Brad and John - Mornings on KISM

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A woman got busted for stealing a car because she wrote about it in her journal...the Haunted House at Disney World was shut down for a few this past weekend after someone spread a loved one's ashes there...and a guy tried to rob a church but got stopped by the pastor who trains in the MMA sports!

Duration:: 3m
Broadcast on:: 03 Dec 2024
Audio Format:: other

We interrupt this program to bring you a special report. I can't believe this news. Here's Brad and John. Dear diary, I am a knucklehead. That's a Minnesota woman who was done in by her own diary. She was arrested for auto theft. And her own diary entry has incriminated her. In the diary, she wrote, quote, totally stole a car today. Something I never thought of doing. She wrote that in her journal the same day. A guy flagged his Ford van as missing. The $2,000 van was scrapped for cash at a scrap yard there. And her diary entry shows that, well, at least she has some feelings when she wrote super freaking out about it. This woman's got a criminal pass, too. In June, she admitted to misdemeanor theft. She was put on unsupervised probation for a year. Just keep checking her diary. You'll find out what she's up to. You should have plenty of time to write in that diary in jail. And can you imagine how busy Disneyland and Disney World were over the holiday weekend? You'll Thanksgiving. And so Disney World in Florida, the haunted mansion was closed for a while over the weekend. As a guest scattered their loved one's ashes on the ride. It's not clear how long it was shut down for, but everybody had to be evacuated. One of the employees posted about it and said, quote, "As I write this, haunted mansion is down and being evacuated due to someone spreading human ashes on the ride." And then they went on to say, it's a dumb thing to do because the person's ashes will just end up in the trash. Your loved one's ashes are going to be vacuumed up into a bucket with mouse droppings and thrown in the garbage, end quote. That's a great resting, final resting place. Great send off. They said the person was definitely caught on video and that person will likely be banned from all Disney parks going forward. They were better off in that canister. And a guy thought he would break into a church and try to steal some stuff. And by swinging his axe around, he figured he would encounter little resistance. What he didn't figure was that he would encounter a pastor who was trained in MMA. That's Pastor Nick, 46-year-old Pastor Nick. As in Knockout Nick, this was in the San Francisco area. Nick says he studied some kickboxing and martial arts and likes to stay fit. I shouted at him to stop and the police were going to be on the way and I grabbed a hold of him and we ended up wrestling in the parking lot of the church. I've studied in some jiu-jitsu and some kickboxing and have mixed martial arts background. And so it was very helpful to be able to grapple with this gentleman without having to do much harm to him. After a few minutes of wrestling there, the police arrived. He had this guy pinned down. And there were a lot of people there in the congregation and they had no idea that Pastor Nick had this stuff in him. But that sure did no wine will ever go missing in the church sacristy. - So what? - You want to get, that's the preparation only. Where they keep the wine? I'm a former altar boy. I know where they kept the wine. And I wouldn't play, I wouldn't mess with any of that if we had a pastor Nick around in our church.