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Hexcrawl 86 - Conquering the Direlord's Halls

Gemwin leads Jhank, Bors, Grom, Hokan, and a host of NPC dwarves up into the Halls of the Longbeards in the hope of destroying the Direlord Tribe once and for all. They encounter immediate resistance and have to fight foot-by-foot against orcs, goblins, worgs, and two enormous trolls, with Jhank and Gemwin at the front and Korrin Ironaxe and Grom close behind. Korrin falls in battle, ripped in half by a troll, leaving Gemwin or Jhank as the most likely leaders of the dwarves in Runedarth. They confront the demonic Direlord Wartsnak and his fiendish tanarruk bodyguard in the throne room, where Jhank is charmed and Gemwin gets knocked unconscious, before they turn the tide and near victory. At the last moment, the Direlord escapes by a portal, but the territory that his clan occupied is now in the hands of the dwarves, who discover the treasures they left behind.

Duration:: 3h 5m
Broadcast on:: 23 Nov 2024
Audio Format:: other

D&D nerds go hand in hand. Let's get started. Jen's open a can. Let that sound. Yeah, it's a sudden freedom for a few hours, man. Now, welcome to D&D nerds. Thank you. Welcome to your basement. We saw an XD&D nerd this week. Do you want to talk about that? No, he's dead to us. All right. I'm a treasure. Maybe, come back. He's already made he doesn't listen to this podcast. That's true. So what do you want to do in here is? Right. Which means we have fully like 50% fewer listeners than I thought. I'm doing my part. All right. Thanks for calling tonight. You're welcome. Let's get into it. Let's get into it. So last time there was a large battle Correct. Between your dwarves and a lot, like 27 goblins and then a bunch of orcs and other baddies from the Dierlord tribe. Correct. And you re- took the whole level of the halls of how Galleglar and Yund correct in the stronghold of Runondark. So that was good. We brought you from dungeon time to real time and we just said that over those six weeks or whatever it would have been that there was just kind of a stalemate standoff. Right. Then in chat this week, I let you know that there had been some skirmishes. We weren't going to really track those but that you had become aware that there was at least one troll involved on their site. I felt like that would be knowledge you would have gained. Troll in the dungeon. Just so you want to know. So before we jump into a mission brief, are there things anyone wants to talk about with the rooms and teams or with the domains? Where'd he go? I have a new bazaar in Fort Hartwood. Yeah. You've really moved towards the druidic and commercial. Although it's still a big military fort. Yeah. Nobody died in Lork. That's a big deal. Is a big deal. Like at all or? Everyone is immortal. And if you were there at the time. Except you think. The domain. We had some issues from squatters which makes sense. They're the former workers from perfection trying to figure themselves out. So we bought those in tenements and already chased down and took care of the last of the cult. For now. With that cult. Yeah. Well, asters. Yeah. There's probably more. I haven't taken my turns yet but I did gain the master smelter. Right. Yeah. Gumga Arnskull, bearded dwarf who parent was sad to see go. Very sad. And Svetla, the half-orc smelter, are now at Axhole. Right. But they do have their own setup. So yeah. Nice. And then you sent the band. Yeah. So I sent the spell singer and Knoll. Is his name? Yeah. Knoll. It's a fierbold. Yeah. And his band. The Brewstone Troubadours. That's right. The Brewstone Troubadours. And alongside the mountain skirmishers who are a skirmisher team. And a mixture of Goliath dwarf human and other. Yeah. I think they're individually detailed for some reason. Yeah. That sounds right. Yeah. I think because they were one of the first two. Yeah. And so, yeah. So yeah. So I've, so they have now arrived at Axhole. So we now have, no, they've arrived at Roodedark. I mean Roodedark. Sorry. So just as point of reference, we have a team of archers, a team of soldiers, a team of saffers, a sergeant, camp followers, just this year, a team of skirmishers, a spell singer, and then the band. I think you have two teams of soldiers. I think that's right. I think that's one of those Gallagnaurs and one of those. Yes. That's correct. Yeah. You two teams of soldiers. So, yeah. So we have some things covered. And then you have some NPCs there as well. And when we get in the commission brief, Corinne probably wants to be involved. Yeah. As I mentioned that game. Yeah. All right. So, mission brief. We have some brief. Okay. So last time we essentially took hold of the Hall of Gallagord and we have pushed the Dire Lord back. And we anticipate that we have fairly severely weakened their strength by eliminating all that we eliminated last time. There are, I believe, two ways that we can get to what we think is the Dire Lord kind of their Dire Lord stronghold. So we think it could be either in the Art Crown. What is the name? It's the Art Crown. Art Crown's quarters? Art Crown's quarters. You don't have a way up and down. But we don't have a way up and down. But we don't have a way. But there's a, sorry, I didn't mean to skip it. Yeah. No, no, yeah. So, I'll say it. We think it could be Art Crown's quarters, Longbeard or Longbeard Halls. We know that there's a stairwell to go to Longbeard Halls. Yeah. The other and the Ork entrance from the exterior is, goes into Longbeard. That's right. Okay. You haven't necessarily sussed that out, I don't think? No, we did when we went to the top. We, we know. Or no, when we talked to him, I think. You've seen, you've seen where you think it could be, but you haven't seen the opening. Okay. That's how we went out of it and then went back in our little thing. That was what we call main entrance. That was the main entrance. That was the main entrance. Yeah. Yeah. There's at least, well, you know of at least three or four ways into the mountain. Right. And then the halls of hammered stone, we have not yet cleared all the way, correct? I think that's true. I can verify that. Give me a second. Do you know what the water was? That's off of the halls of hammering. The aquifers are down below that. Yeah. So, halls of hammered stone was up the stairs from that, right? That's, we still consider that disputed. So, which means they send the patrols there sometimes. Right. And that's where some of these skirmishes have taken place. Right. But we don't think that that's where the direlord kind of, he doesn't see a new headquarter there. Right. Because we've gotten through most of it, just not all of it, correct? You've explored from the ramp to the entrance. Okay. No, no. You've explored from the stairs that came up and had that secret door, right? You explored from there to the entrance and saw where it went down to the ramp as well. So, you know, two ways up into it and one way out of it. But you haven't, I don't think, been in all the rooms there. That's, yeah. I know we haven't been in all the rooms there. Okay. So, a pause of hammer stone. But you did discover the staircase there that was the direlord staircase right up to Longbeard Halls, right? No, that was up to the bottom corner of Galgar Yand, if you haven't mapped there, it was over there. Oh, yeah, this one, this one. Yeah. If you look kind of bottom left-hand corner, there's some stairs. It was those stairs, because you came up those and then, yeah, you came up those and fought your way west that night. Okay. Along that lower corridor, remember? Yeah. And that's where you first killed some orcs, two sessions, two or three sessions ago. And then this is where we had our big battle right here. Correct. And so. And so, those, those, those pink circle stairs are disputed. Okay. That's where, that's where some skirmishes have happened. And we think those stairs go to... Now, pink ones? Yeah. Go up to Longbeard. Those go up to Longbeard. Okay. All right. So, because, yeah, because this doesn't have, I mean, but again, this doesn't have a direct connection from Halls of Hammer stone up to Longbeard. No, no, this is Galgar Yand. Okay. Okay. All right. I think you'll find the denotional map still that has a hammered stone to Galgar Yand. Correct. In the dotted line circled of direlord controls this. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. So, I think, I think our plan is what makes the most sense is to work our way, is to just go back to where we were in that room to fight and just push up those stairs into Longbeard Halls. And so, this, because this is the key push against the direlord, and we think there's trolls about, we're going to bring some fairly heavy reinforcements. And that may or shall include NPCs who... So, Cournard Axe and any of those folks who want to join us. Okay. So, yeah, we have Gorn the Runecaster, Kalya the Lucky, who's a Justishiar, Cournard Axe is a lieutenant, Beldas Arnax. Yeah. Yeah. So, he's not going to commit everybody, because he needs people to defend the ways that they may come, you know, try to attack what he's already taken, right? But Corin will come with you. He's effectively a lieutenant. Can somebody pull up lieutenant? Is he a navy lieutenant or an army lieutenant? He's an R&T lieutenant. And Kalya the Lucky of Tercil Talk, who's another Justishiar, wants to count. Gorn the Runecaster will take command of the Home Troops. I think the Iron Axe's are going to hang back as well, but even the Scorcher can come. All right, that was a ask. It's in the Scorcher, because, you know, it's, it's, yeah, thematically interesting to you right now, yeah. Even the Scorcher, though, counts only as an apprentice wizard. Well, we've got to figure who's going to take them. That's going to be the big thing. So, it's going to be Iven, the Scorcher, Corn Iron Axe, and you said Kalya of Torcil Talk. Yeah, I think we will bring probably Galaglar, the Justishiar, and then I kind of almost want John to be able to take. Well, now we're just going to leave this bell singer behind. He's like just for Rob. He's going to like, hocus head in and write stuff down. I mean, so I'm right, but like not going to be interacting in the bell. Right. I'm just trying to get some buffs, you know. I get that. And then, okay, so then let's take Holga, who is a sergeant, so that should be on the list. Very slightly. But just so we're clear, they're also NPCs, and I can say what they do at any point. Wait, what do you mean? You have tactical control of them, unless I say they do something else. Okay, like, right, they're all NPCs with their own minds, and I can say Corn Iron Axe doesn't do that. He does something else. Yeah, well, they are scared and run away. Right, like, yeah. Okay, so when David decides which one is the traitor? When I decide, what do you mean? How many of them are traitors there? When they all turn them on. All the other, when they all rip off their masks, and show them to themselves, it's got ones. What's this portrait has named? Ibn Ibn. Ibn. He's a sorcerer. Oh, he's a sorcerer. Yeah, so he wouldn't be able to. Oh, well, the apprentice wizard. I know, but he's a sorcerer, and that's the closest. Okay, it's fine. Keep what you got. Okay, okay, cool. For this session, he's a wizard. Okay. Ooh, he got a wizard. Yeah, he was supposed to be a sorcerer. Yeah, he only has three first level spell slots, so he's not going to be a superstar, but. Wow, this is 100. This is Cantrips. And hopefully it's all fire. Because he's like the emulator, his cantrips are create bonfire, fire bolt, and control flames. Good, correct. He's also super squishy. Yes, he did, he did pick a major armor. So slightly, slightly less. That's like a cannon, but like a strong one. As though we're made of glass? Yeah, exactly. We still throw it on Skirmisher names. If you need them, I'll just take one. Yes, your Skirmisher is, yours is sold in North Shield. Is O-L-D-E female dwarf barbarian. She's short with long brown hair and soft gray eyes. She wears high armor and where it wields a morning star in long well. And yet her stats are the same as every other. It'll be sadder when the name ones die. When these guys start down. That's why I didn't ask for names. That's why you don't name your pets. My Skirmisher name is sheep. Number three, my favorite. Mine are called mics archer, mics soldier. Can you tell me about Skirmisher? Yes. You have an archer. You have a soldier. Okay, here. Got it. Okay. And you have a Skirmisher. Okay, I have one more thing here. Um, if you, for everyone you haven't named, start their names with A. Start their names, start everyone's names with B. Start everyone's names with C. Everyone's names with D. Everyone's names with E. That you haven't already named. Got it. That way, everyone has a name and it will hurt when they die. Don't worry, I've named all my works too. His name is numero uno. All named the Roosh. You know, pretty solid if you're a god and everyone just names, is named after you. Yeah, sure. Strongful, strongful. All right. These are exciting times, gents. Uh, I'll probably clip out most of this prep. Yeah. Yeah. This, this is the Skirmisher. Correct. I mean, I know you've been coming fast and curious with a good jokes over there, but this is what you will come here. Maybe that's true, but maybe that's also why they're not coming. Scorch. Okay. Even the Scorcher is a cool name. It is cool. I name my Skirmisher Betty. No, your Skirmisher has a name, but Betty can be your name. That's her code name. She's a Tamara Swift fan? No, because she's painted platinum suits. Not Betty. Betty, family. Great. If that helps you, remember? It does. Should he be in the emo later? No, he's in the score. All right. Fair enough. Per the original source. It's, it's like a. I didn't, I didn't name it. It's like a call sign. You can't pick it yourself. All right. Right. Got it. Named the Scorcher. Got it. But he could put like the Scorchers at quotes, you know, the, the. Exactly. The emulator Scorcher. If he, if he moves from scorching things up a couple of levels to actually like lighting them on fire and them staying on fire, then he'll be the emulator. Okay. He's a fire guy named God for you. Let me tell you. Joining is easy because everybody has breaks past long carbs. Are you interested in cousin's fire? And we're all going to have to toss up. I'm very, okay. Are we ready? As if we're going to be. All right. Uh, let, no, no. Oh, Rob has a thought. Well, before we actually start walking into battle, uh, let's take a minute to cast some preparatory spells. Well, it might be the load up phase, including the buff phase. There we go. And so that was going to say, like, when you said, are we ready? I thought you meant, like, are we ready to proceed beyond, uh, the mission brief. Okay. Right. I'm going to talk any tactics. So yes, that's where we're. Sometimes it's part of a mission brief, but lately it's just me shields up front. Sorry. I mean tanks. Okay. Load out prior to Jack, go big, stand in front. Right. Well, we skipped the head attack. He's like, so he's wearing a jingle bag. I'm getting to that. We'll get there. A jingle bag. He's like the incredible, or like, he's mild mannered, jank, and he's like, you know, normal, medium sized archeologist, we suspect whatever. And then he hooks out and he's like, you're red hulk. Um, so all right, load out phase. I just want to make sure we have an understanding here, uh, of what spells people have. Oh, and also probably no, but did we get a chance to replenish our healing potions? Because no, no, yeah, they're being produced elsewhere. Yeah. Real far away. Yeah. It's because I don't have any at axhole. I don't be on a wildfire. I have one. Okay, that sounds right. Okay. Um, I don't know that the temple upstairs you could, you know, spend time renovating, maybe once you clear the whole dungeon. Um, if we rule the text, you know, simply instigated. Okay. Um, are you now level three? What does that give you? So, I'm not a king trickster. So he's got mage hand and a few other spells. It's going to be pickpocketed. Feeling played and shaped water. Uh, find familiar magic missile and shield. Yes. What were you hoping to do with shape water? I know. I'll hand it again, son. Shape water. You know the water? Shape. I'm gonna freeze it sometimes. Mm-hmm. Does it gotta move it? Mm-hmm. But to see why it doesn't float. But like, some sessions, there isn't any water. Yeah. So some sessions, I won't use that. I'm just sure we draw your honor. All right. Great. So now, drop is level five. All right. Okay. Yep. Give me third level spells. Notably, um, spirit guardians. Reef of a five, which is nice. And the other one, uh, is aura of hope. Is that the other one? So I was, so I loaded myself out tonight unless I'm struggling to do otherwise, I loaded myself up tonight to be super heal bot. So, um, yeah. Anyway, I was gonna like, maybe cast sanctuary on myself and just heal, heal, heal, heal, something like that. Is sanctuary concentration? No. Okay. So you could cast sanctuary and have spirit guardians up or something like that. Well, no, no. Then you're doing damage. Yeah. Spirit guardians is damage. You can't do damage while you're in sanctuary. Correct. Okay. All right. Yeah. Yeah. I was just, so I don't want to say like, take myself out of the fight, but like, I wouldn't be like, I, my spell loadout right now is not, there's no damage. Well, I'm glad you offered that because, but you'll probably need to be super heal bot. Yeah. So that's that and honestly, and then Corin likes the idea. Yeah. So level four, um, uh, boars is now, what does that change anything? You have a little two spells. I mean, I did before. So I'm basically the same as last time, except I got my feet. Okay. I did the heavy armor master, so I take three less damage. Nice. Normal attacks. Speaking of that, um, I, in super heal bot, um, I was going to cat, I was going to propose to cast on you, warding bond. It, it joins us. We have rings. We have besties. Uh, you get a plus one to AC, and then we split in half all damage that happens to you. So you would be on front. I'd be right behind you. Yeah. No, that's, that's, that's kind of, that's, so that was, um, all right, that sounds good. What spells are you taking with you? So half damage delta, who would go to you? Yes. Okay. But, doesn't that sound kind of risky for you? Well, if, if he gets the plus one, he's worried about losing the super heal bot. He, he gets the plus one AC out of it. Yeah. Um, but what if you're targeted? Corin wants to know. I mean, if I have sanctuary on me, that would be difficult. Not impossible, but difficult. I mean, I could, I could still heal myself. I've got my channel divinities. I've got, um, aura of, um, hope. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I, I think I'll be okay. All right. So I was like, yeah, I mean, plus it puts it, I mean, if I'm sitting at a 21 AC. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. And it helps you maintain your concentration on your. Right. I ordered everything. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I want to show the faith. Right. Yeah. All right. And then what, what spells are you taking with you? Force. I have, um, mending. That's a cantrip. Sacred flame. Spare the dying. Told the dead. Uh, cure wounds. Guiding bolt. Healing word. Identify because that's going to be really important. Uh, sanctuary, searing smite, shield of faith, heat metal, lesser restoration, magic weapon, and the prayer of healing. Can, can you cast shield of faith on someone else in a 2014 edition? Yeah. Thank you. Okay. And yeah. So it takes your concentration concentration. Yeah. So tactics wide. So if we are, and, and the idea here is for kind of everybody to be within 10 feet of me. Right. Um, because concentration, it's a saving throw, correct? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's considered a saving throw. So tactics wise, Jack, go big. And, uh, and then, uh, and then boars. So this is, this is a tactic. I would like us to think about. Jack go big, get boars, casts, shield of faith on Jake. I cast shield of faith on me. Uh, we have in the mid row, um, or even at the back is, right, because everything you have is that you're, you're great at range and you're going to have people behind you, archers and et cetera. And then you two guys are kind of meshed in there staying within that 10 foot bubble. And you're hitting stuff with, um, you're hitting stuff with, uh, with told the dead or, um, or those kinds of things as needed. Yeah, guiding bullet, like, but you're can tripping to try to and staying kind of out of range. And you're kind of, and then, you know, you two are staying there. So you're helping to maintain your concentration spells, yeah, all that kind of stuff. Um, and then, um, and then we're going to have, uh, like, as far as the, the NPCs, um, I think we just kind of are going to hold them. They're going to go with us. And then, um, like when we come into rooms, we're going to try to push into rooms. If it's, you know, if it's available, we're going to try to push into rooms to like kind of to the wall kind of thing and then let the archers and all maintain doorways. Um, and so, uh, you know what I'm saying? Like, like, if we were to come into this room, we're going to push on the wall. The archers are going to be here providing a counter fire. And then that should allow some of the NPC melee's to come in. So generally speaking, it's PCs, soldiers, and then skirmishers and archers. I think PCs, NPCs, like, like named NPCs, like managers, NPC managers, right? So the five that, that we got from, and then, um, probably like, uh, I almost think archers, skirmishers, soldiers at the back, because the soldiers could dash forward, um, and help with stuff. That's kind of what I'm thinking, but, um, since we're going to play on one, from one, it's, you know, it's. Now, the, the, when I go big, I get like the strength advantages, but really, it's the extra D6 return. Is that worth it? I'm going to be blocking everything? Like, would you rather be not go big? What does the strength advantage do for you? But I have advantage on strength checks and saving throws. I don't see that as being a big advantage. Right. So it's mostly just the D6, blaming the damage. Like, yeah, once, once per turn, I can add a D6 to my damage when I hit. I think it might be better to manage some of the other runes. Yeah. And, and, and maybe go big as a later. Yeah. Because I, I don't want to like block us that nobody can shoot past you and get three quarters covered every one. Right. Right. Like, uh, unless they're all shooting at us, then you could. Yeah. And then at any point, you can say, jank, go big and jank go big. Right. Um, but yeah, I think one of the lessons learned from last time is maybe we, we save the envisioning a little bit until. I mean, it hasn't been a run out problem, but like, but I would like for you to be able to, to like, especially even if you're, if you have shield of faith from bores, uh, if you're able to do that and do like some of those runes where you use all the reactions, you know, like, like do that. And then you can pop out of that and go big. Like, I think that's a valid option. Also, I was thinking earlier, if we want it, it's, you know, if I'm being super healed by my concentration, it's kind of mostly taken by that, uh, bores has blessed if we're having trouble with ACs and stuff. I don't know. Um, you bring in bless. That's probably what I switched to. What's your future? Okay. How's well? Okay. Oh, also we need to talk about how we're going to do fire damage with the trolls show up. Right. Well, we know they're down here. So that was, uh, item number two on that, uh, so bores, you've been making miracles? I got one large medical set. Do tell something about that situation. So if we run into a troll and we need to do some fire damage to it, somebody can get the manacles on it. What do you think the rules are better? Yeah, you probably have to grapple with it. Yeah. Something is big and grapples it. So yeah, this is why it's here. Yeah. I know you have a short rest. I have a fire room. Yes. And then you are your, your sorcerer, the princess wizard is a fire fire guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But the backup to all of those things is if we can get some metal on it and they can't get off of it, I can heat the metal and hit up with some fire every turn. Yeah. Yeah. Here's a forum post on manacles. Okay. So to facilitate this, just to help understand something, uh, when all of these people, all of these doors have gotten together and discussed their knowledge of trolls, is it that they think that like, can I just tell you the metagame question and yeah, the metagame question is do trolls regenerate hit points at the end of their turn or at like, like, where in the sequence of events do they regenerate hit points? Because that does have a strategic roll a lore check with a D20. 16. Okay. So after some discussion and argument, because dwarves, right, everybody seems to think that they regenerate at the start of their turn. Oh, interesting. In the, in the combat stack. Okay. So, and that if they take fire damage, and some people say acid damage, and some people say magical weapons, but that's unclear. Right. Uh, then, then they don't always regenerate the following turn on their turn. They don't. Right. So we would mark that with a marker turn here. That's how that would have been drowned. Uh, then they drowned. But did they, did they come back to life and drown again? I think that's what he's saying. Well, drowning works differently. Okay. Drowning's not a hit point problem. Drowning's a different problem. We fight placing water on our head when they're passed out. Oh, you're talking about shaping water? Yeah. How much water are you carrying? It's, I'm, if we find them, like, we fight trolls. And we fire water. And we knock down trolls by water, can't trip. No, no, no. We'll cross, we'll cross that there to the top bridge you say. That's right. To some indicate water. Yeah. And water. See, it's all coming together. Trolls wouldn't hang out under bridges if they were so prone to drowning as you think. But maybe they don't know they're fine. Nobody would use it. They would use fire, right? The jet, the legs, the water would have been caught on fire. Josh. They might live. I didn't know I had such a, I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. You hear it. You hear it. You're bridging. You're bridging. We're on the class of like 20 minutes into the kindergartner in the brittle that I was in. Okay. So a troll strategy could be. We do, we do everything we can to get fire damage as a type or we comes out of nowhere. Right. We kick him out. The strategy is Jimwin dies and he asking it. Let me put him away. That's strategy part the third. So, yeah. So we do a modicum of fire damage and then we concentrate archer, skirmisher, fire on there on that troll in betwixt the turns with the hopes that we can just blast him enough. Yeah, just blast him down. And we see a troll as target number one. Yeah, but I'm saying like like whatever we have that has fire damage of any type. So like the wizard, yeah, Evan, the scorcher doing that kind of damage or if there is, I don't think that's not a clear spell where you can do the, oh, it's magic. You can turn the, you can create up something into a magical item, like five arrows or whatever. A fire damage. Fire damage. Yeah. So you can do fire damage. You can. I wonder what fire was with my fire ring. Yeah. I forgot. I just have, I have sacred flame too. That's radiant. That's radiant. Is it? It's sacred thing. Yeah. So I guess the question is there anything, there's nothing else on the cleric spell list that would do fire damage. They're not real fire building. So, so if you pick it, there's a, there's like continual flame. Yeah. That's what I was saying. Like, is there a, continual flame is just for life. It doesn't do any heat. So that's the energy to pick it in. We don't have any. Do we have the capacity to light our arrows on fire? If we make, if you wrap them in tar, which no one has discussed at all. Oh, it creates no heat. Well, what if we heard, I mean, if we heard, tell that there were, that there were trolls about in these discussions, could he have, because I think he's the only one with a short bow, could he have an X number of arrows that could be lit on fire? I thought you meant all your archers. You're just talking about John's character? Yeah, just as like, some crafting, right? Yeah. Take a turn to light it. Yeah. And then fire it. Okay. Yeah. Action to light. Yeah. I feel like all of our archery guys should have it just anyway. I literally just said that wasn't an option. Right. I literally, yeah. Yeah. That's, that's, yeah. Well, yeah. So, okay. So good. So we have that. So, we will just say that there is a torchbearer with you. One of your, one of your NPCs is holding a torch. Like, okay. I mean, you can stand next to edit and light it off his head. Yeah. I mean, yeah, you know, like, so you can be there next to end. So then you'll do, take an action to light and then fire. So just keep that true. Okay. Anything else? I'm not super happy that we don't have a ton of fire sources in the party, but it is what it is. It's good. I mean, that's why I tried to be like, you guys have noticed the thing, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, and then do my best for you. And then look, that's why I'm talking, I mean, really, the meta game of it at all is like, if you can do some fire game in some way, it's going to prevent the regeneration and so that we can like, and I get the trolls are dangerous and all that kind of stuff. But like, are we, are we expecting like a dozen or more trolls? No, I think it's going to be optimal. So, I think with the fire cancer, it's going to be fine. Okay. And I do think it may be, well, I mean, there's no facing rules. So I was going to be like, oh, spread out, but it doesn't really, really matter. Unless he has some sort of sweeping attack. Maybe the trolls, I'm happy and would like to switch sides. Probably. Maybe. So diplomacy first. So, uh, just so, you know, shape water can move a five foot cube of water, but that's the water. There is no water. Let's get going with the game. All right. It's a great choice, though. I think it's outside the trickster. That is definitely outside the box 100%. I know nobody ever. A cube of the water. Fox is nowhere nearby. Fox is in a different campaign that we played a couple of years ago. He's still trying to win. Goes this all. Okay, put yourselves on this on, well, put your first four dudes on the on the staircase. So, uh, house, I guess you'll, you'll tell us when to kick off all the prep spells, right? Uh, oh, how will, well, no, like, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry. Yeah, warding bond, we probably should do. It's like an, warding bonds an hour. Do that before. Yeah, I, I feel like you're going to start with an issue because, yeah, because I mean, long beard halls looks much smaller, at least on the, you know, okay, so I'm guessing it's, and if this is their hold and they know we're here, etc, and so forth. And they've been watching your movements. Okay, so let's do there's a big song about what we're about to do, right? Yeah, like you guys are like down singing yourselves into a frenzy. Yeah, you know, banging our shields, higher for more than more than you do every night. Yeah. Um, I don't have a, okay. So, boarding bonds, you know, you know, have one plus one AC, you have resistance to all damage and whatever damage is done to you, it's also done to me. Well, John Brady indeed. Um, outside the box. I'm also going to cast aid at second level. Did you just see the food? Oh, uh, one. Do you want a cast aid too? Now's the time to do it if you want to. Just here for the food. I don't have that one. Okay. Uh, I can bless some people. Well, or I can read you some people. So I think, I think the three of you each get 10 temporary points through you get yours, Jake and gentlemen. Good. Now I have more hit points than my NPCs. And you, and you've cast shield faith. I mean, before we go in, is that fun? How long does that last? It's concentration to a minute, isn't it? No, it's, uh, it's a concentration up to 10 minutes, but it's a bonus action. Um, yeah, well, I'll get it on you when we kick off. Okay, that gives me a plus two. Is that right? Yeah, plus two to your AC. Oh, even the scorcher is going to cast, um, major on himself. That takes up one of his three first level spell slots. Oh, would you place this rad looking goblin at the top of the stairs? Oh, is he going to be our friend? Uh, almost certainly, for some definition. Don't put him on the level square. I represent the unsatisfied trolls who'd like to join you. Goblin messenger for Jake? It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's very important to the demons. The dialogue it sends is regards. All right, we're ready to game? Yeah, I'll leave some. Put those over there just so we can eventually, yeah, you can sort of make a queue, uh, you know, yeah, go around the corner and back towards Mike. Who's coming up the stairs? Is this a piece? That's on, that's on the PC, right? Um, I don't know who that is. What? That's me. Oh, you've just, you've discovered my spots. That's also not a piece of hocus. That's a hocus. That's the McAllister's next door neighbor. Okay. Wow. T.S. this season. Uh, all right. All right. I forget Kevin. Have a good raid guys. Hogan's back home. That's, that's, that's. Don't back here. Okay. There you go. Goes, it's supposed to go up to, with, with the other. That's corn irons. Yeah, it's corn. He's in the front lines. Yeah. With me. I see. Right there. Just not, we'll, let's say hi to you. Let's be honest. Which seems easy. All right. Okay. We're the same. You know, I, we're really. Many fans are the same. They have the same pose. Initiative. Okay. Before we roll initiative. Yeah. Um, dessert. No, just like, if anyone goes before the two of us, it's gonna get real hairy, really fast. Like can we declare that like our initiative order is the order that we're standing in? That's not how initiative works in D&D. I, I know. Well, we can, well, we can get ready actions. We can delay. I mean, like, you know, I got one narrow. That's, to our minions. So. On your, on your turn. That's right. We are not breaking that. Go. Who got not 20? All right. So that concern is no bias. Yeah. Two. And this is just working on her. I got a 19. 11 on a 12. Nice. Okay. Great. All right. Great. So where do you, so yes, you can do that. It turns out. Thank you, dice. I, again, I cannot reiterate how much you need to remember this wonderful dice rolls that you consistently have had. Oh, yeah. Now I've done a, a good trick. Why do you say it? All right. So obviously they've, they've thrown a bunch of junk on the stairs to make it all difficult terrain. Because of course they have. Yeah. Makes sense. And the minute you guys start charging up, jank, what do you do? So just do a fill in a GM turn. Can everybody? Just ask if I have guys who are active. Okay. More arriving. Because I figure we're just going to keep this as dog form. Yeah. I double moved here. Okay. My guy hits the gong like as much as he can and then bolts. So he'll make it to there. We're already singing. We're not scared. Yeah. So he hits the gong line. Are you, are you in this square? Yeah. This one? Yeah. Okay. So then, uh, but you haven't engaged yet. So you don't get an opportunity to take as he moves away. Okay. Those guys are super sweet. I have your ring out though. So what to get engaged? Sorry. Keep going. I need to stop joking. Yeah. That's not helpful. He's like confusing him. Not what you want. Yeah. No, no, no. There's too much we have to do. Okay. So you're there, which means that the guy here can see you. What, uh, what time where where do you wear stone stone? Okay. With, uh, I got turtle shield. Yeah. All right. Uh, but stone, what stone stone. Yeah. Stone athlete. What's your weapon? Uh, that locks. Okay. Thanks. Um, that's what that lacks. Okay. Okay. Um, then I will actually, my own turn is, is that gotten bolted. So all right. Uh, as a bonus action, I cast shield of faith and I clamor up to, uh, behind double, double break attack. All right. Yep. All right. We got six works. Okay. And, uh, the front two will probably attack. At least. So I can see Jenkins. I can see Jimin or not. I mean, I'm just right based off of that. You're behind him behind him. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Um, so a ghostly spear appears in the air. ghostly. Yeah. Ghostly, which will be represented by this because it has a spirit. Um, it will appear in this space and attack Jimin. Is just a spirit. Yeah. Like a spiritual weapon kind of. A lot like that. Um, it will miss you. Um, and then, uh, you're, there's five feet of separation between you and, and then right. So they would have to use range. Does that right? Yeah. Okay. So they'll, they'll throw some javelins front, right, throwing javelins at jank. That's a 19 and a nine. The 19 is plus five. So that's 24. That'll hit. So you can take, uh, six producing damage from javelin and blood has been shed. Uh, my other guys, I think are going to mostly delay or, yeah, they're mostly yelling and talking. Cool. Okay. But, um, uh, in that slot that I active just now, just right works. Yeah. Six works. Okay. Yeah. Uh, Hogan. Uh, I'm just gonna move to here. And what's corn moving? Yeah. Well, that's up to John. That's up to John. Yeah. At this point, he would, yes. Is this a 10 foot wide hallway? It's a 10 foot wide hallway. But everything's, uh, you know, yeah, difficult to ran, difficult to ran. Okay. All right. Yeah. Um, nothing. Bro. I mean, you're here, you know, thundering footsteps in the back. So go ahead. Go any farther. You can end on the difficulty, right? Yeah. Oh, you can? Yeah. Yeah. It just costs double movement. Oh, okay. So it's five. Uh, it's 15. Go to one. You know what I love? That was double moving. If you were counting. He did tell you if I only did 25. Yeah. Um, yeah. Maybe, yeah. I want to be close to this is just in on the, yeah, just in where you don't have an angle. Yeah. Just like something like that. Right here on the corner there. Okay. It was just good. That's open. Did it? No. That's, uh, that was, uh, that was, uh, um, okay. Uh, somebody was that supposed to be me? Yeah. That's hold up, maybe. Yeah. That was open in the past. This is hold up. Yeah. So it's hold up. But then it wasn't. We have two tokens or two. Corin's floating in there. I think there's two. We have two figures representing Corin and Hogan. Yes. Okay. There you go. We have one. Okay. Alright, Captain. Uh, yeah. Uh, nothing now. Wars. Alright. I feel like this is a trap. He moves up a little bit here. Cast you on the faith on Jank. Okay. And, um, your skirmisher. Kilo the lucky. Oh, okay. Oh, you're just this year. Comes around, gives, gives bores a little slap on the butt. Naturally. And continues on up here a little bit. And, um, these random dudes. There you go. A soldier. The art chair and the skirmisher come up around this way. Okay. That's what we do. Alright, Jank. Alright. I'm going to close to this work right here on top of this rubble. We can move the rubble and just write "D"s on the difficult terrains if that becomes a problem. We can just put it to the side that we would know there's. I know I'm in different terrains. Um, and I'm going to play battleites. That's a 16 and 18 hit. Uh, on works. Yeah. Those will both hit. Okay. So that is 20 magical slashing. Okay. Um, and yeah, that's, that's my altar. Uh, that orc is down. You can remove him. Okay. Um, well, okay. If he's down, then I'm going to step into the space here. But, okay. I got a source base. Um, hold on. I just remember. Do you need to move the hulga in? No, he didn't. So, the hulga's going to move up to, I'm just going to show you right here in front of a horse. Okay. Deodorant. Um, yeah, I'm, my goblin is going to be there and shoot it. Okay. That's a miss. And, uh, that's it on that tour. Okay. Alright, Jim Nguyen. Um, let's see. Can you move me just like there? Forward one. And then diagonal here? Uh, yes. So that should be 25, right? To move forward one is five. And then to move that diagonal would be five, 10. No, it's a 50. Okay. So I've moved. Yeah, you have five, 10, 15. Okay. So then I attack the over in front of me. It's actually an orc. Or orc. I'm sorry. And that is a 20 something to hit. Um, and that is 13 points of damage. Okay. And then a second attack that is a 16 hit. And that is 10 points of damage. Okay. I'm between the two of those. He's up. Alright. And then I, uh, step into that space. Okay, that's 20 for you. And, uh, that is my turn. Sounds like a turn. Okay. My orcs. First off, the spirit of your spiritual weapon will come, uh, come move to you and attack Jim Nguyen that will miss. Then I have spears in the front rank. Uh, 18 plus five will hit 23. Yeah. Um, actually that's on jank. Oh, yeah. Um, so that's another six to you. No, sorry. That's a great axe, not a spear. So that's nine to you. Okay. Um, then, uh, javelins from the other two against each of you. Javelin on jank misses, javelin on, uh, javelin misses. That's their turn. Alright. Uh, okay. Um, come around the corner and shoot at somebody to this guy. Is this, this guy? Sorry. Okay. Oh, it's a net 20. That was nice. That was nice. Oh, and then since, uh, Steve died too. So, one, twelve plus two, fourteen, damage to that one guy. Okay. He's still up. But he's got a big arrow sticking out of his neck. So, isn't that your last law? Corn? Corn will, is that spiritual weapon? Is it? It does not occupy the space. Okay. You'll go next to it. Here? We can put it there. I don't, I don't actually feel like the rest of it, right? He can't. You cannot. Okay. Any more than I can yours. Right. As much as he's one of them. And he's gonna hide back now. Spiritual weapons should be able to fight spiritual weapons. That would be cool, yeah. We should do that. Uh, right. Um, this is your cook sheet. Uh, what's your level four? My armor? The made our metal. It starts to get hot. Can we tell who's casting? I don't know that you can. Somebody would be saying words. Yeah, it's a battle. You can't hear him, yeah. Okay. Everybody's saying words. Okay. Right. I don't think so. Okay. That guy looks suspect. Perception roll. I don't know. Okay. For gentlemen. Okay. Right. You're on the corner, right? Uh, Rob? I mean, I'm at the corner. Yeah. I'm like right here. You, yeah. I don't know. I'm not gonna, yeah, you can. Okay. 11. No, you can't tell him. All right. Um, so, uh, do you want flat damage or do you want me to roll every round? Uh, Rob. Uh, I mean, I, I don't know. I'd probably just go flat if it was your flat. Okay. So it's one nine, two eight. All right. So nine. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Nine fire. You've got disadvantages and such. And, uh, right. So, and you have to make a constitution check if you, uh, if you can't drop the item, which you can't with your armor. Right. So you have to make a constitution check. Rob, you took your damage. Oh, yeah. That's what I was saying. It's, it's up to you. Oh, yeah. Uh, so it's half because of your existence. We'll call it five on each of you, then. Yeah. If I'm jealous, you pull this off first. I hear that. Yeah. If you're resistant to it. Sorry, I thought it was. Why do you have, why do you have resistance? Because I, because, yeah, uh, warning bond, yeah. Okay. All right. Um, and then a constitution saving through it. So you're each taking five? Yeah. Yeah. I was just trying to remember if the rules round down or up if you're resistant. I, but, um, I'll look it up here a second. Um, what? Yeah. I mean, I'll roll if it's a problem. That would, it would still have the problem. Yeah. Yeah. But no, but yeah. Okay. So if, uh, if a, if a creature is holding or wearing the object, which you are, and takes damage from it, a creature might succeed on a constitution saving through it or drop the object if it can. If it doesn't drop the object, so you, you can't. Right. Right. So the constitution saving throws moot because you can't. So you have disadvantage on attack rolls and ability checks until the start of your next turn, every turn that this happens to you. So you have disadvantage on attack rolls and ability checks, but because your armors until the start of the mix start, until the spell drops, the start of the spell casters next turn until the start of my next turn. And then it will happen again and it will happen again. Okay. You can still have a constitution though, because it's or drop the object. Sorry. What? Is constitution saving through or drop the object? It's armor. It's or not. And he can't drop it. So while I've been over this and over this, yeah, if you drop it, it works. Yeah. If you drop it, then you don't have to make the concept. Right. If you're right. If it was an item he could drop, he could drop it to not make the concept. If he holds onto it, say it was this weapon, say it was his longsword or whatever, if he wanted to hold onto it, he would have to make the concept. If he made the concept, he wouldn't take the disadvantage, but he would still, you know, but so, but I don't make the, I used that I can't make the concept because you can't drop the item. Right. Like you. Okay. You can't succeed on the concept because you don't. Oh, okay. I see. I don't think that's the way I read it, but I'm not. It's what you're reading that every round he can make a concept to avoid the disadvantage. Every round he can make a concept to avoid the damage. No. No, I think just you cannot avoid the damage at all. Because it isn't the prerequisites that you can, you can avoid taking, you can avoid, uh, you can avoid the disadvantage on attack or own ability checks by dropping the item or by succeeding on a con save if you don't drop the item. So I guess, yeah, so I think you can see, succeed on the con save to avoid disadvantage on attack or ability check. Okay. So the, yeah, because I was like, what's the con save, the purpose of the con save? If that makes sense. Okay. So, uh, no, no, no, but the con save is to avoid dropping the object. Right. Read this. Read this. Read this. The creature must succeed on a constitution save. Let's say it's your longsword or drop the object if it can. So if you succeed, you can not, you can manage to not drop the object, but you still take disadvantage on your things if you decide that's what you want to do, but you want to hold on to your longsword no matter what. Right. It forces the drop. The con save forces the drop. Uh, okay. I agree with you now. So the con save doesn't avoid the consequence. Right. It says if it doesn't drop the object, it has disadvantage of attack rolls and ability checks. Correct. And in the case of armor, it cannot be dropped. Therefore that will happen. Yeah. So that's why I'm not calling for a con save for me. Okay. I understand this. That's fine. Okay. Um, all right, then, uh, that was on which term? Uh, that was, uh, the one after, after hooking. Yeah. Yeah. So grown. It's your term. Uh, okay. All right. So I come out here. Let's see. This is the spiritual weapon. Yeah, you can move into that space. Yeah. Yeah. Let's trade it out. Okay. Um, I guess you're the, you've only gotten hurt one time, right? And that's all that the damage has been done with the party. Yeah. All right. Well, I've got these guys, but, uh, fine. Okay. I was just wondering if I should start heal botting right now. Okay. All right. How long does, uh, spirit guardians last? 10 minutes. And how long is that? What's the right of your guardians is 10 minutes. Uh, you only have one third level spell though. It is. I have two spell slots for a third level. All right. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. I just looked at it. It was like, I remember hitting it from before. Yeah. I just looked at it. You're like a lawnmower. He used the form. Yeah. Well, yeah. This might be a good lawnmower situation. Moments. Just until we can get to the gift. Uh, you want me to turn on right now? For 10 minutes. I mean, that'll get us pretty far. Do you have to track that the round level? Yeah. For 10 minutes. That's 60 rounds. Okay. All right. Uh, let's do it. Uh, and it's non concentration. It is concentration. Okay. So it is theoretically edible. Yes. Okay. Yes. Um, let's see. So it would go. And you'll be, you'll be taking damage from the heat metal and you'll have to roll against that. That's right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Um, I will be getting help from your, or look, it's his, he wanted it. No, you can drop the word anytime, right? Is the word concentration? No, but you could, you could drop it. I could drop it. Yes. I could. So if you, right, that's on him, if he wants to keep it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you get plus three for the ora. Okay. Uh, all right. I'll kick on spirit guardians. Okay. How do we do? How do we want to represent that with a big circle around you? Yeah. It's 15 minutes. Oh, okay. That wasn't me. I didn't do it. Yeah. How about you throw away, you're in a 15 feet. Yeah. That's 10. I'll double check it. Make sure you use them. It's 2014. Yeah. It's way the app. I know. And they messed up the app so bad. Right. No. Yes. Okay. Um, I did purchase the new ones. And I, and my thought is that at the new year, we'll think about whether to move to them. Yeah. I, I bought them as well. So this is round zero one. There's not. All right. So this is, this is you, right? Yeah. Okay. One, uh, when I cast a spell, I can designate any number of creatures. You can see to be unaffected by it, obviously on my allies. And an affected creature speed is halved in the area. When the creature enters for the first time or when it starts on its turn, it must make a wisdom saving throw on a failed save. You know, the creature takes 3d8 radiant damage. Okay. That's a 12 if they fail the save. That happens on their turn on yours, right? Okay. All right. I'll just leave that. And yeah, that's it for my turn. That's all I was doing. No. All right, damn turn. Uh, oh, there's, uh, you know, we're, we're, we're, we're gonna have two of these things. Sorry. I lost too many. Uh, double more. More grater? There is. There's one problem here. No. Oh, we're grater. These guys. Oh, fun. Who is this guy? There are more griders. Um, is that guy running away or do you get moved? He's not there. You mean nobody can get to him. He's getting me to run. Well, nobody saw it though. Right. John the player saw it. Um, okay. So, uh, on their turn, they're going to fire into the melee. I guess, but it's going to be 50% or 75% cover or anything to hit anybody. We did three with three guys with 75. Uh, okay. So if I'm firing through two ranks of works, that's 50. That's 50. Um, do you spirit guardians provide any, uh, cover? No, it doesn't make it difficult to write. Well, narratively yesterday. Yes. It can't be enough, right? Well, no, I think it's mechanically inherently no. It's, it's, it's, it slows people down in the, there's a lot of, um, people express irritation that they didn't just make it difficult terrain. Like, because it makes the rules weird. Right. Like, but it, yeah, you're, oh, it slows movement instead of making it difficult. Yeah. So the operates is difficult terrain, but it doesn't. But like every other fricking thing that does the same kind of effect, but if it were difficult terrain, then it would affect allies. Right. That's, that's, I think why they did it that way. Well, not, not to dump too deep, but there's some things that don't care about difficult terrain too. Yeah. And then the way the rules work right now, there's all these fingers. We don't have to. I don't want to delve into it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, okay. So anyway, I'm firing a couple of arrows through some spirit guardians, but that's okay. Okay. And through some people, but then that gives cover, right? Yeah. Yeah. You know, plus two and your AC. So what is your AC like 28? It's the 22 with the plus two will be 24. Okay. Uh, so no, there's a very few die rolls that you can do that for my goblins. For my CR one fourth goblins. What's your AC over there? Also 22? Uh, 21, but with the cover it's 20. Uh huh. So I still, I, I came close arrows with past your heads, but not quite good enough. I was in the high teens, but not in the very high teens. Uh, then I think those guys seeing this whole spirit guardians problem. Uh, they might, they might just do a little backaroo here. Yeah. Get up. Just back it up. Does the spirit guardians go through anything? So it's just from you and like, yeah, those, it'll start to come through walls. Yeah. Yeah. It goes around the corner. Such a great spell. Is it that way? I feel like it's fairly flawed, but who cares? Respective is everything. It really is. All right. Um, maybe I should be close. I hear, I'll see how everybody likes that. Yeah. We'll see. No, everybody likes that. All right. Uh, that was the post ground DM term. So it's Bors. Bors. Bors. Bors. All right. Uh, the statistic friend is come move up here. Um, none of those people were specified there. I'll take a damage. Just kidding. Do you need a term between Bors and Jank? His troops come here slot one in there. Um, I'm moving stuff around in my head. I'm moving up to here, but those guys will just take the place of. Yeah, I know how deep you want it in your terms, but it's in there. Um, and work that looks like he's been damaged. Uh, yeah. I would like to the tall one with the hands over. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to tell him, um, did pretty well. What's the DC 14 wisdom? I made it. Uh, good job. Smart, uh, or wise, wise, so wise. Now for flavor, I believe the Bors is instead of something like a bell. It's like a big anvil clash. Nice. Um, don't I have to ever do anything with your, uh, with your, uh, OVC? Uh, I can't get in there. Okay. These guys are trying to get out. Use that when we need it. Okay. Then trying to maintain it over you. All right. I guess these two can get back here to, one of them is back there. My archer's looking in there. Okay. What's up? Even the scorchers like, Hey, what about me? I'm getting left behind. I don't know what's going on with this whole message. Well, you're the one who's supposed to be cute and start, cute about. Well, I can bring them in. The, the, the difficult drain doesn't matter at this point, because they're, everyone's moving to the speed of the pattern. Right. So. So yeah, so just, so yeah, fill the squares. Thank you. We're all wargaming together. I didn't want to like start taking over other people's things. Don't, but one per square. And, and, and also, like, don't put any of these guys ahead of the named PC NPCs that were here before. It's like, I want her to be able to have a clear boundary. And even the scorcher is feeling left behind. Okay. Are you doing anything? On which one? Point to it. That's between the boards. Okay. Uh, so I'm, I'm attacking this guy, 13 and a 25. 25 will hit. Okay. So that's 12 magical slashing. He's still up. And that's my turn. Okay. Um, she's going to move up. She's already done. Um, yeah, that's it. Okay. Dude, shouldn't this guy be ahead of these two? Hey, you know, while I'm got in there. All right. Uh, versus more commanding to his people. If you wanted to be in charge of that, you should set there. Um, all right. Do you ever says we meet goblin? Do you ever say we meet goblin? He is, uh, I hope he survives, but I really don't love his chances. Um, maybe he's, maybe he's going to worm his way through to here. Fire a shot at Jenks head because he's like up on some, you know, maybe it's, maybe it's not. I'm going to say he's not 50% covered. He's probably quarter covered yet. Uh, oh, he did all right. He rolled an 18. So let's figure this out. Yeah. Uh, what does quarter cover do? I think one. Does it? Is that an eight? I don't know. We have a, we have three quartering full. Yeah, there's that's a room full. So, uh, 23, uh, that hits. Ha! Take six from a little short bow. Wait, hold on. No, you were 24. I'm 24. You're 24. No, he was 24 with cover. Oh, it's 22. Yeah. Yeah. Take five Pearson damage, bitch. You gotta blow your concentration. No, you don't. I don't. That's still the right. Pre-shielded. All right. Okay. All right. Oh, it's my turn. All right. The guy in front of me, and now I have the beginning of your turn. No, on my turn. Yeah, it applies. Yeah. All right. He's like, as opposed to, uh, so miss, miss, uh, tell me. Um, all right. That's the end of turn. Through the goblin, get chilled, bear gobbled, gobbled up. He's, he's bobbled in the goblin. Let him live. Uh, all right. Gone boy lives. I also know it only goes up to here, but he went through it. He's with me. Um, all right. He gets around three to eight. He's my favorite dog. He's a goblin boss. Oh, when he went through it was his movement. Yeah. Okay, uh, works. I think they all die. Roll three to eight. Yeah, it was 12. Okay. Well, they're not all dead, but this guy's dead and this guy's dead. Oh, they do get a sitting throw potentially. Oh, well, I guess I'm gonna want to know about that. That's wisdom 15. Oh, yes. I'm super likely to make that. One of them is already proven one of my eyes. He's like an ordinary philosopher. Yeah. Two of them made it. One within that 20. So my, my front two guys did still die. Okay. Um, is it half as much? Oh, it is, it is half as much. It is half as much on a... Okay, but that still would have killed both of them. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. So those two took six and seven or twelve. Uh, right. Okay. And then, it's a spiritual weapon. No, that, oh, the spiritual weapon. Thank you. For all the good it does. On who? Well, that's a great question. Surely it's in this place. So it could be... No, it's actually in this space. Oh, that's right. That's right. Go on. Um, this is Corin. That's Corin. Yes. And that's you? Yep. Okay. Okay. We're in front of me. Okay. So it's actually going to go against Corin. Okay. No. Okay. All right. Uh, okay. And actually this guy is going to move back to here. And this guy is going to move back to here, so they can. And Boblin's like, what? Guys. Shoot that, Boblin. Great. Boblin, did you get shot at Boblin? With a freaking fire air. What a little further, but it's... We got half. Can I get that, Boblin? Can I get up to here? No, don't shoot. When you kill Boblin, you could go with five everybody. Okay. I'm going to go for everybody for it. Whoa, I don't think you can actually... Oh, wait, no, because it's difficult. It's difficult terrain on top of difficult terrain. Is it difficult terrain on that side of it? You technically probably... You cannot climb over an ally in difficult terrain. It is a... Wow. Okay. All right. All right. Then I will just shoot at the lobsters. You're lobsters. How much covered would he get? Boblin? Boblin. If you move into the car to you, it's 50%. He can't move at all. He's stuck in this square. Well, no, I think he can move to the one... He can go into the one that... Into the square? No, he can go to the one. He's your owner. Okay. Let's see what he can do. Oh, some... That one hit. Yeah. Yeah. So then you can do that. He can take attack on this, though. Correct. He's the spirit. So that's four. He hits four damage. Okay. All right. He's... I'm going to let him live. He's wearing plot armor. Yeah. That's right. All right. Uh, has your turn, Hogan? Uh, Corrin is going to move up. He can move through. Oh, he can't. He can't not move at all. I can't... Can't move at all. Can't move at all. Okay. Why can't you? Because he's standing in difficult terrain. No, you're standing in front of a difficult terrain. Oh, you're right. We are. He's standing in difficult terrain. Oh. Well, he can't move forward. Yeah. And to the side? Five, ten, fifteen. Uh-huh. No. Can he get the Boblin? What? Yes. He can threaten Boblin. And I will... I'll attack Boblin. No. It's okay. We need to get him, Boblin. We'll attack him. Boblin throws himself when he works. Yeah. He wants to be the party pet. Oh, my gosh. And, uh, does 14 hits? No. Then he missed both attacks. The Boblin taunts him. All right. Uh, cool. All right. Damn. That's the email term. Uh, yeah. Everybody take five who's affected by... It's... Rob looks at him. He said resistance is... You round down. So it's four? Then I'm rolling. No. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not gonna take eight. Okay. For two to eight. Okay. Oh, it's two to eight? It's two to eight. So I was around, I was averaging to nine. Okay. But I'm not gonna take eight. Okay. I'll roll. I like girls better. Those are better, but they just take... Monkey numbers. So if you get those numbers up, you've got to go first. I know they have a sneak attack. And then now watch our roll too. Yeah. So five. So you each take two. Two. Okay. Take that. It should work that one of them gets one die and one of them gets the other. That actually would be kind of rad. Like you get half and you get half, right? That's my turn. Okay. I rolled my con check. It was good. We have a... Oh, no enemies over here. Looks like. You don't know. No one has looked in there. Well, he walked by it. Okay. He was not paying attention to it. Here all was it. The orcs came out of there. You don't see anybody rushing at you from there. Okay. So I think... All these spell gasser. I mean, I'm gonna stay there. You just need to run around with your shield guardians. Yeah. Yeah. I think finding this invisible. Because you know the he metal tactic, right? I'm gonna run. The he metal tactic is you cast it and then you run far away. Because you can do it, right? Once you've triggered it, it's a bonus action, no matter where you went. Yes. I don't know. I don't know. So does the spirit guardian damage happens now or on their turn? On their turn. On their turn. For my action, I'm gonna dodge. It's got a range of 60 feet. To cast. I just stays there. Yeah. It stays on the object. And then you trigger it from wherever. I'm passing through a tactic. It's the third level spell, right? It's not a second second level. I'm not, in fact, making this case, but I somewhat feel like I don't know. I feel like you would rule. You have to see them to trigger it, but I won't argue. Oh, he did. I did see you. For sure. Once it's triggered, I can keep it. Okay. It's on the object. Okay. I don't think I would argue that. Okay. In fact, I don't, when heat medals come up in the past, we had, we had, we had, there are a couple of many. Yeah, there are a couple of things that we do have that. Okay. All right. I am. That's what you don't know if the other person's docked, they're out. You don't. Yeah. And so you could be wasting your bonus action. Right. By not seeming. Uh, okay. Um, do you have a turn? Uh, beyond heat medal? Uh, well, this post-gram term. Uh, post-gram, yeah, put me down, put me down for, um, uh, water archers. Oh, yeah, these guys, but they're not doing anything at present. Yeah, they can. I mean, they could rush forward. Actually, yeah. So they'll like, whoa, but that, but, yeah, I know badness, right? Yeah. Badness goes to here. So yeah, they're, they're not interested in that. Keep backing up. Maybe they should go. Maybe they should go right to the edge of it. Maybe they should. Yeah. Yeah. So, can walk on to them? Yeah. Uh, all right. Uh, force. All right. I'm gonna move up to the side. To here, my just sister car. Just this year. Just this year's gonna come here. That person will go there. And that won't go there. You're illegal, uh, move ups. If they want something like that. They saved in the space for these people with names. Okay. To come through. All right. Uh, DM. What that is. Trolls. Write it down. I've got Trolls. We don't know yet. We smell. We're about to find out. Okay. Are you sorry? Uh, yes, J Hank. Okay. Um, you should five, 10, 15, 20, 25. Are you taking them both? My original plan was that if Corin and Jimin had been exposed, they would both get heat pedals. And that Corin would do that. Oh, that was like my battle plan for him. If he was heat pedal. Oh, that's kind of cool. Yeah. Then he would like try to find a troll and he'd like to grapple. Yeah. That's all right. Um, I can't move any further because of the difficult train. So I'm just going to attack Boblin. That's a 26 or 29 to hit. Sorry, Boblin. He's a portal. You can't kill him. He's actually mega biased. He wakes up in his flattery. Full of heat for one name. All right. The Lich King. Okay. Boblicch. All right. Do you have goblin? Boblicch. Now that he says the word right, if we need to run, it will kick him from his stance and out. Crowds are done. Okay, so just so I'm clear on this, it goes to there. Well, that was, yeah, that was just the goblin. I know, I'm just trying to, uh, nothing on goblin turn that you observe. Okay. Uh, so it is, uh, my turn. Mm-hmm. Um, I've marked that too. All right. So I will toll the dead on, uh, one of the orcs. Mm-hmm. That's a DC 2014 wisdom saving throw. And they are both damaged, correct? Because they took half damage from, yeah, he makes it great. That's the same one. That keeps making the wisdom save. No, that one died. Well, actually, this one has made a wisdom save. All right. And now it is, uh, their turn, so they have to do their spirit guardian save. Uh, one of them makes it, uh, nine damage if they do not make it. Did I get 20 temporary hit ones earlier? 10. Okay. I'll just get over there. I'm just like, I don't think that I did it. Okay. Okay. Can I go through now? Wait, don't move my hands. Take a turn. No, take a turn. That's right. I got one living. Uh, can I go through there now though? You should be able to. Don't move it. Okay. Uh, Rob, I need a wisdom save from you because he, uh, hatefully looks at you and says the word dispel. Oh, okay. Oh, let's see. The pork says that's interesting. 16. Uh, you, you succeed and don't have to obey his command. Nice. Okay. And then he's like, there's an orc sheep cloud, but his spiritual weapon will come up and attack you. Wait a second. How far can an orc move? 30? So, but he, that's so, oh yeah, you're right. So that's, that's 10. Is that one covered? Yeah, and sparsely, yeah. Yeah. Well, 10. Oh yeah, because those speeds have to your end. But, so if we, if he's there, right, if we're doing this by square movement, we do 5, 10, 15, 20, right? Yeah. So that one doesn't count. Yeah, that's what we got. Right. So it's like, that's right. So that was, that was 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, but there's a guy there. So yeah, you're right. He can't go past the trolls. Cool. Okay. Cool. Uh, now it's helping his turn. You have no visible enemies. Do you want to move the corn first or you first? Uh, it's a good question. I mean, you would have seen him go around the corner. Right. I suppose corn would move and look and see, oh, trolls. Cool. And then maybe not rush into that. Don't you have gone this action dash? Yeah. Well, that's, but he's always done it back there. That's, Hopkins back there. This is corn. Oh, so how far does I'm saying? How far can he get? He can get through? Yeah. So he can go five, 10, 10, 10. That's braver than Hopkins ever been. Okay. So this is 15. That's 20, 20, 25. And he borrows action. Well, see, that's good. That's fine. I thought, I thought, I thought, he'll come with, let's put your thumb in front of the trolls. Yeah. That's, that's, no, you can't. Can I get there? If I can get there, I'll do it. Uh, don't, don't, don't. Okay. You got it. Let's see. Wasn't a him? He's a bad influence. You could have done it. This is my party. Okay. It would be glorious. All right. So it forms a ground here and says, he would say, he'd say, trolls and then go back here. Um, all right. And he would light a, he would light a fan arrow. That's your action. That's my action. Okay. You did it. All right. That will burn for one to four rounds. What is that? Three. Three. All right. Great. Uh, the um, heat metal turn. I'm gonna do. Uh, so that is nine and you would both take four. Okay. Uh, wrong. Oh, okay. I made my concentration. Let's see. Also, you can't get past this. I'm, I'm here. Right. Me and Corin are both on the court reign. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, I think they're only corners. Oh, got it. I had to move this out the way in order to stay that straight. I will. Okay. I didn't. I'm gonna use my, I'll use my action with dodge. Oops. All right. And I'm gonna, um, since this guy's like, my quay, I got the fire. Oh, two, three, four. Okay. Let's stay there. All right. Uh, that's all. Okay. Uh, war of archers. No, no targets. So, um, maybe they've taken you to delete action. Force. Actually. Um, I'm just gonna hang out there. Ready in action. If I see a troll come around the corner, I'm gonna have a sacred flannel. Okay. All right, Jake. All right, I'm sorry, DM troll. DM trolls, deploy troll. Actually pick up this guy. And drop him as an action or drop him as a flannel. All right. Okay. Okay. So I know five at which point you will trigger the war of archers. Yeah. That one probably hits you for five points. Uh, 10. You're a double moving. All right, five. At which point you'll trouble, well, you'll trigger that trolls to the election. Okay. So, that's what it's going to do. You're really janking this. You're invading? You're invading. Well, no, but if I, if I am here, then that frees up the hallway. No one can go through there without having to engage with me. Are you, are you kidding me? I'm not yet. I don't have to claim that action. Okay. Trust me. He didn't forget he can do it. He really does not need coaching. Okay. Okay. Okay. Looks not something Mike forgot. It looks like you put yourself under the troll's arm. Like, yeah, everybody. Come on. Hey, come on. Hey, come on. Hey, come on. Hey, bring it in. Witness me. Yeah, that's 20. No, I got 16, 16, 17, but those are all hits on you. Oh, wow. Um, so that's, uh, that's seven piercing from the bite and 22 slashing claw. Seven plus 22? Correct. 29 of you. Okay. Um, and then I will bonus action second wind. Um, I move my persona out. All right. Goblin, uh, Boblyn, Boblyn, Bob, you got a glitch. Um, uh, I think they do have some goblins entering from the south, from the north, whatever that is, in this direction. Um, I think I'm going to, you know, I'm going to deploy goblins all over here. Bob will be. And they have one in my target, right? Yep. So it's going to be a hail of arrows on you, sir. Um, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. So miss miss, miss miss when he's, he's terrible. Three net ones out of eight. Wait, how many of those hit the Gala, the troll? The war. The war. Oh, I'll roll. Uh, at least one of them. So we got the troll takes an arrow, and one of the work takes an arrow. Probably just going to turn around and fight that guy. Actually, the war hasn't acted, so he's going to work. He was delaying, I guess, unless there was something, and then we get not 20,000,000. And that guy, that goblin is in the mouth of the war. Nice. Jake just sees the saga down. Yeah, right. Yeah, geez, like you got to let him do that to you. Stoke the inviting. Okay. Well, that was not quite what I hoped for with the hail of arrows, but that's the goblin, sir. All right. Jimwin. Jimwin. Let's see. All the actions weigh ahead of you. It does. All right. So five, ten, twenty, five, thirty. You already did one diagonal, so let's say a diagonal is ten. Yeah. Wait. Oh, okay. So it was thirty to there. Thirty, five, forty, five, fifty, five. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Your movement is twenty-five, right? Oh, 50. Yeah. I think it's 60. Okay. Um, and, uh, was this my guy? Your five, ten, fifteen, twenty-five. And then people are people's coming in. Move an archer like here, and I'll just leave for this, and then I'll move another archer. What up here? So there we go. Okay. All right. Uh, DM, pork. Uh, right. Where's my next set of pork? Do you have six orks in the casino? Um, yeah, I don't know why they wouldn't deploy. All right. I got a orks. I got a orks all day. All right. I got a lot of dead orks over here. Work there. Work there. And a couple of orks here. A couple of orks here. Okay. All right. Um, how many total rounds have you done? Three. Okay. You have, okay. Yeah, that's also my spirit, and it's not the same. Oh, yeah. It's not the same count. Okay. All right. Uh, Hogan. Oh. Corin wants to be up there. Yeah. Like right up with a troll? Yeah. Okay. He's a dwarven king. All right. Afraid of nothing. All right. Yeah. I was surprised when Corin, like, ducked back by the corner at the last turn. Uncharacteristic for him. Yeah. Uh, 18. That's a hit and a hit. It still hits. So that's, um, 11 slashing, uh, and seven piercing. So that is 18. Okay. Oh, and also on my work turn, I guess this guy could have moved to here. And some of those guys should have thrown things at Jank, right? Yeah, probably. So let's just, I think I have reasonably one. That guy has a shot on you. That guy know, right? Yeah. So I think, I got two of the new ones. Uh, so that is a probable hit. Um, I think it's plus five and you're 22 at the moment. All right. So that's, um, five for a javelin. And then my eye of Grusch, is going to do something cool. Maybe probably not. Um, see if I can use my spell slots before you kill me. Hey, where's his spiritual weapon? All the way back there, of course, or, um, and I've sat 20 feet around the satellite. And he cannot target you with it because it's out of his sight. Makes sense. Right. That is my room. Yes. Yes. I'm trying to be consistent. No, I appreciate your help with that. Um, and, but he could help me out here. He could free to spell it and recast it where he's at as a, as a new spell. Yes. Yeah. I think he wants that. He probably does want that. Wait, wait. Can he do that? Does it take a bonus action to drop it? No, it's a free to spell. Okay. Um, and I think it, and then it's a bonus action cast. Yeah. Yes. But I'll agree. It's a bonus action cast. Okay. So he's going to cast that. Here and go after Corin, probably. Miss. Okay. Um, and then he's going to, well, he wants to see where he can see the, so he's going to make his way through some of these guys and probably end up there. So this was a turn that you were taking from a four, right? Because this, yeah, sorry, this is not on my orc turn. Okay. Cause Hogan saw isn't actually gone anymore. Yeah, yeah, go on, get back. Okay. So five, 10, and then 20. Yeah. 25. There you go. Shoot something, something. Jank, jank's in your field. Okay. We could see him. 30, 35. No, worry. What? Okay. Bonus action. Yeah. That's right. 50, so. Can I see a troll? You cannot see a troll. Hey, you can see the war archers. I have, well, I had this lit arrows, a thing, which goes on. But you hold it in your teeth, fire another one. He was supposed to be letting him off the head of even the scorcher. Yeah. All right. Um, yeah, I'll just shoot it. That's a separate arrow. Can I do that? Oh, you okay with that? No. It's fine. Okay. I'll shoot the, be on soon. I'll set the war on fire. Yeah. So that war's already had a right day. And then hit the troll with the lit on fire war. Yeah, that's what we have though. That's not going to end here. No, that's a miss. So he's, that's it. All right. So, uh, he met all the interns. Nine again, eight to eight. We're sorry, four to four. Okay. I've gone into my hit points. Uh, grown. Okay. Thank you, paladin. How far are we going to pass the temps finally? Okay. All right. Oh grown. Okay. All right. You have your friends. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Uh, 10, 15, 20, can I go 25 here? If it's your first diagram. 10. Okay. 15, 20. Okay. 25. Yeah, that's 25. Okay. And then I want to keep going, right? Because I want to buzz on people. Yes. 15, 20. You can, and they didn't know, you can, you can, oh no, that would, wait, that would be your next five versions of the weapon, right? Yeah. You can go there. Okay. If you're right, I'll do that. Here we go. That's everybody. Yeah. I still have a bonus action left, but I don't think I want to use it. The only thing I can do is heal you with a handled word, and that feels less effective than a, um, okay. Uh, where are your salts? Wait a minute. Sorry. So move up 10, 15, 25, uh, 30, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60, right? No, it's 50. 50. He's a dwarf. Oh, he's a dwarf. Sorry. So there. Okay. Okay. But he can bonus action. Then you have a, that is one of those wizards. I know, I know, but I think good bonfire. Oh, yeah. If you have a can't turn on a section, then go for it. That's a bonfire. I'm worried. Okay. Who starts it? That would be a war of archers. And they, they need to save versus the spiritual weapon? Correct. I have 10, 15. Yeah. Actually, the works do, but the goblins don't, right? It's the, it's the first five feet. Yeah. We're one goblin, one goblin. Yeah. Something. Okay. So here's all the things that need, or I do it on my turn. So that works themselves. One makes it one doesn't. So this one does not, this one does. And then what's the spirit guardians damage? Let's see. That's 14. Okay. I think that works are still up at 14, but I'll double check in a minute. Um, and the goblin actually, well, this, we'll just kill this goblin because actually come here, we'll see. What's your DC 16? Yes. Okay. So that's, we're, well, I'm going to hit because we don't have room anyway. All right. Well, one of them only takes seven. All right. This one. Thank you, Mike. Oh, it's 15. My mistake. Uh, okay. All right. Let me just verify that that don't kill a war. I don't believe it does. But it will certainly win one. It does not kill a war. Okay. Uh, then they will. This work is going to get, it's going to ski down. It's writer has died. Yeah. And it does not want to be there. And it's got shot in the writer died. It's not a writer die. Right. This one will fire at four fours. No, sorry. Wrong. Right. It's obviously the source of the spiritual verdict. We think I think it probably is. Yeah. Uh, so that's a miss. Then it's going to move to there. It's no fun being in this, in the spiritual verdict blender. Okay. Um, that's their turn. Yep. Okay. Fours. All right. Just to see here. 25, 10, 20, 25, 15, 20, 25, 15, 20, 25. Mhm. This is first diagonal. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Then yeah. Fours. Five, 10, 15, 25. Are you wired? Why don't you take a diagonal there? Five, 10, 15, 20, 25. Yep. Yep. Um, another little letter comes to that letter. You can also count squares. Can't. I like little letters. Okay. Um, the student here, I'm going to toll on the spiritual fire. Okay. So it's a text 14. No. Eight points. Check my little base dudes. You're just going to turn around here. Make sure you buck the hallway for a minute. That's why they're all on one side. All right. Trolls. Trolls, right. Spiritual bargaining blender. Yeah. So let's deal with that first. Um, no trolls have been damaged. So if they would regenerate, they, it doesn't matter. No trolls have been damaged yet. This troll, not 20 on it. Nice. So that's no damage or half damage. Half. Thank you. And so that's seven. Seven. Seven. Yeah. Okay. And then that one's a fail. So that's seven, 14. Right. Yes. Okay. Then they each have three attacks. And, uh, okay. So I'm going to go, I'm going to go ground, ground, ground from this side, because it's the blender. Okay. Right. I have to. Uh, of those, one is in that one, jank. If you have not otherwise used your reaction, you might do something about it. Likewise, grom. The other one, uh, one of the claws is a 19. So that's 11 slashing to you. Okay. Does he, does he take half of that? Is it only one way? It's only one way. Okay. So you take all of them. Okay. And then I'll do my concentration. Yeah. Check your concentration, which I assume you've been checking this out too. I have. Um, wait, wait. I'm still acting. Okay. Oh, you're doing you. Yeah. Yeah. You can go ahead and resolve on that, but I'll, I'll be rolling my other troll versus corn. Okay. Uh, plus seven. So that's a hit. And that's a hit. Oh, then he's 18. Oh, is AC is 18? Yeah. I thought it was 17. Okay. All right. So then just this one, that's 11 slashing to you. Okay. Uh, 19 to hit for orders, uh, ten magical side. I stole it, but this is literally a. But you can have yours back. I didn't see it. My reaction for your reaction. I did this happening 24 to hit for eight, uh, bludgeon damage. You took damage or? I did. Yeah. I have a role in my concentration. All right. That's their turn. Uh, Jay. My turn. Okay. So I'm going to attack this troll. That's a, yeah, 22 and 29. I feel like I don't even need to check that. Yeah, total of 22 magical slashing. And then I'm going to use my fire room. Um, so you need to make a, uh, well, first off, I need to do damage. So it takes five fire damage. Automatically. No safe. Uh, it's, it's, it's, I have to hit them first. So if I hit, then I can evoke it at the damage. Okay. And then it makes, uh, it must succeed on a strength saving throw DC 15 or be restrained for one minute. I feel like I can make that. I can make that. I made it. Okay. So I'm not restrained. You're not restrained. And that's your only use of fire room until you short rest. Correct. Okay. All right. He doesn't like that though. He really is not. Um, he means no regen next round. Yeah. I'm going to go ahead and action surge to hit him again. So double 18. Wait, does that take a reaction? No, no. It takes no action. Yeah. Once per short rest, I can take an additional action on my turn. Okay. Uh, I thought it, I thought it cost, uh, uh, my action turned into a bigger one. Yeah, cause the actions are enough. Um, yeah. So that is, so that's another 28 magical slashing. That's a lot of damage. You guys can really pump it out when you want to. That's a lot of damage. That's much. All right. Uh, DM, right. Uh, concentrate fire on the spiritual guardians. I think all my goblins are out of range. Okay. I probably think so. Right. So those things like it would be with the download album. I think they're all out. Whoo. All right. So, um, these two, you have at least a percent cover too. Yeah. That's not 20 and that's 19. So, um, and they're plus five. So that is does it, if you add 280 or AC, that does a 24. Yes. Okay. So you'll take, uh, 10 points from those two arrows. Can I, since I just acted, can I use my reaction now? No. Oh, yes. Um, I'm going to use my runic shield. Um, so for one of those, uh, if I get to pick, I'm going to say it's not 20, but, um, we're another creature. You can see within 60 feet is hit by an attack roll. You can use your reaction to force the attacker to reroll the D20 and use the new roll. Okay. That's a fan. So you'll only take five. Okay. Um, but roll your concentration. Actually, and then you have one, two, three, four, five, where you're coming. Uh, of which three will hit. So that's, uh, that's 15 points more to you, but it's five, five, and five in terms of your rolling. Okay. Uh, it dropped on the first one. Okay. So no more spiritual guardian at the moment, although I'm sure it will be back or and then greater numbers. Uh, yeah. I think it's more like that. We'll see. We'll see. Okay. So that's, uh, you accounted for all that? Yes. Uh, that's, that's my pesky little goblins is turned. Okay. All right. You would have moved through them. Very true. Yeah. Yes. Very true. On your next turn, you probably would have moved up right there. Yeah. For sure. You would have taken the opportunity to tackle them from the troll to do it. Well, I don't, it's unclear. I don't know. I would have, I might have stayed where I am because we got the trolls are the bigger thread. It seems very exciting. He's a little bit. Uh, okay. All right. Let's jump it all back and let's see how this works. This is going to be fun. So this guys aren't generating, right? This guy might, it should be. What? On their turn. Yeah. It's not. All right. All right. I want to make sure. Yeah. Don't worry. I know how to play trolls. You know, son of a jing. I'm five myself as well. 10, 15, 15. Okay. Um, that's fine. 20. I stand here in this space. I as an action use channel divinity to become a conquering presence. Every enemy within 30 feet must make a DC 14 wisdom. And or else become frightened for the next minute. I know what 30 feet. It's everyone. And then after I complete that, I move back five feet. You're terrible. You may take a tack of opportunity with, uh, control control. Oh, yeah. I didn't engage. I mean, I haven't done, you know, you moved out of my threat. Yeah. You don't have to. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah. I mean, that's right. That's right. You've, you have engaged in melee. Therefore, you get to take your attack. Okay. So I'll, I'll do that in a second. Um, first, let's have all this. Yeah, because the, the fright can affect. Yeah. It's going to, yeah. Yeah. So, uh, troll one, let's call him. He's okay. Right. What should he see? Uh, 14. Yeah. He's, I don't think he was minus four. I mean, they're not wise, but he makes. Okay. So he's okay. Troll two. Not 20. My trolls have been trained for war. Right. Narratively. Um, work makes it. I think workers don't have a minus. Goblin on top of work. Not so hot on the idea. Uh, let's just go. Goblin makes it. I think they might have a minus. That's a good die. Don't let Mike touch it. Um, hey. Just the goblins do have a minus one. So that's a fail. All right. So this is F or frighten. We can use the rings if we need them. Um, but I don't want to clutter the battlefield yet. Goblin fail. Uh, this guy makes it. Goblin really fail. Really fail. He hate. You're the scariest thing he's ever seen. Wow. This guy's like, wow, you are reacting. Uh, orc. That is a fail on an orc. That is a, ooh, is it more than a minus one? I don't know. No, he's okay. Actually, the other one is okay too. It's a plus zero on an orc. So he's okay. I thought they had a minus one. Okay. So he's okay. He's okay. These two still within 30 feet, right? Yeah. Yeah. And the guys behind them too. Yeah. And the guys behind them. Yeah. Is that the, you were there? Right? Yeah. He was on. So that's not this last row. No. Okay. So these two fail fail and the orcs behind them. Fail fail. All right. That's going to be fun to keep track of his people moving around. Um, but the, the crucial thing there is that this orc is not afraid. Correct. And he gets a, he doesn't get his full attack. He gets one claw attack on you. But it's a good one. So you're going to take 11 slashing. Uh, what's, it's a 16 plus seven. Okay. So that's 11 slashing. The word still is, is in effect or that dropped? No. No. That wasn't. Can't drop. That hasn't, it hasn't dropped. And you haven't dropped it? No. Maybe should. Then it's five and five. Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. You get that right? From 11. From 11. Yeah. Okay. Um, so that's your turn. Okay. My turn is, uh, it's, uh, orcs. Orcs. Who do we got for orcs? Okay. So, uh, this guy's going to great axe, Jank. I think that's a miss guy behind him. He's going to javelin, Jank. Oh, my shield of faith. I mean, I can only fail it if I drop a roll and that one. So when I, my shield of fit for my time, because it's only because both all my saving throw bonuses. Yeah. It's very, or if you take, it's 10 or half to make higher. Right. It's rather damageless. Yeah. And spiritual weapon on, um, whoever this is. Gentlemen force. Great. Gentlemen. So yeah, spiritual weapon on you. Uh, I think that's a, well, that's probably not a hit on you. What's your AC? 21. Yeah. Um, okay. I think that's the orcster. Okay. Uh, hoken. Oh wait, you know what? I'm like, hoken from hobokin. I forgot to move my back liners. Okay. You can do that while he takes a turn. All right. All right. This is the big one. Are you what's Corin doing attacking you? Right? Oh, Corin. Yeah, corner step, Troy. To resolve it. Okay. Uh, I missed one and I think, well, uh, 19, 19, I think it's pretty late. Yeah. That's 10 damage. Okay. Okay. Ken, I need to ask if this is illegal. Um, the, the area that missed. Uh-huh. Can I major and pick it up and just drop it on a, on a troll? You can pick it up and drop it on a troll. There's no guarantee that doesn't damage. Okay. You can roll to hit as an unarmed strike. Okay. Let's try that. So it's action to, to do mage hand. It's bonus action to manipulate it. Okay. So that's your action. Pick it up and then you're just going to drop it. So, so that, uh- Yeah. It's really a question of whether that doesn't damage. Right. So if I dropped a fiery arrow on you, you'd probably be fine. Right. You bounce off your clothes or it would write like, I'm sure, but yeah, sure. Um, so unarmed strike, which is just plus two. Well, my plus two. You're plus two. Okay. That's an 11. That's not going to hit. Okay. It recoils from the flame and then it drops on the ground. Okay. Free action. It stops it out. Okay. No day. That was tough. You do anything with anybody else? Uh, I guess my guys are moving out about corn. Here we go. Corn act. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's that. Sorry. All right. Do you have heat metal? Do you have a heat metal? From my slight little spellcaster, whatever it may be. Well, I haven't, I haven't beaten average yet. So nice. I probably should have just stayed with it. Right. So that's seven three each. Okay. All right. Uh, wrong. All right. Let's see. I think I'm going to cast spirit guardians. Yeah. I'll cast spirit guardians. At 11, we break anyway for dessert. Okay. Oh, you're really casting spirit guardians again? I again. This is my first time. It's spiritual weapon. It's spiritual weapon. Oh, spiritual weapon. Oh, I think he's already in. He said he did. Sorry. I did. I misspoke. Okay. Yeah, special. I mean, nothing. You couldn't, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It might be tacky, please. And then I'll use my Oh, I'm going to attack with it. So we don't actually have an idea of who the dialogue is. You haven't, to your knowledge, identify with that little goblin that ran away in the beginning. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Uh, yeah. I'll attack this troll. Uh, that's a miss. Okay. And I'll use my action to dodge. Okay. All right. Are you doing anything with, uh, who do I got? Oh, sorry. Uh, let's go. Let's go. Which of my guys, let's do, uh, trolls, right? Um, no, uh, war guard. This is how I haven't had a troll turn. You did. Oh, I didn't regen my troll who should regen. Sorry. Who can wear the incinerator? It's a scorcher. A scorcher. The incinerator, uh, aspirant. I thought he was an immanent experiment. Oh, okay. He's got a lot of dreams. Yeah. Uh, he, he, I mean, there's a corner there, but, but on, but this guy, it's just size, large octabytes, all four spaces. You know, you can grab his hand or something. Yeah, you can. Okay. Let's see. I want to burn you. Do a, do a, do a, do a, do a, do a bonfire under one of those squirt and then he has to be there as long as he stays there. Oh, all right. Let's do that. All right. He's going to create a bonfire underneath the troll under. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. It's been a lot of time. Uh, in which square is that? Oh, here. Right there. There's your marker. Nice. Uh, we'll go. That he can see. Yeah, that he can see. So that one. That square. Okay. Okay. Um, and that's the deck save to me now? Yes. Boom the bot. Um, versus DC what for even the scorcher as a level three wizard? Level two. That's going to be a DC 12. Uh, and I rolled one. Thirteen. Thirteen. Thirteen and decks of a troll is, is a bonus. Not a, uh, thing. So that's a make. Okay. So that's no damage to this turn. Bonfire stays. The bonfire stays. Okay. And if I, when I start my turn there. Okay. So it's, it's when it, when cast in when I start my turn. Uh, did you do any feature in the bonfire space when you cast the spell? I'm going to create you must also make this saving throw when it enters the bonfire space for the first time in a turn or ends its turn. Okay. So it can. All right. Okay. So it's on end of, on end of my turn. Yeah. It's a very powerful can. It can be a move. These guys. Oh, there. Okay. That's, I'm done. My turn. All right. Uh, war archers. Right. So the war can move closer even though the gobble doesn't want to. What's that? But the goblin can't move closer. Can't willingly. It's not well. Yeah, it's not well. Okay. Uh, yeah. Okay. Uh, I think I'm just going to stay around that just because. What are you doing? Still a bit of war. Um. Yeah. The work wants to run in and buy Jack or Corin. Yeah, Corin. Yeah. You can swap him out for. Yeah. Yeah, we could. And this guy's like, no. All right. So work comes into bite Corin. You've already drawn that. Say, okay. Uh, I know but Rubble's pittest. Uh, that's going to miss. Archer is like, I ain't going in there. Um, but he will shoot at Jack and miss. And then he'll be like, yeah, we're just going to spend the rest of our turn back here. I don't know because we can't move forward yet. Yeah. Why would he want to? That guy's terrifying. Okay. Um. All right. Just this here. You're here. Okay. So as I'm tracking, just so I'm clear, on the turn where you guys did like 80 points of damage, that included fire damage and I didn't regen on my following turn. Right. But since then, fire damage has not been dealt. Correct? Not that I was still in that same turn. No, you're not because I should have had a, uh, your net. Children are so so if he doesn't do any fire damage now on his turn, it wouldn't allow the opportunity to return. We're all the same turn. No, but it he has a region at the next one. And he there since the last trolls turn, there has not been fire damage. Okay. Yeah. Oh, wait, no. Yeah, there has because I did the fire damage at the top of the round. It's just been a very long round. It has been a very long round. Yeah. That's right. Okay. Okay. So just to see, here's going to come in here and attack this troll. Yeah. Um, does a 15 hit? I think so. How about a 22 points or hits? So 12 points of slicing up with a sword damage. Okay. I'm lucky. Okay. And she winks at the troll as she does that. Uh, starting with the troll. Okay. Boars himself here. Do I see the troll in there? No, you can't see any troll. Okay. Let's see it from there. This square. Yes. All right. Um, right. Yeah. Wisdom 14 to that troll. Uh, this is controlling the bed. Yep. Okay. Please declare your actions. That's a fail to me. And that's five points of necrotic. Okay. And then my archer is here and a skirmisher comes up here. My solar just heads up there. Okay. All right. Now it's a 12 star. Trolls. So this one fails to regenerate. This one regens. All right. Okay. So I already accounted for that on here because I thought it should have happened. Um, so I'm good. Then, uh, he does not want to stay where that is. So he will shift to take some movement to go through these guys spaces, but he can go to here, right? Do you disengage? Uh, so he'll provoke an attack of opportunity from ground, but not jank and from what's your name? Uh, right. 13 missed. Okay. So then I have my turn on probably on jank. Let's be honest. Um, right. The loo is my bite. That's another not one, but you use your reaction. Uh, finally get to actually say that. Uh, and then on Corin, the bite will succeed and do seven points of piercing. The slashings will fail. And that's their turn. All right. All right. All right. Uh, I'm going to control. Yeah. Uh, 2029. So that's 21 magical slashing down. Trolls down. Fire on that boy. Got a lot of fire. Uh, I'm going to be able to take here. So I'm still engaged, but I'm trying to free up some space. Okay. Um, that, um, I think he, I think my ward gets an opportunity to check on you though. Do I need a 10 corn? Well, he, he should, yeah, my space is got a little weird. Yeah. No. Yeah. I forgot about that. Can I have a work attack on this? Yeah, of course. Uh, that's probably a hit on a work. So let me just, steps at your heels as you go. Um, how you doing hit point points, you kind of take a lot. I'm doing okay. Um, what if I do 10 bite damage to you less? Okay. And, uh, uh, a strength saving throw? Oh. Sure. Um, that's a 27. Yeah, you're fine. 27. We've got plus 11 on my string saves. So that's a lot. Yeah. Frickin a lot. I mean, I've got, I've got 20 strength. And I have a nine. So yeah, that's a lot frickin jank. Hey, jank, right? This stone armor. Jake the tank. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I like that stuff. Yeah, it's great. Got it from that stone giant. Was it magical to? Uh, but we said, yeah, otherwise we would have chipped the heck up in it. All right. It was turn. No, it's not. That was jank's turn. That was jank's turn. The end goblin turn goblins, goblins, goblins, goblins. We love to shoot jank. Yes, we do. All right. We love you, Jake. We love you. We love you. We love you. You love shooting, jank. So that was one stanky jank we call it. What's your AC? 22. All right. So that's two hits on you. Take 10 points. Looks like a pin cushion. Anybody here? There's a pin cushion. I cannot bear the next four years. All right. So, uh, kid. Kid point. All right. Uh, I'm gonna do something real heroic. Okay, you jam for a minute. I'll be right back. Okay. All right. Well, let me see if this works. So here's one minute. All right. You get a body slab. The downward troll answer is yes. Sometimes you jam right now. How much? What? The answer is yes. How much? How much? How many, uh, like, what do we think the troll HP is? The one that the one that fell, like, how much damage? Probably a hundred. Okay. And how has that one been damaged at all? It has, but it's regenerated. Yeah. This one, I think, is probably at or near full. Okay. But yeah. All right. Okay. So I am going to step into Coron space, uh, Coron space. I am going to just so you know, if you, when you move out, you're gonna get, uh, I'm paying you actually about the troll on the board. Yeah. I know. Um, I'm going to attack the Whorg. That was a, it wasn't that an 11 before you rerolled it. It was a seven afterwards. All right. So yeah, yeah. So there's a 15 hit of war. There's a 15 hit of war. It does. All right. Then that Whorg will take, uh, I think it's sorry, my phone is incapacitated. Um, uh, that's 10 damage. Okay. My work was previously wondering, but he is still up. All right. Then second attack on that war, that's, uh, 20 to hit, and then, um, that is 11. That's an image. Okay. And then I step into the workspace. Okay. Just remove the work. And then I continue. So that's, you're at 20 right now. Cause that was difficult. But that's my, my first diagonal. I can go to this. Oh no, that is difficult to worry. Okay. So I'm right there. Um, and then, uh, that is my turn. Nope. Do you want to move your? Oh yeah. And then, um, all right. So, uh, it's going to be, uh, DM Orbs turn. Okay. So, um, uh, let me see. Five, 15, 20. My God, actually. Oh, dear you. And Snickerdoodle, we ain't doing nothing. Uh, five, 15, 20. Five, 30. The second diagonal. 10. Uh, so 40. And then, uh, 45. Okay. Okay. I got to work. That bonfire is still there though. Yeah. Okay. So can they move in? Well, if they're frightened, if they're frightened, they can't move toward you toward me. That's lateral. Yeah. Also, that one's not afraid. Also, that one's not afraid. And neither is this one, right? Correct. Yeah. So, uh, just to stem the flow of dwarves into the room. So I can take, uh, kind of our 20 up on who? Oh, oh, sorry. I didn't realize he was engaged with you. Um, so he'll just attack you. Uh, that's plus five. So that's a miss. Um, versus the justice here. That's a miss. And spiritual weapon of him. We're gonna just, um, I'm gonna move it. Let me show you. Yeah. Uh, this guy looks squishy. We like squishy, guys. But not one. Uh, so that's not that exciting. That's all for the, oh wait, these guys, these orcs. Uh, they're not frightened. Oh no, they, they are frightened. Yeah, these two are not. Okay. So they, they're like, we'll do it. Oh my. Um, we're cutting. See this guy. Uh, so it's javelins for them. Uh, over the heads of goblins, so no cover on Jank, right? They do have disadvantage if they're frightened, right? No, no, you just can't move in. I don't think. No, your thing might be special. I don't think that normally frightened just doesn't. It says you have, you have a disadvantage on ability checks and attack roles, other source of fears within line of sight. Ah, okay. That's crucial. Um, okay. So they have disadvantage. And they. Yeah, but then they would, they would just as well throw with the gather free. Yeah. So, okay. So disadvantage versus Jim. Nope, disadvantage versus Jimman. Nope. Okay. All right. Um, that was the works. Those are okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, corn is going to attack that troll. Someone of which both hit, that's plus four to 23. There should be one bit. So, oh, that's good. Uh, plus four. So 12 and 11 is 21. No, 23. 23. 23. 23. Yeah. Thank you. Okay. Uh, and, um, uh, Hogan's going to shoot at, who's engaged with Jay. This orc. Do I have a lot of sight on him? Yep. We have covered in our, yeah. Yes. Well, I'm going to try it by my twice. That's a 16. Um, but plus two to my AC. So, no. Okay. Bye, Mr. Chair. Um, can I take an action to do it? It's a bonus action because he's rogue. Right? So exciting. Yeah. Okay. Thanks. You know what I mean? Uh, would you like to shape any water? He's going to slit. Is there a water wreck? No. We're still in the second place where there was no water an hour ago. I'm going to ask him, uh, DM he metal. This is the turn. Shape the water. When I exceed the average. Nice. Okay. Let's see. Double six. Okay. So, three to each. Let's net the door. Uh, Gromster. Grom. Okay. I'm going to, uh, channel divinity. I will yell out a, uh, short prayer to Scharindler and he'll do not bear in our, bear. I know. I know. Okay. And she's the guy. I know. Okay. Uh, 25 hit points to you. Nice. And, uh, I'm going to, the vampire move this over and attack that, um, that troll. That's like a 12 to hit. Like a 12 won't hit. That's going to hit. Okay. Uh, and, uh, even the scorcher will cast, uh, conjure fire, uh, underneath. So, so that moves, right? The other one goes away. Correct. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It was underneath the down troll. Yes. Okay. Correct. To keep it from regenerating or generating. No longer being down. But how rad it would be of the fault. So cool. He's going to go cinematic. It would. It would. But not all movies need to be, you know, art is everything. So it would look so cool. It would. It would. It would. It didn't even direct. Yes. Yeah. Um, if you get Nicole Kidman to talk about how cinematic it. Right. I get, I get, I get Marty Scorsese to say that it's cinema. You would not think this is cinema. I don't know if you're done with my chat. All right. It's, it's a lot more too. I know, but I just put the pie in. Oh, okay. So I have a timer. Yeah. Got it. Um, work archer. Well, well, the work is dead and the archer was like, whoa, I don't know about this guys, but he does a shot on jenkso. We could just throw him in with the other goblins, but it's fun for him to keep his other turn. Actually, more works would arrive by now probably. Mar, Mar, Mar, work. I got a Jimmy still. That wasn't my favorite troll. This will be a continued bit. I can tell. I feel like you're full for bringing in the boy. It's totally my fault. Here we go. No, wait, one of those guys said, so 13 and 16 plus five. I just don't have to hit you. That's a miss. That's a miss. So, war archers are useless. Never deploy a war archer. That's my advice. Bullock. Do me? You. Oh, boys. All right. Take the toys. Boys, take the toys. And boys in the bony wonk. 15. I'm going to attack this guy just this year. Does she distract him by flirting? No, she just seems to visit now. Does a 18 hit? Yeah. And that is going to be 19 points. Well, that's not a killing boy. So, I don't actually need to know. Wow. Yeah, she's cool. And there's another one here. Or if you're a dwarf, you can consider like horribly disfigured. Right. No beard. Yeah. All the doors are like, oh. No, she's not. Okay. Such a shame. All the humans are like, that's the hottest sport we've ever seen. And they're like, really? Have you seen Gunga? The usual here in the game is weak. Thanks, 14 of us guys, our sacred flame of goodness. What's he doing to you? That's the lift. I thought that was the heat metal. That was the one that you called the... Maybe? I'm broom shit. Yeah, the eye of broom. That's a fam. Six points, sacredness. He has concentration. No, he has no concentration effects in play. Is he not on that? It's not. Neither is spiritual weapon. Oh no, actually, heat metal is, but I'm not rolling anything. Oh, sorry. He makes it. Don't like it. Okay. Hold on. Your won't turn so much more complicated than that. I thought it was going to be... Hold on. I forgot the sand drop. I'm going to drop it. Maybe. I'm going to drop it. That's the worst thing. This archer is also going to try to shoot him. Great. Who, a nat 20 in there? Roll damage. And does an eight, a 17 hit with whatever cover bonus on that is? Probably not. All right, so seven points of archer damage. We're just going to call it 20, because I know he took something from the spiritual guardian back in the day. Nice. Cool, let's do it. The skirmisher back here behind him. Against two. Yeah, there's too much between that. Aero's a 15 kill. It's like a Robin Hood. It's about... We're doing the like... Right, you can bounce it off the ceiling. The ballistic... Trolls. Troll! So sad why other troll isn't going to regenerate this turn. But this one takes... Right, he didn't take any fire damage. Yeah, buddy. All right, he hates Corinne. What, what do you do? Corinne is the assessed leader. So that's not 20. That's an assessment. So that's 22 slashing to you. What do you got? Ooh, that's like, I meant 10 to 6 points. You know, if Corinnely assumed leader dies, that's who's next in line to roll the missile. Don't worry, I'm already doing your job. One of my goals for the evening is to kill Corinne so that we don't have to kill him later. And then how do you betray the dwarves? What? So, try it out, be out here. Don't worry, I got it. Oh, it's Johnson, wait a second! I'm a patsy in this situation. Fire! Corinne, don't have to worry. No, he didn't. John is controlling, we'll survive. I survived, right? John's like, all of Corinne in. All Corne ever wanted to do was live. You should just only heal him now. Let's bring back the glorious. All right, we'll have to find him. Sure, and then you have a problem later. When you want to take your one, please. Okay, sorry. Hello! Yeah, 23 to 26. That's an 18 match with slashing. Okay. You do anything with anybody else? Oh, right. How far can she move up? Oh, good. About fitting? Yeah, so that's 25, 30. Well, she can go up any further without... She could do the gem and move where she moves into Corinne's space attacks and moves out, but takes the attack of opportunity. She can't attack because she's doing a double move. Oh, true. Yeah, I'll put her here. Righty. And then, don't move up to whatever. Yeah, who people up here? It doesn't, they're never going to see combat. Minded. Yes. By cheating. All right. Huge of them. Diem Goblin. Diem Goblin all day. What do we do? We shoot James. We shoot James. But they both have disadvantage. Those ones too. Yeah. That one does. And that one. So it's not going to be very effective. That's a miss. That's a miss. Oh, that is that guy. And he did was not frightened. And that's a 19 anyway. So you're taking damage. And it's actually double damage. You can take 10 points from that. From, from Goblin Reborn. This guy does have disadvantage. Goblin Redux. That one is in here. This guy has disadvantage. That's a miss. This guy has disadvantage. That's a miss. This guy does not have disadvantage. He gets to use the green dye. And that's a miss. All right. Well, you got one suck. But that is actually known. Because there's zero one. They should be like run away. But the frightening presence thing is kind of cool. All right. Him win? No. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Okay. I am going to attack the troll. That is a 19 to get. That is. And along with that, I am. So that is going to be. If you grappled him while you're heat-metalled, then he takes damage. He will take half of your damage that you take. Just so you know. Oh, that was a real thing. That's a ruling. Okay. Well, then let's do that because that's more fun. So reverse attack. It's attack for hugs? Yeah. Yeah. So reverse that attack. We're not going to. But you do have to win on a grapple. I know. That's why I'm quite strong. Yeah. That's why I do. And that's why I said it would be a little more fun. Be holding him. All right. So it's just a straight up strength versus-- Opposed strength, yeah. Nope. He bats you away. All right. Then he is now grappled. No. Oh, what'd you say? I had no one like, I rolled a 9 to 20. Oh, oh, I thought it was a one for my angle. That's all right. Yeah, I thought you were saying it. No, not me, yes. Sorry, I apologize for-- No, no, yeah. Hopes up and then dashed immediately. It's sorry for the roller coaster. Not a no of despair. That's right. It was a-- It was a no of emphasis. It was a no of denial, yeah. All right. Had those before. All right. So then five, ten-- This is an enemy. Oh, well then-- What? Well then just moving around for angular purposes. And that is-- Versus the orca versus the goblin. Versus the orca. 20 to hit. Yep. And that is seven damage. I think he was-- Sorry, take a 97, that looks like. I think it was previous to damage. I can't-- Maybe he wasn't. Against the goblin, 23 to hit for seven. damage. All right, and then everybody else just stay in the hall. All right. DM works. DM works. Well, I just lost one. DM works. DM works. DM works. DM works. DM works. DM works. Can I pet DM works? Spiritual weapon on ground. Nope. Oh snap. Then I think I'm just like throw a javel in it. What's your head there? But that's a pretty quick face. Pretty quick face. Yep, that's nothing for him. Javelins on the back there. Jank, all day. That one was with disadvantage, so that's a fail. That one's with disadvantage, that's fail. The guys behind were like, you guys suck. But they can throw javelins 50%. Yeah. No, it's just through one. It's through one side of this. The goblins don't count. They're little. So I think that's maybe hit. Javelins, come in your way. All right. 23 to use. Five points to javelin damage to you. All that whittling down I did got undone by Rob's healing. Um, and that's on the Orcs. Alright. Okay. Okay, send quarters of me up first. Yeah My last breath I spit at Danny Misses. Yeah, sounds alright. Yeah, I hope I'm gonna go to like can kill court for story reasons Get into his face or do you shoot at that troll? Well, you're cool, right? Court gets it and he's like hey, can you do have a reroll like you did with him jakes like Use the rule I'm kind of busy This is a 30 20 mean from there He said use a wound You got a 30 20 Trolls that hit from through that all that stuff to who to troll You don't even have a line of sight on this one. I'm on one of his squares. You do. I guess on this one. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right Yeah, okay Okay, is that a sneak attack 12? Yeah, um 10 12 damage. Okay, uh, what's his Maychan? He's gonna do one of those things where he like taps one down in the back of the shoulder Mm-hmm. You gotta change your own Good one. Yeah Is that your turn? All right, DM he made a lot The Maychanian left It's kind of a mustage Oh, I saw the eighth leg and excited But it's still only average. So it's all on me. I turned him and dropped it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So that's nine to you Rob's like Showman's like how dare you all right gee rom Uh, okay, so I'm I'm gonna how many That was seven on the email. Yes, that was wrong seven. Yeah, so I'm just wearing your ring with no benefits I mean, um, you're still going steady. It's just like a regular brain I have One third level spell slot left. I'd like to start heel bodying. Are you okay with that? It's Okay, all right. So surprisingly. Yeah with my action. Um, yeah, my spell I'm gonna cast aura of vitality Yeah, uh, I'll start I'll start like chanting like doing a like a dwarven like haka to shurindler that one Let's sing it. I gently the taz baby Water Does janker gem would need this more? I don't know jank already got healed. I'm just over half hip points. Oh, as am I okay? Uh, so gem when that's 13 to you, sir It doesn't affect everybody like a whole bunch of people. He's like literally right next to courage I heal you Are there are there any other enemies around that's not the troll is like are any of these people No, those are all friendly and then over there. They're there. Okay here. Um, I'll move that to there Yeah, uh, wait, you're not gonna attack with the spiritual weapon? Well Spiritual weapon in the troll have an agreement at the moment You can still attack under the table. You can still attack. Oh, okay. All right. Don't just don't kill me. Okay. All right. I'm not gonna I don't think I'll kill you. No, I mean all the govans All the govans could also shoot quorum. Yeah, that's uh No, they shoot jank five radiant damage All govans are taught this at a young age shoot jank How much five to the troll are you gonna try to do any damage any fire to the troll or I'm not gonna roll up Maybe uh, maybe next turn. He's like, I can't I can't get a bead on him mate. Sorry Just move forward fight See, I'm squishy. I don't want to get too close Goblin ham 25. Oh, that's actually within his kill even the scorcher. So within the I could have the glory That's so sad. I rolled ten on damage, but he missed that is sad. I'm very sad Oh, it'll take the uh, squirmisher. That's mine, squirmisher. Oh, that's it. Oh, he's on me. Yeah. All right. This guy We're all kind of lame-locked. All right. Well, I guess I'll just be sure here because I don't want to get the ways where you want to be You're okay with me going here? Yes. Okay. All right. My turn's over. All right. Uh, we got those war vouchers [inhales and exhales] Jenkins This guy's still up right here. I think so. I think I should introduce to him because that yeah, we're going to jank it up Nope, probably nope. Nope. So that's 20 tonight. You're right. Okay. There we go. All right. Uh, two minutes till bores. High time. All right. I'll leave you in this room. Yeah, five, ten, three, twenty, attacking that guy. Thank you. Are you attacking me? I can't believe I haven't killed any bores. Very much secure. What? Uh, 40 McFartface. Any of what does he have? Does a 17 hit? Sword or something? 17? Uh, on that guy. Yeah. What do you wield anything? Sword? Sword. Okay. That's sword. Uh, yes, that will hit. Who brought a 10? Negative on that. Then you can take, uh, 11 points of damage. That one, five, ten, twenty, and I'm going to try to shoot a goblin. Uh-huh. Um, roll a 19 and an 18. Um, those are both out. So I feel where those two covers. So one goblin can take 10 and the other can take 7. Okay. 10 and 7. Great. I don't want to pour this up. Okay. Great for dessert. Well, we were going to troll that first. Uh, yeah, that's, yeah, this is the troll at the bottom of the round. Yeah. All right. So wait, what was boys going to do? I'm going to tow the dead on that guy. So DC, did you get 14? No. Five damage? 10 points. Thank you. Okay. Trolls wounds begin to knit. Um, but obviously it's sold out a bunch of hit points. Um, and it goes after Corin. Shockingly. That's a hit. That's a hit. And that's a hit. Is it going to run? Uh, no, not in this position, but, uh, thematically. Yes. Um, uh, so that's like, yeah. Yeah. So thematically, it like picks up Corin and tears him in two. And we're like, no. That's subtle. I mean, you guys should give him, like, a full room for him stuff later. Of course. Of course. Absolutely. What kind of armor was he wearing? It's, it's destroyed. That's okay. Oh, yeah. You can talk about how about after the battle. Can we lose our guy? You cannot lose the guy during the during combat during combat. You cannot leave your ally during combat. Yeah. All right. Uh, break for dessert. Welcome back. We had pie at ice cream. It was good. Thank you. Okay. So what happened in the battle and we talked a little bit about this, uh, but just to bring you listeners of which there are many of you up to speed. Um, apparently not Jared. But not Jared. Um, that guy. Corn iron axe, uh, who had the most legitimate claim as to be the heir of this place is has just been ripped in half by a troll. Um, you're all very, very sad because you were very, very loyal to him as a dwarf. Okay. Um, his people are, of course, uh, very sad about that, but they will be looking for new leadership. Jim one is probably the obvious example of that. Uh, unless Jank wants it. Honestly, Jank could take it. You could reach out, take the ring. Um, uh, and anyway, so we can settle that out of the game, but we're, we're going to say we're going to move to the next battle just in the interest of time. So your people are going to do the mop up here and they're going to handle the rest of the level. You guys are going to go straight to the dagger lord combat. Uh, there's a couple of things that happen between now and then because it takes a few rounds. I get three more rounds of heat metal damage. Rob gets nine more rounds or something of, uh, or a vitality. Yes. Does it make sense to alternate heat metal or a vitality, or is it better to only if it's going to put you down? It will. Let's see. Right. I finally rolled up an average. Hey, look. Thirteen. Then. Hey, look. Fourteen. Then. 11 is the last one. Twelve. Do you roll two sexes? Eight and six or eight and three. No, the one before that was two sixes. Wasn't it? No, it was a. Okay. All right. So that left me with three. Three hit points. Okay. Now apply your or a vitality as you will. Okay. One. This is, uh, for all of us. He gets to point so many drowned. So this is, uh, but the tournament gets nine. six fourteen here. No. That's a six five eleven. Only corn one. This is three, six thirteen. Uh, seven plus six thirteen. 13 again. That's 16. Okay. Give that to Jay. Okay. Okay. 16, you said? Yep. And that's five. I get four more. Let's see. That's 15. That's 14. Yeah, you can, at the 14, I'm good. All right. So I can take one more. Well, I'll give I'll give Grom a couple because Grom's at 10. This is two left. Let's see. Because he was also getting twisty there. 10. Yeah, the troll grabbed me pretty good at one point. And that's 28 total. Okay. Okay. And that was it. And that is that is what we call a healer bot. Nice. Yes. And then I'm gonna heal up to my max. You do my your tip lay on hands. Correct. Cool. Okay. All right. Before we enter into that room, do we do any kind of no, we're not going to do more buffs. Come on. Let's just get on with it. Well, it's just because I can be before I'm ready to help me shield the faith. Okay. That's what my mind erupts a lot. Yeah. That's got all this left. All right. Depends on what we see in here. No. No. I vote no. All right. March again. Five tries. Yeah. The guy. Can you find nine goblins for me? Yeah. To shoot at Jacob. It's all because you didn't tip a message at once. It really is. Um, and then I've been using my drum work for the most. He like hung out when he was like three weeks. You never give him a tip. It's true. It was handout like the whole time. If you're short on goblins, I've got more. Yeah. I think I've got was he like, I've got like, it's just going to ask you something here. Okay. And then you're more prepared. You get what you get. Yeah. And you don't throw a fit. That's right. Put this on for you. Just kidding. For the listeners he gave us about to hand me and kill him well. Yeah. Ooh, we've done that before. If we haven't done that. Whatever we've done? We have done. We haven't done that before. We haven't done that before. We haven't done that before. We haven't done that before. We haven't done that before. We haven't done that before. That was actually the best use of probably more if I could do. Yeah. It was awesome. It was. He didn't think so. This was called more something into a turtle. And it like... That was back in Shulp. And then we awakened the turtle with the staff of the woodlands. And that made that wizard like us. Questionable GM really, but it was fun. Okay. Right. So this guy's actually like an eight foot tall red skinned orc with wings. And like the smell of brimstone fills the air. Okay. Yeah. That's the direlord? Yeah, yeah. That's worth an act. And this is his demonic buddy who's a tenoruk, a fiendish orc. And they are... Where's my gallows? And they have some gallows. What are they wearing? Oh, no they didn't. He wants to know about a heat metal. Oh, they're biting that care about fire. Okay. Let me tell you what they're wearing. Lacy unease. Made of metal? No. The tenoruk is wearing nothing. It's only armor class. It's from natural armor. In the picture, actually I'm going to share the picture because it's cool. It is wearing a bear skin, but kind of as a loincloth. He looked like this. That is cool, right? And I don't know how a picture of the direlord word snack, but he's effectively an orcish cambium. So he's got a big wing. All right. Yep. What's he wearing? Skimmel? Ooh. Made out of metal? Sure. All right. We're keeping initiative? Yeah. Okay. Go. No. Jake. All right. I'm going to move in. You're going to get big? Finally. Come on. Your fans demand it. 15. Move to the side and then get big. Everyone wants it. 20. 25. Just teasing you now. Yeah. So I'm going to move it all the way up like adjacent, and I'm going to get big. Yeah! There we go. There. That's me. That's me. Nice. All right. I'm going to take the direlord and his buddy on my first turn and my goblins on my second. Hey, Jake. Hi. Succeed on a wisdom saving throw. Dc16. Okay. Or actually better yet fail. 12. You get some cool looking red aura around your head and you are charmed. Actually, hold on. I haven't used this yet. I know, but be cool. Indominable. I know, but be cool. Okay. Indominable. What does it do? I have to reroll the thing. Apparently nothing. You can reroll a saving throw that you fail. You must use the new roll. You can use this one time per long rest. Nice. They roll worse. I love it. You're charmed. I'm charmed. For a day. Crown of madness? No, it just looks like that. Okay. For the Maddox. Cool. So, Jake said it. You... Well, maybe not. Yeah. You didn't get a saving throw? He didn't get a saving throw. He didn't get a saving throw. He just failed at twice. Like, he failed at twice. No, I'm saying like, at the moment, he's charmed. Yeah. We'll deal with other conditions or other situations as they arise. On this turn, he's charmed and he tells you to protect him. Okay. And if you don't like doing enough of that, I'll give you better. Okay. But you used all your movement and actions this turn, right? Yeah. Okay. So, that was his turn. That was the diagonal's turn. His row can bonus action move. It's movement up to an enemy that can see this guy. I think this is going to be funny when that goblins all still shoot Jake. Yeah, exactly right. He can make it to here and attack. He moves fast faster than you thought he would. Okay. I get one bite attack and one great sort of attacker. Oh, my dice is still over there there. Yep. No, no, I'm coming over. Stop touching my dice. These are at plus eight. So those are both hit. Yeah. So that's a bite and a light obsidian great sword type thing. The bite does eight and the great sword does eleven, so that's 19 to you. How much? I'm sorry. 19. That's its turn. And it is my turn. I am going to attack it because a 25 hits. It does? All right. I am going to hit it for eight damage. Okay. In response, I will take, I will hit you with advantage and deal another hit for you. Okay. And I am adding well, total damage to me was what? So that was eight damage. Then I'm going to bonus action raffle smite and then not one hit. That's eight. Yeah. Okay. And that was like 30 to you. Not quite. That was 30. Got one. Got one. Got one. Got one. Got one. All turn on chain. They see the fire. All right. So they, right. So they will deploy themselves in a nice little semicircle here. Actually, they can do the swap out thing that I was doing before. Remember? Two battles ago. Okay. So this is you. Yes. So let's have like four of them to shoot at you. Hey. Probably, there's a, these are plus five. So that's a 19. That is. Um, but 18 will not. Correct. Okay. So that's one five damage. Okay. Um, then I have five more. Um, so three of those will shoot at him. That's you for that's a hit. Miss Miss. Take five. Okay. Um, and then those three in the back will maneuver here and shoot it, Jim. Uh, does 19 hit you? No. Then those are all misses. That's my turn. Who's up? Um, is now Hogan. Okay. What do you do? Uh, I think I'll shoot at this thing right in front of Jim. Okay. Roll a hit. That one. That one? Yep. Okay. Um, I don't, you don't have any opportunity to check on that? That would have been cool. Uh, all right. Who's up? All right. Uh, I'm going to guiding bolt the lower board. Okay. Okay. Let's have some. Okay. Let's do 22 to hit. That'll hit. Two, three, four. And then those fours. Thirteen radiance. And, it doesn't like that. That will cantrip. Um, it's a tool. Uh, you're just like reaching out. Yeah, told the death. Oh, yeah. 15, please. Do you see 15, you said? Yes. That and that. Uh, four necrotic. Oh, sorry, Sam. I gained the level, so I actually get another. On to the direlord? Yes. Uh, so that's a total of 15 necrotic. Oh, in addition to the 13 radiance? Yes. You can do 15 necrotic with a cantrip. Once you get level five, yes. And they've been injured because then you're rolling D12. Oh, yeah. Okay, so that's 28 total neem. Ow. I'll move. Actually, I'll stay there. So can I look at the picture on that guy and see if you can? Don't be tell. I'm good. Uh, if there were a concentration to be checked, then I'm checking. Okay. I said I was hoping that was. All right. I'm going to heat metal on the board. Okay. You can do that. All right. Hopefully it does load poison damage. Uh, it does some amount of damage to him. Yep. I mean, the metal starts to smoke, whether it's damaging him or not. Okay. So, can't be as tracking my hit points. Um, do I get to remake my signature with the end of my turn? You sure don't. Okay. You get to act. Okay. Um, so I guess I will move back towards my parting members. Here I can double move. Yeah. If these were your enemies, what would you do? Yeah. I would get as close as I can. But the picture's there. Yep. So that's the double move. Um, and then I don't think I have bonus actions. You don't have, like, sweet runes that you haven't used their bonus activities? I mean, like, I'd like to employ in the service of your master. I can do this what the stores are in like. All right. I bent weird on my knee. Yeah. Okay. But it was threatening to go weird. Can I, again, not a, I'm just, I'm just talking about that here for a second. Yep. In my opinion, which may mean nothing at all. It's fine. If if a PC ally is charmed, I would take that to me. He's going to act as our friend. If he's dominated, I think that, I think he would be very aggressive. Am I, am I making sense? No, I do understand what you're saying. It will treat. So it will treat him as his friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he said defend me. And there's obvious aggressors in the room. I mean, we're still his friends. And again, I don't want to get into it. Yeah. Yeah. Right. I agree. Is he going to be diplomatic with this first? I mean, he's really not so bad. You just stand in the way. I didn't know if there was any special text. Yeah. It's the charmed condition. It's, it's, it's the charmed condition. And again, is the one where you can tell him to do stuff, but I think it specifically exempts you from being able to, like, attack people, like, that you wouldn't normally attack. Charmed just says you can't harm the charmer, and then you have social advantage. Okay. So then you're not necessarily disposed to go do all the things you just did. You're just hanging out here. Well, he could attack the goblins. I mean, he could like, he could like get in front of him. If he's charmed, I mean, if it's the charmed condition, the only thing is he can't attack the charmer. Maybe he can help the, like, do you have a way to prevent damage? Like, that might make sense. Yeah. How about you stand in front of him? Okay. I'll stand in front. And I didn't know my storm room was the only one left I could do the boa section. So, um, I can use my reaction to help with, like, attack and save the wolves and stuff. It's good. I'm mostly on content having you out of combat for now. Okay. Cool. All right. Um, the dialogue in, but, let's do bro first. Bro versus bro versus bro. Uh, does 13 plus eight hit you? Yeah. So then you'll take, um, I think that's the bite. You'll take eight from the, from his bite, but he'll miss on the great sword. Then, uh, dire lord, bro. Um, it's going to do some pew pew fire rays. Can you get through a charm or condition, don't you? Um, I, I was going to put something on the dire lord to say the next attack against him. Is it just from like a new bolt? Just so we don't forget. Uh, right. Yep. Um, okay. Uh, and then, uh, I guess he'll move to here pew pew on you. I think that's what happened. So he didn't bore his make an attack for your eat metal. No, it doesn't count as an attack. Um, I think, I think, I think it's still in there. Um, and that's the, from the next attack over any number of rounds. Yes. Okay. I just wanted to clear your interest. I was within the year next. Yeah, that was before your next turn. The next attack roll made against this target. Oh, before the end of your next turn as a manager. Okay. Okay. But that'll happen. Um, okay. So pew pew one on you, one on you. So this is versus, uh, grom. That's, uh, plus seven, 18, doesn't hit you. Uh, it, it does. I misspoke earlier. Okay. And, uh, does 17 hit you? Okay. So then you each take 10 fire damage. Okay. Okay. Great. All right. Uh, is that ever, is that your, that's their turn. Um, okay. So it's my turn. It's your turn. All right. Against the big guy. Um, 11 to hit. That's a miss. Okay. That's my turn. Okay. Some turns be like that. Yeah. Goblins. Uh, yeah. All right. Uh, three on Jim one. Hit, hit, hit. I think. So that's 15 on you from Goblin arrows. My AC's 20 right now. Hit, hit, hit. I'm done. Okay. Uh, then three and three on you two. And eventually we got to attack one. You don't have to. You're going to take a whole combat. I know. Um, this is what you get through this whole thing. Those are all misses on you. Unless, uh, no, we determined that a 16 does not hit you. Right. Okay. And then, um, John, that's miss, miss, probable hit for five. Okay. Who's up? Uh, Hogan. Hogan. What are you doing? Help me shoot at the big guy. Hmm. No sneak it there. All right. Yeah. Feel free to move up. Um, that doesn't. Do anything sneak that. No, but it would move you up and then I could hit you. Yeah. Sure. I'll do that. You're going to move up. Yeah. I want to. Okay. Let's see. Uh, it does. Okay. It's like three damage. Uh, with, uh, okay. Uh, that allows me the opportunity to take my reaction to it. Why did you listen to me? What were you thinking? Those are miss though. Okay. I'm going to disengage and move back. Mm hmm. Okay. Uh, we use here. I'm at five hit points. Uh, that's 11. I don't want to. I'm up. Okay. You're just a friend. Uh, should we, we should concentrate on one of these guys. Um, he's like reading a book. He's admiring the architecture. He really is. Or he's like asking the landlord like, so tell me about yourself. I feel like we haven't seen each other forever. Literally. I can't. I think. Did we go to high school together? I think we're funny. I'm not really killing my friends. No. Uh, that's a 21 to hit. I'm sorry. I'm who? I'm the 10th on the 10th. Oh, so no retreat then? That's eight radiant damage. Sorry. Ten plus eight? Or did you say eight? I thought you said ten. I think you said eight. Uh, it was like a 21 to hit and it was eight radiant damage. Okay. Sorry. I was, I thought I heard a 10 there somewhere. And that's my turn on them. Got it. Okay. Who's up? Of course. You can move on up. I'm going to healing word on my friend gentlemen there. Okay. For a whopping six points. Okay. Every bullet helps. And then bonus action on Homeboy back there. Sorry. Which Homeboy? That guy. Thank you. With the he metal of maybe seven points. Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. It's my turn. With the trauma edition that way it's written. Mm-hmm. Can I attack that guy? Yeah. Okay. Now you want to do that. Mm-hmm. If I... You barrel through a job in there. No. Sorry. The goblins are sneaky. They got you right there. Mm-hmm. Okay. So I'm going to get up on them. See. He had another way out of the room. Hey, come on me, Jack. I'm going to show you something. He could have taken him away. Uh, 12 to 13. And then locked the door. Yeah. Uh, 12 and 13 is not going to hit. Yeah. So, yeah. Your heart wasn't in it. It just wasn't. It takes him to a library. It sits him down. Yeah. Read all these books. Um, alright. Ooster? Uh. A couple of their own gentlemen. Right? No, no. That was Jake. So that was you and Darlord. No, that was poor. That was... Oh yeah, that was Jake. Darlord and Bro. Darlord and Bro. Uh, to all appearances you've been down, although he could have observed the healing spells directly, but whatever. Um, as far as he knows you now. Alright. Okay. So he'll move in here, I think. Oh, that trigger for you? Yeah. Yeah, I get a talk of our training, right? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Uh, it's a 23. That'll hit. Or a 7. Okay. Then I will use my reaction. Actually, no, I won't use my reaction to go after you. I'll just take it. Um, and then I will attack, um, actually, I should move it. I should move in and attack Bors because he's niggaged. Ooh, he looks like Fresh Meat. And that one, an 11 plus 7 is 18. Oh, I want to hit you then. Okay, does the 18 hit you? It does. Okay. I won't use all that. Uh, you take 11 slashing from my great sword. Is it magical? Um, no. Are you? Kind of. Cause my... I... three less to me. Yeah, you take three less. I didn't make you dig the feet. I know. My type of opportunity, if that's okay. Do you want the one? Yeah. Uh, 17 to hit? I miss mine. Okay. Seven, um, legend damage. Okay. All right. Goblins. No. That was the DM. That was the DM. Sorry. That was the... Yeah. Dylord and... The color card. Yeah, sorry. So, did the dyes, the dylord do anything? Oh yeah. He'll shoot double pupuses, um, at, uh... Wrong. Okay. I miss. Nice. Okay. All right. All right. So, you're down on that turn? Yep. Okay, it's my turn. Um, I will use half my movement to stand up. What? Use up. I will attack. There we go. 23 to hit. Yep. Uh, and that is going to... I'm going to use a first level spell slot to, uh, channel... Or, you know, Divine's Might. And so, that will be, uh... Was it in that 20? No, it was, that was a hit, and then I rolled it in. Yeah, I thought you might be throwing it in. No, no, no. I'm just throwing it in, um, for funsies. So, that's, um... So, why do you say... I'm going to roll my reaction. I'll talk about it. It's 27 points of damage. Okay. You get hit for a lot of them. Okay. Uh, go ahead and then, uh, second attack, miss, uh, bonus action, uh, cast spiritual weapon next to the Dire Lord, and I get advantage on that attack. Yes, because... Oh, it ended. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was just until the end of my last turn. All right, but that is, um, this 23... Okay. 21 to hit, and that will be 47 points of... Force damage, rad. Probably came prepared. I noticed when I was using spiritual weapon, you didn't offer that. Oh. No comment. Your spiritual weapon was a spear. I forgot it was a spear. I'm not sure. Okay, it's no goblins, right? Uh, yes. No, Jake, don't hurt him, Jake. All right, so these three are, I'm going to scimitar on you. Miss, miss, miss. These three, no, they're not going to attack Jake. No, no, because bad. He's bad. Yeah. Uh, we're just going to shoot arrows. We're going to shoot, we're going to shoot three arrows at... Shoot three arrows at him, and these three will shoot three arrows at him. So, ground. Nothing there, looks like it hit to me. 16 down here, you're right? Yep. So, the gem one, all misses. All right, uh, hoken. Um, I'm going to try this because it feels like maybe you're going to shape some water. Is there water? No. Um, I'm going to match missile at jank. Okay. So, let's just apply that damage. 1, 2, 3, 4, 3, 6, plus 6, plus 2 for each one. I'm just plus 2 overall. Oh, plus 1, excuse me. No, it's only plus 1. Oh, sorry. Just to be clear on the charm condition, it does say the charm to target obeys my spoken commands. So, it's specific about that in the ability. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's what that was. Oh, I see. So, we lost down on a couple rounds of defend me, being a thing, but you can no longer attack the allies. Okay. Okay. And defend me is in effect. Okay. I do nine damage. Now, you can interpret that to me and stand in front of me, or you can interpret that to me and hit your friends. Okay. Uh, nine damage? Yeah. Is that doing anything too? Right. Uh, you can repeat the saving throw. Uh-huh. For each hit, just this one. You don't know. And I'm not telling. All right. Um, that is a modified 20 on a wisdom save. Okay. You feel yourself coming out of it. Oh, John. John. Did something. But I feel cheated. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But that's on me for not reading the rules, right? Uh-huh. But it could have been cool. I can have Jack smashing the walls with you. Yeah. That's the weird multi-rule set issues. Yeah. See it. Right. Yeah. In which there are, let's be honest, many, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, it's cool. I'm over it, but it would have been rad. And I'm sad you let, I let you talk me out of it. Um, okay. So, uh, so with that in mind, let's just say we do one more round of you not doing anything terribly effective. It's just taking you a while to come out of it. Okay. Right. And I realize that's boring for you, but it's fine. Um, all right. Who's so who's turned then? That was your turn. That was who concerns you know what's going on. Also, who can shot you? And you're never gonna forget that. Snap out, everybody. I always suspect that he's actually a goblin. So, it's getting real low, big guy. Swing my, I'm just gonna attack and bonus attack. Okay. Uh, something that's a, um, 16? Uh, Val hit. Has, has he had a turn since he hit you? Yes, he, he, he, he moved in, he rolled in that wall. No, since he hit you again for hitting him just now. No, no, no. He comes after him. Right. Okay. That's all right. I wanted to see if I had my reaction. Uh, no. Yeah, you had used any reaction. Yeah, I just wanted it. I got you. Okay. So that's, uh, nine force damage. Okay. And that's, uh, five, um, force. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So, nine force damage and five force damage. Yes. Your normal attack is a force damage? Uh, I did booming blade. Also, if he moves, uh, he'll take damage from that. Good job. Yeah. Sorry, I should have said that out loud. Thank you. Okay. Um, I'm done. Uh, I got a force. All right. I'm gonna drop the heat metal because I don't think it's doing anything. Okay. I'm going to cast spiritual weapon over next to homeboy. Do you have a third spiritual weapon? I'm out. Oh, oh, the, oh, a token. Sorry. I'm out of those as well. I'm out of those too. Um, a three clear party. Wild. What's that? Three spiritual weapon. Yeah, that's wild. What shape is yours? A hammer? Yeah. Um, roll to hit 25. Sure. For eight points. All right. Uh, yank. Using my bonus act. Oh, does that? That was a bonus action. Now you can use your action. Using my action. I'm gonna do a cantrip. I've told the dead on big boy. So it's a wisdom fort. Uh, no. For eight points. Okay. All right. Jake. Uh, yeah. So to not be very effective, I think the most I can do is move. Yeah. Move is fine. So I don't know. Maybe I can move like here and then I'm like partially protecting the Dark Lord, but also. Yeah. And then it, it inspires this round. Okay. By the end of the round, you're like, wait a second. You're the baddie. Yeah. All right. Dire Lord and Burrow. Dire Lord and Burrow. Okay. So dire, uh, we all agree Dire Lord can seize the jank shaking it off. Yeah. I think so. When he points at him and goes, you. Key indicator. Yeah. Um, okay. So, uh, he'll puke you on jank. Okay. Um, those are both plus seven. So that one hits you. Um, and deals, I think, seven damage. It might be ten. It is ten. Yep. And then bro. Um, Burrow's gonna whirl on you because he knows you were down. And that's how Phoenix works. I were. I were down. So he's gonna great sword you. And then he'll try to bite you. And that bite will do, um, seven points. I'm down. Then I guess that, does that drop my spiritual weapon? I don't think it. No, but you can't use it. I can't use it, but it's, yeah. It goes boom. I think we have dropped it when unconscious before, but the rules are unclear. Yeah, the rule doesn't. So whatever, hang on to it. It's fine, but that's not a precedent. Yeah, that's fine. All right. Um, now it's my turn. Now it's your turn. Dead saves. Right. Barely remember it. Come on then. It's the first of the night. Alright. Uh, DM Hoblins. DM Hoblins. Oh man, the Hoblins are hoblins. Jank's a viable target now. Yeah, and he's gonna be surrounded because this is just hilarious, right? We're just gonna all get a cimitar on Jank. Can they go to worship him? Yeah. One, two, three, eight. All right. Oh, I missed it. All right. Yeah. That one might hit. So you can, you can take, ICS, I see that one, then that one, you can take five damage. If you wish to use your reaction, you may. Yeah, I think I'm gonna. And then this guy is gonna shoot. Okay. Oh wow. Okay. Okay. Um, 13 damage. That guy. Is that what you're doing? All right. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna trade the big boy. Ooh, net 20. That way. There we go. Wow. 12, 17, plus one more. Uh, 18 plus. That's two, 20. Don't you roll two extra dice? Cause you're. You got a sneak attack. Yeah, no, I did 46. Okay. Yeah. 20. Nice. On the nose, down. At zero. Like, if you want, you know, you like, time out and trade. Well, it seems real trained. Kithi, we got a size large medical. That's right. He's in his court. He's, uh, he's size medium. Wait, he's big, he's size large. No medium. He's been to all that downtime. That hour. That hour. He's trying to fix him to the thighs. Yeah, he's done. Good job. 26 is in a five. Nice. Good job, John. All right. Go wrong. It's not looking good for the diardard. Uh, I will. Here, 15. Sweet. Nice. And he's back. Uh, and I will I'm dead. I'm a lot. I'm back again. Sorry man. Yeah. Okay. So, I'm gonna, uh, spiritual weapon that, uh, goblin. Let's see. Uh, that's a 20. Something to hit and, uh, nine. Okay. Nine. That's my turn. Ha. Uh, yours. All right. I'm gonna spiritual weapon. Plenty of blood over there. Does a 15 hit. Uh, and then a sacred flame on him. So, deck's for it. No. Two points of radiant damage. Um, I'm going to attack these two goblins. Uh, 12. Does 12 hit? No. Okay. Well then I'll hit one of them. Uh, 28 for 11 damage. Okay. Just flying into the wall over here. All right. Uh, darlord. Darlord. Uh, in a flash of brimstone, he opens a portal and walks into it and it closes behind him. Uh, no villainous speech? Oh yeah. I shall return to destroy you one by one. Awesome. Good enough. All right. So, let's roll against these goblins. Yeah, right. Let's sort this out. Um, whose turn is it? Uh, yeah. Okay. So, that was it. All right. Let's, let's get to the loot. Let them go. Okay. So, um, perception checks. All right. Everybody make one. Try not to all fail. Too late. 18. Mm-hmm. 90. 22. Look at that stone. Oh, stone cutting counts, by the way. Oh, no. Oh, the seven. That case 20. Yeah. So, anyone. Uh, okay. So, Jake's like, where? Uh, where are the stone shank? Uh, they gave it the logic thing. What the stone? Uh-huh. Call it up real good. I'm gonna say this one more trouble with my interests. I can tell if that's so right there or something's not right. What you're saying we call, "check this out for us"? You get a good... We don't talk like radio voices. Yeah. It's like, uh, yeah. I'm breaking news! (Laughing) It ran running off! The dwarf! He just found a secret dwarf! The desperate die lord didn't give up his time! So, um, by the way, the roof of this barrel vaulted hall is guilty in gold leaf. Wow. So, uh, in the center of the eastern wall of the hall, you didn't have time to take in these details. There's an ornately carved black marble throne covered in dried blood and surrounded by piles of skulls, sitting atop the throne, reaping a brimstone. Uh, was a great or achieved in with broad bat wings, muscular build, lupine ears, glowing red eyes, seven feet height. And a Glen Danzig bell buckle. That's right, yeah. Um, in the center of the room, oh yeah, there it... Whoops. There's a dwarven hole-fest circle in the center room, but you never made it to the center room. So, it's cool, except Jane. Um, he didn't need it. Uh, then... So, you do find the, uh, secret door to the crown vault behind him. Oh! Oh my. Ornately carved stone table in the north wall, dominates the barrel roof vault, on which sits a small silver coffer and a bejeweled silver necklace. In the southeast corner of the room, stands a life-sized gold statue of a halfling in Regal Pose, aside from the fact that his breeches are down around his ankles and his nose is rather known like. What? It's, it's like obscure fair... Uh, fair on lore. This guy is a thing. [laughter] History check. Go for it. So, we're gonna build that down. Yeah, obviously. Uh, that's a nineteen. Sure. Uh, the long forgotten statue worth in your estimation, two thousand gold pieces, because you can apparently do that. Yeah. This legendary among dwarves and gnomes with pension for practical jokes, uh, as a successful bar of knowledge check, and third edition would be real. Weighing exactly thirty-eight pounds, because it has a hollow core. It depicts core-sitar hunting horn who once bet old Brent Hardstone, Darrath of Gloria, after a night of feasting that any halfling rogue could steal his wading gold from Do Blund, which is this other place. Before the Gnome Duke noticed it was missing, old Brent accepted the challenge and promptly commissioned the less-than-respectful statue of the Duke of Embersstar. But before the statue could be finished, it was stolen by the staff of who brought back to Runadar, where they finished it off with the Gnome Nose Flourish. Our crown, Torghotar, uh, fully intended to return the statue once. Both Duke submitted it. They had been well and truly bested by the staff of it, but such light-hearted manners were quickly forgotten once. Uh, and we're going to always plunge into never any more. That's what you know about the statue. Okay. And tell your buds. Yeah, I see it. I try to tell my QP and like, and then... Here. I'll just put that in chat. [laughter] Awesome. You can recount it at length once per session. [laughter] Okay. Aside from that, um, you don't think the Dire Lord knew this room was here, by the way. No. Um, this seems to be Torght treasures that they've never approved at Lancaster. The Ornate Silver Cofer, uh, holds, um, these five-matched teardrop-shaped emeralds, which are called "Tears of the Sea Hag." Oh, so we-we all get one. Uh, maybe. Here. Um, and the Silver Necklace is a silver chain medallion in late with tiny rubies in the shape of an axe, uh, with 500 gold, but it also serves as the mark of office of the first axe of the art ground, who serves as chancellor of the Norman Court, uh, at his location. Oh, trust me. So it's like, uh, you know, it's like a chain of office, like you see in England, right? Yeah, it is. And stuff. It's like that. Um, okay. So that's this room. That's all the treasure in this room. However, there's other locations where there could be treasure. I'm really sad that you guys aren't going to go exploring and find the-the sexy goblins room where the harem of the goblin warlock will be, but the original adventure was written a long time ago. And that's maybe not appropriate anymore, but I did want to-I did want to just for a moment have sexy goblins and have you have that conundrum to deal with. [laughter] [laughter] None of them. I mean, you know, what do you do? They're non-combatants? Yeah. Um, that is if I-are flirty, uh- Right, exactly. She would just-she would kill them at their competition. [laughter] Over in the direction the trolls originally came from, more treasures are discovered. Uh, and you, uh, in the sexy goblin room that you didn't go to, there's another secret door. Let's see if someone discovers that. It's real soon, D20, until you succeed. [laughter] 13. No. Is-is perception? 22. Uh, there you go. You found the trade vault. Good job, John. In the trade vault, there's lots of, um, silver trade bars. It says 100 trade bars. Uh, but I wanted to convert that to our own, um, silver loads system. So, uh, if you look up commodities real quick, uh, Mike, how many-how many trade bars of silver is in a load? I think it's 10. Alright. So this might look like 10 loads of silver. They say 100 worth a hundred worth of ten ingots. Uh, and how much is a load of silver worth? Uh, 500? So, I think this would be equivalent to be two loads, but it happens. You said it says 10 ingots are a hundred pounds. Each, well, so then the weight is different too. Okay, so, let's call it 200 pounds of silver. That's a two load. Two loads. A thousand. Yeah, so two loads of-two commodity loads of silver trade bars. Good job. Over in the other room, uh, yep. Over in the other room, 152. The art grounds and the chamber. This is where all their treasure was. There's a, uh, there's a trap on one of those, so we don't count those. Alright, so then you got these. I was gonna throw- oops, was that the same one? Nope, that was not what I wanted. Uh, sorry. No, no, no, okay. Yeah. Uh, so let's change 500 silver pieces to 500 gold pieces. So 500 gold, 400 gold, 500 gold, 165 gold, 500 platinum, which is 5,000 gold. Wow. Which is really gonna be the rebuilding money, right? Mm-hmm. Um, then I wanted to throw in a cool item or two. Uh, um, corn, I think has a magical item that can be recovered now that we get to it, now that you're looning the body. Um, let me just double check that. Members of Clan Iron Axe. Corn Iron Axe has her his stats. Oh, dang, I gotta go somewhere else for it. We'll deal with that one later, I think. Uh, it's not where I expected it to be, so. Oh, wait. Um, okay. Uh, but let's do, let's give you a magical item, weren't you? Roll 1d4. Okay. Go for it. Yeah. One. Alright, roll a d65. Uh, 60. And by the way, table is loaded. Ooh, table is not. Sorry. A wand of secrets. Oh, it's gonna help you find secret doors. Mm-hmm. It could be handy. Considering you're in an engine that has some. Yeah. Uh, that's probably pretty good for the evening. Uh, pass this down to your collar. This is a map of all the new territory. We did not find the art crown? Oh, no. No, not the art crown itself, no. But, uh, your guys did go down and clean up the art crown quarters. Some of those goblins escaped into the mountains, or whatever, fled somehow. Very cool. Uh, maybe all my sexy goblins escaped, except two. Particularly killed. Awesome. Okay. Yeah, that was fun. Yeah. Sorry, that ran late. Yes. Let's go, uh, who calls next? What? Me. What you doing? I don't know. Are we returning here? Sometimes we want to get to the priority side. Yeah. I feel like this is a good pause on this one. Okay. I could change my mind. I feel Lork has been a little bit abandoned late. I was thinking the same thing. So that's kind of where I'm looking towards this Lork. Do you want me to have some teams drive what's happening there? Or do you want me to introduce missions to? Or, I guess, are you looking for capers? You're looking for, you know, classic Lork messarounds where you get like a cyberpunk mission adapted to fantasy. You have to go do a thing for some people. Or do you want to, is there an objective you have in mind already? If yourself were for others. Um, objective, I would say, is to make a good bit of money. So then you're, you're acting for others? We're looking for a score. Okay. But like a Christmas-y theme. Now, that score could be taking you over someone else's business. If that's potentially out in the world. Uh, it's possible, but I would need to know more about your plans if you want that prepped. Just having the ability to do the span. Alright. We'll talk about more. Making money. Or finding someone to muscle out. You know, you know, getting kind of gangster. Yeah, yeah. Okay. We've got enough. Yeah.