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[MUSIC PLAYING] Hey, what's up, guys? It's Bill Baker. Hey, what's up? It's Jessica. And thank you guys so much for coming and listening to us right here on our podcast. Be sure to check us out Monday through Friday, 6 to 10 a.m. on Power1017. Tons of news and entertainment, prank phone calls, win huge prizes, question of the day with relationships, and so much more. And don't forget to subscribe to our channel and get notifications when we upload new content. Now let's check out another new segment on our podcast. Vermont's to Richie is called Help Me 922. Time now for the Bill and Jessica Audiovault. For today, a woman in Nashville posted the videos of our video going around of her dad. Listing things her mom has said to him that he could never say to her. Ben's your mother has said to me that I can never say to her. Change your pants before we leave, your ass is saying. Number two, be sure to have you look like an axe murderer. That's terrible. This one is my favorite. Fix your shirt so your belly is big enough. [LAUGHTER] I don't have a belly. All of these years I've been saying that I'm for sure. I don't have a belly. Imagine him saying that to her. Right. Approximately 52 cars worth just under $5 million were stolen from a Dallas Fort Worth International Airport. Police say the vehicles were stolen by an organized crime group. Here's one of the victims of the theft who had his truck stolen. I don't even know how I would act. I don't even know how I would act. It might be a cool stolen. When I had checked under my toll tag account and I saw that on Saturday night, it was on the tollway in Houston, on the Harris County tollway. The last thing I want to do when I come home is worry if my car's stolen the garage or not. Yeah, unbelievable. I'd be fine. What? If your car was stolen-- I mean, it happened to me before. You'd be fine. Nobody would be fine. I have my fridge and I have gap. I'm straight. So do we. Let's deal it. Please. So what happens? It's stolen. You report it. But then you don't have a vehicle. Well, you go get another one. You don't just go get another one like nothing. I mean, what-- It's like a nuisance. Like, your car is stolen. Please take it. You're weird. I was at the Philadelphia Airport. This was years ago. I parked my car there with the window down and left the keys in the ignition. Well, that's your fault. And I left it there for a week. Why? Guess what? No one took it. Well, that's because they didn't want that. Where's that chocolate cake? Love morning cake. I want to make a carrot cake. Today is national cake day. Yes, today is national cake day, by the way. National cake day. Yeah, and I'm talking about, like, the cake you eat. Not the cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake. [LAUGHTER] The what? Yeah, the cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake. Misseltoe is out at work parties for some crazy reasons. [MUSIC PLAYING] People are worried, though, possibly catch a sexual harassment complaint, though. [MUSIC PLAYING] I don't know. I was lucky for a Misseltoe headband. Oh, a headband. Yeah. Well, apparently, Misseltoe is dying out at work parties, because, you know-- Because it's too-- It's a little bit too much. A Misseltoe headband. And I have Misseltoe that I hang in this one part of the house, so that when we go under it, we have to kiss. Oh, oh, yeah. We got a Misseltoe picture. I forget what the saying is. Something-- something-- I don't know. Kiss me under the Misseltoe or something like that. Yeah, something like that that we got the other night. So a 22-year-old TikTok influencer in Florida got arrested after stealing hundreds of dollars worth of stuff from Target and posting the evidence on social media. Just dumb. We mentioned this a little bit earlier. Here goes the officer talking about it. We actually had one person reach out on Instagram and say, hey, I want to remain anonymous, but here's their name and date of birth and their Instagram handle. So from there, we were able to look up her social media and even find on TikTok. She posted a video that day of herself going to Target, buying these items, and then taking them home with her. Everything was documented. Even the outfit that she wore, she was like her getting ready with the outfit and even her glasses and all of that matches in the TikTok with the attempt to identify photo that we put out. You big dummy. It was just dumb. Yeah, just post it up online. So dumb. Do it for the like, do it for the gram. Florida mom was arrested after she threatened lift drivers with a gun at McDonald's. She dropped the gun and ended up shooting her teenage daughter in the shoulder by accident. Here goes the judge explaining the charges. You are arrested for aggravated assault with other weapon battery and culpable negligence during the gun shot until the June 11th and shot. So it's $5,000 on each of those counts. No contact directly or indirectly with the victims. Do you understand? You big dummy. Jeez. Yeah. Dummy. I know you mentioned these stories earlier, Jess. Wiz Khalifa was performing in a club in Thailand when a fan started throwing cash at him on stage. Wiz called him out, asking him kindly not to do that. He says, I'm not a stripper. This guy right here. Stop throwing money over the stairs. Throw me the hill. I'm not a stripper, though. Because it's pretty fun, buddy. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was for people. [CHEERING] He says I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Why was this dude throwing cash? Who cares? Give it. His own cash. Throw it. Throw it. What a waste. If I come through a remote and you want to start throwing money-- You hit it. That would be you. Also, I know you talked about this earlier. A website is looking for somebody to watch 25 Christmas movies in 25 days. In exchange, you get $2,500 subscription to streaming services for a year and a free blanket. So there you go. 25 Christmas movies. They better be good ones. They better not be like dumb ones. Right of review. Yeah. What are they going to do like health? That's your favorite. Now my fave. Phil. My favorite. Oh, did it used to be? I like-- what's his name? Will. Will Ferrell. Yeah. Yeah. But there was a point where you were like, I really like that movie. Just come on, give it a break. Well, because of Will Ferrell, I think Will Ferrell's funny. So you like it. I think it's all right. But I think I'm kind of-- What's your favorite? I think I'm kind of over it. No, my favorite of all time, and it's always been. Is National Lampoons. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. National Lampoons is the greatest of all time. Yes. That's my absolute favorite. OK. So other than that, I can watch that a million times and not get sick of it. Yeah. But yeah, I'll watch it. I'll watch it all the time. I'll watch it probably once a share. And it'd be like, OK. And then you'll be good with it. Yeah. After just that one time. Yeah. And we'll probably watch a Christmas story, maybe once a share. And be like, OK. What about Home Alone? Do you like any of those? I do like all the Home Alones. You do, too. Yeah, the Home Alones. I love you. Oh, my God. I love you. Oh, my God. That's from Home Alone, too. Now he's getting into character. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's from Home Alone, too. I do like the Home Alone. What else? What's another good one? Tracy and I have been watching a lot of the, you know, Homelar ones. There's a couple of good Netflix. There's a lot of Christina Milian that's pretty good. I said on Netflix. Yeah. This new this year, you know. There are some good ones. There used to be one back in the day we used to watch. And I don't know if it was on Lifetime. Or maybe it was just a Christmas movie. It was out. But it had Don Chito in it. And it's called Three Days. So there was like problems with the husband and wife. They were like going through something and he, the husband was cheating on the wife with his secretary or something like that. But she was like this very good loyal wife, like hometown girl wife, you know, like she was just like, and she loved Christmas. And I don't know. He would like, he was nasty to her, you know, or whatever. And she was just kept like, she didn't know he was cheating. But, you know, she knew something was going on. And he was just like, I got to go. I got to go work. I got to work late. And she was just like, into Christmas. She wanted to just like, it was just two of them. And she loved like putting up the Christmas tree and decorating. And she was all about family, you know. So anyway, so it's in here he is up at the office cheating with a secretary or whatever. So anyway, so she ends up catching him cheating. They like an arguing and she catches him cheating. Like it catches him in a lie or catches something while they're at home or something like that when he came home late. And she ends up like leaving to go walk the dog. She's like, I got to get out of this house, like, you know, the apartment while she gets hit by a car and she dies. Oh my, you're lying. Yeah. Well, the guy is like devastated. I mean, the, the husband, you know, so then Don Cheadle comes as the angel. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And then he says, and he takes him back three days prior. And he says things could have been different. Yeah, but he doesn't tell him that you can change it. He just says, well, because he, because he says his one wish was I just wish I could just go back, you know, and like redo this whole, you know, so he like tries to change his whole life. Gets rid of the secretary. Like his whole life, he tries to change. And I'm getting like chills thinking about it because it's such a good movie, it's such a good movie. So he goes back and he tries to change everything he's doing. And he's like, now he's like over the top and love trying to like impress his wife. His wife's like, what are you doing? Like, why, what is all this about? Like why, you know, and it gets down to that night again. And she's like, I'm going to take the dog for a walk. And then you got to watch a movie and see what happens. Oh, and he's like, please don't go. I'll go walk the dog. Please don't go. You want me to tell you the ending? Yes, he goes chasing her. Like, please don't walk the dog. He jumps in front of the truck and pushes her out of the way. Yeah. And then you got to watch the end. Then you got to watch the end because Don Cheeto is so good in that movie, so good. So I did that really like boosted my thoughts on him as an actor like just in that movie. So all right, it's called three days. Yes, OK. Yes, this is a Christmas movie. Yeah, because it's Christmas. OK, all right, it's all around Christmas. All right, I'm pretty sure. She loves Christmas and all that. Yes, I'm pretty sure it's called three day. I'm pretty sure it's called that. OK, I'll look it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's good. It's good. And then the girl, I don't know. The girl is somebody too. She's an actress who's been a couple of the things. All right, it might be hallmark. It might be lifetime, something like that.