Originally aired 10/12/16
"Stand-Up Comedians Jeremy Arroyo, co-host Anthony Racic sit down to chat and make prank phone calls.
This episode is mostly funeral home and fake radio calls.
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Dial Trolls
Dial Trolls Remastered 5 - Keep The Meat
A little pre-dinner entertainment. Most haven. Is Oliver there? Who? Oliver, close off. Hold on a check. Out of a close off. Call for Oliver, close off. Hello. Don't call here again. Or else you'll be arrested. She suffers from dementia and is really not aware of what she's doing. Dude, you're trying really, really hard to prank me right now. It's not working. Hello. I don't owe you a dime for no pornographic ads. I don't even know what you're talking about. Hello. Oh, stop it. You rude. You know, just mind to make a monkey out of here. I'm not going to put up with you. This call doesn't make any sense. I'm hanging off. What's your mouth? Hello. I don't know how you're talking to my wife, but I do not respect it. I am going in for surgery on my back tomorrow, and I don't need to talk to anybody by. Hello. Welcome to the show, ken.nark.com. Email the show dialtrolls@gmail.com. Thanks for listening. I really appreciate it. I had fun with this episode. Aha. Welcome to DialTrolls. Thank you for calling your home. How may I help you? Yeah. My name is Chevron. I was calling to see if I could get the recipe for that there. Embalming fluid you all use. My dog died, and he started to smell. Okay. Let me see if our embalmers here. Just one moment, please. Thank you. Thank you for calling. We'll be with you in just a moment. Hello, sir. The embalmers left for the day. Okay. Can you give me the recipe? No. I don't know what the recipe is. I'm sorry. Do you like check his shell for something? Has he got like written down somewhere? No. I am the reception if I'm answering the phone. I'm not going to go into the preparation department. I'm not going to infringe on the privacy of what he does back there. I'm sorry. I can't help you nor is there anyone here that can. You might want to try to call another mortuary. You didn't have to be so rude about it. Is there anything else I can help you with? Do you know which one I could call? No, I'm sorry I don't. Okay. Is there anybody else there I could talk to? No. You would only speak with our embalmer and he's left for the day. Okay. Are you a vampire? You know, is there anything else I can help you with professional laser? If not, I'm going to end this conversation. Okay. No. All right. All right. Take care. Bye-bye. Oh, well, she took no the wrong way. Why was she going to let me talk to the embalmer? She sounded like Vincent Price. Yeah. What is it with funeral on people? Well, it's for funeral at home. They don't want to sound excited to talk to you, I guess. Oh, she was like, she actually went to get an embalmer. Yeah. That's so weird. What the fuck? Why? I just picked her like some Frankenstein they built. They answered the phone. Right. I'm going to help you today. She caught up with you. It's for calling. You know what I'm going to ask you? Yeah. My name is Chevron. I was calling to see if I could get the recipe to the embalmond fluid. I don't know where the recipes are going. But what do you all use? You would have to call the chemical company. The chemical company? You don't have like a mortician or nobody I could talk to? No. This is after hours. Oh, there ain't nobody else there? No. So you all ever get to creeps when you're there and it's after hours? Is that weird? Sir, is there something that I can help you with? I mean, I'm just trying. My dog died and I don't have the money to take him to the vet for your funeral. But I think I can get ahold of them chemicals. I just didn't want to like mix them wrong. And I don't know. I don't know what it would do. Okay. Yeah. I don't know. Okay. There's not like a file or nothing you can look in. No. Okay. Okay. Y'all buy like dogs? No, we don't. Hello. Hello. I'm still here. Sorry. I'm just a little broken up. You know, it's been tough since he passed. It's been, it's been a couple weeks. So he's starting to smell. Like that's why I want to get him embalmed. So I want to get him like stuffed and like taxidermating stuff. Yeah. Sorry. I can't, I can't help you with that. Do you know anybody that can? No, I don't. You're not, you're not very helpful. All right. Okay. All right. Good. Good. No. No. I got broke. That's good. That's good. That was, why does she, she wanted to talk. Yeah. And then when she heard this laugh, it was like something serious I can help you ask. She's like, I had a prank phone call today, which was crazy joints. They're breaking up their monotony. This is after hours. It's two p.m. on a Saturday. What? No, it's not. It's noon on a Saturday there. You don't forget the creeps. You're an answer. Didn't you? I don't remember. I need a funeral home to call. I want to try this. There you go. It looks like a shit home. A funeral home. Jessica speaking. Hey Jessica. I need, I need some business help. I'm a, I'm kidding me. I'm just talking. My name? Yes. Anthony? Okay. You last thing? Wrap. Okay, you need help on services with us? Well, I wondered if you could get me to the person who does the embalming stuff. I need the recipe. I'm sorry. Apology accepted. Well, she just fucking hung up on you. There's no time for your bullshit. I don't like that guy. No. You got to sound dumber. So they sound, cause they get confused. Oh, that will happen. Yeah. You just sounded like, I don't know, like Quentin Tarantino? I don't know. I need a better last name. Try number two. Yeah, try again. To be recorded, please disconnect at this time. Please hold while I try to connect you. Wait, what? If it's recorded, disconnect? Yeah. Good idea for your mana. For me, do you ever play one of Tractors? Ola. Ola? My, my, my mama is Merta. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Tractors. Tractors. Tractors. Tractors. Tractors. Tractors. Tractors. Mertas. (speaks Spanish) Okay. (speaks Spanish) Okay. (speaks Spanish) Okay. (speaks Spanish) (speaks Spanish) Okay. (speaks Spanish) Okay. You're speaking English? Yes. (speaks Spanish) Okay. Hi, my name is Tractors. I'm one of the general counselors. And, may I ask, what is your name, please? My name is Jerry. Jerry. Okay. Okay. No, with a JE before it. Jerry. Jerry. J. Jerry. Thank you. Okay. Okay. So, yeah. I just, I have a pack of dogs. And, the mother dog, kind of, it got in the oven. And, kind of, it's like a bubble. And, I wondered if you guys do animal funerals? Oh, unfortunately. I mean, no. What I understood was that, you said that your mother has passed. Well, the mother dog. All the mother dogs. I really apologize, but, unfortunately, we don't do dog dinner off here. Why would you lead me on? Excuse me? Do you just fart? What I can do is, I can speak with them all night to see what we can do. Hold on. Maybe you can help me. Maybe you can help me. Do you have the recipe for the embalming fluid? I can do it myself. Oh, actually, no. The embalming fluid has certain chemicals in it. Can I come, like, buy some of those? No. I have mucho de narrow, if you know what I'm saying. Oh, unfortunately, no. The product is only sold to funeral homes. And, if you like, what I can do is, I can call you back and speak with them. One of the owners, and it may be possible that we can perform a service for you. I can't give you my number. I'm on the run. Okay. Well, if you'd like to give us a call back within a few minutes, I can get that information for you. Can I have the number of the distributor? Or the company name? Our funeral home? Of the distributor of the chemicals? Oh, well, I would recommend for you to go online and look into that. The Internet. Actually, the embalmer, our licensed embalmer orders those chemicals, and she's not present. I can't go to the library anymore to get online because I'm on the run. What do I do with these dogs? When is she in? Do you have her home address? The embalmer? Yeah. No, unfortunately, I can't give you her personal information. What city are you located in? LA. No. Okay. Well, if you'd like to come by at the funeral home, or give me a call back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have the dog in the back of my truck. I'll bring that in. Thank you. This is awesome. Okay. I didn't -- the last three places I called, so they couldn't take pets, so I really appreciate this. I'm not assuring to anything yet, but I'd like to see if you can please give me a call back, and I will confirm that for you. Oh, you're calling the cops, aren't you? Um, no. Actually, I would like to call the embalmer to see if we can -- what are you looking for, a cremation, or did you want to have a viewing? Maybe -- can we, like, cremate the bones, but keep the meat? Yes. LA. LA. LA. LA. LA. LA. LA. That was the final straw. That was the last straw. She wanted to call a console by someone. Why are you coming back in three minutes? [Laughing] Look at me. [Laughing] Well, here's a title of this episode. She keeps the means. I love it at the beginning, which... She answered it's Spanish. [Laughing] I said my mom died. [Laughing] And she's like, "Oh, sorry." Did you say your mom died? No, she's a mom at the top. I said, "Me, mama, amorta. Oh, my God." Mom died. And then she leaves the gingles. She's like, "Okay, I got him." And then she didn't get me. [Beep] I got off her plate. How can I help you? Hi, who's this? This is Maria. Hey, Maria. Are you a manager? I am not, but I've been happy to switch you over to one. Well, I was in the other day, and Maria was terrible to me, and I need to complain. Can I ask you the thing? No, I just want to anonymously complain about Maria, please. Okay, leave one on her. I hope she really gets a manager. I hope she doesn't. I wish you. Hello? [Beep] Fuck! I got the people doin'. [Laughing] What store would they actually not be that busy at? Okay, good news. On a Saturday? No. I said it. [Beep] Fuck! I got the people doin'. What store would they actually not be that busy at? Well, Saturday, every store is going to be busy, right? Thanks for calling the Habbels store. You have called Navy Recording for Quality Assurance. I'm an automated system that can handle complete sentences. How can I help you today? What's up to my dick? Sure. Please tell me if you're calling about a reservation for technical support with a genius, or something else. Oh, I want to talk to a genius. Do you want to schedule a new genius bar reservation, change your reservation, or cancel the reservation? Talk to a genius. Please hold while I get you over to Apple Care Technical Support. What Apple products are you calling about? Fuck this. What the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? Thank you for calling Mary, don't speak and I'm going to help you. Hey, I need to complain about an employee that was really rude to me last time I was there. Oh, one moment? Let me just say that. No, it was a terrible asshole to me. Pardon? I was in there and a guy named Noel was a terrible dick. He was saying I was poor and I was so offended I needed to complain. One moment? Thank you. Hello. Hi, who's this? This is Chaimi. Chaimi? Chaimi, J-A-M-I-E. Oh, hey, Chaimi? Yes. I needed to complain about an employee who was really rude to me last time I was in there. Okay. They said I was really poor and I shouldn't be in there. Are you serious? Yeah. It was a J-J-M-I. Was really rude to me. Oh, well that was me. Yeah, how do I make a complaint about that person? Um, okay, I don't remember ever saying that to anybody. It was really rude and I'm offended and I just, I'm on a tight income and you shouldn't lie if it was you. Okay. Well, I'm really sorry I didn't. Well, I can't accept your apology because I had two bad dreams about this and that's why I'm calling. Okay. Um, well you have to call back because I mean I can't do anything about it myself. Um, yeah, of course you can't. You're a manager and you can't write. Why can't write myself up? Uh, of course you can't. Are you above the law? No, that's not what I... Can I have the number for corporate please? Hang on a second. Let me let you talk to the other manager that care. Okay. Hello. Hi, who's this? This is Heather. Oh my God. Hey Heather. I was in the other day and one of your employees was terribly mean to me. Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? What is it? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hi. I was in the other day and Heather was really rude to me. Oh, Heather was? Yeah. Okay. Is it Jamie now? Yeah. Fuck. Shit. Fuck. What's the email? I had to. If that was done. It wasn't done. They just, you just got busted. Yeah. You're shit straight. I love changing it every, they sounded the same. I know they did something exactly the same. I love changing it every time. Yeah. That was fun. What are you doing? I was saying that. Oh my God. I'm just saying you're being quiet. Why are you looking at me like that? It's funny. Whatever. Alright. Perfect. More jewelry. This is Sharon. How may director call? Hi Sharon. My name is Chevron. I was calling to see if I could get the recipe for that embalment fluid you all use. Okay. Probably not. Is it like trade secret or something? It's just a bunch of chemicals, right? My dog has passed and I don't have the money for the dog funeral. But I think I can get my hands on him chemicals to embalment him. I've got to go. Thank you. No, but I can talk to you. Since 1920. The area families experiencing loss. Social security. Completion of all VA paperwork. Visually. With each family. Create a brand of memorial. Oh. She doesn't do anything. We got a few. Um. Try to get someone more important. If it sounds like a secretary. My name is Sharon. I was called to see if I could get the recipe for the embalment fluid you all use. Who is this again please? My name is Chevron. Chevron Wyatt. Okay. See my. I do not know if they will give you that information and I don't have anybody in the prep room right now. See my my dog passed. And I don't have the money for a dog funeral. But I think I can get my hands on them chemicals. I know. I know a guy. I just don't know the proper mixture. I didn't want to like, you know, turn them into a pile of mush or nothing. Okay. I don't have an answer for you. Is there anybody there I can speak to? Okay. There's nobody at the prep room. Nobody. No. Okay. Are you a vampire? Okay. And then she got pissed. Oh. She is. She's not like Sharon. You won the calling. I'm not doing it. This is stupid. Okay. Hello. Hi. Is Barry there? No. He just left. Oh. Where did he go? He's going over to his stepbrothers place or somewhere. He's going to meet his stepbrothers and they're going to be playing games and things. Oh no. Not for no. Barry's getting into trouble again. Does he give you? Yeah. Sure. He's going to get in trouble. Let me give you his phone number. You can call him on his cell. Yeah. Hold on. Let me grab a pen. Thank you. Okay. I got it. Six. One. Eight. And you're his girlfriend? I'm his wife of 43 years. 42 years. Oh. That's awesome. He never mentioned you. Oh well. What's your name? Barbara. Cool. What are you doing? What are you watching? I hear TV. Okay. You want to talk to Barry? You can call him on his cell phone. Okay. No, I want to talk to you, baby. No. She's just trying to fucking kill you and stuff. I'm going to be able to call him before she calls. She's just trying to kill you and stuff and stuff. I hear. I'm going to the cell. Oh my God. Kentucky people. Jesus. They don't make them look good. Shit. I don't want to call him, man. But I got nothing. Oh, you're a kid. I don't know anymore. Hello. Hey, is Barry there? This is Barry. Hey, how's it going, Barry? Good. I just wanted to let you know Barbara's mind now. Barbara's yours now. Thank you. How'd that talk about? Well, she was looking at the lettuce at the grocery and I had to have it. Oh. She gave me this number and said that she couldn't do it, that I had to do it. Oh. Okay. Just kidding. I'm with me. We heard you're gambling tonight. I don't see you heard wrong. We know how to do it. You're doing what? We just hate you, Barry. You're such a douchebag. I know. Just kidding. You're on the radio 76.1. We're doing a contest. You'll win $75 if you can name all five of the Spice Girls in six seconds. Are you ready? Go. You got me. You win. Five, six. What do we win? I don't know. You must have lost $75 because I didn't name six sides. What? I said you must have wanted $75 because I didn't win those six sides. Or they ain't no six sides. Are you fucking stupid? You must be. Justin, I'm with the cable company and we're shutting off your cable. First you're with the cable company and you don't know who you're with. Do you know who I'm with? I have no idea. I'm five minutes new boyfriend. I'm just kidding. Oh. Is that for you? I'm with them. I'm with them. We're 43 years. That's your character. Just a fuck up. I'm with Donald Trump for America and you better vote for Trump. Hey, my dog's butt's bleeding. What do I do? Do what? We know what you did. Yeah, I saw what you did last summer. This is Chevron Wyatt. I saw what you did last summer. What's wrong with your accent? Are you from Tennessee? From Florida. We know how much porno you've had. You downloaded too much pornography. I'm wearing all of this on your handle. What? I'm wearing all of you. I can handle. Barry, are you still at one ten? No. We're cutting down your tree. We're cutting down my trees. Yeah. I'm going to find Robert. Because you donated to Trump, so we have your phone number. Thank you. I didn't know him. I thought he was dead. I got your number from the layaway list at Walmart, you asshole loser. We don't like you. Okay. Well, you have a good day. And a good night bless you. That was weird. Oh my God, that was... What in the fuck? We just called from a dead guy's phone number. That's why she answered. They knew the guy. No, it couldn't have been. I put him in his phone number. Hello? Barry. Yeah. Barry. Come in your ass. Well, I'm going to tell you something. You're calling us a number. I just got him on the other line. We're going to turn it over to FCC and let them find out who you are as smart as. But FCC, what are you guys stupid? What the fuck? Hey, Barry. Let me tell you something. Barry, Barry, Bo Barry. V5, Furry, Furry, Furry, Furry, Furry, Furry, Douchebag, Barry. The FCC controls radio broadcasting stuff you moron. This fucking guy said he's going to turn me over to the FCC like the other guy. What a fucking idiot. Fucking Barry. Oh. That's funny. Oh, he's back home from his number anymore. The hell was that about? How small was that town? Small enough, clearly. Hey, is Alvin there? You got him. Can I borrow your hula hoop? Did you buy my what? Can I talk to Theodore or Simon? Who is this? This is Barry. Hi. This is Barry. I was just riding my tractor and thought I wanted to borrow the hula hoop you have for Christmas. Well, I'm calling the FCC on you. So is the other guy that you're called because I'm talking to him on the phone now. You're talking to your dumbass? What? You're talking to me dumbass? He's on hold and you want to call somebody a dumbass? You come to my house and call me a dumbass. So if I want to call my friend Mark a dumbass, I go to your house and call him a dumbass? Yeah. That makes no sense, Alvin. Oh, he hung off. Oh, he's in his address. Your house? You mean that? Oh, sir. I don't know what the FCC is. He just said stupid. We're pulling pastes on that radio station out there. When I say the phone call cops, the phone call cops. The FCC, right? The phone call cops. The FCC. Phone call cops. Yeah, the FCC got you. I'm going to go watch the NASCAR. The North American Car Association race. Hey, is that right? North American stock. Hello. Hey, is Cynthia there? Is this Cynthia? Hey, how's it going, dude? Who's this? This is Alvin. Alvin. Alvin, cool up. I'm your neighbor down the street. I just wondered if you'd help me out tonight. What? I'm your neighbor. No, you're not my neighbor. Do you have any booze? Hello? Hi. Is Lisa there? No, who's it? Oh, this is Michael. Michael. From who? From who? Yeah, where you from, Michael? I'm from Cincinnati, but why are you being so mean? Can I instruct Lisa? I got a problem. You didn't like that. Call me back so you have AIDS. Oh, no, that's what I was doing. You're not like me calling about Lisa. Sorry, that's, yeah. That's what I was trying to... Nice. Hello? Hey, can I talk to Lisa, man? Who is this? My name is Michael. I got to talk to her. Where are you from, Michael? I'm from Cincinnati. Damn. I know what you went to talk to her for. Well, I got... I can't even really involve you in it, man. It's between me and her. No, you can't. You're calling my house and you can't involve me. You gave me this number. When? It was like a week ago. Anyways... But what? We... And I got a test and I have chlamydia and I got to let everyone know. I have a lot of people. Are they standing in? What's the people... You stumbled on that, right? I haven't had chlamydia. And I had to tell her that she needs to get tested. I don't even know if I can use that. Lisa's just going to get beaten. I hope she's not. Let's make sure she doesn't get beaten. Are you going to call him? I'm trying to call. I'll figure something out. I'm sure it's open. Let's go. Hello. You reached 513. Well, I'm able to take a call. Please do not leave a message at this number. It will not be retrieved. Please do not leave a message at this number. It will not be retrieved. You can catch either Daniel, Lisa, Brittany, Morgan, or Sydney on our cell phone. Please do not leave a message. Have a blessed day. Goodbye. You should do this. Hey! This is Michael. Just wanted to let you know what could happen crazy times, any times. I didn't really believe. So I'm just selling medical insurance. You can happen any time. So hopefully you get this message. That was weird. That was weird. Hey, your turn. They're just going to murder them. Hello? Is this Elmer? I'm sorry? Is this Elmer? No. Oh, well, that doesn't matter. This is Chevron at 88.9. This is Chevron at 88.9 W M W X. We're doing our 31 flavors and 31 seconds challenge. If you can name 31 flavors of ice cream, you can win $3,100. You want to play? This hole. Your turn. Hello? Hey, is this Henry? Yeah. Hey, he's still laughing. Yeah, who am I speaking with? In which whom am I speaking with? Pardon me? I did you fart. Hey, man. This is Glenn. Yeah. I live like a mile and a half down. I drove by the other morning and saw your place. Yeah. I just wanted to know if I could stop by. Like, what are you doing tonight? Uh, what do you need to come back? What's going on? I'm just really lonely. Pardon me? Did you fart? See how funny? No. Can I come by though? Like, do you have any booze or drugs I could have? No, I don't think so. It's probably a good idea for you not to come back. Why? Because I don't know you. Can I camp in your yard, at least? No. What's funny, man? This is fun. I'm a wits end here. I just need some fuckers. I need something! What? I need something, man. I need a goddamn person to talk to. The war was crazy and I'm here now. And I really love your house. And I'm going to live in it. Well... I don't know you, so it wouldn't help you to come here and talk to me. Henry? Hen? Can I call you Hen? No. Anyways, your car has leather seats, right? Why? If I can't sleep in your yard, the car would be cool. I'll tell you what, if you come up here to sleep in my yard, it may be the last place you sleep. How about that? What does that mean? Like, I can live there? Forever? Well done, sir. Well done. Now, how do we get these people? They're dumb old Kentucky people. Oh, shit. Maybe the last place you sleep. Well, I can live there forever? No, no, no, no, no, no, I gotta call it back. Okay, call back. I gotta give it like two or three minutes. We got disconnected. I gotta call and give it two or three minutes. That way it's not, like, right away. Okay. You got disconnected. Did you mean that I could move in? That's really nice of you. I should get, like, not threatening, but really angry. I think it was Henry. And he knows I know where he lives. He didn't question my name, right? He was just like, fuck this guy. What the hell, there? Hello. Hey, it's Henry there. Glenn, who are you? Hey, we got disconnected, man. Yeah, we did, because I was done talking. Now, you guys said goodbye. Anyways, can we get your problem? Oh, man, I have PTSD. Anyways, you said I could move in? You what? You said I could move into your place and sleep there forever? You come down here. You just might be sleeping here forever, okay? What does that mean? Is that a threat? You piece of shit? Yeah, come on down, motherfucker. Wow. You're so stupid. Okay. You're up. Hello. Frank. You're talking to him. Hey, chevron from classic x rock and roll radio. We're doing the 31 flavors and 31 seconds challenge. All right. I'm like capable of that stuff. You just got, can you name 30 flavors ice cream in 30 seconds? What is going on? Hello. Hey, is this Laura? Hello. Laura? This is Laura. We're on 88-9. Laura, do you exist in a class radio in the morning? How are you doing? I'm sorry, here it is? This is Big J down here at the radio station. He's on brand Tatum. Fuck. We're talking too fast. No, I'm too fast. Hey, is Maria there? Who's up? I'm from the radio station. We're doing a contest. We're about to go live in 30 seconds. Just wanted to know if you wanted a chance to win $31,000. Is this Manfred? Can I give you, well, she's on her cell phone. Is this Manfred? You're eligible. Okay. $31,000. Do you know your ice cream? I'm sorry? Apology accepted. Do I know ice cream? Yeah, if you can name 13 flavors of ice cream in 23 seconds, you win $31,000. Okay. It's on the radio. Okay. But you have to pretend to mess up in the middle. You win either way. We're going to go live in like, it's actually 30 seconds from now. Are you still at 3/2 then? Maria, it's signed up for this contest. And what radio station is this? W, are you a cop? [screaming] Just kidding. It's classic next in the morning. You're live on the radio. [screaming] He is going to name 13 flavors of ice cream in 31 seconds. And he will win $31,000 if he doesn't. We'll be prepared by Chris Angel, the magician coming here for three nights in October. 31 days of scare. What is he doing? You got to marry? I got to marry it this morning time. 6 a.m. All right. Manfred, are you with us? I am. All right. Are you ready to win $31,000? Do you have it? Tick, tick, tick. Are you ready? Yes. All right. 13 flavors. In 31 seconds, go. Chocolate vanilla, warm sherbet, golden vanilla, strawberry, cherry, cordial, chocolate. Oh, trim is up. You did not win. Oh, he did not win. He did not win. What a loser. You piece of shit. Get ready. Fuck you. You suck my friends piece of shit. Fuck you. You would use horny bastards. Did we have permission to use this on the radio? No. Oh, we're going to use it anyways. You douchebag. Well, you can do whatever you want. Your piece of shit. Thank you. We got permission. Manfred. And his name is John Cena. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Chocolate. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Fuck you. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Hi. Is Gloria there? This is Tony at Classic X Rocket Radio. We got to do it in a contest. You can name 13 ice cream. You can name 13 ice cream flavors in 30 seconds. We'll give you $13,000. Hello? Are you still there? Oh, wow. Why does it work for me? Oh. Hello. Gwen? Yes. Hi, Gwen. This is Tony from Classic X Radio. We're doing a contest. You can name 13 ice cream flavors in 30 seconds. You can win $13,000. You want to participate? We're going to put you live on the radio right in a few minutes. No, you're not. Oh. You sure? You can't do it? Yeah, I'm sure. Okay. Alright. Goddamn it. It doesn't work for me. Oh, man. I don't think I trust you. I don't know. Bullshit. It's what it is. Hello? Hi. Hi. Jackie there? Hi. She got it. Is Joss there? Who? Joss? I became the wrong number. Is Jackie there? Hello? Hey, is Helga there? Michael? Oh, yeah. Just a moment. Helga? Hello? Hey, Helga? Yeah? How are you doing? Helga? Hello? Hello? It's Michael. Hello? I cannot understand. It's Michael. Orange clothing? Michael? Michael? Michael? Michael? Yeah. Hey, can I talk to Edwin? Would you like to talk to Edwin? Yeah. Do it just a moment. You know, just a moment. Edwin? Okay. Edwin. Oh, this is going to be real. Damn it. They were weird. I'm strange. And that's a wrap. I have AIDS. My duty to please that, baby. Sure. I'll tell you what. Have a blessed day. Goodbye. Fuck you. 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