38th of the 50 states.
Dial Trolls
Dial Trolls 238 - Pennsylvania
Warning, this show contains adult themes, immaturity, and can just be pretty messed up. You are warned. Hello. What's up, bitch? What's up, bitch? What's up, bro? What up, boo? Hello? This is the initial greeting. This is her ratio. And you're listening to the best prank call show ever. Hey, this is Danny Glover, and you're listening to "Dyle Troll." I can't say it correctly. Yeah, this is for sure. Listen to "Dyle Troll." It's just a fucking hour wasted of your life. This is the best prank call show ever. And this is the best prank show show call ever. "Dyle Troll." The best prank call show ever! Hey! Hey, this is John Cryer, and you are listening to "Dyle Troll." 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Fuck that, shit. Let's see what kind of mess we have this episode. I don't know what's happening right now. Wait, did I tie it? Hold on. I'm so confused. Um... Okay. I'm just so confused. Well, he's probably sitting there fucking hiding his mouth facing, trying to make Frank call. Like, how come you want to play on a phone? Is this a bit? Is this a joke? I don't get it. Somebody gave me this number. What the fuck are you doing on this, Tullifand? Oh, you called me before doing this. And he asked if I was face-back there. Don't you ever call this number again. Don't ever call this number again. No, fuck you. Hilarious. I ain't got time for this shit. Sir, you know what? I don't have time. Dude, I don't know who you are, but I don't got time for this. You know what? Listen, I think you're being difficult on purpose. I'm trying to help, and you're being difficult. I'm going to report this whole phone call to the police. The police are notified. I'm going to report you for scamming, too. Please, please do not curse at me. Oh, what we're not going to do is have that vocal language. Sir, that's not called for. This guy is harassing everybody on this line. What the fuck does that have to do with you calling me Big Fat Sharon? Who is this? I never, ever. I don't even know who the fuck you are. Hey, who are you? Who is this asshole? Go away. Why are you trying to burglarize someone's health? Look, let's get back to why you're trying to burglarize somebody's health. Hey, you can go fuck yourself. Okay, so, like, are you four, five, six, how old are you? I'm mentally handicapped, 45-year-old, fuck it. Why don't you go get a job, you fucking low life? I knew y'all with some redneck hillbill. Fucking enchanted motherfuckers. I'm pretty sure that you're just a jerk. You're cool. What is wrong with you hillbillies, family? What the fuck? You fucking bitch. You have no type of like character. You motherfucker. You suck. You're lame. Your mother does not. You're nasty. You're nasty. You talk nasty. Don't get it. Come on, baby. Come on, come up here, if you're a fucking tough guy. I'm whooping all your ass and pussy. Now you don't beat the fuck out of someone. I'm whooping ass and I'm one of my 20-year-old whooping ass. I'm one of my 14-year-old whooping ass. I will fucking kill you right now and rape you. Fuck you. Guys? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I mean, well, yeah, we're. Who is. I don't understand. I only speak Korean. So what? What? What? What? What? Chicken butt. Huh? What are you talking about? I'm not going to answer that question. They're not baby legs. I'll give a fuck. I'll give a fuck. I'll give a fuck. I'm not bright enough to take your order. How much to get a bite of ravioli out of your apple? Mm. Sounds fun. Bro, I just want to kiss. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Is there any diarrhea? Oh my goodness. Oh my God, yo. My gosh, sick. I'm just hanging out on the roof. Some lady just asked me if I was on the roof. He just asked me for a blowjob. No, no, no, no. Uh, yeah, we're not going to go into that, sir. This is weird. Get out of that, you got it. Come on, bro. Give me one more good one. Somebody stole your vehicle. Would you call it, police? If you want me to help you, you got to stop saying it's upside down first. Radio Edit.