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Let's go. - I feel great today. Feel spry. - Go check out our Instagram. We put that chippy segment on you. - Oh, boy. You didn't have to do that today. We had moved on from Chippy. - We've moved on from Chippy. [LAUGHING] - We've got a T-shirt. - We've got a T-shirt to memorialize it. I think it is the worst segment we've done, I think. Probably, right? Like a range marriage of a retarded girl, and then it ends up with her dragging a plow through a field. - Yeah, dude. - I'm pretty sure that's the worst thing we've done. - It's not great. It's not great, I can tell you that. - Yeah, there's-- - Top of that shirt there. - There's the shirt. - Oh, boy. Oh, chippy. - You chippy, man. You chippy, man. - And then somebody said on the post, "chippy gon' come." - Oh, boy, like Gina, dude. - Yeah. Same with Gina. - Yeah. - Gina used to work on the docks, and Gina gon' come, too. - Gina gon' coo. - Speaking of working on the docks, did you see John Coog? - John Coog, or Melon Kim? - Yeah. - No. - He was doing a show the other day, and told everybody to vote for Biden, and they started booing him and told him to shut the fuck up. And he was like, he just threw a tantrum, and don't-- - I knew it shows over. - Really? - Coog did that? - Yeah, he's super gay. - Do you have a clip in that, Bob? - Unfortunately, the clip that I keep seeing doesn't show the prelude to what happened. It just shows some guy being like, "Shut up," or whatever, and then he gets butt hurt, and he starts to play life goes on, and he's like, "You know what? Show's over." - Show's over. Bob, real quick, go back to that Google here. Is that Coog's best picture that they used? Damn, they did him dirty with that one. - I mean, he looks rough in this clip. I don't know why you're not looking on Twitter. - Oof. - Yeah. - Man, that's crazy, dude. They did him dirty with that, but they did the Cooger dirty. - I think it's time did him dirty. - Is he-- - He's old as shit. - He's also been a chain smoker for fucking 90 years, at that point, so-- - I think he's dating-- - He was a chain smoker? - I didn't know he was one of the chain smokers. - He sure was. - Well, her face is all fucked up to you. - Sure was. - But he's 72. I mean, how good is he gonna look? - Is he 72? - There it is. - All right, play the clip with Sam. And here's Cooger. It looks like he's a mechanic. - Oh. (crowd cheering) - What do you think I mean, didn't you, (beep) second? Here's the thing, man, you don't know me. You don't fucking know me. (crowd cheering) Hey, Joe, find this guy, let me see him after the show. Guys, I can stop this show right now, I'm just gone. (crowd groaning) Take what I'm gonna do. Should you make some wonderful? I'm gonna cut about 10 songs out of the show. Here we go. (upbeat music) - Wow, you cut it. What happened? (upbeat music) (crowd cheering) - Shut the fuck up, the 72 year old man throwing a tantrum and walking off stage because people didn't want to get lectured about politics at a goddamn concert. - Wow, wow, what was the comment? - I don't know. - Was it Biden? Was he saying vote for Biden? - It was something pro Biden and people were like, "Oh God, Sean, dude, my God, kooks, what happened kooks?" That's disappointing. 72 years old, also looks like a dirty old mechanic in this. - Yeah, I mean, he's wearing a fucking onesie. - Just a onesie, like a little zip 'em up. - Like he's doing oil change. - Coveralls. - Yeah, very, very strange to see there. - Actually, it had nothing to do with Biden. - Oh, what was it? - The guys, the people who were just really drunk and this guy, one concert goer, just scream, "Play some fucking music!" And the guy goes, "What do you think I've been doing?" Melonkamp goes, "What do you think I've been doing you cunt?" And then we saw the rest of it. - Okay, then I'm all right then, maybe. - Yeah, that's fine. - No, he's still, he's still, "Bitch, just remove the one dude from the crowd." - Maybe the guy pissed all over him, you know? I don't know. - Can you really not just say, "Hey," the guy he told him to find so he could fight him after the show, that's what he was animating, I guess, but wanted to say, "Hey, get that guy out of here. "We're gonna finish the show." 'Cause I think it's 72 years old, you're pretty much set off by anything. Why he's still playing right now? - So no idea. He was just reminiscing about his dead grandma and the drunk guy was like, "Play some fucking music." - Yeah, nobody wants to hear about your dead grandmother, you know? - Nobody wants to hear about any of your dead relatives unless they were slave owners. - Exactly. Now, if he said, "Hey, my dead grandmother was a slave owner," then we all would've been all in on that. I'm having some audio issues today. Is it just us here or are we good on YouTube or anything? - I'm here, are you fine? - No problem. - What's wrong with you over here? - Don't use the white headphones. - Use the black ones too. So I'm not making this a racial thing today. Delco? - It might be that novel. - They worked fine this morning. I checked. - Well, they do not now, and I'm gonna have to go fucking solo here without 'em. I'm a pro, so who fucking cares? Let's rock today. God damn it, Trump's on trial. Donald John Trump is on trial in Manhattan. Jury selection has become, it might be Harlem. Is it Harlem or Manhattan? Up there. Reuters is saying New York somewhere. That's very vague. The judge overseeing former US president, Donald Trump's criminal trial dismissed two jurors on Thursday as lawyers struggled to assemble a panel of 12 jurors and six alternates for one of the most high profile trials in American history. Justice Juan Murchin, this fucking guy, excused one juror after prosecutors said that he may not have disclosed prior brushes with them at all. What did he do? - Did he keep calling people law dog? - Law don't go around here, baby. - Not sure if he did that or not. - Don't you ever put your hands on a cowboy. - But he didn't specify why he dismissed the juror. The judge had previously excused a juror who had said she felt intimidated because some personal information had been made public. She said family, friends and colleagues who contacted her after deducing she was on the jury. I don't believe at this point, I can be fair and unbiased and let the outside influences not affect my decision making in the courtroom the juror said. - Just say you're a coward. - That's it. Just say you don't want to be on jury duty. - Well, I mean, you can't say that 'cause they won't dismiss you for that. To be honest, if I was on this, well, on this particular case, I would probably stay on it just for the lulls and I would do wild shit. I would first take it super seriously and angle towards being the jury foreman and then I would completely derail the entire process. - Yeah. - For no fucking reason other than the waste of government's time 'cause fuck 'em, you know? But in a normal jury situation, I would be doing everything in my power to get the fuck out of it. - That makes sense. This one's gonna go a long time. Now, they did have seven people say yes to the dress in this, two of Trump's jurors are lawyers, actually, which is very odd to me. That doesn't happen very often. So if there wasn't enough plot twist in this goddamn thing, two lawyers will sit on the jury. Now, that could be good news for the former president, according to some experts on juror behavior, especially if Trump's defense team plans to mount a technical legal argument and try to win an acquittal. - And the technical legal argument would be the one that we talked about a year ago, which is that the only reason he's being tried for it, the only reason that the miscalculation, which is what it is on the financial paperwork, is considered a crime is because it was in the furtherance of another crime or to cover up another crime. And that crime is a completely separate jurisdiction in Atlanta, which has not been adjudicated as a crime yet. So technically speaking, this should never have been, this should never have gotten this far, shouldn't have gotten past grand jury. This doesn't meet the requirement to make any of these things anything other than a fucking citation basically, right? - No. - Now, the other side about whether or not it's good for Trump with these two lawyers are the two law firms they come from. The first one is Huntin' Andrews and Kirth LLP. And if you look on OpenSecrets.org, about 61% of their spending on political candidates goes towards Democrats. So that's not great. - 61%? - Yes. - Well, it's not NPR. - No, it's not, not as bad. Now, if you look at their more recent expenditures, it's still about 60/40, but they do spend some amount of money, not in 22, not since 21, but they spend some amount of money on Republicans. And these are the partners at the law firm, by the way. - Okay. - 60/40, though, also they're in New York, right? - Yeah, which isn't, no, no, that law firm is out of Houston, I believe, actually. - Oh, okay, 'cause obviously, like some of that, it's like, oh, maybe they gave money to a Democrat or like in Texas, you'd be like, give money to Republican, but it's only because, like, that's the only person who's gonna win the race. So you're maybe donating to a primary campaign. - They're in Houston and they've given quite a bit of money to Beto. If that tells you anything, like multiple people have given quite a bit of money to Beto. So the other law firm, we don't know the juror's name, but the other law firm that the other attorney juror comes from is from Detmer Gunderson. And if you look at their expenditures on political candidates and just the 2022 election cycle, 90% Democrat. - Yikes. - In 2024, 100% Democrat and 20, 20, 94% Democrat. So he's definitely getting fucked. - No matter what happens there. - Now legal experts who said the reason for having lawyers, not having lawyers on a jury is that they're not emotional thinkers. The profession requires them to do analysis and emotional thinkers get more easily swayed by the other side that goes first. That tells a good story, which is like the normies. You know? Like if you get somebody from like a real New Yorker, like a homeless person was on the jury there. And he was like, man, I don't know what's happening here with Mr. Trump, but I think the prosecutor is presented a good case that guy could be swayed, whereas a lawyer can't be swayed. Now, there's an interesting term that they use to describe one of the law firms here as a white shoe law firm. What does that mean? - A white shoe law firm is a firm that mostly just services Ivy League or upper class clients, right? - Okay. - Some of the modern managers, I believe people generally speaking, but hedge fund stuff usually. - Well, if this is involving essentially campaign money at this point, would that be a good or a bad thing? - What do you mean? - That's to have a white shoe guy in there, because they would know the technicalities of this. - I don't know if it's good or bad just based on that, but I think a white shoe attorney would probably be more likely to decide with Trump than not. - I agree, what about a white shoe clown? So let's say they had a clown on, but they didn't have the red tips, and it was all just a white shoe on the clown. - That sounds like a poor to me, and I don't look poor people in the eyes. - Yeah, I don't look poor clowns in the eyes either. - Any poor person, I don't want to see you. - They're known for rape. - Well, now you're trudging into Trump territory, with the comments about Mexicans. - Well, I mean, they're here. - A lot of them can do it. - A lot of them are rapists. Although I do have some news on that front. - Good. - But we'll-- - It's a fair way. - I don't know if we have any immigration-related stories today. - Who cares? We're doing what we want today. - Let's see. - We're living our own world. What are the fucking goonies today? It's all over once you go up Troy's bucket. We'll be here as long as it fucking takes today. We need Dan and Chester Copperpot. - Did I mention to you that now we are encountering trained military personnel and I ask from where this is from Border Patrol. Everywhere, China, Russia, the other day, I was reading an interesting report on an Afghan, Afghani special forces operator, specialized in infiltration and deception with execution video clips on his phone. - Great. - Yeah. And then there's also been several instances of Chinese nationals running past gates at military installations. - Perfect. - Yeah. So that's good. - Yeah, pretty sick. - Just gonna be a terrorist attack in the US, maybe multiple. - Before the year is over? - Yes. - Yeah. It certainly feels like you can't let 9 million people into the goddamn country and expect everything's gonna be red. - It's like 20. - Total right now? Fantastic. - No, no, no, 20 in the last. Since the beginning of the Trump administration, although it was pretty light for him, I think maybe 750 total from him. - Did you see the ones from Africa that stormed city courts because they got kicked out of their luxury hotels and they went to go and protest? That was fun, wasn't it? - Yeah, I mean, that's like, if you're walking through your house and you see, I don't know what those bugs are called, but the ones with the big legs and wings that eat mosquitoes, right? That's their primary function is to eat mosquitoes. If you see them out in your backyard and shit, don't fuck with them. But when they're in your house, it's like, all right, maybe I'll let that go because he might eat a mosquito, but once they fucking fly into my face, I kill him and 30 of his friends. - Yeah. - Just to make a point. So I really feel like we need to start publicly executing people. - Well, we're not right now and we're allowing this shit to go on. We're also allowing this trial to go on, which is complete and utter horseshits. If you haven't heard the greatest part of this yet, judge Juan Merchant, who is somehow still alive, 'cause I'm shocked by that. - Is he old? - Not that he's old, but one would think at this point here, as shit gets ramped up, somebody's gonna go fucking nuts. Either on the jury or one of these judges or one of the prosecutors, like, I feel like something's going to go down by the end of this. And the latest one was he wouldn't let presidents Trump see Barron's graduation, his high school graduation. - I heard that was not true. My understanding was the graduation is actually on a separate date. - Pop it up. Trump made a speech about it coming outside of course. - Well, I'm sure about 25, 30% of what he says is accurate when he's in that mode, though, right? - Sicko mode? - No. He doesn't, well, he may be a Travis Scott fan. He is a hip hop fan. - Yeah. - No, I think the mode is more like 1920s politician. Just like an adjective that would most readily describe one of the seven dwarves from Snow White, followed by his political opponent's name is typically how he goes. That's the formula for it. It's like a weird-- - Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy, Chuck Todd. - Grumpy, sneezy. - Yeah, says he-- - Stroke, I think strokey is better than me. - Stroke, yeah. - It says there hasn't been a ruling on that. - Yeah, that's not what I'm curious about. Is the court date the same date as the actual graduation? 'Cause I have seen a couple of people point out that it wasn't, but I don't know who's right on that one. - And he's posting on playing congratulations at the graduation. - He is a repubed. - So Trump just requested that the judge not hold court proceedings on May 17th, the day of the high school graduations, that the judge has not ruled on that request, saying he preferred to wait to see how the trial unfolds. So this is a news story from two days ago. - Okay, so May 17th is a Friday. So yeah, that's during the weekday. - Typically court is in session there. We'll see what happens. But if he misses Barron's graduation, this is more fuel for Barron to just go over and kill the world one day by himself. - Do you think Barron Trump has a tramp stamp? - No, no. I think it's some kind of weird blood inside of him right now. - Well, he's probably been getting the adrena chrome since he was a young one. - Why not? - That's why he's so large. Nobody else in their family is anywhere close to that size. Nobody's close to that in real life, dude. I don't even know if anybody in the WNBA draft that Delco was watching the other night. - Don Jr is about my height, maybe six. He might be six one. I don't know his hair is kind of big. So it's hard to say. Eric is about the same height. And the women are all tall as well, but not-- - Drop the six three. - Six seven is not six one. You know what I mean? All the other kids are shorter. Now I don't know Barron, which one have the same mom? Barron's the only one from Melania, right? - I believe so, yeah. - I think the two sons have the same mom. I think Don Jr and Eric have the same mom. - Yeah, and then Ivanka's daughter, right? - Yeah. - 'Cause otherwise that would be weird to name your daughter. - Yeah, after your wife's wife. - Well, so I think actually, yeah, those three have the same mom, I think. And then it goes to what's her name, Tiffany, and then Barron. - Oh, I forgot about Tiffany. - Yeah, we always forget about Tiffers. - Everybody forgets about Dre, too. That's why I'm an emerald with that song. Somebody needs to write a song about Tiffany Trump. I never forget about Dre. - People do, though. - Yeah, they do. And they're wrong for it. I can tell you that. - Yeah, it's a goddamn tragedy what happens. - But what do you think the final outcome is gonna be this Trump trial here? Now that we know some of the jurors and everything that's going on. - I think it gets thrown out, probably. - I think they're gonna go forward with it. - No, I mean, yeah, I just think the jury will say this is nonsense. - But the crazy part is he's gotta be in court every single day, which I don't really understand, apparently one of our listeners wrote in when I said this the other day, apparently because it's a criminal trial, and not a civil trial that he's gotta be there every day, which is total fucking horseshit to me. 'Cause that's gonna lead him all the way up through June, probably. Can't go campaign, can't do shit. So he's been doing local stuff there. So when he gets out of court, he visited like a firehouse the other day. A couple policemen got ambushed in New York, completely visited their family as well. So he's doing things locally, but he's not gonna win New York anyways. What? - Um, do you follow Antonio Brown on Twitter? - Yeah, yeah, Amy. - Good Twitter follow. So he, yesterday. - He's out of his fucking minds. - Yeah, it may have been actually this morning. It's just AB84, if you're looking for it, but. So yesterday he posted something about Caitlyn Carte looks like she's hairy down there. - Uh-huh. - And then he posted, he does the thing called Cracker of the day. - Okay. - And it's just like some white person he's either appreciating or making fun of. And Caitlyn Clark is the day 'cause she blocked him. - Wow. - Obviously. - I get it. - I just saw it pop up, it's funny to me. - Oh yeah, it's a scroll up bomb. - Oh god. - Scroll up bomb. There it is, right there. - Yeah, well that's where he blocked her. - Caitlyn Clark blocked you. - But this is the. We can't show that on, yeah, on the YouTube. Nope, nope. Fuck it, dude. Looks like she keeps it hairy. - You know. - He's just firing off whatever, dude. - Eads, look, when CTE kicks in, there's no going back. - Well, look at the hashtag he puts in most of his posts. It's CTE SPN. - Look at the fucking first comment there. It says it's Dan Holloway's seen this. - It's always fucking Baker trying to rile me up. Like first thing in the morning, everything I see, when I pop up on Twitter in the morning, almost every morning, the first thing I see is that piece of shit trying to fucking get me riled up about something. - That's hilarious. - Yeah, Caitlyn Clark is done with the bullshit there from AB. - I don't think she looks like she's hairy down there necessarily, but. - You can't as a WNBA player. That's too much. - Too much friction, yeah. 'Cause she shaves her pits too. Maybe she had hairy armpits. I would give that some credence. - Yeah, but I don't give it that. - Look, go to, do you want to take a break? - For what? - Go to Caitlyn Clark's Instagram or something and find a bikini pecker you could see immediately. If she's got a fucking, if it looks like there's a cock down there, that means it's throwed out. - No, I think she's fine down there. Have we ever seen her in a fucking bikini? - There's gotta be some kind of picture of her or something. - I don't think there's one, dude. I don't think she lives in the gym. I don't think she's ever been on spring break. - She's a fucking teenager, for Christ's sake. Well, she's 22 now, but. - Well, yeah, she's grown. She's grown up. - Are 21? She's 21, right? 'Cause she's a junior. - Is that her in a bikini? All right, pop it up. - Let's go, zoom in on the Puss, if you don't mind. - Oh boy. - Sorry, you know where you came. - No, it's not that. I think YouTube ended up nuking this today. - No, why? - That's a tough one. I'm kidding. That's a tough one, right? - No, she definitely doesn't have a hairy bush. - Bob, it's too far away. - It's clean. - Okay, it's clean. - I don't know. Clean maybe, maybe it's shorn, right? - A landing shrimp. - Yeah, or something like that, but it's definitely not throwed out. I don't know what he's basing that on. See, AB, I appreciate what you're doing out there for America, but you really got to do your homework, bud. You're making people look bad. - He's just, again, firing off CTE nonsense, you know? - I know, but like, it's a superpower. So use it-- - Use it wisely. - Use it wisely. - Use it wisely. Next up, who is Iran, really? Iran has begun intensifying its crackdown on hijab restrictions in several cities. Over the past week, with violent arrests reported across the country by opposition groups and human rights agencies, the intensified assault on women across Iran comes as the regime announced the newer project. That sounds fun. The project aimed at dealing with anomalies has involved a heavy presence of the morality police in several cities since this past weekend. According to Iran's Mer News Agency, which I love. I love, I've got the app, it's great. Police have been instructed to focus on positive behaviors and avoid using negative behaviors as much as possible. Reports from Iran suggest the crackdown has been violence, including sexual harassment, beatings, the use of tasers, widespread arrests, and breaking car windows among other measures. So I saw a lot of these on Twitter, Bob. If you can pull them up, police are just kind of getting out of their vehicles and then giving women wraps on the beak in front of their dudes and then kind of pulling away. I saw one woman being dragged by her hair in the back of a van here and I'm not sure why. What's the, what's the, you've got to stay covered up at all times? Yeah. Every fucking second. There's a lot of rules. I don't know which ones they're key in and out specifically, but definitely having the hijab on all the time. Not being in front of the male. Like you have to walk behind them and shit like that. They have a lot of weird little rules. That's fun. Yeah. They're called the morality police. So it's like the jump out boys here. Yeah. But they jump out only on women or gay people. Great. And they smack them up. They'll drive them down the street, smack them up a little bit and then dump them. So everybody out in the streets who's this pro Palestine, which obviously Iran funded the attack in a real place. But yeah. Totally. Yeah. This is what you're fighting for here guys is the hate gays, the hate women and you got to walk behind the dude. Now imagine if we did that in real life over here in America. We told all women to walk behind us and stay covered up at all times. Well, I mean, I don't want them covered up, but. Yeah. But you want them to walk behind you? Yeah. So Deena Golubov, maybe a journalist. Sure. And she's a student at Tehran's Bahaesti University. She was arrested last week. Oh, actually it was Tuesday this week, so two days ago. After posting on X that she had been detained and sexually assaulted by morality police at a metro station in Tehran. She said that the morality police violently detained her and tased her as she was trying to access the metro on Monday. She added that one of the officers made insulting comments about Masah Amini and women and General Masah Amini, I think, is that woman that they executed at what was that two years ago? Yeah, maybe that was last year, I remember. Yeah, they also have put a lot of the morality police in plain clothes now. And they're just walking around and met her at like so the subway and shit like that or the mall, wherever, and if women are acting up, they just slap them up a little bit or grab them, take them off in the vans, rape them, dump them in a fucking alley somewhere. Why are they raping them? Because they're fucking savage cunts. Oh, gotcha. They're just not good people, obviously. But this is what I meant. If you watch a show yesterday, we were talking about culture. This is what I mean when I say that the way that Islam is practiced in almost every Islamic country is completely incompatible with civilized society. The hallmark of an advanced culture isn't technology or scientific breakthroughs in that shit. It's whether or not they've left the barbaric parts of their historical beliefs behind. There's not one Christian country on earth, and I'm not, you guys know, I don't hate anybody for the religious beliefs, but I don't believe any of this stuff. You cannot name a country on earth that has a Christian government or Christian heritage that imprisons or executes people for not adhering to rigid religious beliefs like this. It doesn't exist anymore. And so when we say that Western culture is better, that's what we mean, the end. And it's not up for fucking debate either, right? And these people, should they choose to continue in this behavior, should be isolated from the rest of the world? Do not let them anywhere near our fucking country. Yeah, I agree. And when Trump banned all that travel from the Muslim countries, great. I'm totally fine with it. 'Cause I just don't give a shit about the entire Middle East. And I've talked about that a lot this week. I don't care. And these videos keep coming out over and over and over again. And if you're a woman out there, how the fuck are you in one of these protests for pro Palestine or whatever the fuck it is? Yeah, man, we wanna be in the back. We wanna be raped. We wanna fuck, how are you still doing that? I have no idea. One of my, I have a friend, she is very Jewish, lived in Israel for a while, a long time, but mid 20s, very attractive. lives in San Francisco. And she had like a lot of her friend group. It's starting to, I think it's starting to fracture now a little bit, but a lot of her friend group are those people, like trying to tell her like, well, I mean, what about what Israel's doing to Palestine? Like, that's not even a real place. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. My God, man. My God. Like, what, do you, do you, do you think that the average person, I mean this sincerely, do you think that the average person who's at one of these pro, quote unquote, pro Palestine things or just bitching about on the internet has any idea that Hamas is the literal government of Gaza since 2006, almost two decades now, Hamas has been the government and we've been funding it and using Qatar as a cut out, us and Iran actually have been funding Hamas. We're funding both sides of this shit. Yeah, well, that's something new. We've funded both sides of Iran, Iraq. We've done this many times, right? But yeah, it's, the answer is no. Those people don't know that and I'm not sure if knowing it would change anything either, right? I don't know, man. When I see these protests and I see women there or gay people, I'm like, you guys know what's going on over there, right? Like, these are the rights you want because they would fucking kill you or rape you in 10 seconds if you stepped foot in that goddamn country. So let's not pretend it's great or it's ever going to be great over there. It's always going to be a fucking shithole. So to me, again, I said this yesterday with, was it near a link? I loved it was just popping an Elon Musk thing where every single country from the Middle East is erased from my brain. I can't read it. I can't see it. I can't hear about it. All of it, dude. And it's just a blur. If something pops up, it's just real fucking blurry and I'm like, oh, well, that probably sucks. Whatever the fuck that is. You know what doesn't suck as our first sponsor, go spend.com/drinkin' bros. 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The timing sets up weekend votes on bills for foreign aid, national security, and the southern border. And it comes as members of both parties are openly considering a discharge petition that would force the House to vote on the Senate passed aid bill. Sources close to Johnson said he isn't afraid of a potential motion to vacate. That would try to oust him from his role. A separate source says they expect more Republicans to join repubes, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Thomas Massey in their motion to vacate the effort here. Greene immediately criticized Johnson's plans, calling him a seriously out of step with Republicans by continuing to pass bills dependent on Democrats. Johnson laid out his plan and a text to members saying it came after significant members' feedback and discussion. He said the text of three separate bills, aiding Israel, Taiwan, and Ukraine, the latter of which will be structured as a loan and include accountability measures. We'll be posted shortly. All right, we talked about this I think a week and a half ago here, the loan thing. Let's start with that with Ukraine. Why bother? They're not paying that fucking thing back. - No, that's not gonna be a country. I mean, what are they gonna pay it back in, dead bodies? - Not sure. - I'm not sure what utility that's gonna have for us necessarily unless you're planning on using that dead body to get a loan at a bank, which again, we'll address later. No, this is bullshit. They're just trying to find any way they can to keep this war going. That's it. And doing so at the expense of Ukrainian lives, this is the message coming from Mike Johnson and the neocons that he represents and all of the Democrats. Funding our friends' summer homes and the military industrial complex is just worth more than Ukrainian lives. - Yeah, they don't get fucked. - The end. - Yeah, that's it. And as far as splitting up these bills goes, I don't know if he's just saying this or this is gonna actually happen because then that would force Congress to vote on Ukraine by itself, Israel by itself, Taiwan by itself, and then the border by itself. Now, that's what I think it should be. Will that actually happen? Not sure. Fuck. Three out of the four shouldn't be even voted on in the first place. It should be just the border and our border only. I don't know why we give a fuck about these three other countries other than the things you just said two seconds ago here. This makes no goddamn sense to me. What are you gonna say Bob? - I wanna say Trump came out with a statement on this today as well. - What did he say? - I'm too social. Why isn't Europe giving more money to help Ukraine? Why is it that the United States is over $100 billion into the Ukraine war more than Europe? And we have an ocean between us as separation. Why can't Europe equalize or match the money put in by the United States in order to help a country in desperate need? As everyone agrees, Ukrainian survival and strength should be much more important to Europe than to us, but it is also important to us. Get moving Europe, and then he blames Joe Biden for the war starting. - Yeah, and look, I agree with him on this. - But he wants to keep funding Ukraine. He just wants Europe to pay more. - And look, if you're in that stance of, hey dude, I think there's a serious threat or whatever, putting Europe up against it first by saying, hey guys, give us some more money and then we'll consider giving some more money here on top of this. Great, because we all know the fucking answer to this. Europe isn't gonna give a goddamn dollar. He tried to get us out of NATO, he tried to get us out, what was the other one? The Paris Climate Treaty and all of the-- - The Paris Accords, we left the Iranian nuclear deal. Yeah. - And so he's saying, hey guys, if you want to treat this seriously and actually win this fucking thing, give some goddamn money and then maybe we'll pony up some in the end as well, because he knows goddamn well, they're not gonna do it. - But are we pro giving money to Ukraine now? - No, I'm not at all. No, nothing, I'm not pro anything somebody else said, no matter who the person is. And I think nobody else should be either. If you're basing your political talking points off the words and beliefs of another human being, then you're a fucking idiot. - And I think personally, why he said this is, let's see if anybody else is actually gonna give a fuck about this war or about this country to do anything and then maybe we can do some shit about it. - Well, if you remember, he did go to NATO, Bob, I'm sure you could probably find the video, but I don't know if it's really relevant now, but he went to NATO and told them they don't start spending more on GDP, Russia, or like shit's gonna go down. And the German ambassador's like, "Ha ha, look at this fucking guy, fucking dumb." - We played it on the show. - "Fucking dumb ass." Yeah, and then he mapped out everything at that table of what was going to happen to the entire fucking country. - And I think he was, I think during that meeting he was specifically talking about all the immigrants they were allowing in. - I think he saw gas. - Oh, that's right, yeah, that's right, yeah. - Well, first it was an energy independence for Germany, then it was war, and then it was immigration. And it's like, all of it came true, and all of it's happening now. Some countries are starting to fucking do some shit about immigration over there. - Got some breaking news here. - What do we got? - Blah, blah, blah. So Mike Johnson tried to amend the rules today until he get rid of the motion to vacate. - Really? - And they got voted down. - Boy, you don't say. You don't say. - What's the word that starts with F, and ends with Agate, that I could call him? I'm having a really hard time thinking about it. - Me too, man, nothing is coming to mind here at all. - Is anybody got any? (laughing) No, all right, maybe just let us know in the chat. - I think he's gonna be out of there pretty shortly here, but how does this shake out over the weekend? If there is a vote on four separate bills, like Mike Johnson was implying. - Well, he's not, yeah, I mean, that's not gonna happen, probably. - No, that's not gonna happen. - I would expect, and the other part of that is, the next, after he fails this weekend, this is, I'm just reading tea leaves, but I assume that Senate Republican leadership is probably going to go to him along with the whips from both chambers and say you need to fucking announce your resignation so we can have a vote without the Democrats taking over the speakership. - Yeah. - That would be how I would handle it, frankly. - I mean, at this point though, does the Republicans even deserve to have this slot anymore because they can't figure it to fuck out? - No, no, no, they don't deserve to exist. I mean, it's a fucking bullshit party. - Mike Johnson, by the way, said he will take personal risk. Pull up this video, he just gave an impassioned speech on why we should fucking-- - Personal risk? Fund Ukraine. - If you want to take some personal risk, Mike Johnson, how about you empty your own bank account and send it to Ukraine, then pick up a fucking rifle and go there. - He can only do that as his son says it's okay. - Exactly. Play this video. - There are accountability. - This is the one here. - No, that's true, his son checks his phone to make sure Mike Johnson isn't jerking off. - Really? - You didn't know that about this? - No, I didn't know that. - Breaking news, there are accountability. How do you not know this? - I didn't know that. - They check each other's devices to make sure they weren't looking at anything they could get their weiners on. - Well, Bob, hand over your phone. I need to check yours. - Totally stuff that gets your wiener heart on my phone. - You're married, Bob, and I think you should respect your marriage and your wife, and I hope there's no videos on that phone of yours, okay? Now, let's play Mike Johnson's impassioned speech here. - My philosophy is you do the right thing and you let the chips fall where they may. I don't, if I operated out of fear over emotion to vacate, I would never be able to do my job. Look, history judges us for what we do. This is a critical time right now. A critical time in the world state. - What do you want to talk about history's judges? - I could make a selfish decision and do something that's different, but I'm doing here what I believe to be the right thing. I think providing lethal aid to Ukraine right now is critically important. To put it bluntly, I would rather send bullets to Ukraine than American boys. This is not a game, it's not a joke. We can't play politics with this. We have to do the right thing. And I'm going to allow an opportunity for every single member of the house to vote their conscience and their will on this. And I think that's the way this institution is supposed to work. And I'm willing to take personal risk for that because we have to do the right thing in history judges. - Okay, singing press pause here. - What just an absolute piece of fucking shit. It's selfish for American people to not want to send billions of our dollars, to get robbed by the government and then have that money sent either Ukraine or to their friends in the military industrial complex while they can't put food on their tables for their families. That's selfish. That's a, what country do you fucking represent? 'Cause it's not this one, for sure. - And I want to go back to statements about sending bullets over boys. I don't really like the term boys there. - They're trying to create this false dilemma where if we don't send all of our money and weapons to Ukraine, then we're going to end up having to deploy troops, why? - Why? - What's the red line in the sand exactly? If they just fucking nuked Ukraine tomorrow, what would be our responsibility there? I would say nothing. - And what would we lose? What would the world lose if Ukraine got nuked? - Well Ukrainian people. - Right. - Like I like Ukrainian people, they're good people for the most part. - But besides the people, 'cause you always look at the big picture with exports or whatever the fuck they have there, what does Ukraine have that the whole world needs? Like the middle east I understand because of oil and shit like that. So wheat would be a big one for those guys? - Yeah, wheat, I think they produce 12% of the world's wheat and then a bunch of natural gas, mostly for Europe. And that's been a problem. That's why they're, that's one of the reasons that they're having to lean on us economically so much is because they can't export their wheat corn or natural gas because Russia has them blockaded essentially, right? - Okay, do we get any of that wheat in America? - It's mostly for Africa, I think. We grow our own wheat and corn here. - Do we get any of that? - If we pay people to not grow corn here. - Do we get any of that natural gas over there? - I don't know if we import any of Ukraine's natural gas. I wouldn't think so. We have the largest natural gas reserves in the world, so I don't think so. - So I'll go back to what Trump said. So why isn't this Europe's concern? Because if it's that much, over Europe. - No, he said it was both of our concerns. - Nobody said Europe should give the fucking money and then we'll give some money afterwards. But Europe's got a pony up. - He said we both should be paying. He said they should be paying equally but we both should be paying. - Yeah, he's- - We've already gone in though. - He's been bitching about this since he was campaigning in 2015 and '16. Like no NATO country other than us commits to NATO. Like no other country in NATO, not one, spends 3% of their GDP on NATO. - Yeah. - Or are on national defense rather. Not one other than us. We're the only ones that do it. So just to contract NATO. Like hey guys, you haven't really been doing what we asked you to do. We're gonna terminate this partnership. Maybe start doing what you should and then we'll check back in in five years and see if you still exist. - But people flip the fuck out when he said that and they wanted to do it. The House of Representatives is expected to vote on sending additional aid to Ukraine and Israel on Saturday. By the way, so Saturday is what they're locked in for as part of the $95 billion military funding, Jesus Christ. So yeah, that package currently, as it stands, says it is gonna be divided into four bills. The third issuing funding for Taiwan. How do they sneak in Taiwan out of all this? - We still have to kind of be involved in Taiwan enough to keep China from just completely taking it over until our microprocessor plants are done here in the Midwest. - Okay. So that one we need? - Sort of. (laughs) - If you wanna buy trucks and play stations and shit, yeah. - Do we? - Yeah. - Yeah, we need to. We can't have that again. There's too much trickle down. There's too many industries that get interrupted when vehicles don't get sold. - Okay. - It also fucks up the vehicle market pretty badly. - Now, seeking to appease the more right-leaning flank of the Republican Party, Johnson announced a fifth bill to provide further funding for security measures at the Southern border with Mexico, a policy many in the GOP have made clear is a top priority. Each bill requires a separate vote. - That's exactly how it should be. - Right. So if that actually goes down on Saturday, like they're saying, how do you see that shaking out? - Well, his only real hope for this, I don't think these bills will even get to the floor, and here's why. So his hope for this, and you can see that the bottom of this article in Axios, his hope was to get rid of that vacate rule, motion to vacate rule before he put those bills out individually. - Okay. - And he expected Democrats would help them while they didn't, so. - 'Cause they want him out of there. They want him, he came Jeffries in there. - Yeah, who came Jeffries who, man, I was fucking going off on him earlier. What did I say to that piece of shit? Hang on, let me find it. He said something about defending democracy against all enemies, foreign and domestic. Nope, the constitution. Did you read your fucking oath of office there? You fucking dummy? The constitution against all enemies, foreign, domestic. Not democracy, we're not even a democracy. - Democracy is the-- - That's the fucking buzzword for this election for Democrats, though. - Democracy will die, even the Washington Post. Remember they changed their fucking motto when Trump got in office the first time? Democracy dies in the dark. Fuck off, and fuck you, Hakeem Jeffries. It's Obama 2.0, I get it, dude. He looks and sounds like him, and they really want it instead of Biden, and they're waiting for him to die off. I don't know when that's gonna happen, okay? But Jesus Christ, get Mike Johnson out of there. Get him all out of there. I don't know how this is gonna go down on Saturday. I'm imagining, though, there's gonna be a shit ton of Republicans voting for this. For some of this bullshit, they might have the numbers on some of these. They want more? - They'll, I think they will have, well, I don't know. I don't think they will. I'm not sure where the freedom caucus, as it is, stands on Ukraine, funding regardless of its alone or not. I don't know. - How many votes do they need to pass, Bob? - You need 218, typically, to pass in the house. But they're four short, I think. - They're a couple short 'cause they're resignations, yeah. - Yeah, but I don't think all the repubes are gonna stay along party lines on this one. - No, and I don't know if Democrats will vote again. Like, they love that military industrial tit, too, but I don't know if they're gonna vote against it just to fuck him over and get him out of there. - Interesting. - If he tries, it makes political sense for them to vote against it even if they agree with it, 'cause it'll force him out. - And it's just, I think, probably, electorally, it's smart to make them look like a mess, right? So they can't get anything done, their party's a mess, don't vote for that party. That would be my guess as to why they wouldn't, yeah, why they would keep fucking sinking anything you put out there. - Yeah, the whole thing's gonna be a goddamn mess, and since there's not a lot of sports on Saturday, televised this in prime time, let's see the votes. Cut into ABC, NBC, CBS, and Fox, let's see this shit on prime time. Go to fucking CW, too. I don't wanna leave the CW out. - Yeah, make 'em fight. Let's see it, let's see it live on air. - I wanna see, like, Macho Man style stuff. - Oh, yeah. See, AOC's heavy's out there, and, I mean, really pump up the people. You know, record ratings for the WNBA draft the other night, put AOC front and center, put, who's our hot one, Beaubert? Let's put Beaubert and her Boltons out there. - I don't know if that's not the hottest one. - And have the two of 'em go, that's from each party, who do we got? - I don't know, on the repute side, but it does, you mentioned the WNBA draft and the high ratings for it. It doesn't it feel like, remember that scene where Thanos says all that for a drop of blood? And it's like all that for 75,000 a year for the best player we've ever seen. All right, cool, man. - You know where she got her money, by the way? She just signed a massive deal this morning with Nike. So she got eight figures for that shoe deal. - Yeah, and that makes sense, because she's got a massive brand and social media presence, but personally, I'm actually gonna boycott the WNBA until they raise their salaries. And solidarity, right? I won't watch one WNBA game until they raise those salaries. - Is it weird that I think they should only raise the salary of Caitlin Clark, because that's all, like, I'll watch for a third. - I think they should pay her five mil a year, probably, and not pay anybody else. - That's what I agree. - Like just like the Harlem Globetrotters, just have her and four other people play anybody and I would probably watch it. - That's it, yeah. I'm gonna tune in for her, and that's about it. - Bob, I don't know why you're looking at an actual political website for who the hot ones are. - I was just, you know, I'd get a rundown of all the pictures, just like a little yearbook, and then-- - I see. - It's Beaubert and the Boltons, versus AOC and The Heavy, dude. What do you like? Do you like big naturals? - Let's see. - Or do you like the Boltons? - Anna Paulina Luna, the Air Force Girl. - Yes, she was, shit, she did drinking bro ads back in the day. - Yeah, I mean, she's a little bit kooky, but she's been doing some deep shit. - She was nice in real life. - Yeah, she's nice in real life. - You and I chatted with her for a while. - Yeah, I just, like their politics there, it's very similar to Beaubert who's not smart. - Pull up that last photo, Bob, that you had with the red dress. - Yeah, but she's a pretty lady. And then somebody said Maya Flores from Texas as well, but I don't remember what she looks like. - I don't know, Maya Flores, like, yeah. - She's the one that won this Democrat heavy seat down here in South Texas. - Yeah. - The Mohican. And they said she wasn't Mohican enough or something? - Yeah. - She's the brown face of white supremacy, maybe? I don't know what they're saying now. - That ain't Texas, friend, okay? But look at it, that's fine, but Beaubert in the heavies, dude, like, I mean, the Boltons, I gotta give the edge to Beaubert still. - I mean, this is airbrushed all to hell and back, but she's not a bad looking lady. - She's, yeah, 'cause you and I have chatted with her. - No, that's Maya Flores. - Oh, sorry, they all look alike. All Mexicans look alike to me. So I apologize for that. That's on me. - I would say Anna is probably better than Lauren Beaubert, 'cause she's not a fucking imbecile. - You gotta take that out of it. - I can't. It's one night. - No. - It's one night at the circus circus and Vegas. - Here's the problem, I don't pull out. - I understand. - And I don't wear condoms either, so I have to be prepared to raise a child with this person. I don't fuck anybody I won't raise a child with. - Really? - That's right. Because with Beaubert, let's say can you get it out of your mind that she works at Burger King? - That's not the problem. The problem is that she has circus music playing in her head all the time. And you can tell just by looking at her face, look at that picture, put it up to your bob. - You did her dirty, Bob, you fuck. You did her real goddamn dirty with that photo, dude. - Look at that fucking double vein going through a forehead full shit, Bob. - V for fucking vendetta. - That's fucking horseshit. - That is fucking horseshit. - That's West fucking Colorado, buddy. - Show her jacking off that dude in the theater, dude. That's the bobert we know and love. But yeah, show her that one with Trump, look at that. - Oh, man. - He had to lean down, she's probably a tiny. - That's where she is small, she's like five, three, five, two, maybe. - I have not had her in her room. - Which is, that's normal for a woman, the son. - Look it, Bob. - She's not a midge or nothing. But she's probably wearing heels right there too, you would think. - That's a fun time, guys. If we're going Congress, that's a fun time. All right, yeah. But it's bobert versus AOC. I don't want to hear anymore about it, dude. - I just, I need to get jerked off at a higher class of musical, you know what I mean? Like you're going to do a movie adaptation into a musical, like give me, you know, a wicked or something. - Bob, you're not getting jacked off in Wicked, friend. The tickets are too high priced. Here's the thing, you got to be willing to get through, to be thrown out of the theater. You're not getting thrown out of Wicked. Tickets are too hard to get, it's like Hamilton. You're not getting jacked off in Hamilton, or it's just like, all right, shit, dude. Are we going to get thrown out of Hamilton? - I have to get jacked off in Hamilton, because as soon as they start talking about slaves, I'm bricked up. - That's true. - You know what I mean? - Yeah. - So something's got to be done about this hog. (laughing) How far into Hamilton did they start talking about slavery? - I've actually never seen it. (laughing) But I assume it comes up, right? - Was Hamilton even black? - No, he's West African. - Okay. - From West Africa, but he was like-- - No, no, it's in the West Indies. - West Indies, I mean, but he was like French in English, I think. - Scottish a little bit, yeah. - Yeah, something like that. - And wasn't it Lin-Manuel Miranda who played him? - Yeah, he's a Mohican, I would think. - Yeah. - I play at a Rican or some shit, what was he-- - Quit, quit a Rican, yeah. My guess is it comes in in the third song, so about 10 minutes into the musical. - Okay, so about 10 minutes into the musical, so that's when you need to get jacked off. Then if you get thrown out of there, Dan, that's expensive. - He's Mexican and Puerto Rican, yeah. So I can't concentrate. Like it's gonna ruin the show for me, to be honest, and let's be clear, if you see a random dude getting jacked off in the theater, maybe that ruins the show for you. That's not-- - Not me. - But the lights are mostly out. - Yeah. - They had to use fucking night vision to catch her jacking that dude off. I don't think anybody around them even noticed, so fucking mind your business, man. - What are you gonna do with your load, though, when you're finished? - Well, that's her problem, not mine, buddy. - I'll tell you, I'll tell you, Bob, you go to that Hamilton gift shop beforehand, get one of those Hamilton coats, and then lay that down over your private parts, and you get jacked off and do a Hamilton coat. - Well, I think Deadpool actually solved that problem. - Which is? - Popcorn bucket. Have you seen their popcorn bucket? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think you gotta keep it, though. - They made those, so what they said in their press release was that, and it was kind of jokey, jokey, but they said they made the opening too big, and it looks like a Sarlac mouth, or whatever the fucking Liz Albian, or whatever the fuck. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That sounds a lot like buzzing me. - Pop it up on screen, there. - But it's Wolverine and Deadpool, and they have retard looks, and they have a big hole in their mouth. That right there will work for me. - Is that real? - Oh, yeah. - It's great. - Yeah, they're doing it to make fun of the doing-to thing, but that right there will work. Like, it doesn't have to seal around it if I'm putting it in there and getting jacked off. And it's already comes with butter, so it got lube. - Then I'll just leave it in the bucket, and when we're done, when everybody's applauding and shit, I'll fucking throw it up on stage, when everybody's throwing flowers, just semen. - Just semen and popcorn. It's getting hurled at Lin-Manwell Miranda. - I hate, like Hamilton says, I'm not throwing away my shot, right? - That's all he said? - Yeah, I'm not throwing away my shot. You gotta keep it in honor of the musical. - You do have to keep that shot, for sure. - No, I don't take come to a second location. - You leave it there? - It's a rule of mine, yeah. - You never travel with semen. It's a mistake. 'Cause you'll end up leaving it in too many places. It's slippery. - It is, dude. - And you're just turning everywhere you go into a fucking crime scene. I'm not doing that. - Yeah. - I've committed too many crimes as it is. - I'll find you. You don't need that DNA out there. - Next up, sponsor was, we got my bookie.com. 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TikTok, which is owned by Beijing based company ByteDance, has repeatedly denied a relationship with the Chinese government and sought to distance itself from its Chinese origins. But now with the fate of legislation to force the sale of the company facing an uncertain path forward in the Senate, the Chinese embassy appears to be leveraging its political weight to protect the company's future in the United States. Why? Because they're making a fuck ton of money, I would imagine. The government is? The company. I know the company is, but why is the Chinese government give a fuck if it's just some random company in China? Because we sell companies over here all the time to overseas and different countries and all that other shit. Why would it matter? I don't know. I really don't know what their intent is. I think they just don't want to get boxed out of the best market for tech, probably, right? Yeah, that would be my guess. But who knows? China is usually a couple of steps ahead of the US when it comes to information operation and shit like that, because we're fucking idiots. Like we just don't feel like let's go get involved in these wars. You know what war is China is involved in right now? Which ones? None. They're involved in mining, lithium, and cobalt, and shit, in Africa. That's what they're doing. We're getting involved in geopolitics for some reason. No idea why. Which costs us money. You know what I mean? It's like their ledger is mostly credits and ours are mostly debits. But with this one here, if the Chinese government is getting involved, this will lean into the conspiracy theory that obviously they're using this to scan kids' faces in DNA and ID and all their other shows. Who gets a fuck? Every Apple phone is made in China. Every one of them. And every child looks into one and all their biometrics, their retinal scan, their fucking facial geometry is all in there already. It's over. So that's like saying that they're fucking scamming people to get a copy of the phone book or something. No, it exists and it's widely distributed already. That's nonsense. I don't-- what I don't understand is why the US cares. But I guess I kind of do. I think it's probably because they're angry that China is doing to American citizens what they're trying to do, but they're doing it better. Oh, I got you. Right, yeah. Because the US government tried to leverage Twitter, all social media really, and all of corporate media, legacy media, whatever you want to call them as well. To program people and it worked, they stole multiple elections doing that, in my opinion. So it worked pretty well, but now they have this huge-- they're being rebuffed now by a bigger portion, bigger segment of-- there's a lot of buyers or more, because people feel duped by them now. Whereas nobody feels that way on TikTok. People just keep consuming content, right? No matter what they put on there, it doesn't matter. Whatever the new trend is, eating tide pods or whatever the fuck, the people fall in line and do it. So China is just better at it, and the US government is either embarrassed or angry about that, probably. Yeah, because I'm with you, as far as the phones and everything else, those tiny little Chinese hands are making all this shit over there. It's kids, obviously, in factories, or just closets. You could probably pop 18 of them into a closet and have them make shoes, phones, all of it. I've just assumed they've been scanning our faces and everything else forever, but the people in Congress were saying, hey, China wants to do this because of their own selfish needs to figure out everything about Americans since age, fucking 10 or 15 or whatever. This certainly lends itself to that. I just want to shut the fuck up about it if I was China. To be honest, I think it's probably more something like what Elon's doing with Twitter, which is using it to train his AI machine. That's what I think. Like, for the last 25 years, including the .com era, the most valuable thing you can get is data on people. So you can leverage that data. You can sell or you can package whatever you want to do, even if it's stripped of all the PII, the personally identifiable information, and leverage that to some company that's trying to market and sell their product. The new thing that's going to control everything tech-wise and our day-to-day lives from programming robots to do jobs, to assist people, make movies, all this stuff. It's AI now. So even if you take a loss on something, let's say, TikTok was upside down. Twitter is upside down by at least $20 billion right now. But Elon doesn't give a fuck because that's not the point. He's not trying to make money on Twitter. I don't think he's trying to make money on it. What I think he's trying to do-- and this is why he's made it a priority to get all the bots off. It's not for user experience. It's to get clean data to feed into his AI engine that basically runs Tesla, like all the cars, which is a smart move, right? It's like running a fucking social media company at a loss for 10 years and collecting mountains of data on people like Facebook did, and then selling that data, and then going from a $3 trillion market cap to what's Facebook's market cap now, meta's market cap, Bob. I mean, it's in the tens or hundreds of trillions at this point. 1.28 trillion. Jesus Christ. That's the value. The market cap is-- It's at, I'm saying, 1.28 trillion market capitalization. Man, maybe I'm looking at the wrong word here. Which is worth. Either way, dude, it's so much goddamn money that I'm with you with Twitter as far as that's concerned. You make just enough to keep it afloat so you get all the shit you want for the AI and everything else, and then you can hop on down the bunny trail and use it for what you actually want to use it for. In the meantime, he can have some laughs, some shits, and gigs on there, and kind of control people's lives. Because it is funny to see how many people actually do make money off of Twitter, just being on Twitter, posting on Twitter. And then if that were to shut down, especially people on the left who hate Elon Musk, if you were to shut that platform down, I don't know what the fuck they would do for a living, some of these people. Yeah, I mean, there would be some suicide. I mean, there's so many fucking people over there where-- There are people who don't even make money on it. That's just their life. Like, what's his name? Keith Olerman? Yeah. All he does is angry tweet from his toilet all day. Rob Reiner is one of them. If you took Twitter away from Rob Reiner, I didn't even know that we would know he's still alive. They don't have any marketable value or skills or anything like that, right? No. It's just like, I'm an angry dude. And I speak in however many characters Twitter used to be. What was it, 128 or something? I don't remember. Yeah. So-- That's it. That's it. That's kind of all there is here. By the way, there's some fucking-- There's a breaking news here. Students are occupying the West Lawn at Columbia University in support and solidarity with the students arrested in the Gaza, solidarity, encampments, and the Palestinian struggle here. That's funny. Cornell West is currently speaking right now. Oh, good. Good. Because I'm sure the Israeli government is going to be like, oh, shit. A bunch of 18-year-olds don't want us fucking protecting our country. Let's just blow this whole thing up. Let's go to 1947 and start over. Play that video right there, Bob, whatever the fuck this is. I don't even care what it is. Why are they camping out on the lawn right now? For Palestine. So what is a bunch of REI equipment going to do for these fucking kids? That let's face-- look at them right now. Pretty much impossible to explain to a white man like you. Of course. So don't ask questions. Press play here. I don't even know what this is. I just want to see it live. Let's see. We both just got emails from Barnard saying that we are-- That's two they/them's right there. And for what? What's the charge? I mean, yesterday they came in. A few Barnard administrators came in and warned everybody. This is like Occupy, Wall Street. There were these large idiots in a fucking park. That we would be in terms of-- Do you have to be RIDs by 9 p.m., which didn't happen. I was able to use my ID this morning. But I guess it kicked in, just now. Yeah. I guess they decided to go through with it. But I thought they were bluffing, actually. Because this morning when my ID worked, I was like, OK. But you guys are still staying. Oh, no, we're going to stay. Yeah, we're staying. Oh, they can-- They can tell me, and I'll stay. They can spend every single one of us, and we'll still be here. They can put us in jail. We'll come back with your tent again. Yeah. We're not leaving. I heard this is also like the designated protest. Like, this is where people are going to protest. I would have killed myself with these were my kids. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That would be the appropriate protest. I don't even fucking feel you as a parent, I feel like. Well, speaking of weirdo tranny's, an 18-year-old female student from Rockville, Maryland, who is a tranny, was arrested today, a couple of hours ago, for planning a school shooting. Great. 129-page manifesto authored by Yi. I don't know what that means. That's what they call themselves. Is that a new-- Andrea Yi, that's her name. But I don't know what her dude name is. Probably Andrew. Wouldn't you go with Andrew at that point? I don't know, man. The ones that go from female to male are a mystery to me, like the naming convention. Andy? Usually when it's male to female, it's some stripper name. For the most part, it's just some dumb stripper name. Because that's-- it's like the whole drag thing. It's a caricature of what they think a woman is. It's not a real woman. So it's like, oh, my name is Delight. Like, how is it? Is it? Why don't you fucking delight the fuck out of here? Yeah, why don't you blow out Delight and then get your ass to sleep? [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] But yeah, with this fucking shit that's going on right now, again, we'll go back to what we said at the top of the show, these two women would be fucking killed in executor in Gaza right now. Yeah, they're not even wrapped up. Yeah, do you-- do you know how shocked people are when I tell them that there are Arab Muslims and the IDF? You know, that's a thing, right? No, I didn't. But these two chicks right here would have to be wrapped up from head to toe. They'd have to walk behind dudes. No way would they even be able to have a tent and have a little sleep over in the middle of the park. I don't even think there is a fucking park in Gaza, is there? Is there a park-- is there a dog park out there in Gaza? Sure, I mean, it's just like wherever the dog wants to take a shit, you can't tell a difference. I mean, it's all rubble now, so it doesn't matter. But yeah, there's 1,500 Bedouin Arabs that currently serve in the IDF. OK. Man, just seeing these better fucking faces, like, how do you not know what actually goes on over there? The other thing, too, is the report that I'm reading right now is there's currently 2,000 or 3,000 of them that are occupying the lawn. Send them over there and just say, hey, if you guys actually want to help, like, just get-- we'll get you a plane. And, you know-- Do you remember that scene in Enemy at the Gates where there is handing one dude a rifle and some ammo, and another guy just a bandily of ammo and goes, hey, when that dude fucking gets killed, just pick up his rifle and start shooting. Yeah. Same thing. Back up a truck full of guns right at the Poland border and to start passing guns out to all these blue hairs. Like, hey, the world's depending on you. Go get done. You can do it, right? Bob, play this video real quick here, because this makes it seem like this is set up. How does everybody have the same fucking color tent? Let's see. All of these tents are identical. [INTERPOSING VOICES] So press pause right there. How does every single student have the exact same tent? That doesn't make any sense to me, man. So I'm going to be spawning this bullshit. It was purchased by a labor union. This tent, man, I'm not totally sure. This is again why I think we need fucking a homeless age away system in the US. I wish those were hardy F tents. It kind of looks like this tent you can get on Amazon. Do you want to get-- I can talk to Brandon and get tents made, and we'll pass them out. Is that homeless people? Yeah. I'd be fucking great, dude. Let me really get that hobo marketing. We text him right now about that, as a matter of fact. Yeah. See what he says about it, but-- Oh, speaking of Weirdos, Josh Wolf texted me this morning. He and his son are going to come do the show like three Fridays from now. Oh, fucking great. No, I love this. We haven't had his kid on before, but he's fine. No, no, he's great. Anyways, looking forward to that. Next up, Adwise, we got bioproteintech.com promo code, drinking bros going to get you $30 off over there. Man over 35, you're going to want to hear this. Sorry, dude. Shit sucks, you know? Shit sucks after 35. There's nothing you can do about it except take some fucking bio pro plus. What is it? 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Another student allegedly took offense to the term and threatened to fight McGee's son, forcing the teacher to contact the assistant principal. The staff later deemed the term to be offensive to Hispanic students and punished him. Because of his question, our son was disciplined and given three days of out of school suspension for racism. McGee wrote to the Carolina Journal. He is devastated and concerned that the racism label on his school record will harm his future goal of receiving a track scholarship. We are concerned that he will fall behind in his classes due to being absent for three consecutive days. She also stated that the school has so far refused to remove the suspension from her son's record, and that her family has already begun working with an attorney. There it is. You knew a lawsuit was coming out of this, right? Yeah, it sounds like the mom there is just trying to fucking make a couple of bucks, to be honest. But it is interesting to me that the student who threatened actual violence, the Latinx child who was upset by words, threatening actual violence, no repercussion. But a guy who said a phrase that is stock standard, it's a literal phrase used by the federal government, is suspension worthy. I'm surprised the federal government still uses it. They don't now. Do they strike it? But they will again, when Trump is in office. Should he win, obviously. Hopefully, I don't know. I don't know anymore, dude. I don't know anymore, I hope. We hope Papa Trump gets back in there. No idea. But yeah, this, look, you do any of this shit these days in a high school? You're getting sued immediately. Even that fucking Indian kid, Fort, deadspin. Remember they accused him of being in blackface, and then they sued, and deadspin went by by-- Oh, yeah, what was his name, Josh? Running Bear, little child by the river. Rick, Rick, Rick, Dave. Yeah, Rick, Rick, Davey boy, blackface. Whatever his Indian name was, not real sure. He sued everybody. He sure did. Wait, you mean the child at the Chiefs game, or the kid that-- The child of the Chiefs game took out deadspin, and then the other one, who was the one in Washington, D.C.? Nick, something, sandball. Nick, sandball. But he, that wasn't anything to do with that. Do you think Nick's sandball is related to our sandball that's missing? Oh, is that sandball? Not sure. I've got a meeting with TechStop tomorrow. Bob, can you check on that? Yeah, look for Lizette's sandball. While you're doing it, find out how Hershel's doing, if you don't mind. Yeah. How is Hershel doing? We haven't checked on that before. Bob, is he down by a point down there? No, and all sincerity, I've got a meeting with TechStop tomorrow at noon. If you had to guess Hershel Walker's IQ, what would you say? Now, 100 is the average American IQ. I'll say 32 out of respect for the late grade O.J. since Alice's number. I think Down syndrome is 50 to 70. Yeah, I'd say he's beneath it. I'd say he's at 32. You know, because he likes vampires. He likes the fun stuff, like vampires. Because usually Black dudes are into like ninja movies and shit. Kung Fu, they love that stuff. Yeah. Right, that's their thing. I'm talking about the nerd ones, the ones that are in the shit. Like comics and vampires and shit like that. They wouldn't be into vampires and werewolves. They're not fucking-- no. Teenage white girls like this shit. Yeah, I was going to say, you got that, Mark. Sparkly high school vampires? That's a teenage white girl thing. Twilight. Yeah, Twilight. But if you're out there, Hershel, I'm sorry, I think it's 32. Only because he rushed so hard that he probably hit his head a few times. A lot of CTE for Hershel. Yeah. I believe he fought too, didn't he? Didn't he fight in the UFC or something like that? Did Hershel fight? Yeah, that's still his profile picture on Twitter. Look at that. Boom, dude. That was last week. Sure was, dude. He's out in them streets fighting vampires and shit. Raising them hands, dog. Let's go, Hershel. Fuck, I wish he was on the ballot for our election show this year. Does it say run fights? When is that what it says over there on this thing, on his profile? Good for him, dude. I'll vote for him no matter what he runs for. Same. Just because I think it's funny. I think he could change America. Man. I think he could change America. What's the video that he's still got up there? Is that a campaign video that he's still rocking? Yeah, yeah, this is his old campaign video. And that's still at the top of his feed? Yes. For the audience, play it, Bob. He hasn't really tweeted in a while, but yeah, here it is. Well, he's busy, Bob. He's one of the most genuine people that I think you'll ever make. The quality and the fabric of the man is top notch. And his values have been formed in small towns right still in Georgia. And those are some good values. The biggest thing to me about Herschel is the heart of a server leader, because he wants to give back and to help the people of Georgia and to benefit Jordan's. Herschel is just a good man. One of the best. He's cut from a rare cloth. I'm Herschel Walker, and I approve this chore. Oh, damn it, man. And he didn't win. Look at that. That was the guy that was going to lead us out of this fucking bullshit. Bob, will you find that this is just for my-- Yeah. For me. That Herman Cain campaign commercial where there's smoke and he just slowly turns into the camera smiling and nodding. It's the creepiest shit I've ever seen in my life. Is he the inventor of Godfather's Pizza? I don't know if inventors are you saying that. Because I do not want any slander against Godfather's Pizza, which is still one of my favorites. Godfather's Pizza is terrible. It's amazing. It's so good they sell it in stores. Remember we looked for it in Chattanooga, Tennessee? Yeah. It was closed down, and I was super fucking pissed. But I think you found it in like Whole Foods? Are they selling Whole Foods? Yeah. [LAUGHTER] If you're looking to really send some shit into the studio, don't send wedding invitations or anything. Just send Godfather's Pizza. Obviously make sure that it's packed in something so that it maintains its freshness. But send some Godfather's Pizza into the studio. What's this one, Bob? Is this Herman Cain? Yeah. Yeah, it's at the end there. 2012. He's dead now, right? Yeah, Trump killed him. It's right. I think it was in-- COVID, right? Pahinics. Yeah. Pahonics, I think it's called-- Operating Officer of the French-- Yeah, we don't need to watch the whole thing. Just go to the part where him is doing that weird shit. I don't mind that white man speaking for a little bit. [MUSIC PLAYING] Fuck yeah, dude. I believe in that guy. Yeah. Herman. Yeah, Herman. Now play the Mike Tyson version because that's a thing too, because it's 2024 and that's the world we live in now. Is he doing one too? Oh, yeah. It was on Funny or Die, I think. Yeah, I got it right here. That's awesome. I don't know what all he says. It's just the ending fucking so funny. [MUSIC PLAYING] Hello. I'm Herman King. The man who was shouting the number nine on your TV. I used to be the CEO of Godfather. Yeah. You know I've just got a photo picture. I've made my children hate pizza. But now, I'm ready for president. And leading in the Republican polls. Why? Because the tea party loves crazy, more than the hate black. And I'm crazy with the shit I've wracked. And I'm not going anywhere. I'll win this Republican nomination because the drug court, I can. And we'll be much crazier. Tang. I'm going to wear a flag pin, the side of a fat baby's head. Tang. And show off the cool handshake me and Jesus have been working on, but when it comes back to Earth. OK. My alternative energy plan will be to use illegal aliens as human batteries, like in the matrices. I'm probably going to talk to fans in this version. Taco Tuesday will be changed to pizza Thursday. Tang. Finally, a vice president nominee will be a computer program to think like Ronald Reagan. Please insert a jelly bean into my USB port. I run on jelly beans like Ronald Reagan. I love you. Chocolate might be the flavor of the week, but crazy if the taste for Republicans never tie up. I want to be with your president because this can is able. And if you give me time, I'll make you a favor. [MUSIC PLAYING] Way better than the original. Both equally great. It's a tough call there. It's not a tough call. They are equally great. It's like hurt by nine-inch nails. But then-- I like the Johnny Cash version. Most people like the Johnny Cash version better, yeah. Man, dude, I forgot about Herman Cain. Let's not forget, though, how great Godfather's pizza is. How much would we have to raise from the audience for you to get a Herman Cain tattoo? Oh, for me? Yeah. So here's-- Is it his fucking head or-- It's his head. Yeah. So we're thinking about doing some crowdfunding for the seltzer, actually. Yeah, why not? Why not? The same way we did for the movie, back of the day. Well, because everybody wants it open in their states, but it's super fucking expensive. Yeah. So raising money to do that and then giving people whatever having a pool of equity for the public or something like that. But also, obviously, we would have to incentivize these things somehow. Correct. What would be the dollar amount that I would get a Herman Cain tattoo? Yes. All right, so are we we're talking face? His whole head, yeah. His whole fucking head. Well, I mean, you don't want just the face. And what the fuck would that look like? No, I mean, like a portrait, right? Yes, like the Hillary ties you on. Pretend you're Mexican. And he's your family. Oh, OK, great. Pretend you're Mexican, and he's your abuelo, abuelito. Yeah, abuelo. I don't know what a fucking-- Abuelo. Yeah. OK. Well, that's grandfather. And then abuelo is grandmother. So if it was my abuelo, we're saying-- let's go three by three. Three inches by three inches possibly four inches by four inches. Yeah, probably. I mean, that's a lot, because I get a-- I get to explain that to my kids. Probably going to 100k for something like that, you know? I think you should go higher than 100k. Because we're talking about equity, stakes, and companies. Hey, guys, hear me out on this? I do respect Herman Cain for he was the CEO of Godfather's Pizza, so that plays into it. I'm not going to discount what he did as a great man who served this nation proudly at Godfather's Pizza. If you get a tattoo of Mike Tyson's face on your body, you also get the tattoo that he has on his face. No, but I think you have to get the baby. Doesn't he have a baby tattooed on his arm or chest? And whose baby is it, too? You know what I'm saying? Like, is it his own baby? Or is it him as a baby? I'm not really sure which one it is, but a face tattoo kind of ends the discussion. I'm talking about, like, we set the total amount. We need to raise, whatever, $1.5 million. Sure. And if we hit that, then you get his face tattooed on. Not from an individual donor. He actually does have a baby tattooed on his chest. OK, so who is it? It's his daughter who died at the age of four. Oh, that's sad, I don't know that. Fuck, I didn't know he's got a daughter that passed away. What's your name? Fittingly, it's Exodus. That is a title of a Bob Marley album. There's also a book. No, it's probably the Bob Marley album. Have you heard of him? No. Bob Marley, it was a great album. I mean, the Exodus is literally the Jews leaving Egypt. Exodus, music for the people. That's probably Bob Marley. I'm going Bob Marley. Just because it's-- Well, there's a new movie coming out. I saw it. Bob Marley, he and I, but me and Bob Marley, share a birthday, by the way. Do you really? Bob Marley, Ronald Reagan, Babe Ruth, Hitler. I think no, Hitler's 420. Yeah, I saw the movie, by the way. Is it good? The actors are good. It's shot well, but the script isn't very good. Sorry, it's too bad. Sorry about it. You can watch it. It's out now and streaming. Next up, we got the new murder bot that came out. This is a fun one. Boston Dynamics has retired its original humanoid robot and unleashed a new model called Atlas, which is fun. The pace is fast. The step's still a bit jerky, though significantly more fluid than many of the new commercial humanoids to which we've been introduced to over the last couple of years. Bob showed this fucking thing. Oh, my god. I mean, it bends in ways that you wish your fucking wife bent. My god, this is going to kill us all. What are they going to put a badge on this thing? By the way, this is not AI. We earlier on RPR, you showed the AI trailer where the Henry Cavill is bombed. James Bond, yeah. This is not AI. This is real. This is real. So it took me a few views of this. Bob, and you can play it one more time. Yeah, it's a crazy dynamic thing. It's still kind of herky jerky in the motions and stuff, but this thing is fucking crazy. Crazy. And it's going to kill us all. Yes, that's right. Yeah. How many years until they make enough of these before they turn on us? Because let's face it. What the fuck could we do against this thing right now? I mean, so some of the things that cleaned up, they made it look nicer, like not as threatening. I don't know if it was just the black mirror stuff that made it look threatening. I don't know, right? They hid all the cables. They used to be exposed cables and wires and stuff. Those are all hidden, shielded now. They took some of the armor off of it, I think, which is probably a good idea. But yeah, we're all going to die. We're all going to die. And that thing-- so the face on that thing looks like a giant mirror that your wife would use with one of those ring lights on to get ready in the morning. Maybe that's what it's for. So the robot can look directly into her eyes as they're fucking. Man, this is not good for any of us right now. Well, I mean, think about it this way. You put a flashlight or a cock on that thing, and it can turn its face into any face you want. And then I'm all for, but I don't need the powerful robot bullshit to go along with it. Just make it a sex doll, then. Anything-- any thing is a sex doll, if you use it properly. Sure. But with this, though, man, that looks like a train killer. That's going to kick down my door, and then probably shoot a laser out as I'm eating the last slice of Godfather's pizza and make my entire body evaporate. Well, I've told you about some of the new-- we were talking about this at the Masters, actually, regarding how the West, as it is, might retaliate against Iran. And I don't think this is an altogether bad idea. So the new drones that we have have something-- there's an AI-driven technology called swarm. Technology is swarm, like a swarm of bees or something. Which means you can program 20, 25, 50, 1,000, who knows, however many drones. And they operate as a single unit, kind of like the individual parts of your body, or like a hive of bees or something-- I don't know what the collective noun is for ants, but whatever that would be. And then there's a similar tech and AI that communicates with all of the drones instantaneously. So you can give it like 15 protocols. I want you to defend this road. I want you to look for vehicles that have this particular color. I want you to look for human beings that are carrying weapons, shit like that. But you can also program direct facial recognition, right? So if you had retinol or facial geometric scans of everybody that works and the government ever ran, you could literally just unleash 1,000 drones, fly them over Tehran with those people's faces. And it'll sit up there and monitor the ground until it can find their faces. And it just goes and kills just them. Yeah. And I'm all for that. I don't want to be killed by a robot. I wonder how it would-- what would it look like in Iran tomorrow if we did that and just all of a sudden, all the people are still there, but the entire leadership is gone. We tried that in Iraq and it didn't work out so well. I don't think-- just the Middle East. And again, I hate to keep harping on the Middle East. I don't think anything's going to help them ever. I really don't. I think if we took those drones in there and just nuked out all these fucking people and said, hey, create your own democracy, you can be free and not wrap yourself up in a bunch of bullshit or not be gay or whatever, I think they would still find a way to fuck it up. I think the Middle East is just because of the religion-wise, going back to what you said earlier. I think it's too far gone, man. And if you believe in that shit, you're not going to change people's beliefs. You're just not. Thousands and thousands of thousands of years later. And especially in a family tree that's built on hatred and all this other shit over years and years and years, you're not going to change it ever. And I think it would be a party for two to four weeks in Iran. And then after that, they'd be back on their bullshit and somebody else would take over that's just as equally horrific. Sure. And then we could send 1,000 more drones with all their pictures. Well, now that's just fun at that point. So that would be great. And then we keep doing this over and over. It's got to be entertainment value. It's like raising children, right? They do something dumb. You crack them in the head. They do something dumb again. You crack them in the head again. And then they do the right thing and you give them a little treat. What kind of treat do you give to Iranians? Oreo? OK. I don't think they've had them before. Not hydrox either. Like real Oreos. The real ones. Probably double stuff. Or maybe quad stuff, which is where you take two double stuffs, pinwheel them, and then fucking put them together. Imagine watching Iranians have double stuff to Oreos. It's got black teeth. And they're just anti-shit, dude. That could revolutionize everybody. I know Kendall Jenner changed the world when she gave those people a Pepsi. But a double stuffed Oreo over there? Fuck yeah, dude. They're all in. I'd be all in on that. Why not? 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Next up, excuse me, Mitha Offithop, an Indiana woman is facing a narcotics charge after she called 911 to report purchasing an inferior batch of methamphetamine. And she wanted to file charges against her drug dealer. I get it. I feel like this should be a thing. You should be able to do this, for sure. As alleged in a probable cause, affidavit Sarah Harris, 34. She sounds white, Bob. Pull up. She's definitely white. She's a honky. She's like a middle-aged white woman. Damn, we got a fucking honky who's doing this shit. Shit. Pull her up. All right. It makes sense when I see her here. She's got a new fun shirt on. Oh, man, Sarah Harris, 34, twice-made open-line calls to the police emergency number, which prompted an officer to visit her residence to ensure that everyone was OK. During a conversation with a police captain, Harris declared that her Mith was not what it was supposed to be. She explained that the drug left her feeling as if she was going to have a heart attack, which is also what Mith does. So how did she know, I guess? It's a different kind of heart attack. Not the fun kind for Sarah here. Jesus Christ, man. Put her picture back up there. Oh, boy. This is the way this happened, dude. Harris said that she noted that she in a friend had, quote, smoked a bowl of normal Mith before she subsequently attained this Mith. Apparently, believing that the local sheriff operated a better illegal business bureau, which is not a thing. Harris requested that the drug be tested. She gave them her drugs and asked them to test it and said she wanted to turn the person in who provided her the Mith now while speaking with police in her home city of Bedford, Indiana, which is probably close to Gary, if I had to guess, because Gary's kind of the epicenter for this stuff. Sure. Or maybe that's changed, but-- Who cares? It's India. Harris made the mistake of handing over Mith-- handing over her Mith and then the contents of the small bag of which carried a red peg design later field tested positive for methamphetamine. So she was just wrong. Yeah. She also said that she-- This is easy. Click on the directions thing and then type in Gary. She also said that she snorted a line of the Mith and felt something different when it touched her skin and nostril. Yeah, she said it burned or something. I don't remember exactly what she said. I read the whole article somewhere. It's a three hour drive from Gary. This is kind of near Kentucky, basically. Oh, well, that makes more sense, doesn't it? You know? That's a four hour drive. That's $3.54. There's really no reason to ever go to Indiana. We went one time, and I'll never fucking go there again. I'm all done with Indiana. Notre Dame is a shit hole of a campus. The campus is nice. No, it's not nice. You didn't like the stadium. It's old, the stadium sucks, the people are terrible. Actually, the people are pretty nice. You don't want to go to a tin caps game? No, the-- here's the issue that I had mostly with Indiana. It's that Danica serial murdered people all over the goddamn state and made us stop at each one, like, oh my god, we have to revisit every crime you've done. She showed us where she stashed the box. I'm going to dinner with her tomorrow night. Are you really-- And I'm telling everybody. Why? I'm going for that thing. Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's right. Me, Tulsi, and-- And Tim Kennedy. Tim Kennedy. Yeah, that'll be our Monday show. Anthony's going to Charlotte, North Carolina. Thereabouts. And then, yeah, if you're in the Charlotte area, come to that, you can find it on-- it's in my bio on Instagram, the link for the tickets and shit. There's also a concert with Gary Sinise, Lieutenant Dan Band, on Sunday, yeah, which that'll be what I'm doing most of Sunday. And he's the-- I've said this before, but Gary Sinise has done more for veterans than any human being I know. Yeah. And Sarah Varardo, who also be there, who runs the Varardo group in the Independence Fund, is probably number two on that list. Yeah, and we'll air that show on Sunday night here. It'll be Dan Holloway, Tim Kennedy, and Tulsi Gabbard. And I believe Delco, you're flying out, right? Yeah, I brought to you by Delco. Yeah, brought to you by Delco. Well, not this city. It was supposed to be Giorgio, but he's too busy. Is that Coachella? He's too busy fucking following. He's probably stalking Taylor Swift, if I'm being honest. No, Taylor's got-- it's Tade. She's going to do the album out tonight. Yeah, but she was at Coachella yesterday with-- She was watching over the weekend. Yeah, she's not performing there, I don't think, right? I think Giorgio is probably at that K-pop thing. Wait, they might do some album launch activations there. I don't know. It could. I do think that Giorgio is probably a stalking blackie. I don't know. He's stalking somebody, for sure. For sure. Giorgio just informed me that the time of the event was when I was supposed to fly out tomorrow, or on Saturday, I guess. So I had to reschedule my flight. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. That's nice. That's actually kind of surprising. He's usually on top of stuff like that. When it comes to events and stuff, he's usually on top of it. What are we going to do to shame him? I've already shamed him. Oh, good, OK. As long as he's been shamed. Yeah, he's been shamed. Now, he's already pissed in a diaper on a live show. On a fucking-- what was it? The Super Bowl show three years ago or four years ago? Yeah. Four years ago. He diped up. He diped up for a rightfully so. Yeah. Rightfully so. But this woman's retarded. I mean, it's a class six felony, which carries a maximum of a 30-month prison term. But to be honest, I think what they need to do is get her in a GED program. Yeah. I think it would help. And Lou, like, hey, why don't you go learn something in lieu of this? Like, at minimum, learn how to not turn yourself into the police. Yeah. I feel-- I don't know if there's a class you can go to for that. But find that and send her there. Her rap shoot by the way includes convictions for theft, meth possession, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated. It doesn't say on what? No. No. She's a great lady, Sarah Harris. And we're wishing her the best here. Yeah. I think it bros, OK? Get better soon, Sarah. Or just get better math and then just not call the police. Last but not least, to today, weekend at Bernie's earlier this month to Ohio women, Karen Kasbaum, 63, and Lorraine Bia Ferrarlo. It's a lot of words. We're both living with 80-year-old Douglas Lehman when the elderly gentleman passed away. That's when the two women concocted a plot to withdraw some final money out of the old man's bank accounts. They loaded him up in a car and drove through the bank's ATM. They made sure the body was seen by the bank tellers as they withdrew $900. Then the pair drove Lehman's body to the hospital and dumped him off without any information regarding his identity or theirs. When the identity of the men was ascertained, the women were arrested and charged with gross abuse of a corpse and death. Yeah, Bob, if you look at the link, the Boston 25 News link, you can see these two Emmy award winners. That's them right there. Now these are the two Ohio women that tried to weaken at Bernie's and get a loan. And it wasn't even that much money. It was, they tried to withdraw $900. And a bucks. Which maybe they knew what he had and that was what he had, right? Which is suspect. Like if somebody, if you're a banker, and I don't mean to tell you how to do your job or nothing, but if two people wheelchair somebody in that's really pasty white and can't sit up straight and their eyes are closed, chances are it's a corpse and they're getting the money. And then you can definitely know that's the case if they ask for the exact amount that he has in his account. Well, the wild thing, too, is if you look at them, these look like the girls who should be on meth, as opposed to Sarah Harris from the story before also-- I think it's pretty clear they are. I think, but at that age, can you really do meth at that age and stay alive? But also, here's the smart thing, though, that they did. They probably, on the driveover with a dead guy, they thought to themselves, all right, $1,000 or more, you're probably going to get flagged for this, and then you're going to have to come into the bank. So I think they went just under. They price is right. The number there. And they said, hey, let's do 9 hunch. And I think we can get away with this, and nobody's going to give a fuck at that. I don't know if I buy that, to be honest. That's my guess. I think some thought went into this. Not on the chick on the left. Show that one, Bob, that chick. She's checked the fuck out. The one on the right seems like the brains of the operation. Yeah, there's a new study out that shows that people that believe in astrology have lower IQs. Really? Makes sense. That woman on the left definitely believes in astrology. She sure does. Mercury's in retrograde, so I've got to rob this old bitch. So by the way, I don't know what the other part of the story here is, if the old man didn't have any family or anything, that is a victimless crime. If there's no estate for that money to go to-- and let's all be honest. You've got a super hot wife. She dies, for some reason. You don't throw it at her one last time. And then empty out her fucking bank account. Depends on how hard the body is, if it's stiff and soft. Well, that's-- you've got to keep it warm. And that's the other thing, if you're-- so I gave banker advice. This is advice from people that are trying to pull off this crime. Keep the body warm. Probably put some foundation on their face. And get behind-- everybody always forgets behind the years. Get behind the years, too. Because the dude's going to turn gray when the blood stops flowing. You've got to do all of it, dude. You can't half-ass it if you're going to fuck a dead body. I just want you to be successful. No, they're not fucking them. I don't think. Well, TBD, I guess. Yeah, we'll see. I mean, if he gets Rickamortis and his wiener perhaps. I don't want to rule it out. But this was March the 9th, right? Yeah. So fast forward two weeks later happens again in Brazil this time. And this time, we do have pictures of the body, although they blur it out. Well, Bob found the real pictures. We're on YouTube, so I don't think we can show it, right? Yeah, why not? It's just a dead dude. He's dead, of course. So we did this story, Ross Gunners. There's no way they thought somebody was going to believe that's an alive human being. She almost got away with it. The head tilted back in Brazil. She was pulling out $3,400 out of those accounts. $2,500. Well, yeah. Yeah, it's Lyra. So yeah, about 3,400. 3,400. And when the head went back, she's trying to hold the hand up to get him to sign off on it. That's when they were like, oh shit, I think that guy's dead. I like that. Now, she tried to claim, after they called the police, that he died during the signing of the body. Right in the middle of it, huh? Correct. He was good when I brought him in here. When I wheeled him in, totally alive. Checked his pulse right before he came to the door. Totally fine. Everything was on the up and up. And then, all of a sudden, this is Biden's-- this is Bidenomics right here. You're just taking dead people to get money out of them. And I don't blame him. He's not going to miss the goddamn money, for sure. Now's the point of the show. He gets to the drinking bro of the week. Who's back there? Who do we got? Are they still here? Come on up, kids. Oh, fuck's sake. Come on up. If you're at home, you can also submit on drinking bros.com. I just click on the old drinking bro of the week's submission form there, and you're good to go. Do you want to sit on each other's laps? That would be very natural. OK, pop that up about an inch from your face there. All right, here we go. Boom, there you go. What's your name, sir? Ross Graziano. Well, this is shit. Ross 2.0, it was Jessie called me earlier. Did she? She did. Not my words, not my words. I've never met another Ross in real life. Same, honestly. That's amazing. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. Do you want to say anything to me, or-- Yeah, congratulations, sir. Super happy that you got to meet me. OK, great. But also not vice versa, like, hey, it's nice to meet you, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Reciprocal. OK, yeah. Jessie was caught on the upgrade. Oh, no shit. The upgrade issue. Yeah, the better version of Ross. No, I like that. Her words, not mine. No, I get it. I get it, absolutely. Who do you want to keep drinking bro of the week, too? So I'm going to have-- outside of this guy who's been my best friend for, you know, about seven years now, it's Nolan Howe. Guy I worked for, I've been best friend since middle school, always been there to support me, lean on him. It's just great to have a person like that in your life that you can, like, legit come to the problems and they have solutions. Oh, yeah, that's great. That's fucking awesome. How long have you been listening to the show? About four years now. No, sure. Yep, yep. Fuck, we've been this our ninth year, man. Yeah, I pretty much started listening to you guys. And when you guys went full time, like, just every week. COVID, yeah. Essentially, yep, yep, there. Yeah, damn. Who's your buddy here? Yeah, this is-- Yeah, so-- Pop on it. You're not going to give him the chair, huh? Look at you, Ross. No, I didn't want it. I didn't want it. You wanted to stand, dude. Look at this guy standing to deliver. Put the camera on his lovely face. I'll go there. There you go. So I'm Charles Gilpin. I'm from North Carolina, or where I live now. I joined the military many years ago, some originally from Oklahoma. Got to come down here because a front of ours is going to be at a car show. OK. And so another big YouTuber, Puddin's Fab Shop. So go into that. All right. And so that would be my drinking bro outside of this funny looking guy. So that's Jacob Warner. OK. Friends from high school. He got into YouTube probably 10 years ago, but didn't really get into YouTube till a couple of years ago, and going really well for him, just somebody I've always been able to communicate with and get advice from and that kind of thing. When it comes to vehicles because we all have those problems. Yeah. Which is terrible. But yeah, it brought us down here and brought me back. See the better looking Ross from what I hear. That's their words and I'm like, no, no, I understand. Totally understand. Totally get it. How many subscribers does your buddy have? Around 250,000. OK. 160,000. We're in that range too, but I doubt we're going to gain any more after this episode. Jesus Christ, huh? No, that's great. So I just started listening about three weeks ago. Whenever we were coming down here, he was like, you got to listen to this show. We're coming down here. Yeah, definitely going to continue that. Going to jump on that Patreon, that wagon. I appreciate it, dude. It helps support all this shit and we keep it open. You guys can booze all day. You're drinking hard AF Seltzer's all day today. Absolutely. Having some laughs. But yeah, there's shows where you look back at what we just did here today. And I'm like, they're going to delete this channel. I'm going to just show the fucking dead guys trying to sign off for $3,400. We're all going to hell. Well, I mean, actually, this woman's first, but we'll be right afterwards. Yeah. OJ's keeping it warm for us. I can tell you that. RIP juice, where were you when OJ Simpson done? Do you remember? I'd have been in Fable, North Carolina. Right there outside of Fort Bragg. We refused to call it Fort Liberty. It's not a real place. Nah, it's not a real place. So yeah. Would you guys have a moment of silence or what'd you do? A couple moments. Yeah. For all, for Ron and Nicole. That's right. So I just want to make sure that the channel got deleted forever. I didn't want to leave any stone unturned here, so. 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