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Chopped Chumps - 4.19.24
"Chop Chumps" is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store" to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap! Howard, has anyone ever done a DNA test on Joe Biden? I'm sure that they'll all find that he's much more cannibal than Elizabeth Warren. My Uncle Bobo was a traveling circus clown. Their airplane crashed into a remote island full of cannibals. When the cannibals ate my Uncle Bobo, one looked at the other one and said, "Does something taste funny to you?" "Hey Joe, I don't have to choose between democracy and freedom, 'cause I live in Florida." You know what I was thinking? "If you're gonna sell family, why not put like 50 sparklers in each hand?" "When I look at the demographic, demographic, that is gonna save me this November, I see dead people." "I'm shocked, shocked, well not that shocked." That deal, huh, Omar's daughter got arrested at the Columbia University Anti-Israel protest. Joe Biden says that Americans are supposed to choose freedom over democracy at breakfast he asks for scrambled eggs over easy. Donald Trump's trial as New York City Democrats really fired up. "That was your last chumpline message." "Thank you for calling Howie Carr." "You chump." Chump Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap.