Brad and John - Mornings on KISM

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An HOA in Florida was having residents' cars towed out of their driveways because their tabs were expired...a guy who robbed a store in Japan was caught thanks to his huge face tattoo...and a man tried to get a discount at Denny's by pretending to be a cop!

Duration:: 4m
Broadcast on:: 27 Nov 2024
Audio Format:: other

We interrupt this program to bring you a special report. I can't believe this news. Here's Brandon Jones. We got some homeowners down in Florida beefing with their HOA. And you know, maybe the HOA, we'll call a tow company to haul away a car that's maybe illegally parked in the neighborhood. But this homeowners association in Florida, the homeowners are beefing with the HOA because they took it upon themselves to have tow trucks come and tow cars away that didn't have their registration stickers or their tabs paid for. If the tabs had gone by and the registration had slipped, they were getting cars towed right out of the parking lot. The tow trucks would come up there. One lady's got the video on her on her ring camera. The tow truck driver pulls up into the driveway, walks up, shines a light on the on the license plate. Even though the car's backed in, he goes in there and hooks it up and tows it on out of there because they didn't have their tabs paid for. Is that really a reason to go? I guess so. Yes. That's a bizarre story. I'm going to give you a 930 knucklehead nominee right here. This comes to us from Japan. We have had stories like this in the past, but this one is an especially egregious error, I guess you would say. In Japan, now these are the people who commit crimes and they have distinguishing tattoos on their body and you don't want to, you know, that people are going to remember you. Well, in Japan, tattoos and big, big body tattoos and in many cases are associated with the, they're calling the Yakuza or the Yakuza, that is their version of the mafia and those who are in that gang have those tattoos. And so there are a lot of people in, in Japan are hesitant to get tattoos because they do not want to be associated with the mob. And this guy who is not in the, the mob in any way, he shows up at a play. He does a whole, he's 49 year old guy. This is last week, he does a whole bunch of shoplifting at a place. He steals a whole bunch of items and then runs out of there. Well they've got people remember what he looks like and they've got him also on video. He head butts the clerk in the face just so the clerk gets a face full of this guy's tattoo and his tattoo on his face is covered with a snake tattoo. I mean covered. This is like Mike Tyson face tattoo times three bright green snake on the face. And then the guy ends up as he's leaving dropping a couple bottles of coffee that he had and some baked goods. He ends up getting out of there with absolutely nothing but they do a good job of identifying this guy. I'm going to put the squeeze on everybody. Everybody knows who it is with the snake wrapped around most of his face. They put the video on TV and the guy ends up getting busted. Oh he also had his tongue surgically forked. Well he's going for a whole theme I think there. And finally out of Youngstown, Ohio there's a 32 year old man named Jermaine Young. He didn't. He wasn't Jermaine Young when he walked into Denny's recently. He asked the server about you guys offer a law enforcement discount. He said of course we do. We love and respect our law enforcement. So he flashed some kind of detective badge and sat down for his moons over my hammy or whatever the hell a grand slam breakfast he was going to order. And he got the bill reduced. And then he slapped down some money on the counter to pay for his reduced bill and walked on out. Well the employees later found out the money left on the table was counterfeit. So they called the cops and the cops said yeah well what was this guy's deal? Well he came in and said he was a cop. So they went and looked at the footage and everything and they said yeah that guy's not a cop and he shouldn't have had a badge. So they're able to track him down and now he's facing charges of not only impersonating a police officer and criminal simulation but also theft and counterfeiting. Well I'm going to trip to Denny's. I'm going to put all that at risk. I want to do it at a four star restaurant five star restaurant on Denny's.