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Caillou Throws A Watermelon At Leo And Gets Grounded

Video Request By: @mr.canon3567

Duration:
4m
Broadcast on:
20 Apr 2024
Audio Format:
aac

Video Request By: @mr.canon3567

I am going to take a whole watermelon to school, so I will throw a watermelon at Leo since his head is shaped like a watermelon. Come on, Calu, you don't want to be late for school. Hey, Calu. Calu, what are you doing with that watermelon holding in your hands? Well, you'll see, here, catch this. Calu, why did you throw the watermelon at me? Because your head is perfectly shaped like a watermelon. I call you, watermelon head. Hey, don't call me watermelon head. I am not a watermelon head. Yes, you are a watermelon head. Stop calling me a watermelon head. You're pissing me off. Watermelon head, watermelon head, watermelon head. You are such a watermelon head. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Calu, report to the principal's office since you threw the watermelon at Leo and laughed at him. Since you threw the watermelon at Leo and laughed at him on purpose, I am calling your father to pick you up. I am suspending you for a month. What, there is no watermelon? Honey, do you know what happened to the watermelon? No, I don't know, didn't you put it in the fridge? Yes, it was in the fridge, but someone took it. Hello, this is Boris speaking. Calu did what? Yes, I will pick him up and ground him. Thank you so much for telling me I'm coming right over. Let me take you home, but first, I will put you inside your backpack so you won't escape from your grounding. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, dad, please don't put me inside there, want it all. Come out of the backpack now, Calu. Calu, since you stole my watermelon, took it to school, threw it at Leo, laughed at him, and got suspended from school. You are grounded for unforgivably 1000 months. I will put a lock on my fridge so you steal any more watermelons from now on. Alright, I'm coming. Hello, Doris. Since Calu stole your watermelon, I've got you another watermelon that is grown from my garden. So here, take it, it's yours for free. Ah, thank you kindly, Mr. Hinkle. You saved my day, I couldn't have done it without you. Since Mr. Hinkle picked me a watermelon from his garden and gave it to me for free, I already put a lock on the handle of fridge so Calu won't steal another watermelon even if he's ungrounded. a lot. (upbeat music)