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Chopped Chumps - 4.17.24

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Duration:
2m
Broadcast on:
17 Apr 2024
Audio Format:
mp3

Chopped Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store" to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap! Biden was recently in Strand in Pennsylvania, where he grew up as a little boy, wearing diapers and eating capyoca pudding. He's completely gone full circle now. Joe Biden says we need to pay the WNBA players more money, because no self-respecting transgender woman will play for less than a million dollars a year. "When I shook the hand of Winston Churchill, I told him that I was practically raised in the MOSPs of high-state, no joke. I have countless friends there, including three imams from Hola and an Ayadola. I've always believed a message of Ramadan, and will continue my jihad against infidels like Donald Hump." Speaking of cannibals in New Guinea, remember David Rockefeller, how he ended up on the plate of the cannibals there, brings a new meaning to Oyster's Rockefeller, doesn't it? Until Biden's attorneys are filing MOSPs to move all of his trials in the United States 7. "Every time Joe and I have a White House cocoa, and I think of my profony, no joke." Breaking news from the AP, the Obama Biden ticket is back. Unfortunately, it is Michelle and Jill. "That was your last jump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You jumped." Chop-chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarsShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap.