would always do like the IED making. They would do it in like steps like one guy digs a hole another guy and then they leave. That's just his job. And the other guy puts it in the hole. That's his job. That's right. He covers the hole, right? So they like break it up. You know, in case you lose someone along the way, you have one step accomplished, maybe two. And so that's what we were looking for. And we're sitting there and then they just come out right in front of us and they just stop. They just stop. Dead center in front of us. It couldn't have been from here to the back of that wall. How in the how far that is? What do you think that is? Hundred feet. Hundred feet. Right. We can see him, right? And I got, we got two machine guns on him. We're like, dude, if they, if they do anything, we're going to mow these dudes in half. We are going to tear it down. All right. Cool. Well, they're sitting there talking, I'm talking to C.O.G. and he's like, what are they doing? I was like, I don't know. And he like runs over there and he's like, okay, blah, blah, blah, and do anything. Let me know. And I was like, okay, cool. And then like we're in this room with like 30 dudes because there was only one like fully closed room. And so the whole platoon's like in this one room. And then they're standing there and then they start to like walk around. I'm like, oh, they're moving. And so people start waking up. Like the person starts waking up and they're like, oh, what the fuck's happening? You know, people are like, look at the hole like, aren't you? All right. Cool. So one one guy goes to the front and he takes his arm and he wraps it around the donkey's neck in a guillotine fashion, right martial arts. He takes it and he just wraps it like that. And then his friend from the back takes his shirt and puts it in his mouth. And then he just starts fucking this donkey. He what? He just starts fucking this donkey in front of all of us, right? He was just like, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, and all we go, holy shit. And so like the whole room erupts. And like, what's going on? What's going on? And like all the Marines are like, well, come on. They like push out of the way. Like, oh my God. Like push out of the way. Oh my God. Like everyone's trying to look out the hole because you're not going to, you couldn't believe it. And so like we eventually have to like weigh up the platoon sergeant, platoon commander. And he's like, what's going on? I was like, sir, they're fucking a donkey. This guy's fucking a donkey. He's like, there's no way. And he like went over and he just like, he's a sheep, not, he's like a normal like officer dude. They're pretty like well bred and like come from like loving families where the dads give him hugs. He wakes up this hole and sees a guy fucking his donkey with his best friend apparently. And he's like, holy shit, I got to go tell somebody this. And we're like asking the server like, please sir, let's mow him half. Please just like, let us shoot. Please. He's like, no, you can't do that. Like they're just be like that donkey and semen everywhere. It's just not that we can do. He's like, all right. Cool. All right. Fine. You know, and this guy's going and going and going. And then eventually it just stops. And then the whole time they're like, what's going on? And I was like, well, they stopped. Like, all right. Tell me what happens next. Well, I could tell you what happened when if they stopped, then they ejaculated inside of that donkey. Yes. I mean, I wasn't there for that close. But what they did next is they then swapped positions and then the buddy held the donkey by the head and his friend went back in it and just. Do they high five? Come on. They did not know. They did not. Oh, dude. And they started fucking the donkey again. And how many times do they take turns on the donkey? Just the two of them. One rotation. One rotation. And eight for each of them. And then, of course, came and looked at me and he goes, this is the worst fucking birthday of my life. And that was a moment that I knew we were not going to be able to teach these individuals democracy. Oh, look at that. And you couldn't listen to a 15 second video of two dudes banging. Yeah. You watched two guys rape a donkey. Oh, no, no, no, no. I did not watch. I guarded an intersection for freedom. What was the freedom there? It wasn't the donkeys. It's freedom, dude, freedom. It's got to be free. See, my donkey's story is consensual. I think. Yes. I think. This is like a Tijuana story I'm betting. No. This is not that. No. We had that big god camera on top of our cop. Oh, yeah. So I could see, you know, some amount of distance and for it. Like a cheap boss or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So our S2 people, our Intel people saw these two dick or this one guy. He would like every night groom the donkey. Okay. Brush it off. Lock it, standing on a stool and then lie down next to it and the hay and sleep every night. That's just a relationship. Right. Yeah. So like the point of it was there was no third party involved restraining the animal. It was just taking it. What's weird or the weirdest part about that and that was a lovely story of a relationship. Thank you for sharing that. What's weird about my story is that they then just left and I never saw them again. Wait a minute, donkey. Yeah, yeah. All three of them. They're like, I don't know, they're, they're to film a sitcom or something. I don't know. That's, that's the thing I've constant, you know, where are they now? I went to a clinic. I don't know. See if the donkey was pregnant or get it some plan B at least. Any shot though. Are there a CDS up there? Yeah. But any shot that they wanted to do this in front of you guys to like. I think they were established as some type of dominance over us. Yeah. I think it means that they own that land that we were on probably. That's a weird form of communication. Like docs, peon things, that kind of makes sense because it's their scent. I don't know what fucking a doc in front of other people does. I don't know. How did you feel? Did you feel like they own that piece of property? I felt, I felt like it was going to be a long war. That's what I felt like. I felt like it was going to be a real long war. If this is where their priorities are, it was going to be complicated. How many days were you there when this happens? So that was on my first appointment. We're probably 60 days in, I think. God damn it. Yeah. What do you think at that point? Well, you know, we don't need to save these people like this is a lost culture. I mean, I don't know. I often think about the story leading up to that moment of like, "Hey, bro, what are you doing today?" "Oh, not the man. He has some work." I got an idea. You want to come and like hang out? Yeah, sure. What do you want to do? I got this. I got this donkey. Yeah, you want to go fuck this donkey. Yeah. I mean, do we have to? Yeah. I mean, but let's go in front of the Americans. Let's like go fuck this donkey in front of the Americans. That's like I would be a fly on the wall on that. Well, you got to wonder if the first guy, the second guy, he just convinced him to hold it. Yep. But then after he saw him get away with it, he was like, "Oh, all right. Nope, nope, nope. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Yeah. Show him that. There you go. Is that a prolapse donkey ass? I mean, that's after they're done with it, I think. Yeah. Yeah. So this is a... Yeah. Whoa. Right in front of your face like that. It looks like rotten peaches. I've already learned not to look at the screen. I see you're not a grille. You won't even look at it. I won't even look at it. I won't even look at it. We used to be a country. We used to be a country. We used to be a country. Yeah. What's that noise? Oh, God. Damn it, man. I sure. I just can't paint with something. Look. If you don't... You can't like the steak and not want to hear the sizzling. Oh. Oh. Oh, look. You're not talking order the steak today. I didn't even want to hear the fucking sizzling. I didn't even want to hear the fucking sizzling. You're talking about... Listen. I'm a veteran of these United States. Yeah. It dies this country. No, I didn't die. Man died. You know. Can I... Can we go back on? I just came here to talk about Walter Goggins, dude. Did you? Yeah. Wait. You were on a Mr. Beast video. I was in a Mr. Beast video. Yeah. I was in a Mr. Beast video. Yeah. Worst segue of all time. Jimmy. Yeah. Graphic donkey rape into Mr. Beast the most wholesome fucking dude. Again. You're at a pocket with a rape comment. You don't know what... And the intent or consent. You don't have to lock up the neck. If that's real. Maybe that's what the donkey's into. Do you guys even hang out like that or y'all that good of friends? Do you think? To fuck a donkey together? Yeah. No. I mean, if we were into that sort of thing, maybe we'd go into it. See, you know, it's weird. He said... You said no and he's like, "Maybe." You see... Well, it's the reason he's saying... The reason he's saying no is because neither of us would fuck a donkey. Right. But if it was like... I think it's definitely a metric. I don't think I have any friends who are that good a friend in my life. We're more likely to hang out with your uncle. Um... No, no, I get that. I get that. I understand what you're trying to say. We're bringing it back. We're bringing it back. Yeah. These callbacks are really starting to hurt. Are they? Are they? Yeah. So anyway, so Jimmy's his name, Mr. Beast. Yeah. Holds to Mr. Beast. Do you have any feastables? The chocolate bars with him? He was taught... So he had just launched him at the time when we were there. He was talking about it and he was explaining to me how his ghost kitchens work and like how to actually work the algorithm on YouTube because I spent a whole day with him. Did you? Yeah, yeah. So the ghost kitchens are shut down and he's under a massive lawsuit right now. I'll believe $50 million for those. Yes. He'll be fine. He'll be fine on that. I know the answer to it, by the way. What's the answer? So my kids wanted him. We actually was at our old studio. Do you remember that? Anthony? My kids had come down and it was some celebrity, my son wanted to meet whoever it was. I think it was his uncle, actually. Yeah. I think it was your uncle and he was a big what? Nothing. They were doing civil war in history and fourth grade. That's how your children want to spend their time. It's not that. He was studying civil war. Yeah. Says a lot about him as a fan. And I believe, I told my son, I said, "See that guy, Uncle J over there?" I was like, "That was the guy who was against when Abraham Lincoln was fighting for." No, you took. That guy cared about state's rights. You took him to see Mr. Beast here. Yes. That's what it was. That's what it was. Do perfect. Yeah, that's it. But anyways, when he came down to the studio, it was great. Yes. Dad flicks big time. It was great. But when he came, he goes, "Dad, do you mind if we order some food while you do the show?" Whatever. And we used to put him in this back room of video games. Yeah. It was hilarious. And so I just go, "Sure." I go, "What do you want?" And he goes, "I want the Mr. Beast cheeseburgers." You know? And I was like, "It's actually good." So I go, "Shit, we can order them down to the studio." So we ordered it for everybody that worked there. Yeah. I thought they were good the first time. Yeah. Now, the second time we got them, because the first time was a good experience, they were fucking awful. Yes. And what I learned was around the city of Austin, because we had met somebody that worked for there, they kind of just call them in. And you'll see him on the highway on 35. It'll just say, "Ghost Kitchen" on the side of a fucking thing. Yes. And the problem is, the quality is different at every single ghost kitchen. Exactly right. But Mr. Beast wanted, was for them to all be the same, and he couldn't control the quality, therefore it was destroying his brand. Yeah. So I don't think he's in the wrong. No, it was the company he hired. I don't want to speak too much on it, but you're exactly right. So like when it started initially, his biggest partner was Buka de Beppo. Yep. And he got a chain, whatever organization owns that group, that restaurant group. Gobble Ghoul. I think it's the name of it, yeah. Whatever. That was where they started with, and honestly they kept a bunch of businesses open, like people that didn't have any opportunity, like stay to open restaurants who weren't getting any business during COVID were around because of him. But when I did the video shoot with him in '22, like, all right. So the initial idea was I had been contacted, not contacted, someone asked me if I wanted to be in a Mr. Beast video, because he had done one with like Sean Mastin, actually. Yeah. Yeah. From Mastin. Mastin. Yeah. He's our homie. Yeah. He had done one with him, and then they were looking for like military veterans. He did a Zoom call with like me, Donut operator, Austin Alexander, and a few other, and a few other people that interviewed all of us, me and this guy, Eric Bartell too, and they're like, hey, we want you guys to like go on an island and chase a bunch of people, and the last person you'll catch gets the island will give you all like X amount of dollars. Cool. That sounds great. And so we all passed the first, second, third round interview, and then the plan started changing. They're like, actually, we're going to like, uh, can you guys parachute and we're like, yeah, sure, whatever. And they're like, uh, can you do a hard water landing? And I was like, no, we're not doing that. And like, we're just not going to do that. Forgive me. What's a hard water landing? Exactly what it sounds like. Landing in the water, like just off the side of like a, in this case, an island, literally. On a parachute? Yeah, like you cut like, cut like, right before you hit it, how high? I don't know. 50 feet, maybe 25. It depends on what kind of load you're carrying. And it's a, it's not, it's not safe because then you've got to get out of your harness underwater, basically. Yeah. It doesn't sound good on your legs, you know, I mean, you have to do it in pre-ranger school. But that's the only place I remember having anybody actually doing it as a practice. Well, here's why I asked, did you tell him, like, hey, dude, that's pretty fucking intense. So that's, that's what, so I was talking to the, like, head of casting that time. She's like, what do you think about this? And it's like people could possibly die. Like this is actually like legitimate dangerous. Yeah, that's stupid. It's just like, okay. And unnecessary. So what happened, what happened next was, so another production crew was auditioning to be their B team, not in like priority, just they always have crews filming 24/7. That's how he's able to keep up his content production, like every single day they're filming something. So this video package got moved to the B team for their audition. They changed it up until the last minute, like we had no idea. They had like 10 bits they wanted us to do and it became a scavenger hunt. And so me and my friend Austin, they showed up. We still didn't know any, we showed up in Wilmington, actually. We drove all over. No shit. Not Wilmington. Uh, Reitzville. We started Reitzville Beach. Yeah, we started Reitzville Beach and like me and, uh, so I was me and, uh, one of the cast members and Eric and other than the cast members just gotten a van, not in a van. Were you chasing them? So we weren't, we were chasing each other. I saw that video. Yeah. Yeah. So it's on Ludwig's channel, but like half the, half the, um, bits failed. Like we got there and they just didn't work. One was like jumping the pond. It didn't work. The other one was like, here's a light saber. Didn't work. Like, I mean, that worked, but there was just like 10 things. We, I think we filmed five or six of them. And so like I'm like on the road all day, but before we got in the thing, me and Eric, we had no idea what was going to happen. And he's like, whatever we went, do you want to split it? And I was like, sure, cool. Shake on it. Cool bros. Let's go. We get down to the final bit at the end. Where's ECU? Greenville. Oh yeah. Greenville. He owns that town. By the way, he employs that town. Like everyone wants to work for Jimmy. He's good. It's a cool job. It does like my fiosa around there, but we ended up going. The final point was there's a sumo wrestler, like Japan's top sumo wrestler. He has a map in each of his side and me and Eric are there and it's like, they do events to like, he was in front. I was in front and they get us like neck and neck to create a tension throughout the whole story. And it comes down to the thing and Jimmy's like, all right, you two, try and get the maps out of the sumo wrestler's thing and like Eric jumps first and they reset us and like, then we do it again. And then both of us just like, I literally like sweep this arm, got it. My hand got caught in his like sumo underwear and it like broke my thumb, but like pulled out done in like 10 seconds, like his bit was over. So I got back to my car. Eric read his map first. Eric ran to the $100,000 and then I lost by like 10 seconds. But if I have to lose, I'm okay with it coming down to that. Like it was literally just because if we were supposed to, we didn't know each time we got in the car how long it was going to go, like there was no indication that there was any stopping point at any given time. Now here's the real question. Yeah. Was your real homie and split the fucking money with you? Split the money. Okay. 60, 40 split. Because some of those videos, my kid loves them. Yeah. Every kid loves them. But my, one of the videos I saw was it got down to the end where they were in like 30 days or 60 days living in this fucking quarters. Now guys in Nashville, they had the option at the end with the briefcase to say, all right, we're going to talk to you guys individually. You survived 60 days in this fucking thing. Yeah. Do you want to keep the money all to yourself or split it with the other person? Yeah. And that was intense. I was like, oh shit. I was, those were strangers. Those weren't homies. No, I would keep all the money and use half of it to have the other person assassinated. So no bad blood. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, you want to clean the slate. We split it 60, 40 split. So he won like a, he won like a, in video activation for Vimeo and I won one for like a thing. So like, instead of giving a car, I got the value of the car. So like it worked out and like, it's a crazy experience. And then they didn't talk to us for like three months. And then they're finally like, yeah, the production crew really dropped a bunch of stuff. Didn't record stuff. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And so they gave it to Ludwig, who I think falls under his media company night media. Mm hmm. Because they're trying to like platform him and whatever. Yeah. They were trying to platform him, but like the long short of it is it trended for like a week. Yeah. Like Jimmy did an intro. He's like, Hey guys, this video didn't work out. But here it is. Cause Ludwig asked him for it. And he's like, cool, take it. But like it's a, it's a really cool like thing that like, I couldn't imagine anything I'd done in my life would put me there. I could imagine anything would put me here. I like, I'm just, honestly, I'm just enjoying the ride. The wild shit about it is, cause again, I've seen all of them, Sean, Sean's in one of them. Dan. Yeah. Yeah. Sean's in one of them. Was he in one of them? Was Donut in one of them? Or was it Brandon Herrera? Brandon. Brandon. Yeah. Yeah. Brandon knows some of the guys like on staff, like they like went to school together. And like, he's really, really nice. I can't stress like when he was talking to me about YouTube, like in between like shots for an hour, I was like taking note, I was like, I'm gonna take notes when you're saying he's like, yeah, cool. And like he was telling me like, do this, do that, do this, do that, like he literally does study it. And like one of the big things he said this publicly, so I can say that he did that set him apart was him and like his group of friends who were all created at the same time, they A, B tested everything that they do now from like thumbnails, from like thumbnails being like, eh, like that to like titles and everything else and whatever colors and tones were the best. That's what they went with. And I heard he's got and correct me if I'm wrong, 12 people who just only work on thumbnails. I don't know the exact amount of people, but yeah, he has people like every part of the video is like a role, is like a role within the organization and like all of his companies are growing at once. And it's all just to feed the machine. Yeah. Like we were there. It is a machine because he's trying to get evaluated right now. Yeah. And he's putting it, I think at 1.5 billion, somebody offered him 1 billion for the entire channel. Yeah. And all the food. And he said no. He says he says the evaluation is higher. He says it's 1.5 billion. Yeah, because they don't really understand like the reach of 200 million people, the subscribers, just on that channel. And then like all of the sub channels have at least 10 million each, like they're. And they just kind of dump stuff on them. But it's been really fascinating, honestly, to see the way culture shifted. Like people were upset with him that he gave, you know, blind people eyes or people that couldn't hear like, like whatever, I mean, you didn't give him eyes, give him surgery. You're like, Oh, well, he's just trying to save people like that's his sights. That's his whole thing. Those things always been that like come up to a kid in Walmart, be like, whatever you can fit in here, I'll pay for it. And so like it's just kind of weird how people like love, love, love, love, and they turned against him like, Oh, he's part of the problem. It's just, it's settled out now, but it's just weird. Well, I think one of the things is a lot of it feels like, uh, fuck me on kind of like the hunger games or like. And so you're watching people who are in desperate positions. Yeah. Weird fucking shit for money, uh, because a lot of them, you know, they'll, they'll take them away from their family and put them in a fucking warehouse for 30 days. Yeah. And they got kids are going to miss birthdays, they're going to miss all the shit. And they're like, well, you know, they'll, they'll interview the guy and he'll be like, man, my, I need money and I'm in debt or I need to pay my mortgage and I got kids. So yeah, I'm going to go live in this fucking warehouse, I guess for 30 days and try to win this money. Yeah. How's that different though than getting a contract job for a month? I agree. It's not. The one thing in Nashville got almost half a million dollars for living in an old Safeway. Yeah. Yeah. And like day 40, he's like, I miss my, I will, I will literally terraform this earth to my children's needs. There's nothing I won't do that nobody's been able to stop me yet. I'll keep going. All that being said, I would push to like $500,000 worth of days living in a Safeway. Like just being like, okay, yeah, it sucks. But when I put you through college and your kids through college will be all right. Like, I agree and for me personally, cause I like Mr. Beast as well. Yeah, I think he's great. I don't mind any of that shit and look, there's worse jobs in America. So eight, dude, half a million to live in a fucking Safeway for 45 days or whatever it was. Yeah, it was nothing. Like you just had, and he had to give like, it was, it was really nothing. But like, I don't know, I don't try to like compare stuff. But like what was really cool, what I really took away from it that liked is that he really just wanted to hang out with his friends and built an entire empire to be like, we're going to hang out every day. And that's ultimately the dream is being able to have fun, help people just hang out. For sure. I mean, look, you see all this shit, right? Yeah, no, this is the dream, this is the American dream. And this is why we leave the doors open. We got listeners back here who were part injury and hard day of Seltzer and all that shit is they built this place. Yeah. So they should be able to come in and enjoy it. We don't lock the doors. You know, if Dan and I are out of town, there's something we can do about that. But usually we're here and then you can come in, hang out, party. We don't really give a shit. Take pictures. Maybe we should get some cardboard cutouts. I'll do it. I'll do it. Yeah. I'll do it. If we do, though, I'd like to get one of your uncle if we could pull him up. I don't even have any photos, Uncle J. I have to look that up. Yeah. That's what it looks like. Same here. It looks like baby. Like when I saw baby Billy come out on righteous gyms. Uncle, baby. Uncle. It's uncle, baby brother Billy, brother, baby Billy. Shit. Watch your mouth, boy. I saw you become a man. Yeah. It's so fucking good. I love Walton Goggins is the best. The best. He saves Fallout. Fallout's kind of like, I don't say it drags, but like the way he's able to like carry the show in my opinion, it's worth it. He's just like any, it doesn't matter what he's in. He takes over. Yeah. He's just like, vice principal is where he tells Danny McBride that the principal's breath probably smells like fuck buttholes is one of my favorite lines of all time. I bet her breath smells like fuck buttholes. Or when it turned for me and vice principal's was when he looked at Danny McBride and he goes, we just burned that witch's house to the ground and it was the principal of the fucking school. Lee Russell. That's his name. It just came to me. That's his name. Yeah. Yeah. Big fan. I love it. For you. How many subscribers do you have on your YouTube channel? Like eight thousand or something. So if you're going to go anywhere, go to my YouTube channel, Veteran with a Sign. I have a podcast there after action podcast as well. I wanted to expand the veteran with a sign universe. What I found was that people were like wanting to answer, have like different conversations about like VA benefits, different resources, organizations, things like that. And so I just developed a podcast trying to like tell different stories. In the first episode, I actually interviewed one of the officers from the National School Shooting who stopped it. No shit. He's a really good friend of mine now. He's into Michael Colazzo and he's a fucking hero. So it's Veteran with a sign on YouTube? Yeah. And the podcast is called the after action podcast, wherever you get your podcast. It's on there as a playlist and also on Apple and Spotify. But I interviewed him. I interviewed Craighead, Austin Alexander, Eric Bartell, who else, a bunch of different people. I'm just continuing to lean into it because it's like, I just want to do something different. And like, I feel like I found a way to tell stories differently. And like, you know, especially after what happened in Nashville, you know, I got to know Colazzo for such a long time. And you know, he had a bunch of opportunities come towards him, but he just want to tell his story and I just got out of the way. Yeah. And so I mean, I'm, you know, I'm not broke all or anything like I'm just a, just a guy. I was like, go man, talk about it. And sometimes that's what this, this job is for us too, where you have somebody that's so interesting and they want to share their story unedited. Mm hmm. Like you were saying at the top, you're like, Hey, can we say this on here? Yeah, you can because it's drinking, bros. I realized there's a lot of YouTubers out there where you can't swear in the first 10, 12 minutes. Yeah, I was waiting. I was looking for a time. Eight minutes. I don't think, I don't think there's anything we could do to our YouTube channel to redeem it at this point. No, that's quite a motto. Yeah. Well, no, I mean, what else I'm interested in playing by rules to make money, frankly, because it's, it's control, but the other thing is we're in year nine. So if we switched now, what do you tell people who've been listening for eight years? Oh, hey, go fuck off. We're trying to make some money off of YouTube. The barney down in the Facebook group, Bob, do you do a, a Brokaw? I kind of feel like it's Jimmy Stewart, like a J.S. or Jimmy Stewart. Yeah. Brokaw and Jimmy Stewart are very close, although all right, I can't, I have to work, I'll work on it. Workshop it. Workshop it for sure. But with you, here's the interesting point for me is you're a really fucking funny guy. You took off on wine just for holding these cardboard signs, but there's so much more to you and I'm glad to see you doing podcasts and all that other stuff because you're a funny fucking dude, man. Well, that, that, that means a lot to me and a dear Uncle J. And an Uncle J. Uncle J. Yeah. But no, like I just, I don't know. So it's weird. I was thinking about when we've, we met, it was at what event was it? Rob O'Neill's golf event. Oh, yeah. Was Kid Rock on that show? Yeah. Yeah. He like walked in, yeah, Mr. Bob. He walked in like right before me, Tim, me and Tim were hanging out and Jared had called me. He got, I gave him my cell phone number. He's like, Hey, show up here at this time and then I showed up and I was on a golf cart with Tim. Tim, Tim Montana. Tim, Tim Montana legend. Did I fucking love Tim? Yeah, he's a lunatic. He's got to do album. He's now album. Fuck. So good. I've heard it. You're going to love it. It's great. Yeah, there's a single out and there's the album comes out. I can't remember off top of my head. Somebody can, but like I, I, he was like, dude, I heard just tell him to come on the show. Yeah. He actually, he's on a run right now. So he should be around. He's on a run. Um, but like that was just such a weird moment because by that point, I had just started getting to a place where people were like cared about what I, you know what I'm saying? Like he makes stuff online. You're like, ah, whatever. And then people like care about it. You're like, holy shit. Yeah. And then just sit down there and then now we're here. Like I'm, I'm really just excited and like I've, I've been a big fan for a long time. So I can't think go enough. It's just, it's crazy. Absolutely. Uh, well look, you'd listen to the show before. This is the point in the show. We get to the drinking bro of the week, which is someone who inspires you or helps you become the, the person you are today. Obviously, I probably already know who it is. Mm. Mm. I'm drinking bro of the week. So my dream. Anybody we've, we've thought about anybody you're still thinking about? Talked about. Any, any people's relatives you want to apologize to take now's the, now's a perfect opportunity. The drinking bro of the week for me is none other than a man called Tyler Vargas Andrews. He is goes by whistling death on Instagram. He's one of the surviving members of the H. Kai incident in Afghanistan. And uh, he's one of the coolest fucking dudes I've ever met. And there's a lot of stuff being said about that event. I've heard it from the source. Just don't, don't believe what you hear. No, while it was going on, I reported that I don't give a fuck, fuck these people. While it was going on, I talked to, uh, dev group guys and adult operators who were on the ground. They had that fucking bomber on ISR a couple of miles down the road, ironically right around the same area where they killed 10 fucking kids a couple of days later, right, who nobody ever took responsibility for. They couldn't get clearance to drop a fucking bomb on this dude and he came and it killed 13 of our people. That's what happened. So there's all this stuff. They're saying that they didn't have the right intel. They didn't have the right stuff. No, that's true. They did multiple investigations until they found the answer they wanted. It's if I were to ask Ross, what's wrong with Ross and then Ross goes nothing like it's basically that. So, but as far as people go, he's, he's one, he's one of a kind. I mean, you know, the way he carries on, he's missing an army's missing leg. He couldn't give a fuck. He's just a dude. He came out to range day. We were all there. You know, just, just a bro being a bro drinking bro the week for goddamn sure whistling death on all platforms, Tyler Vargas Andrews. Awesome. Shit. If you're out there too, tell them to come on. All right. Yeah. I'll hit him up. I'd love for him and tell that story in his own words on this show. Things are happening. For real. No, no, no. Yeah. He's because you know we don't give a fuck. Yeah. No, but yeah. No, no, no. He, he, he did a really good episode on the Sean Ryan show, but now with all this stuff, like, you know, I don't want to speak for him, but like, you know, as far as someone who I'm, I'm like proud to know and who motivates me. It's him. Yeah. Yeah. Awesome. And one more time. So everybody where they can find you on social media and YouTube and all that stuff. Yes. It's veteran with a sign on all platforms. Please check out the podcast, the after action podcast. It's anywhere you get them Apple Spotify and also on YouTube. And if you wanted to check out any other way, support the veteran with sign world, you can also go to my website, veteran with sign.com for shirts like this. So yeah. Hell yeah, dude. Cheers. There's a new one. Yeah. I know. That's, that's, that's for. But yeah. Yeah. We do. Chippy. Chippy. Give Chippy the base. Is it on the site? Oh yeah. I'll be on. Pull it up. Dude. Pop it up for the Patreon peeps. Pop it up for the Patreon. So we did this. Rinkinbros.com is where all of our merch is. Fucking dumb, man. And we did this whole segment about retarded girls. Hang on. Let me enhance. And how do I have sex with them? Okay. Um, I figured we could. What was, what was the second idea? You've chippy. What was the second idea? No, this is, this actually is the second idea. Okay. Okay. What the fuck are we even talking about? I don't know. I don't remember. Sodom and Gomorrah is what it looks like. Yeah. It was like, so we were talking about putting a bridle with a bit on a retarded girl to control her while you're trying to have sex or something like that. Okay. Um, and then I was like, well, we can't put a literal retarded person on a shirt with a bridle on because that's going to be offensive. Yeah. So we made it a whole, a retarded horse and horse. Yeah. Okay. And it's chippy. Which I think is somewhat better. I think so. And he kept saying give Chippy the bit. And then, and it's this way that's an inside joke for our listeners. So you can wear this shirt out and nobody will know what it's a funerals job interviews wherever you go because somebody like in the invariably somebody is going to ask you what the fuck is going on and then you have the opportunity to tell them exactly who Chippy is. Yeah. Turns out Chippy isn't actually a horse. It's a fucking young girl with Down syndrome. Yeah. Come a long way from the human dog. Huh? Come a long way from JT. Same show. Same show. Same show. If you can turn into a dog. Don't shit. Yeah. Same dumb shit here. And then Bob, there's a hunter's hat we just put up there. This is my favorite. I got an order to this house. Headwear for your hat. For your hair. There we go. It's the bright orange one. There it is. Yeah, there we go. Boom. Look at that bad boy. That fucking thing rocks, dude. So that one just got put into the store and I'm gonna order that myself tonight. That does. Dude, that looks like it goes to some cowboy killers right there. My favorite one, dude, and that just went in the store last night. I'm gonna shine out to Brandon for doing that. These are merch dudes. Shout out. I think Fox, dude. I love that hat. It's an orange for the audio listeners, bright orange, hunting trucker out there. Safety. Safety. It is safety. It is safety. Yeah, it is. I would also, so today's the 17th. This is the first day to sign up for next month's bro box and the shirt is gonna be Chinese Bible balloon related because next month is the anniversary of the Chinese Bible. Correct. Is it really? Yep, sure is. It's a weird thing to happen. We can go to Panda Express together. Celebrate it. Okay. Real panda. It's just weird that it happened and like we kind of forgot. I don't like that. It's not like us. I'm a memorial. The government forgot. Yeah. Did they? Did they forget? I don't know. Oh gosh. The way that they're treating us right now is it's almost like we don't remember anything. No. Trump isn't even allowed to go see his fucking kid graduate high school for Christ's sake. Yeah. I mean, which he needs to be able to. So that kid six foot seven in Slovenian put a ball in his mother fucking mind. Why is he not fucking learning to shoot? Right. He doesn't. He's going to dominate the world, dude. There are all this shit right now that they're doing to his dad, he's going to channel this and fucking go over the guys. This is like lifting somewhere. Yep. Leave the lip tots to me. That's the best meme ever when he's just like, yeah, you got to be careful though. We might turn out to be Darth Vader. You mean the guy that was pushed too far? Yeah, I agree. I agree too. I don't mind it. Let's go. Anakin loved someone so much he had to kill her. No, no, he was just pushed too far, dude. That's all he was. He's pushed too far. That's all he was. Had to balance a force, man. Well, I didn't fucking learn to keep the high ground. No, he did not. That's the problem. We could be living in a totally different universe right now. Yep. But he fucked it all up. I appreciate you being here, my man. This is fun. Pleasure's mine. Thank you so much. Fun show today. Go to iTunes, rate the show five star and leave a quick review. Also head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star and you can walk away. For "Danceity" to Anthony Holloway, veteran with the sign, I'm Ross Patterson. This is the "Drinking Rose High" cast, good night for one. Thank you. For more information on this series, please visit our website at www.towd.com/towd. Behind the Wings, a top aerospace podcast, is back for its fourth season, bringing you thrilling stories from the world of aerospace. Find the Behind the Wings podcast wherever you listen and get ready to soar. [BLANK_AUDIO]
