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These are the singing of Guatemalan Home Depot shoplifters, who I first wrote about in December of 2022. And the judge let them go, cut the charges down, let them go with $1,000 bail and told them to stay out of Home Depot's. I read the criminal affidavit yesterday on their writ that they've been rearrested. She told them to stay out of Home Depot's December 2022. That was $158,000 worth of -- that's from Home Depot earlier. They obviously didn't take her seriously. I wonder why they didn't take the Bulgerite judge in the West Roxbury district court very seriously. So, we'll talk more about that in the illegal alien situation first. But first, I just want to start with talking about this Trump thing I've been watching it. And I'm also working on a new book project, which I took time out in my two days off that I had to take for business reasons. No suspensions, nothing like that. It was just problems. And so, I took the time to work on my project, my new book project, and I think you're really going to like it. It's going to be a lot of laughs. It's going to be very easy reading, too. And I've just been working on it. I've just been cracking myself up. You know, not writing it. I've been transcribing it. I've been transcribing the works of free-versed poets of yesteryear in Boston. And it's turning out, well, let me just put it that way. 844. But we'll have more of that. We'll have an announcement for you in about a month or so. 844. 542. 42. 844. 542. 42. But the thing that really bugged me the most is what's going on in New York with President Trump. And one of my neighbors put this to me, but I thought it was a really good observation. He said that in New York, you have all these judges and prosecutors that are watching all of these illegal aliens on welfare. Committing these horrific crimes, felonies, punching cops, sucker punching women, sucker punching young girls. They're just reducing all of these horrible, horrible felonies that are committed by people who shouldn't even be in the country. 90% of them these days. And they're reducing them to misdemeanors. This is the judges and the prosecutors, Democrats, 100%. And at the same time, at the same time, they're letting these illegal aliens commit violent crimes against American citizens. They're taking the former president of the United States and taking a misdemeanor statute, which isn't even a big deal to begin with. It's a misdemeanor. The statute of limitations has expired on it, so it's defunct. And they're converting it into a felony so that they can try the president of the United States. This is a crime that the Southern District of New York, rabid Democrats, refused to even go near because it's absurd. That the fat obese, rotund, Alvin Bragg, the Soros District Attorney in Manhattan, refused to prosecute. And now they're prosecuting Donald Trump. They're prosecuting Donald Trump on a misdemeanor. Again, defunct misdemeanor, upgraded to a felony, while tens of thousands of illegal alien criminals roam the streets in New York City. And hundreds of thousands, maybe millions, across the entire country. I mentioned my column today. These illegal aliens, these Guatemalans, that they just finally arrested, they've been working this since before Biden became president. They were in the country. They kept getting deported, but they were like small time until Biden got in. And then they realized it was, you know, Katie Barr the door. They could do whatever the hell they wanted. They were stealing from home depots and other places, but mainly home depots. Electrical spools of electrical wire and other things. From Maine to Virginia. And they were just getting arrested. And then if they ever got arrested, they get bailed out for a thousand bucks, give a fake name, not come back. They bought a house in Cranston, Rhode Island. Remember, we talked about them in December of 2022. They called them Providence men. Providence woman came and gave them a thousand dollars. So Providence men and Providence woman bought a house just last year in Cranston. So I guess they're Cranston men and Cranston woman now. The woman had gotten $246,000 in wire transfers to one account. They were stealing the spools and then selling them on eBay or somewhere else online. She also got another $50,000 plus through various other transfers, other than just the cash wire transfers to this bank account. Cranston woman wired a mortgage company $171,000 cash to buy this house. None of them had jobs. This was just money that stole them. Check out the pictures in the Herald, too, that we got from the federal affidavit. They had an F-150, a brand new flatbed pickup truck and an SUV in the driveway. And guess what? The license plates did not match the make in the model. And the car paid to be registered to someone who didn't exist. Isn't that a weird, huh, Guatemalan illegal alien thieves? And they got four of them, including the guy that we had a laugh about when he was first arrested. His name was Amperez-Perez. Jonathan Amperez-Perez. Those wacky third world model. I got two last names. What do you want me to do? I'm surprised this name was an Amperez-Perez-Am. And then we're backwards, like backwards, like forwards, you know, backwards, forwards. But anyway, so they're trying Trump on these trumped up charges, these non-existent charges. And they're just in paneling this Soviet style show trial jury. Well, all these illegal aliens are running amok in Boston, in Cranston, in New York City, and everywhere in the damn country. God, it's just so frustrating. And then you have the January 6 trial going on, or the hearing before the Supreme Court. And there's all what's really important. They're charging them with financial crimes. They disrupted government functions. Gorsuch has got the quote here. We'll play it. We'll play the sound cut. He says, "What about..." He doesn't seem... I don't think he says it by name, but he talks about Jamal Bowman pulling the fire alarm during a house vote on a budget, on a supplemental budget, which means it was billions of dollars. So, you know, they're saying that, "Oh, these guys stopped capital proceedings for a few minutes, an hour, whatever." Bowman stopped a vote on billions of dollars, and he got a misdemeanor. They don't want to give him 20 years, do they? Could it be with the fact that he's a Democrat and he's a member of multiple protected classes? 844, 542, 42, 844, 500, 42, 42. 860, does that mean if someone punches one of these liberal prosecutors, it's only a misdemeanor asking for a friend? I know. These are the questions. I don't know. I don't think it is a misdemeanor. No, it's a felony if you hit one of them, especially if you're wearing a MAGA hat. If you're wearing a MAGA hat, they call that aggravated circumstances. 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Go to MyPillow.com and don't forget the code Howie. I'm Howie Carr. Get a crash course from the captain on everything he's talking about in today's show. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on today's edition of Howie's Homework. You'll be up to speed on today's news in no time. [MUSIC] He's Howie Carr and he's back. [MUSIC] 844-500-4242. Today's poll question is brought to you by local silver men located in Ware, New Hampshire. Silver Dave will work with you directly. Contact him at local silver men.com. That's local silver men.com, you know, Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Congresswoman from Georgia. Not too tightly wrapped. She has tried to vacate the chair, wants to remove Speaker Johnson as the leader of the house. She couldn't get another Republican to go along with her, but she finally got Thomas Massie, the Libertarian from Kentucky to agree to second her motion, which would put it up from a vote on the floor. They're holding it over his head right now because they have these votes coming up on eight to Ukraine and eight to Israel. And eight to the, you know, for the border wall. And so they don't want eight for Ukraine. I don't want eight for Ukraine. You probably don't want eight for Ukraine, but this is a dangerous thing. They're holding it over his head. So if they get, if they get peoed at anything he does, they're just going to pull the trigger and maybe get rid of him. He would have to rely on Democrats to survive. And if he didn't survive, he would probably quit and we're, we're now down to like the Republicans have, I believe, one vote majority in the, in the house. So that would, that would tie the vote two, fifteen to two, fifteen with five vacancies. So it's, it's, I think it's dangerous. So anyway, Taylor, what is the poll question? What are the results thus far? Today's poll question, which you can vote in at HowieCarShow.com is, would you vote to vacate the chair and remove Mike Johnson as U.S. House Speaker? Yes, he's been terrible. No, the new guy might be Hakim the dream Jeffries or no, but I like holding the vote over Johnson's head to stop money for Ukraine. I would say no, even though he has been terrible, Hakim the dream would be worse. So I would say no, I would not vote for it. I'm against it. Okay, 62% say no, but I like holding the vote over his head. I thought that would, I was afraid of that. It's risky though, you know, it's, it's, it's risky. It's like playing Russian roulette with a, you know, a gun that has 25 or 30 chambers. You can still get shot. If it's such a gun existed, go ahead. 26% say no, the new guy might be Hakim Jeffries. 12% say yes, they would vacate the chair. He's been terrible. He has been terrible. Faisal alone was, was appalling. And, you know, Rand Paul had a good point who's known him for a long time. Maybe even when they were in the house together, I'm not sure about, they were, if they were in the house together, but he said, you know, that Johnson has totally changed since he became the speaker. And that he's become a tool of the deep state. He didn't say that, but that's what he meant. 844, 542, 42, 860. Didn't we just see the same crap show with the speaker? Yes, we did. Last October. And I, and I recall, not that I like to say I told you so, but I said, what is going, what's the alternative to McCarthy, but not that McCarthy was great. But what, what was the alternative? And a bunch of knuckleheads wanted to get rid of him and they got rid of him. And now we're back in the same place. Only there's a, only there's like five fewer Republicans because a bunch of them have quit. Some of these people, I couldn't even remember. They weren't McCarthy. Okay. He was the speaker, right? He quit after he lost. I don't blame him. There was a guy named Bill Johnson from Ohio. I didn't even remember him. I had to look him up. He got to be, he got the presidency of a Youngstown State University in Ohio. So he figured that that was a better way to get his three top years in, as they say in Massachusetts. I assume it's the same deal. And he's 69, so he's just trying to get in a few years and bulk up his pension. Then you had Ken Bach from Colorado, a rhino's rhino. You know, the guy, he's the guy who said, "I want to get a job on CNN or MSNBC." Then you had George Santos. He didn't want to leave. But they threw him out for lying about being on a volleyball team when he was in high school. Great. Great. Denang Dick, light above being in Vietnam. He's still in the Senate. The fake Indian light above being an Indian. She's still in the Senate, but they throw, they throw Santos out for lying above being on the volleyball team. Then there was this guy Mike Gallagher from Wisconsin. He's gone as a Friday. God only knows what they got on him, but they made sure that he stayed on until they couldn't have a special election in his Republican district. So the seat remains vacant. What would be a Republican seat remains vacant. He made sure he screwed the Republicans. So, wouldn't Harris cast the tight? No, not Harris. No, Harris is in the Senate. She would cast the tiebreaker in the Senate. She's the president pro tem of the Senate. I don't know what would happen on a tie vote in the House, but it probably would not be a Republican. They'd flip somebody. They'd blackmail some Republican. Democrats are unblackmailable. You know that. All right. 844-542-42508 Johnson went bad quickly. They must have something. That's the theory on a lot of these Republican flips. You know, read, read Sundance in the conservative treehouse today. 844-542-42. I'm Howie Carr. This week's episode of Meet the Expert, I spoke with Dr. Mark D. Stefano and Dr. Thomas Brand of Northeast Hair Restoration. Dr. D. 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Dexter just said 609, "I saw gas selling in Central Jersey today at 353 and in Northeast Philly, 389. I had to fill up. I was with the mailroom manager. She doesn't have much patience for shopping around for gas, so she just wanted to pull into a chevron on the Dixie highway. And 399, 390 out. I would have just gone down a couple of blocks down to Southern Boulevard. It would have been a marathon. I'll bet Marathon is now up to 379, but it's heading towards 4 bucks. But hey, no problem here, no problem. That's what KJP says. All right, joining us now is Grace with the News. Hello, Howie, the House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer dropped some serious hints today that his panel will issue criminal referrals against members of President Biden's family as a result of the impeachment inquiry into the Commander-in-Chief. This is from the New York Post. Comer said that he expected the referrals would be voted on within weeks. So obviously with everything that's going on right now, a lot of people are watching Trump's trials, including the New York City hush money trial. He was in New York yesterday. He stopped in Harlem where he was greeted by a very enthusiastic crowd outside of a Bodega. So people are watching that. People are also watching the impeachment of Mayorkas, which just made its way to the Senate. But there's a lot of different cases going on right now, Howie. Yes, I think that the Senate plans to give the Mayorkas impeachment a good leaving alone. I would agree with that, but you know what? It was a funny point today that I didn't think of. I was talking to David Marcus and he said they might have made a big mistake having Trump in New York for like six weeks, you know, because otherwise he probably would have on advice from his political campaign. He probably would have just not bothered to go to New York. It's, you know, it's pretty blue. But now if he's going to be there, you know, Trump, he's like, since I'm here, we might as well make a couple stops and see what we can do. Yeah, and even though even though they want to not give him any publicity, I mean, he is in New York City and he's up there at these places where there was a lot of news like this Bodega, where the guy, the immigrant who was working, stabbed the thug. Yeah, then he stabbed the thug. Yeah, I think he stabbed the thug. Yeah, he stabbed him to death. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they had no choice. They had to get out and cover it. And it was great video. We've got all the cuts. We'll play them as time goes on. I was thinking of it that today, Howie, because when you look at Donald Trump in New York City and really wherever he goes, he was at the Chick-fil-A, I think that was in Georgia. Yeah. And he's going to all these spots and the visuals of just all these people behind him and in New York City, it's the storefronts, it's the Bodega. And when he's outside the courthouse, there's all these different backdrops, you know? There's all these different scenes. And I know I sound a little foolish here, but everyone's a viewer now. Everyone's watching things on their phones and their tablets on TV. And it's a great visual, and you're always looking at, "Oh, where is he now? What's that? What's going on there? That looks like there's a lot of action." As opposed to, if you take the juxtaposition of Joe Biden, who's constantly standing in front of these step-in repeats with these very vague kind of bland sayings in the background like, "Have you heard the latest today, Grace?" No, what's the latest? His uncle was shot down in World War II, and he appeared to say by implication that his uncle was eaten by cannibals. Ambrose Finnegan, I'm going to call him Uncle Bosey, he was shot down. He was on the airport before there was an Air Force. He flew a single engine playing reconnaissance flight over New Guinea. He volunteered because someone couldn't make it. He got shot down in an area where there were a lot of cannibals at the time. He never recovered his body, but the government went back a mile down there and they checked and found parts of the plane and the light. And what I was thinking about when I was standing there was when Trump... Nice Haitians, I brought him to the country for a few months. That lie again? Wait, Ambrose Finnegan was eaten by cannibals? So, Ambrose, he was not a pilot, he was a passenger, and this was an A-20 bomber, hardly a single-engine plane, a three-person crew, the plane was not shot down, it had engine trouble and ditched into the sea. Other than that, it was a really just... Wait, can I... Partially actual...factual 100% accurate stuff. Can I ask for a fact check on something else? Was he eaten by cannibals? Probably not, no. Not unless there were some marine cannibals, meaning marine, like they lived in the ocean. There was an old man named Ambrose Finnegan. He had whiskers on his tinnegan, they fell out and then grew in again poor old man... Ambrose Finnegan. They're going to check out what he's reading at night. You know how Jill said, "Oh, he's a big reader, he always falls asleep with a light on." They're going to make sure that some of these books aren't too wild. I think he's starting to incorporate them. You know, I've never... I don't think I've ever mentioned this on the air. I had a cousin who was shot down on December 7, 1941. He was a member of the Royal Canadian Air Force. Really? Yes, he had volunteered and he was in North Africa flying a hawker hurricane and he got shot down. On December 7, Pearl Harbor Day. Oh, but a different part of the world. Not even by cannibals. There are very two cannibals in the North African front. But they named Camp Sutton after him and it was a face. You know what his full name was, Grace? Howard Sutton. Frank Howie Sutton. His middle name was Howie. Howie? That's a... No. I'm not named Howie. Howie is a nickname for me. But Howie, I have a lot of cousins whose last name is Howie. Frank Howie. Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see. Wow. I can't believe it all the time. I've known you. I've never heard this story. Makes one thing. Would you... Should I have told you that he was eaten by cannibals? Yeah, I'm going to add it a level of, you know, really... I'm sorry. I'm sorry, cousin Frank. I'm sorry. There was... Well, since we're on this topic, I just, I find Howie that Joe Biden, it's like you see these clips of him and they could be from whenever because they're all the same thing. He's in front of these signs and say something like, "Move your feed," or, "Be better," or, you know, "Do more." There's these vague sayings. And he's always telling the same old stories. A story he told yesterday is one of my all-time favorite Joe Biden stories. And it involves a towel, a motel, and shaving cream. Do you mind if we play it? One day I showed up at off your convention, and I was in the motel after the local motel. It hadn't changed after the afternoon session. Go back to the evening session. I'd come down with some young activists, a little older than me, but still young activists, who were involved in trying to reform the party. And I was in one of those eight by ten bathrooms. You know they have a shower, a toilet, and a sink. And I got a towel on me and shaving cream, and I heard, "Bam, bam, bam," on my door really loudly. And when I went to the house that I thought of this guy, Bob Cunningham, at a radio show, and a couple of the guys, I said, "Okay, okay, guys." And I walked to the door and opened it up, and standing there was the former governor of the state of Delaware. Albert Ann Carvel, a big guy about 6'5" talk that you like, is. And the state representative got defeated four years earlier. That's a Democratic state rep who was retired. And one of the, from the family that had more, some more... I was a young man. Senators appointed in any other family in American history, since the tunnels, former retired justice, and the state chairman. And they said, "I'm standing a towel and shaving cream in my face." Man, that guy knows how to tell a story. You know, anytime, you know, a guy, no one should tell a story. I was in a motel with some young people. I mean, that's not a good way to start a story, is it? Well, you know the advice people say, "No, your audience." I don't know what audience that story is meant for, but I don't think it was the one he was speaking to. Because they, now, now how they can't even muster up the hahaha, people just go. 'Cause they're nervous. They don't know where this thing's going. He's in a towel. He's in a motel. He's talking about all these people. And he does this thing that really annoys me, where he has to go into all these rabbit holes that nobody cares about. It's like, just land the plane, dude. You're losing us. Ambrose couldn't. How did he, I've never heard anyone add cannibals to the mix. I mean, I've heard about people being plunged into shark infested waters. What do you think he's reading how he dies? Cannibals. Do you think he's reading, like, you know how you like those mysteries? Do you think he's reading one of the flies or something? He crashed into an African pygmy warlock tribe. And they cast a spell over him. And he became a headhunter. I think where Kennedy crashed the PT-109, I think there were some, there were some supposed cannibals in that area. But, I mean, it was such a stretch that they never really made much of it. But Joe Biden has no qualms whatsoever. He brings cannibals right into it. The next yarn we're going to hear is Joe Biden just freshly having watched Jaws, retelling the story of the USS Indianapolis. Now, if you landed Halle amongst cannibals, what would your... How about the... What would your defense do you think? No, I got the next, I got the next story. I went, I was down there in New Getty, trying to check on my uncle and I walked in, I walked into this 7-Eleven in there, up on the counter, was a shrunken head. Uncle Ambrose! And guess who the clerk was? Amelia Earhart. And I said, "Do you know corn pop, Amelia?" Grace's News is brought to you by TuxTrucks in Hudson, Mass. TuxTrucks GMC, Sierra 2500 HD, and GMC Sierra 3500 HD trucks are ready for commercial businesses to get your work done. Shop online at tuxtrucksgmc.com. Howie, I will be back in a little bit with hate mail Monday on a Wednesday. Thank you. I think shrunken heads are the next, that's going to be the next, the next edition to that, the Ambrose Finnegan story going down, Uncle Bossy. All right, 844-542-42. My cousin, Frank Howie, Sutton, he was shot down, but he wasn't really killed. He trekked across the desert and met Lawrence of Arabia, who also wasn't dead, turns out. And then they fought, they fought Jerry for the rest of the war in North Africa. 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