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Chopped Chumps - 4.18.24
Joe's uncle might not have actually been eaten by cannibals, but these Chumps won't him live down this goof. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.
- Duration:
- 2m
- Broadcast on:
- 18 Apr 2024
- Audio Format:
- mp3
Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store" to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap! The ACLU loves DEI because they're both full of S-H-I. My favorite hockey player was P.S. Le Pew. You could smell these shots coming! Joe's told some pretty big whoppers over the years, but uncle eaten by cannibals? That's pretty tough to swallow. Biden's pat himself on the back for the Kennedy endorsement. You know what? The Kennedy's and the Biden's all deserves women the same cesspool. Boom! The president of Mexico has to be his polite move on Tijuana on Juarez. Can he strike back? And I told him if he wants to make a minor incursion into San Diego, C.C. Badre. So the most famous family of retrobaits in the history of the United States have let it be known to one of their own that the Kennedy name no longer resonates. My uncle Bozy was a paratrooper before there were parachutes, and he was found by cannibals. They were towing down one of the savages went through his clothing and found a joke book. He turns the other cannibal who was still filling his belly and he said, "Oh, I thought he tasted funny." That was your last chumpline message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump. Chump Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowieCarShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas. The deals are endless, and they are cheap.