The Lords Sacred District Podcast

EP. 149 | “ALONE FOREVER”

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Broadcast on:: 03 Dec 2024
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Yes. But we're here now episode one forty nine one forty nine forty nine. Who are you by the way for the person who just listening to you for the first time? Who are you? Well, my name is Bonnie. I'm here with Laz. Yep. I'm here with Andre. Hello. And we're also here with Chris. I don't see. I'm going to need a little bit more energy. Can you do that again? Yeah, please. I told you you're the best. Sunshine. Do it like zombie. What's popping everybody? My name is Bonnie. I'm here with Laz. Yeah. I'm here with Rodriguez. We got Chris and the motherfucker. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's do some one forty nine. One forty nine. One forty nine. We're going to give it to you like this. Raw. This is the first. Raw. By the pillow, we're going to drive. It's the separate first, yo. So you just know someone's been busting nuts, yo. It's almost Christmas. Oh my gosh. So busting nuts, huh? Oh, yeah, yeah. I've completed my mission. I'm an open free agent now. So, yeah. Is that the government? Oh, yeah, for the government, all right. So you think you have what it takes to be a, like a, what's it? A fucking FBI SBIH. Sex slaves to the government? A federal agent. Yeah. We were talking about him being an open market, like it's no nut. November is over. He could fuck now. Thank you, guys. But then he said, not fuck. I'm celibate. Yeah. Fuck it's too vulgar. Yeah. I'm celibate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck. So, and then you brought in government. Yeah. Because he wants to fuck the government. Yeah. Fuck the government. That's right. That's what we're talking about, right? That was the establishment. Keep this just ticking off before we even start, huh? Oh, I mean, I love the government. Who doesn't, especially now that Trump is not this, right? Okay, okay. Guys, just to touch up on this, uh, sexual part of the podcast. I was, I was looking at a study. It's, or I saw somewhere along the lines where it said, like, uh, what is it? By the year 2069. One and every four adults in the U.S. will stay single for life. So you, I saw that too. And I thought of you like, you thought of me? You and money because usually there's four of us in here. And I was like, oh, one of you guys is going to be single for the rest of your life. That's true. That's true. Or they could just marry each other. And I wait, they're both together. Yeah, they break barriers. They break. Fuck your research records. That's right. That's right. So one of you guys will be single for the rest of your life. Statistically speaking. Statistically speaking. Yeah. I mean, I, I do want to settle down eventually, get married and stuff. But kids, you want kids? Yeah. All right. All right. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was a little hesitant. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, I mean, yeah, that's all in the plans, but honestly, being single is not bad. Like it's going to be money and a good life. I agree. I love myself. I love my company. I've known how to, I know how to have fun on my own. I know how to keep myself busy, entertain, not really fulfilled as well. Still probably like, he's like, I still cry at night when I could have been. Yeah. So to statistically speaking, what do you guys think it's going to be? Yeah, you guys, you guys decide. I don't know. I've known money the longest. So I think it's going to be a money. Oh, shit. Money's very, uh, I'm not happy, even though I should be happy with the situation. I mean, I would just start over and see. Since I've known him, it's been like that. It's like, he doesn't, a lot. Sometimes he doesn't even have a reason to be over it, but he's just wants like a new starting things. I don't know. That's just how I've seen it. And with this guy, I've seen him like being like with the time that I've seen you, he'd be nice knowing you. He's only have like one chick that I knew was pretty serious. And other than that, he just kept by to himself and like, if he found someone, I think that he would actually settle down and like, yeah, yeah, because I've seen him like in a relationship. Well, to my future girlfriend watching this, don't listen to anything that last said, that's not true. She's not one. It's not even like that. I think it was like with anything though, like, if I expected anyone to quit on us here, it'd be money for like, just a rant. I need a new star. Yeah, I need a new star. It's like that with anything with your job. Like you just get bored easily, I feel you're just a quitter. Just a quitter. No, you know what? Because I will say that he'll get a job and he'll find the quickest way to get at the very top. And then it's like, all right, I'm over this. I need a new challenge. So he makes it to the top, though. Maybe I'm not saying it's bad. It's just like, sometimes it's just, I feel like he's just one of those people that constantly needs a challenge. Play will spend this in a better way. Play making moves by Big Sean. Making moves. I make it moves. I mean, I'm bad, no. Hey, see, yeah, I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm just, I got asked why I thought it would be the first thing I said, it's Andre. Wait, me? Yeah. You're going to be the one that's going to be settled down. Well, I do hope to find. I think you guys both will, but if it was going to be one, we had to pick one. Watch this. We asked him. We can't be getting upset. What's his husband's name going to be? Chris Savala. Very good. Very funny. You don't get divorced and come out. Well, you guys will go to Idaho or what is that state where you can have multiple wives in? Utah, Utah, Utah. You guys will go to Utah. Okay. One of you guys will change your gender and change the last name. Okay, I'm not changing my gender yet. So it looks like you're going to be missing. It looks like we're not getting married. That's what that looks like. Nah, but I really do hope both of you guys do end up settling down, have kids. Don't make it sound like that. You may sound like I'm like hopeless. Jesus. Well, hopefully he finds someone and hopefully things work out. You're not alone for the rest of your life. Good luck to you. That's how you guys are taking it. All I said is I really do hope you guys do find someone and settle down. You guys said you guys both want kids. I want both that for both of you guys. Who's to say we don't have kids already? Yeah. I mean, that would make you guys whole room parents because no one sees you guys with any kids. Yeah, that's true. That's true. I don't have any kids. Really? What about that guy? Who do I think will not have a kid, Chris? Shoot and fucks. I think even if you guys don't end up settle down and shoot, you guys will have kids. Probably. So you're saying I'm just dumping nuts and random. I'm not saying you guys are dumping nuts. Ladies don't listen to this guy. Shoot not the clubs. I think Chris. Chris is very like, we can't afford it. It takes too much to live California. Like, which most people should be thinking that way. Like, oh, like it's fucking too much. It's too expensive. If I had more money, I'd definitely have kids probably. Well, that's what Patrick bad David said. He's like, those are the people that should actually be having more kids because you're thinking, yeah, you're thinking logistically, you're thinking like from a, you're smart, yeah, you're a smart person and you should relate that to your child and to your offspring because that's the type of people that we need in the world. Oh, yeah. That's what he was saying. Yeah. I told you, Chris, we're waiting. I told Chris that he should be having kids, bro. I fucking, you can't afford it. I've thought about like just like, well, I've like thought about like, because it's like, it's a new world that we live in, bro. You know, it's not the same like when our parents or our grandparents came in. Like the internet has changed the dynamic of relationships and, you know, accessibility to people. Imagine how many people that you met that you were never supposed to meet, right? And I think with the change of like the internet and society, I think that also like ushers in like a new type of love. I don't think people are so monogamous anymore. It's all about polygamy now. Yeah, I think that's, no, I feel like that's the way the world is leaning to because imagine like 50% of the people that got married to divorce already. But it's not the world. I mean, America, America, we live in America. There's very many places American society. I know, but it's it. We're not the world champs, bro, we're America. I know the Western, the Western world is different for sure. But this is where we live. So I'm speaking to like people in this same situation. I feel like I it's more realistic for me to like have a child with like and be a co-parent than for for it is to me, like to like fall in love and like get married. Do you think it's more realistic to you? It feels more realistic like in the world that I'm living in. Yeah, that's so okay. I know it is crazy. Can you love two people at the same time? I don't think so. I love three. In this case, like, since you're romantic romantically. No, you can't, bro. You can't, bro. You can't. Because I mean, once one person stops, is it possible? Love is when you give your full attention and all that. Yeah, when you give all of yourself to somebody. Love it. That's what you're saying. Yeah, love it. Dedicate it to one person. Yeah, because even for me, loving my kids and my wife, it's two different kinds of loves. Of course. It's I feel like you I don't think you can, bro. Because I give when I love my wife and I give her my all. And I expect her to give me her all. And I feel like if I got half of it and the other half was going somewhere else, I would notice that and I would like, I wouldn't like that. And okay, eventually it leans more one way. Because you hit it off with a person more than another. They say this person is pissing you off more. This did like, there's no way to love two people at the same time. I don't think in my world, this is it. Okay. Well, that's like, I understand what Monty's asking and I think maybe it is possible. But since we were raised on like monogamy and like core values, family tradition, like our blueprint of what love looks like. If you compare that to polygamy, like it doesn't make sense. It doesn't fit inside of that blueprint. Do you hear me? Like that's just based on like how society was taught to us and so. So maybe in a world where it's like, oh yeah, you can't, if they teach you like, oh, hey, you could love two people at the same time, then it might be more accepted. But since it's not accepted in society, if you say that to anyone regular, like, oh, I have two wives, they're going to be like, but you know, like. Yeah, yeah. And at the end of the day, if you like how last said, if you do, you're probably going to love so more than the other, right? It's not going to be like equal, right? Yeah, so personally, I mean, oh, a man's like, oh, I wish I could have seven. Right. That's how they got the Middle Eastern people. Why that's not really like, I know it is. I know it is. I know, I know what like one-on-one love is. Like it feels fire. You know, you don't want anything else. Yeah. But Timani's question, I think it's possible. I just don't think it's accepted. And I think that would folk with your psyche a bit. I want to go back to what you were saying. I prefer to just fall in love with prison. I prefer talking about what you were talking about. You think that it's more reasonable for you to just prepare? Not only me, to a lot of people. Yeah. Then finding someone you love and having kids with them, settling down and living like a perfect, not perfect, because when you're married to the sunset, yeah. I want, don't get me wrong, I want that. He wants that, but he feels like realistically for him, like he can see himself just being a girl. But he says it's like that for most people. I think in today's world, it happens. I'm sure everyone wants that. Do you feel like that? No, I want that one person. I want that one person too, I'm insane. But I can co-parent, like if I have to, like if I, you know. Poor kids, bro. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Poor kids, but also maybe not poor kids. Maybe it's better off that way. Yeah, because my parents had like a horrible relationship and like that lasted way longer than it should have. And I can say that when my parents split, I was actually more at peace of the child once that happened. Every situation is different, but look at it this way. Like if that makes sense. If your kids were like just with you, you know they're going to be fine, because they're with you. Therefore, they're going to be fine, right? Yeah. Like you're going to do everything in your path for that. No, it's not the same. If my kids got split up between me and my wife, even if we both agree to do the same thing, it's not going to be the same, like to them, to anyone. Like the child's, unless the whole world changes and does that, the child's going to like, I really believe both parents need to be present in the same house for the child to come out. The best that it could possibly come out. Like his, his, um, his statistic in 2023 there were approximately 15 million single parent families in the United States with around 7.3 million single mothers and 1.6 single fathers. It's already at 15 million. That co-parenting thing that we're talking about, it's already at 15. And that doesn't even mean that it's like co-parenting. You don't even know if the other person in the picture. No, well, there's single parents. That means there's no one else. Yeah. I mean, in some situations it's better if the parents split up, like what you were saying, but I agree with you like, and that's why I would want to stay with my significant other, right? Like, because low, we have a kid. We're trying to offer the best life possible. It's better if we're both present. I agree with that. I do agree with you. Like, the kid grows up seeing like, okay, like, this is how you're supposed to like, love someone, right? Oh, this is right. The way I think of it is like, unless you guys are getting put, your hands are getting put on each other and like, shit like that. Like, yeah, you guys should separate. Like me and my wife, we argue. We argue about stupid shit. It's never shit that like, I think I gotta be better off without you in this situation. Yeah, but do you think a child can distinguish what's going on? No, no, no, no, they don't, but... I just see you guys arguing. Yeah, but eventually, like, they're going to get old enough to understand. It's not a big deal. Like, we're not fighting. I'm not putting my hands on you. You're not putting your hands on me. Yeah, yeah. Like, we're arguing because you don't know what the fuck you want to eat, and I don't know what the fuck I want to eat. It's like a petty fight. Yeah. Like, shit like that's not going to break up a family. Like, if it's... And shit like that is what will get someone to just pick up and leave. Like, it's as simple as that, and now this kid is getting co-parent where like, yeah, it's half and half, but the half that he's over here, he's really with his grandma, or really with his this. And it's tough, bro. Now you're putting in a kid in a situation where it's like... I mean, yeah, sometimes it's not up to the parents. Yeah, yeah. Like, sometimes it's out of their control, right, because it's two people. Yeah. However, like, I've seen situations where like, yeah, the parents are co-parenting. And when the kid is with the mom, like, dude, the mom is a great mom. She's doing everything, like, perfect. Everything right. I'm not saying co-parenting doesn't work, because I've seen examples of it being perfect. Like, my aunt coke parents with her ex-husband. Yeah. Yeah, there's some... Like, the parents are like friends. They're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, that's cool, you know? Like, there's peace there. At least they're not fighting and trying to rip each other's heads off. But the kid still grows up, like, yeah, how come my parents aren't together? When they see a picture of a family in school, they're just like, like, that's not my family, you know? I think it just gets to the point where it's like, is the kid going to be better off in a household where the parents are fighting, or if they're separated? Mm-hmm. It just depends. Like, some parents are going to be better off separated. And unfortunately, that will affect the kid, but it'll be better for them in the long run than parents staying together, growing better. You're going to be in a hostile environment, yeah. Because people don't grow, like... Okay, we're talking about, like, argument, right? What's arguing, like, putting your hands on each other? Yeah, you should definitely not beat the... Or, like, yelling, yeah, like, that's even unhealthy, yeah. It's going to happen, of course, but, I mean, you try not to, like, argue in front of the kids, or... Some people just... I mean, everyone parents differently. So it's like, it's true. Everyone has their own way of looking at things. And I think it's just whatever's for the better of the kids. If the parents are going to be fighting, and the kids are going to learn resentment, like, throughout, like, 10 years of... And then, eventually, the parents, like, hate each other. They talk shit to each other to the kids, and that's not good. Yeah, and then when the kid grows up, either he's going to... That's going to happen? Or he's going to be like, "Oh, I'm not going to do that, right?" If the talking shit's going to happen, it's going to happen regardless of the together separated. So not when they're separated, now you're tucking shit when your dad's not around, and when your mom's not around, and now your mom's a bad person, and you're not trying to be over there. And I don't think... Yes, like, unless it's super like, "Oh my God, like, they cannot be around this. Like, this is fucking bad." Like, they're going... They're going to school and telling people, "Oh, like, this is going on at home? Get the fuck out of there." I grew up with my parents arguing all the time over stupid shit, but I also grew up seeing my parents fucking loving each other, and like holding hands, kissing, and seeing shit like that. Like, it's normal for people to argue. There's no way that you're not going to argue with the person that you're with. Yeah. Almost 24/7 at days, you know, like... Nah, yeah, that's true. Like, I'm sure your parents still to this... They argue about stupid shit. And they argue about stupid shit that like, it's dumb, you know? I feel like your parents... I could say that I don't think they'd ever leave each other. Like, it wouldn't make sense. Even when they were... Like, when I lived with you for a while, even when they were mad at each other, they were like, "Oh, I'm gonna go here, do you want some thing?" Or like, they just know that it's petty shit when they're fighting. I'm sure they've gotten into serious situations, and you got to see that in shit, or maybe you didn't. But we all grew up with our parents arguing. Zondra grew up in a different environment where he felt like it was better for him to... It was better real trust me. No, yeah. And I could only imagine. Like, if you feel like, "Oh, it would have been better for me to get out of it." That's why he's okay with co-parents. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Worked out for him. I understand. Yeah. I understand how he could chase. Sometimes he's better. But that wasn't co-parenting. It was just like single mom type shit. Co-parenting is when both parents are involved. I guess what I mean is like the separation of the people. If it's through the better, like it can work out. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like everyone tries to co-parent too, and then eventually one side is like... Jealous. Yeah, and it's like, "Oh, he's staying here." "Ah, what's he doing? Why does he have that clothes on? Why'd you cut his hair like that?" Yeah. Oh, I there, yeah. And then that's when you're like, "Now you're a single mom," or "Now you're a single dad." Well, that's when people kind of like weaponize their child and like the upbringing of their child, and they try to use that to, you know, poke at... The other person. Yeah, the other person's decision-making. Imagine being the kid in the middle of that. Yeah, that's poor kid. See, that's unhealthy co-parenting. Yeah. You know, when they're like weaponizing the child against each other. I think there's a higher... But like a rate of that, then there is a higher rate of good. But do I want to find love? Yes. I hope you guys... I want to settle down. Yes. Do I want to have kids? Yeah. Even the white picket fans, the house, the car in the front. Everyone wants that, bro. Even if we take Chris's idea, get you guys both married here, get some adopted kids. What if I wanted you, bro? I would. I'm already taking... We can't have any kids, so we want to work out. You guys could adopt. No, I want to watch the bird. The last one I could be witnesses. You want to watch the bird? So, I think... You know, a day's men could have babies. By then, right? No, no, it's over now. No, it is. Okay. You didn't hear the... It was all... I've tried. You've tried. We've tried already. It doesn't work. You got a new president, bro. Everything's going to change. Oh, okay. Everything's going to change. I cannot wait for... The vending machine snacks are going to go down to a dollar You know? What are they at? 150? All that good stuff. What do you guys think about him trying to take out the transgender from the military? No, I say, let them try it. Let them fight it. Exactly. If they want to support the country, let them. That's what I was thinking. I was like, we're going to take soldiers out. That means like, we're next in line. Our line just got shorter, yo. Nah. Nah, I don't think that sounds ridiculous. He's going to do it. That doesn't sound like... Something would take out the trans from the military. Gender's out of the military. I mean, we got it. Like, there's got to be with it. That doesn't sound like... That doesn't sound right. Yeah, it does not sound right. That sounds like just... It doesn't sound right like a magazine title. All right. You think your president's not going to do this? I mean, he might do that, but... How big of a factor do you think the LGBT had on voting? Why do you think a lot of people want him as a president? Wait, what do you mean? The LGBTQ community? Not that situation. Like the whole thing as a whole. Like, you think a lot of people voted for that. Like, I voted off of immigration. I think there's people that voted off of that shit. Like, I'm over this shit. You got to stop. A lot of people did. Yeah, for sure. So... I think that was a huge factor, actually. Yeah, exactly. So, him trying to get rid of this from the military is... Doing something off his agenda, it's off his checklist. He's calling you a hypocrite. He's calling you a hypocrite right now. Okay, so he's taking him out the military. Maybe it's for the better. I don't know what that is. This guy. That's crazy, yo. Actually, when you put it that way, I can see it. How they should feel out of there. What happened to... Don't... What happened to, like... Look, it looks a very "wonta" type shit, you know? You're the conviction. Yeah, maybe those people don't know how to... Fight Wars, I don't know. I'm with you. I think, like, anyone that's willing to... Even if there's illegal people that are trying to go fight. Let them fight, bro. I don't care. Of course. Anyone that's willing to die for this country. No, no, they can't be trusted. That's why they don't even know who they are. They don't even know who they're fighting for. What do you think, Chris? You think that it's something that should be done? I mean, realistically, I honestly don't... I mean, if they want to go fight, go fight. But if he also bans them, I don't think there's, like, a huge line just waiting to, like, go fight in the war, like... You're saying that they're not a line of trans men and women that... That are, like, on the wait list to join the army? I'm sure there's, like, a good handful, I'm sure. There's a bunch. I'm sure. But... I don't think it'll... I don't think it's going to be that big, like... It was more for the headline, you think? Probably. But he's going to sign that bill that says no more transgender. I mean, if he does, then I mean... I'm sure they'll be able to fight for, like... He's probably going to crack that moron, like, okay, you got to choose. Oh, no, he's getting them out. He said I'm getting them out. Then it becomes a moral thing, like, do you believe in the war? You know what I mean? Then it's just like, do... Why would you want to go fight in this war in the first place? Then don't... Then don't, like, you're... You're almost being saved by not going... If he wants to do something like that, I think he should just change the rules... Because weren't the rules back then, like... Like, just don't say anything. Oh. You know, like, if you're fucking gay or any of that shit, you just don't say shit. Yeah, but gays are, like, proud now. They're like... Yeah, it's like... They will have, like, a rainbow. I think they changed, like, they made changes to where, like... Oh, you could be out in the military. When before it was, like, if you are, just... Shush. And I think, too, it's more of, like, the other soldiers, where they're, like, kind of, like, freaked out about it. Then it is, like, an institutional thing. Okay, so... Let's see, would you guys... Have you guys ever taken a public shower? No. I have, when I was, like, in the wrestling team, in high school. So would you trip out if you knew that there was someone openly gay in a shower with you? I mean, as long as he wasn't, like, fucking... Doing anything weird or staring at me, like... So what if, like, the whole team came in... What if the whole team came in? What if the whole team came in? You're not showering yet, but everyone's naked and you know how you guys play all gay, like, slap each other in the ass. Soccer did that, too, you guys slapped it. And they all slapped you in the ass. Soccer, guys. Would you be... Would you be mad if he did it, too? And, like, if he's... Like, good job, good game. While I'm naked, I feel like... Like, yo, man, how come... How come he said everyone else did it? Why is that one guy hard, though? Why is he hard? Everyone else did it. Good game. Okay, I guess you could do it, too. Come on. Make it clear. He's like, you missed. 'Cause I'm... Dude, again, I just had a straight guy do it, but not the gay guy. All right, as a joke. 'Cause I'll get hard if he doesn't. Whoa, Chris. I mean, that's a legit question. That's a legit question. Yeah. Would you let him do it? If everyone did it. 'Cause... Wasn't there, like, a gay football player? Like, on the polls? NBA? Okay. Oh, well, I think it was football. Yeah, football. Yeah. So, it's like, those guys were in the locker room with those guys. But they... Hey, you better pick a shower with your fucking... With just underwear on. As long as I have my compression shorts on, yeah. Compression shorts. Yeah. Money showers in the cup. I mean, dude, we weren't smacking our... Like, each other's asses in the... Right. When we were showering. This is not the wrestlers. That's what the soccer players do. But we didn't... We didn't get to shower at school. No, you know what we did, though. Our coach didn't like watching us like that. We would put a bunch of... You know, your coach will watch you? Well, this guy. What the fuck? He's like, our coach didn't like watching us in the shower like that. So, we didn't get to shower at school. How come coach is binoculars all the time? He's a wrestling coach. He's always up. He's making sure nothing's fishy happens. Wait, he doesn't need to stretch with us. So, your coaches have to watch you shower for... No, no, they don't. No, they don't. No, no, no, no. It's fucking... You're hearing what you want to hear, is that? I thought I heard that. Yeah, there was, like, panels, right? Like, that would... Like, there was, like... Three showers. A panel, another three showers a panel. And they had, like... On the bottom, it was like, you can duck under, right? We just, like, squirted a bunch of soap all on the floor, and we would just slip inside, like... Make it all look like... A bubble naked? Make it? This guy's wild. Ducking over, bubble naked. That's crazy. That is crazy. Nah, he's a wild boy. Yeah. Money's crazy, yeah. Money was lightweight, all the heavyweights. You got first, money! Show us how to do a bunch. That's insane. How often did Zeller walk by there? Nah, no. The coaches weren't there. Actually, there was... There was one coach that actually, like, was there. Showering. I don't know if he was naked. The pause after the shower. What does a coach need a shower after a game? I don't know, but I do remember there was a... I was sweaty watching that. One time there was a coach. He wasn't, like, a teacher, whether he was, like, an assistant coach, too. He was in there, butt naked showering. He was, like, a coach showering amongst us. Oh, what?! Yeah. You should have reported him, yo. Coach, today was your day off, I thought. You guys still came in for the old team. No team. Came in for the old team. Wait, no one said anything. I'm dedicated. Did you guys talk about that at all? Like, when that happened? No. Where, like, dude? Wait, do you have anything, like... Sounds like they're in the room. He's like... He high-fived me. We fucked this. Yeah, it was all good. Yeah, I might grab a card. He said, "Nice card." He chest bumped. He said, "All good." We chest bumped each other. That's crazy. How old was this guy? 18 plus. You said he's a coach. Well, yeah, the thing is, like, okay, we're all in high school. This guy was probably, like, 32 at the time. Oh, yeah. He was a parfaro. Yeah. He served five. Horny bastard. Sort of five. Dude. Me? Dude, I would never fucking shower with 16-year-olds. I would not go... What the fuck? That's fucking crazy, dog. He's like, "No, you'll get there. It'll drive." So they'll drop. That's crazy. Not even with underwear on, yo. Fuck, no. I don't know if you had underwear on or not. I cannot verify it. You blacked it out. This one blacked out. Oh! He's like, "Coach is here." I woke up with the water. I woke up with water. Can I face it? That was a water, huh? Holy me. Like, "Hey, wake up." That was a water. That was a water. The coach changed out the soap for the ditty baby oil, bro. He like, "Jolly." He's like, "You good papa?" Oops. I wonder if it was so slippery. Don't worry, I got you. Come here. That's crazy, bro. Coach was fucking showering in there with you guys. He was there amongst us. No, he was in there, bro. Stop saying amongst us. I'm amongst us. I guess he was there among you guys, but that's insane. He was just trying to be a homie. Yeah. Okay, so I don't know if you guys saw Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy's kids got married. Would you guys trip out? Like, if... Like... Two celebrities could be a funny kid. Would that be weird for you guys? Like, if your homie... It's kid married, like, your kid. I mean, as long as they love each other, like, if the love is real, then... No, that'd be cool. But the thing is, it's not... You get to hang out. That kind of reminds me of like... Now we're fucking bothering laws. Like, yeah, Martin. Let them talk. They're marrying for like, status, could it be? Like, back in the day? Nah, I don't think it's that. I think for them, they end up together. We keep the family rich. It might be that, but I think for them, it made the more sense because it's like... It's powerful. Both our parents are rich. Like, they're probably around each other a lot. Yeah, they're in a bunch of movies together. We're at all the same events. And, like, we probably go to school. Like, famous people send their kids, like, specific schools. So they're probably growing up around each other. Yeah, I don't think... I don't think it's a bad thing. I think, oh, cool. Like, it's... It all ties down together, you know? I think relationships are stronger now. It may work more than like, them having to date, like, just a regular person. Yeah. Now I'm making sure no one's like, gold-digging and we're both like... Exactly. You at least have that piece of mind. Yeah, like, okay, we're both rich. Like, fuck it. They become a power family like that. 'Cause then you see, like, the person that's, like, a nobody dating, like, Paris Hilton or something like that, and you're like, oh, yeah. This guy's... In the wedding, like, those families have to meet the... Like, the poor people's families. And then, like... The poor people... No, that's how it is. So that's... Like, if you think about it... So the energy there would be, like, oh, this was on the come-up, like, trying to finesse my daughter. These people are obviously going to think of certain ways. They have a certain status. They're going to feel like, maybe they're better than these people. For the most part. They got to get along. Like, they're probably not going to hang out even after the wedding. Or if they do, like... I don't know, it can be like that if it's really, like, different. Right. Well, how fast are they getting married? Are they getting married in three weeks? Or have they been dating for six months during the year? Even if they've been dating for five years and getting married. Like, Stephen, if that happens, I think people still think that way. Who hurt you? No, dude, it's all over history, like... Just kidding. It's, I don't know. It's a real thing. It's a real thing. No, if you're for your right, you're right. Yeah. And plus, like, if I'm Martin Lawrence or whatever... Wait, who's the dad of the groom? Or the daughter? I mean... Let me see. Let me see. 'Cause if I'm the dad of the daughter, I'm like, "Ah, yeah, this guy's wrong. This little kid's been around us. He's a good kid. Doesn't get into this. Yeah, you know the family. You know him, 'cause he's... Martin Lawrence is the girl dad. Okay, see, if I'm him, like, the movie Loki? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck are you? No, but yeah. I'd be like, "Oh damn, I've seen this little kid running around since he's in diapers and shit." Yeah. "He's got to be a good kid." No, but then Joey's got money. He'll be able to, like, give my daughter... Oh, that's rich. The lifestyle that she needs, like... Okay. That's not how we're... As long as he's respectful, right? Like, yeah, why not? Like, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. That's cool, that's cool. No, noted. No, did he? No, what did you guys think about Warren Buffett? He donated, like, 1.1 billion dollars, and he pledged to give away his fortune once he dies. So, for what? To some charity, I don't fucking know. What charity? Oh, fuck. Sounds like he's gonna give it to, like, a trust, which has a charity involved, and then people get paid out after, like, monthly. Uh, three, what he says, 90% of his wealth. Well, Warren Buffett, but we know what you're up to. And appointed three independent trustees to manage his donations, rather than leaving a substantial inheritance to three children. And what does the trust do? The trust pays out people. I think they'll be fine. The trust would actually pay out his children, but it does, it's not written like that. Since he's putting it through a trust, it seems like he's not paying his children. He's giving it through a charity. But his children are gonna get paid out through that trust. Mm, well played. Bro, I look into this shit. Okay, wait. You posted some shit that you made a fucking meme coin, and people started buying. So that's why I don't buy meme coins, yo. Whoa, what do you mean? How do I invest? No, he blocked it out, so you couldn't even see it. That's why I know he's on, he's on to some. Lil, come on. Yeah, I made a, me and my brother made, like, a meme coin. And, um, yeah, it's like Warren Buffett. It's been, like, is that what you posted? Pumping. But, hey, I'm not, I'm not pulling out anymore. Like, we put in money, like, for people to buy and sell and stuff. It's not a lot, but, but people are putting their own money, like, like, adding liquidity and stuff. And we're not pulling out, we're not pulling out, we're not pulling out. Hey, just keep buying, just keep buying. We're not taking your money. We're not gonna pull out yet. Chris, you said you want to invest 300, right? Go ahead and put that in. Go ahead and put that in right now. That's a good time. Remember? That's a good time. Hey, no, okay, we're gonna say this. I'm gonna say this right now is a good time. Chris, I'll put it in there. Do not buy my meme coin, 'cause I'm gonna, I'm gonna pull money out of that shit. So, don't buy it. I want to present it. I'm just gonna say that right now. If I put 300 in there, I get a percentage. Good luck getting that back. Whoa, that's what I'm saying. They're not with direct money, it's a scammer. No, I'm not a scammer. I'm not a scammer. She's gonna take my, that knife out of my side. So, why don't we just make an LSDP out of corn? Yay! I'm not a dude. Oh, not this. We got it. I mean, you can't, but there's no point. There's no point to make like-- Why? We got fans up. To make money? You're better off buying a coin that already exists, that's already doing well, that has like-- But yours is on the come up. It's not a lot of fun, yo. You're just on the come up. It was just an experiment. It was like, for fun, we did it. And this shit just happens to be like, shooting. Like, two or three letters in the house, yo. He's trying to gatekeep, yo. Dude, you do not wanna buy a fucking pump like that. I know, I know. We want someone else to buy it. So, I think I wouldn't have you guys buy that. No, no, no, we're just kidding. We're just all entertainment purposes. Yeah, we don't wanna buy your stupid fashion, yeah. No, I'm not saying we wanna buy your coin. I'm saying we should make a coin. Okay, look, did you guys hear of the crypto billionaire? Do you guys ever see that banana that was like, duct tape to the wall? Oh, I saw a banana. Oh, I saw that and he like, took it out. He ate it. He bought it and then he ate it. Yeah, yeah. It was like worth like 1.1 million. Yeah. Bro, there's stupid money in crypto. Was it like old? Ridiculous. No, I don't think it was. So, he just looked like a fresher banana, bro. I saw it, I saw it. Yeah, it was like, it was still yellow. Like, it was fine. Imagine how much, who the fuck, oh my god. Dude, there's so much road in this world. So much fucking money going on in this world. No, dude, there's so much money that people don't even have any idea how much money there is in the world. Literally that has just another Tuesday for him. That's like a $20 bill. Well, yeah, we're not the richest country in the world. There's richer country. Oh, yeah, definitely. So there's definitely a lot of money in this world. Yes. There's like countries that could buy countries. There is. So, I mean, there's people, that kind of wealth like exists. And you said he got wealthy off of like crypto. That's gonna be me. I'm gonna be buying fucking. Well, you got us right? Yeah, we'll see. We'll see all right. We'll see if you want to see it. Hey, did you guys hear it? Yeah, where's money? Oh, he said he needed a fresh start. He's in Barbados. Yeah. Pretty on brand. Yeah. Sounds like money. Pretty on brand. Money. Do you know who LL Coolj is? Yeah. You do? Yeah. Okay. Okay. So he said this. Chris. Oh, they're gonna say, yo, when it comes to the full bull, yo, this guy introduced the whole idea of putting clothing lines, even before that he did true. When they say, oh, when it comes to endorsements, oh, this is the guy who did the kango or made the kango popular before people even did that. When they talk about television, they're gonna say, oh, this is the guy who did the credible stuff on TV. And at the same time, was still making credible records. It wasn't just doing TV and using rap as a launchcard. When it comes to business, they're gonna say, well, like I could go on and on and on and on and on. So it's like, I feel like that's why I fall in a lot of ways. It's hard for me to get into the movie thing. Honestly, sincerely, and I mean, it's sincerely. And it's like, that's why it's not really that interesting for me, because I'm doing so much, and I've done so much for the culture, that it's almost like it's unfathomable. I mean, Run DMC wasn't even on-depth, Jim, bro. That's true. You know what I'm saying? Biggie made going back to Cali, because, you know, I made this song first. Yeah. You know, like these guys like, like every on artist that you can name, the biggest artist, the billionaire artist, will launch the movie. How do you make a movie about that? Like, maybe it's all right. Pretty much what he's saying is that, or the way that they promoted this was that. He feels he'll be remembered as the most important artist, like ever. I don't think so. I think the exact line is hip-hop won't be able to be, the story that hip-hop won't be able to be told without him, or something like that. I think that's true. But do you think- I think his name is big enough. It's like out there enough. But I don't think a lot of people, like more people, there's other, there's like a line, and he's not at the front of the line for that. You get me? I could think of like, 10 artists that are bringing an LL Cool J. Yeah. You don't think he's going to be spoken? No, for sure. He'll be spoken about for sure. But I think people speak about him now. Yeah. If he's like, yeah, maybe people that are tapped in more, like, you know about him, but for the people that aren't, like the casuals. Yeah. LL Cool J is and nobody's top five. Yeah. How relevant is he? That's right. He has a- He has a- He has a- He might break someone's some people's top 10. This conversation is very like, recency bias. No, I broke. It is. It is. It is, but I also- And that's- And for that reason, it's not going to be like- I've also listened to it, although country is that crazy. Don't say me here. Like, look, think about how we, we pictured, you know, 50% as prime. We were like, oh my God, this is like, oh, go. And then like, time passes. Oh my God. Little Wayne, time passes. Oh my God, Drake. Like, it just like, the conversation just keeps shifting. The difference between all that is like, 50% is still respected because he's proven to be- I'm not talking about him. His business, you know? Yeah. I never said that he was- No, no, I'm just- I'm just giving you like, examples here of something. You said Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne is still relevant for a reason. Like L.L. Kuje is relevant because he's still alive. Like, if he died, he definitely, his music will fucking go out of this world for like, maybe a month or two. And after that, I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to talk about him, but like, people aren't going to be mentioning him and like that anymore. L.L. Kuje has everything he needs to become a legend or to become like- He is a legend. He is a legend. He has everything he needs to, to be that, right? But now it all depends on like, how he carries himself, like these, like, if he makes it more known, right? Like, in order for that to really, like, stick. It's not just L.L. Kuje. People aren't going to talk about a lot of people. It's not just like an L.L. Kuje thing. I think it's just like- But we're just talking about him. No, talking about him specifically. No, yeah. But he has everything he needs to become that. He already is known as a legend. Yes. Yes. Like, put it this way. If 50 Cent died and L.L. Kuje died, I think- 50 Cent will get more. 50 Cent has left more of a mark on the world than L.L. Kuje. I mean, the younger generation. Because L.L. Kuje said- Even the older generation. Even older. Like, people- Like, what's his name? 50 Cent was blowing up in, like, the late 1990s. He didn't, like, go out of this world until, like, the early 2000s. But he was around rapping with, like, Jay-Z in the '90s and shit. So people have known him. But besides that, he has the vitamin water. He has the TV shows that he's been able to do, the movies. Like, L.L. Kuje has done all that. But the last time I heard of him was with, like, fat with the dream, like, and that was, like, years ago, bro. When, like, 50 Cent is relevant, whether it be- There's people- There's people working a lot harder than him. Like, for that title. And that's- He's gonna get- That's hard- But he's not gonna- I don't think he's gonna be ranked up there, like, as high. But he has everything he needs. But- I think I'm one of those. He's like NBA's top 100. He's on top 100. Oh, definitely. Yeah, he's somebody- That's important. Okay, in this space. Top 20 for shit. There you go. Okay. For me. But this is just me. Okay. Yeah. L.L. Kuje- He's iconic, bro. I used to use him on Def Jam. Ben Gator on the fucking PS2. Like, I love L.L. Kuje, but he was talking way hot. He was talking like he was Dr. Dre or something. See, but at the time, no one had ever done what L.L. Kuje. That's why I think the competition is hard to have, because, like, what he's saying is, like, before me, no one ever took it to where I took it. Calm down, soldier boy. It's very true, though. That's good. And that's why I think it sucks, because you could be the first one to ever do some shit, and then, like, someone else emulates it further down the road. You may be the first, but you're not the last. Everything evolves. I'll give him that, because before him, even though his music does sound like it a little, it's not it. It's a lot different than it. The hippity hopshit. He's really the, well, like, separated hip hop from, like, it just being the super hip hop, the hippie. Yeah, yeah. He-- He broke that barrier. He sounded like that still, but it was, like, different. He was able to break that barrier. And he was, like, what was able to change the way-- The sound. Yeah, the way that hip hop was going. So I'll give him that. Like, and for that reason, he'll never be forgotten, kind of like the Migos will never be forgotten, because they changed the way hip hop sounded. Little Wayne changed it as well, with auto tune. One of those pioneers. Yeah, yeah. So there we go. He's a pioneer. He'll forever be remembered. But he was talking, like, he was, like, number one, and shit. Like, he was at Mount Rushmore. OK, so now do you guys want to-- So now do you guys want to talk about how Drake is suing UMG? Oh. Yeah, we could talk about that. Oh, for, like, the fake streams? Or is it something else? Well, that's a-- It's like a-- Like, a couple of things. The conversation has been-- The topic has been, like, convoluted with a bunch of shit. So it's like-- OK. Off Rip, it comes out. Oh, Drake is suing UMG, right? Right off of the Kendrick album. So Off Rip, the media reaction is, what, Drake? You're fucking whack. Like, look at you. You're-- You're suing Kendrick. You're suing. Everyone assume he was-- Yeah. --some Kendrick off, for sure. Yeah, he's like, "Bro, you were telling Kendrick to drop, and now you're hitting up your lawyer, and now, like, this is the thing." So Off Rip, it looks bad, right? And I-- OK. I think the timing is bad. I think what Drake is doing is, like, it's not bad. It's not bad. I just think the timing is bad. It's horrible. You know, it's horrible timing. It makes you look like a hater. Exactly, so-- Big time. So pretty much what he's insinuating is that UMG is-- I think they made a contract with Apple that they would pay out, like, um, 30% less of what they usually pay out for a stream for not like us in order for them to promote it. Like, hey, can you promote the song for us? We'll give you guys all these plays, but we'll charge you guys less for a stream, you know? Giving them an incentive to, like, promote this song. Put 'em on playlist, and-- It's like, oh, this song's gonna make us money, you know? Is that illegal, though? It is. Can he sue for that? Is it illegal? Like, it sounds fair. You're pretty much paying for promotion. Promo, advertised band. That's what you're doing. Well, I think it's a smart-- I'm gonna let you finish. I'm gonna let you finish, 'cause you might say what I'm gonna say, and I don't want to jump the guy. OK. So now, what was it? On top of that, I think what's kind of whack about it is that Drake had been-- He knows about it because he's benefited from this shit. Similar situations. But now, it's like, now that it's against you, you kind of want to be, like, blow the roof off of his-- He's like a hypocrite. He's being a hypocrite. Because he's profited and benefited off the same tactics in the past 10 years, you know? But him doing that never lost people money in the past. Well, what do you mean by that? 'Cause-- watch. You were saying that Kendrick is making Drake lose money? Well, then pushing the-- Like, that song made Drake lose a lot of money. You got called a pedophile, bro. I think they killed two birds with one stone, because it wasn't there, like, a rumor that he was trying to, like, get ownership of UMG. And that's why he had been releasing, like, the video, like, his documentary behind the scenes, with, like, all these songs on Instagram without putting them on streaming services. Like, they were kind of, like, going back and forth. Yeah, he's doing the, like, "I'm trying to drop a album, but the label ain't letting me." Yeah. But the main thing here where I think it's, like, Drake has, like, some-- like, he might win, is because his whole thing is, "Oh, you guys are doing this because I'm up for a contract, and you guys are trying to pay me less." So you're making me look, you're using your money-- You're trying to evaluate. Yeah, you're using your money to make-- Like, to defame? Yeah, to defame me. So when my contract comes around, my contract's going to be less. And you guys, we're under the same label. You're fucking-- You're paying to, like-- You can win it, then. There's a case there. Like-- And that's why I was going to go back to, like, "Is it illegal?" Remember you said, "Is it illegal?" Yeah, yeah. And it might be illegal if the company that you work for is using money to make you look like a bad guy to later get a better contract. I mean, but at the same time, like, he's projecting this. My next album is going to make so-and-so. I'm expecting this much. And now, because it's going to make less. Like, I don't know if that's enough evidence, but it could. There is a little case there. I don't think Drake would sue if there wasn't evidence. Yeah, of course. He's got the best lawyers. So he's-- Well, dude, because he doesn't have better lawyers than UMG. UMG is like a multi-billion-- Well, we could get Drake as Jewish. Jewish, bro. Yeah, he's got better. But UMG is like a multi-billion dollar company that's been around for like so many years. Yeah, they're going to hire the best lawyers through. They're going to lawyer up to. It's going to be a crazy battle through. So now, so now people are like-- What are we saying earlier? Things aren't the same anymore, bro. No, so now people are like trying to like-- It's all about who's got the best lawyer, really. Sorry. So now people are saying that they're trying to throw Drake up there in the Michael Jackson conversation. Oh, yeah, they're going to get him. No, because you know how Michael Jackson was also trying to buy, I think, a big piece of Sony. And well, the rumor is that the doctor was hired by whomever to OD Mike. I don't think so. Oh, I think so. But there was a huge rumor that they're like, "Oh, we can't let you own this and you're fighting this for it." No, we're going to fucking-- Kind of like they didn't build Cosby's. It's well within the realm of possibilities. Kind of like they're doing-- Like the rumor with Bill Cosby, the rumor with-- The ditty shit? No, no, no, no. I'm saying if he never got into the situation with the company he got into it, that shit would have never came out. I'm glad it did because he's a piece of shit. But they literally were like, "Oh, you're going to sue us? All right, well, good luck." We don't defame you. We're going to lock you up for. And you took half our company? Yeah, fuck childless. We know everything. It's like Michael Jackson, "Oh, you want to buy us out?" Like, "No, if you buy us out, you own most of the fucking music industry, and the most important part for sure." "Oh, we can't let that happen. How do we stop that from happening?" Because he's got the money, as long as the money is available, how are we going to do it? Oh, we get rid of him. Bill Cosby, wasn't he going to buy fucking-- Or what was the situation with Bill Cosby? Was he supposed to buy like a CBS or something? Oh, yeah, CBS. And then they didn't want-- CBS, one of those. He was supposed to buy some company? Yeah. I don't know where-- Oh, now he's putting pills in people's drinks. Why? Because these companies got enough money to make you look like a piece of shit, so you don't get what they want. Yeah, very true. So now we're going to see what's going to come out on. And two things could be true. Bill Cosby could have been-- Or it was putting pills. Right, right. But also, you know-- Was it threat? No, all that shit is true. It's like a ditty shit. All of it was true. It's just none of it came out because no one was fucking-- Everyone has skeletons in their closet. So, I mean, staying on Diddy-- I know he talked about a lot, but I think it came out that Jamie Foxx was the one who called the FBI on him. It did? Officially, yeah. There's some guy-- That's weird because I've heard stories of Jamie Foxx and Diddy playing basketball naked and their neighbors recording it and shit. Sounds like you're wrestling. Maybe. So it was like, "Dan, maybe he dissented to him and it was too far." Because you out here being freaky with him and maybe they cornered Jamie Foxx and they were like, "Look, we got this. We'll let you slide, but you got a specific nation." What's up with you playing basketball naked with that fool? Yeah. I mean, that's probably-- Like, he probably got like-- They let him slide. If they were to give him, like, information. Some security guard or someone was like, "Oh, it's--" He's like, "By the time this is out, by the time you guys even let this out, it'll be all over the news." And they're like, "Yeah, Jamie Foxx." He was the one that got poisoned by Diddy. So then he was one who went to the FBI and got all this shit started. Okay, so it was real. Daily Mail report about Fox allegedly contacting the FBI regarding Diddy and audience members that Foxx is special reportedly heard similar claims. You hadn't heard that before? No. Really? I haven't heard this before. Like-- But I did hear that there was a rumor that Diddy caused Foxx's stroke, like, and that people were being poisoned and people were getting pneumonia. That, I'd heard. And then-- Then I like it. And then I-- That's some crazy shit. He's cooked, bro. Yeah, he's cooked. He's done. He's fucking cooked. Jamie Foxx. No, fucking Diddy. Yeah, yeah, of course. Bro, like-- And I think they have video evidence, right? They should not all be a coincidence. And at this point-- What do you mean? Like that-- Oh, the-- Oh, the people. All the people. All the people. It's like the Clinton list. Right. Right. Right. Right. And he's smart, bro, because it's like-- He's not, like, shooting them. Damn it. Or, like-- He's spreading-- Tupac. Like, the same Diddy's involved in the Tupac. There was a-- there was a new claim that said that he hung some woman over the balcony. And that's not the first time that I hear that. There was a rumor that-- For some reason, no one in the hip-hop industry is, like, talking about it. But there was a rumor that-- they hung Walei over the balcony as well. Really? Yeah, that's what I heard. Diddy's goons. It wasn't Diddy, but it was-- I guess Diddy's goons. Allegedly. It was by the jacket and then his fucking arm. Yeah, they hung-- But you weren't supposed to let him die. Really, Walei died. No. But they just hung him? Oh, my geez. What are you talking about? Over the balcony? That's what it fucking sounds like. No, I was hung him by the neck, bro. Like, kind of like-- Hey, fool, you better fucking chill. You're saying, like, whoa. Like, they threatened them. Yeah. So they threatened Walei like that. Yeah, they hung him over the balcony. And the chick, too. Oh, okay. You know, like, when they grab your fee and you're like, like, I got some blood in, blood out shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can tell us who it is. Yeah. I think there's a shit, too. Do you guys know that fool, Baby Alien? Oh, yeah, yeah. That was porn, fool. I saw-- You watched this porn? You saw it? I was watching the-- I don't know. You're picturing bullshit. I was watching-- 4K 3D glasses. All right. Yeah, I watched it. Yeah, yeah. I was watching the-- What would be two, bro? I saw two. I just kidding. Yeah. I was watching the Adam 22 interview with him. I was like, oh, this fool got an interview by him. And he was saying that he was fucking-- he smashes bitches on fucking-- for porn. I was like, who the fuck was that for? That's the vibe. Do you see how many talks? Some women are into that. Fuck no, it's all money. It's the money? Fuck and swear. You think there's-- Fuck out of here. Do you don't think there's anyone in the world that's into that? You know who we're talking about, right? I'm sure that we had him playing, too. Not Baby Alien. Uh-uh. Show him a picture of Baby Alien. Is this the dick or him? It's him, though. Is this dick going on? Baby Alien. The dick is out of this world. It's universally speaking. Oh, OK. Yeah, I think I saw like a picture like of-- Let's show Chris who Baby Alien is. Come on, that's so blurry, fool. No. The whole dick is this guy. Let me push on it. It's all blurry, but-- Oh, I've seen this guy. Yeah. Poor thing. What? He just harmful to me. Exactly. Lab is saying that if you think that there's people who are into that. Into into that? Yeah, 100%. Really? 100%. You think he's packing, Chris? I don't know about that, but 100% people are into that. There's like somewhere out there that-- a girl that's like-- Yeah, there is. Spanking for that specific. Spanking is a little aggressive. No, no. Please, please. I need it. That's the only thing that gets her off. I think there are people in this world that are into that. There's dudes that want to fuck midgets. There's dudes that-- Dude, they have like-- You have like kinkets. They're not stomped on and-- Oh, yeah. There's all kinds of shit. All kinds of-- Girls have-- Girls have their fixations too. Like a bondage. Dude, there's a-- Yeah. Like spectrum. Like getting your boss stomped on. Yeah. I tried it once. Dude. Well, you know what I'm saying? We know that you're watching. What are you doing? Yeah. Oh my god. I bet it hurt. Dude, there was a kid in middle school. He would have girls kick him in the balls and he'll do their homework for them. See? No. This is the girl that's doing it. He kicked me in the balls. That guy's doing porn now. Wait, what race was he? He was Mexican. Oh, hell yeah. We're horny, yo. Was he like-- Bro, I don't know if that's horny. Dude, you didn't get anything out of that. Was he like a normal person? Oh, I didn't talk to him. I just-- like, girls would tell me, though, like, oh yeah. Like, he made me kick his balls and he did my homework. Well, there's like pink kinks. There is. There are people that like that. Yeah, but you couldn't tell if he was-- Some women like getting-- You couldn't tell if he was a normal kid? Oh, a lot of women like getting smacked. Money? I didn't want to be the one to say that, but-- Wait, what was your question? Sexually, I mean not. You couldn't tell if he was like a regular kid. Just by looking at him? He just looked regular? He just looked regular. Yeah. Damn, you're just-- Kind of nerdy if you ask me. Okay. How soon your homework can you kick me in the balls? Yeah. No, I don't know. Like that? I think that's what he sounded like. Yeah, just like that. Type B. Maybe it stems from the parents. You know, maybe the parents from a little meth-- a little methy. Oh, it sounds like it's like meth down. See? That's why sometimes-- There's a co-baby. It could be better sometimes. Co-baby or something. Co-babies are a thing. And you think co-baby is like getting kicked in the balls? Got the A to the H's. I mean, they're-- I think they're maybe missing a few set-apses. Ooh. Really? Well, if you ever visit Venice Beach in LA, you could pick someone in the balls for five bucks. There you go. Wait, they'll pay you five bucks or you'll pay them five bucks? You have to pay them five bucks. Let's get some content out of that. So content. Yeah, dude, that's-- That guy in the balls in Venice Beach. That's a pretty good content, actually. That's not a bad idea, Chris. Have you ever done that? I shouldn't buy a word. There's a fucking weirdo show there. The guy that swallowed sword. I tried to one time. And I think I couldn't get in or something. But I tried to go in there. It's pretty cool. Yeah. I'm not a guru. Isn't it called a freak show? Yeah, the freak show. Let's go. Okay. We'll kick someone in the balls and go to the freak show. Hell yeah. That'd be cool. I'd be done to get that for content. Yeah, what the? Okay. Do you guys remember the artist? All you wanted to do was-- Paper please. She has been going to JZ in Rock Nation. Did you guys see that? Oh, no. But I find it difficult that when people make it, they always fucking turn around and thank Beyonce. Because that's bullshit. And enough is enough. I'm fucking coming for everyone now. Because no. The success of all that shit always stems from God motivating me to get the fuck up out of bed and write some fucking songs. And then it changed so many people's destinies. And all these people are multimillionaires. Really successful. Even, you know, Azealia Banks could be talking about how I need to bleach my skin to be accepted in the music world. And that's why no one's fucking supporting me. It's because I'm fucking dark skin can fuck off. Because even her music career started with Diplo, who I fucking put on the map. So fuck all of them, fuck all these bitches. And even Adele, it's like fucking guns out for this bitch. Because she's retired now. But her career would not exist. If I hadn't made Jonathan Dickens into a manager, who is her manager, she signed to Excel because of me. Nick. Fish, shut the fuck up. You made one good fucking song and that's it. You're a one hit one. Dang. Let's go back to the hello cool. Fuck on Del. Fuck all these artists that are better than you, that have done more than you probably. Dang. Yeah, okay, cool. Like, go ahead. You know, cry, cry, cry all you want. You made one good song. Like, we get it. We get it. You haven't popped off since. What do you think about this? That's okay, that's what I think. Glass, what do you think about that? I'm with Monty, I don't, who are? MIA went MIA. I don't know where you've been. Yeah. Then she get in trouble for like saying. She came out to call out everyone that's better than her at what she does. Like, honestly, if you wouldn't have said shit, you would have been remembered as like, Oh, you mean that one good song. Mate, I don't even fucking know. Nobody knows, that's the thing. Damn, Monty's really pissed. Yeah, she like that pissing me off. Zondre, tell us. I have to listen to this in totality for me to, because this is like a quarter. It's not even the quarter of the way through. I think it goes further into explaining how they tried to like remove custody from her son. From her. All that stuff. Yes. Okay, that stuff is shady, but all. She didn't say that. We didn't hear that. 'Cause we didn't let her finish. We don't have the time. She should have started with that shit though. Or Zondre should have showed us that first. Yeah, Zondre baited me again. Let's watch it. Let's see it a little bit more. Let's see it. And this bitch, when she gets an award, she thanks Beyonce. And I'm sick and tired of all of these fucking women. All of it. All of them. Who don't want to give respect to me. Oh my. Because I'm a brown woman in music. She's a brown woman. Yeah. Had I been Jewish. She has a US accent. Black. Or anything else. I would not be going through this. And that is facts. If I was white. Black. Or Jewish. She's black. Because you know why. I have been taking the fucking high road to 20 years. Yeah, it sounds like she's just trying to make people feel sorry for pulling the race car. Yeah. Sounds like, yeah, you didn't live up to your expectation for my year. She's pointing fingers saying it's their fault. No, dude. It's not their fault. Beyonce's. She's not white. And she's where she's at. Like, dude, I will say though that they do. A lot of people do kind of like slobber on knob for Jay Z and like Beyonce. Like, I feel like people do bring up Beyonce and Jay Z. We had to know where when anything's being talked about with like music and I'm like, what? Like, where's the correlation? Yeah. But do you think that so many people do it? Do you think that it could be something or no? No, I think she's true. Because it is a coincidence. I mean, yeah. It sounds like she's crashing out. No, she's crashing out. She's having like a breakdown. Yeah. Someone that would have her phone and they fucked up. Yeah. But it's over for her. Yeah, but the whole Jay Z Beyonce thing, I do kind of notice that. Like to me, Jay Z is cool, but it's not like I'm listening to him, but he's everywhere. And I feel like I know a lot of people that are like, yeah, I don't really listen to Jay Z, but he ain't bad, you know? But he's everywhere. And I'm like, well, you don't want to be on his bad side. Why? If you're up and coming, right? Why? What do you mean, why? The dude has a lot of power. I'm sure he's got goons. I'm sure like. No. No, no, I just sounded funny coming from the mouth. That's it. The word goon from your face. Why can't they be doctors? I'm not face hole. It sounded funny. Why they got to be goons? Dude probably has doctors working for him too. He's on that level. I believe he's a villain. So that's why I say I want to be on Jay Z's good side. I would have wanted to be a guy like Jay Z. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no. But money is the same guy who's anti Bill Gates, and Bill Gates is a billionaire. Dude, I wouldn't want to be on his bad side either. But you're always calling them out on the party. Yeah, because he's a piece of shit. Oh shit. You hear that, Bill? But you hear that big? It's okay. He said he was going to leave the country, so he shouldn't even be in here. You hear that, Billy? He said that. No, I think Bill, I think he's pretty corrupt. I don't know what. Bill Gates? Yeah. Oh, money hates the guy. It's-- What about Bill Clinton? Cause me Bill Clinton is-- That's a nice guy. He's a good guy, bro. I don't know. I don't care what anyone says, Bill. You're good at my books. Oh, he's a good guy. Oh, he's true. Good guy. What do you guys think about Elon and Vivek saying that they're about to start? Oh, I love it. They're going to start-- They're trying to end working from home, and they're going to start with federal jobs. Good. That's a good place to start. And I don't-- Okay, maybe they are trying to stop working from home. I think that's kind of like a gray area. None at all, for real. Because there are some people that like do actually work from home, right? Anyways, so he's going over here to the government, and these people, they only-- They clock in like what? Two times once a month. And the way they do it is, a lot of them clock in at the last day of the month and the first day of the next month. The two days, and then they're like gone for two whole fucking months. And then they come back and try to like catch up on emails or whatever the fuck they're working on. So what they did was they started interviewing these people and being like, "Okay, what have you done this week? What have you done, you know? What have you done?" And if they can't answer or whatever, then they just go base off of that. What have you done like productively for this country this week? What have you done? And so a lot of people are in line now and they're getting interviewed by-- I don't know if it's Elon himself or Vivek or someone in their team. I don't know, but that's what's going on. And I think that's really important. I think that needs to be done. Because fuck that. Why are we going to wait two fucking months for these people like that we're depending on, right? For them to just take their sweet-ass time. Oh, look, I got a letter about, you know, sending money here, whatever. Okay, well, I'm out of time. I'm going to be gone for two months. I'll worry about it later when I come back, whenever the fuck I feel like it. And then they come back and they-- This is a real job. It's a real fucking job. There's a lot of, there's a lot of jobs like this. Sounds fake. If I clock out for two months, what do you mean? Dude, these are fucking, I don't know, congressman or fucking federal. I don't know what the fuck they're government jobs. So there's a lot of jobs like that. They're not all like this. There's a lot of-- I do that all the time. Money was talking about watching YouTube on his, while he was clapping. Well, yeah, exactly. So you want somebody that works like that? Like when I work for that job-- Charge of the federal government. Charge of the government, like of where our money's going to. So, and not only that, suppose they're also trying to get rid of like, you know, government agencies that are giving money like, for like using our tax dollars to fund the fucking drag show in France, or wherever the fuck oversees, or for fucking monkey research and gambling. Like even though it sounds interesting, like that's not where our tax dollars should be going to. You know, so that's what they're cracking down on. So I'm with that 100%. Like the CIA and shit. A lot of those corporations are just like, self-ran, the government just hires them. They're funded by the government. A lot, a lot of them. Yeah, like private sectors, and they're just-- So they're just going to like crack down to see where the money's going and where they can stop and kind of save money, and put it into other things. Great. Yeah. So I think it's fucking great that they're doing that. I think it's like about fucking time. We've been dealing with this kind of-- So everyone should get Bob back from working from home. No, I'm talking about governing jobs. Those people first. Okay. Government jobs also include like people at the courts and all that shit. Yeah, dude. That's easy to do. Like, I got jury duty, and I didn't even have to show up. I just had to call in. They could do Zoom now. What do you mean? What do you mean you just had to call in? What does that mean? I called in. There was someone that was-- I assume working from home because there was no sound. Usually when you call like a fucking court center. Yeah, there's people. And then she's just like, oh, like you didn't get selected. Thank you. That's it. And if I got selected, then I had to just go to the court. Like I had an hour to get there pretty much. Yeah, that's a typical experience. Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, before you have to go there, call out for work, go there, spend your whole day there trying to figure out if you even got chosen. And then after that, you get told no. Now it was just like calling. So, okay, do you agree with what Vivek and Elon are doing? I think most people, if you have an important job in the government, you definitely should be in office. Yeah, that's why they're interviewing people like, hey, what have you done this week? You know, if you work for like the fucking, like, I don't know, like a park, like fucking Sequoia park or something, and they need information. There's no reason for you to be working at that. Yeah. Another thing I did hear about this is that Elon and Vivek aren't getting paid to do this. Well, they better not, they're rich as fuck. Yeah, exactly. They're not getting paid to do it. I think they're both billionaires. Exactly. So that even adds another thing of like, oh, it's not even like a private, like a billionaire, I don't think he's a billionaire. But then like, Vivek, he says that on a, he's, his money's in the market. So on a good, on a good day, he's a billionaire. Okay. On a good day. On a good day. A billy on a good day is what he said. Is Andre, what do you think? 1.1 billion is, isn't that worth? There you go. Uh, yeah. But that's estimated 950 million. Not worth doesn't always mean it's what you have. Well, that's what he's talking about. Yeah. So, uh, do you agree with what they're doing? Do you like the concept? I don't know if it'll be effective just because like, as it ever been done before, but I do like the concept. And I do think that's what I love about it. American people would benefit if it works out. You know, I think the intention is there. What I love about it is that it's never been done before. And it's going to get done and we're going to get to experience. What's good or bad? Well, this, what they're doing, like cracking down on. Well, I don't think anyone's ever worked from home before. So it's like, there's never been the chance for it to work. It's not even working from home. It's not just working from home. Go to the office two times, like, one time per month. I know people that are probably way productive at home, then they would be in the fucking room. Exactly. So the thing is like, they're going to crack down to how productive are you. What have you done this week? And they're going to get it down to that. That's like their standard basis. And then all you guys are going to come into the office. All the ones that you, you're good. Maybe or if you could work from home, as long as you're productive. Like that's what they're trying to get rid of the work from home. That's what, no, I think you're getting it, uh, like mixed up. No, I'm not. It literally says. Okay, yeah. Pulling people into the office. As long as they get shit done, that's the point. Yeah. So yeah, if they need to pull people, like, into the office. They're going to do those interviews. The productive ones are going to stay. The unproductive ones are going to go. And everyone that stays, if you want to keep this job, you better show up on Monday at nine o'clock. That sounds fair. Yeah, it's fair. Yeah. Uh, getting paid 500 fucking g's a month. And I had to go to the office. Oh, boo-hoo. Like, dude, it's not a bad thing. Yeah, pull up to the fucking office and do your work. And so we'll get your fucking salary. And this is just me playing devil's advocate. You get them all back in the, you get them, watch. You get all the good ones that are very productive, right? Yes. They're productive from home. This is what we were basing it off of. Yes. This is what you've done from home. The good ones stay. Now they're in office for, let's say, two years. And then the productivity goes down. There's a problem there. All right. Then you get fired and we replace you. Yeah. That's kind of how it ends your fucking job. But it's like, these guys are very productive from home. But now in the office, a fucking building that the taxpayers are paying for. Well, you don't fit the criteria. We have to find some more productive under these circumstances. The answer is simple. You're fighting another job. It would be like if you're a cop, you wouldn't want, you know? Well, this guy is better when he works on this neighborhood over here. But I think that's how it should land though. We want a cop that's going to be fucking good everywhere. Yeah, I honestly don't think it's a bad idea to get a cop that's good in that neighborhood. Okay. Because then you get the people that are scared to be in that neighborhood. And they start, they. Yes, he's good in that neighborhood. And you would want him to be good in another neighborhood. Just as good. Yeah. Yes. That's why you get the guy. Oh my. All right. Cool. You guys went. It's like. He's playing devil attitude guys. Because it started working from home. And then he started bringing up like a whole other. I brought it up. I brought it up. No, he brought it up. And then you brought up something else. He brought up like a whole other agenda with the interviews and shit. The question was. Do you guys agree with them bringing them back from home or not? Yes. That's good. I agree. And my thing was, all right, we're going to interview them, right? We're going to get rid of the bad ones. We're going to get the productive ones that were productive. We're going to get them an office thing. Yeah. And what if the productivity, it could be that it goes up. But my question was, what if it goes down? Yeah, we're going to fire them and find someone else. When we had these guys that were good. Like any other. No, they're not good because their productivity went down. So fuck that. Maybe it's not their environment. I think and that's where the cop shit came in. I think people are good to should be put. We're here talking about how school should be like, oh, you should be allowed to pick what you want to be when you when you when you're in high school. If you want to be a mechanic, there should be classes like that. That's because you're going to be comfortable there. Those are children. These are fucking full grown adults. Yes, that know how to do the work. I would rather be patrolled by a cop. I would rather be patrolled by a cop that feels comfortable in our neighborhood, that knows our neighbors, that knows the who lives in this house than the guy that's like, fuck, I don't know. Hand on my gun. You got to search somewhere. That's what we're saying. That's literally what we're saying. Like, oh, we should just put them all everywhere. As long as they're good. Yeah. As long as they're good at their job. Yes. We would prefer someone with experience. Yes. And that's what I said. That wouldn't it make sense to we just that we just like, all right, we saw these guys get in this neighborhood. People like them, people respect them, people listen to them. We'll put them there. If they can work from home and they're like productive at home, I don't see the problem in letting them just continue at home. I don't see that problem. They're not going to let that happen. Okay, well, then those are the rules. They're going to get fired. It's the rules of the government, dude. And if you're not going to obey them, then you're going to have consequences. Either you're going to get fired or you're, you know, you're going to get replaced. Like, has anyone here worked from home for like, I've worked for mine. I've worked from home. Yes, you watch YouTube video all day. Yeah, I was chilling. I worked from home when I was. It depends what job you have from home because there's some jobs where like, they track your telephone time and how much you're on the phone, all that. The one that I had like, well, I didn't have to really make. I was like a manager of like, a department. So I was just chilling. Basically, I didn't have to make phone calls. I just ran credit cards all day, basically. I had a list of credit cards I had to run. I had to run. I don't work well at home. I work better at the office. Yeah, I'm sure. Me too. Me too. I get distracted at home. I get distracted at the office. I feel like, okay, maybe I should be doing something right now. Maybe I should. So it, dude, it might make productivity better. So it depends on the job, too. Exactly. So I think it's for the better. If productivity goes down, well, then like those aren't really like qualified men or went after that. I think then we just got rid of everyone that we filtered out through those interviews. They could have been good in office, but they were never in the office setting. They weren't productive. Yeah. All right. Don't figure it out. That's how we're just going to keep like revolving doors. I mean, I guess like we want change, right? But see you, right? Yeah. Like different people that need to learn the job. And then it's like coaches, like, and players. They don't give them more than enough. They don't give them enough time to like set out their plan. And then they get traded like that, like fuck. Well, check it out, Lass. Look, let's say there's a guy that only comes into the office two times a day, okay? I mean, he fucking kills it at home. No, okay, watch. No, he only works when he comes to the office. Or let's say he kills it at home, okay? But he doesn't work that much. They're going to ask him, what have you done this week? Oh, nothing. But like last month I did this and it like is a very important thing. A lot of those guys feel like, okay, we're going to keep you, but you need to like, you know, work like this needs to be the standard. A lot of those guys are salary, bro. And once you're salary, it's pretty much you do whatever you want. But not anymore. That's the thing that they're cracking down on. So yeah, these guys are all scared. They're going to give them severance. They spoke about up to two years, which is extremely well severance. If they are going to fire you, they're going to give you two years to fucking re-establish yourself. And so that's what training is for. For like a new person. If the person you thought was good, isn't good. And there's so many people qualified for those kind of jobs. No, there is. They're about the only ones. But it's like, yeah, I don't see how like bringing in a whole new crew is going to help. Score score score. They might be the first, but they're not the last. It's like I said, like I said, it's never been done before. So it's kind of, yeah. Do you think like the way I see it is like, okay, forward when they made their first cars, right? Look at the cars we have now. They run laps around them easily. Yeah, but they kept the same. Yes, they're saying they didn't just like, oh, this one didn't work. Fuck it. Flip it out of the book and bring another one. No, what I'm saying is it evolves. Like, and it becomes better and more efficient. Like that's what I'm saying. Maybe we'll see. Okay, I have this clip for us to criticize. How much are paying child support? Yeah, yeah. I'm going to pay nothing in child support. Like, I'm a good dad. Hold on, but you travel all the time. Yeah, we're still a good dad. But you don't pay child support. Why would I pay child support? So you take them to school every day. You take them to the doctor's offices. You take them to practice. I mess with women that got their cells together. Okay. And open like a true tactic, man. But you know what it takes? Physically, I would rather. Yes. Today, right? I am today. I'm doing it alone. Yes. And it's hard. But you know how easy it is for me to go and work and make the money that I have to have in any, right? How often could you have possibly been there? That's true, but so what's your-- You've been in child support, man? So is it, I don't pay child support? Okay, we're going to move on. We're going to move on. We're going to move on. Why would I pay child support? I'm not a bum. Because did you pay for their school? Of course. Okay. So but you talk, but you talk so fast. You don't let people get their thoughts out. You just kept saying I don't pay child support. You, you, you're a judge. No, no, no. You kept saying I don't pay child support. You put people on the-- Okay, so when I say I pay-- No, no, let's make sure we clear. It's very important because I got my friend. So child support thinking. Let me finish my thought down. All two ex-- Thank you, yeah, make sure. When I say don't pay, you say-- That's the communication gap. When you saying what do I pay, you think in child support, I'm not giving anything. I'm saying I take care of my babies. Okay, what does that look like? Yeah, it looks like you take care of them. Can you explain to me what it looks like if you have to take care of them? Put the school, clothes, trips, etc. Okay, what about they're living the house with their mom? Yes. 24/7, right? Yes. They're living their home. So do you pay any of those bills? In their house? Yes, I did. They're growing now. We're going to focus-- Yeah, when they were kids, yes. So the 16-year-old right now? So you have to have one that's underage? Yes, and we'll take care. What does that look like? Right now? It's amazing. It's amazing. What does it look like? What do you mean what it looks like? For the 16-year-old right now, what does that look like? How do you take care of him? It's a boy. It's a visit. We hang, go to games, etc. School? Yeah, he goes-- Yeah, I'm all taken to school. No, he's 16, no. So who drives him to school? His mom. So you pay for the gas? No. You pay for her car insurance? No. You pay for a car bill? No. Do you pay for her light bill? No. Do you give her money for food? Of course. How much? In order for what she needs? So every month-- I don't-- So she has to ask you for it. So here's the thing that's structured with most women. And this is how you're thinking. You're thinking-- Look at this wax baby mama. But there's some women on this planet. Yeah, this is wax's baby mama. This one in a way. And when they need something, because if you got your stuff together-- So how about you get your stuff together? Some women will say, "Baby, I need this." And it's done. Baby, you are my baby's daddy. No, no, no. We made a mistake. Right, remember? Do you go again with-- OK. I think that is wax's baby mama. OK, so what he's saying is that pretty much, why would I need to pay child support if my baby's singing girl? He already supports his child. He doesn't need to do it through the government. He doesn't like himself in his way. She wants everything paid for-- Light bill? Insurance? Gas? Right, what the fuck, Mitch? Sounds like a bump. This isn't the co-parenting I was talking about, by the way. See, and that's what makes you not want to be a part of the-- Like, and I'm-- I think it's fucked up if you're not a part of it, regardless, if she's going to be like that, you got to take it to court. But that's the type of shit that makes men like, just fuck it, I'm not going to deal with it. And then now they're bad dads. And they are bad dads because you fucking live. Yeah, it's still not a good excuse. That's why I said you got to go to court with it. Because or else they're just going to keep getting you for whatever they can, bro. Girls like that, when the court tells her what it really is, she's going to cry. It's going to be like that. She's going to be one of those girls. Like, that's not going to be enough. If you're taking half. Yeah. Yeah, they're out there. Yeah, no, I agree with that. They sound like that. Okay, look, it sounds like he has a pretty healthy relationship. They got like an agreement of like, okay, well, he's messing with women that are already like established. And obviously she's got her own money. And he helps like how he can, however he can. I mean, they're together, aren't they? The dad and the mom, like the guy that's talking is still with that girl, right? He's just travels a lot. Or are they like separate? They're separated. They're separated? Okay. Well, dude, I mean, it just seems like he's got it under control. And so does she, right? Yeah. I don't think it's a bad thing. There's no baby mama on Instagram saying he's a bad dad yet. So there's no like proof of him. She's trying to make him sound like a bad dad. Yeah. Oh, I think she was putting him on blast. And that's kind of why she sounds more selfish asking for the money. She does. Sounds more it's like for her, to be honest. Yeah. She was like, can I buy the kid? Like probably like 200 bucks worth of the $7. What does that look like? What do you mean that? What does that look like? Yeah. He lives at home. You know, pretty invasive. All right. Do we want to get some questions? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, I got some on the IGDM. Let's go. Yeah, we'll start with those. First question. If you could win any prize on the game show, what would your, what would that prize be? Well, a million dollars. I mean, only a million. Give me the fucking 15 million, 20 million. All right. In that case, a $1 billion jackpot on. Yeah, come on. Right. Winner lose. Money dollars? Boats and hoes. I don't think you even win that on the-- Pretty generic question. Next question. Should couple shower together? Yeah. Yeah. Every once in a while, of course. Not all the time. No. It's not like, oh, if I'm showering, you had to shower a touch. Shit. I said get in here. But like, yeah. I don't think it's weird if you guys do decide to shower, but there's times where like, saving water. Yeah, you save water. You don't want-- You don't want to-- Do you, though? You might take a little longer than the shower. I feel like, oh, I've showered this morning. No. Get in now. Shower again. I don't want to have to shower with you all the time. No, but occasionally, yeah. Shower sex is made in evenings. Yeah. It's true. It is, huh? Yeah. There's no loot. The water makes-- All washed off, yeah. Just 'cause you shower together, though. I mean, you gotta fuck. Exactly. So why would we shower together? Damn, dude. I just come on her back. Do you know what? I changed my answer, bro. I think you're gonna settle down. I know. We'll see. We're not gonna fuck. What the hell? We're like, you're floored. All right, you know this? Okay, wait one more, one more. Okay. What's something you wanted to learn, but haven't had the chance yet? Oh, dude. How did, like, play like a guitar or something? Yeah. I just try to get taller and like-- That was my answer. For me it's the keys. Keep work? That's another one for me. Yeah. Like, Scott Storch shit. Yeah. Haven't had a chance to learn? Yeah. Ooh. It's like, I know everything. Pretty talented. Must be a very talented-- Oh, it's crazy. Yeah, we don't have-- We don't have-- We don't have-- There are other pictures. Am I in honestly. Really? Like, right off the top of my head, yeah. I mean, I have a guitar. Are you doing it? No, I'm not the best. Or to say that, just to not sum. OK. That. OK. How to shred a guitar. Whoa, so two people fucking stole my answer. OK. Last kind of morph, they didn't do the piano. Well, I don't know why it instantly went to like-- Music? Yeah, but-- That'd be the biggest thing for me to just pull-- I'd pull up with my guitar everywhere, to be honest. Like, if I learned how to like master magic, actually, that'd be pretty cool. Magic? Good. Magic is all illusion. If you mastered it, yeah, that'd be cool. So you'd just be a master of a little-- Or how to like, pick pocket? Like, ooh, steal a watch or a wallet, like, slick. This guy. That'd be crazy if you mastered something like that, though. Broke chose to be a scumbag out of all things. Yeah. No, I'm not a scumbag because I don't know how to do that. But-- Now, if you wanted to, if you wanted to, you'd do it. You'd do it for what? If you could. That would be a good idea. I'm just doing ideas out for Chris at this point. Oh, OK. OK. All right, Chris, load us up with the juicy ones. What's the craziest thing you saw someone talk, or get themselves out of an ass whipping for? I don't think I've ever seen that. It's hard to like, someone who got out of it. Yeah, I haven't really seen you. I can't really like, no, I can't really-- I don't know if this counts. But one time, one of the homies picked up a sack, didn't pay for it. Let everyone hit the sack and then gave it back to the dealer and it was like, I don't want to pay for it, type shit. And I don't know what the fuck he said, but he definitely talked out of himself out of an ass whipping for that one. Yeah, I can't think of anything. I have a horrible question, actually. Yeah. I can't think of anyone who talks to themselves out of game beat. Right. Oh, the kids are out. Oh, fuck it. Chris, you got another one? Uh, yeah. Last one. I got one more after. Everyone pick a superpower and the person to the left. We've done this shit. It's only done. Pick an embarrassing way to activate it. Oh. Oh, okay. And pick a superpower. We pick a superpower. You pick and then-- And the person to the left, you pick away. Okay. So I have to choose my own power. So you pick your own power? Right, right, right. Okay, okay, okay. The fastest man alive. Okay, you'd have to make your ass clap right here. I'd do it. I knew it was so cheap related, you know. Poodles cheeks this one right here. You know what I have to use? I'll be right back, guys. And I'm just off. I have some kind of toughness. Okay, so you pick your superpower and you check to choose how to activate it. Teleport. Ooh. To activate it, you'd have to fire in front of the prettiest girl. What if I still-- In the area. Oh, okay. You'd have to find a pretty girl to fire in front of her and then-- Why would be too bad? You'd have to go wherever. And then you just-- He's gone. Oh, he never-- Never to be a elastic. He'll just see me. It's elastic first and pressure. You know, every time. Who did that? Everyone turns around. It's only hers. Yeah. The prettiest girl's in my life. It just smells like shit. Damn. Damn, okay. Okay. All right, my superpower is always going to either be invisible or flying while doing the visible. Ooh. Before you vanish. You have to jerk off to act. Everyone sees you and then-- They don't. Was that the guy before? He's like-- And then that's the last thing they see. Yeah. Super strength. Ooh. Super strength. Damn. Yeah. Super strength. Twist my nipples. Nah. Don't let him-- Daddy, don't let him let him let him let him let him. Come on, let's just miss my nipples. It's my kink. If you don't pick Zander's gonna kink. Go. You gotta make out with-- No. Dude, okay. Good one. Come here, Les. Don't fuck this guy up real quick. Entering you. Gotta find the most good-looking man and link out with him. Yeah. Tongue? Tongue? Oh, yeah. I make out with Zandra and I don't become strong. I'm like, what? That's only it's Chris. Yeah, what if it's a tie? I gotta make out with both of you? You gotta choose. I think so. All right. You see there was one more? Nah, I think that's a good place to end there. Cool. All right. Hey, thank you guys. Make sure you guys-- Make sure you guys check out that cook-off video that we've drawn. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. On YouTube. Find out which one of us is the best pick. Oh, yeah, we know who the best is. Zandra, you know your my favorite. Chris. Yeah, Chris. Is it in, Chris? Goodbye, ladies and gentlemen. Go back, go back, goodbye. Bye-bye. We'll see you guys next week. [MUSIC PLAYING]

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