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The Latest On Grant Setting Up His Buddy With His Barber

A few weeks ago, Grant tried to set up his buddy with his barber, and we have a new story to unravel here.
Duration:
17m
Broadcast on:
26 Nov 2024
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You're going to watch just there if you'd like. So I've got an update for you. This is huge. You want to just get people up to speed really quickly on previously on Grant and Danny? On a previous episode of Grant and Danny, in a world. So Grant goes to get his haircut. And at the haircut, place. Place to be named later. Yeah. It's not important where it is. The person happens to be a woman, and she happens to be really attractive. And it's fine. I would go as far as to say. It's fine. Really, really attractive. Yes. Yes. Now, Grant married. Great. Cutting here. Yes. Yes. Grant's a married dude. I am. And what Grant does, the same thing that I now have done as a married person, there's nothing new for me. I've opted out. Right? I have no more eligibility left. I'm done. I've sacrificed it. I'm very happy. There's no open transfer portal. There's no NIL. There's nothing. It's just me in a commute. You and Davos, we need Clemson. You ain't going anywhere. We got nothing. 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This guy's in the dunker spot. Let me throw it up. So I told him, and that was kind of the original part of the story that I brought up on the air. And the reason I felt uncomfortable was I had gotten out of the chair and no sooner than I got back to my car, I texted my buddy and I'm like, dude, dude, you got to come get your haircut here. I asked for this person, book with her, book the appointment with her. And then when she cuts your hair, you got to try to get her number and like, see what happens. Obviously not while she's cutting your hair and you're sitting in the chair, but then she's trapped. Where could she go? Yeah. She's at work. You don't want to, that's like borderline harassment. And so you don't want to do it that way. But you can figure this out. You can connect some dots here. Now I may have told multiple friends, which is probably a little bit of a bridge too far. I told two friends that they should go get their haircut from them, not to create some kind of competition or anything, but just because they're both looking for someone, if I could say that. And she's someone. She's someone. Yeah. And I would like for them if she was that someone, okay, as a good friend. So that's where we were. Then the last update I gave you was that my buddy went to the place to get his haircut. Haircut number one. He booked an appointment. He went there. She was the only person cutting hair. He had booked through the website to make sure that she cut his hair. Requested her and everything. Yeah. He sits in her chair. I thought he would do the thing where he's like, oh, we don't see eye to eye. I'm not really that interested, whatever. He was very interested. He saw what I saw. There's interesting. So a lot of the same attributes and things that we liked about her, right? Grant's one of the is a cross checker. He's at one of the higher rated scouts. Exactly. He comes in. He's got a good scatter. GM agreed with my scouting report. Yes. So everything went well, but then they do the thing where she kind of walks you over to pay, but then there's someone sitting at the desk and he thought it would be weird with an audience right there and he didn't want to follow her back to her seat. So he kind of is in an awkward situation with, you know, this person sitting there while he's trying to pay doesn't say anything leaves and goes home and he has to call me with his tail between his legs to say, I got my haircut. Everything went great. I didn't ask for her number. Didn't advance this in any way. So now we're going. You got to be kidding me. Where do we go from here? You got to go back and get your haircut. Well, Danny, here's your update. He was back getting his haircut yesterday. He got his haircut again for the second time in two weeks. Second haircut and this time, everything went great. Sounds like the conversation was wonderful. He was still very intrigued. He did the thing that you and I had come up with the plan, really, my wife had kind of come up with it, but we hatched this plan where at the end, you go pay, you do the tip, you do all that stuff. There's this, you know, third person that's standing there. And she goes back to her chair, he follows her back over and he just hands her a little piece of paper. He'd written his number on and he says, Hey, I hope this isn't inappropriate. And I hope that this doesn't make you uncomfortable. If it does, you know, please forgive me. If you ever want to go on a date, I would love to take you on a date. My number is right here and he handed it to her and she kind of did like a blush. He kind of smiled and said, thank you, and he left. And so he called and told me that. I think that's pretty good. Now, when, when, when, like if I'm like, I hope this isn't inappropriate, it probably would be because I'm a gargoyle. Yes. He's got abs and he's handsome, handsome. So it's not inappropriate. The difference between inappropriate and wow, I'm so lucky that this guy wants to take me on a date is just, am I attracted to this person? There you go. So I thought this is pretty good. Now, the reason I love this is you put the ball in her court. If she's uncomfortable, she never has to contact you again. She has to nothing. Yes. And by the way, if she never contacts you again, never go in. You don't need to get your haircut again. You've talked to her for the final time. Or you can keep your every two weeks schedule just to see what happens. Correct. Yeah. But if she contacts you, business is booming. A couple hours later, he gets attacked. Come on. Gets attacked. Come on. She says, hello, it's her, the person. You made me blush. And she goes on to tell him, she's not really looking to date right now. But thank you very much. I hope you understand. And I'd like to basically continue to have you as a client. I hope this doesn't change our relationship. You can keep coming in. He takes this as this is really bad because she uses the word client. Yep. And she doesn't want it to mess with her business. So she's basically letting him down by saying, hey, we're not going to date, but please keep coming in and getting hair every two weeks. It's great because I love cutting your hair and we can have this business relationship. I take that still very positively because she didn't have to text in her number at all. If she wanted to just keep this on the client basis, you never have to reach out. You make that very clear by never texting him. And the next time he comes in, it's like nothing ever happened. He just sits down in the chair because, you know, he's back for another haircut. You keep it professional and you never mentioned it again. He never mentions it again. I think even though she said, essentially, I'm not ready to date, she didn't say no. She open ended. I'm not ready to date. And she texted you giving you her number, which she didn't have to do enough to do that. So he's taking this as a massive L. I'm taking this as a minimal L. Ryan, you seem like you're chomping at the bit over there. Yes, because I think it's not Noah at all. I mean, she literally said, I don't want to date right now. I want to continue to have this professional client relationship. Yes. But right now, not in a week that is important right now. Here's the thing. Like, I think he should keep his options open here and well, he's not putting all his eggs in this basket. That's fair. You could put a few eggs in this basket while, you know, keeping your other eggs or wherever else. Quote, I'm not ready to be dating right now. I have a lot going on. Okay. Here is. I'm sorry. Okay. Here is my personal belief. This is merely a, can you just climb over this little obstacle there? I'm not going to make this that easy where you can just get your haircut a couple times, waltz in, sweep me off my feet and I'm that, you know, readily available for you. But see, this is where we get into a sticky situation, whereas guys think this is some big game where the girls like, I want you to break through this wall and the girls like, I'm saying no, please. I'm literally put a wall up. Leave me alone. I think the, the, in this really isn't funny, but it's a funny joke as a comedian tells it. But like Bill Burr, this joke where he's like, you know, they say no means no. He's like, no means no, and no means maybe you're kidding. I was like, no, you're so bad in this case. I think we need to be careful with how we're, we're reading this. But I guess my point is if she's saying we're never going to date, I don't do that. She could have said, hey, I don't date clients. I would never do that, but I really appreciate the offer. It's flattering. And I hope this doesn't change anything. That is not the tone of this text. I think it's simply a, a small obstacle course. That's all. That's how it reads to me. Now, obviously if she says something more definitive and declarative, then you, then you just, you, you pop smoke, get out of there pretending to never happen to go get your haircut somewhere else. But to me, there, there is still an opening there where it's like, I'm not really ready right now. Well, maybe you could be ready. If we all, we can have coffees, just two people sitting in the room together. I told them to respond and say, if you ever want to get together, we'll go to a movie or hike going to hike or, you know, I don't know what skinny people do, but like, do some weird skinny people crap. We're going to do some setups together. Yeah. Let's do some fit people stuff. What do fit people do? They could probably figure that out so that the next text is very important here. 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A few weeks ago, Grant tried to set up his buddy with his barber, and we have a new story to unravel here.