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I'm going to take a picture here on there. I thought it was Mota at first. It's working very well. That's what I was excited about. I got excited. But it's not it. But it looks good. It looks good. I want to try. Nopal Desidratalo, Conchile, Machine. That's what's up, man. Yeah, looks bomb. We got to try today. Follow Katya Nia brand. That's her friend Katya Nia from a show that you lean. Katya Nia brand on Instagram. Check it out and support the homie. Oh, you guys, I don't know about you guys, but my day got started off really bad today. Why? What happened? And it's tough when things like when you just wake up and things start going wrong, because your morning routine is like the routine that is like engraved the most. Oh, yeah. So if it's thrown off a little bit, it could potentially throw off your entire day. Yeah. And it took so much prayer and just so much patience and just telling the devil, no, I am not going to allow you to steal my joy or my peace today. I am not listening to your lies. I am believing God's promises of prosperity, of joy and peace. Thank you. So wake up, wake up, and then I go to leave because Eddie and I did in carpool today. So I get into my car and I have an electric vehicle, bro, 20 miles on it. No, I'm like, there's no way we drive. What is it? 50 miles to work at it? 50, no way. I said, wait, no way. What is it? You're not going to do it. You're not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. Me, Joe, you literally don't have a car. No, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. They give me rides wherever I go. Me, Joe, I'll give you one ride. Listen, guys, this is only the second time this happens. Doesn't happen very often. One time, I literally forgot to charge it and then that sucked. But this time I didn't. I plugged it in, I'll see it. Right. But for some reason, something was wrong with the charger that I have in the garage. They had a little orange light and it's supposed to be blue. So orange, meaning that there's some type of issue with it, but I didn't realize it. You just had to unplug it like a true Latino. How do you fix it? I banged it a couple of times. You blew on it. Like a Nintendo game and then I unplugged it. 10 seconds. I just plucked it back in and it worked. So in that moment, I have to go wake up my wife. And you got to remember this. I wake up at 3.15 in the morning. By the time I shot her, we're talking about 4 in the morning. She doesn't get up to like maybe 6 in the morning. So I got to wake her up and be like, hey, FYI, I got to take your card today. And then I got to tell her my car only has 20 miles on it. Good luck taking the girls to school. Right, but I fixed the charger. Thank God I married an angel. And she totally understood, but I met the in his way. Moviendo everything from my car to her car. Because she's got the car seat. And then moving everything from her car to my car. And dude. Yes, what do you mean? I don't know why you don't even got kids. He did something to each other. Wow, I have emotional baggage. I have a lot of outfits in my trunk. I just cleaned my car, but every woman knows every idea. There's like three different bags in there. I'm like, which one's the important one? And then she said, all of them. And I'm like, how? Why do you have three bags? And anyways, so I put all the stuff over there. The car seats. And then I put all the stuff over there. I'm transferring my gym clothes. Don't lie to me, you don't have gym clothes. No, my gym clothes into her truck. And because of the way our cars are parked in our garage, they're really close to each other. So I've been as careful, bro. Only Jedi, my wife who's skinny, can actually fit in between both of the cars to get in. Right. So I could his own, trying to throw my gym clothes inside her car through the window that was down. Oh, this, man. I missed. I hit the top of the car with my shoe. Bounced off, hit my car. No, this is the idea, bro. It was easy. It was easy. You didn't even put the effort into doing it right the first time. And then wasting time doing all that. Elitra said we won't throw a hello, right? But this time I wasn't being we won't. I wasn't being lazy. You were trying to be? I couldn't fit in between the cars. Pretty much on it. Who am I supposed to call to help me? I would have taken the car out. Oh, I thought you said you would have fit. Oh, no, I probably would have made it fit. Go to the Tesla flexible. Under the cars. No, so then I have to go get my wife up again. No, why? You literally couldn't just skip the gym. She literally has to do everything for you. Okay, you guys don't understand. I couldn't get in her car to drive away. Oh my gosh, you didn't fit in the hole. Why didn't you go in through the other side? Yeah, the both of our cars were so close. That I you could only open the door umpokito to slide in to her car. Yeah. But the way we parked last night. She parked a little bit too close or I parked a little too close. I don't know. Only she can fit in and out. Right. In and out. She's the only one skinny enough to fit. That were my daughters. But they can't drive yet. Put on Mario Kart. There she goes, bro. No, but she did it. And then later she's like, hey, why don't you just move your car out of the way? That's what I'm saying. That was an easier solution. Get into my car. And then move my car out of the garage and then you put yours back. Switch your roof. There you go. That's going to take way too long. Right. Yeah. And then we get to the studio. There's more. I don't know. People are like, bro, why are we listening to this episode? Just to hear Shaboy vent. Do you know why? Because he can look, he can look, please. I want to hear. I know that some of you are relating with this. Maybe the exact same thing didn't happen to you. But you are going through some crap right now. And you're like, when is it going to stop? When am I going to catch a break? So that's why I decided to tell you that. Because yeah, you hear us on the radio. You hear us on the show. You hear us on social media. And then we say, let's go to Rio. Energize because, yeah, that's part of our gig. But also we go through our own stuff. Big and small. Dependent, no, no? This is all minimal things compared to what other people are going through. I get it. But I just want to let you know you're not alone. And you can't allow the enemy to see your joy. But we get to the studio. Yes, we are. Oh, yeah. I'm like, what happened? We get to the studio. You were here. You guys saw what happened. Oh, yeah, I saw. Oh, yeah. It was crazy. We were getting hacked. We got hacked. This is wild. Our board was messed up. That is a controversy. 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KeyBank member FDIC. So anyways, grass adios just to leave the whole last story in conclusion. My car was able to get enough charge so that my wife and our daughters could go to school and back and they're good to go. They still love it. That's that's taken care of. So we get to the studio and our board that runs all this, like all these volumes right here, like all of a sudden I can go up and down like that. So that's a board, right? All that was messed up. I don't have time to go into detail. Then on top of that, we're giving out Disneyland tickets live. And all the phone lines are blowing up. Superful, grass adios. And our listeners start saying that somebody's intercepting our phone calls. So when they're calling into our studio, they're getting a recording that says, Hey, congratulations. You won a thousand dollars for more information. Press one. Of course, our listeners. Press one. Why do they scam me because you asked press one. Nietzsche, hold on. Let's not blame them. They press one to research it. Yeah. I said nobody's gotten scammed so far. And apparently somebody named David answered and was trying to get their personal info. So be careful with that. Yeah, but in this day, recording our listeners, he has an Indian accent. Okay, actually. Los mismos indos, tracionalos indos. Come on. What? Elindo de india? Elindo de indo comental. So now we're dealing with that. That's crazy. Yo, I think we made it. And then with all the issues that we're having with the board, and like the volumes that those mi crofos, the music, this and that, we reach out to our engineer who we absolutely love in the door. We love them. And we're going crazy, like trying to figure out on our own, because we don't want to call him hella early in the morning. And he's like, Hey, yeah, just a long story short. That's my bad. I made some changes yesterday and it didn't go as planned. Clearly. So anyways, just be careful guys. Whenever you enter a contest with us, whether it be on Instagram, @shaboyjo, or calling in, we will never ask you for your credit card information. Oh, like you'll never have to give us money. Now, if you want to give us money, pull up. There's a cash app for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your cash app, everyone? I don't have cash app. But I have Zell of Vanessa Sita. Wait, when did cash app become ghetto? I don't have it either, but I'm just wondering. Good. It's getting ghetto. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's like cash app's ghetto, then it's like Venmo and then like Zell topped here. Really? Kim, what do you have? I have everything to be on. Donantra, let's go. Yeah. We got you for the streets. Really? Have everything. But which one do you actually use? It doesn't matter to me. Money is money. Zell, I probably use the most. Just because it's easier. It's with your phone number. The Apple Cash is better. Oh, yeah. Oh, Apple Keys. Oh, Apple Cash. Send it. It's just like a text. Send it, Eddie. Yeah, send it, Eddie. Refill my Apple wallet or no. Or no. What is it at right now, Kim? It's low, Eddie. Oh, my gosh. My wallet. Hello, I'll tell you guys right now. I think it's at sense right now. Eddie. Eddie? Eddie? I need to fill it up. You're like 57 cents. That's the only thing I fill out. How sad. Eddie. Literally. 57 cents dude inflation. You can't get nothing with that. I mean, quickly. Kim, what is Eddie supposed to have it at? The Apple wallet at? The what's the weekly allowance? I would say like 50 a week is good for me. Oh, that's so bad. Yeah, that way to get like my Chick-fil-A, get anything I want. I've got 50. Don't do my nails if I want. I will. It's up to me to budget that 50 dollars. Right, right, right. Yeah. Oh, and then you could save it too, right? I could save it too. Yeah. It's not like, oh, let me check your balance. No, it's like 50 dollars. I think you're wrecked. Yeah. Entrally. Saaas. Currico. Eddie, you love Cash App. Or not Cash App. Apple Cash. Yes, I love it. It's super easy. And because it makes sense for Kim too. Yeah. Yeah. How about you? What do you use? I send you Apple Cash most of the time. Yeah, but you don't even know how to use Cash App. Venue. Do you? I don't like using them. Why? Because of Transas that we've been talking about. But it's not Transas. No, I don't. I only use Zell. And Cash App. Apple Cash. Apple Cash. Yeah. I don't have a Venmo. I don't have a-- What is it? Cash App. Cash App. No. Because I feel like the more you have your information-- Bank information out there, the more opportunities for people to jack you. Take it. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [LAUGHTER] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] We'll laugh at some. They'll be like, oh, here. [INTERPOSING VOICES] How did your morning start? Do you want to learn? Did you have a good morning? A good start to your day? Oh, yeah, I guess. Take us through your morning routine in simple terms. Like, summarize it a little bit. My alarm goes off at 3.30. I snooze it for 30 minutes. I wake up at 4. 30 minutes? Yeah. You guys don't want to know what time I wake up. No, I don't. Because I'll be sad. How do you snooze it for 30 minutes? Like, over and over again? Yeah, it just keeps going. Yeah, it's five minutes. Every five minutes? Uh, I'll do it for five minutes. And then maybe I'll wake up on the second one. And then I'll-- Up it? Oh, no, actually. Yeah, I wake up every time. I know. I'll just wake up every time. Yeah, absolutely. [INTERPOSING VOICES] That sounds literally like torture. Yeah. Imagine. It's because, guys, I'm so tired. Imagine waking up right to your alarm. Yeah. And then for 30 minutes, every five minutes, it's waking you up again. You know that terrorist used that as torture? Like, literally. Yeah, like, waterboarding. Well, then, terrorist, put it up. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Hey, baby, I'm just kidding. I'll never talk. I'll be training my whole life. So they put me in. No, I know. Dang, I'm going to try it tomorrow, guys. Because if you think about it, it was 30 minutes divided by five. Eddie, 30 divided by five. Yeah, the answer is six. Yeah, six. So six. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Kim, Eddie, when you guys get blessed to have kids, Kim, you do math homework. You have to put them in Kumon. Yeah, I'm going to put them in so much, like, tutoring. I think that's the guy that's coming. [INTERPOSING VOICES] I think that's definitely cool. My mom's out there, mita. Oh. Definitely getting canceled. No, no, no, no. No. [INTERPOSING VOICES] You sounded like your mom right there, Kim. Yeah. Oh, it feels really funny. Oh, my gosh. No, I was edge. Oh, Kim, I can see you. Oh, you didn't want to get canceled. She's like, no, it wasn't. She's like, no, it wasn't. And I never go to Starbucks. No, I don't. And McDonald's? What? I don't eat McDonald's ever since I read that book. I told you guys so many podcasts ago. Never mind. So I actually do put Eddie to do homework. I'm going to put him in Kumon. We had two kids, but I kept it. And then honestly, I'm so afraid for our daughters to get to fractions. Just put him in Kumon. I'm not even. I could barely read. Because I think that's the age that your kids are going to find out, yo, my parents aren't that smart. That's what I'm saying. You know, there's different techniques of how when we learned it to what the kids are learning at school now, it's like different methods. But it's so much easier, I think, because my brother, Abby, he's in high school still. He comes to me with some problems. And there's just so many resources. Before, it was like, I either learned math from my dad. That was literally like, how do you not understand this? Like, oh, my gosh, Latino dad's teaching math was the worst. They explain it once. And then they're mad that you didn't get it. Yes, exactly. Either I learned from my Latino dad or my teacher. There was no other way from learning math. And now, I'm like, you know what, Abby? Why don't you look it up on YouTube? And if you don't like one video, you can learn from another. And that's pretty much like, if they don't understand for me, they have so many other resources. So I think that's like the plus of kids now. Thank God. Lord, that's going to be good for us. Definitely, all the tutoring possible. But anyways, yeah, Primana, that's six times that you get tortured every morning when you're trying to wake up. That's crazy. Just try waking up on the first one. See what happens. Let me see, hold on. Let me see my-- I'm pretty sure it's that-- oh, you have three alarms to start. My first one goes off at 3. My second one goes off at 3.25. And my third one goes off at 3.35. So my first alarm will go off. I'll snooze that five minutes after that, it'll go off. And that'll be what, 3.15. And then 3.25, another alarm goes off. I'll snooze that. So five minutes after that. Again, that's cool. It just sounds like torture. It sounds like torture. Well, now you guys know where in the way I am. But guess what? Crazy. You have the power to change it. Why are you going crazy? No, that's what you heard after. I know I could change it full, but I'm so hard. I work two jobs. No, no, no, no. The thing is that you're torturing yourself. Yeah, but I'm down for the torture, because I'm like, ah, fuck it. Five minutes asleep, more, you know? Five mores. Five more anyways. But I'll try it tomorrow. Like when I get home from school late and I have to wake up early and I hate life, I literally just put the alarm to the absolute latest. I can wake up. I won't wake up. Absolute latest, one alarm. Wake up, no makeup, hair in a bun. Let's go. And that's, you know, you got to get up on that one. Yeah, because I already, all the snoozing doesn't exist. This is my last chance to get up. And pay my money. I text you every morning to wake you up. You do? Yeah. Yeah, he does. Thank you. I thought, thanks. Today I was a little delayed, 'cause I was throwing shoes in my wife's car window. I know, I was even wondering. I was like, dang, he's probably mad at me, 'cause he didn't text me today. It's morning and I thought, where's my good morning text? And he told me, he called me last night and I think he wanted to talk. I'm like, and I was asleep and he didn't text me this morning. Like, dang, I'm gonna get a call today. Yeah. All right, guys. Well, listen, we're about to wrap this up. We love you. Thank you for hanging out with us. Yeah. Just wanna let you know that whatever's going on, whatever things are trying to steal your joy or your peace, I know it's easier said than done, but it's your choice to allow those things to have power over your life or those people that are nagging at you like a snoozing alarm. It's up to you to turn them off. We love you, ask God to help you and to give you the strength. When I wake up, I put on my spiritual armor every day. I said, Lord, (speaking in foreign language) protect me from a spiritual armor, helmet, chest guard, shield, sword, bell, sandals. And then I repeat my favorite verse for, I know the plans I have for you, says the Lord, plans to prosper, you're not to harm you, but to give you hope and a future. And then let's go. (speaking in foreign language) Edgar Motivet. Well, love you guys. (speaking in foreign language) You wanna try it tomorrow? Where you wake up at La Primera? Dude, I'm gonna be here at five a.m. No, no, no. Just on as soon as an experiment, (speaking in foreign language) I say you should experiment the latest possible time you can wake up. No, that's playing with fire. (speaking in foreign language) You're excused. (laughing) I'm excused of what? Of being late? Never mind yet. (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) After we try this, we'll do this experiment first, and then we'll try that one. You're gonna try not snoozing five times. (speaking in foreign language) I'm gonna wake up on the first one. Okay, and we'll see how it goes. Tune in tomorrow. Better low-key, we have a new audience. And if I were to be late, like it'd be beneficial to them because then maybe somebody from Phoenix could get free lunch. I'm just saying, I thought about it this week, maybe. Shout out to our listeners from Phoenix. We love you guys. Welcome to the Shibuya Show, familia. Maybe. You need an exterior alarm, like one that's not on your phone. When you can't read, get up and go. Yes, because that's why I have an Alexa, and it helps me so much. I can hear when my air conditioning stops, and that's what helps me. You just remind me something else happened. Yes, three are Wi-Fi. No. In the house, one out. Oh, that's right. Oh, that's a word. So when you said Alexa, I remembered, 'cause Alexa wasn't working. And what did you do? What did we do? We just had to have conversations with each other. We had to check the time ourselves. We didn't watch TV or nothing. That's crazy. The girls don't really watch a lot of TV during the week anyway, our daughters. But we just read, I think we read like four books, 'cause we didn't have TV. And the girls were like, we actually like not having TV. Oh. And I was like, all right. All right. I was like, I don't know if I'm down to read four books. I do. (speaking in foreign language) All right, love you guys. Show, boys, show. (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) Go spread the word. When you get a fresh hot McChrispy from McDonald's and you can feel the heat coming through the bag, don't try to wait 'til you get home. Always respect hot chicken. The McChrispy only at McDonald's. Bada, bada, bada, bada. Listening to your favorite podcast? That's smart. Earning your degree online from Southern New Hampshire University? That's really smart. 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