Touhyville
Touhyville Show 11-25-2024
"It's nice to have you here. I'm so glad you could come. This is going to be such an exciting day. I hope you enjoy it. I think you will." "Isn't it about time for somebody's favorite radio program?" "Theater of the absurd." "I got a bad feeling about this." Welcome to Tuivel! The following program is closed captioned for the thinking impaired. "How'd you feel?" "As a matter of what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world." "Welcome my friend to the show that never ends." "Go ahead. Make my day." Tuivel! With Steve, Tuive, and Cheryl Tuive. "Yeah, that's just too much Tuive, isn't it?" "Something battery's the power. Turbines is beat." "Alright, you're ready to move up." "Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends." "We're so glad you could attend." "Come inside, come inside." "Then behind the glass has a real blade of price." "Be careful as you pass, move along, and belong." "Come inside, come inside, come inside." "Go ahead, come inside, come inside." "Come inside, come inside, come inside." "Be sure he has it out, and he'll keep you." "He's talking about all the other things." "He got to keep you, he's talking about all the other things." "Welcome to the Tuivel over the 25th day of November, 2024." "Happy Monday, everybody." "Welcome to the amusement park for your mind, the carnival for your training, and the holiday for your head." "I'll be your host, Steve Tuive. Joining me for all the fun, Cheryl Tuive, good morning." "Hi!" "How are you?" "Good." "You feeling rested after your weekend?" "I did until I got, like, stoked about the bear's tie, and then emotionally wrecked through the loss." "I want, wah. There's something about giving you hope and then snatching it back." "Yeah." "So, yeah, I really didn't see much of the game yesterday because I went to the coldscape." "I know, right?" "So, uh, a little switch to the new." "Yep." "So, um..." "You had a guy's day." "But don't worry, they're just as bad." "So, although apparently not..." "I don't think it's bad or..." "Apparently not, because here's what I said at one point during the game." "Because they were getting, uh, whooped up on by the lions, who the bears will play this Thursday for Thanksgiving." "And, uh, and I said, you know..." "I'm starting to not feel good about the bears because how bad are the bears that for as bad as the culture playing they beat the bears?" "That was much of the amusement of the cults fans around me." "Mike from Precision Security shared that with the person next to him, it was two brothers who were sitting next to him, um, who had..." "They were cults fans that came from Michigan." "And behind us were, I think, their business partners?" "Who were Detroit fans from Michigan? They all came together." "Nice." "Yes, and the, uh, Detroit fans were quite loud at the cults game." "Now, when you and I went to the bears cults game, as bears fans, it didn't bother me at all that the cults fans were like getting outshouted by the bears fans, you know, until the bears were losing." "Yeah." "For some reason yesterday, it didn't feel right that the Detroit fans were so excited about it. Because we're playing them on Thursday, and..." "I mean, I get it. Detroit has something to be happy about. They're finally good after so many years of being bad. I think..." "Well, they're finally having fun." "I think at one point, they may have gone a whole season without a win, I think." "Oh, I think, don't hold me to it. Maybe they had one win? Like, yeah, they were in bad shape. So, uh, that said, knowing that the bears are playing them this Thursday for Thanksgiving, I was not feeling good about the Thanksgiving game." "I'm not so worried, though, because I don't know if you know this, but something else happens on Thanksgiving, so I don't really need to worry about whether or not the bears win or not. I bet it's going to be a good day." "Steve's like, I'm a winner because I post all the pictures of the turkeys over the years." "Can I just say, because of all the pictures of the turkeys that have come up over the last couple of days, it's feeling really weird. I feel like we're late to the party with Thanksgiving this year." "Yeah, and I know that that happens from time to time. But you and I were talking about it over the weekend. I don't really understand why." "Yeah, I need to check that. I need to check that Friday." "Who decides that it's going to be later than normal? Why? What just happened? Have we decided that we need less shopping days this year? Because really, the shopping season kind of kicks into high gear at that point. You know what I'm saying? You really kind of do their thing after Thanksgiving. Anyway, I had fun yesterday. You and I don't go to enough sporting events for it to be blasé, which is funny because today is blasé day. That's why I used to work." "It's always an event when we go. That's what I was saying yesterday. Because we go to maybe one football game a year. Sometimes we don't even go. We go to one or two baseball games a year. We go to one basketball game a year. It's their events to us. It makes it more enjoyable." "Like yesterday, when you said you weren't wearing your bears jersey to the Colts game, because it made sense because it's not a bears game. However, not getting all dialed up in every layer of me matches whatever we're going to see. White Sox, Cubs, whatever. That takes some of the thing out of it for me." "Well, as I pointed out, I did wear a bears t-shirt under my sweater because I was undercover. I was scouting the Lions. I want them to know that I was their scouting line." "Oh, like that guy. You should have worn glasses and a fake mustache or whatever it is. No, no. I'm a cold man here. Lip read from section 600." "I almost wore blue because the Colts blue is very similar to the Cubs blue, so I have a lot of blue. And then when I got there, I realized as we're walking to the stadium, the Lions are blue too. It was very hard to pick out jerseys in a crowd, but the cheering was definitely more for the Lions." "But anyway, nonetheless, it was a nice weekend. Just about done with setting up my area of the house. It only two weeks after your areas, all the other three quarters of the house that you set up." "A little behind, but Cheryl decorated and set up three quarters of the home. Maybe even 80 percent. And I'm still working on the other 20. But I'm almost there." "Your organizationally challenged, though. That was Cheryl's nice way on the air of saying, 'You're driving me up a wall.'" "No, no, no, no. You're quite a mess. We'll fix this before you're dead. Or we'll try. Yeah, no, no." "You're a bit of a mess and we will fix this before one of us dies. I will fix you, or I will die trying." "Yeah, see, at my age, I feel like you're not going to change people. And there's merits to each way of being, even if they're not necessarily my cup of tea." "Not that you aren't my cup of tea, but this organization is not my chaos. It's not my thing. I can't exist in it. So every time I've moved, I've unpacked and no time flat." "Right. Right, it just flies. Got it. I can't function in it. But that said, I can't function if I don't wipe down my countertop so before I go to sleep at night." "Yeah. So, for those of you watching on video on YouTube and Facebook, thank you, you may sort of notice that there is not a banana on a banner." "The banana on a banner is not doing well." "That totally makes me want to think about the guy who paid $6.2 million. And you know how there's red tape, like they've got to ship it. They're going to box it. They're going to send it to him. It takes like he doesn't just get it overnight." "Is he going to get like a stinky banana with flies roaming around it for $6.2 million? Are they going to change out the banana?" "I thought the whole thing was that the banana was good for like seven days or six days we looked up. This has only been a couple. We also have no bids on it. And it's still up for three more days." "It's hard to believe." "Nobody wants a banana on a banner?" "So, here's who I feel bad for. Because it was off the banner on the floor when I came in this morning. And I don't know that that could have happened overnight. But I'm thinking about Russ Martin doing the Sunday night memories show last night." "Just dodging your banana." "Just doing the show and kind of looking down wondering, why is there a banana with duct tape on the floor in the studio?" "Things have gone off the rails since that two-y boy bought the place. That didn't happen when John was the owner." "I don't know if I could work here anymore." "Is it there on purpose? Should I throw it away? Should I?" "This will be my last newscast. I'm not. Fruit flies in the... Stinky fruit in the... I don't know. This place has gone off the rails." "There was an old saying from Groucho Marx about fruit flies or something. It was something about bananas and fruit flies." "Oh, time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." "So yeah, I'm just wondering about Russ or how long was it on the floor? Was Scotty here in the weekend wondering? Is it there on purpose? Is it duct tape to the floor? Are we supposed to throw this away? Is this one of these stupid two-y bits? What is happening here?" "What is happening here? I'm going to throw the banana out. If someone does purchase a banana out of a banana?" "No, it's a banana without banana." "Oh, Cheryl's bringing the dad jokes in today." "You know, it's not pun day anymore. Cheryl loved pun day." "I did." "I did too. So if someone does purchase a banana out of a banana, I will go get another banana and attach it." "Just slash the price by 50% and say, 'Banner minus the banana.'" "Listen, the banner is worth more than the banana. I think people are driven away by the fact that an ebay decided that shipping would be $8.28 for a banana and a banner. That's more than the whole thing might be worth." "That said, we are still $6.24 million shy of our goal of $6.24 million on the bidding. So if you guys want to get in there and place your bid on your banana, we would appreciate that." "As I mentioned today is Blazade Day. It's also Day of the Covenant." "Oh, what's that? That sounds good. That sounds holy." "It's the 21st day of the year in the Baha'i calendar." "Oh, have you ever seen Baha'i temples?" "No, every time someone says Baha'i to me, I get confused." "Evenston, yes." "Hi, bye. Baha'i." "Baha'i." "You know what the Baha'i is, right?" "It's a religion." "It's like all of them mushed together." "All the religions?" "Pretty much." "It's like a unification of all faiths." "How do you follow all those rules?" "The Day of the Covenant is the time to celebrate the unity of the Baha'i faith and all faiths and to recognize the covenant between God and humanity." "If it mixes all the religions, are they the ones that came up with that coexist bumper sticker?" "I wonder." "It's all of the ones?" "Yeah." "International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women." "National Eat with a Friend Day." "Parfay Day?" "Not a fan." "Don't like fans." "Don't like parfaits at all." "I'm eating with a friend." "No, I'm kidding." "Yeah, I don't like parfaits at all." "Is it yogurt, kind of, but not really?" "Yeah, it's a parfait just as a mixture of stuff and stuff." "Yeah, I don't like stuff and stuff." "But I like to chew." "Yeah." "And today is shopping reminder day." "I don't think I--" "Sure, I think I got that one down." "She needs no help whatsoever!" [laughs] [music] [music] "14% of Americans plan to consume over 3,000 calories at Thanksgiving dinner." "I call them slackers." [laughs] "3,000!" "That's one meal!" "You call yourself gluttonous." "What are you doing?" "Psh!" "KFC has launched a chicken-flavored lickable wrapping paper." We found that out on Friday. "Mm-hmm." "They say it's the perfect gift for the man you're planning to give Pizza Hut cologne to." [music] "Also, you can use it to wrap up--" "Who's the one that had the tomato wine? Was that--?" "I think so." "Yeah, see?" "Egg prices were up 30% in October." "It's gotten to the point where, you know, the fairytale, the goose that laid the golden eggs, is now just been renamed to the goose that laid the regular eggs." "Because they're so expensive. Thank you." "No?" "Alright, I'll try another one." "Thanks for stopping by." "Today's National Play Day with Dad." "I didn't have that on my list." "It's Play Day with Dad." "A day when children are encouraged to spend time engaging in activities with their father." "Whereas Nick Cannon calls it the longest day ever." [laughs] [sighs] "And lastly, the Cambridge Dictionary's Word of the Year is Manifest." "I'll use it in a sentence." "Alright?" "Yeah, yeah, I'll use it in a sentence." "Cambridge is trying to manifest the idea that people still use dictionaries." "No, alright." [music] "Take a break, we'll come back, and we will get to today's poll question, wrap up Friday's poll question." "Move forward with our day. Good morning." [music] "Two choice. That's a lot of two-way." "Well, good morning, day bird." "Let's turn on my favorite morning radio show." "What a wonderful way to start the day." "What a great way to start the day." "What's so great about this music and you having?" "You know, it's like sitting around the breakfast table with my best friends." "You have no friends." "Uh, I did say life." "Right?" "But let's get into it, everybody." "Let's begin the show by starting." [music] "Stephen, Cheryl, with you, good morning." "Thanks for hanging out with us this morning. We appreciate it." "Of course there's shows running about just by the hilltop in Morocco." [music] "Hmm." "I'm going to skip the high-low game this week. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday." "Yeah, because, yeah." "Just a shortened week. It's a lot of confusion, a lot of stuff happening this week." "Well, plus, I mean, you got to head over there for Wednesday night, though." [music] "Lack Wednesday or whatever it's called." "Yeah, yeah, that's the biggest." "Not Black out Wednesday." "No, that's what they call it, though." "Do they really?" "Yeah, yeah, that's the biggest going out and partying day of the year." "Mm-hmm." "So, yeah, so head over to the hilltop in Morocco Tuesday for Bingo as well." "It's the hilltop for all kinds of good stuff." "So, there's not a lot that gets under my skin really quickly, but we talked about the pre-order for the craft mac and cheese at Walmart." "Exclusively at Walmart with everything bagel seasoning because I was like, not sure that's really a collab that I'm hot for, but who knows, right?" "Mm-hmm." "Get on at six o'clock this morning and, of course, no, sold out. I'm like, sold out. What are you talking about?" "So, it was $1.56. It was supposed to be the pre-order open today." "Mm-hmm." "Okay, gone, out of stock." "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm. How is that even possible?" "Well, you can get yours on eBay for $25 with free shipping for a box if you'd like." "Okay, I've got it on eBay right now for $4." "That's presale, though, so they don't have their hands on it. So, what'll happen is they'll cancel that if they can't get it, because it's presale." "What? You can put something on eBay that you don't even have?" "Sure." "Yeah, you're not supposed to, but yeah." "Yep." "Or, hear me out, folks. You could get a banana taped to a banner for just $6.4 million." "Go ahead and buy it and see what happens." "Well, no, I'm not looking to get screwed, you know?" "Yeah." "I mean, what in the world?" "Mm-hmm." "Isn't that crazy?" "Yes! And shipping is $7.50. So, now it's a $12.50 or $11.50 box of mac and cheese." "So, now is... is it available on Crafts website?" "I thought it was only like a Walmart thing, right?" "It's that exclusive to Walmart, yeah." "Yep, so..." "I hate promotions when you can't get..." "Everybody should be able to get one, if they want it." "Well, I don't understand..." "Yeah, I don't understand where they're all at already." "Well, that's what I'm saying, like you couldn't even order it until..." "Supposedly midnight, I didn't try, 'cause I was sleeping." "But, yep." "Oh, well, if it was midnight, I mean, people have been up all night buying their mac and cheese." "They're buying it, you know..." "No, it wasn't midnight." "November 25th, that's today, right?" "Mm-hmm." "Five AM Central Time." "Okay, so..." "An hour and a half!" "Mm-hmm." "I mean, what..." "Yep." "Would you make five boxes?" "I don't understand." "So, anyway..." "Alright, hold on..." "Beginning November 25th at 5 AM Central Time, presale for the everything bagel flavor mac and cheese will begin..." "Exclusively at walmart.com." "Pre-sale." "Right." "Official sales will open November 29th at midnight..." "Central Time." "So meaning buying, but I couldn't pre-order it on Walmart." "Right, I don't understand what the presale is, but so..." "But Black Friday at midnight, so we just got to stay up Thanksgiving night after eating turkey till midnight, and then we could buy it." "So, what is the thing out of stock?" "Notify me when it's back in stock, like you should be able..." "If it's presale, I don't know." "Really?" "And it won't let you do a presale on it, right?" "No." "Okay, they're only releasing 15,000 boxes nationwide." "Mm-hmm." "Okay." "You know what I'll just do?" "I'll buy some, this is what I'll do, I'll do my own." "So, just take everything bagel seasoning and I'll go..." "Choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo." "On a dollar box of mac and cheese." And go from there. "None of this sounds appetizing, by the way." "It doesn't." "It doesn't." "I'm just putting that out there." "Here it says, "Are everything bagel seasoning blend, contains dried garlic, dried onion, poppy seeds, and salt." "Does not contain sesame seeds." "The comforting taste you love." "No." "No. Plus the flavors of your favorite bagel." "But I guess, so when I put in everything bagel mac and cheese, there was a thing I read about this a year ago." "Apparently there's people that just are begging for this." "Which I don't understand." "You guys are aware you could just like season your own mac and cheese." "Right." "You're aware you could do this." "Yeah, 'cause they sell everything bagel seasoning." "Well, and, no offense craft, I know you guys were the ones that you know, kind of really first put this out there, but it's not that good." "Yeah." "It's powdery cheese." "Yeah." "I mean, I need the fake cheese that I could squeeze out of the pouch, not the fake cheese that I powder on there, still fake cheese nonetheless." "Yeah." "But still, I just need the right fake cheese." "So, anyway, I'm sorry you didn't get your terrible mac and cheese." "The whole day is ruined." "It's really, I mean, let's be honest, I think it's saving, you're being saved from yourself on this one. This is like..." "Right." "There's, no, there is a thing you like to try all these weird things." "I do." "And I don't enjoy, I can't think of one that I've liked out of all the weirdo stuff." "Yeah." "Because you get weirdo candies, you get weirdo chips." "I do." "Like, you like to try all that stuff." "I like, I do like the Lays when Lays does a lot of their stuff, like the, um... just the weird Lays flavors that come in." "Right?" "And they would have voting on it and all that stuff and..." "Love it." "Yeah." "Yeah." "And I'm fully aware, I'm about to sound like a, you know, get off my lawn, old man. Okay, that's me. Okay." "You don't have my lawn." "I think the last new flavor that I dove into was Cool Ranch Doritos." "Okay, then here, you know what I want to know, oop, before I lose my shirt." "Let's not do that. I mean our ratings will go through the roof, but still, I don't think that's what they..." "For all the wrong reasons." "I don't think that's what we're looking for." "So here is a limited edition Tate's. I can't believe I like dry chocolate chip cookies because I like the Uigui, you know, half baked ones." "Right." "Tates are awesome." "Right." "Tates came out with chocolate toffee Christmas cookies. Yummy. You need to try this." "I did." "Did you like it?" "You did it!" "Oh, Steven, Stefan Tucci. What?" "I don't really like toffee, to be honest." "Oh, you don't like score or okay? All right. Well, then you're not going to like these." "And there's a little chunks of toffee in the cookies." "Yeah, there is." "I tried it." "I tried it and I immediately went back to my..." "Strap your bed, too." "Dracoban, so picky." "That's so funny." "But I did not eat the banana taped with duct tape." "I didn't eat that." "Well..." "I still, and I know, I talked about the last segment, but I want you guys to understand." "That's not just a bit. It's real in my head right now. I cannot wait to ask Russ Martin if the banana was on the floor when he was doing a show last night." "I really, I want to know." "I'm not working under these conditions." "What a head to have gone through his head." "Why is there what in the world?" "By the way, if you have not taken your trick out to defrost yet, I would get on it." "Yeah." "But whatever size you have, I think it's time." "Yeah, because here I saved the thing." "At least put it in the fridge I'm saying." "I saved it." "What, the chart? You put it on our pages. People can go to the Toyeville Facebook page and find it." "I'm just looking for references to whether or not you have any more time, even if it's a 10-pound turkey." "Well, you always have time. Like I said, I got a 16-pound, I think it was the year that I bought it that morning." "And I got it defrosted in water, so there's always time." "You did from frozen?" "Yeah." "Mm-hmm." "Oh, wow. All right. I thought you were pretty much screwed." "No, I just put it in water. And I was good within a couple hours." "Okay, thawing. So four to twelve pounds, one to two days." "In the fridge." "But in cold water, two to six hours." "Yeah." "I did not know that. So we got a 21-pound turkey, so four to five days, 10 to 12 hours." "So it's still within the cold water." "We're fine." "Okay, I did not realize that cold water." "So probably Monday I'll go and check it in the fridge and see how we're doing." "All right." "And if by Tuesday we're having some trouble, or Wednesday, we can just put it into water and we'll be okay." "Got it." "But we put it in the fridge mightierly, so I think we're going to be good." "Our poll question." "Not just early, but mightierly." "As it came out of my mouth, I said that sounds really like an old man." "Oh, it's like a really old man saying that." "Do you ever say things and you're like as it's coming out of your mouth in slow motion?" "That doesn't even sound like you." "That's how I feel." "There was a time when I was calling people brother." "Yeah, no problem, brother." "And I realized after about three times just saying, I'm like, 'That's not you. You can't pull that off.' "It's like me with a fedora. I like them. I think they're cool. I just can't pull them off." "I just can't pull them off. When Walter Payton made those kangaroo hats." "Yeah, kangalls." "Right, kangal." "No, I think they were just called ruse. I think they were like gym shoes that Walter Payton was." "But then he had those hats from ruse that were like newsman hats." "And again, I think they look cool, but I just couldn't pull it off. It's just not me." "So, anyway, none of that's why you called. You guys wanted to know what's going on with your poll question for Friday." "Food fight Friday. Thanksgiving pumpkin pie edition." "Will you have pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving?" "39% said yes, store bought. 30% said yes, homemade. So 69% of people will be having pumpkin pie." "26% said no, some kind of different dessert." "And only 5% said no, French silk or chocolate pie." "And that was my vote. I will be skipping the pumpkin pie and I'll be having some kind of chocolate, French silk." "But I'm also having no different kind of dessert because I'm having a turkey shaped ice cream cake." "From Baskin Robbins." "Yeah, is it 33 flavors?" "It's, I think, cookies and cream." "Oh, well, there you go. Christine says I always make four homemade pies. One or two for me the rest I share." "Wow." "Christine." "Do it up." "We're over here." "Do it up." "Yeah, that's fantastic." "Yeah, that's awesome." "Yeah. Well, for you, we'll probably get like a slice of pumpkin pie." "I gotta have a slice. You know who's like that? Harley was telling me that and I was shocked." "Yeah, mom, I just need a slice." "Mm-hmm." "I was like, wow, it's kind of wild to see that you're when your kid like..." "I follows in your steps like that." "I think last year, I think we got you a slice of pumpkin pie and me just a slice of chocolate cake." "I don't even think I did pie last year." "Mm-hmm." "But anyway, alright, let's get to our poll question for today, which I think will be fun." "Our poll question today, which celebrity or famous person of any kind, athlete, whatever?" "Yeah." "Would you be inviting to Thanksgiving dinner? Would you like to invite to Thanksgiving dinner?" "Right, if you could have anybody at your table besides your family." "Yeah." "You know, and friends." "Even exclude your family." "Oh, my gosh." "Alright, let's take a break because I gotta get to the weather." "And then I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna go through some of the things that people put on Ranker.com." "They ranked their celebrities, so we'll see who the number one celebrity is." "Now who would you want at your table?" "I don't know, I'm gonna give it some thought during the break." "Okay, got it." "So I've got multiple in my head at this exact moment." "So let's take a break and then we'll dive back into it, get to you guys' comments on the video and more." "It's the crowd." "Okay." "Tuyeville, now even two-year." "What gets you out of bed in the morning?" "An alarm clock." "Keeps you going." "You guys cute." "You're what keeps me going." "My favorite radio personality." "Make me laugh." "Make me cry." "I'll be through something tomorrow times." "I'm rain or shine." "Why is he here?" "I can hear you." "My favorite radio station." "Huh, sounds like you need to check your meds." "Show time!" "Welcome to Tuyeville!" "Well, if your meds aren't kicking in yet." "Hopefully we'll put a smile on your face." "Bring you a happy day today." "You're in Tuyeville." "Porsus shows burning brought to us by our friends." "Over at the Kasanovich Umpleit McDonald's." "Alright." "So Cheryl had her first McRib." "It's not really for you, right?" "I would say." "But I had to have it." "I had to try it." "That's how I felt when I tried it." "I had to try." "And then I was kind of like..." "And I said, you know, for me..." "Even though it feels like or it seems like we go to McDonald's a lot." "Yeah." "To me it's still a treat." "Yeah." "So, and I don't always get the same thing." "A lot of times McDonald's is my meal on the run." "So like Saturday night, we decided to have it for dinner." "Yeah, we were just tasked out." "Yeah, it was all good." "Listen, we do not need to explain our reasoning behind wanting McDonald's for dinner." "We just wanted it." "And it was good." "Yeah, it was." "So I got my quarterponder with cheese." "You know, and fries and pop." "Got you here, McRib." "It's a ten McNuggets for a dollar and we split those." "Mm-hmm." "It's all delicious stuff." "And I feel the same way about the McRib." "I'm like, alright." "And honestly, I can take it to leave it." "And I know that there's a national craze for it." "And I was talking to Mike about it because we stopped at McDonald's on the way to the Colts game." "He said he loves it." "He's one of the people that just loves the McRibs." "Loves the McRibs." "Can't wait till it comes out and just goes to get it." "And now when it comes to breakfast though, he's with you. He's the steak, egg, and cheese." "But he puts it on a muffin, not a bagel." "Because the bagel, he's also diabetic, is just too much bread for him." "So I never thought about that for you." "I'm trying to figure out how it fits because the thing is a monster." "Mm-hmm." "I don't know. He didn't seem to have any trouble eating it." "That's cool." "That's very delicious. I will tell you that." "And I don't think I've ever had it. I have a weird thing with wanting foods to be in their time slot." "So I don't have steak in the morning." "And I know it's weird because people have steak and eggs all the time." "I get it. But for me steak is for dinner." "It's just my thing." "I can have breakfast for dinner. I can do dinner anytime. I'm in." "Yeah." "But I can't do dinner for breakfast. I can't do din fast." "Yeah, I don't really get steak and eggs either." "Other than not a bagel from McDonald's." "And when I go to a Mexican restaurant, like when I went to Stax, which is not a Mexican restaurant, but they had this delicious carne asada thing. Oh my gosh." "So brunch is different. 'Cause I can kind of sneak it in. I could try that." "Yeah, it was yum." "But I went to the McDonald's drive-through and they handed me a can of coke." "And immediately my spidey senses went up and I went, what do we do at McDonald's?" "Has something changed? What's happening?" "You guys are the coke." "You're the king of coke." "I mean, the best coke in the world is at McDonald's." "And the poor kid that worked there, he had to remind me that we were under a boil order." "I'm like, 'Oh, he's like, I'm so sorry, sir.' I'm like, 'No, no.' 'Way to make the employees feel horrific.' "No, I just didn't understand. I had forgotten already. I had forgotten." "That's gotta be hard for a restaurant. What were all these restaurants doing? They're having bottled water and everything?" "Yup, 'cause it's why I waited to cook the pasta. I made my pasta sauce. We did that Sunday because I couldn't figure out." "Is the water that's boiled now safe to put the noodles in?" "Right, and it was. We read, you know, but there was just one of those signals." "But they also said showering, but just don't get wet. I mean, like, just don't get water and anything." "Well, I did think about it as I was driving away. I thought about Brett and the rest of McDonald's." "That had to be a giant expense to do cans of Coke for everybody that goes through McDonald's. McDonald's myself in a day." "That's what I want to know. I want Brett to tell you, how does that work?" "So we get a boil order. Does he go, 'Hey, corporate, we have a boil order in Rensselaer, you know, only?'" "Right." "I'm going to need you to send me a case of, you know, a monstrosity case of Coke." "Yeah, a case, I mean, I don't mean a case like you and a guy." "Right, like a truckload." "If I mean a truckload of Coke, or does he just go out with a McDonald's company card?" "Listen, you can trust me. I'll take a McDonald's black card." "Oh my gosh." "And if you don't have one, it's another great Cheryl idea." "Yeah, I'm just saying, I want to talk to Brett and find out, because that had to have been crazy expensive." "I think every owner of a McDonald's, I know that he explained to us that even he pays." "Mm-hmm." "I still think every owner should have like an American Express black, like it should be this double arch embossed, like raised credit card that just looks like..." "Oh my." "I own McDonald's." "Yeah." "Bada, bada, bada!" "Can you imagine? Or you can add like chains to it and wear it around your neck?" "Sure, sure." "Love it." " Cheryl just loves the perks of the job." "Okay." "You know, it's like she felt like the company should just supply microphones and headphones." "Oh, yeah, that's really..." "Okay, so I'll tell you my favorite, favorite, favorite creation from a fast food joint." "Starbucks used to allow you to customize their cards." "So I got one for Don, who was my best friend's husband." "Uh-huh." "I got one for me, I got one for you." "Okay." "And we, on his, he's a guitar player." "So I was able to put like a stick figure guy, like you could kind of like..." "kind of like when you create an emoji or whatever it is of your stuff." "Sure." "You know, you could with the beard, without the beard, you know, with the hat, without the hat." "Mm-hmm." "And then I think it was $50, but it was $50 on the card, so really the card was free." "Okay." "Uh, $5 to ship, it came in a box." "Uh-huh." "And it, when it allowed me to put drumsticks and, uh, like him holding a guitar on his..." "Yeah." "Mine looked like a cup, and it said, it customized it with my name, so it looked like an order cup." "And it said, like, like some of the boxes were checked." "Mm-hmm." "Like extra shot, blah, blah, blah." "But you could customize these gift cards, and they were nothing extra to you." "Right." "So, just like you're buying whatever you put on there, and it took, I want to say a week, I gave them out one year for Christmas, I probably spent like $400 'cause I had clients, so I just made a bunch of them, greatest gift ever." "Mm-hmm." "I think, so I think McDonald's should do that." "Yeah." "Go on McDonald's.com, right? Could you imagine if you just went on McDonald's.com?" "Yeah." "Or through the app, so you're pushing app sales, and you can create a customized Mac card." "Yeah, mm-hmm, yeah, that's fun." "Mac gift card." "I like it, I like it." "So, another Cheryl, another freebie." "Sure, there you go." "Just think of me the next time you're hiring for the test kitchen, just saying." "Yeah." "Alright, we got to take our break here, but good morning to everybody, check it in on the video, sorry, we haven't gotten to yet, we will, and just a little bit, except I know Madison's got to get school, so be safe at school, have a good day." "Yes, yes." "We'll be back in a little bit, we got breakfast sports, he can let us all down from the Bears and the Colts, and then we got to find the big deal with, should we do that again?" "Yeah, we'll do find the big deal with Shrek event, and we'll give somebody one on Wednesday. We'll do that, okay." "Yeah." "I'm just working through my brain." "You're going to have to put a sticky though, because you forget on Friday sometimes, so Wednesday's going to be a weirdo." "Listen, you forget on Fridays, and I don't even know if I'll come in on Wednesday, I might get to commit on Wednesday, I know I'm going to forget to commit on Thursday and Friday, see you in a little bit." "Tuyeville, no, with two-tuyees, and no waiting." "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you." "It's Monday." "Good morning." "Wrong again." "I am not a morning person." "I hate mornings, let's get to work." "I hate Mondays." "I hate Mondays." "Oh, I hate Mondays." "I'm not crazy about either, I also want to like Tuesdays, Wednesdays or Thursdays." "It's time for... "What is it? Showtime." "Welcome to Tuyeville, Steve and Cheryl with you on a fun time Monday morning." On a short week, hopefully short for you as well. It is Thanksgiving week. I love Thanksgiving. There's no pressure behind it. It's just a day of hanging out and eating. "The way we do." "I remember growing up my mom because I don't know what about her made her nervous about entertaining. She would make herself sick. Everything had to be perfect. And then I remember this jello mold she would make. It was a rainbow jello mold, so you'd have to do like six different bowls of jello. And then you mix it with pineapple and stuff. And you rotate the thing so that when you take the mold out, it's this beautiful rainbow jello mold. So a lot of times because it's kosher jello. And what that means is that gelatin normally is made out of pig's hooves. We can't have pig. So it's made differently. And for whatever reason, half the time, it just never set. She would fall apart. And I was like, it's just dessert. I don't know if seeing that made me feel like I'm going to have a bunch of people over. They're going to be fed. I'm not going to burn stuff, at least in this day and age. It's whatever recipe we want. We could go online and get whatever recipe. I mean, if I wanted to make anything, I can make it for a crew. But I'm not going to get an ulcer doing it. I want to have fun. I want to be present and have fun. I don't know if I got that because watching her freak out about everything having to be perfect. Just like I was like, you know, you're supposed to be having fun at this too. Like be it a Jewish holiday because every Jewish holiday, I mean, every Jewish holiday is three meals that you're cooking. So you have to figure it out and you can't cook on the day. So you have to like pre think, okay, what's going to reheat right? You know, I don't know. I just, I love it the way we do it because there's zero pressure at all. We wake up in the morning. I don't wake up early. I don't have to set my alarm up. I got to get up at four because we got to eat at eleven and blah blah blah. We eat when we eat. If it takes a little longer, fine. If not, fine. Yeah. We get, we get things to graze, you know, like charcuterie kind of thing. Even before charcuterie was a thing, we had, we call it gnashing and yiddish or snacking. Snacking. Snacking. Like little snacking. We call it snacking in English. So, yeah, you just not chew great, whatever. Right. You know, cheese and crackers and all the rest or whatever. I love it. I absolutely love it. Did anyone at any time pull, pull your mom aside and say, you know, the reason this isn't setting every year is because of being kosher. What do you think about just making a cake? Instead of doing the jello mold that would never sit. Oh, well, we had, that was a given. The cakes and the little sprinkle cookies and all that from the bakery. My parents. Why do you keep doing the jello if it's not setting because of kosher things? I know. Stop doing it then. And then like, no one wants to drink jello every year, mom. One year, the spritz, the whipper didn't, um, didn't, didn't spread. So just the can was dead. My mom would get so worked up about it not being perfect. And I, why? It's all right. Why, what you're making a face like I'm, I'm not, I'm breeding comments here on my thing. I mean, I'm a perfectionist and even that I won't give up. I won't give up my happiness for perfectionism. I don't think. Okay. Yeah, sounds good. Well, you have something to say on it. I'm asking you to be honest instead of laughing and snickering in the corner. No, I, I, I could see how some of this got passed down to you when you're, when you're hosting. I'm saying I could see, I could see. I want to host like and do it well. I understand. But I'm, I'm not going to go bananas. Like if friends are coming over, the friends are coming over. It's okay. Yes. And I've never been like so wound up that I'm, you know. Grace. Over people coming to the house. Yeah. I just, I can't grasp the idea of if, like, so you and I, we had multiple thanksgivings that didn't go our way. Yeah. It was like, it was like. Never went back to that. Right. Right. So if your Jell-O-Mold is not going right. Yeah. Let's say after a couple of times trying it, maybe Jell-O-Mold isn't for you. Just do something else. Yeah. You know? Yeah. We did thanksgiving through Honeybaked Ham. And, you know, I mean, I could, as we, we bit into it. I could actually hear it in the dining room. Well, it had that smoke, it's, it had the smoked ham taste. I like how they did every single thing they gave us. I like how they came. It's just the turkey tasted like Honeybaked Ham. The turkey, the sides, the fork, the plastics, everywhere. Everything was, like, smoked. Yes. So that was one year. And then the next year we tried to do, uh, from a barbecue place in Kankakey. Yeah, we did a deep-fried turkey. Deep-fried turkey. And it was fine. It just wasn't the same. And then once you decided you were going to do it yourself. I just, I've never made a turkey, but I'm doing it this year. And our stress level was so high because we had screwed up things giving two years in a row. Well, and you're not going to practice that. Right. Like you're not buying a 20 with 25-pound turkey and, and practicing. Right. So I just went, all right, I read through the, the thing, the directions. The hardest part was shoving your hand between the skin and the, the carcass and putting the butter on it. No, the hardest part was looking at it, going into the oven. Glowing like the turkey had been through a nuclear plant. Well, that was halfway through. We didn't get the glow at first. It was like, all right. Well, that seems like it's going to be good. You know, and then we opened to base. And I, I remember going, oh my gosh, Steve, where can we get stuff? I have pizza hut on auto dial. Right. I'm just like, oh, here we go. I think Domino's has that emergency pizza thing. Yeah. It came out of the oven. The picture was just from yesterday. I just showed it to yesterday. It was from what eight years ago, I think. And it was golden, brown and delicious. And it was just, and we have done it. You got choked up. You actually cried. Yeah. Every, because I was, talk about the pressure of the host thing. Yeah. Like I was, I was blown away. And then we have done it the exact same way every year that we do things giving together. We've done it the same way every year. Yeah. I should say share that. And the best way to do it is, and this may work for other couples too, is for the woman to do all of the stuff to the turkey and the man to sit on his backside in the other room. Come on. Great. Listen. That's how we do it. And it's the turkey's come out perfect every year. Don't mess with what works. That's what I'm saying. I'm putting my turkey recipe up on my page. All right. We'll have fun. Tiffany says you need your pumpkin roll. Yes, Tiffany. I'm with you. I will try it. I'm not a big pumpkin guy, but I know Cheryl's looking forward to it. Yeah. Yeah. So we were talking about pumpkin pie earlier. Listen says, yeah, but you can't eat pumpkin pie unless you have two pounds or more of cool whip on each slice. That's correct. I think I posted that on my page yesterday. Did you see that? Don't judge. I've had a stressful year, and it was like a big thing, a cool whip with a little piece of cake in the middle of the pie in the middle. You can take it right out Bob who used to work here, sent me a meme a couple years ago and it popped up yesterday and it said coolest pumpkin pie decoration ever and it's the Batmobile with a whipped cream around as if it's like the smoke like I'm doing a donut. It's really funny. Larry says, good morning to you. We'll have a great day. You too. We were talking about the boil order, you know, with McDonald's buying all those cokes and everything and different restaurants in the area buying, I know Kenny from Fenway exposed to the big thing about them getting canned pop and water and everything like, you know, oh, I didn't think about that and then for cooking and everything. Yeah. I didn't see the video, but someone told me about it. Yeah. So how does someone like that, if they're making beer, do they close their beer making thing? I don't know how that works. Yeah, because I mean, I think you probably can't make it during the boiler part. Yeah, you probably shut that down here. But Amber says Friday night at the roller rink, we shut shut off the water fountain and gave kids bottled water. The things you don't really think about, right? Okay. So it happened. So here's what I want to know from Amber. Is that something you contact your insurance for? Like meeting, you're making a claim because you can't, I think it's just price of business. It's the cost of doing business. You're talking a lofty cost to do a business. I understand. Like Coke for McDonald's. Yeah. I mean, I would think. Yeah. Well, I'm looking forward. I'm going to reach out to Brett today and find out. So Mel says, I love Russ Martin's voice. Isn't it great? You and so many others. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Uh, Kevin says, uh, uh, great weather report Tuesday way colder than Monday. Hello. Well, I said that because I said that because I didn't it yet. No, no, no. Why? Why you're not an idiot stop. I, I like last week when you said, uh, the first day we had snow. Don't blame the messenger. Don't shoot them. Don't shoot them. Yeah. Uh, have you ever seen the movie Nicholas Cage did called The Weatherman? No. Oh, he's, I think he's supposed to be, he, he actually was with, uh, uh, did research with Tom Skilling for it. I think he's supposed to be a weatherman in Chicago and, uh, it's, you know, he's just walking to work one day and somebody drives by and they like throw their coffee or milkshake at him. You know, they're like, the weather sucks and they throw their thing at him and he just covered his stuff. And yeah, yeah, don't blame the weather person. I do though. All the time. Well, I just thought we're going to be getting twenties, like Friday is supposed to be like 30. Back it off. And I was like, okay, like when I dress for the day, cause I'm looking and searching and researching and all that stuff, today's the last day of like fun times. Yeah. I know you want to go out like to, to Valparaiso and, uh, keep on the call it good Friday on black Friday. Um, but if it's, if it's twenties, we're not going. I'm putting my foot down, I'm putting my foot down, putting my foot, both foots down. Yeah. And I'm not leaving my room. I think it's, we'll wake up in that and then it'll be 19. Yeah. I'm not leaving my room. Like, I'm not leaving my blankets. That day. Yeah. But it's winter, you know, put moon boots on the worst is when you think it's one way and it's, it's another, like the worst, if you know it's 30, obviously you're getting the pom pom hat on, you're not leaving without gloves. You're, you know, and you should have ended that sentence with, we're not leaving. We're not leaving. That's it. We'll see you guys later. We'll come back and do the show and spring. That's it. When we thought, uh, I like it if I'm warm, I'm good. If I'm warm, I mean, I don't think outside, I'm, I'm never cold inside the house. Yeah. All works out. Great. Uh, Amber says, uh, we just knew about the boiler common sense, I guess just the price of doing business. Yeah. That's the price of doing business activity says stay out of my kitchen when I'm cooking. Yeah. It's, uh, it's not that Cheryl wants me to stay out of the kitchen. It's that I don't want to get up. So it's, uh, and you don't really need help for, for the turkey. That's, that's your thing. I mean, I, I will tell you, I desperately miss the children. So. For that. Like I cause Harley is a. Cause they just getting them getting away. No, Savannah doesn't even want to boil water. Yeah. No. Savannah thinks she's adulting if she makes mac and cheese. Yeah. That's in, in a microwave cup. Right. Like, uh, and she's the one with four kids. So I'm like, but she's learning a lot about Southern cooking. So that's kind of cool. Um, anyway, um, Harley, though, and I were always like, yeah, because Harley, by the time she was five would, would research recipes to go to the farmer's market. Yeah. And she'd be spot on. She could tell based on the ingredients that was going to be good. Like her mama. Yeah. Yeah. It's good stuff. Well, and Harley was a baker, like she, she took baking classes and loved to decorate the cakes and all that. Yeah. Yeah. You got all those, um, pictures in the, in put up and he's got, Steve's got all these pictures in his bedroom of all the cakes she made him. She made him a popcorn bucket with popcorn coming out of the top of it. Mm hmm. Um, coolest cake ever, a cub maybe cake, Batman cake with the Batman logo on it, then, then a Lego Batman cake that when you cut into it, the, the, the logo is the whole inside is the logo inside the cake, um, and then the, um, uh, and then the Wrigley Field, uh, marquee side, uh, you know, on the, on the front of the cake and find it. So yup. Yup. A lot of good, uh, fun cakes. Do you realize how much those cost us? They were probably $125 in cost in materials every time she wanted to make a cake. Yeah. Mm hmm. I'm worth it. So funny. Just, um, yeah. I miss her at home a lot. I'm worth it. So, um, that said she's got a compassionate heart and is in management now of a crew at a very fun coffee shop, uh, what you call it, a, uh, franchise, franchise, thank you. Mm hmm. And I love to hear her management style and how she talks about her, her kids and, you know, it's all part of growing up as the kids move on and move out of the house and, you know, do, uh, do all their things. They live their lives. So no one warns you about it though as a parent. I'm telling you the most painful time ever and painful. I mean, heart, heart-wrenching for me as a mom was absolutely when they went off to the last one went off to college and now, not that the, not that I don't enjoy my downtime. I do. I miss their presence in my everyday life. Yeah. I gotcha. Yeah. But they're both so independent. I'm like, I just sit and I just think to myself, well, when you send them to 19 countries by the time they're 20, what do you expect? You really honestly think they're coming back to bourbon A or where you live? I think it's because you wouldn't let them leave the cul-de-sac and then, you know, until hilarious, right? Oh, they're like, we're not going back, uh, all right, uh, let's take a break when we come back. Let's dive into the poll question with the celebrities because we haven't even talked about the celebrities yet this morning. Okay, I'll be quiet. No, you're fine. The, the, the celebrities you would want to invite to your Thanksgiving dinner. We're going to talk about that when we come back. Stick around. Two toys are better than one. You know what my favorite holiday is? It's Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving coming up. Are you getting a say about Thanksgiving? It's Thanksgiving week. It's Thanksgiving week. Oh, that turkey now. The turkey. It, it's frozen. Frozen solid. Don't worry. It'll thaw out. It'll thaw out nice. Happy Thanksgiving. See you Thanksgiving. Now, on this thankful time of year, I would like to say show time. Yep, get that turkey in the fridge at minimum. Get it thawed. Get it cooked. And enjoy it throughout your weekend. Can't wait. 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This morning, my haircut brought to us by our friends over at Supercuts, visit Supercuts in Rensselaer, Lowell, Valparais, look at yourself, great looking haircut for the holidays, so you look great in your pictures for the holidays. All right, now that we're all caught up, let's get to our poll question today. So we asked which celebrity would you like to invite over for Thanksgiving? The Rancher.com is a website you can go and do your own rankings, so you go in there and let's say you're picking your favorite band. And let's say Chris Tomlin was number 37, you can go and move him up to number one and the more people that do that, his number goes up on Rancher.com totally. Oh, okay, so it's like a global type of ranking system, like you can rank anything. All right, you got to be careful how you ask the question is what I'm learning the most. Because like when, because depending on how you ask or who it is, well, I guess if it's a person, if it's rankings, it's not that much of an issue. Well, their rankings is which, which celebrity would you invite over for Thanksgiving dinner? So they would be your top choice and then get out down from there. So they gave 20 on theirs. Okay. Okay. Number 20, was it Dell? Right. And 19 was Amy Poehler, really? Really? A lot of people like Parks and Rec, they just do. Number 18, Kristen Wiig. Number 17, The Rock. I would like The Rock, but he's not on my, I mean, it wouldn't be someone where I wouldn't. Who would it be for you? I'm like The Rock. He seems very nice. Yeah. I don't know that I want to sit and have a conversation with him. If I could pick anybody they have a conversation with, he wouldn't be high in that list. So who would be on your list? David Letterman. Yeah, he would be up there. That's probably who it would have been five years ago. Yeah. Would have been number one. I have quite a few, like one that you mentioned that I think both like would be John Stewart. I'd really like to talk with John Stewart. It sounds weird because I don't know if I'd want to do it over Thanksgiving dinner, but some of those mentors I've never met, Gary Vaynerchuk, Alex from Ozi, Simon Sinek. Yeah. I would really enjoy, I would enjoy, you know, the other ones like I want to learn from and maybe not in the Thanksgiving atmosphere, but Simon Sinek, I could see really enjoying Thanksgiving dinner with. I would kill for Rob Bell to be at my table. See, Rob Bell. Because Rob Bell, I can totally, I don't know that I would care about the food anymore. Like I would just be so into, then I do not want him at my table. Anyone that is going to take away from the importance of the food on Thanksgiving, listen, it's sure some people might say Thanksgiving have an attitude of gratitude. No, you have an attitude of fullness on Thanksgiving is what you're supposed to have. I mean, like where I'm so engaged in what he has to say, I mean, there's so many morsels from all of his books that have may have changed the course of way I think about Christ and what God wants from me. Like there's one of his books is Jesus wants to save Christians and in it, he says, it's not a club. Jesus wants to save the world, Jesus didn't want to create a new religion. He wanted everybody to come to him and repent and, you know, in their way. Like it like meaning the journeys are all different. So I just remember sitting in the emergency room when Savannah had an allergic reaction, reading this book because we had to stay there for a day and thinking to myself, when I read this, this one chapter was close your eyes, think of the worst person on earth, someone you hate. God had a plan for them too. So like he took as an example, I said, I'm Hussein because at the time he wrote the book, that was kind of the goes, believe it or not, Saddam Hussein's like God's plan for him was no less or more than the plan for you. Like was no less dear to his heart, was no less loving. And I just, I remember going, what, like, I was still for as deep diving as I had done to become a Christian. I still did not get it until that illustration came through. Yeah. Yeah. Because I went, no, and he's like, well, yeah, that's what it means for I know the plans I have for you plans to prosper you not to harm you. Like that, that's not like I choose you for that statement, but not him and not her and look how he turned out. I had no plan for him like, that's not how it goes. Right. And I just was like, okay, it's when I first realized inclusivity was the name of the game. The minute you say, well, I mean, he's not going to hell, he or he's going to hell. He had an affair. I would hope not like, there's no one I want in hell, including my slum lord, like, like, so I know of all the people that have hurt me or whatever, that's not the way your heart is if you're truly there. And that's the journey. Obviously, we're not all perfect. And there's times I get mad in whatever it is, but I would love to have Rob Bell. That's the point. Well, Rob, and I think from the times that I've gone to, to his presentations and stuff, I think he'd be an interesting guest at Thanksgiving. I could, I could see him. He wouldn't be in my top 10, but, but if he showed up, it would be an interesting conversation. I think he actually be in my top three. Yeah. That's how, that's how much I just love his perspective and his brain, like his way and what he's taught me. Yeah. Christine says, and this is a good one. See, now it depends on what you want your Thanksgiving dinner to turn into, like, because you and I are thinking about, like, the idea of, like, interesting conversation. Yeah. Dana Carvey, because he's so stinking funny. Oh. Could you imagine Thanksgiving dinner was, you know, for real, no joke, like, you know, the church lady. Right. The church lady Biden. Who else did he do? You're going to have turkey, huh? Who made the turkey? Was it Satan? You know, like, I mean, you could have so much fun. Yeah. Christine says I would laugh with him during our meal. Maybe he would do church lady for me. Yeah. She's my favorite character of his love it when she's on the drums. Yeah. Amber says Terry Bradshaw was her first thought. Okay. He loves halter horses and is so kind to the youth in the horse industry. I didn't know that about Terry Bradshaw. Hmm. But he is funny, as she says, I hear he's a famous retired football player. Yeah, he sure is, Richie says, dog, the bounty hunter would not be on my list. Um, do you know who would be on my list? Any president of the United States, Republican or Democrat, I don't care who they are, the anybody who's gone through the experience of leading a country with all of the pitfalls and all of the, um, what about Southern Martin Sheen? No. Oh, but you know what I'm saying. I know exactly what you're saying. That would be a really that would be another really interesting conversation. Yes. Lynette says the rock with all hisclamation points and a bunch of fun emojis. Okay. She loves the rock. 18, 17. Yeah. 17. Yeah. But it's so funny that I would say it. I don't know that he would make my list. But I, yeah. Uh, Adam says, Michael Jordan, just so I could place him before dinner, you know, yes. Yeah. Uh, uh, see, I would have said Michael Jordan again, probably about 15 years ago. Yeah. For sure. 10 years ago. Yeah. Mm hmm. Kind of the other way with, with him and a lot of it has to do with him being so mad with Charles Barkley for critiquing him on television that he hasn't talked to him in a decade. That's another one that I would love at my table. Oh, my God. Yes. By the way. So, uh, and Katie is a player. Yeah. Yeah. Total side though. Yeah. Here's the thing. I liked him as a player, even though, unless we were playing against him, but that's but yeah, cause, cause I like now knowing all the things that have gone on with Scotty Pippet and stuff, I would have loved and, you know, now we're in a time of all these like, you know, teams being put together in these super team system, I would have loved to have seen Jordan play with Charles Barkley have Barkley come in instead of Pippin on the Bulls. Could you imagine? Yeah. You know, uh, but, uh, so side note on the basketball and Charles Barkley. So inside the NBA, I missed it. It was just announced within the last week, um, you know, inside the NBA TNT is losing the, the NBA and Charles Barkley was going to leave then he said he's staying and I'm like, how are they going to do this and stuff TNT sports has worked it out with ESPN that it will now they're going to do the show in the same place in Atlanta with the same crew, which was what Barkley's thing was is I want to make sure all these people still have jobs that have done this and helped us build the show. So they're going to do the same show from the same studio at TNT studios, but it will air on ESPN and ABC as the pre game half halftime and post game of their basketball games. So it's going to keep going. It just won't be on TNT. It'll be on, uh, it's essentially like, like our station, our, our show being on another station. Like, so they're going to air it on the basketball on the pro basketball games because for them that they worked that out because I love that show. Yeah, I do. I love the games. I don't even want to show. That's exactly right. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, so, uh, Jeannie says, uh, Adam Sandler, another fun one at the table. Uh, I would, I would, if we're going to go that, that route, I think I would go, uh, the route of, uh, that, uh, Joe said, Will Ferrell. Oh, yeah. No, he says, a live Will Ferrell deceased Chris Farley. Okay. So that brought me to a point that I wanted to ask you because if we can include deceased, I would then include biblical characters. Could you imagine if you actually had Jesus at your table? Well, I mean, yeah, now we're Moses, Moses at your table or Deborah, like, yeah, no, Deborah, the one that stuck the, um, in Cesaris skull, she took the tent peg. I don't know that. There was a general who, who hung out in her, like, who came and needed to sleep overnight. Uh, huh. And they were, he was a cruel general and she took the tent peg out and rammed it through his temple. Ow. Done by. Ow. Um. Yeah. There's some great women in the Bible. Yeah. Believe you, uh, Donna says, uh, Mary wasn't so bad, you know, um, well, see, Mary, though, if I had Mary, I think I'd sobbed the entire mail because that song, Mary did, did you know? Racks me every time. The idea that she knew what was coming right, like for her son. Yeah. Boy. Uh, okay. Uh, uh, Donna, uh, says Robin Williams, if you were still with us. Yes. Um, get a word and edge wise. I mean, it would just be like, he would just be mannequin. Right. Yeah. Uh, Martha says, uh, yeah. It's another one. Yeah. Uh, Martha says, jelly roll and bunny. My daughter loves them. Um, Michael says Clark Griswald, Chevy Chase, uh, uh, would not be on my list. I've heard nothing but rotten things about him as a human. Have you really? Yeah. Yeah. Um, uh, and Lisa Kudrow comes to mind for Michelle. Okay. Her first choice would be, uh, Lisa Kudrow. That's fun. Um, Sean says, good morning, lovely people. Cheryl, uh, you need to change the weather on Saturday. It's my birthday. Um, uh, uh, uh, uh, I would like it to be 70s. Oh, uh, uh, I would love to do that. There is nobody. Uh, there's not, there's a few people I would change the weather for and he's one of them. Mm. Sean says, uh, I would love to hang out with, uh, any biblical person, especially Jesus. Right. So, yeah. Well, there's, there's, cause there's so many questions you could ask. Okay. No, I mean, holy cow. If you love that, there is, I got to find the name of it. There is a movie where a woman goes to dinner. Her husband stands her up, oh, dinner with a stranger, I think is what it's called. Okay. And it turns out that the stranger is Christ and he stands her up. No. So he's rude. He has really frank conversations and she can't figure out how he knows. Yeah. Yeah. But that'd be interesting. Yeah. Yeah. There it is. Dinner with the perfect stranger. Mm hmm. Such a good movie. Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I used to, uh, um, talk with, uh, when I worked at the, uh, the Christian radio station when I was, when I was younger, I used to talk with them a lot about the idea of, uh, had they ever given, uh, any thought to the idea that, uh, um, Howard Stern was the second coming because, uh, if, when, when Jesus can't, comes back, you think he's going to walk around and sandals again or is he going to get on, uh, radio, television, uh, movie. So that's, you know, that was my way of like poking the bear back. Yeah. But at the same time, we had a, we had to do that as a, uh, a project when I was in, uh, high school to write a short story about what would Jesus do, uh, if he came back. And I, I put him as, as the leader of, uh, of a, of a big Christian band because that's how he could tour, uh, the country and spread his word. Like that's that he would come back, he wouldn't, he wouldn't walk around and just talk with people because it's too far to walk. Instead of ACDC, he'd be with WWJ. Whatever. Yeah. I mean, there's all kinds of them. Yeah. Yeah. You could do anything. That's funny. Yeah. So that, that was when I was in high school. So anyway, that's pretty cool that you remember that. It's a great assignment. I used to love writing. I used to love creative writing. Yeah. So, um, all right. Let's take a break. When we come back. Did you get hit by a ruler for your answer? No. With the rock. No, no. It was a whole story. I wrote. Yeah. It was, it was. So cool. Yeah. Uh, all right. Uh, let's take a break. When we come back, we got more celebrities on the list. We only made it to number 17 before we got off track. So, uh, we still got 16 more to go. Then we got other stories to, uh, ways to avoid, uh, holiday fights with, uh, your friends and family at the dinner table. Um, and some, uh, some other Thanksgiving, uh, facts that we've got throughout the morning as well. Stick around. Too evil. Too, too easy. No waiting. What day is it? Today is gonna be the day. Yeah. 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And you just sent me a thing about stuff they're doing for the holidays, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're doing some cool stuff for the holidays. They do a contest. Yeah. They did this the last couple of years too. So here's what they're doing. It's the Christmas house decorating contest. I light it up. I have not seen a lot of houses decorated yet. I saw one out on 231 yesterday south of St. Joe's College, not quite the Remington, between '65 and St. Joe's College. It was all lit up in blue. Like bright blue was all of it. And then I saw another one just off of college just north of like Mountwood Pizza, you know. Well, whatever it is, if you take a picture and email it, you're entered to win a gift card from Jasper County, R.M.C. Wow. So you email a photo of your property along with your name and address to Jasper, R-E-M-C. So J-A-S-P-E-R, R-E-M-C at jasper, R-E-M-C dot com by midnight December 13th. Entries will be posted to Facebook, photos only, names not, and voting will begin on December 16th. All right. That counts as a vote, and the winner will be announced on December 27th. Very cool. So. And we've got our house lit up, but we don't have any power outside, so it's all inside. Mm-hmm. It's all in battery operating. We've got some battery operating, cool stuff on our screen board. I'm loving that we decided to make it a smart house, except that it's like stump the Murph every single time I want to turn something on. All right. So. I know we digress again off our list. Yeah. Yeah. What else is new? We'll get to the show. I just put it this way. Down to Maro. Tomorrow. When is it? I will ever wind up on the list of that people want to come over for dinner. No, I don't think that's wrong. So. All right. That goes set up. We have three of them, right? Echo dots. And so we asked Alexa to help us out with the lighting in the home. We haven't hooked up to a bunch of stuff. My man cave, I call the bat cave because I love Batman and because I just, I think that's fun to just always go, I'm over in the bat cave. I'm going to the bat cave. There's the bat cave. Mm hmm. So, and it's not all Batman stuff in there. I've got other stuff. Because you have to set up groups unless you want her to do each little thing by itself. Right. So if you have like five bulbs in your kitchen, for example, like five, there's a light that we have five bulbs. Yeah. If you don't group the light and rename it something, you have to go, uh, A-L-E-X-A, you know, uh, turn on kitchen one, turn on kitchen two, turn on, you know, kitchen two. Like, I like that you spell it here when we're, we're not by it, but that happens because all the time. Because I don't want to drive everybody else's, like, I don't, if they're listening, I don't, I do. I always say Alexa, turn on WLQI in 97-7, you know, just to see if it, it causes people to do that. So, uh, but we do that at home. We accidentally say Alexa and, and then, you know, we hear, we're like, no, we're just saying your name. It's okay. So there's, there's a couple of things here that have gone on. I have my closet on a smart light because, because the switch is behind the door. So then I have to like go behind the door and get in and it's, it's just, I don't want to do that. So I like being able to just say, you know, turn on closet. We put a smart bulb. Now I've had that for a week or two. So we put a smart bulb in your closet and I said, don't name it closet because it's going to get confused. So we changed yours to Cheryl's closet. Right. Apparently that's not different enough for Alexa. It's, I guess some of the things, and I don't know how people do it in these smart homes because there's things that are so close. So I call my room the Batcave. So I have two light fixtures that each have two bulbs and it's Batlight 1, 2, 3, 4. So I'll say, Alexa, turn on Batlight 1. And she will say, okay, to think, and nothing will happen. And I'm downstairs going. And then my bathroom light goes on right because bathroom light is apparently close enough. Or Batlight, Batcave 1 or something. Right. It sounds the same. I don't know. So, so I don't know why that's so close because I really do try to articulate it. That said, and I know it's so stupid. I don't want to change the name of my lights. Yeah, don't. Don't. I've got to figure out how to change my. But here's what's happened. In my head, I'm like, Alexa, oh, yeah, you've got it. You really, I've given, she's going on tour based on the material I've given him in the last week. Because I've got it down now. I know what all the lights are called. Cheryl cannot remember what she named all the lights. So like in her, in her bedroom, she's got a light fixture that has two lights. I just want to. So it's just want to be. It's Cheryl light. Cheryl. No, no, but I'm saying in your bedroom. Yeah. That's you. That's all they're called. Just Cheryl light one. Cheryl light two. And I will hear Cheryl and she's so. There's a question mark on the end of everything in one of them. She's like, uh, Alexa, Cheryl, bedroom light in the new house in Rensselaer, Indiana, four, seven, nine, seven, eight light one, I think. But then Alexa's like, I've moved. No, what you'll do is she'll go, there are a few choices on this thing. Do you want bedroom light, Cheryl's bedroom light one, or do you want Cheryl's bedroom light too? Right. If I said Cheryl light one, what do you think? I know. I'm non discriminatory. Just turn on. I want to see. I want to see. It's the robe. Yes. And for whatever reason, you named your, wait, bathroom or bat something sounded like bathroom. So I said, Alexa, turn on the bathroom. Turn on the light in the bathroom. Okay. And okay means she's got it. Right. So she's got it. She goes, okay. And then the light goes on. And then I'm like, okay, not okay, because the light didn't turn on. In the meantime, Steve's closet light turns on. So, but here's what happened yesterday. So I have the Batcave set up as a room called the Batcave. So if I walk in and say, turn on Batcave, everything in that room will go on. All the lights, the TV, the bat signal light, everything. Everything. Here I am. What? So I come home from the football game last night. And there's two lights on in my Batcave and the television. So I said to Cheryl, I go, did you turn the TV on for ACE to watch TV? Because I thought to myself, even if you did, at some point it's a smart TV. So it just goes to screen saver. It doesn't stay. Oh, okay. So, so I'm like, why did she? And then you explained to me, no, that you said turn on Batcave and everything in the room. Well, and can I tell you something? I couldn't get the bathroom light on. And I just, I'm like, for Pete's sake, I just don't want to pee in the dark again, right? So I'm like, Alexa, I'm just dumb. Oh my gosh. No, you're not. Did she say that? Yes. Oh my gosh. That's hilarious. Yeah. So, so we're going to have to figure out some, we're going to have to make some adjustments to some of this stuff on what we're calling everything because, and, and I think the best way that I can think to do it is there are different wake words where you don't use the word Alexa. Yeah. And I think we just want to, one of our one of us needs to change because then it should, it should be okay. I'm just mad. You can't customize it. Could you imagine if we just. I wish you could. Yeah. Yeah. I just, you know, and, and I thought about, you know, I would change mine to Jeeves. Oh geez. Jeeves. Hello. Tellyhoo. Alexa. Which reminds me, I didn't get my Spanish sauce. I know. So we got to go December 23rd. I need to settle arms for that. It's not even funny because we're sitting around and it's three o'clock and I'm, I'm like, Steve, and you're like, what, what's the matter? What's the matter? We forgot. We didn't go to Monticello. Mm hmm. So now I got. That said, that said, we have December 21st, but that said, that, that sitting around was about the only hour of the day that I sat that day. I know. I did ever, I did all my stuff. Like. Marked in stupid TV. Finally. Yeah. Because we were just done with all the little piddly things. Yeah. Yeah. That tells my rooms. That's. No. No. No. No. Go do your piddly things. Go do your. Relax and go do your piddly things. No. All right. So let's get back to our list of celebrities. We'd wanted our Thanksgiving dinner. Okay. Okay. Cause, cause I think. Which my thoughts are very different than yours or then, then what is not read it, but uh, ranker. Ranker. Well, because you're thinking of them as like, you know, uh, you know, dinners with more or whatever. Like, you know, I mean, like you're, you want like intellectual questions and stuff and, and which is great. Cause like I said, as much as I wouldn't want to sit and spend my Thanksgiving talking business, I would love to sit down with some of these business people and talk business. I mean, is it not true of anything, like of anybody, anything just across the board? When someone speaks to you at a philosophical level and teaches you something you didn't know before, or a new way to think it heals your soul on the spot. You could almost, it's like someone's knocking you back with like the impact of it is monstrous. It's just, it's just a morsel and nugget, a small thing, but those are my favorite things in the world. So having said that, Chris Sambrook says, use the term Lou for the bathroom light. Oh, see, turn on the Lou or Latrine, he said. So here's what I'm thinking I'm going to do. So there's, there's routines you can set up. Like I, I have, I have a friend who asked me not to say who they were, but they said that they say good morning, Alexa. And it, what it does is it turns on the light, I think turns on the coffee and turns us on. It's a routine just saying good morning and it does all the things you want done in the morning. How do they get the coffee pot turned off? Cause if that would happen, I'd be, I mean, I can't eat. Maybe that's on a time round. I don't really know. To be honest, I didn't, I didn't ask, but that would make my every morning. That said, well, I don't think yours could work that way because yours is, is a, is a one cup. So I don't think it works that way, but there's got to be a timer on there. If not, then get a different pot that has a timer on it that just goes off at four o'clock in the morning and stop getting up before four o'clock in the morning to have coffee at two o'clock in the morning. Well, it's, I'm trying not to, or on the floors for you. So I'm like, creeping into there. That's light. Set it off. Yeah. It's fine. It's all good. Uh, so that said, um, yeah, I, I think I want to set up some lights so that when I walk in the room, I say, Alexa, tell me how, and then I did light some stuff up. I think that's, yeah. So can I tell you I'm going to, I'm going to kill the guy. I love it. I think, uh, at the driving, but I do think I'm going to, it's going to have to change some names of stuff. So it's not as close. Yeah. Like, apparently closet and Gerald's closet doesn't work, but here, Steve's light. So, so you know, I said, if I say bat cave, it'll light up the whole room. I have my bedroom set up that if I said Steve's room, it should put, turn on the light and the closet. Okay. It doesn't. It just turns on Steve's light. So that's too close. I have to think of a different thing from my room. So anyway, none of that, uh, is why you call it right now. You guys are on your way to work going, seriously, this is a show. Right. This is what they do. This is. Wait, do they get paid for this? It's the first, they, someone told their friend, no, really, you got to listen to them. They're a lot of fun in the morning and their friend tuned in this morning and they're like, they talked about their smart bulbs and, and what they're making for Thanksgiving. These guys are stupid, uh, uh, not the first time we've heard that. Just saying. Listen, that's, you know, I like I was talking about last week. I had an old partner who I knew things were going on the downside when on the year he called his wife and went through their grocery list and I went, yeah, I think I got to just call it a day. I think this is not working. All right. Same thing, I'm a little, a little, we're, we're, we're still a head and then there's right. Right. We're still ahead. Yep. Um, so, uh, Justin said the copy pot is probably in a smart outlet for Alexa like lamps. It is, but here's the thing. I don't know of a way to leave the, the, the pot on all the time. So even when you unplug it and plug it back in, the, the brewing still has to get pushed somehow. But most pots, I don't know about one cups, but most pots have a timer on them. Yeah. See, I got the one. Yeah. I'm thinking yours might. We didn't need you to look into it, but that's downstairs. I don't know. I'm saying your singers has like that reserve water. So it's always in there. Again. Let's do this. Let's do this. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, uh, see, Justin says you can program them, uh, for, for on and off with voice actions. Oh, the smart bulbs, you can, or the smart plugs, you can. Yes. We do that all the time. Yeah. We have smart plugs all over the house, uh, okay. So, uh, celebrities, we were going to talk about celebrities who we wanted our table of Thanksgiving. Yes. Who would we want? Yes. According to Rankers. Uh, so number 17, so is it Ranker or Rankers, Ranker dot com, Ranker dot com. Okay. So, number 17 was Adele, Amy Poehler, Kristen Wig, and the rock 16 is Jennifer Lawrence. No. Hi. She seems like kind of weird to me. Like I don't know that I would enjoy a conversation with her. She seems like a lot, like, uh, are you, are you thinking that they're answering hot because of the hotness? Like she, because she is good looking or is it not? And people are just fans. I think sometimes I don't know that everybody wants to sit and have a biblical conversation about the world and how it was created in life and, and, and shocks me, you know, I mean, I think some people just want to have some turkey and chit chat with someone fun. Well, that's the conversation when I have, you know, you're like, I mean, there are times where you're just like, for Pete's sake, could we keep it light? Just today's show is going to be like, like, no death and dismemberment, no, no sneaky deaky craziness. No, I was just telling you a little while ago off the air, I went up to have my coffee with you on Saturday morning and we're just sitting, having coffee and it's, we're watching a show about some woman getting murdered by her accent. I'm just like, I just can't have stabbings this early. Can we do the stabbings after three? Like that's, yeah, I just, I, I couldn't, I couldn't do it. Yeah. But here could you, so could you watch that early in the morning? Could you watch, um, what are the guys the kids used to want to watch where they pulled practical joke in practical jokers, could you watch that? Probably. Okay. See, I can't, this to me is like dumb, like all caps stupid. Okay. But here's the thing. I don't, I didn't, I didn't usually watch that on my own either. Like it's just, you know, I just, it's, but I'd much rather like, I'd watch somebody pulling a practical joke on someone than stabbing them multiple times with a hunting knife. I mean, it's a little bit more. Right. Like that. I just want to watch how they got caught. That's what I like. Right. But I just, they got caught because they're bad. Someone's dead. Right. Bad at doing it. Speaking of which, if I don't get through this list, we're gonna have to just skip it and go to the dumb criminal. Okay. That's how dumb criminals get caught. Okay. Cause they do bad things and then they're stupid about it. Um, which by the way was to me, cause I find humor and everything was the funniest line in the whole show was when, uh, the guy that did the murdering, his mom said, um, I knew it couldn't have been my son cause the murder was done, uh, stupidly. And he's not stupid. And that's, that's the part that she was hung up on. Yeah. That it was done stupidly. And he's not stupid. Um, and I, I had to call her through the television and say, uh, uh, yeah, yes, yeah, yes. Uh, Lynette says, no stabbing in the morning. I'm with you. Stabbings are for later. Oh, all right. This, uh, ridiculous list that has taken us all show. We started this, uh, when we got in this morning, it's the three hour list, uh, three hour list, number 15 on the list, Zoe Dashnell, who's cute as a button. She, you know, and, uh, but, but I don't, I don't know anything about her like to sit and chit chat with. Oh, if I were a guy. Yeah. Yeah. She would be my choice to date. Yeah. She's just adorable. Yes. Yes. Cute is a button. Uh, uh, Johnny Depp. We don't have enough alcohol in the house, even with all the alcohol on those shelves. We don't have enough alcohol. Yeah. Uh, Rachel McAdams. Um, yeah. Cute. Yeah. Cute seems nice. But again, I had, you know, uh, from Illinois too, I think Park Ridge, um, oh, I didn't know that. I think so. I could be just making that up as I go along. Uh, a lot of, a lot of females on this list. And I don't know who was on Rancher.com picking them, but, uh, I'm a Watson. Why are you surprised that people want to break bread with a female? I'm surprised that it's the majority that, you know, that that's, I can see it being half and half. It's just, you know, okay, uh, hell in a bottom carter seems kind of weird for me. Yeah. I, she had a show too. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Tina Fey. Yeah. Uh, again, her and Amy Poehler, I could, I'm, I can move on from. Uh, Scarlett Johansson, uh, Jennifer Aniston, Tom Hiddleston. I think Tom Hiddleston is, uh, um, Spider-Man, I think, and he's fun. And he can bring, uh, his girlfriend Zendaya or whatever, what's her name? Zendaya? Zendaya? Zendaya? Is that it? Yeah. I don't know. Uh, uh, number six on the list. Jimmy Fallon, the only talk show host in the top 20. I would like Jimmy Fallon. I think he's interesting. Yeah. I would, uh, uh, out of, out of all the late night people, I would probably bring Jimmy Kimmel over Jimmy Fallon, but I would bring John Stewart. Well, that was in my top three with you. Yeah. I just, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Hugh Jackman. Uh, I mean, he's interesting, talented, you know, I don't know that he does it for me as far as like, who I'd want to bring over to, to hang out with. Like I don't, you know, just not for me, um, Meryl Streep, yes. Yeah. I could, I could see putting Meryl Streep in my top five. I bet she would have some stories, you know, if you're not looking for serious, if you're just looking for really interesting stories throughout a lifetime, I could see, I could see Meryl Streep being on that list has, has had an incredible career and really probably has, has a lot of good stories about being on the set with this person or that person. Yeah. I could see that. Uh, number two on the list, Robert Downey, Jr. Interesting life. I don't know that he pulls me into wanting to converse with him. Uh, I find him intriguing. I would, I would, I would go there, yeah, because I didn't know, I think it's him who was an alcoholic and then hasn't drank and changed his entire life. And the entire way of doing things. Yeah. And I think that that's when you can make a lifestyle change and then you just completely reform yourself or transform yourself. Yeah. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. I love that because that's a hard thing to do. Yeah. I think he'd be interesting, but I don't, again, I don't think he's in my top 20 people that I would, and, you know, want to see, but yeah. And then, uh, number one on the list, before we get to it, because you said top three. So you gave John Stewart, Rob Bell, who would be the third one in your top three. Gandhi. Okay. Alive. Um, oh, okay. Yeah. So you're just going to add a top two. Yeah. I mean, I have people. I'm just not thinking not thinking. Yeah. You know how when you're forced to thank you. Yeah. Uh, uh, Darren, uh, picked, uh, the, the number one. And, uh, answer on this, uh, Morgan Freeman as the number one person they'd like to invite to Thanksgiving dinner. Huh. Hello and welcome to dinner. That was a horrible Morgan Freeman impression. That's what that was right there. Okay. Has anybody ever wanted to know what a terrible Morgan Freeman, uh, I wonder why, I wonder why, why Morgan Freeman, I don't know his voice been, he's been in almost every movie ever made plus Sesame Street, uh, electric company. Electric company. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. So, uh, so I could see him having a lot of stories, um, and, and would just sound like I said, at dinner, would just, you know, sound great. So, uh, all right. Uh, let's take a break. When we come back, it is time for the precision security, dumb criminal of the day. And no, it's not the guy who got, who was doing the stabbing or anything from daily that we were watching. Yeah. And that's a lot of. Tooie. Here we go again. Here we go again. Here we go again. Another. Another. Monday. Here we go again. Let's get this over with. Let's get this over with. Let's get this over with. Let's get this over with. Let's get this done. One of the great things about this show is that it's smart, but it's so silly. Really? But silly in a way that doesn't make me cringe. Sounds like a winner. Good enough for off. Monday morning. Oh yeah. Showtime. We're welcome to Joey Mills. Steve and Cheryl with you here hanging out and doing our thing on a fun time Monday morning. Happy Monday everybody. On a Thanksgiving week. You look forward to Thanksgiving. Ice ram. Cannot wait. Of course, the show is morning brought to us by our friends over at KIRPC Head Start. Serving all areas of Newton, Jasper, and Plaskite counties for ages three to five years old. Centered is their learning plan quality program following federal and state regulations, teachers plan play based lessons using creative curriculum and Zufonics. Find out more at KIRPC.net. That's their website. Also want to mention our friends over at George A. Memorial Health Care in Brook. George A. Memorial Health Care takes a tailored approach to your health care needs and well being all the residents are taking care of Scott and his great staff have been there for a long time taking care of folks and they know exactly how to do that in the right way. Find out more at GeorgeAide.org as well as liking George Aide on Facebook. All right. Time now for the precision security, dumb criminal of the day. Perhaps it's time we tried a new profession. What I mean is you don't seem to be a very good thief. Maybe you should try something else. All right, today's dumb criminal comes to us from Missouri. I don't know that I've heard Missouri a bunch of times in this one. 33 year old Anthony Simpson stole a shopping cart full of Red Bull on Thursday and apparently drank some because he led the police on a high speed chase. He walked out of Schnook's grocery store with $500 worth of Red Bull in his cart. Is that really worth like a high speed chase with the police to get Red Bull? I mean, how thirsty are you? I don't understand, like, and I realized, you know, hello Steve, the name of the segment's dumb criminal. So, what were you thinking? Right, and really it's worth going to jail over or Red Bull. That's what I'm saying, dumb criminal fits this one. A few policemen saw him pushing the cart through the parking lot knew who he was because he's gone. By your Red Bull, sir. Listen, we have a thing in our household that we have done it with the kids. We do it for each other now. If one of us says that we like something, the other one will automatically go and get 40 cases of it and order it. So, Cheryl found these munchies Dorito cracker sandwiches at Strack. It was Jay, I think, that, like, one of our listeners told me to go get. Oh, that pointed him out? Yeah. Okay, so you've got him and you loved him. There you go. Upside out. So, so, so, so you've got him and you loved him. I was at the grocery store the other day, you asked me to pick some up for you. They only had three of them. So I hopped on Amazon in order to couple cases. But I got home and I said, "The only three of them," and before I could finish my sentence and tell you that I bought a couple cases of them, you go, "That's okay, I have that Amazon and I bought a couple of cases of them." So we just moved in and now I have to move some of my stuff out because there's no room with my stuff and all the munchies we're going to have in the house. But this is what we do. And I bring this up because we understand Anthony Simpson of Missouri. We understand that you really like your Red Bull. Here's the difference. We can afford it. The munchies. We buy the munchies. Or you buy them as you go if you can't. You know what I mean? Yes. Yeah. You don't have to steal a cart full of Red Bull multiple times. Police saw him pushing the cart through the parking lot, knew who he was because he's done this before. In the last month, they say he's stolen stuff from several other grocery stores in the area and it's always Red Bull. He hopped in his car and took off when he heard the siren. He said, "You can't catch me, cover Red Bull gives you wings." Oh my gosh. Red Bull gives you wings. Oh my. They say he hit 120 miles per hour. I'm just taking a guess that he was hopped up on perhaps more than Red Bull. I'm just taking a wild guess that he was or he drank way too many Red Bulls and maybe should have slowed down a little bit. That said, I will tell you, I think that people are addicted. As addicted to that as other substances, I think Red Bull, they can't, you know, like chocolate cake. I think it happens with chocolate cake because I might have that as you. You're going to think I'm addicted to Turkey from Wednesday through Sunday. No kidding, right? So he hopped in the car, hit 120 miles an hour while weaving through traffic and driving on the shoulder. He eventually crashed into a concrete barrier, still refused to get out of the car till they fired pepper balls at him. What's a pepper ball, like pepper sprayed, like ball. I don't. He hears me thinking it's green pepper, but I think I think I think they stopped by the produce on the way to Walmart on the way out. I don't know. It's also a terrible nickname if anybody calls you that in the locker room. Hey, pepper balls. No one likes that either. He eventually got out of the car. The statement of the police after they fired pepper balls at him. Their statement says, all resistance then ceased. He's facing charges of theft, fleeing, driving out of revoked license, and of course, being today's dumb criminal of the day. Get present in security call today and protect yourself from dumb criminals with your home or business. Relax with surveillance and more, call 219-866-7171, visit pgr.class, go and like precision security on Facebook. You lack yourself out of your house, out of your home, out of your business, put that number on your phone, 219-866-7171. The twoies double the fun. You know what my favorite holiday is? It's Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving coming up. Are you getting to say about Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving. It's Thanksgiving week. It's Thanksgiving week. Oh, that turkey now. It's a turkey. Frozen. Frozen solid. Don't worry. It'll fall out. Okay, well, it'll fall out. Nice. Happy Thanksgiving. See you Thanksgiving. Now, on this thankful time of year, I would like to say show time. Get that turkey thought out. Just saying. If you haven't gotten the yet, head over to Stracks and grab yourself a turkey there on sale this week, otherwise get it into the fridge at minimum. And then, you know, if you're feeling that it's still a little hard on Wednesday, you know, you can put it in some water, you know, listen, you've got time, but the biggest thing is make sure it's defrosted. Then the cooking part is easy. If you want, you could follow all of my cooking tips. So here's what I do. I prepare my turkey. I pop up in a beer. I carry in the turkey from the refrigerator in the garage, and I place it in the kitchen. And then I wait for Cheryl to say, okay, it's time for you to come in and pull the stuff from the inside. I do that. And then I wrote my hand a little bit with a beer. And then I go back and sit down. That for more cooking tips, follow me on Facebook and the ground. Steve Stewart. Yes. Yes. Follow me on the ground. That said, that said, and I didn't bring this up to you off the air, so I hope I don't put you on the spot here on the radio, but we're here, so why not? With the move and everything else, I haven't done a lot of videos. So I think you and I should do multiple videos on Thanksgiving throughout our day, like having some fun with the turkey and stuff like that, because we're not going to do the show. But the way we're going to do the show is we're going to record some things throughout the morning that will slip in between songs. So that's how we're going to do Thursday show, then Friday will be some of our favorite segments. All right. So yeah, so we're going to have some fun there. So speaking of Thanksgiving fun, our friends over at Jasper County Community Services are doing Thanksgiving games at the Fuzzy Senior Center on Wednesday, Wednesday, this Wednesday, 12, 15, come and spend time with others and enjoy some friendly Thanksgiving inspired competition. So they're going to do fun games for Thanksgiving, okay? And then our friends over at- Now is this the friendsgiving? No, so there's two different things going on. So Fuzzy Senior Center is Thanksgiving games, okay? Rensselaer Senior Center is friendsgiving party. So that's at 11 o'clock on Wednesday. So bring your favorite side dish dessert or appetizer to share with friends. So a lot of fun is that. It's great. I love it. Absolutely. I love it, they're good folks taking care of those 55 and older in our community. Love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. Absolutely. Fantastic. So also want to mention our friends over at the fun zone theater, visit funzonetheaters.com to find out about movies going on again this week, Wednesday through the weekend, okay? So starting Wednesday, you've got Moana 2 coming out. You guys click it this weekend. And instead of what I wanted to call it, radiator. So you have Moana 2 opening in theaters on Wednesday, okay? You still have Glickard, you have Wicked and Gladiator 2, Bonhoeffer, the best Christmas pageant ever, and Red One starting the rock, okay? So that's Wednesday. I don't know if anything changes on Thursday. It does not, okay? So it's still Moana, Wicked, Gladiator, Red One, and Best Christmas Pageant ever. So the only one that, oh Bonhoeffer looks like goes away after Wednesday. Ooh. Yeah. Okay. I wanted to see that one. Yeah. Yeah. It's so hard for me to believe when they give these totals. So Wicked, so it's Glickard weekend and they were like, oh, who wins, whatever it is, you know, and it did not come out as high as a Barb and Hymer or whatever it is. Not nearly. No. But it was a Wicked One, a hundred and fourteen million dollars at the domestic box office. Wow. That's reporting through CNBC. All right. Gladiator 2 did half that, less than half that, 55.5 million. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I just can't believe that much money is going out in one weekend in movies. Why not? I don't know. It just sounds like so much money. Look, there's movie theaters everywhere in the country. People go. These watch movies. They have popcorn. Right. In one weekend? Yeah. So a hundred and seventy five million dollars in one week in one weekend. Oh, across the whole country? Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot of money. Well, yeah. Okay. I mean, if one person spent that, yeah, that's a lot, but it's... I guess. I mean, I get excited, but I don't run to the movies. We used to. Okay. We should again. It just seems like life gets in the way. Oh, sure. Yeah. But I like going to the movies. Let's see here. So a hundred and seventy five million, it's a lot of zeros. Okay. I'm just adding fifty five plus one fourteen divided by ten. Okay. So about seventeen million, five hundred people went to the movies in the country. Oh, my lord. It's a lot of people, domestically in the United States, that we're in a theater. Oh, no. No. People. It just seems that's a lot. In the US. How many people? Three hundred and thirty five million people living in the US. So a third of all the people in the US went to the movies? No. Seventeen million went to the movie. Oh, okay. Yeah. So it is in percentage wise, it's nah, nah, nah. Interesting. So anyway, the other fifteen million that didn't go to the movies were at another season this week ever sent on Mrs. Claus. Yes. Yes. And they tried, you know, they're Santa Mrs. Claus, so it doesn't matter if it's in the dark with no power, but yeah, there was an accident in Demat that knocked out power. But what a great weekend the folks over in another season do such a good job and they're still in the midst of their pre-Black Friday deals where it's a new deal every day. Today, November 25th. Okay. What's going on? Take 20% off all gourmet items. Okay. And they stock up on your snacks, your sips, your sweets that you need for your holiday charcuterie boards. These items also make great gifts and stocking stuffers. Today, the shop is open nine to five. So head over to another season in Demat and enjoy all the greatness that they have there for your holiday. Oh, do they have stuff? They have soups. They have cookies. I just bought you that great big tub. We didn't bring it in yet, but I did. It's in my office. Okay. It's just a great big tub of cookies. I mean, look at this. Come on, a cookie. We got a bakery up here. I know. But I know you, you don't get up like during the news at seven, you like just need to grab something to eat. And so you go for whatever's up there. So now I have a shelf of cookies. Right. But I'll bring, I'll bring those in when I go through all the others. Yep. So, yeah, I mean, they have honey, the cinnamon honey is divine. I add it to my coffee. All right. They got all kinds of good stuff. And lastly, Cheryl, because she doesn't like any of us, said that it's going to be in the 20s this weekend, so you want to make sure that you're heating an air is, at least your furnace is all set for the winter. EGC, heating and air is your locally owned Jasper County American Standard dealer. Make sure your home is ready for winter called Brady Eagle today, 219-335-9575. EGC is your independent American Standard, heating and air conditioning dealer. Okay. So here's what we're going to get to in this segment. Not a thing. We got to wrap up on 98 Gold, W.I.P. Alrighty. Time flies like an arrow and fruit flies like a banana. Wayne says have a great Thanksgiving show and Steve, you too, Wayne. Thanks for hanging out with us. We appreciate it. So all right, that's going to do it for us on WIBN and WOQI. Stick around because we still have the pizza quiz and we must end on a high note, so don't go anywhere. Alrighty. That is going to do it for us on another fine, fun Monday morning, and a shortened week Monday morning. Just going to keep saying that throughout the week until it's done, the week is over. But before we leave, let's end on a high note. Alright, today's high note, I saw because I'm been praying for my daughter, my oldest, who's about to give birth to our fourth grandchild, and is in like this long labor period. So I thought about this and then I thought about my youngest, who calls me all the time too, and you know, needs help and kind of isn't going to be able to come home for Thanksgiving. So I found this on shower arguments with Emily Solberg. The truth is that mothers don't want to rewind time, it's just now we know. Now we know the hard parts won't last forever. Now we can look back with grace and compassion and see things in a softer light. Now we believe it, that babies don't keep. And while we love the current phase we're in, sometimes we wish we could reach back in time and touch the former version of not only our babies but ourselves. We wish we could hug them close and whisper, it's going to be okay. That's nice. Yeah. That's a nice one for here on a Monday leading into the holiday season. Alright, if you missed any of the show you can always check it out on the podcast, Spotify, iHeart, Apple podcast, video on YouTube and Facebook to see the whole thing hang out with us there. Thank you guys so much for listening. We really appreciate it. Hope you enjoyed the list of the show today as much as we enjoyed doing it. Have yourself a phenomenal Monday. Get the turkey into the fridge. Get your turkey to thawed, to thawed and defrosted, thawed, thawed or defrosted. De-thawed would mean you froze it. Follow me for more cooking tips. See you guys tomorrow here until we will take care. (upbeat music)
Steve & Cheryl talk about which celebrity you would invite to Thanksgiving and their confusion with the Alexa App.