Brad and John - Mornings on KISM
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And you want my knucklehead, what are your qualifications? 930 knucklehead with Brad and John. You two knucklehead, K-I-S-M. Who did a turkey fry on Thursday? Brad and John, K-I-S-M with your 930 knucklehead runners up. I'm sure yours turned out better than the folks in Connecticut whose turkey ended up frying the house a three million dollar mansion burned down. 25 people gathered at this 10,000 square foot mansion having a party Thursday afternoon, but nobody minding the turkey fryer in the garage and that thing got out of control and the next thing you know the whole place went up. Nobody was injured. Thankful for that. 11 bedroom house gone. And then also a runner up today, the New York Jets. Yeah boy, the Seahawks spot the Jets, a 14 point lead. The Seahawks fumble on three separate kickoff returns. Two of them recovered by the Jets. The Seahawks give up a 99 yard kickoff return and they block one of our extra points and they still lose. But our 930 knucklehead winner today. That's the deputy directing traffic that wasn't there. He thought he saw it because of everything he had been drinking. This was last week. Deputy Paige, a former deputy of the year award winner, was out in front of Skyview Elementary School in LaZella, Georgia. In his plane, in his plane clothes, with patrol car parked, he's out in front of the school directing traffic. You know, making all the gestures and everything. The only thing is there's no cars. Uh oh. There's no vehicles anywhere in sight, but he's out there in the intersection waving people here and pointing people there. And it was all because Deputy Paige had been hitting the Mike's harder lemonade that was in his car. There was an open can of that. An unopened can of natural light that was going to be next. When a school board member said Deputy, Deputy Paige, something's what's wrong. None of your business was what the deputy told us. You know, and we speculated what the conversation must have been like inside the school when the kids are looking out and seeing the police officer get arrested. But imagine the conversation he has when he gets downtown. What are you doing here? I'm sure as soon as he got downtown, the plaque got taken down for Deputy of the Year, our 930 Knucklehead winner today. Thanks to the Rockfish Grill and the Anacortist Brewery. The Brad and John Show, home of the 930 Knucklehead. Powered by the Rockfish Grill and Anacortist Brewery. Serving Northwest food and great beers. And on tap now, the Knucklehead Red. Delicious new brew. Perfect for any day. Check out the menu, event schedule, and live music lineup at anacortistrockfish.com. Located on the corner fourth in commercial in downtown Anacortist. Don't be a Knucklehead. Get to the Rockfish Grill.
The former "deputy of the year" who was busted for drunkenly directing "imaginary traffic" outside an elementary school!