The Group Chat
#101 - BRO WHAT IS GOING ON ðŸ˜
Ladies ladies ladies and general man. I walk you and me'll back to the group chat podcast episode 100 Where we're wearing group chat 101 right now one-on-one studies, baby like a class I ain't getting too far into the podcast. We'd like to give a big shout out to the sponsor of the group chat podcast raw meat oh Rummy raw meat raw meat Wait, wait, wait lean raw meat Hey, hey, she leans into my raw meat till I blowhole she leans into my raw meat till I cook it up with some rice Put a little I eat this raw Yeah, no, dude. That looks so good. Have you guys ever had raw meat before I actually I've had it before like beef Just like that. Yeah beef hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard. I took one of those stringy things Like a black spoon that's gross. Yeah, what I don't know looks good It looks like you would just like taste like candy not candy, but like I'm like see no We it looks like intestines, bro. I know I know it there. We guys ever had ravioli out of the can. Yeah, Chef. Where are you? Yeah, do you have to cook that or do they already cook it's already so you can just eat it wrong I ate it cold one time cuz I was just so impatient. I remember you did that. Yeah, yo throw back to when we got the motor Oh throw it He just threw it back. He's eating the plant He's an animal nice. Yeah, I remember yummy was like you ain't ever been in the trenches until you've done this It's true cracks open up chef wordy thing and start eating the raw We went to gas station. I got a plastic spoon and a chef where he can just crack it open right in the heart I was eating it whole the real person. I know it's good. Like it's straight up. It has all the flavor in the world It does. It's really really tasty. I like spaghetti o's with the hot dogs cut up in it. You're like a little kid dude You're being rocked back and forth for videos with the Spaghetti o's a little bit of salt peppers. So parsley. Oh Bro, come on a little cheese in mine. I don't know what you got going on grunk You look red. He's eating a pie. I'll stop right there play. Oh Intescence It's gonna capitalize on that entire momentum food fell Dude my that felled directly on my keyboard and now there's crumbs everywhere There was a bug that flew into my keyboard keys. I know I know this morning. I've been chilling with the fly I swear to God. He's been a bit chillin with the fly the shillest fly I've ever been with in my life It's in the corner on top of my books and he's just like sitting there He was looking at me for like ten minutes mind was under the F8 key and I saw him crawl out And I was like hey and he crawled back in I was like there's a chill safe a chill be in the old house that he was chill He died. It was a hornet to nest above our front door. We killed we killed them inside We literally shot the wasp spray inside. We have one red paper wasp. It doesn't matter. He was chill though Yeah, I was I'm not aware of this dude. I went to my truck as long as you show remember the video I sent you guys I was at my trunk and I opened it up right before fully opening there were two flies fucking on my trunk Oh, yeah, and I was like, yeah, you're a weirdo. You're recording right on you like Dude, come on. That's like animal behavior. Do not doing that shit do dragonflies go crazy. They're in mid-air doing it They don't even know the way it's like mother nature. Yeah, it's beautiful It is dude have you ever had like a big old bulbous fly like behind a blind and it's the loudest thing on planet? Yes Like the way that you did that dude. Yeah, it's like that dude. He's eating them out Are they 69ing they are what happened? Wait, are they six nineing right now? They are what does RSPP did they just they just like location dropped where these guys were doing it? What where dragonflies me and get salt home RSP B1 Like a location. I bet you it is We're so home. Oh, no, we would have a girl This year, you know the cicadas how they only come after a certain amount of time coming 17 years I think there's There's two broods. There's one that happens every seven years and one that happens every 17 I'm pretty sure and they're both they both fall on the same year this year Locusts the plague on the day of the eclipse after happening raining frogs. Yep. No In the movies dude wait, dude, this is like a movie. I'm being for real. It's over the Bible time So there's gonna be like hella bugs the dog Just all like catch at once I know her clips drunk Would it be would it piss you off if it did all happen at once dude Am I scaring you? There's like a high there's like a highway conversation. Oh, yeah, there is I see like the intersection in the middle See like the lights like green and then it goes like that and then it stops it goes red and then the green Here by the new movie coming out. I actually did there's like new movies coming out like it's called civil war The plan of the apes well Avengers doesn't know there's a new movie. It came out It's called civil war and apparently it's getting really really good reviews because of the audio the sound did of course It's just wrong do different random thing. Do you think there's vine booms and fart reverbs in there like an Isaac Well, let's get announced look up some more movie The customer Wait, what is good enough remember the last podcast we talked about who would you pick on the Civil War and I chose Avengers and Compton? Do we just like wow he did do that we did do that? Why are we looking at yummy? Oh, cuz he's made it up. He made it up. I made it up, dude I made this move Isaac chose Atlanta and go to go to all real quick and then just add the word movie movie movie Atlanta versus the Avengers. Oh, it's gonna be a night the audio, dude. Oh my no So apparently oh, this isn't like the actual Civil War is it's like a modern Civil War The the audio people were saying that when they watched it They actually got scared cuz they felt like there was like someone actually had a gun in the fucking movie theater. Oh my god Okay, it was so good. I mean apparently. What is a 24-minute. Can we go? Can we be watching movie heads? What is a 24-minute? Awesome 24 movies and movies. Okay. Well, it's by a 24. They're awesome 24 movies, you know they make a lot of horror films and they're really good. Well, like psychological horror They just make a lot of good movies. Yep, but I hated mid-summer. What dude? That was like that one for me. Yeah, dude That's a weird. Why did you hate mid-summer. I'm gonna put you a set of air dude. It's like You're supposed to make a movie with them. You're supposed to make a movie with them. Dude, what are you on about yummy? I'm gonna do mushroom to dance in the mountain. Yeah, why'd you do that? Get fucked. Wait, is that a good movie, dude? Wow, you're so creative. It's not a grunk dude Dude psychic deluxe and just get like what railed on a mountain your cool bitch. It was more than just psychic deluxe dummy That was a whole movie, dude. It was ass yummy. Hey, there was like one part. That shit sucked, dude What the you don't movie did scare me that shit was lit right at Terry. Yeah, how'd you know I was gonna say? I'm gonna put a bubble of bummy It's way better. It's way better Yeah, it is it is pretty People said that it's like the scariest movie ever and I disagree. It's not the scariest movie ever It's just like okay the most entertaining horror movie mine is a conjuring conjuring is a conjuring dude That's seen when it builds up. Come here. Give me that damn Cantation to beat the right a terry for more incantation for horror. Yeah, it made me uncomfortable It made me really uncomfortable It made me more like look away because I thought I was gonna actually get cursed or like Just weird. It made a grunt. Look. He's weird still dude. So got it in him. They can Yeah, I love those like More movies. I took okay. I'll say this when I watched her you guys watched her editor, right? Yeah, I wanted to watch it, but I was gone so I I wanted to watch it by myself So it didn't but I also took a no way A silly gummy to watch you took a teddy bear gummy I took a teddy bear gummy and to watch the movie and I'll sit in the bean bags here Just like just watching it and I kept hearing like footsteps behind me and so I was genuinely getting freaked out I was like and then like the scene where like it's not a spoiler, but there's like The Sun is like looking for somebody and it's like in a dark house looking for his mom I think and the mom's like I was like dude, I can't watch this Yeah, that's a good. I don't know what I was gonna think of What's the one with the girl where she like she turns it to a demon and it's like a classic. It's a cold classic exorcist Like the biggest for movie in the world the first or what if she turns up that down and walks down the stairs and Where she gets exercise. What's the world called? What's the one where she works out? I don't remember what it's called work out that one dude when I was a kid. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Because my mom told me it was like look kind of real is real and then I had a cousin named Alex I don't know if he never what I don't think he's ever gonna watch this Alex and apparently He was getting like Exercised and he was like fucking up his bed and slamming it really bad And they were like trying to like calm him down and everything like that He was like sweating profusely Alex was and my mom was like yeah That was because he played with a Ouija board So when we played with a Ouija board, which it's in my room under my bed No, it's not I saw downstairs in the box Dude way to go. I told you guys about that clown, right? Like being weird. Did you throw it away? No, he gave it to his friend. That is like into the cloud. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. The clown Has have they like How do you think weird? Yeah, have they got are they okay? Have you checked up on them? No, no I'm pretty sure like the clown feels at peace with them Where's our clown? It's still frozen in the freezer. Yummy's dumbass put it in a bag of water and I put it in the freezer Yeah, because we were playing a game where like we just randomly put it in each other's rooms at different times We did do that. So I think it started with Do who actually started that? Oh no, it started it started where like we were like we don't fuck with this doll And then it ended up in Isaac's closet at the very top for like I put it up there It was there for like three weeks Okay, and I put it somewhere around Nick's vicinity. Oh, yeah, we put it next. It was like gone within the hour I don't know. No, no, remember he was like, where is it and he was like getting mad? I'm not gonna wake up one day and just like get out of bed and I just see it like Tanner, did you move it? And I was like, no, I was like lying In the movie room. That's what I did. I put in the movie. Oh, you and I remember like we were walking by his room And then we put it and then yep one day I found out don't look in the freezer and then I look in the freezer No, no, I rock I know I know what happened. What happened was After it ended up again somewhere in my room. I was like, okay. Well, it's just between me and this guy like back and forth Spiced it up, dude. Yummy was out of town and it was pretty easy So I just went into his room and I put it down right by where he sleeps like sitting there and All it took was I think for him to get home And I was like, oh, they're fucker dude. No, I just immediately found it and I put it in a bag And I was like, I'm freezing this thing. I don't want to play the dark Did you freeze the aura you feel the dark? I think I did I sealed it. It's like cardi you get nothing's happened It is like cardi no, I feel like he would do like cryogenic Frozen fuck right now. No, he's not looking them. He's just perfectly still all right snap out of it dude. All right I didn't mean that kind of snap This is why if I went out okay, I was imaginary the whole time Are my legs like fixed or that I still bend no, they're still bending bud. No, it's maybe it's my shoes They're still bending yeah Now that we're back after a small technical difficulty. I've I have a question for Isaac because I'm kind of lost here and to give Some context all right give some context Isaac walks up to me He says hey Nick did you see another black shoe that looks like this or did you throw it away? When we threw away a whole bunch of junk in the old shoe box to which we can't find his other Right left shoe right shoe, I guess and now if Isaac lifts his leg up and shows that he's wearing these black shoes Is that the new one that we had last night? No So then so you're not what about the other one is that one the new one that you're from last night? No, this is so then why don't you just wear the new one when you can't find the other one? Why don't you put one new one on your foot because first of all the reason I bought new shoes is because of this right shoe We have only found the left one the right shoe inside the soul slipping its laying around they've been through hell and back So before I know I'm like my toes can grip the front of the soul and that's annoying When you're doing walks, okay, why would you wear one new shoe? It just feel different like you'd feel like one I mean like one who cares like break one in and then the other ones like you know And you feel that you just make you just you just do it you make do but this one's fine Okay, so you just so then put on two lefts. Oh Can I can I admit some? Yeah So these shorts right here are one of one of two shorts that I have in my inventory My entire my entire life inventory of clothes. This shirt is one of three of the shirts. I keep in rotation. Wow I have I honestly love your you're like minimalistic life. I don't see any like clothes Yeah, I'm like a cartoon. I have these socks. I've been wearing these I only have one pair of these socks I don't know where the other ones know way I have way you wear the same socks Just no, I wear a bunch of different DS G ones like the white ones But if I just want to wear the long ones, I only have these ones to choose from I'm gonna be real you There are websites where you can order things Look at these shoes. I'm wearing. I'm still wearing these two. Yes. Those are so worn on the bottom. Yeah, they're sanded. No, they've got worse. Oh I don't know what happened Dude, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you understand he has a new car We asked to walk really really fast in order for it to go and to stop it. Yeah. Oh With the seal, so that's why it's dude. I thought about behind new ones But I was like still like these ones. So, you know, there's no point. So I'm gonna keep them fair enough You also know they're like calling off your feet. I don't exactly the soul is like Would you see Gronk? I said until they're falling off your feet. Yeah until there's like holes You gotta eat them and have a bow Why why which why are you so rough, bro? You want to go that me up and I want to go that you what? Yeah, you cut me with here. You cut me with you Why is it so rough right now? By the way, you have a coke you know, which one I've won You do have a coke nail. Why do you do that? Is it if you did coke would you be honest with us and tell us you drink? Oh, you would notice I'd be like I don't know if you've never done drugs. Never done drugs. Never done coke. That's how you prove yourself. Come on. Do you want Prover? It's like the equivalent of smoking and you're like, oh shit. Oh Shit, it's like an hour in in recent news. Did you guys hear about T-series? They're getting kind of scared of PewDiePie He's catching up to T-series. No way. Oh, that's right, man. Yeah I was like PewDiePie had like a kid. He's not gonna lie Nick. You're like my new source I don't know how you know all these things. I don't keep up with anything I think I don't look at anything. Yeah, what I do is I just kind of like no Isaac's your new source He has to be I'm sure no, he's my new source for like videos like like a tick tock. Yeah. Yeah, he's my new source Yeah, we're coming to my room like we've seen a bunch of alcohol. It's just alcohol Still going it's still going strong. I'm sorry. I'm the Instagram. Do you like ninja? I only go on Instagram reels We're saying hamburger. He's like ninja whenever he's like bro people are still still talking about low-taper fade, bro It's been like months That's so funny that Eric doe made that song and then immediately like two days later Ninja that gets a low-taper fade just for that song. Did you know Eric Doe likes our stuff? I love Eric Doe It's Eric Doe doe Eric doe you guys are fake? Doe. Is it actually Eric Doe? I never I we only talked to Glaive Dude glaive Yeah What is new his new look right now is really lit with it didn't he go where did he go for like four months? Like it was somewhere overseas you went to Alaska and he went to Georgia like the country country Wow Alaska's dangerous as fuck. Did I see the gang throats there? Yeah, they don't play around. I see all rap the raps in them in Alaska yeah in Alaska the rap you look something up. Yeah, has anyone ever died to a narwhal? Yeah, I bet I'm gonna guess a number oh it's really eight hundred and twenty people. I'm gonna say no recorded cash forty two hundred How do you spell that word again? What is narwha the hell? He spell it. Oh, there's it what? Do normal attack humans. You should look up How many people have died from narwhals? Yeah, look up narwhal human death counter look up okay look up vending machine deaths because that's real that is real More people died of vending machines than a shark more than shark bites. Yeah, which is her year twenty twenty one There's like account thirteen plus from falling vending machines. It's a dangerous. What are they there square? When it's a day when people try when it's America No, they're getting mad at it. They're not getting excited that mad over vending machine I would imagine imagine your food gets stuck and then you put another dollar in to hope that it gets the other one To drop and then it gets stuck. I just go to like a gas. Yeah, you just go like yeah Because everything in the vending machines a small anyway, so it's like wake up wake up you to when is America going to wake up Open your eyes all these people bro. You can walk down the street. You can just buy anything with a vending machine, bro Hey, I'm just asking just a double check or any of these cameras even on. Yeah, is there a red light on any I turned all the money for these cameras on. I don't see any red lights. I don't see any red lights. I'll take a look I'll take a look at it look see Boom there recording. Yeah, we just all went up there. That was crazy. Yeah, we're all it's like a it's like a loop Let me see my bad myself party. It's a party. Sorry guys. No, I see a lot of PTSD on this podcast I'm scared to do anything. It's always broken. I mean ADHD. No Breaking the shit. All right. Anyway, we've been talking about everything and everyone. I'll be real Hey, can I just say real quick? I I have to ask you guys individually. Do you guys individually miss vending machines? Yes or no? All right, we're turning off tenor No, because I don't use them anyway in Japan you use them all the time because that's all they had They had gas stations invented mostly true. That's mostly true They have a vending machine every every block they have a vending machine, but I didn't see a store every block Bro, we got family chicken like all the time. I know but then what we're not after this made all say it Chicken whoa you guys are stupid It was actually like you have like the Japan effect because like you can go to a KFC and get better chicken That's in America. Yes, bro. Do you remember KFC in Japan though? Yeah, it's cool. That was pretty sweet. That was good Yes, you can get better chicken from anywhere in the US dude I did he af because that's the chicken was convenient and it was really good for the convenience the family chick He was like glued greasy chicken. It was your balls glued and it was God a one-time treat I do this stick right in Japan right now, bro. I miss the boss cop You're just trying to be different right now, bro. No, trust me. I'm being if Japan was the only place you could live in you would Dude, you know, you know why you don't have to place I could live Do they have popcorn they have cream corn and vending machine. I'm sorry. I stopped this out. That's true We didn't have any machines. I'm not stopping. I need to go back to what the hell he just said cuz I was a stupidest I've ever heard what there's like bro, dude. You're like hating on Japan. He's like, oh, I'm not He was like, bro, if you call me the one place in the world had to be Japan you'd live there, bro Before you if I stand on this table with a break. Yes I'll try it. No, Greg Greg did it for like a second. Can we do a podcast do a podcast experiment? I'll stand on it. I'll stand on your fucking shit. I'm the smallest. No. No, why stand? I'm losing weight Let me do it. Let's all go to groan storm and stand real Japan. Yo, it's like here we go It's like seven out of the way way way way way way way way way way way before you do it I want to be like damn shoes off you Roll it free royalty free Oh my god new setup is how we introduce it Remember what Tanner mentioned yesterday what about the fucking sink hole underneath our house? Oh, yeah Okay, we might have a sink. All right Ladies and gentlemen the group chat runway show. All right. This is the summer spring season here. We go wait This might suck. Where are you walking to my feet? We're under that bro. Uh, uh, go away How was that Those are fun experience. That was great. I'll be real and like Japan. Oh my god You're cool Japan like you're a nice people and you're clean, you know But like goddamn learn what a fucking carb is for once in your life. Oh what a carb. Oh a carb Well, they had cars, but it was just small portions for our finances. They're bullshit, dude Oh, here's your green bean with your fucking fish. It's like thanks, dude. More is the mashed potatoes That was different. I wrote them a bathroom because I almost peed my pants Dude out back steakhouse is pretty fucking good. You were such a loser that dude remember the next time we went I was like all right. I'll try and those the worst out back steakhouse. We've ever had no one You don't remember that is that is true. That is true the last day. No, no, I know why I know why it's because I know why It's because the steak we ordered the first time they ran out of because it was a golden week special the next thing They didn't have it and then we don't fall and you know, we ate something those old rubber you hold it I'd tell you what dude the the meanest person in the whole house is tainer when he's hungry. Yes Yes, I get hungry. Yes. Yes drunk crash was bleeding. I was like, can I go get food now like what the hell? Yeah, it's like he's a different person. It's like not even normal. It's like scary. Yeah, we were there We went to out back and he was like he was like, I'm not gonna fucking hell. I'm not going out back dude I'm not going out back dude. You turn into like an actual hangry demon. Yeah, it is my parents deal with it Everybody my family deal with it. They're like we gotta go find food before he likes shuts down That's really what I do not hungry. He's like never mad. It's only when he's hungry It's all I'm never mad. Oh, it's if I have no food in my belly I'm like you're like a big baby that cries when you milk, but when you get I need to go by It's so weird though because if you're not hungry, you're not mad. It's so weird like you can't give it's because I have like low energy But I don't know hey, I'm just gonna say it out loud hangry is a word It's a real word and a real thing people get hangry is in the dictionary. I don't know it might be It's in the dictionary hangry is a word. All right, listen. If it is in the dictionary, but it's in the dictionary. Yeah Yummy Yummy, I can I can aspire to be as different as you want to be this podcast. I'm not trying to be different I want happiness or I want mashed potatoes. I want to do it fries. I want fucking change your palate up a little bit Oh, oh, let me have sushi. Oh, how good sushi and Robin dude. I eat that here But you didn't we had pancakes one day. Oh, I've never had a pancake actually down there to think about it Pancakes weren't that good. You even said it yourself. I didn't have it yesterday We were talking about the pancakes in Japan because Larry was like dude those pancakes were amazing Oh, yeah, cuz yummy was team waffle or something, right? No, let's you laugh us Japanese people have never heard about her. What there's no butter. There's no butter They don't use butter. There's no butter. What's it no butter? They don't use no butter. Why do you use butter on your pancakes? Just use fucking maple syrup yummy is yummy is actually a d1 consumer Yeah, I am I have the d1 fucking consumer More often dude if they were if YouTube never worked out I would ask for you to become a critic like actually Oh my god, you'd be an implement You'd be like you know what it'll be you'll you'll build such a reputation and then it'll be like Gordon Ramsey Versus yummy the fucking food. He takes a bite. He takes a bite. So he's just like shit Yeah, yeah, yeah Like it starts rating countries like this Dude already picture the fucking scene You're sitting down and then they serve you he serves you the food and then he like the camera pants And he's like sweating is like looking at like serious like he's like fuck I don't even know if he's gonna fucking like it all shaped and then you're gonna be like where is he from? Okay I was like it's shit. Oh shit. Oh, you know who yummy is yummy is that guy from Ratatouille He's the food critic from Ratatou. Oh, yeah, and then he bites that food He looks like the fucking kid when his mom about what he put up. What is the food? It's like it's a corn dog. All it takes is one corn dog like he's like raise it games Yeah, I go to a Japanese steakhouse like where's the French ride it? How do you spell right? You want Ratatou is it's just vegetables. I'm not eating that I thought it was pepperoni and salami I thought it was like a like a big pizza So scary looking good at good images looks like candy Yeah, so this is yummy and then you have to find the picture of him when he's a kid I swear yummy looks like a rat to be pretty kid kid version oh Oh, yeah, that's yummy right then him eat nothing. Look at me Oh, do that face. I want Cain's mom. Whoa, look at this real version That's Putin, that's Putin what that's not Putin He's cosplaying he's a tic toga That's the guy who did the July commercial and he's like I love shaving yeah, and this someone's like I like shaving to my dad My father let's shave together twin blade Look at this. It has so many razor, and it cut my so easy. What's your dream sponsor? Coca-Cola Xbox Hold on this is my first word dude. I gotta live it up. I swear to God. I told you guys this Yes because my so I'm probably like fucked up I probably have like diabetes or something my dad would give me McDonald's coke before I was even one years old Why like from a straw and then I'd see it cuz he'd come home. I'd be like coke coke Wow, that was it. No mama. No, no dad. I know I love so much. I just love sugar. I love coke You love food before french fries You have any cavities coke they no actually a really good digital hygiene I had cavities once a kid had silver teeth. I heard that cavities are genetic Really? I heard that interesting. Everything is kind of genetic. I mean everything is like you could be more likely to get I don't think that's true. You could be more likely to eat cavities. Oh, don't show that dude that 60% of two Wow to be involved genetic factors. Yeah, there you go. Wow. Yeah It's a hoax by big pharma and big big doctors. My dad lost his front to whatever you call him. Nice People like a nice high five Who's your dream fucking sponsorship french fries Okay hungry ass corn. Have I eaten today? I have it Grant who would you want your Think Xbox would actually be really funny That's like my go-to whenever I think of like funny things to say I let him made my like Apple username Xbox one and like Who's Xbox one You don't even have to like really sponsor them to I'd be I'd be doing a video I'd be doing a video or a stream And I just be like thank you Xbox and then I Was like presenting world premiere world premiere Xbox one Yeah, that's good wait. I have a new one. Thanks. All right. Go ahead the Emirates airline Emirates airline. Yeah So you're looking for the benefits of the sponsorship I'd be like you see nice that you're just out your grunk. You're getting Xbox live for free every year and he's gonna be flying Yeah, you're losing and I'll be getting early access to all Xbox and I'll get the first Xbox computer and Right now I got a lady here and I'm sorry grunk, but Sony's winning Dude everything is a trend forecast and just think about it. It all rises and falls just think about it It's kind of true. Yeah, but like when when Sony you know falls Xbox falls lower All right, what about you grunk? I mean Tanner damn You know what don't do that to me take a lot of cheese it take a look at take a look. I Would now I got two options either milk any kind of milk Damn milk or camel cigarettes cuz I could like saying I'd walk a mile I walk a mile for a cigarette I've never heard you say that bars cuz they're gonna ask everyone what would they do? What would you do for a clock? What would I do? I'd walk a mile walk a mile. I'd walk a mile for the camel the collab Have you ever spoke to cigarette? No What a loser? We got a packet started. I'll get started. I know go ahead. Oh, yeah I like how we all perfectly lit them. It was good. Yeah, we're pre the pre-lit Yeah, Isaac. Who would your dream sponsor be we pass me one? Give me these two first. What's your dream sponsor Isaac? Why are you so hostile? What was that don't throw lit cigarettes at people? Damn, that's a lot of cigarette. You have to talk and do it Yeah, I Hailed it So happens you spoke with though. I think my dream That was a good one. I like the airline move He liked it. Yeah, it's like you get oh What if I do like? Damn is as Ritz Dude, what is your break of everything you thought of you thought of Ritz crackers? Felton is gonna drawers All right guys, I gotta use a bathroom. I'll be back. All right. I gotta go take a pee pee. All right I think that my dream sponsor is either you didn't even fucking let me finish whatsoever Carlton you dumbass you know it a saga set a state that Ritz because I'm a cracker. That's hard That's hard. I just wanted to be known see he knows what the Ritz Carlton is. There's multiple All right, go ahead. Right. Well. I don't am I turn it or not. There's a lot of Ritz. It's like big big City like Chicago one dude or like one company. Yeah, dude, right? Yeah It's it's Carlton. It's like the most like no learning. Oh, oh, I thought we were talking about the crackers. No, dude Yeah, you didn't let me finish you start laughing. Hey, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to don't touch me All right. Well, I think that either my I have three different choices. Behold I Hold behold my move. I what's your three choices. All right, either. It's water Who's paying your milk water milk and fries if life had game files you're usually like guy to like the most Generic like shut the fuck up. You play soldiers 76 is your main and overwatch bro, and I'm really fucking good at it That was weapon eyes, dude. I don't give a fuck. He said he's sitting there saying I'm cookie cutter But he's cookie cutter as you can get you just said your number one dream sponsors fucking water Because at the end of the day it will always be a business. Okay, watch. Here's my option number two fucking Bitcoin make that makes sense It doesn't that's your point. I'm sponsored by fucking I think that's like come on man. God dang Your image Would not it would not do Satoshi Ashimoto. What's the name Satoshi a photo cuz you're the Whatever either that Bitcoin the guy who make Bitcoin Bitcoin water or I Would probably have to say SpaceX Youtuber group really willy vlog on the moon All right, Nick, I'm gonna fucking walk outside for like two seconds do look at me and I turn purple That'd be so fucking viral dude. Yeah, I think that would dude We could be the first youtubers on the moon. Just think about it. Just think about it. We hundred percent good If we got all of our money together, we can just go buy a ticket right now and go to fucking space I don't think they land on the moon. I think it just orbit they land on the moon Are you saying the we've never been to the moon landing was a hoax? No, it was it was I think it was it was a hundred I used to think I used to be team fucking we went to the moon But now I'm team. I don't trust the United States government. You don't think so you really don't think you're a rockin Well, first of all buzz dude, okay I want you to do an exercise next time you see the moon go outside with your iPhone zoom in and you can see the American flag I want to see it so what a waste of my time Do you think that we could see the moon the this flag on the moon what if we had like a really powerful Tell if I took our cameras right now, and they just fucking looked at the moon We can see it for sure the one that's like halfway zoomed in on yummy right now. Yeah. Yeah, Larry. Let's see No, you can't see the flags on the moon. How do you know cuz it blew? Oh, no, but you can see the giant You see the giant next to the moon the giant head. Yes, you can face. There's a giant for man. That's some crazy shit I don't know how I never noticed that I Never looked up when I like God, and yeah ever never looking like it's just darks I don't even do you think that if you took a Lincoln sponsorship like the car company be able to like get into a movie with Matthew McConaughey Wait, what all right? Where did you just say what Matthew McConaughey? He was an interstellar imagine Getting a brand deal from like a credit card company and they give you like crazy. Oh, you're like say like hack your whole life boring No, imagine like you guys are thinking too material, bro They're like all right. You guys are thinking money. You guys are thinking trap. I'm sponsored by another one then Xbox man. That's like you'd be sponsored by fucking tropical smoothie. This is what you'd be sponsored by hell motherfucking. Yes That's a solid one. No, what do we mean? No? No, you're like a free chipotle card for okay, who'd you sponsor by? Team PlayStation. Oh my god. Okay, so we can out so about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll fucking fight me and grow we fight We're like a a matador and a fucking bull What if no, but I do agree you PlayStation Sony on top right now. I will say that They are they've been on top for like a few years. Well Xbox was on top at first, dude I'm not gonna lie when I was a little people should kid I get wedgies in the fucking bathroom I get like you know the little uh and then yeah if they found out that you had PlayStation. They think you're broke Xbox pants kick the balls was yeah, X box PlayStation nerd back in the day. It was it was dude. Yes. Oh my god Not only was I nerd, but I was mexican too. So like it swapped it. It is for right? Yeah, I think it it swapped at their ps4 everybody started playing fucking 2k on ps4 and they just went crazy It literally went crazy. I think it's because everyone's streaming on ps4. We also had Damn, what's his name couch guy couch guy really big. It's your goal keys. It's a goal key. Oh My god revolutionized a place is actually For the folks listening was a streamer who would come home after selling cars and then he would drink a case of beer And then do backflips on his couch It was incredible. It was incredible. He got banned so many times and every time he got back from being a band He would celebrate by drinking beer again and do backflips Salvatore, yeah, I fucking miss that man. That was a legend Yeah, if you could be friends with one dude, what is going through your mind? You guys all right? I'm asking questions of stirring conversation. You want me to fuck off and just sit watch go ahead Sickle weird. All right, if you could go to any hotel right now Stay at and why Mansion mansion with your third at five hundred K a month, but no Wi-Fi or mansion with your best friend $100 a month and Wi-Fi $100 a month Yeah, with my friend the second one. No, no Wi-Fi. Give me the money man. Well, I'm sorry You said yeah, it was man to with your third at and how much money I've actually Like considering this question. Huh because I'm interested in this hypothetical dude. Yeah, man You'd rather his hypothetical than me. I'm riveting my neck. Go ahead If you could be friends with one billionaire who to be does this he does this off the podcast Mark Cuban mark Cuban pay two hundred and seventy nine million dollars in taxes. I thought it's two hundred eighty eight Bro, like it doesn't matter at all. We're looking over. What do you mean that matters? It did you know that with two hundred and seventy million dollars? You can pay seven hundred and like fifty miles a road in the United States That's good across that it's good. They were gonna use it on like alien defenses Yeah, I'm glad we can By a tank dude mark Cuban was spreading a whole bunch of American hoopla propaganda, bro He was like, yeah, I paid my two hundred and seventy million dollars in taxes and that's what it means to be a man But he also cursed live and he paid to charity because of it. What do you say what worse? He's just a fuck you're like they're like oh my god, Mike Cuban you cursed that's gonna go to the charity And he's like all right fuck it. We're gonna go don't need a more So he's gonna get to the highest degree Can we have a swear jar? I think we should have a swear jar on the podcast. No, please no, I'll lose so much money Yeah, I think we should have a swear jar. No, dude. I'll comment down below dude I curse like I just like found out what come in down below you do. I say so many times bad. I tried Sorry trying to go down below comment down Comment down below. Oh, can I say one thing real quick? So when you did your Pokemon stream, right? And I like I only drew one card in that was like my involvement in that stream Okay, and when I did that I was holding these I was holding the little cigarettes that we have here All right, and I got so many fucking messages telling me to like they were begging me that people were begging me to like not smoke I like to stop smoking and somebody leaned to me like a place in Austin that I can go to so I can get like Like help like Rehebs Really I guess kind cuz I don't know whatever but guys like Like bright red. Yeah, let's use our critical. Thank you for a second here. There's multiple people in the house No one smokes, right? I mean they wouldn't know that either personally, but why would you be smoking inside? Why would you allow for your to reach right under the if Larry was hiding smoking? There's a camera top down and in front he reaches this way with a fucking cigarette You're the first tweet I got like as soon as I did it my phone went bro. I'm like I'm like arm Willie, why is Larry smoking? Are you allowing this I was like what dude? Well, yeah, Isaac does coke and Larry smokes. So what's what we say guys? We just go ahead Isaac go coked out. Go ahead. All right. Here's my all right. Let's use our critical thinking for a second What's your favorite video game? Red Dead Redemption 3. Okay. All right. Let's use it didn't come out yet Yeah, that's why I said it's coming out in a decade a decade Can't wait that long to be a cowboy. Oh, I got a P. He's cooked out. See go P. Where's Tanner? Oh, no, he's still pink. I want to go think about that Go down for like 10 minutes. I think Tanner's dropping the fattest poop of all time He said he had to pee though. He didn't say I have to pee. I'll go pee and I'll check. Hold on He's not he's not sure he could be having like the world's worst poop. I don't know. I'll be right back He's going to his doing he's smacking it. He's definitely dropping the biggest like lizard of all time right now You think smacking is deuce. I don't think he's dude. He might be thinking the dude Thinking the Duke. I don't know why dude. He actually walks so funny. Oh, Isaac. Yeah. Yeah, he's a toe walker No, no, he walks like Bigfoot. Oh, he's the baller. Oh, yeah, he is. He's a bouncer. He's about he's coming back He's really he walks like he's a bird. Look. Okay. Hey, dude. Damn, dude We never got to we never actually get away girl. Do you see that picture is so damn funny the Bigfoot picture's one of the funniest pictures? I know look out like his arms are swinging. He's so chill. He's like lag. Yeah Now you got to swing the back armor a little bit more. You got to swing it. You got to have that motion. Yeah, yeah, it's Like obviously walking around like a choice to do It He's trying to act like he's a statue, but we know Not a North American primate though like think about it first. I don't know. I don't know I'm looking up on do you guys think that you could survive alone in the wild for a time? 100% how long okay? What the fuck one week no food no drink No, no, it's lit bra Okay, no food. No what no food. No water for Most likely no Sir, if you don't find like fresh running water, you're screwed. Yeah, you need water. You know how to find that you just walk downhill Yeah, well, what if you're on a flat terrain bozo bozo bozo then you're then you got to keep walking and you just gonna keep walking You just gotta keep walking. Yeah, there's no you got to think of like It's hard, but okay look look if you were stranded if you're stranded It is a survival to That's my dad Wait, did you say our dad like can't drink beer anymore or something like that? Yeah, that's literally the thing like came in on barnyard and started like playing the banjo and fucking Yeah, but I got it when I know it is you know, I know we go over to go oh Man, I fucking love this every time I was thinking about like my uncles I would think of these guys just sitting around like In the king of the hill style in front of the fan-string beer Fucking Bob, dude. I feel like you have to be high to enjoy king of the hill. No, you don't do old You have to be old then like American. You have to you have to go through like a divorce or something You have to be high. I don't think so man. I was gonna say that like survival, you know Like it's easier to find someone not moving than moving. So it's better to stay still. What are you talking about? Let's say that there was a rescue a squad a squad that was finding you. I couldn't find them You're not supposed to move you shouldn't be moving like imagine like I'm searching for you But you're walking and I'm trying to walk to find you wouldn't be better to stay in one spot technically Yeah, cuz then they cover and they clear out like certain sectors of where they're searching and you're missing and then they say marked off Marked off and then yeah, yeah, so you said a big technical about it. Yeah, who the hell is this? Oh? My father. Oh, it's cool. Wait. No, no, the other one. No way. This is my father. Yeah, that's dad It is your dad. What are the chances you even go missing nowadays, though? Dude, did you know that there's like there's like four to seven serial killers in the United States out of the year like Like just at any time without being caught like always that's how it is. Yeah, four to seven is not a lot. It's just statistic Well, that's like not yeah, but serial killers aren't common That's true. I like not I mean they were more common like the 50s and 60s and 70s in the 80s 80s was killer central And I feel like it was in San Francisco where it happened a lot This is off topic, but Gronk have you ever been to a blockbuster? Yeah Have you yeah, okay. Yeah, I think though. I actually I took some and I never turned him Gronk Have you ever bought a movie from scary from red box? Yes, that I that's how dude red box was how I played my first rated M game because I rented black ops 3 And then that's how Black ops 3 off for red box dude. I remember when they started doing games That was like you when they did that that was that was that was actually the biggest play ever like for them It did it was for the game fly. Yeah. Yeah, that was before red box That's where they know it they mill it to you, and then you just got to return it back and mill about it's a I don't know you guys are dude. Have you guys seen this is the game stop? Fuck it's like this. It's like the game stop stock picture that they use For when they didn't have like the actual cover for the boxes. It's like the game stop. Oh Yeah, I know what you're talking about. It's like gray, right? Oh It's this this okay. No, I don't know this shit dude. Oh my fucking god This is my total drama island. What is that this this is what they used whenever like you just it was missing Yeah, like they just had the text right there. It just says fight. What is that game fire emblem path of radiance? Dude, can we talk about how fucking shitty game stop was you'd bring in a whole bunch of games and they just give you like Dude that was so predatory. Yeah, dude like you'd bring in like 50 games and be like okay This is totally to $29. Yeah, I was I brought in like my entire skylaters collection that I paid like hundreds of dollars for it And they gave me like 25 bucks and it's like this doesn't make you you didn't accept it. Did you I? Don't I think I did because we just wanted to get rid of it for some reason right now this will get something I mean it was gonna end up somewhere. Yeah, dude They like flip it though like give you like 20 bucks or something and then they'll sell it for like a hundred Yeah, you know, but it is a vibe though game stop is a vibe every time I go there I haven't been there in a while, but like that shit would oh my the fact that they are still somewhat functional as a company with Locations is they're gonna go bankrupt. Yeah, they will only matter. They should have already Well remember that time when they were people were fucking boost to their stock. Yeah. Yeah, well pump and dump Well, that was when the hedge fund was having calls on them and then they There's a spider on this. I've been holding it for like 30 minutes. Oh, you always hold me like the totem Dude, there's literally a spider on his feet. That's the totem. Yeah, by the way. We uploaded the video where that guy's from No, no, they didn't say they made they said they didn't make that they commented on the video They said they didn't make that they made something else. We thought they made it. Yeah, yeah I was saying they bought it from Timo. We're dumb. Yeah, but they didn't they never said they made it though. Okay, we're stupid We miss it like We misinterpreted we're sorry. We never got to discuss it But we should mention about the funny fucking whoa, sorry, dude. There's like a mosquito. Are we gonna know what's happening every dude? You're like mr. Bug This house is probably not gonna be right pretty soon in Texas Because it's probably a giant sinkhole forming underneath our foundation. You're really obsessed with this. Yeah, Willie's real Willie thinks that if water from pull go missing water go underground and mixing. Oh, where does it go? Probably underground ground we've filled up our pool probably ten times full like it would drop down about half We'd fill it up and then the water just keeps on disappearing. Where does it go? It's leaking. I think it might be I mean, well, the ground is not evaporating Isaac. It was doing that even the middle of winter When it was like freezing over Isaac if frozen I was fully evaporated are we in the middle of the desert at 200 degrees? Okay here. I mean if if we're in let's use like Houston as an example. It gets humid in Houston It's not humid in Austin. Yes, it is Not as bad but it's still but it's still human Not as bad, but it's still talking out of your ass dude. I think evaporate Hundreds of gallons of water just evaporated is there like a bed like a hole in the fucking bottom. That's what I'm trying to say Where's it going? It's probably going into the foundation or the soil and there's gonna be a giant fucking sinkhole. What's called? The grunks right the soil absorbs that dude, yeah, but it can only absorb it so much before it's like drowning Before then it gets like mushy gushy and then like we fucking fall in she might I Mean now we're gonna have shit internet and a fucking sinkhole. I gotta move. I want to leave yummy You'd be the first to die. Yeah, I don't care Jesus. I don't care at all. Whatever My setup would be fine So that's cool damn. He didn't give a fuck yeah, whatever dude. I had a good time and enjoyed it. Thanks guys I did GAF actually I do kind of care if I die I actually learned that I care if I die because like I was on a plane and had really bad Turbulence and I was like kind of scared but I remember back in like 2019 when I didn't care if I died or not And I was on a plane like the worst time that's ever and I was like chill and I was like everybody's like whoa And I'm just like I hope we crash. You are you are so awesome. I was like fuck it I don't mean rash. Let's die. Let's die right now. You're me. Dude. He's a D1 crash out, bro No, you just call me like the worst person ever for saying that it probably may be evaporated sometimes You're like because you do it they were evaporated it was both of them They made fun of you and I was laughing at it fun of you well because you're like it's not just that humid in Austin When it's like, bro, it's actually really human It's not that humid in Austin. I was saying that compared the fucking Hughes look up humidity map USA It'll show it it'll show it look up humidity map, Texas Look up fuck the whole USA Humidity humidity just do it USA ITY. Yeah, I GG Y My name is Bob. All right, so we're gonna be looking at oh wow the same color is SF or is good at all. They're all different. They're all it. They're all. Yeah, you're not gonna get results. Let's go down Oh, we got dogs, dude. Oh, wait, let's go down Texas relative. They know the whole state now look when you you know how you know, it's fucking humid You're in an airport you come outside your luggage fucking like fog on the outside my luggage Yeah, that's what happened to me I have like a hard-case piece of luggage and I walked outside and just all got like wet I'm just going to find me cold turns to warm Is that one happens it's called condensation condensation Would you say that again when cold turns to warm? Dude, this is the dumbest map ever. What am I looking at yes? It's actually fucked up to me that this is like someone's job Pointed numbers everywhere. This is like weather. Who cares you know, by the way, do you know how we gauge weather? How we figure out whether yes, someone goes outside with a fucking balloon All over the world look it up it is pretty chill You just look there's a person every single day that's dedicated to like fucking they're not dead Obviously they're being paid but like they're gate their meteorologist or whatever weather gaped meteorologists Say they're meteorologists should just say they're balloon throwers. How do we gauge weather silly? There's a whole bunch of dew hickeys, but there are people that oh dude the fucking rooster the dew hickey expert Every meteorologist ever Whoa like 20% sure that that was kind of fucking real, huh? Who did that? I don't know the fucking rooster. I guess you This is kind of dope. I miss science class man. I had to like dissect the frog and I had the gay guy next to me And the gay guy. Yeah, dude. He's like my best friend everybody Yeah, he was like my best. He was like my gay best friend and he uh he fucking made me like He made me dissect the frog for food Because I because I didn't have enough money to pay for lunch that day. So he was like I'll I'll buy it for you Dissective frog do it. They stinky this one from out of high. That's no that bad dude What it was chill as fuck dude, but his organs were so tough. They were like rocks It's all muscle. I know but it's so bad dude Well, I I was up. Well, okay, so you're supposed to dissect a little frog stomach open. That's it. Nothing else Dude, I literally was trying to saw through his fucking leg with a scalpel and it was yeah It was so strong. I cut my finger. I still have the scars somewhere. Yeah, I have this car still So I'm like I bet the teacher was pissed at you They didn't even care. Oh, I would have reported you that's like the first side of like a killer What I want to like I want to like cut up animals and shit It's the frog leg dude speaking of the colors like forming like the leniency on children nowadays when they do fucked up shit is crazy It's like there's a kid that literally like there's a first grader. I saw it on tiktok it and tiktok me is going to sorry, but um Lily is a first grader. He brought bullets to school. It was like yeah, look at these net tomorrow I'm gonna bring a gun and shoot our teacher and then what do you do? He brought a gun and shot the teacher and it's like What is going on in the lead like Kindergarten he put his teacher in a damn chokehold until like another teacher had to pull him off and it's like get that kid out of school man Anyone watching who's the teacher of America and it's just teacher in general. Holy Jesus. I like pray for you every single night Dude, I seriously like right now I don't know what's wrong with kids, but kids are like at the peak worst like ever right now Millennials don't know shit about raising kids man. Yeah, millennials. Come on Millennials did he get like my honest by the law? I don't think you can do that, right? What do you do? What? Like what? I don't know. I swiped afterwards, huh? I swiped after I heard the drama. Wait, you gotta look up Well, look up kid. You know first grader shoots teacher in the hand in the hand. He is shitty. Yeah, because you should it Wear a cast. Oh Yeah, is it my six-year-old? 21 months Oh, the mom mom of Virginia Yeah, that's negligence. Oh, that's true there. Yeah, it was right. Yeah Deserved she should be sentenced to 21 years fucking Put her kid in there too. I will throw her hand in the her chin and into her chest. Is she alive? I hope That might be her right there. Hey, she's chillin. Yeah, it's her. That's fuckin old. She's badass. Yeah, man parents need to do better Sorry guys, they do man like no one it's like it's it's it's terrible cuz like when the parents are bad Then that just leads to the kids being bad and then when the kids are parents and they just parent bad and she's generation Yeah, yeah, yeah, the kid. She's never anything so bad and then the kid's a balloon freak a balloon guy Is he looking at whether yes, he's crazy and you guys move so fucking quickly that what the information about a regurgitate is so Irrelevant now five minutes of research for what even five minutes. Yeah, well, I honestly I was just going into sorry We actually should have turned into the meteorologist podcast for the last five minutes. That's our bed Talk about stupid's fucking balloons. I was just gonna I was honestly fact-checking myself to whether I should apologize or not But I was right every 12 hours hundreds of people in places around the world released huge white balloons into this guy To gauge the fucking weather. I'm sorry from just the hell. How is that why the Bible? Because dude, what do you mean how's that reliable? Oh? Well, dude, okay, if I throw a balloon up like what makes me say oh fuck. It's not just a balloon Like the balloon is how it gets up and answers on it that goes up into the atmosphere and then yet As a guy are you fighting that? Sorry for you. It's for you. I was asking a damn question. Oh, you wanted to know okay? It's okay. There's no such thing as a wrong question. I didn't know that there was a wrong Okay, no more. Well, you're handsome microphone your hands on microphone. Okay What do you think about microphones? I didn't know No balloon sensor in the balloon Dude, I used to ask you a bunch of what if 21 cars So you hear about the 21 cars. Let's do how to be stealing all those cars what 24 songs? I saw the video heard about the 21 cars. They were stolen. I didn't laugh though. Oh, oh damn That's hard. You in life at all. Fuck you. I'm fucking dude. Just drop your pants. Let me see that fucking dick I bet you it's to those knees. I bet you it is He doesn't care about dying. He doesn't give a fuck about funny memes. He loves fucking food Like he fucking doesn't give a shit about Japan like everyone else like yeah, dude. He's just a man He's just an American man. How's that shit down that shit down there his testosterone levels are huge I know his levels. Yep. Does it hurt when you walk? sometimes Yeah, my balls are so swollen. You got a truck cool. I can't even swim in a pool normally I float upside down I can't even can't even breathe When was the last time you swam I am Last summer Isn't that crazy that one dude? I haven't swam in a while. I used to be a goated little swimmer guy Me too, man You know like how you like when you're a kid and you get like the bracelets or whatever if you guys ever been to a pool That does like the colored bracelets. Yeah, I could miss you for the day. Is that why I had the top tier brace I had the adult bracelet and I was like eight or seven. I was a goat. You're such a good swimmer I figured just I got a little off the dude. I was the tiniest kid of all time. He was he used to talk shit He said wait what he was like the tiny. He was the one who talked a lot. He's like a chihuahua I was six two one thirty as a kid. Yeah, you're tiny That my whole life. I was like the most undersized fuck ever. I thought when you were eight years old You were like really tiny. Yes, dude when I was 14. I was five three I was like I was pretty small. I was very small. I was for one Dude, come on, man. You have to use Larry, man You have to bring him into this and then I went from and then I went from Five three to five nine like two months. Dude. Yeah growth spurs. They hurt like a lot. I was in a lot of pain Yeah, yeah, they hurt really bad man. Everyone. I was like go to my girlfriend. I was like Oh, I did my fucking bad Five two to five three from like six a minute here. You're like you're like sleeping one day just here You're like stretching. Yeah, like there's like a skin of like I imagine like I said Like my skin my legs are like next to me I have like a pair of legs to the left of me I'm like huh and I like walked out of them the leg D made me grabs you by your feet me so it's pulling on them Like a snake. Did you know that they have leg extensions? I'm not gonna get a That don't do that guys be happy with yours though. Yeah, don't do that. They also. It's like the worst I was just asking it's really really painful. Okay, like really painful as it got you saw that tick-tock, too No, I actually got it done. It used to be five two as well. I had it. I was one of the first guys Okay, this makes a lot of it actually Also, I wouldn't get it because proportions proportions wouldn't make any sense. Yeah, like Waluigi You know what I would look like I would look like 2d from Gorillaz. We're really like Waluigi and Waluigi Yeah, let's see long ass tiny ass torso That's crazy. That's cool. That would be the case All right, well, I think Tanner died. Yeah, I forgot. You want to go. They just quit the podcast. I Think so. Oh, he's typing he's typing. Oh, shit. Don't say that's a bad word Dude, oh I'm not cool. Not cool. Not cool. Not cool. Not cool. He was listening for the small man people listening For the listeners, uh, how you doing? No, it's because like I know a lot of people drive listening to us and I don't know I don't know how they do it. You know what it is Well, I saw this I forgot. Hey, if you're driving right now in a 25 go a little go a little faster 30 go a little faster Hey, if you're at a red light right now. Come on. What's stopping you from going through that? I mean, yeah, there's no cars coming No, because really what is stopping you from going over that double yellow a line bro exercise your free will you're gonna Let line stop you from doing. Oh my god. Let's bring that up again. Predetermination. You were predetermined Yeah, you got you got fucking like destroyed and cooked in that comment section. No, I didn't I did everyone's like yeah Well, actually Nick contradicted himself with karma you did I Want I don't give a fuck what they said that's why I left because you didn't you weren't making sense No, because you guys you guys take me you derail me, bro. You guys derail my thoughts. It's take no accountability. It's cool You want to get real? Sorry? Which one you want to get railed by a big deal leaves the sentence. Yeah, I really don't know what the hell that sound I still have no idea. I don't know who I was normally they said it was grungy oning see wait You have to unmute it and press it. Dude. This is meta. We're watching our own podcast I think I think your issue is you don't like That is like Dude, that's like an ARG like if you take the frequency and then lower it down and you're sorry You said that it will hold on scroll up linked what? What the fuck is that ad? Get your pin today free where you miss Israel pin stand is It's like almost that's like creepy. I'm a creep dude. They're free They what laughing at animal noises on Google do conversation fell off with the fruit of it What is it this one are they talking to you? It's absolutely this y'all stressed You owe me the fuck out man's we think of being happy with a group of friends Did you rethink that yummy no? Yeah, there was just oh here we go. What's Anderson at the end is so fucking true Nick believes in pre-dumbitation Pre-dumbitation Tells people to be good people if your life is pre-determined You can't choose to be a good person if you can choose to be a good person Then you have then you have then you have free will which means your life is not predetermined Pre-determined duh duh duh duh duh duh It's all stupid. Yeah, it really is it is all man's is wrong and he wants to give up on it I'm not giving up on it. Just be a good person. We're being asshole But it's bigger picture than what that person's commenting because again not to jump back into it If you're gonna like be an asshole and say that I was pre-determined to be an asshole You are just a bad person. That's like that's a that's like a cope. That's a cope. Yeah, I mean Realist I mean the philosophy basically still states though like imagine you were like I'm gonna be a good person today And then be a bad person tomorrow the whole three determination thing is that you're supposed to do that in the first place It's just I'm telling you predetervination takes all the fun away from everything Every single believe in it does but I'm telling you that like it I mean you could if you jump jump down that rabbit hole Then you just get a look at things black and white it takes away all meaning away from everything But you said you believe in it. Why don't you wait I'm just explaining it. I don't care I want to go back up to see girly farts comment. That's all. Yeah, anyway, I handle some girly fart Dude, I seen girly fart a lot Sorry, it's a really fart. Yeah girly fart really hard So when can we get your Rogan on impossible see taught was it awesome dude. I mean just one call away, dude I feel like he's got a lot of he wouldn't talk to us. We're in his big ass sit in this couch I don't think we're too dumb. I think that we I think I I don't think we're too dumb We think we're too many you wouldn't you know what he would want he would want to get high Probably I've seen I've seen him join that other podcast and he just wanted to get high with him And he like rolled up everyone like a fucking join get to them See that he literally had like a whole fucking box and he pulled them all out shit No Here's the thing if we were talking about like Joe Rogan come on a podcast We'd have to actually talk about something what we talk about with Joe. We would we talk about aliens No, we were talking about first Austin because that's one in common. You're gonna start with the commons And then and then you break a pro-conversator he is Yeah, no, it's good. Oh now. I wasn't an insult now I was looking at 2d and then I was looking at you and you kind of look like 2d right now I look like 2d. Yeah, every now and then I don't look like 2d. Yeah, you do you do that? Wait, hold on time out drunk ever heard of the TV show called 16 is an old show. Oh My god, no, no way. You're good luck 16 is never heard of it The oh, yeah, yeah, yep that show was fucking banger really yes It always came on and I kind of skipped it. I mean it looks like wish like booth looks like Like hella girls show. What's it all? I'm pretty sure it's on a Cartoon Network Let's take a look and see here was it teen caught to network. It looks like a cartoon network It was Cartoon Network and it was actually pretty good. I liked it I don't like that. I hate that art style, but you like total drama island arts. No viewers at home draw yummy in that style I'm tag him every day. Yeah, I would actually artist Get on that if you're hearing it draw me some drama I draw draw yummy and 16 The TV show like any I don't like the Johnny test total We didn't mention Johnny test all I heard was the whip sound effect that they overly use. Oh, yeah Yeah, I can't even I can't even use it Yeah, I Can't listen I can't look at any I don't like they used a lot of guitar like Yeah, they did there's a lot of riffs There's a video where it's like don't test sound effects and remember when they gender gender bent Johnny test Yeah, yeah, look a lab test. Yeah, that was crazy Sound effects dude. I got a P low key You got a P low key. What every episode of John. Yeah, let's watch that. Let's wrap it up Yeah, let's wrap it up with this. Yeah, let's be the outro. Okay. Yeah, all right Well, I'll do it. I can 24 seconds. Okay. Oh, yeah, you ready? Yeah the last bearing seconds turn it down a little bit Dude, it's really loud Okay, go ahead Thank you ladies and gentlemen for tuning into this week's episode of the group chat podcast episode 101 We're gonna look into Tanner. He seems to have gone missing We're gonna put it closer on a milk cart and it's gonna be hard Make sure you go group for 10% awesome lean maybe try some raw meat and we'll see you next week on episode 102 of the group chat podcast Brofist it out (screaming)