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We interrupt this program to bring you a special report. >> I can't believe this news. Here's Brandon Jones. >> That was a rivalry weekend for a lot of schools, a lot of college football teams this past weekend. Did the Huskies play Oregon over there? >> Yeah, they got that thing going on. >> They got to be pretty bad. >> Yeah, that happened. Well, in Texas, they had a number of them. And one of their big ones every year is Texas A&M and Texas. And this year, it was in college station. And there's always craziness regarding the fans surrounding that game. And here are a few of the reports from Saturday from inside and near the stadium from the police department. First one, they tweeted out, intoxicated subject apprehended, released to his sober wife. This next one happened before the game. Quote, university rules violation. A man was riding a horse and another man and his dog were riding a long horn. They agreed to leave campus. Now, they included video of this and this was not a kid riding the long horn. This is a middle age guy, maybe even a senior guy who was riding this long horn with this dog. An interesting thing about it is he barely drew any looks from the people at this crowded intersection. And then they had this all been there, done that. And then there was this one. Two men were arrested at the football stadium with fake construction credentials. They were trying to have tickets. So they drew up these fake construction credentials. They were wearing reflective vests. These guys are 21 and 22 years old. The giveaway on the credentials, one of the man's name on his credential. Harry was his first name. Last name spelled A-Z-C-R-A-C. Harry A-Z-C-R-A-C. Denied admission. My dad went to the University of Texas and his brother went to Texas A&M. The first jokes I ever heard in my life were Aggie jokes. I mean, the very favorite, like Cougars and Huskies. We're talking fast food restaurants that you would drive a good distance to find or visit. And I don't know how far this woman had to drive to get to raising canes. But on Friday down in Clearwater, Florida, 31-year-old woman there was arrested for strong arm robbery after she became, quote, "hostile and verbally and physically, hostile both verbally and physically," after they failed to give her enough sauces in her bag. This is Mackenzie Keeling, and she came through and wanted eight packs of cane's barbecue sauce to go with her chicken strips, her chicken fingers. And they said, "No, we're not giving you eight." And so she comes back in and starts beefing with the manager. And then one of the managers or the workers there says, "All right, I'll give you a couple sauces. Just shut up." And then the manager of the place comes out and says, "No, no, no, we're not doing that." And that's when things started getting crazy. She began yelling at the people there, disturbing the staff and customers. And then, you know, she was just physical with everybody throwing stuff around. She's got a felony charge for beefing over raising cane's dipping sauce. Yeah, that is one of the hot fast food franchises right now. I saw a bunch of them when we were in Denver. I don't know if we have any here, but that's the whole thing. It's the chicken and it's the sauces that they have and the strips that you just dip in. And that's supposed to be a good thing. This had a cross, the deception pass bridge. The calls you are about to hear are true. That's a lie. Really. We'd be island 9-1-1. Are you listening to me, you've got her mouth, punk? From Brad and John. I dealt with you before and every time I did it, it took me a month to wash off the felt. Is it a little foggy going across that bridge this morning? A little bit of fog around here. These calls are sure, foggy. Let's start off Tuesday, October 15, 3.39 PM. Erie Street, 9-1-1 caller says, "There's a lady walking around here with a jug of liquid." Thursday, October 17, 1.20 PM, Glenmont Court, 9-1-1 caller says, "There was a yellow Labrador retriever here, but now it's a greyhound. I think I'm living in a ghost house." Wednesday, October 1, 3.21 AM, Highway 20 gas station, 9-1-1 caller says, "Some guy just put a $10 bill on each one of the pumps. This seems strange to me." Thursday, October 3, 7.59 AM, 6th Avenue, 9-1-1 caller says, "We've got a raccoon living under our deck, and I'd really like to trap that thing." And finally, Saturday, October 5, 1.18 AM, Olive Street, 9-1-1 caller says, "I've got a guy on my front porch who keeps saying the words, 'Get it right' or 'Get it tight.'" I'll call the office, get a couple of black and whites up here to take them in. [MUSIC PLAYING]
The police report from the Texas vs Texas A&M football game...a woman threw a tantrum over a lack of dipping sauces at Raising Canes...and Whidbey Island 911 calls!