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Jurassic Fans: A Rather Nerd Pod

The Adjustment - Chaos Theory Review

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36m
Broadcast on:
02 Dec 2024
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(upbeat music) - Welcome, Jurassic Fans! The 240th episode of her afternoon podcast. And now I know that I got that number right. I'm Daniel Yoghost. And now, the guy who took the same photo of the newer movie and posted as the new set. Matthew Milan, isn't it? - Hey, hold on, you can't prove that. Well, anyways. Hello, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen. Danny, boy, good sir. How are you today in this? I'd say quite pleasant night. - Yeah, what a beautiful, beautiful day, eh? Yeah, especially for Pokemon Girl players who had a nice event today. - Yes, and I haven't played since last month. So I'm probably missing out a lot. - What the hell do you feel alive, mama? - I don't know. It's a mystery to me to myself as well. Oh, man. Gotta use some more opportunities. But anyways, you guys. So today we're going to be considering, of course, the fourth episode of Chaos Theory. We were supposed to have done that. Last time with the Darius, that guest of ours, but he was more interested in bad-mouthing, like the new movies. And I was like, you know, what, go for it. - So. - Yeah, I think it's fair, I think he-- - Yeah, sure, I support it. (laughs) - Yeah, we have this podcast not only, so that we can roast the movies, but also our listeners. - Yeah, this is a free roasting space. - Yeah. - Meaning that we can, like, they can roast the movies as well, not that we are roasting the listeners. - All right, no. - Oh yeah, no, no, we don't do that. Maybe someday, but no, not right now. - I'm not, look at the two of us. I don't think we could have possibly roasting your-- - Yeah, we're too good for that. - Yeah, sure, sure, sure, yeah. - Keep telling yourself that, Matt. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so just to get a few details here out of the way, just to get these out of my system. So, on today's pun, right? Today's joke, I mentioned that you're the guy who took the same picture. And let me tell you why. So remember, Matthew, this picture, I'm sending you right now on WhatsApp, if you remember this one. It was published by Empire Magazine on the new movie "Dreatic World Rebirth." And it says, "Culture Hanson walking through the long grass or than a rifle, right?" And then we were told that on the 21st, there would be a second shot, a completely new picture, something that had never seen before. And this is the picture, Matthew. - Oh, okay, yeah. Definitely never seen it before. I can't even tell it's the same actress. - Yeah. - So, Jurassic fans, if you haven't been following us, well, if you don't, please do it. At a Jurassic fans podcast on Instagram. - There we are, yeah. You have noticed that it's literally the same scene. It still is "Culture Hanson" in the long grass. I don't know what it is. - It's just a different frame with... - It's just not a angle. - Whatever the name of that thing is. - So, you know, I was like, okay, I was hyping up everyone in the community, 'cause I was like, "Guys, we're gonna get a new picture on the 21st." And this is it? - Yeah. - What is wrong with that? - You might get beaten up by that cyberbullied by that, you know? - I hope I am, 'cause I deserve that for "Trusty Universal." And the Empire magazine. - Yeah, well, actually, maybe we all should, like, join and roast them because of that. - Yeah. - For sure. - I mean, like, they're a big studio. They can take, like, some fans roasting them. - Yeah, yeah. - They're reduced to it, right? - I guess. - But, you know, just so we can actually give them some props, there has been some of the plot of the new movie that was revealed in this article. So, I'm reading that to you later. Just so we can actually have that out on the public, you know? But, just to mention that we do the fourth episode of Chaos Theory, Matthew, I'm describing it to you. I know that you are not into the theories at all. But, peace and love. Yeah, it's necessary to do it, right? So, this is the episode that we find out about this organization. That is literally freeing the dinosaurs all over the world. And this is the dinosaur head guy that you saw in the trailer, like, that's banned. And for some reason, people supported you. - Good. - Good. Yeah. So, that's a dinosaur liberation album, I guess. And they're doing the same thing that, in the last world, we saw Ian Malcolm and his team doing that is fine. The dinosaurs, they are caged and they're freeing them, just so they can run free in this natural world that we have. And kill people, I suppose. Perfect. Yeah. That is why they're making dinosaurs. That is the point of it all. Right. Yeah, sure. Yeah. And then we find out in this episode, by the way, it's called the Adjustment that Brooklyn has joined these very strange, odd group of dinosaur liberation-out supporters. And that... Good. Yeah. Yeah. She is sabotaging them. Oh. Because she wants to find out what is really going on. She's a bit suspicious of the leader of this organization, because she thinks that maybe he's just, you know, fooling people and actually walking for the villains in the series. Spoiler alert is not. It's just a kind doofus who wants to do good in the world. See? It's bad. Yeah. See? See? It's right there. Just like me for real. Yeah. Sure. Sure, man. Yeah. Oh, man. And then so that's what's going on with her Brooklyn. And eventually we see some other scenes like... But in this episode, she's actually going to meet the broker. So she's on her way to Dubai. Pancy. Yes. Indeed. All right. So that's that. And we see the other campus still in Africa preparing to go down the river, up the river, down the river, I think. And find out what's going on, why there are some dinosaurs there. Just, you know, running around in continental Africa. Why not? Yeah. See? That's the... I mean, look at the landscape. Make new places. See some dinos. Why not? Sure. Sure. There's that. And, well, as you mentioned, Ben, I got to tell you why he's been doing it. You see, he's been kind of having an internal controversy. Because he's like, well, I know now that Brooklyn is alive, but she'll tell people. Is that really her? What if it's another person? You know, another soldier, Herod, one-handed girl. Wow. Our friend is really getting out of his mind. He's literally going insane. Yeah. See? Still more evidence that he's the dino head guy. It's all there, folks. It's all there. Sure. Well, I suppose that if you are still believing that. And I mean, people supported you the first time. Why not the second time, right? Yeah. I mean, all the evidence points to it. So, yeah. Cool. I might be wrong. Yes. But I'm going down with my theory no matter what. Not on that hill, are you? Yeah. Sure. All the way. Oh, that's it for episode four, which I mean, this is kind of a filler episode that there's not much going on. So much so that I could synthesize the whole thing. You want like five sentences. So. Yes. That's absolutely false. Seems. Seems pretty much right. Right. And like, I'm kind of into care of theory because it's much more somber and violent than Camcretaceous. But I wish you had more of a plot. No, because I've been watching the Penguin and like, it was the end of season one. And I was just crying the eyes out at one a.m. because that's when I watched the first, the final episode of the first season. Hey, we started watching the series. No, I haven't. It's on HBO. Yeah. Why have you been watching, by the way? Oh, actually, I've been watching some. Anime anime, whatever. Cool. It's got this one is really good. It's called Moriarty, the Patriot. Oh, okay. I heard about it. Never watch it. I thought you were about to say Dun Dun Dun. Which one? Nope. Then the Dan. I don't know that one. Sorry. Truly. That's like all the rage right now. How come? No, I've never heard about it. Wow. But, but that one Moriarty, the Patriot, it's so good. Is it? And, well, if you were a Sherlock Holmes fan, you're going to love it. I'm not. Well, me neither, but I'm still, but I'm loving this, the series. So it's, it's good. It's nice. Okay. But do you really mean like a Sherlock Holmes specifically or just the tactics in general? No, no, Sherlock Holmes specifically. Okay. Yeah. Because Moriarty is a villain of Sherlock Holmes. Okay. And if I'm not mistaken, it's the only villain who he couldn't like defeat. Yeah. Cause the guy was pretty rich and kept escaping him. Right. That's what I remember. And also that scene smart. Like, oh, okay. Cool. Out of, out, out of this earth is smart. Right. Cause you know, I was never a huge fan of this guy. You know, this detective because I love a cute boy hole. I get to crease his main character and they're kind of opposites. Oh, you know. Yes. I guess. So like, usually people who live one despise the altar. Oh, and I'm including the stereotype. You know, I tried to read Sherlock Holmes, but he's extremely arrogant. Yes. Yeah. That is, that is very well, um. Partrated in the series as well. But man, it's so good. And especially because the series doesn't focus on Sherlock Holmes. It focuses on, well, the Moriarty family. Right. Okay. Well, I mean, perhaps. Right. Give it a go. Give it a go. You won't regret it. Sure. I've been watching Batman, the animated scenes that made a series. Just because people say it's good. It's freaking good. Yeah. Where, where, where are you watching it? On Netflix. Oh, it's on Netflix. Yeah. Nice. Easy for you to get a hold of it. Uh, it's pretty nice. It's freaking good. Um, I love because the Penguin has finally been reviewed in the animated series. And you know that that's my favorite character ever in any kind of iteration. Right. I would never have guessed Daniel. Never. Yeah. To the fat guy who does the cosplayers also cover what? Yeah. Who could have guessed? Oh, duh. I am Blager-fested. Oh, by the way, I have two pet spiders now. Okay. Oh, I remember that you had one. You got another now? I got another one. Show it to the public, if you will. Uh, can you? I'll try my best to move the computer. Hold on. Okay. Uh, listeners, if you are just listening to this, remember that on Spotify, you can watch this video. So please. Come on. Okay. So I. Can you see a little aquarium? I do. Okay. So. Uh, hold on. What's that? There is this little green spot over there. Uh-huh. That's her. Okay. And I don't know if you can see this little pot here. Yeah. That's the other one. It's hidden behind the wood piece. Yeah. All right. And well, I have to buy an aquarium for this one, but yeah. Okay. So I'm going to buy this and you can see a little prey. That it ate. Right. Or what's left of it. How morbid. Uh, no, listen, I do get you because I once had a brain mantis as a pet. Oh, no. I can't hear you. Okay. Can you hear me now? Uh-huh. What is happening? I can't hear you. Oh, my. How about now? Hello. Okay. Okay. Now it's good. Okay. Uh, what was I saying? Right. Okay. The spiders, right? Morbid spider. Yeah. Right. Okay. So, um, as I was telling you, I had a brain mantis as a pet once. Oh, yeah. And you said it kept attacking your finger? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was a female, a huge one. And it like, uh, saw me and it would like open its wings and it's defensive stance and attack me. It was pretty nice. And I would capture, uh, granular flies. So, wouldn't mean a container and they would be devoured. Free sleep devoured. Oh, it's so nice to see. I love watching it, uh, praying on insects. They like this is a, it's called a green crab spider. Right. So it walks like sideways. Mm-hmm. And they, the, their front, uh, paw paws are like bigger than the other ones. So it goes like, like a spider crab and then they grab it and, uh, well, they don't eat like a praying mantis. Do they, you know, yeah, they digest the, the things. Yeah. I mean, I mean, yeah, you guys have watched that about planet, you know, have them. It's right. Come on. Right. Yeah. When chaos theory so unfunny, we actually ended up talking about spiders. Yeah. Well, I mean, we end up talking about all sorts of things in this podcast. We are, we are that good at randomness. Yeah. That's right. And we got autism. So that's a point. Right. You were about to say? I don't know. I see. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, do you think the, uh, the Gen Z knows what animal planet is? Oh, my. I had not found that. Um, well, you guys, you, the young glies, uh, the flatulence. Uh, let me have a look here at our anchor creator, like our info. Maybe we can see if they listen to us so we can actually talk to them. I know that they even really old folks who listen to it. So. Let me have a look here at your epic venture rather than at the pod. Because I have two policas. Let's not forget that by the K on Dino productions. And yes, that's the name of our company. It's the K and Dino. Good. I like it. Yeah, cause you remember our original logo designed by Everton pass, right? Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't the K and Dino. Sorry. It was indeed. And I love alliteration. So it was like the K and Dino. It is. The K and Dino essay. Indeed. Oh, man. Or is it as anonymous society? Yes. That's right. Whatever. Yeah. I mean, now I was trying to do something but now I know you don't work. So anyways, um, only 9.2% of our listeners are under 18. Most of them, 26.5% are between 23 and 27. Oh, well. Yeah. Well, I was expecting that. Yeah. Yeah. Truly around our age and 1.9% are over 60. Hey, folks. That is interesting. Yeah. So yeah, I think that those guys probably know animal planet. Right. I mean, they live through it, right? Yeah. Guys. Yeah. That's for sure. Oh, by the way, wait. What is it? We got some new info here. Oh, like a country's listening to us. What is that? Places. We like it. We got Peru. We got. Oh. Oh. Nice. We got a brother from Latin America. Welcome. And Panama. Oh, nice. Central America as well. Yeah. Well, you're welcome. Our Latin brothers. Yeah. And sisters. And everyone in between. Yeah. And humans. Yeah. Those two. There must be some of them right there. Yeah, I guess. Can that be sure, right? Yeah. Might be some agents as well, too. Sure. Yeah. To those are welcome. Yeah. I hope you have come in peace. Otherwise you will live in pieces. There you go. There you have it. Yes. Oh, so Matthew, as I want to show you what we know about the plot for rebirth. I want to give you, you know, the owner of reading that verse and the listens. Oh, wow. So I just sent you down on WhatsApp. And I was written on the article by what is it, an empire magazine. So if you are so kind as true. Okay. Okay. Jurassic. Okay. Seven. Jurassic world rebirth. Universal pictures. Scarlett Johansson and. How do I pronounce that? One more reason for me to give you that. My. My. Shala. Ali. My. Shala. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm sorry. I'm mispronouncing it. Don't kill me. Don't hate me. Or if you want to hate me and kill me, go for it. That's okay. So Scarlett Johansson and this person. Ali wait through a field while filming island with director Gareth Edwards from row one. Director of row one and the seventh movie of the franchise. There are members of a team harvesting genetic material from wild dinosaurs that contains life saving compounds. The other parts of the Dino's are as deadly as ever. Yeah, so this is interesting because what we do so far is that, but you remember you guys that Paul and kingdom and. The meaning and them quotations and kill theory that have been said in this universe in which. Like the whole planet is covered in dinosaurs. Right. Oh. The minute even showed us that people are okay with that. No, by the end of it, we even see a child domesticating a dinosaur. Yeah. Before I deactivated my Instagram, I saw someone commenting on our post saying that it doesn't make sense for the world to be covered in dinosaurs. Because they said that sometimes animals escape from zoos and they, I mean, they don't take over the world. And like, like, I thought the comment. I mean, in a way, it makes sense, but then we have to remember that they are using genetic material of like animals that can reproduce quickly and even without mating. So there's that. I mean, I mean, if lions could. Spread like holds or insects. They would probably take over. Some country. Yeah. So I do remember what you mean. I'm searching for it as we talk. So it was quite interesting as a comment because it reminded us specifically that I know animals do escape zoo sometimes and you don't see the whole world being holding penguins and. Lappers. I remember. I mean, I wouldn't mind the world being covered by penguins. I mean, either. I feel like pretty welcome, actually. Yeah. I would love to have a penguin at home. See? Yeah. Isn't there a movie with Jim Carrey? Yeah. With penguins. Yeah. It's like that is penguins. Yeah. Yeah. Mm hmm. Yeah. I never watched it, but I know it exists. It's quite crappy. I mean, it only seems. But it's there. Surely not. Talking about Jim Carrey. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. Something like that. Yeah. Is going to be removed from Netflix. Oh, no. On the 30th of this very bump. So, if you haven't watched it, this is your chance to do so. Really? Oh, man. Well, there is also, um, the hidden adventure, the hidden adventure that was being removed as well. And also, you guys better learn if you're going to play that. And many people will say, "Thank God." I come on. Why must you hate it that much? I mean, come on, guys. Not that bad, right? Right? I must be so cruel, Matthew. Right. Anyways, oh, we go. Oh, hold on back to penguins. Uh, there's this, like, species of penguins that's, like, big. And the emperor penguin, something like that. Yeah. So, they don't have any natural predators on the wild. So, when they see humans, they get curious about humans and they approach humans too. You know, like, what is that? Let's, let's see it. And that's actually why they actually make friends with humans. Because, you know, they don't see humans as a threat because they don't have natural predators. Oh, would you look at that? Not even leopard seals? No, they don't. They don't prey on the emperors. Oh, my. Okay. Huh. That's curious. Land predators. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Now that helps a bit more. Because I remember watching the commentary and one of the more that was devoured. So it was like, was that just a one off them? So, man. It was like the seal going off script. And they were like, Hey, Jimmy, don't we? You don't do that. No, not right now, Jimmy. I'm going to storage it down. Oh, God damn it, Jimmy. So this whole thing, right, is that apparently the animals are now dying in our world. Now they have a COVID implant, but because of the constant change in the climate, especially, the animals now dying due to pollution and some other factors, which I mean. Okay, I guess, but to the scale that they had already covered the planet, they are just going extinct, all of a sudden. And so that's why it's called your hands and the other main characters. They have to go and collect DNA from those species. So interesting plot, especially because if you guys have read the novels, I know method that you are afraid of finishing them. But anyways, my heart. You guys will know that that's measured in the novels, you know, the properties. Like the properties of maybe getting some kind of medicine from extinct species. Yeah, I mean, it's quite possible. It's not a, yeah, or a stupid idea at all. The medical substances, one could extract, you know, from our not scaly friends. Yeah, see, because we all know now that they didn't have scales. I'm dead, but yeah. I mean, some more scaly, some more feathery now. Yeah. There's some more scaly and feathery. Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. Hybrids, one might say. Yeah. They can even camouflage themselves. So why not? That's for sure. So that's what we have for the next movie. Now Matthew, I know that you are no longer on Instagram, which is a pity. I know that you have been pressed. So what happened? Will you tell the public why you are no longer there? I don't know. I just got fed up with it. So I was like, okay, you know what? Take a break. I'll get back to it when I feel like it. Okay. Cool. I love it. What if our public intends to reach out? How can they do it? They get. Are you nowhere? I mean, no, I. Yeah. I don't have any other social medias right now. Okay. Well, they can reach me through you. They can message you when you can. Wanting to talk to me. Yeah. Okay. Right. You guys, if you want to talk to Matthew, talk to me, I guess. That's right. If you want to talk to me, you'll have to talk to Daniel. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. That's how we go. There are some numbers here I want to show you. So we. Cool. Yeah. On November 14, if we posted this really stupid thing, it just got that from my Reddit. It might not be the best movie. JB three of course, but that thing is pineapple. Yeah. It changed me my dreams and you got like almost 4000 likes. So that's pretty cool. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Those numbers are insane. But remember the one you had shown me like I had the one that had a whole lot of likes. Well, have a look at it now. See, let's see. Oh, wow. Over six K damn son. That's right. So that's. Nice. Thank you. Community. Indeed. Indeed. Yes. And you know, when you have a look at the insides of it, you just get flogged. Because the number of views on them, they're just fantastic. Because as we. Yeah. So the first one about this panel source there has like, just a small number, 20,000, which I never. But the second one, it's a lot. Hey. Yeah. But the second one has like 98,000. Oh, wow. It's a okay. It is good. But by comparison, not as much. Yeah. Wow. That's just insane. Yeah. Amazing. Yeah. So that's you guys. Now, I guess we are wrapping up because we covered everything and we're running out of time. So, um, I will not ask you, I can people find you because I would have to dox you. Yeah. That wouldn't be nice. Right. Imagine. Angry fans coming to my house wanting to beat me up because I don't know, because they said JP3 is good. Yeah. Ooh. That's right. Okay. Let's give them some reasons to raid your home. Okay. Yeah. That would cause some quite bad reactions. I would probably be put to the stakes. Matthew, what's your opinion on the minion? JP3 is good. Oh, no. Okay. Let's see what else. That has divided our community for a while now. Grant. Okay. Might I get killed? Perhaps. I mean, you know my opinion on that, right? You know who. Yeah. Yeah. I respect it. I respect it. Yeah. Good. I don't. Well, there you have it. Okay. I won't kill you because of it. Yeah. I'm not saying the same. Anyways. Look at that. It's a kitty. Yes. It's a pryocha. Oh, look at that man. Just when the little guy was trying to have some rest, it gets picked up. Oh, he's spurring. Oh. I'm sorry. He was right now because my kid is not here. Oh. Yeah. Kitties make everything better. Yeah. Yeah. Mine was being somewhere else making new kitties. Oh. Okay. Well, I hope he makes a good parent. Oh, well, he's already got a child and he bits that crap out of that kid. Oh, my God. You'll have to take it to the police, man. You can't have it. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's how the world gets healthier. Yeah. Because that's an upgrade for me. Sure. Sure. Yeah. Look at me going to the psychologist. Oh, anyway. Oh, so good. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, who needs therapy? Yeah. Yeah. That's the magic that he would kill us. But yeah. Oh, God. We do have a psychologist among us. Yeah. Yeah. Let's let's pretend we never said anything. Indeed. Jurassic fails. Thank you so much for listening to this episode. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. And, you know, be good to each other. Have a nice day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. We just don't know what the reason is, but they're there. Yeah. They got to have some kind of, I don't. Niche practical issues. Ecological system, you know. Yeah. It must be scavengers, Matthew. Probably. Yeah. You know, because of the mouth size. Yeah. Definitely scavengers. Anyways. Thank you so much, you guys. We'll see you next week. Keep going for this course. Bye-bye. And you have it. Good. Good.