Who Knew It with Matt Stewart

116 - Jess Perkins and Dave Warneke

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features Jess Perkins (Do Go On) and Dave Warneke (Do Go On, Book Cheat)! Recording in our accomodation in Leeds.

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Duration:: 1h 4m
Broadcast on:: 02 Dec 2024
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Hello, Matt here, letting you know that I've got some shows coming up in Brisbane. We're doing a live, who knew it, and I'm also doing a stand-up show in my show, Ding, at the Caxton Street Festival in the 19th of October. And then I'm going to be in Geelong, working on an hour of new material on the 31st of October at the brewery there. Geez, I'm looking forward to that. Then, of course, I'm flying over with my friends, Jess and Dave, to do a tour of Europe, for Dewgo On, but at the end of that tour, I'm doing three, who knew it shows with stand-up as well. In London on the 17th of November, Leicester on the 21st of November, and Edinburgh on the 23rd of November. Cannot wait to do all of these shows, hopefully we'll see you there. You can find tickets at mattstew@comedy.com. Mattstew@comedy.com. So good, so good, so good. Just in and so good. Thousands of winter deals are in Nordstrom Rackstores now. And that means thousands of fresh reasons to Rack. Because we get the latest trends for way less. Because I've been looking for these. Because the best deals go fast. Save big with up to 60% off. Sam Edelman, Sorrell, Free People, Kohan, and more cold weather finds. Great brands, great prices. That's why you Rack. Welcome to Who Knew with Mattstew@ the show, where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Mattstew@, and this week my guests are from the Dugan Podcasts. Jess Perkins and Dave Wannicki. Woo-hoo! Oh, that was me, woo-hooing and Jess will-ing. Yes, I won't woo-hoo. No, something about Jess that people might not know is will-woo will never-hoo. Correct. What do you follow through with the-hoo? No, it's just not on-brand for me. Okay, I'm all-hoo, actually. I think I'm dropping the woo. Really? Yeah. Oh! Oh! Oh! I think the who needs the woo more than the woo needs the hoo. Yeah, you actually sounded sane. Wait, did I say the same thing? Anyway, yeah, who by itself doesn't work? It's not good. You sound like an owl. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Now that sucks. If I could be honest with you and my friends and I hope I can, that's terrible and you should really reconsider all of your life choices. Well, I've made a few mistakes in my time. What's up now? Well, exactly. Sit in the precedent. Hey, Dave, we're going to be filming our stand-up shows. Yes, we are coming up in December this year, back-to-back live at Stupid Old Studios. You can come see them both for the price of one ticket. 13th of December. It's a Friday night. And I think it's a cheap ticket too, very cheap if you're on our Patreon. That's true, yeah. I think 15 bucks to see two hour long stand-up shows, possibly 25 if you're not on the Patreon. Which is still so good of value. Yeah, 1250 a show. Yeah. That's about what you guys are worth. Am I a cheap for a normal comedy show? Oh, yeah. But for you guys, I wouldn't be paying any more than that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. Is that a lint salt? I mean, I'm just saying that you're about $12.50 worth of comedy. Oh, we've priced it to what we think the market forces. Yeah. Demand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The invisible hand suggests that we sit across there. I really, the audience is doing you a favor. Yeah. Yeah. They are. Please come. And please laugh. And clap at the end. Yeah. There'll be drinks there too. Or else. Okay. No, that was too far. That was too far. But like, do you think of anywhere else where you can pay $25 to have a good sit for it two and a half hours? Yeah. The seats are very nice. Oh. I don't have seats at home. And that, I think the BODRIGI bar will be only going on in full swing. Yeah. You can get tickets via, are they on our website? Yes, do go on pod.com. So you just go get them there. Man, join up to the Patreon. You have to give questions for this show, but you also get great discounts and that sort of stuff. So guys, you've been on the show more than anyone. You know how it works. But for new listeners, I'll let them know that the way it works is ask a relatively obscure trivia question. The best thing is after a convincing fake answer, I then read their answer as well as the real one. And they have to guess which one is correct. And the first question comes from listener Jane from Northkit. The question is, what is the meaning of the Scott's word, groak. Correct. G-R-O-W-K, groak. I'm at a distinctive advantage because I've just been in Scotland. That's actually so crazy you say that. I was also just in Scotland. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know when you were staying in Scotland. Yeah. And like, okay, picture this open your bedroom door. Look across the hallway. Hey. I'm there. Who's that? Who's that wavering out your day? Why are you in my house? Not your house. An Airbnb. They're very popular. I booked the Airbnb. It's a popular accommodation site. Why am I in your house? That's a great question. Get the fuck out. And it's a groak. Groak. Groak. Can you people usually ask you to spell it on? I can't. Yeah. G-R-O-W-K, groak. Oh, I like that. Oh, okay. Yeah, groak. That changes it a bit for me. Well, they're right in their answers. I'll explain how the scoring works. So you get one point. If your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant, another point, if you correctly guessed the answer. And by the way, I'm also playing as the house. I've put in two of my fake answers for each question and I get a point for each one of those that I guess choose. So each of us can screw up to two points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually favors me. The house and the house always wins, though. If you've listened to previous episodes, you'll know this is not necessarily the case. Anyway, our questions come around. Great Patreon supporters. If you want to submit a question, sign up on any level via patreon.com/duguampod, which is linked in the show notes. And there's not a coincidence that that is the Patreon duguampod. That is the shared Patreon of my Jess and Dave show. Do go on. Oh my gosh. I'm just checking. I actually sent the message to Matt. You did. Thank God. Thank God. And that means the answers are in. So here is question number one. What is the meaning of the Scots word groak? A slang term for vomiting. Oh. I need to have a groak. An old term for a goose pond or the practice of keeping geese near the gate to warn visitors. Oh. That's option two. OK. Option three, a lead paperweight that doubled as a self-defense weapon. Oh. Roak. A lead paperweight. Oh, I've got the groak to the head. I groped him good. They do a paperweight or a spew to the head or a goose that I groped him. You said groped. Oh, no. He was an axo. He was an axo. Oh, that was crook. Option four, an egg with a discoloured yolk. Ew. What colour you imagine me? I hate like a green. Look. Green eggs and ham. Or finally, to look longingly at something, especially a child or dog looking at your food in the hopes you share it. Oh, that's kind of cute. Oh, the dog's groaking at me in the food. I don't like that. Don't groak out me, little doggy. Oh. You're groaking. That's what we needed. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Now I'm actually back on board. So, another word for vomiting, old term for a goose pond or the practice of keeping guests near a gate, one visitors, one of visitors, lead paperweight, the doubled as a self-defense weapon, an egg with a discoloured yolk, or to look longingly at something, especially a child or a dog looking at your food in the hopes you share it. I have to tell you, both times you've read them, I've zoned out for number two. Could I have it a third time and I'm going to really listen? Yeah. An old term for a goose pond or the practice of keeping guests near a gate to warn a visitors. Ah. Were you daydreaming about missing your dog goose? Maybe. Yes. Maybe that's it. Who's going to go first? Jess, you go first. Okay. Dave, you go first. Okay. I was just going to, I was going to actually lock into the goose, the goose. The goose lock in the goose. The goose, it's so specific, I feel like that that, that feels like something. The idea of having geese at the gate going, and you go, "Oh, someone's here." The groak has let me know. Oh, I see. I think they're having a groak. So, I'm going for that one. Okay. It was pre doorbells. Yeah. You had geese. Well, I was going to try and use a bit of my time to like convince you to choose mine. Oh, no. Let's try. No, it's too late. Oh, I have a picture. It's already done. Or has he? Or has he? Yeah, I don't need to do it now because you've already done it and thank you very much for that point. But I'm going to go for, oh, I've already forgotten them all again. I'm just good. You got vomit, goose, paperweight, egg, or look longingly. Look longingly. It's very similar to old Australian NBA player Luke Longley. Yes. And Luke Longingly. Yeah. All right. Look on him for jazz. Probably in the Escottage accent. Yeah. Luke. Luke Longingly. That's nice. Yeah. Do I nail that? Yes. I think it was nearly 24 hours. I was in Edinburgh. Yeah. Almost. Are you in Scotland? Oh, okay. Now go back in your mind palace. Look down the hall. Down the hall. Oh, my God. Who's waving at you there? It's you. Yeah. You're not wearing pants. We keep that bit off part of me. Put them on. Why have you kept me pantsless in your mind palace? You can't get it out. Let me put pants on in there, Dave. Why? You refuse. Oh, I'll allow it. All right. Here's the right. The answer. The slang term for vomiting. That was just Perkins. Oh, I thought about it. I really thought about it. Oh, because I think it's Ireland. I think it's Ireland. They say bloke. Oh, okay. It felt real. Have a group. I based that on dairy girls. Oh, have a book. They say it broke. Yeah. It broke to me as could definitely. So that's not the real one. That's not the real one. That was when you wrote an egg with a discolored yolk. That was the house. Oh, I thought that. So you put that image in your mind. I thought that that was you. Why? I would never talk about eggs. I thought it was. I hate eggs. A double bluff. Nah. You're an idiot. And also it rhymed with yolk. And I was like, oh, I thought that was a mouse. It wasn't a mouse. It was Jess's jewelry flying across the port. It was just a hair tie accidentally flying across the tree. It was a hair tie. It was a fancy jewelry. Did you head on your wrist before an elastic band? I thought it was some sort of ugly jewelry. Like a '90s bangle. Yeah. You know, that thing's been wore. Oh, yeah, choker. And then I saw it moving and I thought it was a mouse. It's not a mouse. I just dropped it. That's not a mouse. I dropped it. I thought that was it. I read a lead paperware that doubled as a self-defense weapon. That was, they've won. Did you consider it? I did. That was a good one. Thank you for saying that. That's what I really did. They have went for old term for a goose pond. That's gotta be it. That was Jane, the question writer, aka the house. Jane? You're horrible. Meaning the correct answer is to look longingly at something, especially a child or a dog looking at your food in the hopes you share it, which Jess went for. I wonder how much I hated it at first until I tried it in the accent. Yeah. And then I was like, oh, actually, that's pretty good. Oh, yeah. Would you tell your dog to quit barking at me? That's spewing in Irish. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's spewing at you. Tell the dog to stop spewing at me. I think that's a very reasonable request. I think, yeah. If somebody was like, Jess. Yes. Why do I have to ask you? Your dog's vomiting all over me. Can you do something about it? I'd be like, fair enough. Yeah. I'm sorry I didn't catch this earlier. I didn't catch you's vomit. All right. So one point to Jess, one point to the house after one round. One time the dog threw up and my husband did catch it in his hands. Oh, wow. What was he protecting? The bed. Okay. So that makes sense. I'm like, if you're out in a park or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, the grass, all the grass. Yeah. Human bed. Right. Dog beds are machine washable. Okay. Human bed. Machine. Too big, probably, for an apartment of your size. Yeah. Obviously, Dave. Oh, Dave. Dave's got a bed washing machine, ain't he? Yeah. It's in the entire room. Yeah. It's next to the billiard room. Mm-hmm. Next to the conservatory. Yes. That's where you make conserves and spreads. Yeah. Yeah. Come around. Trima plum jam. I'd love to. Not a euphemism. Oh, no. That worked too well as one, actually. Here's question two. This comes from Michaela from Awabakal Country and the question is, which of these are real bird species? Ooh. I like including the bird ones because they're just his favorite. I do love it. And while you're riding your answers, so yes, Dave, if you recall this, you just come up with a fake species of bird. Don't have to describe the species. Thank you. You being the one who's played this, been on maybe half of all episodes. More episodes than anyone on planet Earth. Break. While you're riding your answers, it's a more info on Groke. Found a website called sturiduster.co.uk and it writes, this is the Scottish dialogue. And then it gives a translation of it. So with the Scottish word, Groke. What for are you Groke in at me for? I thought ye would take me the same size as the rest of us, read knibs. Was or buddy else, oni-wee? Are ye dain wee them hats? And why is Hoppe who to hopping it? Who ist it you say big again? Okay. So that's phonetically written. That is really nice. And that means? And that means, why are you staring at me like I was a burger? And you've not eaten for months. Yeah. Yeah. I thought you were supposed to be the same size as the rest of us, read noses. Where is everybody else anyway? And what are you doing with those hats? And why is Hoppe who to hopping it? So that one was pretty similar. Okay. How is it you have grown so big again? Where was Groke in that? I wrote this one a while ago. I can't remember why that's... Oh no, it's the first one. It's a year Groke and at me for, which means, why are you staring at me like I was a burger and you've not eaten in months. Right. I actually heard that in Edinburgh when I was there recently. Shut up. I was saying that Adam McDonald's, one of those machines that you order on. No, no. No, don't question number three, I reckon. They were yelling at the machine. They were yelling at the machine. Oh, what the fuck was it? Shut up. What did they say? No, Matt. Don't indulge it. I said to the machine, what are you groking at me? And I said, sir. That's a machine. Oh my gosh, the answers are in for question number two and it is the classic question. Which of these real species of bird? Wampu fruit doves. Oh, yep. Lock me in. Wampu. Wampu. Goose-backed flumper, miniature flapping willy, purple striped hawk or cackling blue tip. Oh, there's always a tip. There's always a tip. Yeah. Is there always a flumper? There isn't always a flumper. Sometimes. Sometimes. Often, there's a flumper. Yeah. More often than not. Yeah. But not always. But there is always a tip. Yep. Dave, it's your crack here. One more. Brief go through, please. Wait, no, it's Jess's go. Okay. Oh, that's right. One more go through, please. Wampu fruit doves. Oh, I said one. Goose-backed flumper, miniature flapping willy, purple striped hawk or cackling blue tip. For me, it's between the first insane one. Which is wampu fruit, Dave. Yep. The miniature flapping willy. That's funny. Or the cackling blue tip. Oh, yep. Cause there is always-- So you've rolled out straight up goose-backed flumper and purple striped hawk. Yep. They can fuck off. Yeah. And if they are real, I vote to eradicate all those birds. Right. Like poison their food sauce. Of course. Yeah. What are you doing for the ecosystem? Nothing. Fuck 'em off. Yeah, yeah. Um... I'm gonna go for... Oh, okay. I want to go for the first one because it's so bad shit. I want it to be real. But I think I might go for the miniature flapping willy. And I think I'll regret it because the first one's correct. Okay. You're walking that in? Yep. Dave? You immediately said no to number two. But I'm gonna hear it one more time. Goose-backed flumper. I love it. I know you hate it. Mm-hmm. But I love it. But have you considered choosing mine? Oh. Am I dancing around it? Goose-backed. One blue fruit dove. Goose-backed flumper. Miniature flapping willy. Purple striped hawk. Cackling blue tip. Yeah. Give me the flumper. Give you the flumper. I read the last one sounds like a great cocktail. Oh, a couple of cackling blue tips. Oh, yeah, be nice. See that on the menu and go, oh, I have cackling blue tips. Oh, you've never had one? Fancy. Oh, let's get a couple. It's two for one. The main ingredient is blue cocoa. Oh, cocoa. Blue cocoa cocoa. All right. Here's the right. The answers. Cackling blue tip. Blue tip was just Perkins. Mm-hmm. Really? Why did you say that's terrible? I didn't. Didn't you say fuck that one? No. Oh, okay. You said that of the flumper which you chose. Oh, yes. Purple striped hawk. That was Michaela. Okay. The house. Man, I'd love to see that bird, even though Jess would have them put down. Yeah, we could see it stuffed in a museum. Yeah. No problem. I'm happy for a couple to be saved to be stuffed. Dave went for the goose-backed flumper. Give me the good news, Matt. It was, it was I. The house, I'm afraid. Jess went for them. And so Jess, you said you were going to pick this one and regret. Mm-hmm. And regret not going for wampu fruit dough. Correct. Yep. Well, that is exactly what's happened. Yeah, as I've been doing. Major Flipping Willy was Dave Wampu fruit dough. Correct. Perfect. It was amazing how much you, you babe-roost that. Yeah, yeah. But instead of pointing to the grandstands, you pointed to the keeper saying, I want to miss this one. And I knew the second I said it based on your face. I was like, yeah, I'm absolutely correct. Yep. Yep. Yeah, I don't have a great poker face. No. But I'm like, I can't believe- We should stop putting money on who knew it. I think that'd be- Yeah, it'd be fun. Yeah. No, I'm happy with my choices. I think you did great. I mean, you've got Dave on the board. Thank you for picking it up. Yes. Which I think was really selfless actually, because he could have been pointless up to two rounds. But he said, you know what? I have a little pity point. I'm going to help out the boy. And then I'll destroy you after that. So after two rounds, Jess and Dave are on a point H, but out in front on two points, it's the house. Oh. Yeah. Question three comes from Tyler Edwards from the Great Peach State in Brackets, which is Georgia, but also a state of mind. Okay. Oh, that's my goodness. Also, I'll have to think about this. So on my mind. Mm. Georgia is. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. Pretty good. Mm. All right. The question is, what is the nickname of Atlanta Braves relief pitcher, Tyler Matsak. Tyler Matsak. I need the question again. I signed out. I don't know what's wrong. I'm very tired. You just need a nickname of an Atlanta Braves baseball. Got it. Name Tyler Matsak. Nickname. Got it. Oh, well, you're doing that. Let me tell the audience a bit more about these doves, the Wampu fruit doves. This is according to Michaela. They are named after the distinctive Wampu call, which makes sense. That's how they get the name, they're out and back on. Wampu. Wampu. Wampu. I'm like, you know, Dave, I guess, would be called the, the hoo dove. Hoo. Hoo. Hoo. Hoo. Hoo. Yeah. I got a theme song. This striking green dove has beautiful purple chest plumage. Man, I've not even looked this up. I don't know why I assumed it would be an ugly bird. But it sounds good. Green and purple sounds fricking awesome, actually. I'm going to have a, have a, have a gawk. Um, oh my God. Good looking bird, Dave. Holy shit. Look at this. Wow. Wow. Wow. She's a beauty. That's a beautiful. Sorry. You said you were showing Dave, so I won't look. Sorry about that. Was that because you were still riding? No, it wasn't. I sent it to you ages ago. I was just scrolling on my phone then. Just waiting for him. Well, that was for both of you to look out. A lovely looking bird. Beautiful bird. Yeah, really like it. Beautiful. Oh, one poo. One poo. One poo. It's a bit of a shame about the name, to be honest. Yeah. That's a down, doesn't it? Yeah. If you can explain to birds what they're called, do you think they'd be like, what the hell have you come up with that? That's terrible. I think yes. That doesn't, that's not my vibe at all. Answer if it goes down to three. What is an nickname of Atlanta Braves relief pitcher Tyler Matsak? Patrick. Nutsak. They had to say like that. Nutsak. Nutsak. That's the second one. Third one. Fair dinkum. Fourth one. Superfist. Or lastly. Stephen. Tyler. Stephen. Matsak. Tyler. Superfist. Matsak. Tyler. Fair dinkum. Matsak. Tyler. Nutsak. Matsak. Or Tyler. Hatrick. Matsak. He might have said a dish like this. Yes. It did fluctuate. Yeah. All right. We are back to you, Dave. This is hard. None of them are appealing or jumping out to me. What do you mean? I wrote one of those. How do you? Yeah. None of these appeal to you. Tyler. I just can't imagine them being a good pitcher nickname. Tyler. Matsak. Nutsak. I feel like they could say, you also sort of play in his name. Yeah. Superfist. I guess you're using your hand. Mmm. What was the other ones? Steven. Steve. Fair dinkum. And hatrick. Fair dinkum. He could be an Aussie. Yeah. Hatrick. Well, I think if you've got a hat trick, you'd probably not be the relief pitcher. Probably get the call up domain. Mmm. Does a hat trick mean as much in baseball? Because the outs are way more frequent, aren't they? Right. And cricket. Yeah. Steven is pretty good. Mmm. Steven. As well as that other game going on here, like Tyler who wrote the question, he's thought that this nickname was funny enough to send in. Yeah. That's why I think all of these are in play because they're all very fun. They're all hilarious. I laughed at them all. Steven. Steven. I'm going to go for Nutsak. Mmm. Nutsak. All right, lock on that in for Dave. I'm going to go for Hatrick. Hatrick. I'm going for Jess. If it was Rodney Rude, it would be Frog Sack. That was one of his comedy albums names. Frog Sack. That's good. That's good. But imagine if he was a baseball player. I think he might sound a little something. All right, here's where the answer is. Steven. That was Jess. Superfist. Steven Tyler. You wrote Steven. Yeah. That was almost, almost what I went for. Thank you so much. And to be honest, the funniest one on the board. Thank you so much. You think name was Steven? Yeah. Steven's a great nickname. So you're back in comedy with that. Thanks. No, I know. I was thinking that very seriously. Superfist. That was Dave. Yeah. That's pretty shit. It's a great nickname for like an Aussie Rules defender. Superfist. I thought he could have Superfist. Superfist. He's Superfisty. That's what you thought? Yeah. He thought he could have that. If he wants. If he wants it. He can have that. That's his. I think it's better than the remaining options. Fair Dinkum. That was the house. How dare you. Is he Aussie? No, I have no idea. Okay. To be honest, I had to change the question before we recorded, because it was an Australian question, because the guests were going to be internationals. And I just left Fair Dinkum there. Gotcha. Where are we right now when we're recording? We are in Leeds. Is that not international enough for you? Fucking got him. Oh my God. Fucking got him. I have not thought about it like that. You've been rested. Fair Dinkum. Jess, I've been got there. You've been got real good there. Had been. Jess went to Scotland recently. No one cares. Jess went for Hatrick. That was written by Tyler the question writer. I mean, Dave is correct. It's nuts. It's nuts. He's super nutty. Ow. Ow. So point to Dave and a point to the house. Nice one. A nice one. Nut sack. All right. Question four comes from Joff from Colac. An LOL radio out there. And his question is, what strange requested Juan Putnamachi leave in his will in 1955? What strange request did Juan Putnamachi leave in his will in 1955? Well, you're writing your answers. He's a little more info about Nut sack. But Tyler, Tyler Nut sack, mat sack was given the name due to his multiple clutch outings during the Braves 2021 World Series run as incredible as his performance was. Even more so was how it capped off his comeback journey, having nearly been out of baseball just a few years prior. Welcome back. Not sack. Welcome back. All right. While you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. To remind you that 60% of sales on Amazon come from independent sellers, farmer Bob of Princeton popcorn, howdy, or read 60% of this ad, fire away, Bob. Small business owners like myself are growing their businesses faster on Amazon by getting help with things like shipping, shop small business on Amazon, especially Princeton popcorn. Amazon. Everyday. Better. All right. We're back and the answers are in. So here's question. Number four. What strange requested Juan Putnamachi leave in his will in 1955? He wanted his ashes to be turned into a hot sauce to be used in the inaugural Philippine Chili Festival to have all his teeth removed. This is the second, second option. The hot sauce was really hot. Really hot. And his teeth were jiggling around. Second option to have all his teeth removed, put in a sack and thrown into the Hudson River. Oh, that's odd. For his body to be sent over Niagara Falls on a kayak. That's option three. That's kind of fun. But it's also odd. They're a lot. They're a lot. I mean, it's noteworthy. Yeah. Option four, he left over 50 grand to a theater in Buenos Aires on the condition that his skull be used as Yorick in Hamlet. Oh. Or finally, he left his house and entire fortune to his neighbor's donkey, citing it as his only true companion in his life. His neighbor's donkey. His neighbor's donkey. Wow. That's sad. That's a grim one to finish with, sorry about that. I believe it's back to Bopper to Jess. So there's throwing teeth in the Hudson, there's body over Niagara Falls. That's a real Viking funeral type. Yeah. It's very Lord of the Rings, isn't it? You've got the Philippine Chili Festival. No. When there is a Hamlet or neighbor's donkey. I don't want it to be the Chili Festival one. Because that's a bit yuck. I don't want to consume someone's ashes. But I feel like I've heard of somebody, somebody's skull being used in a theater. I don't know if it was there, but I'm just going to say that. And then if that's the house or day of trying to trick me, well, well done. Okay. So I'm going to say the Hamlet one because I've heard of somebody doing that before, whether it was this guy or one of you has fucked me, you know, it'd be fun either way, either I win a point or I lose a friend. And, you know, at this point in our lives, isn't it? It's good to like downsize the Christmas card list and I'm not going to fix too many on the go. Yeah. You guys are getting a little bit clingy because he's day following me to Edinburgh. Yeah. That was too much. That was weird. That was a coincidence. I've also heard the Hamlet thing before, but I feel like it's like a Russian dude. I've heard that before. So I feel like that maybe the house is playing a bit tricky there. Yeah. And in that case, I've lost a friend. Lost a friend. I feel like talking to the board, Filipino Chili Festival, that appeals to me. But like, are they going to let someone do that? Are they going to let someone go over the Niagara Falls? Their body? Why not? I just feel like that'd be safe. Like health thing. They'd go. They're dead. Yeah. But like to put a dead body in the water, I mean, for other people, what's Niagara Falls used for? Well, like tourism purposes mainly. Right. So remember, this is 1955, I don't know if the health regulations are quite the same back then. So that makes me leave me. Got teeth in a bag. Teeth in a bag. Oh, don't, neighbors donkey. Neighbors donkey, which I'm going to go for neighbors donkey. You're going for neighbors donkey. Going for neighbors donkey. You're going for the saddest one at all. The saddest one of all. You're attracted to sadness. Yeah. That's why he knows. Friends. I see myself in that story. I like donkeys. Donkeys are great. Yes, you do. You're an ass man. That's the one through the number plate. Fine. It makes sense. All right. Here's the right, the answers. One of his ashes turned into a chili. That was Joff. Okay. The house. That's gross dude. I considered a Joff. I really did. I didn't. That's gross. I like the added Filipino chili festival. You're a crook Joff. It's sicko. Have you lost a friend in Joff? Yeah. Joff's dead to me. I'll forget in five minutes. Having all the teeth removed from the sack thrown into the river, that was a day for me. That was really awful. That's sick. It was all sick. It was all sick. It was all sick. It was all sick. I started typing and I looked at it and went, "That's awful." You're disgusting. You're an absolute crook. A sack is such an overblown vessel. Can you have small sacks? Well, Dave does. A little nut sack. They've got a small sack. Huge dick. Little nut sack. Little nut sack. Yeah. Little nut sack. Yeah. They're bursting. Yeah. Yeah. It's always very uncomfortable to us. It's painful. Yeah, yeah. Honestly. Have you ever thought of having an augmentation? Yeah. I don't know. Not enough eyelid skin in the human body. What? All right. I don't know if Connor about any of that, please. Then we had body to be sent over Niagara Falls on a kayak. That was just Perkins. Go fuck yourself, Dave. Sorry. I was in that. That health and safety regulations are allowed for something. I feel like it was interesting. You both were in a similar thing. Yeah. Body water. Body water. Yeah. Both pretty grotty. Yeah. But yours is worse. Oh, it's much worse. You have to remove a dead man's teeth. No, that's gross. Put him in a sack. That's gross. Throw it into the HUD. Mine was kind of beautiful. Quite holistic. Yeah. Which I think is probably because I watched Lord of the Rings and they do that in the first movie. Somebody goes over the waterfall. Oh. In a kayak. I've got it. It's like this body is. Yeah. Perfect. Yeah. The name is Donkey. Dave went for that. That was Joff as well. Don't tell me. The correct answer. Yorek Skull. Really? Sorry. I reckon a Russian bloke did this one. I think it might have happened a few times. I'm not into that. I mean obviously I chose it and I'm grateful for the point and everything. But it's weird, isn't it? It's a bit much. Look, I'm doing. I don't want to be handling a real Skull. Yeah. That's not for me. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah. What, I guess would they have to like treat it? Yeah, they hold it. Close it with something. Oh, I see what you meant. That's to treat it with respect. Yeah. I don't know. Do they really like clean it off? Still, I don't want to hold real bone. I'm feeling a bit yuck now just realizing there's bones inside me. As a drama major, is that why you didn't pursue a career on the boards? There's a lot of real bone and I just thought I've got to draw lines away. Yeah. Dave, I think you were born to trot the boards. I agree. But unfortunately the industry insists on human bones being used and I'm just not about that. It's disgusting. Not just in Hamlet's, all of them. All of them. Yeah. They'll find a way. Yeah. It's awful. Dave, what you know about this? About. About how they put bones and everything. Wicked. What are these bones and wicked again? I think instead of the broomstick, it's just a femur. Yeah. Yeah. Large man's femur. Yeah, very large man. That's unnecessary. Yeah, this is a broomstick. This is a broomstick. She's a witch. Bizarre. They're messed up. Yeah. Theta tops. Yeah. The rosecos. You got out before you turned. Yeah. Now I'm retired. Yeah. On top. Mm-hmm. All right. After four rounds, score the Jess two points. Dave, two points. The house. Four points. Dave, could you stop copying me please? Sorry. Thank you. I'll start losing now. Thank you. But if you start losing, I decided to do that on my own. Okay. So we're up to the penultimate question here, and maybe Dave, having been in Scotland recently, you might be able to get on the wavelength here because the question comes from Scotland. Great. I've been there. When? Recently. Last week actually. Wow. Comes from Amy Moretti from Cumbernold in Scotland, and the question is, I mean the question is actually about Australia. I just want to say Dave's googling. What are you doing? I wanted to apologize. It's not a Russian composer. It was a Polish composer who also did this for this girl, Andre Tchaikovsky. Yeah. And you could have checked that after because I think that you lose a point now. Shall I lose a point for correcting myself and owning my own mistake? I think you should lose a point for using his phone illegally. I want to take one point off. For using your phone, I'm going to give you one point back for owning it. Thank you. Thank you so much. I feel that's fair. I'm not sure that's a resolution I was going for, but it's something. So Amy's question is, what was the name of the elected member for Wilkania in the New South Wales Legislative Assembly in 1889? Really? There's something you just know about. I don't know what it is. My imagination is running wild. It's just that, you know, it's just a... A name of a person. That's the name of a person. That's really got you fucking half chub over there. Oh, there's nothing half about this. Oh, that's a full chug. Yeah. They've ready to act in a theatre. He's got a bone. That's... That got you really excited. Come up with the name of a person. You've lost your mind over that. Well, it's just because there's a Scottish person and he said, " Wilkania." I'm like, "Oh yeah, it's probably a Scottish seat." Oh, it's New South Wales. Well, he actually said before the question was about Australia. Dave was googling at the time. Oh, true. Dave was illegally googling at the time. Which I owned. Can he lose a point for not listening to you? Yes, if we lost points for not listening, you'd be on minus 400. That's true. All right, we're just coming up with the name of an old guy. Yes. And while you're doing that, I'm going to let this is a bit more about that skull thing we'll talk about. This is from Nita Rama. In Shakespeare's Hamlet, Yorick the Court jester was famous for his wit and performances. Yet he is silent throughout Hamlet because he is dead though his condition doesn't stop Hamlet's father. Nonetheless, because Yorick appears in one of the most famous scenes of Shakespearean drama, some actors want to play him. So they have bequeathed their skulls on the condition that they be used in performances of Hamlet. This is from haperalgic haperalgic haperalgic haperalgic, oh my god, I'm so sorry. This comes from haperalgic, which I guess is another thing. For example, there's John Reed who worked as a stage hand at the Walnut Street Theatre in Philadelphia in the 19th century. As the theatre's website explains, he stated in his will that he wanted his skull separated from his body, july prepared, and used to represent the skull of Yorick in Hamlet. His wish was granted and the skull is signed by many famous actors of the day who performed in Shakespeare's play. Macy Halford in the 2009 article Skull Duggery for the New Yorker noted that another man named Juan Potomacchi in 1955 promised 200,000 pesos to the Teatro Dramatico in one of theres on the condition the discalbi used as Yorick in any future productions of Hamlet, a proposition that was apparently accepted. They needed the money. So there was a Polish one that they also referenced in American. So there's at least three. There you go, would you, would you do it Matt? Am I the theatre or the dead man? Dead man, I mean. Do you don't know your skull? Yeah, what can we do with your bones? Yeah, what do you want us to do? I mean, I don't really give a shit off from dead, to be honest. Great. I could be the wicked witches, bro. I'm going to make some wall art out of you. Fantastic. Cool. I'm going to throw your teeth in the Hudson. It's what he wanted, I swear. You're going through customs with human teeth in your bag? In a sack. This is a crime. All right, the answers are in for question number five, and everyone's done a fantastic job. Can I say that right off the top? Thank you. Question five, what was the name of the elected member for Wilkania in New South Wales and the Legislative Assembly of 1889, Eugene Tractor tire. That's good. Terrence McTitts. Oh. B-I-G buttocks, plorne Dickens, plorne, or David Wozern, Scotland. Oh, wow. That is such a coincidental name, that is, because my name's Dave, and I was recently in Scotland. Oh, my God. Oh, it's not. Sorry, Dave. That might have been a pronunciation thing. It's W-O-Z-I-N, middle name Wozern. Yeah. It's just made me think about that, but also, it's such a coincidence, because I actually have quite a lot of buttocks. Again, sorry, that's B-I-G, they're initials, it's not big buttocks, the name is B-I-G buttocks. Yeah. So it's probably like Benford Ignatius, George R-G buttocks. George R-G instead of George. Yeah, I'd already said another syllable. Yeah. But I saved it, I think. Well, panicked or saved it. Saved it. Yeah. Can we have them again, please? Yes, please. Especially let last one. Eugene Tractor tyre, that's Tractor tyre, is a hyphenated surname. I can't believe it. Terrence McTitts, B-I-G buttocks, plorne Dickens, or David Wozern, Scotland. How do we spell plorne, just because I would like to name my future child? Of course. B-L-O-R-N. Plorne. Wow. Okay, I was imagining a U in there. It's literally plorne. Plorne. Is it up to me, or is it, it's your turn, Dave? It's up to me. So I'm not going to share any of my thoughts. That's okay. Plorne. What's the last name? Dickens. Plorne Dickens. Terrence McTitts, B-I-G buttocks, David Wozern, Scotland. Eugene Tractor tyre. Tractor tyre, can't be, like that's not a name. I mean, no, there's plorne, but plorne is somehow more believable than Tractor tyre. I think I'm going to go for Terrence McTitts. Great. Then I'm going to go for plorne, because it's between those two, yeah. One of us had to go for plorne. And one of us had to go for Terrence McTitts. Yes, exactly. We've done the right thing. I think we're both winners here, regardless. I think Terrence was an early draft for the McDonald's mascot. Plorne Dickens sounds like another name for grimace. You know, plorne. He's got a Plorne-y kind of shade. Yeah. I feel like Plorne would be a bit blobular. Yes. Very round. Very blobular. Oh. Here's your answer. Oh, it's got me in the blobular. Eugene Tractor tyre. That was the house. Oh, you don't say. I like it, though. B-I-G buttocks. That was Dave. Now, what did... Did you have in mind what B-I-G stood for? No. You said it beautifully. Yeah. Benford Ignatius Giorgiari. Yeah. That's nice. Big buttocks. Good stuff, Dave. David wasn't Scotland. Man, I wish that was it. How cool would that have been? But no, that was Jess. Loved it. Thank you. Terrence McTitts. He could have laughed. He could have laughed. Terrence McTitts. He could have laughed. And see, she's written that from Scotland, which makes sense that you would have connected with that. Yeah. But that means Jess was correct. Pawn Dickens. Yes, Pawn. That's the best name. That's really good. Dave, you might enjoy this. And although, what's your extent, Jess? Pawn is the son of a famous Dickens. No. Yeah. Phil Dickens. Phil. Phil, look, I can't get a shit down. Oh, my God. What? Over at Nary Warren. I didn't know he had a son. Phil Dickens. He's trying to know more to pay. Why did he name his son, Pawn? Was it a giveaway? Was he selling super-applorns? Yes. Well, that makes sense. He said if he sold his thousandth plus super-applorn, he wouldn't name his first one. Pawn. And the people at Nary Warren South, they got around it. Yeah. They bought a thousand super-applorns just to hold him to his word. No, is this the son of a famous Dickens? Yeah. Charles Dickens. A certain Charles Dickens. Charles Dickens, yeah. His name is some Pawn. A man who's come up with thousands of character names. Yes. Some of them are the most famous characters in all of English literature. This is called his cute Pawn. This world disappoint. That's what he became known as mainly. You know, one of those nicknames that became his basically his first name. His birth name was Edward Bullwell-Leton Dickens. Leton Dickens. Edward Bullwell-Leton or Leton Dickens. It's all bad. Yeah. I think Pawn and all of a sudden makes some sense. How did the son of Charles Dickens end up in Australia? Yeah. And we don't have like a fucking town named Arthur. Yeah, that's right. I think he was a bit of a loser. Right. But he made it to state parliament and he saw us. I say that. I'm going to read a big chunk about him while you're writing your final answers today. For question number six, remembering this is triple points. Going in the final round. You've got a little bit of work to do, but it's still anyone's game. Dave's on two points. Jess on three. The house on five. Okay. But triple points for you two. Either of you can score up to six points this round. Thank you. The house can only score up to two. The final question comes from Ben Brufflatt from Cumberland Gap in Tennessee. And the question is, what is the synopsis of the 2024 Australian film. Rippy. What is the synopsis of the 2024 Australian film. Rippy. Well, your answer being written. Here's some more info about porn. This is caught in a wiki. Edward Bulwer, a lot in Dickens, was born on the 13th of March, 1852, and was the youngest son of English novelist Charles Dickens and his wife, Catherine. He immigrated to Australia at the age of 16 and eventually ended politics. Serving as a member of the New South Wales Legislative Assembly from 1889 to 1894, he died at the age of 49. Nicknamed "Plorn", Dickens was named after novelist Edward Bulwer, "Lighten" or "Litten". Okay. That makes sense. And educated at "Tumbridge Wells" in Canada, private school owned by the Reverend W.C. Sawyer, later Anglican Bishop of Armidale in Grafton. He also attended lectures at the Royal Agricultural College in Jean Chester and Gloucestershire, Gloucestershire, sorry. I'm sorry about how I've said Jean Chester. You're in Chester. Alright. Charles Dickens encouraged Edward, along with his elder brother Alfred Dorsay, Tennyson Dickens, to migrate to Australia, which he saw as a land of opportunity. Alfred migrated in 1865 in Edward in 1868. That's "Plorn" to those who know him best. "Plorn" arrived at "Momba Station" just before his 16th birthday. And he settled in Wilcania, New South Wales, where he became a manager of Mount Murchison Station, which is part of Momba. He married constant death Ailey, the daughter of a local property owner, in 1880. He opened a stock and station agency, was elected as an older man of Burke Show Council, and bought a share in Yonder Station near Burke. He lost heavily from bad seasons, and in 1886 was appointed government inspector of runs in the Burke district. He was never able to pay back a loan of 800 pounds from his most successful brother Henry. Dickens was nominated for the seat of Wentworth at the 1882 by-election, but withdrew before the polls, a one-by-fellow pastoralist, Edward Quinn. He was then elected member for Wilcania in the New South Wales Legislative Assembly in 1889, and held the seat until he was defeated by Labor Party candidate Richard Sleith in 1894. Dickens then became a rabid inspector for the government of New South Wales, then an officer for the lands department in charge of the Maury district. He died in Maury in 902 and was buried in Maury Cemetery. Thomas Canily's 2020 novel, the Dickens Boy, is a fictionalized account, of Plorn's life. According to Amy, the nickname was originally Mr. Plornish Maroon Tigunta, which was then shortened to the Noble Plorn, which then became just "plorn". He's always more than just "plorn" today. He's more than "plorn" to me too. Wow. I don't know why I said he was a loser. Nothing there, so that'll sound fine. He sounds like a loser. I wasn't listening, but he sounds like a loser. All I had was he was a rabid inspector. Yeah, a rabid inspector. I don't think I've heard of one of those before. That seems like someone's just giving him something to do. Oh yeah, have we got a job for you, mate? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You inspect some rabbits. That's a good lad. OK, the answer in for the final question. What is the synopsis of the 2024 Australian film, Rippy? First of all, either of you heard of it, I have not. Yeah, I love Rippy. So I've got this one in the bag. I love you Rippy. Good one DVD. All right, here are your options. Five. Here's the first one. You've heard the story of Ricky Ricardo, famous Cuban bad leader, now experienced the story of his deranged nephew, Rippy Ricardo, the Cuban who moved to Australia to commit unseemly acts of violence toward the wildlife. Can he be stopped by the rabid pack of wombats? Only time will tell. Wow. That's psycho. Whoever wrote that is unwell. I actually agree. Cut it out. Here's option number two. A young boy is swept up in a rip while swimming with his brother at Bondi Beach. What he discovers is an underwater world where the rip spirit show him all the beauties of the sea. Will he live among the rips or find his way back to Bondi? Wow, that sounds good. The rip spirit. Yeah, the spirits of the rips. Keep up, Dave. Option three. Young police officer Maddie is determined to live up to her deceased father's legacy. Her courage is put to the test when locals are found brutally ripped to shreds by the zombie kangaroo. Jesus. As the undead beast leaves a trail of carnage, Maddie, with the help of her eccentric uncle, Schmidy, and resilient aunt Donna, must embark on a high stakes battle to save the town. So it's like skippy, but it's a... A violent one. Ripping people apart. A violent kangaroo. Yeah, it's like Jack the Ripper. Yeah, but it's a kangaroo. But it's a kangaroo. Got it. Rippy. Got it. Fourth option, beloved Adelaide entertainer, Rippy the Clown. Okay, well nobody's sitting a movie in Adelaide next. Copy that Adelaide. Has come to terms with his own mortality after being diagnosed with a terminal illness. Intending to go out with a literal bang, he secretly plans a stunt that will see him fired from a cannon during the annual Christmas parade. I watched a good Adelaide movie a couple months ago. What? It's like a horror movie about this hand that like would... Was it called Handy? It was called like... Was it... Said Natalie. Talked to me or something. Yeah. Was it... Yeah, some of that. Let's have a word. Aye. Some of that. Up for a chat. Something like that. Yeah. Oh, I think it was Adelaide. Maybe not. And finally, this tale set in the early 1980s tells the story of the surfing daredevil Chaz Rippy Ripplestein. The first man to catch some sick drift in the Bermuda Triangle. Cowabunga Rippy. I'm not watching any of these. Yeah. Even the one I wrote. Yeah. They're all really bad. Really bad. Okay. Great. Well, I can say this then. The real one is really bad apparently. I haven't seen it. Oh, that's not a surprise. It's called Rippy. A lot of people say Australian cinema is bad. And they're right. They're right. Most of the time. My dog's okay. Who says that? What's a good Australian movie? Exactly. Now. Bad boy, Bobby. Can we have them again, please? Just summaries. Yes. I'm just going to make a really quick decision. Rippy Ricciato. That's pretty funny. The deranged nephew of Rippy Ricciato. But whoever wrote it is sick of the head. Yes. The young boy swept under the Bondo rip spritz. That's genius. Yes, rip spritz. Very good stuff. I'd pick that if I was anybody else. Not only zombie, Rippy the clown coming to terms with his own, or Kalbunga Rippy at Bermuda shot. I reckon it's the Kangaroo one. Kangaroo? Yep. I'm lockening. Lock on that. Rippy the Kangaroo. We do make a lot of shit horror, you know. And good horror. Some good. Yeah. We make some of the, I think that's probably our most successful genre probably. Yeah. We're quite funny people. Is Babadook Australian? I don't know. Awakened fright. That's Australian. You're talking to the wrong people. I have seen Wakened fright, it's disturbing. I was thinking of the Kangaroo one as well. You can have it. Can I have it, Matt? You can have it. So choose another one. You can have it. But Jess is one point ahead of you and it will mean you can't win, but. Oh, okay, okay. Choose something. That's up to you. Choose something else. But it could, I mean, if that's right, it would take you in the second place. Oh, that's pretty good. We'd take out the house together. I don't care. Unless, unless that is a house answer. But if I, if I'm right, Rippy, if I said Rippy Ricard on its right, would I win? Depending on who wrote the one Jess picked, but yeah, maybe. Oh, okay. Because I think Jess is the right one because that's the only one that like, of those that screen Australia would give any money to because they'd be like, all about rip spirits. It's about safety in the water. Yeah. It's a cartoon, I think. It's important to, to educate kids early about how to read the rip. But I'd see that and go, I want to get in the rip. There's rip spirits. That's awesome. Yeah. But with the rip spirits, it seems like that at first, but the rip spirits. Yeah. That's the movie goes on. Oh, just give me Rippy Ricardo, please. Okay. Second. Lock in Rippy Ricardo for a save. So you don't want. Okay. We don't need to want me to pee. You're the right one. Okay. All right. I was just trying to help you. The one about the rip spirits. That was Jess. Oh, what's that? That might have become clear. I thought that was pretty good. I thought it was fantastic. It does sound like to me like a, what's that cartoon about the fern tree forest or whatever? Yeah. Fern Gully. Fern Gully. Something like that. Fern Gully meets, what's that? Finding Nemo. Atlantis. Oh, okay. Just don't worry about. Oh, let's help. Elevate a pitch. Let's help Dave think of something. Shut up. But now a bunga rippy in the Bermuda triangle. That was Ben. That's good stuff. That's good stuff. Ben also wrote the one that Dave went for that you said that that makes them a sick person about Rippy Ricardo, the human, the Cuban, and the Cuban. You agreed that whoever wrote that was unwell. I agree. Yeah. But I'm only in school with unwell people. Yeah. I chose that because I was forced to choose. The Adelaide entertainer Rippy the clown was coming to determine his own mortality. That was Dave. Yeah. Did they are obsessed with you? Did you steal my reveal? Jeez, that's poor form. They're obsessed with the Adelaide Christmas parade over there. Are they? They love that parade. They talk about it all year round, there's press conferences in June announcing what's happening. It's like Brisbane with, with Ecker. Yeah. They all love for it. They're all love for it. They love the Christmas pageant. They love it. Melvin, we're too cool and chill. We don't give a shit about anything. Yeah, never. We don't have a public holiday for a day before a grand final. We're really cool. Or a day off for a horse race. Yeah. We're actually really chill. They're very cool and chill and we're just like, we're not like, we're kind of aloof about things. Yeah. Yeah. Really cool. Really cool. And that means Jess was correct. Well done. Rippy, the bush kangaroo. Oh my gosh. So you could have chosen mine as well, Dave, and then I could have got two points. So thanks for nothing. I thought I was choosing yours. When you were saying about her, I was saying, whoever wrote that is sick, I was like, she's owned up to that one. Right. Yeah, because you know of her as a sick person, is what you're saying? Yeah. No, I thought that you would just be like, hey, pick that because it's sick. No, it's just nice to see how I'm perceived. Yeah, that was pretty fallen, actually. There aren't enough reviews on Rotten Tomatoes to give it a score. But Jim Shembry seems to like it, gave it three out of five stars. He seemed to like it three stars. Yeah. He said, "Tight, well-made, bunch of fun, features some convincing gore, good VFX, and a nicely etched turn by the immortal Michael Baine, probably what he says to them, who also serves as a producer, whereas Miyako Plains wrote, "Ryan Coonan's Rippy is nothing short of one of the most uninteresting, boring films ever to grace the screen." Wow. How is Rippy spelt? R-I-D-P-Y. I was trying to look it up on IMDB and it's not coming up. She says a lot about it. An audience review says 0.5 out of five stars. Just a god-awful mess, worst movie I've seen in a long time. So this is Michael Baine from The Terminator and Aliens, isn't this? Oh. Wow. Who's that? Which one is he? Is he The Terminator? No, he's Kyle Reese. Oh, it's from 2024. Yeah. It's fresh. It's fresh. Well, its rating isn't fresh. No. On Ron Tomatoes. Oh, wow. He's also in The Rock. He's in some great movies, but there you go. All right. So final score check. Oh my gosh. Things have changed up a little bit right at the end here. So as we finish, the scores are in third place on two points since Dave Warner Key. Happy to be here everyone. Thank you so much. But out in front, equal first on six points a piece. It's Jess in the house. Yes. Dave really could have delivered you to the wind there. He could have helped me out. He refused. Yeah, he's a dog. Or even if you, but actually if you picked the same as Jess, Jess would have won because you gave me a point with that last answer. See, he told me that he tricked me. He didn't want you to win. No, I'm not on your side. You're on the side of the house? I just, I just, whatever, I just, not on your side. Yeah. It's not a, it's not a this or that scenario. Are you comfortable with your game pulling apart friendships? Are you comfortable with that? I wake up to wake people come on here and they just kill each other. I don't feel good about it, but normally people come together normally, but normally people haven't just been in Scotland together easily and that does often, you know, set a bit of a stage for friendships falling apart. Did you say this? I did find Ripi on IMDb, but it's called The Red. Oh. So it might have two names, but it literally came out end of October. This is a, this is a brand new movie. And the, the, what do you call it? The line under the name of the movie is there's an outbreak in the outback. Whoa. That's pretty good. Yeah. Look at that killer. That is killer. Whoa. That's scary. That's pretty spooky. I think it sounds like a bit of fun to me. Anyway, where can people find you too? Scotland. Yes. We'll be there. Yeah. We got to Scotland together all the time. And walk the streets. Walk the streets to Scotland. I guess. Oh, you had a, I guess. Um. I actually did. Mm. That's very nice. And yeah, that's, that's basically where people can find us. Dave's doing a podcast called Bookchi, which tells, he reads a classic novel, so you don't have to. That's right. Over a hundred episodes out now, if you wanted to pretend you've read, uh, the work of whatever his name's Dickens father, porn, porn, porn, cover a couple of plorns, father's work. Plawn senior. I like to get to know about his father as plawn senior. And of course, the three of us do a show together to go on, which is coming up to 500th episode. Amazing. We believe that. Um, and, you know, there's all sorts of fun stuff there over the years. Uh, and Dave and I, we're doing our live taping on December the 13th at the Shubiddell Studios in Melbourne. Please come along and laugh at loud and have that laugh be forever immortalised in our recorded stand up specials. Mm. Jess, we'd be lending you a laugh? No. No, she won't be lending it. She'll be charging for it. Yeah. And we'll pay that charge. Yeah. Well, you have your own microphone. Oh, that's, yeah. That's good. I'm worse. I'll love all the 1250, mate. Thanks so much everyone for listening. Please give us a five. Sorry if you think, uh, your friends might enjoy it. Maybe tell them about it. Why not? And, uh, yeah. But anyway, she's a trinity. Who knew what Matt's doing now that you know what? I've been Matt's show it. Goodbye. That's what I was doing in Scotland, actually. Matt, can I just have a sector chat to him? Yeah. Yeah. Dave. Dave. Yes. We were all there. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I, as I picked up my time, it's got me. We were there for two days. Yep. We were all there. Yeah. We were all there doing do-go-on because we are do-go-on. We were all do-go-on. What do you think? Oh, go-on. He's an idiot. You've got a real advantage though on this show, uh, just because you can use that to your advantage. Against this idiot. The town idiot. No, great to be here. Except above. Thank you. But you are an idiot. I know. Bye-bye. You're doing great. You're doing great. Don't talk to me. I'm doing great. You're doing really great, Jess. I do. Jess, you're doing great. Shut up. Jess. Wow. Everyone shut the fuck up. I remember when I thought there was a mouse on the floor. I'm sorry about that. I haven't recovered. I'm sorry. Don't talk to me. No. Okay. Too scared to touch it. What an asshole. Too scared to touch it. All right. Just leave it. Just leave it. It's okay. I don't need it. This is embarrassing. This is hard to watch. Yeah. Oh, a mouse. Flying mouse. That does not look anything like a mouse. The way it moves though. Color, shape. It was the movement. Texture. It was like a mouse. It moved like a mouse. Oh, you had burnt it. You had burnt it. Fuckabouts. Yeah. That's very mouse-like. You get me. I don't. Just try to rope me into your bullshit. Next question. I'm a bit hungry. Yes. I was just craving something specific and I just lost it. Oh, no. Was it pie? Oh. It could be pie. Come on, Dave. I was just teasing. Didn't know. Have you meant anything you've said on this episode? No. Even the bit where I said I love you. Especially that bit. Can I get a copy of that on tape, Matt? Yes. I want to play it back. Play what back? The bit where you said you loved me. He's so stupid. We're going to put this at the end, Carl put this at the end just on loop. I love you. I love you. Just checking ahead, maybe you won't. No. Well, I'm not saying it. Did you say it yet? No. Yeah. That's why I didn't even say it. Say it. No. Say it. Say what you wouldn't say. No. Don't say it. How do you? Don't say you love Dave. I don't. Hmm. She's a good process. She's really good at this. She's an out of game. Yeah. Bit brother best. Oh my God. The answer's around. Jess wasn't joking. She often does as a comedian. She's always bloody joking. Outfall my comedian. Form a comedian. Yeah. It's your retire. Oh, yeah. Retired. On top. I'm not doing any comedy anymore. About on top. So, any future episodes of our podcast, I'm going to be very serious. Is someone's got to be? Yeah. Keeping on the rails. May as well be me. Okay. Might start taking it for a war. I'm just going to start saying I'll cut it out you too. Well, what you said is factually that group. Kenny's family health care benefits kicked in the day he started his hourly job at Amazon. With two kids, he was a big fan of that. Then he took advantage of Amazon's on-the-job skills training program that helped him launch a new career in software development. Kenny liked that too. That led to a bigger paycheck. So, he was able to get his youngest son a drum roll please. Drum set. Next up, drum lessons. Learn more at about amazon.com. Amazon. Everyday better. better.

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