[MUSIC] Yes, sir, time to crank up the big, the bodice and the boom shackle lockers, baby. I am the captain, we have the sport through and this my friends is a Thanksgiving can crush it Tuesday. Now, we didn't record last week, I was a little bit under the weather and fighting some junk off, thanks kids. But you know what, we had to rally up, we had to get together. So I'm double clutching what we used to call back in a day, the rod gardeners. Those are the 50, 50 beverages, very delicious, very potent. You got to be careful with that heavy hand. Although, I don't even know if Chris knows who rod gardener is. That might predate you. However, we can probably go ahead and just call him Noah Browns because that's about accurate as well, you know, I got a little 50. >> I thought you were about to say, rod the bod, like Ron Frindemore of the caroline hurricane, not quite, it's a good poll, but I'm going rod gardener. That's Marty Schottmheimer Redskins. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That's a dated reference. >> Oh, 50, 50 is what that was. So let's go and get this party started because friends, I am thirsty, I know my voice sounds like crap and it's not just because I was yelling like a maniac at the end of that Dallas Washington game, which was an absolute special team's crap show. So first and foremost, that's right. The one, the only Shannon, the Twitter Terminator, who's going to get absolutely beaten down by Black Friday shopping over the next couple of weeks. How you doing, brother? >> I'm tired, bro, but I'm hanging in there. >> All right. >> I do have a good rod gardener story for you. >> Oh, I like it. Is it better than your Christian later stories? >> So Lily, the other night, she's home from college, she's like, dad, can you make me a drink? She's like, yeah, what do you want? She's like, well, do you have bar cals? Now I got rum. She goes, okay. So I go and find one of my hardy wood cups, but it was a smaller cup. And I grabbed what I thought was a shot glass, but it was like a double shot glass. >> I'm feeling it, I'll put a portion of it, and I'm like, well, there's a room for a little bit of Dr. Pepper in this thing. You win old school sport spru on your own daughter? Wow. >> All right, she goes, she's just a strong. >> Pepper tries and she goes, Shannon, go get a bigger cup for this. This is not good for her. Try trying to get our daughter drunk, train them up, get it ready for college, man. Come on. >> You still haven't had to pause, bud. >> You know, I have that old little buckets and barrels of jungle juice. You know, what's funny to me is at this point, I don't know if it was BuzzFeed or some other random crap, but they were saying that instead of people having like communal liquor jugs, mixed drinks jugs, what they do is they have their own milk jug, right, a gallon, plastic, whatever, and they make their beverages in that. So they have a self-contained personal jungle juice or mixed beverage or screwdriver or whatever. And that's what they use when you go to the parties. That way, nobody can, you know, they know what it is. They know the strength, shouldn't get spiked or anything like that. I'm like, you know what, we were ahead of the curve back in the day, you know, pre-mixing beverages and all that kind of nonsense, right? But that's a smart move, although you probably don't need a gallon of it. That might be a little excessive, however, it is good to pre-mix and be ready to party hard and party smart. So kudos to them. But way to go, McGuffin. Oh, quick question for you. You could have expected the Colts to be Detroit, that's off the table. But I will ask, how do you feel about Richardson Post benching and what the Colts have done post? You know, just basically bringing him back and sitting flacko back down. I was surprised, but I'm well, surprised, but not surprised, right, right? The first game, it looked pretty good, I like to see that accuracy numbers up. Detroit, I texted Randy before the game. I was like, it's going to be a bloodbath, bro. Like I'm not even expecting us to be competitive. Honestly, with the way Detroit's been playing 24 to six is not that bad. No, they only gave up 24 points. That's like, I mean, Detroit, at least it wasn't like 52 to whatever and they're playing it. They didn't get jaguard is what you're telling me or Titan stuff. Yeah. Well, I was going to say I was going to say there was a nice little real going around when the guy remember the Titans, and he's like, I don't want to see them gain another yard. And they're like, this is Dan Campbell in the fourth quarter of 52 to six, you know. Yeah. Yeah, which is funny, but also probably true. Yeah. So who's that one Colts fan who sings like, this is our Colts. That guy gets roasted into a Bolivian after every single loss. And it Rob Lowe, I don't think he's Rob Lowe is a Colts fan, but I'm not sure who it is. No, I have another buddy of mine, he's a big Colts fan. He's like, he's like, he's an all right singer, but like he sings like, this is our Colts or something like that, and every single time we're after the bills beat. Oh, look him up. Yeah. We're going to have to look that up. I don't know that we've prepped for that to drop in this pod, but we're going to have to look that up and see if we can use that for something. I'm excited for how disastrous this could be. Oh, yeah. I'm looking forward to it. All right. The bills of social media people had a funny, a funny good fun and sort of Detroit. It was hilarious. Good. Oh, you know, I think one of my favorite social football team social media drops of the past couple of weeks, obviously we had the Tyson Paul fight, but I love the fact that you had this piece of sheet me a fight. I love the fact you had this piece of sheet metal coming off of the, you know, AT&T stadium or whatever. And so the Texans had a picture and they took the sheet metal and made it an L after they beat that was that was brilliant, man. I don't know who on the social media team did that, but you get an A for the day. That was my race. That was, that was absolutely fantastic, absolutely fantastic. So all right, you hear a lot of voices, let's try to get everybody up in this piece. Randy, dear God, can the 40 otters get healthy? What is going on in San Fran, dude? Yeah. About that. Did the sheet metal land on your team? Like what is happening? It sure as hell feels like it that and the remnants and the bad and curse. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, it's because it especially sucked because up until the point Bosa went out. And a game with Seattle, then Bosa goes out and the Jito goes off, finishes the game off. And then obviously no party injuries are a factor. No Trent. I mean, you had a lot of stuff going on and, you know, Matt and I can kind of chuckle in and yes, to be fair, not that we hate San Francisco, but you do have to remember there is some sports fandom pain born of some playoff misery, FU Colin Kaepernick back in the day from the hands of your very 40 Niners. So there is a certain satisfaction to kick in your ass. I know your team was not the same. I understand that. But we didn't take some satisfaction out of beating your ass. But realistically all kidding aside, like that division is a mess, right? The NFC where everybody's packed in and we're within a game or two of each other. So you know, you can kind of say, well, we got problems, but you're going to have a lot of division games late. And I guess for you, the question is, is there a way out of this other than just getting healthy? A lot of help from other teams be just because we're only everybody, the Rams and the Niners are a game back, a game back from Arizona and Seattle. So it's not out of the question. We play the Cardinals at the last game of the season, which could be at this point when it comes to that division, you need to win the division to get into play. I would say it realistically at this point, yes. So is making the playoffs out of the question? No, obviously getting healthy is going to be a huge, huge help to that. I know the practice window for Dre Greenlaw just opened up this week. So he should be coming back soon. And he was always the firecracker on that defense. He always got everybody hyped. So hopefully getting him back, getting both a healthy, having Ward come back on defense after being gone for bereavement purposes, hopefully that'll help the defense a little bit. Right. Offensively, I look at, I look at all the games missed by all these guys and I'm just going. Oh, it's staggering. It's only like two players on that offense have actually played every single game. And that's the center and then juice check. That's it. Really? Yeah. Well, I mean, everybody but the center, usually you want that to be a ref, not your injury status. So right? Everybody's missed time with injury and it sucks and not having pretty, and that's not having pretty last week. Once I saw that, I was like, no boats on no perdee, no Williams. I messaged me. I was like, you guys are about to kick our ass and joy it. That's pretty much what I have. Exactly what I messaged. Exactly. And Whitfield very much did. Did so. He healed you a little bit in the chat. And I think I put in there, I appreciate all the charitable contributions from Alan and like the turnovers. And look, when C-Mac is fumbling, I know it's late in that game, that game is already out of hand, but there are games that you watch and you just know, like, this is not our day. And that was, that was, that was one of those games. If that was not your day, it was just not. I mean, when the ball gets punched out when his elbows inches from the ground because of like, I mean, that was like some weird matrix position shit, the way that they just got in there at the last second. So a little crazy. Those little girls. You know, it was, it was, it's frustrating. It's frustrating because I know how good this team can be, it's not like we changed a lot of personnel. No. And yeah, it's, it feels like this season's cursed and you know, I can bitch about the mad curse all I want. But no, it's the injury bug that's how many times have any of our teams been taken out because of the injury bug, especially in a promising season. Oh, it's sports. Everybody gets railed by it at some point. It's, you know, I mean, it's impossible to avoid it, but it does feel like the 40 dollars have had. Really bad. Injury bugaboos for years. I think it's been really bad. I mean, yeah, they've had injuries, but it's just feels like it's been compounded this year. The law of average is catching up. Yeah. Perpetual play gun. Hey, Randy, what's a time sample for Bosa? Is he week to week? I would assume so, it's in a bleak injury and even though it looks, even it's going down into the hip itself, that's kind of where the crux of it is. So it's really going to depend on just, yeah, how healthy he can get. He's a bit. He's a bit dude. I don't expect him back right away because that's, I mean, everything with being an head rusher is like all dependent on how you can like kind of do toward your body. Are we, is he like related to Phoebe from friends, maybe a little bendy. Incidentally, that loss is at the Seahawks. This is, this is where I think you guys have, have deeper issues than just the injuries, but the injuries are obviously a critical part, but the way this year is going, when they lost to Seattle, that was their third divisional loss when they had a lead in the last two minutes of the game. Like that's problematic because that, you know, they're struggling to finish in division, right? There's opportunity there, Randy, you got to get people back on field. Yes. I handle, like there's just things, man. And I hope this doesn't morph into, you know, the old proverbial nacho Doritos, like it's nacho year kind of kind of deal. We'll see where this goes, but I'm afraid with the NFC West, it's, I don't, I don't trust, I certainly don't trust the Cardinals. The Seahawks have some moments in the Rams. I like Puka. I like Cooper cup. I like Stafford, but I just don't think they have enough on the defensive side. They're not consistent. They're not consistent. So I really don't trust anybody. So there's opportunity space for one of these teams to take the division. But by God, you got to get, you better hope you get both of back on field. Obviously Trent Williams, and then party, the party back on back and just go. I haven't looked at the 40 that are scheduled. So I'm not sure. I got it up right now. Who do they have over the next month? They play the bed. Are they play the bills? Which unfortunately? No. That's going to be a miracle if you don't take an L in that game. We've got the Bears, which I think if y'all can beat Rams, that could, y'all can win that. Well, plus his division dolphins. Where is that at? Miami. It's in Miami. It's in Miami. Depends on how healthy your team is. Exactly. If anybody knows how to beat McDaniel, it's going to be Shannon. Yeah, but Tyreke he'll get arrested before the game it's over, man. Tyreke. And then let me play the lines and then there's he's. So I feel like if we at least go four and two or the next, the last, I could think y'all can win the division. Yeah. Well, I think you're going to have to go four and two. I'm hard pressed to see you getting a win. That's not like, look, football, any given something like strange shit happens, man. It's just the reality that I fell. And you're upside, you know, this is one of those things where you say, well, what's the formula ceiling? Well, if they're healthy, you don't feel that's pretty high, right? But I think four and two is a pretty reasonable spot because I'm hard pressed to see them being able to get over on Detroit and Detroit's definitely the team to be in the industry this year. Right. Get over on Buffalo for right now. I mean, I just, I'm hard pressed to see that. So you're going to have to clean up the rest, the rest of that schedule and hope that, you know, because the NFC West is so packed in that there's, there's a lane for y'all because I don't know, man, we're going to have to see a lot of stuff shakes out, but it's not feeling good for because that you'd think the NFC North is a three team, three playoff team division. For sure. Right. You'd think that and South could be to South could be. Bucks could win that one. Buck bucks. I think the, I think the bucks are going to steal that. I don't trust Atlanta, I don't, I just don't, but you never know, but you could have two out of the, two out of the South. If Washington doesn't completely collapsed, you'd think they have a road to be a wild car team and then Philly, you know, whatever. So I don't, it's going to be, it's going to be tough. So yeah, four and two, I think is what you're going to need to do and hope to steal the division, man. Minimal non-winds to win that division. Yeah. Yeah. I'd say, I'd say, I'd say, I will, I will say the two take a look. Other ways are sure that I got out of this game other than get healthy. Hey Brock birdie. Yeah. Because he's given this team a chance to win every single game he's, that he's played this season. Yeah. And I hate to say it, man. I hate to say it, but Sorensen's got to go as the defensive coordinator and hope to God that, you know, hey, Robert Salas available. Exactly. So maybe he's not really available, but, but you know, it's helping out. Yeah. Yeah. He's just along for the ride. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. That's okay. That's okay. I mean, to potentially to get Sala back as a defensive coordinator would be huge because of the energy he brought as a DC. So it's just defense wasn't horrible when he was head coach. So it's not like he forgot how to play. No. Well, the jets are in burn. I mean, that that's the whole thing's in meltdown. I mean, Robert Sala was the first person that, you know, hit the chopping block and clearly in retrospect, I'm not saying he did everything right, but that was like low hanging fruit to fire the coach, right? Cause now, now what Joe Douglas got, Das Boot, I mean, that's just the jets are a dumpster fire. You don't know what they're going to do with the area. Who knows? We'll get to all that. It's a mess. But I mean, given the amount of teams that are probably going to fire their head coaches, coaching cycle, Robert Sala might have an opportunity to be a head coach again, maybe. Very true. So I don't know that that's a mix that actually never got a fair shot. I mean, Zach Wilson dumpster fire, yeah, he even got hurt the first year to not even give them a like a full shot of who he was. Yeah. And they dealt with Zach Wilson. Yeah. They got Aaron Rodgers had to deal with Zach Wilson again, cause Rogers got hurt. Yep. And then like he's just perpetually dealt with bullshit. He did 10 years a chance. Yeah. It's terrible. Well, yeah. And their offensive line has been a huge source of weakness, plenty of skill position, not enough lines. But coach the shit out of a defense. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. And Randy, you might, you might need that. So maybe they can sweeten the pot, though, though bags of cash at him in a seven kids and his seven kids. Yeah. Why not? All right. Anyway, all right. I mean, kids, all right, Whitfield, 38 points was not enough for you in this 49ers Packers game. I understand that. All right. So my question for you, as you get greedy here, how good do you feel about where the Packers are at post by, um, I mean, that, that's kind of a tough game to fully evaluate because the 49ers weren't right, but realistically looking at your path and, and at the Packers path and the division, we figure clearly detroit is your NFC favorite. Minnesota has has had some moments. Sam Darnell looked like he came back down the earth, but they survived Chicago and I thought, man, I thought Chicago was going to find a way to beat them. I really did. I shouldn't fool myself in the Chicago winning anything, but still, I don't really trust Minnesota. I don't. But all that being said, the Packers obviously control their own destiny. But how do you feel about the back end of the season with where they're at at this moment? I think they're in a very good position. I just think they need a little bit of tweaks, nothing significant. He looked a lot better, um, as far as like throwing the ball, he didn't force much of anything. Um, this past Sunday, I don't think he threw any picks, did he? If he didn't, he wasn't exactly great either. He wasn't great. He didn't have to be when you, when you're running his backs, got you with the hat trick was, I mean, and look, I, look, I miss Aaron Jones. Don't get me wrong. I do. I love Aaron Jones and the Sombrero and all that, all that rigmarole. But Josh Jacobs is essentially like a bell cow back. And that was a great signing. He's a great fit. You know, he's a, he's a, and the thing about Jacobs is he's a, he'll run between, um, the guards. Correct. And Aaron Jones is more of a, right, he'll run wherever, but Aaron Jones was more beneficial when he could go off the ends and everything. There is a part of me that kind of wishes they've been able to keep, you know, have Jacobs and then have, and then have, that would have been fantastic because you could, you could, you could smartly use Jones in certain situations. I, it's just a shame. He was such a good packer. Um, it's just a shame they couldn't, but I get it. And you see what they're doing and I understand, I understand. So, um, yeah, I've, I feel pretty good. I still think Jordan loves got a little bit of that, what the far, but at least he didn't give us any of those Levis surrender Cobra moments this past, you know, this, this past week, I'll take that as a plus and I'll take that as a win. So if you look at the schedule the rest of the way, we got the dolphins, I once it changed the narrative and everything. Yeah. I think that that should be the best Thanksgiving game of the day. No, I will say the Giants and Cowboys could be so fucking off, excuse me, so awful that maybe it turns into a good game, uh, maybe because the Cowboys see me, they're oh and five at home this year. It's so weird. They're four and two on the road, four and two on the road and oh, and five at home. Like what kind of dumpster fires that? So who knows? Maybe a piece of sheet metal comes down and takes out somebody on the giant squad. Who knows? Or takes out Jerry takes out the Lord, but I, so that game could be so ugly that maybe it's good, but it does feel like dolphins, Packers, you know, and Detroit Chicago, Chicago might give them a good half, but does anybody think Chicago's winning that? No. Detroit has not won. Yeah. Detroit hasn't won in past seven things, good in days. Maybe not, but this is a different Detroit team there on a mission and, you know, you know, they're in no mercy mode. So if they can embarrass them or run over them or whatever, man, they're going to go at it. Uh, I still think they're very salty about some officiating things last year and just not finishing an MC championship game. They're on a mission. They're defense. I don't think they've given up a touchdown in like 10 quarters or something ridiculous and they haven't given up a touchdown. I want to say in the second half of their last three games. So you know, they clearly they'd be better with hutch on field, but they're balling right now. They do have some injury issues. It's a little bit of a concern, but that's a team that's on a mission. And I don't, I don't trust either flus for anything as far as critical decision making in games. It's not there. He's going to be gone after this year, my opinion. Caleb has looked good since they bring in Shayla Jordan. Hey, Caleb has that offense has been more productive. They have played better and they played Minnesota tough. I'll give them credit. It's a division game. So you'd never really know. I would say Chicago might be able to give them a game for a chunk of it, but I don't think anybody really thinks Chicago is going to win that. I think the most compelling game really is green Bay in Miami because it's cold, right? And part of the narrative with Miami is they can't go anywhere and win in the cold. So it's a big deal, you know, they're flirting with trying to survive to be in the playoff race. And obviously they've been way better with to under center. He's played very well, you know, kicking what was it? The Patriots last week kicking their ass doesn't mean a whole bunch. It's nice. You get to win, but if they can go to green Bay and obviously I hope they lose, but if they can go to green Bay and win in the cold on a short week, that's a huge, huge statement game. And that means they're going to be, what is it that Andrew Brant likes to say, the come running team? You know, Miami would be the come running team at the end of the year, right? As long as two of stays on the field. So this to me is the most compelling story of the Thanksgiving games. Although I hope green Bay kicks the rest, but it, and I also think it could end up being a pretty good game. Well, and you got to be careful with this one because this, this is a trap game. This is a classic trap game. Hmm. I'm not. I'm not looking at the trap. It's a trap. I'm not going to pass them. So after the dolphins, we get a week and a half till we go on my looks like Sunday night. Oh, it's a Thursday. They flexed it. Packers Alliance in Lambo, they're doing Thursday to Thursday. Yeah. It looks like it. That's like the first time. That makes sense, though, because they each play this week tomorrow. Oh. And then they got to see Hawks in Seattle, which Rams can be rooting for the Packers. Oh, my God. Yeah. Do you believe in miracle? I need those fuckers to lose. Then we get the Saints in Lambo, then we get the Vikings. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't, we're still a wild card. So. Oh, yeah. Nobody's. I don't think anybody's taking that division from Detroit. No, but unless something really screwy happens. I just don't see it. Well, here's the funny. Here's the funny part. They, Detroit, this is, yeah, they get the Bears, which is what you do. But then they play the Packers and then the Bills back to back and then depending on the Niners, how they're, if they get right, they still have to play the Niners. So who knows? Okay. To be fair, that's a tough month. I mean, they get the Bears to those in the next five games, it's Bears, Packers, Bills, Bears, 49ers, and they're ending it with the Vikings. Wolf. Yeah. Chicago, that's Detroit Detroit. Detroit. Well, I just pulled up Minnesota. So Cardinals, Falcons, Bears, Seahawks, Packers, Lions. That feels like way too many games. Did you add something in there? No. So no, I'm sorry. Yes. Yeah. One, two, three, four, five, six. Yeah. Okay. All right. So the Packers winning the division is not. No, I guess if they finished strong, but I mean, either way that, that's, that's, that's a tough, that's a get your ass ready for the playoff schedule, right? That's what that is. teens have a frickin hard-ass. I'm not, you know, I'm not convinced. I'm still not a believer in stand Arnold. I don't care that they are. No. No, no, he's come down to earth. He's a placeholder. Yeah. I believe in O'Connell and I think he's a placeholder for Aaron Rodgers. Maybe. If you're, if you're going to complete the far mark, the far mark, I'll, I'd be curious. This, this is kind of a tangent jump. And obviously the giants are a disaster. But yet that look, look, look, there's only one, look, look, there's only one New York team. There's only one New York team, right? And that is the Buffalo Bills, sir, those new Jersey teams don't count. And that's right. We're going to bring in Chris. Mozilla, and this is system of a down BYOB. But what this really stands for is bring, bring your own, bring your own build. Oh, yes. That's what this is. That's, that's impeccable. I, I'm honored with that. You should be. So all right, Chris, Chris, I know we topping jumped a lot right there. Okay. All kidding aside, I'm going to circle back to you in a moment, but I do want to finish this thought. Danny Dimes, Matt, you are joking about this at the night and there was some chatter about him with Baltimore. As far as I was, as of right now, he's not silent with anybody and nobody has to pay for him. No, no, all the extra. I joked right about him going to Buffalo to stick to the day bowl. That would be hilarious. I don't think it's where he's going to go. But I do like, I could see a path to Minnesota because of the same Darnell situation in McCarthy because it would give him time to learn under O'Connell, right? And then maybe be ready for next year and they're a playoff team. But if you want to say East coast Baltimore is there, I don't know, we'll see. I don't want it. I mean, it's tough. I wish I kind of wish he had actually silent with somebody because he'll be interesting to talk about it tonight, but I could see the Minnesota to me makes sense and news broke after we recorded that Danny Dimes did in fact sign with the Minnesota Vikings. So called it because I think Donald is going to price himself out of it and they need somebody else to make sure that they're covered in case McCarthy either isn't ready or isn't up the snuff yet. Now, that being said, let's get back to Chris. First of all, dude, I love seeing all the photos and the videos and your shenanigans that you recorded and sent us in the chat. That was hilarious. Oh, yeah. That was a lot of fun. The whole, I mean, the atmosphere was electric. I mean, like, like most bills games. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn good seats too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you sent us like video of some touchdowns. I was like, you were at the end zone. You had the action in front of you, man. Perhaps to my wife, she scoured those tickets as soon as the schedule was announced that they were playing the Chiefs that weekend. Oh, that's a good wife, man. High fives to her. Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. So let me ask you though, and you obviously have to take great satisfaction in that game. You obviously look like you had a phenomenal time, and even though I brought you in to bring your own build-o, I'm going to assume that you weren't throwing build-os on the field because you're not saying, hey, and that you didn't smuggle them in. But hey, you never know, but somebody did somewhere somehow. So all kidding aside, like you have to super enjoy that, but you also know the business is not done. Right. So how do you, how much do you enjoy your game? Because the bills have gotten the Chiefs in a regular season before, so it's been four years in a row. Yeah, they've done it. It's crazy. Right. But you got to do it in the playoffs. Heard that one before, by the way. Right. Yep. Yes. True. So Irish twins, baby, no, so I'll just say realistically, like I know you celebrate that and that's awesome in the moment, but you know, there's unfinished business. So how much does the unfinished business weigh on you as a fan? Enjoying the game, but going still got work to do. Um, I think you really nailed it just because the unfinished business part is key because but the nice thing is the team, you know, like, yes, they celebrate. It's a win. Like every team celebrates a win, but the demeanor of the team, like this year as opposed to like these last few were like, ah, we beat Kansas City. Yeah, let's go. We're going to beat everybody like that was very measured and the reaction like everybody afterwards saying like, all right, now we got to go to the playoffs, like almost those like drilled into them saying like, Hey, we can beat this team. We're confident we can beat this team and we will. That's exactly what they did. They did by two scores. Um, I mean, just to kind of get back into like the atmosphere and vibe of the game. Right. As soon as that first drive went down in my homes through that pick, I mean, it was done. That was just every, everybody in that stadium was just like, I don't know. All I know is. Hold on to more of it. I didn't mean, I didn't mean for that to auto play. Hey, you had it in the chamber. playoff. So playoff clenching scenario, by the way, this weekend, Hey, Matt, your green Bay Packers need to squish the fish and by the way, to a cannot play the cold, help prove that theory even more so. Right. And he goes to Lambo this week. I think he's ever played in Lambo's that'll be kind of interesting to watch. Yeah, I remember we beat him down in Miami and we got, we gave him another concussion. No, well, the bills gave him the first one. So even though it was, I'm not getting out of the discussion. Yeah. Chris, I think inquiring minds want to know, did you or did you not go through a flaming table, not just a table with a flaming table? Dang. Josh L and himself said he will go through a flaming table if they went the Super Bowl. So there is that, but no, I did not go through a flaming table. I did, however, do a shot out of a bowling ball and then proceeded to blow a blue Bela. So this is true. Nice. Yeah. Because is this how you feel about the Kansas City Chiefs? Fuck them. You could not agree. We all feel that way about that. That's how rainy. That's how rainy feels about the Chiefs and the Seattle Seahawks. Fuck them. Exactly. Fuck them. I don't know. The best part of just like everybody just being all in on the Chiefs all the time and just holding Kelsey two catches for eight yards. That was like chef's kiss, chef's kiss right there. And like the, the ruler was, I mean, my wife, she was also fortunate. She got to see Taylor Swift in Toronto a couple of nights prior, right? She apparently did not want to return to Buffalo because she felt this is allegedly, of course, alleged that Buffalo was just absolutely terrible to her back in January when they came. But hey, Jason Kelsey had a great time. He was out doing those bowling ball shots too. Dude, we needed, we needed Taylor Swift going through a table, right? And then everybody would have loved her, right? Right. Right. You know, I mean, can you table swift? That's what we needed. I mean, she just, she just shaped it off. Yeah. Right. I'm telling you what you did that. Now, look, now, look, I will say that that game was phenomenal, but one of the, one of the things that I thought was so critical in it, when that was fourth and two, that was a boss. That was bold to go for it. But I absolutely understand why they did because first of all, that 26 yard touchdown run from Josh Allen was just filthy. It was filthy. That's one of the plays of the year. A hundred percent, but it's, that's the kind of situation where you want to go ahead. You want to put boot on throat and you want a margin. You want a margin that says no, you know, and can give them no hope. Correct. Taking a field goal. Well, they would need like miraculous, they would need a miracle in which those teams have had games where they've had miracle endings. So to get two scores, you wanted that buffer so I understand and I love the fact that they didn't analytic themselves out of the moment, right? At home, fans are going crazy. You have it. You got do it. And they did it. He got, he got the tuddy. Love that. They end up going up 30 to 21. And that two score critical was critical or excuse me, that two score margin was critical, but I love the boldness in that moment of bypassing a field goal and essentially going for the kill back. Yes. Exactly. I'm at exactly. But to further like kind of improve on that point, Justin, like that's such an evolution of a Sean McDermott team. He would have in previous years kicked that proverbial field goal of death and everybody would just on pins and needles that final drive just like I think I stopped him because the Bill's Red Zone defense was not great that game, like one of the almost each of the trips the Chiefs took was taken for a touchdown. There was only like a couple of times I actually punted, but I think the two drives that they didn't go or two of the drives at least they didn't go obviously into those interceptions and I think one was the end of a half too, but still like that is an evolution of Sean McDermott. Like he's previously been like criticized heavily for just being overly conservative playing it too safe. He's just played for some points like the proverbial playing not to lose, but like he's been like Dan Campbell levels of aggressive throughout the course of the year and even like kind of seeding a lot of offensive calls like obviously it was a terrible idea in that moment. But like that trick play against the Ravens that failed epically was the result of just an absolute catastrophic play like had that play of works that Baltimore game may have actually been much closer than it was on that scoreboard. But at the same time again, in previous years McDermott would have just like maybe gotten too tense as he's been known to have done obviously. He would have puckered up. That's what we like to say, puckered up man. Yeah, exactly. The clench at home is the least. But that everybody's just so relieved because like the aggressiveness to go for it on that fourth and two. I mean that ended up being I'm pretty sure it was like a relatively broken play, but then Alan just I guess read the coverage and that's when he decided to just go for it and just in the meantime, just like Duke a couple guys out plow through him and just like he's he's on those gladiator Pepsi commercials, but he actually did the gladiator yell when he got in that end zone. It was just like, yes, this this is like that's the that's the T. Oh, that's my quarterback moment right there. That's my quarterback. Get the popcorn out, man. Shake out somebody's head. Well, I just want to make a just not talk tonight. And like I think you were heading towards possibly saying this, Justin, you need a two score lead to be Kansas City, at least feel comfortable and enforce my homes into like forcing the ball down the field and where and that's where he makes mistakes. And I think if I remember I was watching the game and I noticed they were spying. The whole game. Yes. They they they they they spot in the whole game and I'm just like, my homes can run, dude. I know you can run. He didn't care. Carolina. He got sick like about three or four times against the bills. And what was key in that game was back in January, all their linebackers were hurt. They were down freaking AJ Klein, they had to call off the street only because he was familiar with the system, but he had no chance of keeping up with Kelsey. That's why he was wide ass open on a play for a touchdown in that game. Terrell Bernard, he was absolutely key as the middle linebacker. That was why Kelsey had those two catches for eight yards. And that was why he got picked off on that last drive. Mm hmm. And so I think the bills finally have the blueprint of what they know they need to do to beat Kansas City, the playoffs. And this year, Kansas City is vulnerable. Oh, for sure. Oh, everybody that they last you, but their defense was better last year. This year. Who's who's the corner that got hurt? Watson. Yeah. No, McDuffie still played. He was in against Panthers the other day. They lost the corner a couple of weeks ago, right? I can't recall who it was. I could swear. I could say they lost somebody is pretty critical in their defense as their defense has not been as good. I could swear it's a corner. Well, I'm not saying about it. Well, I mean, you don't hear Mr. Jones name is often is this year as you did last year. It's needs on time of sea. Yeah. Let's see. Yeah, they're back in October. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's who it is. Yeah. Because that that's altered how they're doing certain coverages. And that's how clearly an adverse impact on their defense. Now, keep in mind, keep in mind what when when you know, Josh, when they when they go for it and they do that, here's one of the reasons I loved it in the moment. A, because you understand what the moment is, you're at home. Be bold, right? That is only the fifth time. All right, my home's just been in the league for seven seasons. That is only the fifth time that Patrick Holmes has lost by more than one score. Yeah. That is an absolutely disgusting statistic. There was another time he played against the bills. It was after that AFC championship, they lost to them. And actually, those two two games that the Brady Super Bowl that he lost in, that was a two score. Oh, that was three scores. Yeah. It was more than that. But then the regular season game, I think it was the 21-22 season, the regular season game, the bills beat them by two scores. It was like the rainy, like rain-delayed game that was that was a Sunday night game. I think it was Columbus weekend. So that was another two score lead. I think they even had to pick six man homes, too. It's a it's a rare thing. But Kansas City has been really, really good. And a few weeks ago, I don't know if it was the last time we recorded or maybe the time before that. I want to say I asked if the Chiefs were inevitable, you know what I'm saying? Right. The Thanos. Yeah. Because they they're not overpowering people right now. They keep a game close. They typically know how to finish. And you bid. And they in the refs figure out a way to win. They in the refs, they get in the bags cash, but you know, playing the Chiefs is like survivor, right? Outwit, outplay, outlast. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's all we needed. Who was the host? Is it Jeff Probst? Jeff Probst. Yeah. We did Jeff Probst up there on the Chiefs, like, you know, like broadcast because that's what it feels like. The bills are granted immunity in their game. Yeah. They had the immune in the adult, at least for the regular season, right? Right. So, but the Chiefs, the Chiefs, like you're saying, they play like they've been there before. They have. And they have. And they continue to show that. Correct. And I think I still believe they have a playoff gear. Now, you know, we've talked about the 49ers health. I mean, that's true for every single team is Watson done done for the year? Or is there a yes? Oh, wow. Okay. Okay. So, you know, keep in mind when we're talking about these tight margins for the Chiefs this year, eight of their 10 wins are by one score. Several of those are points scored on the final play of the graph. The Chiefs. Yes. The Chiefs wanted that this year when they beat the Panthers, that was the fifth time this season that they won a game that was decided in the final seconds, right? They blocked a field goal to survive a Denver upset. So they're living pretty tight. And when you're living tight like that, your margin of error is pretty small. You can be calm. You can be cool. You can be confident patching my homes. I think most people are going to argue is the best quarterback in the league. And I'm not going to tell you if that's your position, I'm not going to tell you you're wrong because he's got rings. They've done it. He's clutches. Hell. Andy Reed has done a phenomenal job. That team has done a phenomenal job. But when you're when you're living in tight margins like that, you're playing with fire. Baltimore averages. Yeah. Baltimore almost got him. That was a what was that? Was that likely he had a foot or a toe or a toe out of a game, one of the season, right? It that those are tight margins. And I, you know, they clearly have confidence. They're not going to shrink from the moment, but if you're going to beat them, right, you do what Buffalo did and you you have to be bold. You have to take it from them and that's what I was and that's where I was heading and because I was watching the game last actually three o'clock in the morning because I couldn't sleep. They had Kansas. Yeah. Yeah. They had the replay on and I was like, man, they're spying on again. And I was like, I wonder where they got that from. And so it's like, like, like, I was heading towards it, the bills have given teams the blueprint. I mean, you're not going to have them and not every team's going to have a Josh. Oh, sure. Like, not every team's going to have James Cook either. So, but the fact that Carolina pushed them, they almost had them. No. Carolina has been much better the past couple of weeks. I know they have been, but that was a surprising game, a hundred percent because it felt like for a moment, the Panthers might steal that one from them. Oh, yeah. What? It's like Kansas. He's just doing a thing. Why the hell are they sticking around? Why are they getting closer? This court's getting a little too close for concrete. Why do they tie it? Exactly. And I think that's, and I think that's, I really think that was Kansas, Kansas, Kansas City, Minnesota. How have we never used this song? Hold on. Hey, I'm so weird. I'm going to shake it off. Motherfucker. I'm not giving that to you. You can fuck right off. Go to the asshole. F-o-h, man. How have we never used, fuck out of here. How have we never used this? Nine inch nails closer. I want to thaw you're animal. Nice. Well, that's probably why I've never used that because of that particular lyric. But we just need the front part of the track because if you know the song, a clashing banger right there. Well, that's what, that's what she said. Yeah. Thank you. Not the mark. Hey, man, not to you in high school, either. Hey, shut up, idiot. Or after high school, right? I don't know. Over the last 20 years of your life, but whatever, at least, hey, man, at least the Packers can score. Look at the bright side. Yeah. So looking at the chief, looking at the chief's wins this year, there's at least four games where it feels like shenanigans kind of happened. Yes. That couldn't have occurred the time. Hey, Chris, by the way, sorry, we've not, we've all known each other so long. We have some. Of course. We have some vicious, like ballbusting over here. Some. A little bit. I mean, I've known his ass 35 years. At least, right? I would expect nothing less for being an addition to this group. Yeah. Yeah. Well, don't, at some point will be ruthless with you to consider it a badge of honor. Yes. It will be. Yeah. Anyway. Once we know more about your personal life. Yes, it will be. Oh, Jesus. All right. Randy, sir. Circle back. Circle back. Where you going? Where you going? Closer. Well, because the world's interesting is just when you look at like Mahomes performance this year, he's already got 11 interceptions. He only threw, he threw 14 all of last year, 12 the year before 13 the year before that he's looking at. Right. He's just 20. He's knocked there. He's, his accuracy has been so off on a lot of. Yeah. Where the hell is Kelsey this year, man? He's probably catching up to him and he's in his mid 30s. So well, and I'm the same age as 30 five. So said mid 30s. Yeah. There you go. Right on the mark. I mean, I mean, there's, there's, there's regular she's in Kelsey and then there's pro season. Yeah. Kelsey. Yeah. Yeah. Look, it's like playoff. Amen. Dola that Patriots love. Play. Is it this Danny? I'm in Dola in the final of dancing with the stars or something. Is that what I saw? I have no idea. I don't know either. But whatever. Okay. I think she watched that show. Yeah. Sleep. This is important. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are Danny ambodola question and dancing in the stars? That's, that's reason. Drunk. Hey, did you have this magic thing called the internet playoffs, what are we doing playoffs dancing with the stars? I just hope we can win a game. Yeah, me too. Me too, coach. Are we doing dancing with the stars dance dancing with the stars? We got a survivor. We got dancing with the stars. What's next big brother? I mean, what's going on? Hey, look, don't be hating on dancing with the stars. It's still a little bit. Oh, Andy though. Come on. Danny ambodola, bro. Danny ambodola, man. Don't you be hating? Don't you be hating? Oh, look, I will hate. Oh, wait a second. Wait a second. Don't you be hating on, look, look, oh, I will hate, I wait a second, wait a second. This is, this is for Shane and I got to find the right, uh, oh, man, I got a, ah, come on. I must have closed that tab. That's such a shame. Oh, no, Shannon, this is for you. What are we doing? What are we doing? This is the discussion that's being had. It is. What are we doing? All right. What are we doing? What are we doing? It's a circle back to Randy. Oh, there's two games that definitely stick out that bangle game or they just got the chief's got a convenient flag on like the final drive was like a fourth and forever and they got a pass interference call. There was some fuckery in the Falcons game they played too. Oh, yeah. Hey, you got to go with the literation sometimes, fuckery, but, but I mean, I think there was a penalty involved there, which got the chiefs and like basically touchdown or easy field goal distance and they were able to win handily there where Kirk cousins generally played a good game that game I recall, but like too many times where they're just getting bailed out. Yes, like say refs will do this or that, whatever, but like there's always like at least some instance where there's like at least some partialness, annoyingly of them being kind of right, but you can't you can't play against the refs and when it's just never going to work. So it's in and what's more annoying is they've had these last few few games with the exception of like maybe two or three, the chiefs have a cupcake schedule. They're going to they just beat the Panthers, which they almost lost to. They play the Raiders on Friday. Hey, wait, wait, Raiders got him Christmas last year, man. Don't forget that. It has been written, baby. Although. Yeah. Oh, division games are always different. So you can you can never really count a team out there. Oh, it's just it's just better. You can count them out. This one's also in the precious home of Arrow. We have some hope. Damn it. Yeah. Oh, baby. No, there's no hope there. Yeah. No hope at all. Desmond River. Yeah. Zero point zero. I mean, they have the chargers and browns. The browns can get them. So like, yeah. The charges. Hey, look, look, look, James James Winston and the Browns if they beat the damn Ravens and the Steelers, of course, they would beat the chiefs, they're going to have four wins all year. They're going to beat three of the best teams of the league. That would be amazing if the Browns won, but no, I'm hoping for like last few games. Yeah. Right. The chiefs have the Texans. I don't know what the heck's going on with the Texans. Also Foxy J Stroud is there. They're melting down. They're melting down. They're melting down. Yeah. I love to see it. But yeah, they play the Texans. They play the Steelers and they play the Broncos in week 18. So I have to think there's at least one or two more chiefs losses in there. I was the first game in Denver or in Kansas City. Kansas City. This one's in Denver. Yeah. They broke it on that way. Yeah. Dude. I think that way. Two, maybe three losses. Yeah. I see it too. No. Anyone see Denver like bro. I mean, bro, who next bone it in the last row next rookie to you? I mean, hey, look, baby, he's in the last three games eight touchdowns. No picks. Oh, yeah. He's been out of here. And I did not see that comment. It's when you're hitting Sean Payton. Hey, it's facts. Look, I don't know what the ceiling is for Denver for bone bone exit season. But look, I do think there's a realistic threat. Jaden Daniels was a great story. The first half of the season. We talked about this a few weeks ago. I have concerns about the back half of the season and then we have the rib injury or say we I know that Jaden has the rib injury. I get that. They Philly. I understand Pittsburgh. I understand losing the Dallas. I don't understand. That sucked that that sucked fat bags of ass. That was terrible. Okay. That offense has not been the same. Jaden has not been the same. I'm really worried about this cliff Kingsbury drop off. We talked about it a month ago, I think. And you're seeing a lot of that that's gotten a lot of traction and it's a legit concern. I've seen people talk about, you know, Terry at McLauren's placement in a lot of games. Teams have a good read on that on that offense. I don't know what the story is going to be. Jaden Daniels was the runaway favorite for rookie of the year for the first half of the season. That momentum is gone. Right now the momentum is both freaking nicks close and I don't know where it falls right now. First impressions make a big difference, okay? But if bone nicks and Sean Payton and the Denver Broncos make the playoffs, right? Yes. Fin it playoffs, finish strong and make the playoffs and Jaden Daniels and the Washington command skins fall into the sinkhole of suck. Both freaking nicks might steal that rookie of the year, dude. The razor thin. Crazy. I told Justin last night, I was like, they need to get that number seven win because I remember what was it? God knows how many years together. They've been to seven and then they lost the rest of the season every game, the rest of the season. Well, I mean, hell, they had Owen five and five and O and are shot in a hammer. I mean, you know, crazy ride guard or fitty fitty. That was perfect for Owen five five and O. That was perfect for fitty fitty. Yeah. Yeah. You know, and I'm thirsty. I'm thinking of the sip here. Since I'm dedicated. I know, I know you're talking about the last few games where he's had a touchdown, no picks, but over the past five games, 70% completion percentage with 11 TDs and one pick. It's nasty. It's nasty. And that is a major credit to Sean Payton. It's a major credit to bone nicks. And I got to tell you, and before you hold on, and the four year starters in college. Yes. Yes. Yes. I absolutely believe you're going to see a shift in how people are evaluating some of these young quarterbacks, Trey Lance murdered the high ceiling, not enough starts, right? He murdered it with what the $40 paid to move up to draft him, Randy, you, we've talked about this in a pod where you got, you guys got bailed out by finding Brock Purdy. But that was a reminder that people at start a lot of games in college and perform well. There's merit in giving them a fair evaluation, which they haven't been doing. They've been going, Oh, look at the arm. Look at the metrics. It's the underwear Olympics in the, you know, whatever will ask, ask Shannon how much he's in love with a with AR 15 in Andy because of metrics and the underwear Olympics, right? And potential as they like to say, like bonyx has earned this the hard way good for him. He was discounted. He, I know we got drafted in the first round, but nobody was like, Oh man, Denver bonyx, this is brilliant. Sean Payton. I swear to you guys. Hear me out. That was disastrous at the end with, with New Orleans, right? Cap Hell, post drew breeze, retirement, it fell apart. For sure. I guarantee. I absolutely believe, I hate to say I guarantee, but I almost guarantee this Sean Payton is going to have an Andy Reid like resurgence in Denver with bonyx. It's early. I get it. I get it. But Sean Payton is a really, really good coach. Do I think he's an asshole? The answer is yes. But do I think that guy can coach his ass off? Also yes. And here's the other thing with Boa, he's doing this and he's doing this with shit weapons. He's doing this, doing this with Cortland Sutton. That's not a shit weapon, but Cortland Sutton is his weapon. So yeah, but on that note, gentlemen, I need to head up for the night. This was a pleasure. Yeah. No, it's all good. Hey, let's do it. We'll wrap up segment one. What time is it? It's about 2040. Oh, look, we're at 55. This is perfect. We'll take a break and we'll see what everybody else is doing because we got a couple of other games to get to. But Chris, it's Thanksgiving. So I know you're thankful for Josh Allen. I'm going to ask you this question MVP race. I know a lot of people are not slobbing on the Marjax and I'm not hate, I'm not hating on them, right? However, he's got what two MVPs. Yes. My personal opinion is until he can beat Pittsburgh until he can beat Kansas City into playoffs, I don't think you should get any more MVPs. Okay. You got to get deeper into playoffs, man. Lamar Jackson is a good player, but a couple of teams have his number. So MVP race seems to be Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen, and we have Saquon Barkley rolling up in this piece. Who is your as of right now? And I know you got fandom bias, but as of right now, who is your like, who are you arguing should be MVP and why as much as I hate to say it, Lamar, he's just really I do mean, I hate to say it honestly, just because he's got a lot of the weapons, but my heart heart's I wish it was Alan, but I mean, you got to win more on the playoffs, though. That's my only thing. I think just regular season right there, but do I want to be MVP? Yes, every single time, but yeah, that's my quick take on that. I do it. I do have to jet though. That was my quick cut. Take off. I think Lamar is the MVP. Do you think Lamar is MVP? I disagree with you, but we'll see how this goes out. Hey, man. Appreciate it. Thanks for showing up. It's going to catch up with you. Have a great Thanksgiving with your family, with your friends. Have a good time. Enjoy it. Thanks for the insight about the bills. Appreciate it, buddy. Happy Thanksgiving, guys. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, you too. Well, I can't believe you picked Lamar Jackson. I can't either. Dude. You know what? Chris, I got to give this to you on that. Hey, man, on an earlier pre-podcast, he's leaving on that. He entered the Zoom meeting on the Falehorn. He leaves the Zoom meeting on the Falehorn. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Come on, man. You doubled it. Come on, man. You can't be taking Lamar. You're a bills fan. You're supposed to say it's Josh Allen, man. Lamar Jackson hasn't won shit in the playoffs. Play-offs. Had one shit. Anyway, all right. I at least need to have a bathroom break. So we're going to-- I got to go water some trees, man. I got to go water some trees. I'm going to go do that. We're about an hour. So we can come back. A couple of other things to wrap up. So we'll pound those out, too. But that was fun. I'm glad he showed up. That's a good dude, man. I like shooting the shit with him. He's a good dude talking football with. Huh? He's a good man. He's a good man. Yeah. Anywho. All right. We'll take a quick break. Key words. There's always a sports and brew, iTunes, Spotify, Amazon, the Uge. You can find us. You like beer. You like sports. You should like us. Assholes. Life's good. Anyway, we'll take a break. We'll be back in a minute. Assholes. Life's good. Yeah. We're assholes. Life's good. All right. Cool. We'll be back in a moment. Also, Lindy, you're also an asshole. Don't worry. We got you covered. Uh-oh. That or a asshole. He's a asshole as well. This is also true. There's a reason when he came back from Thailand or whatever, that his phone connected to the Dunk Donuts Wi-Fi. Masshole. That's a key. That's a key indicator that you're a Masshole. Right? Right. 100% anyway. We'll be right back. All right. Yes, sir. I had to stretch our legs and I had some trees to water. We already covered this pre-podcast, but those are some thirsty trees and I was happy to oblige. So as we get back to Thanksgiving, never knew you was such a controversialist. Yes. Hey, for years. I mean, I had a fire in my backyard and he put it outside. Hey, look, look, my last name is Green. You know I believe in going Green, man. I'm giving back to, giving back to Earth. When we're just in one. Yeah, the Earth gives to me. I give it back to it. It's just the way it goes, man. You know, drink me a river, cry me a river, hydrate the tree a river, whatever, whatever Justin Timberlake song is, I don't know. He might get pulled over. Do you want me a river? Yeah. The river next time was Tyree kills, you never know. Which one gets beat? Which one does it? Oh, geez. Well, you know Tyreeks getting beat and Justin doesn't come on now. Oh, Lord. So, well, maybe. To the accurate, to the accurate. So let's do a salute o'clock, gentlemen. And we have a couple of hell to go up. Yeah, of course. By the way, how are the Dodgers not out of money? What is going on? How much? How much do they have? Don't get me started. Is this because they defer the payments? Is this what it is? I don't think this was a defer. Well, this one is a deferment, but I mean, I just saw something go across this screen that the Dodgers have getting out the most hundred million dollar contracts ever. Duh. Almost got to keep up with the money the Yankees all out. Well, it's not even the Yankees these days. It seems like the Phillies are kicking out money off. Called the L.A. Dodgers. I mean, come on, man. A seven seven dollars now, a seven seven Dodgers now. Yeah. Bottomless pit of money over there. My God. But the funny thing is that pitches staff can never stay healthy. Never. How about help us if they do? Yeah. Yamamoto, Glasgow and now Snail, those three filthy, you know, Tani's going to get spot starts. Yeah. Just filthy, filthy man. I mean, they could go a six man rotation in, oh, Tani, if the Tani's any as close as man, they can just use old Tani as a closer, bro. I know. Right? Come on, man. All right. Saluda clock. Let's do this. Let's do this. Let's do this. All right. Usually I do a couple of beers and a make strength, but I'm living dangerously tonight as I fight off, fight off the Idas so we could pound out a Thanksgiving episode. I was determined to record tonight since we didn't get one in last week and that's my fault. That's my fault. You know, it's been a rough couple of weeks, man. I've just been running out of gas, but I've enjoyed a Corona one a Corona, which I'm still sipping on and I ran out of Jack. I realize I haven't been to the ABC store, so I'm out of Jack Daniels, but I'm out of Jack. However, we have a rather robust liquor cabinet, so I have lots of other things. So tonight I am enjoying or have enjoyed one and three quarters. Man, I might have to grab another Corona, but this might be a two mix drink and two beer night. My God. Oh shit. It got days off. Yeah. That's true. Look, look, I don't have to wake up or tomorrow. That one's empty. So I've got rum and coke, but I don't just have captain. I got that full 23 annuals, the 23 year. I'm doing this as a copa and oh yeah. So for the 50, 50 rock owners, the Noah Browns, yes sir, Ron's a copa and Mexico. It's been tasty. It doesn't make me as feisty or mean as Jack, apparently, or 100 proof captain. I want to prove captain. Good Lord. Oh, I get. Yeah. I get all I get all kinds of spicy and I get my kids have told me this week I'm extra spice. Chloe was curious about the care bear. So we were looking through all the care bears and she told me I was the spot. I was spicy care bear. I was like, really? She's like, yeah, daddy. You're spicy because I always tell my kids, I was like, if I get fussy, just tell me I'm being too spicy. And that that's my message to go ahead and, you know, count the 10 or whatever it is and like settle down a little bit. So I'm spicy bear. That's what I am accurate. I was like, OK, all right, spicy bear, well, that's because, you know, the other day the kids were I was taking a, I was taking a dump man and the kids started fighting and like Chloe was annoying Logan and Logan got really annoyed and ended up hitting her. And so she just erupts into tears and I'm like, I'm just trying to poop. What's going on? I gotta do a pooping piece. So I got to do like a quick courtesy wipe to make sure I'm not, you know, I like a smear on my bagels. Not my parents. You know what I'm saying? I had some quick courtesy wipes that I had to investigate the parent, the parent trap. I had to avoid the parent crap with the parent trap. So I was, I was spicy. I was spicy, man. And so anyway, so yeah, God bless Logan is like Sarah. OK, so if I'm spicy, Logan's going to cry. So you know, Chloe's crying and you know, she's got these big eyes. I see the tears in her eyes, you know, you know, I've avoided the butch smear in my pants, but like I didn't get the crap in peace. So I'm a little bit spicy and I'm like, what's going on? What's happening? Why? What do you mean you hit her? You know, all these things. And then he starts crying and then it's, it's off to the races. Sarah's at the gym. I got two crying kids. It's just the dumpster fire. Anyway, so I'm spicy bear. What are you going to do, man? I swear to God, parent, parenting man, Shannon, I mean, it is such a, it's such a roller coaster. That's one of them. It's one of the poop, man. I just wanted the poop. It's one of the poop and things. I just wanted to live vicariously through you too. I just wanted to poop, dude. Not just poop, but poop and peace. I just wanted to pinch off a loaf in peace and like be able to shoot some brown down the sand. Yeah. I just wanted to drop the kids off at the pool. Come on, man. You know, you're dying to say it. Say it. You know, I know the line you're going to say. I'm going to talk to some friends talking back at so you know, can I take a, what does it say? Take a shit. Test this beast in peace. This beast. Yeah, God. Test this beast. You know. There I am just trying to pinch off a loaf and then there's tears. I mean, come on, man. What the heck? I can't wait for my kids to be old enough to be like, oh, let's listen to some old episodes from the podcast. You got some clips and I'll play one of these for them and they'll be like, oh, really? We were not like this. Yes, we were. What are we doing? What are we doing? There was a point in time where Lily, Katie's friends tried to listen to the podcast and I think that was very short lived. Yeah. Yeah. No, not kidding. Not kid friendly. They probably said that these guys are morons playoff. These guys are ridiculous and that's what our wives think and we don't care. Yeah. All right. So that's what I'm drinking tonight and there's your poop story. And why I'm. That's an amazing story. Yeah. I've been there before. Bro. Dude, dude, dude. And I'm like, buddy, you got to remember like his hands are almost as big as Sarah's now. Dang. I mean, dude, he's going to be so big. Oh, it's. And you know, the thing is like, I mean, it's just they grow so much. I'm like, buddy, here's the thing, man. Like slow down. You don't know your own strength. Like, you know, you're growing, you know, you're growing a blah, blah, blah, it's just really easy to, you know, be amped up and, you know, you just, it's just you're going to hit too hard. Right. It's not playful anymore. You got to be mindful. Yeah. It's hard. It's hard to explain. You think you are. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard to explain that to a 10 year old. Right. But I mean, again, he's like five two. And his hand, I mean, he's creeping up on Sarah's hand size and, you know, I'll put my hand up because his, I'm like, dude, you got big hands, man. That is a. That's the ball already. Yeah. That's a dense kid, man. He's thick. Right. You know, again, he's like Sarah, man. He's got that sensitive. He's got that sweet, sensitive side, which is good because it balances out all of my ass, hollary or as, you know, I have no doubt the ass, hollary is coming, Sarah, like, here's the reality. Chloe, Chloe absolutely has my ass, hollary. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. That's the opposite. Dude. It's a hundred percent. She's like, I was putting Chloe to bed the other night and she was like, daddy, you know, I can be mean when I feel like it. And I'm like, I was like, I understand, baby. I was like, I know as Mr. Matt, I was like, it's great to be able to take a joke and make a joke and turn things around on people. I understand. And, you know, you can have a really sharp tongue, right? And sometimes it's really satisfying, but you have to know, sometimes you have to know when to go ahead and just peace out. But it's great to have a sharp wit and a quick wit and to be able to turn stuff around on people. And, but she was just like, yeah, you know, that stuff doesn't bother me. But yeah, I could be really mean if I feel like it. It's, I was like, oh my God, what about it? So it begins. I'm like, I am so, I am in so much trouble, dude. I am so screwed. I am so screwed. Yup. Yup. So y'all can tell you right now, when the boys try to start hitting on her, she could go full debt just to vote on him. I went, I hope I'm there to see it too. Dude, she is going to break some hearts. Oh, God. Yes. She's gonna break some hearts, man. She's gonna break straight up. Good for her. That's right. That's right. She's gonna be like Alex, you're back on some boys. Yeah. Fuck them. Get out of here. All right. So we got about drinks. Shana, what you got? Dude. So double-headed tonight. Roll with the Fine Creek Oktoberfest. Nice. I got there before it kicked. It's always one of my favorites. And I'm rolling with the Busky Bourbon-aged Old-Fashioned Cider. Nice. So it's an old-fashioned aged and bourbon barrels. That's quality. That sounds like something I definitely want to try. Oh, it is so good, Randy. Justin, you would appreciate it too. That's probably not a recording session beer, but I'm happy if we have a leftover's friend's giving you should bring some and we can-- It is so good. We can drink it. We can drink it. So, Randy, what you got, bro? So finally, I caved and got myself that hardywood, gbs, holiday pack, because there's two beers in there that they're not going to sell in stores. It only comes in that pack. Oh. Oh. Anyway, one of them just happens to be the peppermint mocha stout. And that is what I'm drinking. And I'm going to tell you now that this thing tastes absolutely amazing. I love Starbucks peppermint mocha. Hey, man, look, I've got some peppermint beers for you. I've got some peppermint beers in grandma's fridge, Whitfield, you're more than welcome to. Because I do not like them. I might have to try one. Yeah. Yeah, you're more than welcome to them. I mean, you already need new kidneys anyway. Some of us burn them up with some peppermint beer. Go ahead and-- I'm at the point. Awesome. Go ahead, burn them up, man. So I guess Todd's going to have another thing to complain about considering that we've got in the poop story out of Shannon. Yeah. I've got a poop story out of Justin. I guess at some point I'm going to have to drop one just to make Todd a little more happier. Yeah. Well, I mean, I can go into mine from this morning. Oh, no. There you go. Go for it. No, no, no. Just for you, Todd. Just for you. Look, look, a couple of things we don't need. I mean, Matt, talking about ostomy bags or portholes. We need none of this conversation. Yeah. What's happening to that? I'm just saying. I don't want to-- I'm drinking. I mean, I had the doctors waiting on me this morning. No. I was in the damn toilet. I was on the damn toilet. I tried to crank it out before my damn surgery. If I got this going on you, maybe you can get through my phone. Well, I got there and everything. Because, I mean, last time I signed up for the surgery, they were like, I had to be there at 9.30. And Whitfield's got to poo. Really? This is the story you're going to tell us right now. Hold on. Hold on. Wait, come on. So I had to be there at 9.30 in my surgery for 11.30. By 1 o'clock, they-- I still hadn't had my surgery yet. So they were like, and I'm just like, I'm going to have a fucking diarrhea all morning. And I'm going into the afternoon. So I'm like, to hell with this, I'm canceling my surgery. So they rescheduled it for this morning, because essentially what was happening was for all you out there. I have a port on my chest. They're going to move to my arm so they can do my dialysis. And so, what they're this morning, got back there quick. They're saying, your doctor's ahead of schedule and everything. So you're going to be next. I said, hold on. I got to take a dump before we happened. So I stayed on that damn toilet. I was like, er, crazy sucker. I was in there for like 20, 25 minutes. Just layer after layer after layer. OK, all right. [LAUGHS] Is that what I was doing? Yeah, I was pushing it out. And I swear, when I got out of that bathroom, my stomach feels so much better. I walked back to the dam. God, the last layer after layer, I've been imagining your stomach feels better. You did his Vince strut. Exactly. That's where I was going. I was walking back to my Vince strut. And I was like, let's get this stuff done. So we start talking. And somebody says something about the Jets. I start talking about the Jets. Well, you had the Jets. And you had to go shit again? No, no, no. Next thing I know, they put me-- they sedated me. Nobody wants to hear about the Jets. So they're like, put his ass to sleep. Yeah, seriously, if you had the Jets, you're asking either to be asleep. Because, brother, I know that from that rum shaker, look, even Britney Spears knows, yo, ass was toxic. Yeah. Yeah. That toilet was toxic. I was done with it. Yeah, probably. I feel back to the person that came behind me. So do I. [LAUGHS] Because I know there was some brow down the tank. [LAUGHS] Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. 25. 35 minutes. [LAUGHS] Put my open window. [LAUGHS] Dropping some Tootsie rolls over there. Put Paris. Something in the day. Yeah. [LAUGHS] Even Kmart knows you shipped your pants. Hey. I gave that blue light special. [LAUGHS] The blue light special? And now what it used to be called? The blue light special? [LAUGHS] That Kmart. In this case, it's definitely the blue light special. The blue light special. You said the blue light special. Yeah. So, by the end of the week, we can expect a text from Todd from in the group Chats. And with the book, all y'all do is talk about shit, the story book is, man. Well, hey, Todd. Welcome to the shit show. Yeah. Exactly. There it is. Right. Well, Whitfield had the Jets, so we can blame it on the rain. Right. What's the rain in this one? Well, he was pushing that hard, blaming it on the strain. Blame it on the strain. It's exactly what I was doing. Hey, look. As long as it wasn't full Slayer mode in raining blood, we were OK. Oh, god. No, exactly. Just saying. [LAUGHS] How often do we break out Slayer on the pod? I know. That's a very often. It actually made me a bird. I don't know. Well, I've heard Slayer before. Yeah. We've done south of heaven. We've done a couple of things. Right. OK. All right. All right. Well, that was disgusting. So, thank you. You're welcome. Yeah. You're welcome. Are we? Are we? No. I'm not entirely sold. I'm just saying that was the rock. Yeah. Welcome. We're the tides. The sun. The sky. Isn't it more on the two dropping this week? Yes. I hope that movie's gone. I don't know when it's actually coming out. But I hope it's going to take the kids to go see it. Probably not. Hell no. It's too expensive. At some point. No, he's going to take it. The kids go see it. He's going to find a damn. He's going to find a damn stream. Yeah. I'll find... This is what you're watching it. Hey, look, I'm sure I will secure a... I'm sure I will find a source to enjoy Moana too. Yes. Anyway. Source. Source. I will... Yes. We will... We will enjoy Moana too. It will be sourced. It will be sourced. I don't know. We might. If they want to go see it, I'll take them to it. It's fine. Because we can do a matinee. I mean, I like the first one's good. First one's pretty good. That's a fun movie. It's a good movie. So hopefully it's... Hopefully when we see that, we'll walk out of that theater going, "I'm glad they made it." And that didn't need to sequel. What was that? It was a crap. Yeah. We'll see. Anyway. That's kind of like your story. It was crap. Exactly. You know what else was crap? What else was crap? Were you talking more about the Packers at 49ers game? No. Well, 49ers are crap in that game. I did want to bring up... Again, we had a couple of things to get to. We've got a few things we're going to touch on and then we can wrap up. You know who's really crap? That's special teams played by the commanders and the Cowboys. Hey, I was going to go there first, but because I knew that was the low hanging fruit and that was absolutely... You know what? Fuck it. I usually take... Well, you know what? Fuck it. Why not? All right. So, look. This is probably why Mark's not here tonight. It was a 10 and a half point underdog. The total was 44 and a half, so you take Washington and the under, right? Suckers. Three quarters looked great. Three quarters looked great. That fourth quarter was absolute football in sanity. There were 41 points in the fourth quarter. Both teams combined the score 31 points in the final four minutes. It's the most in an NFL game in more than a decade. I titled this in my notes, "The Washington Redskins and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day." That's what I'm talking about, right? Yeah, it is about right. It's about right. Look, understand that in the third quarter... We know what the final score is, 34 to 26, right? In the third quarter, when Jayden Daniels scored in the quarterback run and Seamort missed the extra point, it was 9 to 3. I don't respond to him with a touchdown drive, it's 10 to 9 in the third quarter, y'all. 10 to 9. You're like the under, man. We got this. It's sweet. This had to be... I've been busy this week, so I didn't watch all of the SVP stuff, but there's no way in hell. This doesn't make bad beats, right? This has to be a bad beat, isn't it? You get to the fourth quarter, John Bates fumbles, Cowboys recover, and Cooper Rush has a touchdown on the blown coverage, 29 Dallas. JD-5 leaves the commanders down the field, man. He hits urge for the touchdown, they bags a two point conversion, they make it 20 to 17. There's about three minutes left, Washington kicks off, Turpin muffs the kick off, right? That ball goes between that dude's legs, but somehow, some way, he picks that fucker up, and on course, I mean, it was a filthy spin move. It was ridiculous. And he runs it back for a touchdown, 27 to 17, again, this was three minutes left, 2017. Washington gets a field goal, all right, they close the 27-20, about 33 seconds to go in this game, Daniels hits McLaurin for an 86 yard touchdown. And that was terrible defense from Dallas, but I'm going to tell you this. In that moment, I really wanted Washington to go for two. Now, I know analytics wise, analytics, they'll say, you know, go for the extra point. That game was a mess. Washington blocked the field goal kick earlier in the game. I think the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, that was kickers straight up missed one, another one, Washington had missed one. I mean, it was just, it was a shit show, the kicking game was a shit show. That had to be one of the worst kicking games anybody has seen and what feels like forever. Right. It was terrible. It was terrible. But in that moment, the crowd was bananas. They had all this momentum. I really wanted them just to go for two and one of those still the game, right. Take, steal the game, be bold. Take the game like Buffalo, they had already converted a two point, you know, play earlier. I, in the moment. I wanted that two point conversion, but Quinn immediately held up the one immediately. And that's, that's what they do. Right. We're going to tie it up, go to overtime and Seabird whiffs. Yeah. Fine. It was a low snap, but you know, he hooked that thing, missed, missed extra, like that sequence of events to go boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And that was what you get. Miss extra point. And Dallas has a 27 to 26 lead. That touchdown to make Lauren filthy. It was just the miracle, it, you know, you thought the Hail Mary was a miracle. That touchdown to make Lauren was a miracle. And like it's, it's one of those things, it's like, you remember the year that Auburn had that crazy fourth and 20 kicks in against Georgia and then had the kick six? Like it had that kind of feel to it. Right. And like you're just sitting there like, I thought the same thing. I'm like, I just don't trust the kicker. No, take. Cause my first thought was they have to kick the extra point just to tie the game. And they haven't really done great, like, no, let's, let's take this thing. Go for it. You know, it takes a win. Be bold. Go for it. Even the way the last couple of weeks had gone and particularly given the way that the filler game fell apart, yeah, because look, I'm going to rewind for a second back to that Eagles, Washington, Thursday night game, man, right. It finished 26 to 18, but the point that's relevant in this conversation is that Washington was down 12 to 10, it was eight minutes ago in the fourth quarter. And Quinn went for a fourth and two from the 26. And it was a, it was a sloppy ass, messy, janky play, the Thursday night football, never trust Thursday night football. Just don't. Oh, I made the mistake of thinking the Steelers were going to handle the Browns. I should have known better. I should have known better, right? But sloppy execution, Jay Daniels ran outside, got tackled short, Eagles got the ball back. They popped off for two touchdowns to close that game out. That was an ugly game. It was a low scoring game. In my opinion, that defense had been hanging on. They played tight. That's one where I'm like, take the points. There was eight games left, there was eight minutes left in the game. Take the 43 yard field goal, go up 13, 12. And if the Eagles drive down and get points, you're within a score and you, and you have the advantage of that one point and the Eagles kicker had missed two field goals and an extra point in that game, right? I'm not kicking a field goal in that moment, basically, because it didn't get that first down, they seeded all the momentum to Philly. Now, there's plenty of times I'm like, go for it, I get it. But in a game that had been ugly and tight in a kicking game with shit from Philly, kick the field goal, right? I thought they missed the moment there. That's my opinion. I wanted them to kick the field goal. They didn't do it. Well, in this game, going back to the one against Dallas, I wanted them to go for two and look, plenty of people will say, nope, you're at home. The analytics say X, you kick the extra point. Fine. I understand that logic. I do. But in the moment, this isn't about analytics. This is about, this is about being bold. And I felt like they had Dallas on their heels. And that was the time strike while the iron's hot, right? And take that game, because that's what this team needs right now. That 86 year I touched on a McLaurin was filthy. Be bold. Go for two. I could have lived with that loss if they hadn't gotten it, because I would have loved the aggressiveness to do it, particularly in its rear view, mirrory. I get it. But by the time you got a missed extra point, the second one, by the way, and they, they have the one side kick. Now, look, I don't have any grievance if you're going to kick it at a dude, right? I do have a grievance if you kick it at a dude, and you basically don't blow him up, right? If you're going to kick it at the guy, you got to be one of the throw hands. You got to go blow him up and hope for either he fumbles, or you separate him from the ball, right? And instead of that, instead of that, they let the dude score. How often do you see a damn onside kick run back for a score? I mean, that is rare as hell. And really, the smart thing would have been for that dude to just get the ball and just fall down and then a victory formation or way out. It was actually kind of stupid that he ran it back in, because then, then Washington got the ball back again. And unlike Ebert Flus, who totally goofed at the end of that bear's game, they didn't see too much yardage. There wasn't a lot of time though. They needed to be about 10 yards closer, right, to really have a better Hail Mary attempt. So they had that as a little short, you know, Cowboys ended up with a pick on that. But this game was just strange, man, bad turnovers. The only game since 1960 says, not often you get a stat that's like this. Only game since 1966 that both teams scored a 40 plus 40 or more yard touchdown within the final 30 seconds of a game. Washington had a season of high three turnovers, three offensive turnovers, right? They had five in the first 11 games combined. And I think about that there was one play and I could swear it was an interception and then it got punched out by Dallas and Dallas got the ball back. There was just weird stuff, man. You know, you had that, the JD5 was under duress. There was a screen and he ended up throwing it at whoever the running back was in for that particular play and the damn Cowboys lineman ends up with the ball. I mean, there was just weird stuff going on, man. That whole, that whole fourth quarter, like the NFL red zone has the, the witching hour. That whole fourth quarter was the witching hour, man. It was, it was, it was, and I like it and understand in the fourth quarter of this season, Washington has given up 121 points. It's the most, most in the NFL. It's like a, and they have a negative 37 point margin. All right. 30th in NFL, the fourth quarter is a shit show for them. Okay. There's a mess. They have pro, they're not good at closing teams out. Okay. And, and one of the most, you know, typical things you've heard this week is, well, you know, if somebody had told you in the preseason, you'd be seven and five. You'd take that. Yeah, that's true. I would. I mean, oh, seven five, that's pretty good. They've overachieved, but to be seven and two, and then to lose to Pittsburgh, the Eagles, Dallas, particularly losing the Dallas at home, the way they lost two Dallas at home, and almost Chicago. And I mean, really, I mean, it took a miracle to beat Chicago, right? You had that ding dong over there talking trash. Was it Johnson, Tiki's. Stevenson, Stevenson, well, what, he's an idiot, but that ding dong over there talking trash to the fans, you know, and you get kind of this crazy hail Mary that bounces off and ends up in the brown's hands. I mean, they're a play away from having a, you know, what a four game losing streak. It's tough. So, you know, I have a lot of concerns. I would argue that this is perhaps, well, let me rephrase that. I'd say this is probably the worst loss of the weekend that was for the, what it means for the overall arc of, you know, the season for them, and they're really up against it because they have to forget about the division. You lost to a backup quarterback. You lost to a team that's been an absolute shit show. Their building is falling apart. The Texans of all teams who are all cons on the struggle bus went to Dallas and waxed them. You had special teams, disasters, kicking disasters, turnover, I mean, it's just a mess. That is the first game in the Super Bowl era to have two missed extra points and two kick off returns for a touchdown and a blocked punt. I mean, it's just special teams suck buckets. Well, I guess if you're Dallas, you go, well, we got some scores to screw you. But just a shit show, shit show, Daniels was 0 and 7 on third down. Not good. And we talked about the Hail Mary. Do keep in mind that since that Hail Mary game, the bears in Washington have combined for all of one victory. Yikes. Not not great. Seabert missed two extra points. He missed a 51 yard field goal. And of course, one of those extra points that he shanked would have tied the game. Where is that dude now? Well, he's on an injured reserve, baby. Yeah. That's where he is. Hey, cap, speaking of injured reserve, I've got to go dude. Yeah, no, it's all good. Let's get you out of here. No. Thank you. But Zane Gonzalez was three or three on field goals for four and extra points during the two games. He plays Seabert. I don't understand for the life of me why they didn't, why they brought Seabert back the way they did if he wasn't right. And then when he's missing kicks, go for the two, dude. I don't like it. So Justin, just for that, you seriously, seriously, that's the soundbite, man. How do you fuck that up? Gross. That game was gross. That was an absolute dumpster fire, man. Absolute dumpster fire. And we played it for what Buffalo, and I'm going to play the same damn soundbite now, man. Before you talk about any of this crap, don't worry about the Titans, dude. playoffs, don't talk about playoffs. You kidding me? Game by game. playoffs. That's how they get. I just hope we can win a game. I also hope they can win a game. Shannon, I know you got to go. So we'll give you the outro on the thank you, the Thanksgiving. Thank you. We didn't play the Adam Sandler Thanksgiving song. What are you going to do? We do that every year. So but while we're, you know, while I'm looking for it, I guess, I will say this. I was listening to, um, what's the Christmas station in British? 81. So I was listening. They played that this morning and they cut out the whole, the, the, the Tyson part. And I, I thought it was a, was it still buffering on Netflix? And I thought about it, and I was like, you know what, there's a perfect line to replace it with. Can't believe Tyson didn't give Jake Paul beating. That's how you replace that. True. Shannon. I know you got a lot of black Friday packages to deliver. God bless you. I know it's going to be a fucking blood, blood bath. Good luck. So what are you thankful for as you make your exits, sir? You know, the last nine months of this job, I miss you guys. I, I need a just a day or something, just to hang out with you guys because I miss you all so much, um, it makes me appreciate time with family and friends more, um, because it's, it's a fucking grind. I mean, it is a grind, um, but I, I miss the fuck out of you guys and, um, you know, it almost feels like you are a more ring cameras that Ron and Jeremy was on porn cameras. Whoa. Yikes. That's right. That's right. That's right. I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, it's yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's hard work, man. And, you know, tonight, like, I'll give you guys an example, I'm on spring run and I'm getting ready to make a right turn into someone's driveway and some Jack wagon pass. Passes me on the left as a car is coming. Oh shit. I don't exactly where that is here. And I'm sitting there, like I stopped and the other car stopped while this jackass passes and we're like looking at each other like you, you're dumped like I had the signal on then I was turning into a driveway and this dumbass couldn't wait like not even five seconds for me to turn into a driveway, you know, so that this person get back like what are, what are you doing? What the fuck is wrong with you? I guess I'm not a driver, I mean, spring runs by the way, Cam. Yeah. 12, six, 30 spring run. Take the kids by there. That house is going to be gorgeous. All right. Well, some of the address later, I'm not going to remember them right now. He's got a text, no, I'm just messing with just text it to me, dude, you like the tacky lights that that mid loathing and spy were all them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think it's Queensgate. Mm hmm. Yeah, there's a lot of that's a good spot for a tacky light store. Yeah, we usually do, yeah, but yeah, but that that house is going to be gorgeous, dude. All right. Text me the address. I'll check it out. So but yeah, I just missed the fuck out of you guys. It's that that's the thing that that's these podcasts, like I'm going to suffer tomorrow and I don't give a fuck because I'm just happy to be hanging out with you guys tonight. Yeah, I hear that what I know you're going to power through and I don't just mean the porta potty at the Pocahontas State Park. I know you got to go, but hey, man, like I'm thankful we get to catch up and hang out and it's good to hear your voice and chill and, you know, shoot debris and we've been a little regular in the schedule this this year, but you know, sometimes it's how things go. But you know, I'm always, I'm always thankful for all for all you knuckleheads. Have a good time. This is one of my favorite parts of the week is just hanging out, catching up, having a couple of drinks, shooting a breeze about sports, but it's a good time. So go get some rest and we'll see if we can, I don't know what your schedule is over the course of the week, but we can try to do like a, you know, friends catch up this weekend. I'm not sure what our entire schedule is with Sarah's parents and my mom, but we've got, and we're, we're surprised the kids with a show at Altria was stuck at the Soleil or whatever, they have some things. So hopefully that's, is it Cirque du Soleil? Well, whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully that's a good time. They don't know about it yet. So hopefully they enjoy that. But we'll be around for part of the week and yeah, maybe we can try to catch up. Are you working straight to? Are you just off Thursday? Like they're stopping on Thursday. You know, we're going to have to have a mobile session. We're going to have to follow the mail truck. Right? Is that we're going to have to hang out and follow you on your route. We got to be a lead blocker and like, cut off. Do we have to cut off Karen's for you? Oh, I might. We will cut out Karen's for you. Cut out. Matt will go bus ass, bus ass, bus ass on some Karen's for you. Or actually, give it a bag, go go break some toilets, give it as you, you live from the Porte Hana supported potty. Well, at Woodfield, you could actually go port ass, port ass, port ass. That would be amazing. That would be incredible. I go to jail for that one. What are you doing? Port ass, port ass, diatoces. Diatoces, get over it. Yeah. It's a kit. It's a handicap. It's dialysis. Well, give it a story from this morning. Apparently, it's a handy crap. Exactly. Anyway. All right. Shannon, we'll let you go, babe. Go get some rest. I know what's late for you, but it's great to hang out as always and yeah, I guess we're going to have to tell you, we'll hang out and we should have a carpool. Who was that asshole? Was it James Corden or whatever carpool? Carpool carry out. Carpool carry out. Apparently, he was an ass. Yeah. Yeah. I've heard some stories that he was a real piece of work. I don't know if that's true. But you know what we could do is we could like tailgate you and just shout obscenities at you or shout random sports things. I would fucking love that. That would be really funny. So maybe, maybe what we ought to do is, you know, is we should, yeah, we should load up the car with a couple of people, probably Todd because he just got the longest arms of anybody. Yeah. That motherfucker getting the truck and I said, let him hang out the mail. Yeah, dude. 100% man. You know, it was funny. You ever see how many God all bet me was it Legion? That's got the guy from Lucas, the guy from fast periods too. You know what I'm talking about? Randy? Yeah, it's Legion. Yeah. And you see that guy who gets out of the truck, the ice cream truck and he starts doing you. I saw that a couple of nights ago and he fucking reminded me of Todd. Damn. Well, Ty, we still love you. We'll harass you later, too. Yes. We'll tailgate Shannon and we'll come abduct you from apple spice or whatever. Make it loves a bread and breakfast. We'll just come abduct you and we'll go harass Shannon on his mail route. That sounds like it. By the way, Matt, that sounds like a good day. With all your poops, just make sure you're able to shake them off. No, you don't get it. I didn't get it earlier. You don't get it now. Are you sure about that? Oh, no. Don't you fucking dare. I don't know. Look, I mean, let's just hope your asshole lets them go, bro. I mean, let's just hope. I mean, I mean, the way those terms are coming out, they were just breaking free, man. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. We'll move with that. Can't break. Break and break. You know. Well, you're breaking win for sure, but you know, win in free. God, the last five minutes of this podcast, dude, and then that Redskins game. Uh-huh. That two-fucking version or the non-two-fucking version, that's all you need to turn it back time. Although, that game was shrunk in the end. That game was drunk. That game really was. That game believes they led him run back to the touchdown at the end of the game instead of just taking a knee. Wow. That second touchdown. Yeah. Who wasn't all those years ago if it was a Brian Westbrook that one time? Yeah. Yeah. He cost them fantasy owners. Oh, it was fantasy. Well, they all threw a bitch. Yeah. I don't know how many fantasy owners are complaining. Now it's like a whole bunch of people gambling and betting and whatever. But yeah. Yeah. It's like, uh-huh. But it's just, you know, that was not a smart football. I mean, a smart football play was to go ahead and just fall down and just victory formation out. Yeah. Can you imagine if they had thrown another Hail Mary and scored? I mean, it was close. That would have been crazy. Well, like you. Cardiac commanders. Yeah. Right. The cardiac command. Well, the frickin touchdown to frickin make Lauren was the Hail Mary. That was the gift. That was beautiful. That was the gift. I'm telling you, they should have gone for the two point conversion right there. That's what I thought. I believe it. When you hit that play, like, yeah, you just take it river. If there were ever a time just this season to bring back a river boat run for one time, that would have been it. Have a little surprise. Quinn didn't go for it. No, he, he said it didn't even cross his mind, which is crazy to me. And in that moment, this is how I felt because you. You were not in that game. You had no business winning that game and yet you hit that play and you're not going for two. Like what? No. And it's Dallas, your arch rival. I mean, that, that's where you do the, the tight end or alignment that falls down. You go one way and then throw back the other one. I mean, when did we have the team communications and one here and Jerry Jones and the other? Well, you can sum it up with this gentleman. And the rocket. Come on. Anyway, Shannon, we're going to keep you up accidentally. You got to go. Good. Oh, it's all good. All right. Well, then. Screw it. What? We can't be Trinidad on a field that's too wet and too heavy. What are we doing? What are we doing? Anyway, we've, I mean, really, we've covered everything anyway. I won't make some glory. Shut up, Jerry. Yeah. Fuck off, Jerry. We're ducking. Tch. Another game. Glory. Hey, Hawks. Don't talk about playoffs. No, they got to be the tight. If they don't beat the Titans. They're in real trouble. And by the way, Justin, yeah, if you're not seeing, I can stuff one more thing into me after eating Thanksgiving, you're doing it wrong. I don't even know where that sound bite is, but I will say this, I know the perfect sound bite for you and mashed potatoes, and I expect to see pictures of you in that sweatshirt on with a big old fucking plate of potatoes. Yeah. You got it, bro. Oh, oh, oh. Now I remember. Now I remember that sound bite. I met you. Shane, and you're right. You're right. You're right. Hold on. Two chicks at the same time. Hold on. Great. Well, hey, we got a lot of stuff going on here. Apparently. Hey, hey. That was when I just passed by. Hey, where are the white women at? Oh, yeah, this is the old Tony Bruno sample. I haven't I haven't scrolled to that one in a while. It's been a minute, man. Man, I didn't realize I put put daddy's son, Rachel, you and she. Yes. Yes. Loob in. That's a legitimate kid. Let's see. That's for the I don't remember what that one is titled. That's the problem with that. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Not really. Tell me how my ass tastes. Oh, here you go. All right, Shannon, tell me about your Thanksgiving. I could not fit one more thing inside of me. But when it comes to mashed potatoes, he going to try. He's going to try. Get in my feeling. That's like me and stuffing. Yeah, you do love some stuff and that's true. Anyway. All right, well, like, look, man, I am very much thankful for the time that we shared doing this. I'm thankful for, you know, not having Dan Snider is none or any more f that guy. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. And, you know, look, maybe maybe the first half of the season that they over performed and we're going to get the regression to the mean on the second half. It's still been mostly enjoyable. Last couple of weeks have been pretty stressful and annoying from a fandom standpoint. But if you take big picture for you, I think this is where you all like, think about what the charge is doing, right? And you go, this is probably the worst of charges are going to be under, under Harbaugh, right? They're going to build. They're going to be better. So keep that in context. The Redskins are the commanders are the Washington football team who's put the WTF and the WFT the past month. This is this hopefully is the worst that they are for the next decade, right? If Daniels is legit, if Peters can build that roster out, if the Quinn higher works out, there's a lot of there's a lot of ifs and if ifs and buts for Kenny nuts, every day would be Christmas. I hear that. Look, man, there's there's a there's a curse in Washington on November 18th, right? Oh God. You told me about that. It took out Thieslin. It took out Alex Smith and it took out Ovechkin, right? And I hope Ovi can get back, you know, on ice and and, you know, we'll see others. We'll see how the season finishes. I would imagine at some point, whether it's this year or next, he's going to pass Gretzky. It doesn't make it better than Gretzky, but it's still an incredible accomplishment. But there was a part of me, I made this joke to somebody, I don't think it was in the sports through chat, I was like, well, at least it got the curse off the football team, right? I'm sorry for Ovi. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for, you know, if that's good, I am. But at least it wasn't, at least it wasn't a football team this time, right? So there is a part of me that legit thinks Snider getting out of there has broken some of the curse. It's a different direction. I'm sorry that, you know, happened to Fosman, happened out of Smith and that was crazy because it was around the same spot of the field. It was all kinds of weird stuff. And it's a bummer about Ovechkin. But there is a different vibe and a different energy and a different feel. And I hope that we're at the front end of possibilities of what can be. And I'm thankful for that. And Matt, I'm thankful that you don't have an ost me bag in a porthole that are on Pornhub. So thank you for that as well. I'm thankful that there are Porta Potties on Shannon's mail route. I'm thankful that Randy had PTO to put up with all of our stupidity tonight. I'm thankful for my family, my kids, my mom's still being here, you know, Sarah's parents still being here and you know, I'm blessed to watch my kids grow and I cannot believe that I've got an eight and a 10 year old and it feels like just the other day. They were like one in three. That's insane to me. I know. And Shannon, I can't believe you're essentially you're around the corner from having a couple of college kids. I mean, it's just bananas. I remember doing sports radio 910 with you and you had babies and we were out in the bottom at big daddies hanging out to it in the morning and I'm like trying to stay awake and you're like, what's going on? I'm like, I got freaking in. I know you were a good sport man. You tough a lot of stuff out, man. That is for sure because you were you went you went from a career in the Navy with the poop deck that being a daddy dealing with the poop deck. You know what I'm saying? Essentially. Yeah. That's how that works, man. But you were a trooper, but you know, I'm thankful for you guys. I'm thankful for the friendships of the people that are around and, you know, the things that we do share because you do grow apart with some people. You grow closer with others. You form new relationships, you lose some life is kind of weird like that, but I'm thankful for y'all and I'm thankful for my kids and I love Sarah and I love Logan. I love Chloe and I'm excited for the next couple of years for them, but I know I'm going to have my hands full man with Logan and Chloe, Chloe, the heartbreaker and we'll see what Logan does. But it's a good year. Some things have been tough the past couple of years, but I'm thankful for where we're at and how we got here and I'm excited about the next couple of chapters, both for sports with the Green Bay, obviously, and, you know, the Redskins, which I hope they get the name back, but Washington and we'll go from there. So that that's my piece. That's my story. Randy Matt, you do your bit and we'll get out of here. Well, I mean, you know, obviously we start with, you know, just the basic stuff. You know, obviously thankful for you, thanks for Penny, thankful just being healthy, having a roof over my head, you know, a good job, you know, they treat me pretty well, so I guess I can't complain, so I definitely need to be thankful for them. Obviously, you know, thankful for getting to do this with you guys because, I mean, without it, I mean, God, life would be pretty boring. I feel like, you know, doing this for, I don't know how many years now, I feel that, I obviously not as long as Shannon, but long enough that it's just helped me kind of come out of my shell a lot, so I'm really thankful for that. Also just, you know, life in general, because at this point, given where things are headed, I mean, obviously we have no clue where things are going to go, so it's got to be thankful for what we have while we still have it. Buckle up, buddy. Yeah, I know, right? Yeah, I'm good, Matt. I'm thankful for being alive, first off. You ought to be giving your ass. I like how we went out to dinner, I picked this dumbass up from dialysis, we ended up at sports page, we were ordering, so I get unsweety, and this diet, just out of dialysis, dude, is like, can I get sweet tea, I'm like, what are you doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm like, get some unsweeties like that. He's like, no, he's like, no, he's like, no, I just got out of dialysis, give me the sweet tea. Hey, sweetie. I've been drinking H2O all day on day, I want something different. Got me in. Get some beer, motherfucker. I did get here. I got Corona. He got it. He got a Corona, that's true, but this straight out of dialysis, dude, straight up got some sugar balm, sweet tea, because you know what? Do I look like I give a ha, do I get it? It wasn't even that sweet either. Oh, I had to sip of that, because he gave me the sweet tea by accident. That was sweet. Lord, no. When you're used to unsweet that, when you're used to unsweety, sweet, sweet tea is very sweet. Your ass likes really sugary ass stuff, so you probably didn't think it was that sweet. I mean, I'm drinking a lot. I know. Trust me. I drink more water now than I've ever drank in my whole life, so I mean, most of the time during the day, I'm drinking water, but then at night, at dinner, I usually have more sugar drink. And then I don't drink as much milk as I used to. Yeah. It's a smaller cup before I go to bed. Back to you. Back to stuff you're thankful for. So I think it's a plan because in July, beginning of July, it's a little possibly a little touch and go. We didn't know for sure. Yeah. Thank you for my family. Thank you for you, great gentlemen, who I've been able to turn to for various things over the years. Right. I'm thankful for Melissa because God damn, somebody's had to put up with me for 16 years of the female persuasion. Oh my God. She's a woman. It is the same. Oh, I mean, Rapa called her an angel. No, she's the same. She either called her a Melissa angel or a saint. What are those? I'm thankful that my mom is still alive. I don't know why I've been so evil. You don't know why you're thankful or why she's alive. Oh my God. A little boat. Jesus Christ. Hey, man. It's turning out to be extremely awkward to exist. This is pretty rough. Hey, look. Look, I can tell you how. What are we doing? I mean, Justin. And what? I'm ready to a degree. Couldn't vouch for your mom's a piece of work. Your mom's a piece of work, 100%. And you almost sound like the Giants fan right here. Oh, God. Did you watch that clip I sent you to Rex this morning? Yeah, I did. I did. They're soft. They're a mess. They're a disaster. That's such a mess. All right. Your mom's sort of kind of okay, dad of course, like I'm like friends and like I'm back to the friends. Okay, I'm just glad I'm kind of still here. I'm glad you're still here as well because you were a moron for a little bit and we had to bust your ass to get you to go in and do the dialysis and all that stuff. I thought you were going to try to mail it in man and peace out. Oh, there's a compliment I mean, some days I just don't know if I can go to the dialysis. I know. I know. We got to get you there, man. So I'm glad. Don't think sucks. Trust me. Yeah. Don't think so. So I'm glad you're still here. Besides, look, we got a whole career for Jordan love to have. You can't peace out yet. You got to wait until them, you know, fucker. Yeah. How about that? Yeah. 30. We're already going. What? I'm 32 years old. I know. Great quarterback. Somebody said something to me today and I was like, hell yeah. Aaron Rodgers, Jordan Love, let's go. 32 years. It really is bananas. Must be nice. Yeah. All right. You're a drunken feller. Oh my God. What a disaster that was. Come on. All right, gentlemen. Anthony Richardson. I mean, come on. A little early yet, early yet, a little rough around the edges. We'll see. We'll see how that turns into. Hey, look, high, you know, underwear Olympics, high physical potential. Right? We got a bright side to say it. So anyway, you know, all kidding aside, it's great to catch up. Great to hang out. I hope everybody said, look, safe travels. Have a great Thanksgiving with your spouse at your house, with your friends at your parents, whatever you're doing. Safe travels. Enjoy it. Have a good time with food. Have a good time with friends. Have a good time with family. And hopefully we get some good football looking at you, Dallas. I don't know if I should expect it. God bless. But here's to a good day. I don't want the Giants to win. No, that's not bad at all. It'll be hilarious. But the Giants aren't trying to win right now. They're just trying to just be butt-suck. So we'll see how that turns out. But you know, enjoy the long weekend and enjoy, you know, enjoy the time, man. Enjoy the time with those that you love. And look, from all of us to all of you, thanks for listening. Thanks for putting up with our crap. Thanks for listening to Whitfield's poop stories and ostomy bag jokes. Lord knows what this podcast could turn into. I'm glad double-dolled that make an entrance on the ostomy bag in the porthole. Who knew? From one poop deck to another. Let's not even put that out. If you're speaking about that, it would have been about putting it in there, not out there. Oh, that was for you, Todd. That was for you. Yep. Yeah, whoop. There it is. Yeah. Essentially. Yeah. All right. All right. All right. Everybody, go get some rest keywords or sports and brew as always. You can find us. iTunes, Spotify, Apple music, man, it's all, whatever, Amazon's all over the place. Thanks for putting up with our crap. Have a great Thanksgiving. We'll catch you in the flip side and dear God, Washington, can you beat the freaking titans? Remember the titans? Go forth and beat the razz, please. Don't out. I swear to God, if they out surrender, Cobra, will levis, I'm going to be really irritated. I don't blame you. I'm just saying, man, I'm just saying next week could be entertaining if that happens. Yeah. Well, if they lose to the titans, they're probably going to do like the Giants and lose to the bi week. So I don't know. Anyway, all right, gentlemen, go get some rest. We'll catch you to flip side. Have a great Thanksgiving, man. It was fantastic. Appreciate it. That was fun. As always, man, go get some rest, guys. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, friends. Appreciate it. As we like to say, good night now. I'll see you out late. All right. Good night friends. Good night, guys. Be here me. Damn straight. That's right. [MUSIC PLAYING] (whooshing) [BLANK_AUDIO]
