Phone Taps
Your Twenty Two Pound Turkeys are Ready
What if there was a day when we could come together to give to the causes we're most passionate about? Great news! There is! December 10th is Colorado Gives Day, and it's easily the best day to give. All the causes you care about are in one place, so let's start a wave of generosity across the state. Join us in lifting up our local communities. Give now through December 10th at ColoradoGivesDay.org. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. Hi Brody, what's your phone tap about today? Elvis, listen to Miguel, wanted us to phone tap his wife Linda. Linda was extra stressed about Thanksgiving. She was making dinner for his family and her family. So I called her the day before Thanksgiving and told her there was a problem with the turkey they ordered. Okay. After Thanksgiving. That's a good way to mess with someone's head. Let's listen to Brody's phone tap. Hi, I'm looking for Linda. This is her. Hi, this is Pete Campive from Seattle Rush. I'm just calling to confirm your order that's been picked up today. Oh yeah, that's great. Thank you. Uh huh. So we've got four pounds of potato salad, four pounds of macaroni salad, three pounds of half-sour pickle, and of course the turkey. Yes, that's correct. Now your order was very hard to fill for the turkey, but we got it. It's all taken care of. Why? Well, because I just found your order a little strange, but it's all taken care of. We were able to do it. We got 22 pound turkeys. How many? 22 pound turkeys? We just need one. No, no, no, not 22 pound turkeys. You have 22 pound turkeys. We have them all for you. I had to call some other stores. No, no, no, no, no. We ordered one 22 pound turkey. Yeah, no, I took the order from, let me see here, your husband Miguel. He said, "Hey, you got 22 pound turkeys?" And I said, "Yeah." He said, "I'll take them. Sign me up." So that's what we got. No, who in the right mind orders, what is it? 22 pound turkeys? 22 pound turkeys. We've been in a lot of trouble to get these. I had to call four other stores in the area. How about a thank you? I'm sorry, but who, why wouldn't you, no, this doesn't even make any sense. That doesn't, I have 16 people coming tomorrow. I can't, I can't, I can't serve that to people. I don't understand. You can't, you can't, you can't give one person a turkey. I thought it was a cute idea. I figured you were having like a, get your own turkey kind of party. Wait, but I don't understand. You do this all the time. Like, are you ****ing stupid? You had to realize that that was like, we didn't mean it that. Excuse me. Excuse me. I am, I am a supermarket professional, ma'am. I've been doing this 17 years. I think I've heard turquoise. If you were professional, then you would know that nobody in the right mind is going to order 22 pound turkeys. It's like, literally doesn't make any sense. You had to have known that that was a mistake. Listen, people are into different things. I don't know where you were from. I don't know. That's what you do. I don't question people. Where were from? What do you talk from Ohio? This doesn't make any **** sense and something needs to be done and I need an actual 22 pound turkey because it's tomorrow. Where am I? And I have 16 **** people coming over here. Hey, Lane, where am I going to find a 22 pound turkey? You know what I mean? Well, maybe you should have thought of that when you're placing that order that something seemed at all. Does that mean you don't want the three pounds a half sour pickles? You know what? Have a great **** Thanksgiving. Alright, so we're going to have to do that. I was going to say we should call her. Okay, great. Let it go to watch. We call her back. Okay, here we go. My dad, what in the **** is going on right now? Have you talked to the people from New York? I'm going to **** kill them. Hey, don't you relax. What are you talking about? No, no, no, no. You ordered 22 pound turkeys. Twenty turkeys that are two pounds. You're still the same amount of turkeys. What's the problem? Wait, what? What's the problem? First of all, I don't even know how to cook those. What do you mean? What's the problem? There's a small turkey. It's just a lot of them. The cooking instructions are going to be different. I don't even know how I'm going to get 20 turkeys in a **** of it. Like, I don't understand how to cook that. Like, that's the **** ridiculous and embarrassing for that matter. They're going to look like **** chickens. Linda. Who is that? This is Dave Rode of Melbourne's Joe in the morning show. We're phone tapping you right now. You're turkey's really on the way. It's fine. I don't know if I should be mad or relieved. It's like, wait. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm going to tell, like, a crazy person on the radio. The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tap was prerecorded with permission granted by all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the morning show. What if there was a day when we could come together to give to the causes we're most passionate about? Great news. There is. December 10th is Colorado Gives Day, and it's easily the best day to give. All the causes you care about are in one place, so let's start a wave of generosity across the state. Join us in lifting up our local communities. Give now through December 10th at ColoradoGivesDay.org. (gentle music) You
Linda is super stressed about cooking for Thanksgiving, and it's about to get a lot worse when she learns her turkey order is WAY off!