you have one unheard message. Hi I was calling current the influencer marketing platform but I think I just got redirected to a bunch of people listening to a podcast well anyways I was calling current because I was told they could help get my brand set up on TikTok shop and even build out an affiliate program of content creators promoting my brand and even have those content creators go live streams and promote my product there. Wow I could really use current. I also heard that the brands they work with are making millions in sales. I guess I'll just go to their website at current.tech welcome to drinking bros presented by ghost bed calm sit back relax it grab a fucking drink. Yeah welcome to drinking bros yeah Shane Cashman is here your back Shane. Yo back your back last episode I said hey you were really awesome come back whenever you want to. That's right. You came back super quick. Yeah I was outside this whole time. Were you really? And then just waiting. He's actually been living out there one day they'll ask me back. Just stepping right over me. I've noticed a lot of our fruits gone missing. It has. So that's probably what it was. It has man and it's probably you. That's my nutrients. It was poisonous but I got used to it. Oh shit. I'm used to some awesome now. Yeah what is 10 because you you work with Tim Poole. Yeah was it scanner now? Yeah scanner SCNR. How was it? Is that boredom is on his part? Wait what's it stand for what's I say scanner whenever I'm on his show and then he always says SCNR but I I like saying scanner. I like it's scanner. It's like a cool you know we're gonna take the vowels out of the name like hardcore bands these days but he says SCNR so yeah he's just sitting around being like let's change it up so Shane is more confused when he does shows. Why not? Yeah the hilarious thing is so we did a guest on earlier pre-taping because we've got a bunch of wild shit going on. Obviously you're your host in the show on Saturday night we're doing the Vulcan with Jay D Matteo from the Sopranos which will be a fucking blast by your tickets. Now if you're out there at the Vulcan I was taking a piss I walked back in and just walked back by you and I was like where the fucking Shane Cashman and you raised your hands it's I told you it's the glasses you're wearing. Yeah well it's also that's how it felt for this whole year I was waiting outside just waiting for you to say where Shane Cashman but yes the glasses. Why buddy Holly? Why are you such a buddy Holly? I was actually going for Rachel Maddow. You don't see it? No I put the camera on him Delco. What do I look? So is this not Rachel Maddow? I look into that camera right there. Oh yeah hey. All right so I got a couple here. Hear me out. I'm Rams. Young Larry King. Yes I like that. Young Larry King Lee Harvey Oswald. I also like that. Communist. Communist. Yeah well his widow moved to Rockwell Texas. I know that. No shit. Is she single? Is she single? Yes. She knows who else is from Rockwell Texas? Who else? He'll be with us at The Minds Fest on Saturday. Who? Alex Jones. Oh yeah it's a shy cop. This is an elixir. This is a shy cop. Yeah I like both all those references. Do you ever want to like do a blood transfusion with Alex? I kind of want to get some of his blood and my blood. That's just pure diswap out blood. Is it? Is it? Does he do coke? No I highlighted. I think he's just not as well. He's like Tim Kennedy. He's just naturally fucking on cocaine all of that. Yeah he's never offered it to us. No I mean all right cool. He makes your whistle friends. You would think he would offer us coke. Yeah it's a couple polite key bumps amongst gentlemen. I'm sure he had a cocaine face. I'd take a rude key bump. Oh yeah sort this you bitch. We can ask. We can ask on Saturday. Yeah that's kind of dangerous. Why isn't dangerous? If these days is fucking fentanyl I don't know. Yeah but nobody's gonna be rude to you to try to lure you into a fentanyl overdose. Or is that the best one. Like look at his glasses. He looks like a rapist. Right. Yep. Well he is a rapist or anything. Oh okay. Okay. Were you convicted of that or no? No I'm good. I'm clean. I had a really good jury. Beautiful jury. Beautiful jury. Great people. Probably better than the jury Trump has. I don't know. I can't tell. Are you following that case? A little bit. Everything's so much distortion. It's like I don't even give a fuck about all this stuff anymore. What is it like do you have meetings with Tim and Tim pulling those guys and be like alright here's we're gonna talk about today and why. I think one of the biggest difficulties for Dan and I is to not talk about Trump every single day because he sucks up all the media and everything else. However these trials that are going on are so massive and it's never happened before to any president or anything else that you're forced to talk about. Yeah it's weird that it is so massive but they've like destroyed any sense of importance because they've watered him down so much. So I like me I just I think there's bigger things to care about that is important but the country is also collapsing and I'm kind of that's the thing I'm most worried about. Same but with that the only thing that I wonder is because he's it trial every single day and he's not allowed to go anywhere else except for the weekends where he's doing rallies. Yeah obviously he's exhausted he's falling asleep in court totally understand because that's fucking nuts to me that you've got to do rallies after your court gates on the weekends and then go back and sit in a court for 12 fucking hours napping in court. I think for the rally. I think that's a power move to sleep through it. I think as you put his feet up on the fucking table people are asking to be honest. I'm not even kidding. I know and people were speculating that like is he doing it to be like fuck you this is all bullshit and I don't care or is he just genuinely exhausted. He should think he's exhausted. He should wear a t-shirt that says court equals gay or something right. Sure. Like I you know what I heard about the judges mom it's like a full fucking paragraph talking shit cuz he there's a gag order he can't talk shit about the judge nobody said anything but we're in a goddamn t-shirt right. I agree. It's a t-shirt with like seriously like 6,000 words on it they're so small you can't really. Then he can sell those like the pieces of his suit he sold. Or the NFTs. The Bibles. Yeah the Bibles. The shoes I want the fucking shoes. Trump sold NFTs after everybody realized that was a scam and they still bought. Four minutes five million dollars. Four minutes he sold out five million in NFTs. It's impressive. Yeah I only bought like 30 of them and because I know they're gonna be worth a lot. Yeah you can put it right next to you. A fucking beanie baby's asshole. I sure can those are I've got the Prince of the Lady dye one is still worth a lot that beanie baby. Yeah but if you throw it into a tunnel it wrecks right into the wall. It does and it's you're gonna decrease in value but. And there's a muzzle nearby. It's a nice way to give a tribute. Speaking of Muslims have you been on a college campus lately? Holy shit. There are no Muslims but there's a lot of people protesting in their favor. Pretending to be. I was a lot of white people. For ten years. Like I'm not surprised by the university cult system. Which university were you in Manhattanville College in New York? Oh yeah. New York and a state school Orange County Community College. A little north of that and that was a real good insight into the Marxist cult that was taking root. Even in Orange County? Orange County is a little better. I was gonna say. I've been there and it's pretty red. Very red but the kids are kind of like rebelling against their parents. Why? Because they're rich and live on the beach. They've been the greatest place to live ever. They've been told to hate their their blue collar hard-working parents. No. You know. It's high school. Yeah well because their parents paid for them to go get taught how to hate them. That's an interesting situation. It is. And now Columbia is getting paid to not teach kids. Correct. It's amazing. So they sent them home. Yep. And NYU I believe Bob look it up is doing the same University of Michigan's having those protests right now. Those are probably spread around. Yep. Because of hey we're in college and let's do something and not go to school or whatever. It's fun. It's fun. It's not a way to date. This whole fire you date now. Indiana Jones could not get laid if he was a professor now. Oh no they'd hang him. You know what I mean? Yeah they'd kill him. Yeah probably like too much of a dude. They wouldn't even hire him for his friends. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Absolutely. He'd be done man. He sure would. Shout all those brown people. That's right. That's true. They don't like that. Well one of them right in the face. Yeah they deserved it. They deserved it. Sure yeah but that's not how they see things. Dr. Jones. He didn't kill the Asian kid. He didn't kill short rounds. Right. Stop Asian hate. He has the antidote to the boys that you just drank. Well he's got a fucking Oscar now. Sure does. Really. Yeah sure. I want to Oscar. He was in everything everywhere. I want to. He wants best to build a quarter. All right. And then it was a full circle moment where he got to hug Harrison Ford and you know they had a fun time. Beautiful. Harrison Ford took out his earring and gave it to him. Sure did. Yeah. I'm going to believe this. Do you like Harrison Ford's earring? Yes or no? I haven't even seen it. I don't even know what it is. Didn't he say he did an interview recently where he said he just got shit faced and was like yeah I fuck it. He got shit faced with Ed Bradley and who is the other one? Was it Michael Jordan? I think it was Hitler. I couldn't hear him. I know he was dead by then. What kind of earring is it? Is it like a dangling. Not just a single solitary diamond I think right. Yeah it's just a bullshit like a twink earring. Interesting. Who was it? It was Ed Bradley and somebody else Bob. Who is he with? And he goes I got drunk. They both had one and I just got a fucking earring that night. Jimmy Buffett. Jimmy Buffett. That's it. That's it. There were ways in a way again. Well look if you're a buffet fan because that's what his friends call them. Right. I would prefer it was Michael Jordan now. Like that makes it cooler. Why did Jordan do it? Why did Jordan have the Hitler mustache for the Hanes commercial? Well that was power. That was power. Yeah. I mean it's a power back. It's a black man. It's a powerful look. That's why Hitler did it in the first place. Sure is. It's like Kanye taking the Confederate flag. Jordan did it first with the mustache. Absolutely. It's amazing. So my buddy won the tin guys was showing me Tim Kennedy. He was showing me and I've seen it before but that live show Metallica did right before Russia collapsed in Moscow. I love that show. It's such a good show. It's fucking superhero. But if you like scan through the crowd there are there's like multiple people with Confederate flags waving them in Moscow in 1991. It's like what did you read and what did it say? It's not that it's like jeans over there. It's American culture. That's what I say. I said that European culture is like a couple of decades behind us. So they were like oh it's still cool to fly this. Yeah cuz the Civil Rights Act was 65 right? I imagine just like having great Southern train kill and being like the symbols awesome. I mean it was a Pantera show and Pantera had the fucking dime bags got it on. That show is one of the best shows you could watch on YouTube. Fuck yeah dude. I'll go back. I'll go back and watch those old shows because we don't have shit like that now. Fuck man I just did it the other day. So it was Prince. Prince has just died. It was like the eighth anniversary. So they were doing a tribute to him and everything else. It was a really funny thing that one of our listeners sent of a weather man. Okay. Like North Carolina. Okay. And she goes so the weather front that's coming to come in and it was all purple. It's a purple rain front and I was like way to go. And then he talked about Prince. Love it. But I hopped back on and watched one of his old live shows and I was like god damn it man. Dude. Total genius. Also speaking of fentanyl. That's how they took out Prince. So I'm on. I'm serious. So somebody somebody said that on a fucking podcast the other day. Do you think Prince got murdered? Yeah I do. I also think Michael Jackson got murdered. Definitely. Who knows who. Yeah but what would be the cabal of evil people running the world? What would be you talking about contracts? Jackson and Prince were upset about contracts. They were both locks and contracts disputes. Was Michael Jackson's contract about looking little boys assholes because that's primarily what he's known. That's what the cabal said about him though. That's what they said. That's what they said. Dude you can't believe HBO. I don't believe HBO. I believe everything. I think I think they got both those guys. I don't think they got him with propofol. I don't think they got MJ. I'll tell you why. I watched shit Bob you might have. Are we on Patreon today? Pull up the crime scene photos. I just saw these for the first time recently. Inside the bedroom of Michael Jackson where he died. Yeah. The way everything was set up. I mean here's why I say no to this one. The way everything was set up there from the death scene. Yeah you can pop these up. It just seemed like this was a normal natural part of his life. Where if you need a fucking see that one go back Bob so that one real quick. Apologize. If you need a fucking IV bag to go to sleep with your cocktails in it. The milk of the opiate. That's a lot bro. Like that's what makes me think it was accident. The reason I've been thinking about the slot lately is because the diddy stuff going on and when it diddy's security guards was I guess involved in the security of Michael Jackson at the time and they're saying this whole thing with diddy diddy's the new Epstein as we all know. That's just yeah that's just fact. You think he's the security guards the plant. I think I think they took advantage or hijacked the doctor administering the propofol. Well Conrad Murray only got four years and he only served like fucking 20 months. Yeah. Which for whatever they may have paid him to do like I would kill somebody for that. For sure. Yeah. This is a great one right here Bob put that on screen. So this was the bedroom. I mean you've got a fucking oxygen tank you've got an IV bag. It looks like the Whitney Houston photo. A baby doll. Is there a baby doll? There's a baby doll in the bed. Come on. Do you guys know what that shut the fuck. Zoom in on that. Is that real? Do you guys don't sleep with the baby doll? No. Shit. Not anymore. I guess I'll go turn myself in a while. Hey there was a fucking piss jug too man. I use that in the hospital. I saw it. Wait. Whoa. There's a fucking babies on plates inside the room. That's a bunch of pictures of babies in the room. How do you get a baby's face on a plate like that? Would you eat off that. Dude what a metaphor for my what I brought you over for Thanksgiving and I put some stuffing on my baby's face on a plate like that. If it was your baby I wouldn't have a problem with it because maybe they're commemorative. That's not his baby. No it's not. That's some random white fucking Gerber baby. Could be blanketed in a white. Look at all this shit. That's true. This is why I say like look at all this shit here. There's just too much shit. It seems like it but it seems like it every day. It'd be funny if those tanks were nitrous and not oxygen. Those on screen for the audience Bob are you just put them on the roof. I'm trying to find a close up on the baby doll because there is a close up of it. Okay is that a Zeema on the floor there too. There's some booze on the floor next to a sprite. Is there a Zeema though? Yeah it looks like it. Yeah. Yeah. Zeema probably a little jolly rancher in there. That's what he gave the kids. Jesus juice. Waiting to our new water. Jesus juice right. Here's a better shot of the. Holy shit. They're all white. This is his bedroom. Nah there's a black one on the back there. Well that's been written by white people. It's hidden by white people. Also what appears to be like some orphan girl from the early 20th century. That's in Frank bro. It is. It's all franked up. Is it a Frank zoom in dude? Is it all franked up? He was using it. He was telling those kids they don't say nothing. You know what happened to her when she talked out loud. They heard her in the attic. Right. Right. So keep your mouth shut. Never never lamb was just a really big attic. Yeah for him. That's probably true. That dude. That could be a young Anne Frank. That's insane. All these fucking kids. And then Charlie Chaplin. I would you have a picture of Charlie Chaplin. I'm going to point you to this little statue thing here. It's kind of covered up by the picture of children's shoes and giraffes. But this is this is two naked children. I'm going to guess between toddler and 10. Yep. Building up earth with their feet. Legs in the air bottoms out. Yep. Yeah. God. He was probably framed for being a pedophile. I was just going to say no. The feds planted this. They didn't. All this shit looks totally fucking on brand. That's why that's why for the feds. That's why I think he accidentally died. You don't go to that link. Oh yeah. If it's a if it's the king of pop. Dan, your friends with with a bunch of feds. Like did they sit around going? All right. If we're going to frame Michael Jackson. I'm friends with zero feds. You're a fucking gnar. What? Yeah. You're a fucking narc. I think zero feds. I think there was a conversation to be had there of like what do we plant? What do we not plant? Oh yeah. You're going to tell me that they came up with. All right. Let's find a statue of two naked babies holding up the world with their bare feet. Yeah. Because they're like they're going to do a podcast in 30 years or 20 years and they're going to find this image and it'll be confirmation for them. But everyone will think they're crazy breadcrumbs. That's it. That's how the occultists work. Who's in that DVD collection down there? Anything good? Yeah, it was hard to tell, but it looks like mostly kids movies. Again, God damn it, man. But that shit is bizarre. Do they plant the whole circus he put in his fucking backyard? Yes. Yes. It looks like so it looks like a lot of his from his own childhood too. I see I definitely see I think a three stooges. How funny would it be if it was all like 1970s, black spoitation friends. Great. Yeah. It's like super. I know. Oh man. I like it. Or blackula. Curly is my favorite. I like curly. He makes me laugh. Meg the stallion accused of harassment by Cameron says he was forced to watch her have sex. I would watch her have sex. Yeah. So does she's not? No. What the fuck's this problem? Meg the stallion? No. You hate black girls? Most no. Not Meg the stallion. She's not. No, I don't see it. Come on. Bob. There's the baby. Oh, there's the baby. Holy shit. He was sleeping way worse than I was thinking. Why does the baby wearing socks wearing sandals? Yeah. What's it? What's it next to? Oh, that's a phone. Is that a printer? No, that's that's an old school phone. That's an old school conference call. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. And then a CD. What CD is that? I see these nuts. I so by the way, I can answer you the question. The reason that the baby doll is wearing sandals is because it's fun to take them off. Oh, Bob, this is getting dark today. Man, this is getting dark. I can't believe that it's a man with children that said that. Yeah. I can't go out to sandals. All that work to make Michael Jackson look guilty. Get over there and take off the sandals. Bob, hold the picture of Meg the stallion, please. Yeah. Let's let's deconstruct this. You don't think she's hot. She's hot. I'm pretty sure she is. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. That's just her faces. Oh, my God, shit. Wow. Yeah. No, she'll the whole body. Lizzo's on a diet, right? Here we go. That'll work right there, Bob. This is AI, Lizzo. It is not. They're not even close. Look at that. You said that mean that's like, yeah, I wouldn't fuck Lizzo if she was super hot and a totally different. That photo is not bad. I've never seen that Meg the stallion. That's always that that's doing clone version. I'll go. I'll go deeper. I watched that fucking doc on HBO. Do you watch it? About Torielains? So the whole thing revolves around the fuck is Torielains. Torielains a rapper. So he gets out and shoots her. Oh, wait, you know, you, you, you of all people will love this. Is it racist? Yes. Oh, good. Let's hear it. So he either in the car, they're driving home from one of the Kardashians houses after a house party during COVID and they're just fucking lit. And there's Instagram live videos of them getting fucked up. And his girlfriend, which is like, I want to leave because he was hitting on Kylie or whatever. And he's like, no, I'm good. I'll stay at the pool party because they were having a pool party during COVID wasted and everything else they get in the car with her assistance. And he's wasted and he looks at the assistant and he's like, well, you're not going to say anything that we've been fucking the whole time in front of Meg the stallion. She gets out of the car, he pulls a gun and says, dance bitch, dude, and start shooting her up. Now in this thing here, she's got blood on her feet and she got shot in the legs and everything else. And they did this whole huge documentary on it. And I've never seen one shot like this. So yeah, Bob, there's this footage right there. This is him prostrated on the ground. Right. So the cops, the neighbors called the cops. They ended up catching them maybe 15 or 20 minutes later. So here's Meg the stallion getting out of the car. They tried to Tupac her. Yes. So she's getting out of the car here. Now, she's walking gingerly like that because she's all shot up and you see the blood. And she got shot in the foot. She got shot in the foot, right? The moonwalk. But here's my point on this, even shot in the foot, bleeding, four AM, drunk, messy, everything else. She's still hot. Why are they like still would? Why are they still ripped up? Why don't they have her like going from left to right like that? Because they're trying to get her to walk backwards. They were trying to get her to dance. Dance, bitch. Yeah, how to work. And so in the, there's audio footage of it in the, in the thing they're, they're telling her they're like, Hey, I told you to back the fuck up. She goes, I don't think you understand I can. I got shot in the legs. And so finally she ends up just getting on the ground and then she's bleeding. And then that's the assistant getting out of the car. Now they did her dirty with this. Keep this going here. Cause this girl is a bigger gal. She did not get underway. Fuck. Yes. And then they, she went, when they told her to get on the ground and spread your legs, she goes way too wide. We were like, Whoa, whoa. Okay. All right. What do you do? What, what precipitated this? Uh, he shot her. So the neighbors call in with like the argument and the flirting shit. Yep. So some other dude said he fucked her. And then she, he shot his girlfriend. No, the assistant who's spread. You go right now. I mean, look at how wide she's getting there. That's a little, that's a little nuts to me. Mm. It's the appropriate amount. Is it? Oh, get a porter. No, no, no, boy. That's too wide. I can smell that picture now. Did the cops say like no spread more? How does that help? No, but the one guy at a body came on and he was like, Oh, uh, we, we can just go in and put the cops on now. We're good. Like we're seeing her whole pussy now at this point. Um, but, uh, so they, they, they chopped it up into two parts. The first part is Megan's part and the second part is Tori's part. And then they each tell their version of the night that it happened and everything else. And they've got two different versions of the story and now they're married. No, he's in fucking jail for 10 years. Oh, fuck. He got convicted. That's crazy. Well, he's married. He's got a kid. It's not with her. I don't know who the kid is. Well, he's probably, uh, having sex done in his butthole now, right? Yeah, he's in prison. Well, we don't know. I think it's saying that when you're that famous though, do you look up to them or do you try to fuck them? Oh, well, I mean, if he's got money, maybe he's paying people off. He's got money. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, he's got money. That's a thing for sure. But okay, I probably throw it at him just in case. You know what I mean? Well, you don't want the good Lord to show back up and rapture everybody and not have done your duty. Sure. And that's the thing. So he's in the middle of trying to get a retrial right now. And we'll see what happens there. But Meg, this stallion, he went on to have sex with pull up her Instagram. I don't think that's what I feel. I don't really know what her face looks like. She's not, but I'm pretty sure she's on to face it and do it for me. Yeah, she's absolutely she's it's. Yeah, she's amazing. And her. Oh, yeah. I mean, obviously, this is all Photoshop to help. Yeah, it is. But that is that does every fucking woman is photoshopped. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. This does still appear to be an attractive woman, as far as I can tell. That's a clone. Go to the other one where we can see a dad, asked right there. There you go. Yep. It's she's just scrolling through her own comments. Shaking around. That's not her. That's that's the assistant on the ground from the car. It kind of looks like an actually. No, I think she does like twerk. She does twerk videos. She does it. Yeah, guides. I mean, look, it's a yes all day. Yeah, she's pretty. Yes, everyone. Pretty there. Shane is. I'd like to see your body count who's on that list. I guarantee you there's a ton of four. He fucked a bunch of confederate dudes down at Stone Mountain, probably. Yeah, that's kind of what I'm into. Yeah, you're obsessed with Robert E. Lee's relatives. Yeah. My body count is just the march of the sea. Is it? Yeah. Hey, you know how Tim made that hunting Hitler show on the history channel? We should make a show called, well, I don't know what we would call it yet, but the premise of the show is we're trying to find female descendants of Hitler so we can keep the Hitler bloodline. Oh, the name of that sounds incredible. Well, I heard they got rid of the name. Is that true? No, there's there's like double T Hitlers. Double T interesting, but not the real one. Like that's going to distance them from the name. Like, yeah, we put two T's where we're totally different. I shouldn't have to change my name. Sorry, sir. Is your name Dave Hitler? It's like, no, actually, it's Hitler. Yeah. So say it right, please. Sit right. Don't dead, don't dead name it. Hitler hit it to learn son of a bitch. Don't do that to me. But if you want to have it, yeah, because Dave Hitlers had that name. I think that's a great name. H9. Yeah. You should have name your kids Hitler Hitler. First name Hitler. Last name Hitler. I don't think you've legally you can, right? Isn't that off the list? That's ridiculous. What if it was H what, like how white women just make it some stupid word that has too many Ys in it. Oh, they could. H Y T Y L R. Yeah. How does it pronounce? Hey, or H alert? H T L R. It's Hitler. Yeah. No, that's ridiculous. If you want to name your Hitler Hitler, you should. I think there was a Hitler recently. I have terrible news. What? All dudes. In the bloodline? All five left are men. Well, I mean, shit, men are having babies now. There's a fucking emoji about it. That's not terrible news. I'm going to see them to make a child now and by the time I'm 18 years old. So 18 years and nine months. This is when Dan will show up. Just exiting out the days. I'm showing up with a fucking two liter soda bottle full of my cum. Let's do this. You just put it in and jump up on top of it. Boom. Hile. And then you're, yeah, you're getting what? You've got to get the spirit of it one would imagine, you know, if you're going to go through with it. Yeah. I mean, really go for it. You know, who would love this bit is Ben Shapiro. Definitely. And is this Passover? Yeah. Is it? Oh, shit, I forgot about that. He can't even listen to it. Yeah. No, well, it won't be out until next week. Anyway, perfect. Yeah. No idea, actually. I don't either. I'll send it right over to him. Are you guys on the show? He's been on the show. Yeah. Yeah. You guys. I'm not a fan of this, but I've met other people from that organization. I'm not a fan of anybody from that organization. Yeah. That's not true. Noles will say that I agree with. Yeah. I like Noles sometimes, but they're both Christian fascists. So that's a problem. Yeah. And they hate things that are good. Yeah. I mean, technically, Peterson's over there now as well. So yeah, that's a clone. They have a Peterson. He has a different Peterson than the Peterson I knew. Really? Years ago. I don't know. I mean, I also might be side effects from the horrible drug problem he had, but he doesn't seem the same to me. What was the drug problem? He got addicted to, I forgot the drug that he was on because he was dealing with like, what if it was a men abuse? Like you couldn't get in touch because he was just drinking men abuse. I'll take it shit all day. Like, no, man, I'm taking a shit right now. Oh, still? And he disappears. Like you're out to debtor and he's gone for 20 minutes. Like, Oh, no, is he doing cocaine again? No, actually, he's just shitting. He loves it. He's addicted to men abuse. Whatever was the withdrawal, like, destroyed him. Penzo D as a penis. Oh, what is that? It's for anxiety and seizures. Xanax. Xanax is Xanax, right? Strong. No, I'm on it. It's a lazzopram is what mine is called. Yeah. Either way. But whatever came back. That's not a fun enough drug. Yeah. Xanax changed your life. Xanax Valium. In my opinion. Yeah, that's not, that's not, that's nothing that would really should change your fucking personality. Well, when he came back and you see those early videos of him, he could hardly talk. So after hearing Peterson speak like a poet, philosopher for five years, and he comes back and he couldn't even do a false sentence. Well, he was the other guy, Cleveland. I like that guy. Sometimes. And his, I like his son more than him. His crisis king, like, thing was weird, trying to. I never understood any of that. Like, he was, he was kind of defending why crisis king was bad. And I don't really give a shit about everyone on Twitter. Well, he had to because he works for Ben. And that's the thing is they all lock set. Like the last few days of daily wire have been so annoying, because they said it was an American to question. American atrocities. Jeremy boring and and fucking Ben Shapiro, neither of whom have either the will or capability to lift a finger in defense of this country. Yeah, he was like, tell other people who are Americans and who are. Ben Shapiro told us yesterday that it's actually a leftist thing to question the government. Like, no, actually, it's not, it's not, I'm not playing that fucking game. It's not right or left. The government lies to you. They also hate you, and they want to destroy you. It's it's weird to me how much the daily wire has changed. Yeah. Yeah, they made the mistake that a lot of people warn about a lot. And we talked to Chris Williamson about this several years ago, when you start chasing the audience. Yeah. Right. And tailoring content to them. Then this is where you end up is where the day of wire is. You can't do it, man. I mean, and then then you can. I mean, they're making a fuck ton of money for sure. It's hard for now. It's all going to collapse. For now. And that's the thing is like, dude, you start losing some of your bigger hosts and all that other shit, because they don't believe in the same things you believe in. Oh, dude, I was sorry, bro. I was supposed to do some shows for them a year and change ago. Disinvited because of the article I wrote about Kanye, because I spent that time with Kanye, and it was a positive article. And they were obviously anti Kanye. This is was it during this is he ran literally the day after he said I love Hitler here in Austin. I was with him in LA for a weekend and then spent a long time talking to him about crazy shit. Is this the Kanye West is dead thing? No, that's a different thing. I wrote the case for President Yay for Tim Poole's site after he walked off Tim's studio, because he came to Tim's. Right. That didn't go well. No, sure didn't. Why do you think it didn't go well? Tim had no really had no idea about Kanye. Like, it was just like Tim Sharp to work. He's like, I know the name Kanye and Tim kind of just rehashed every other conversation that Kanye had had that whole week where there was Lex Friedman Tucker, Piers Morgan, whatever. And I'm texting people in the room being like, you have to change the conversation. I'm there. And I'm like, please, and they didn't change the conversation. Kanye got mad. He walked out. And then I'm right there. And we start talking. I've been a fan of his for decades. So I'm just like having every conversation I thought I'd have if I ever oddly enough earlier that year I said I was going to interview Kanye West. Had no idea. Spoken existence. Spoken existence. We hit it off. He invited me to LA. Then I spent that time with him. And between in those two days time, he said, I live Hitler on Alex Jones show. And I'm flying out there as the world was on fire. I assume you asked him about that. What do you have to say? We talked about how we're like, it's a Christ-like thing to forgive. And he said, the Jews should forgive Hitler. And we should move on because we don't like victim mentality. And he's like, yeah, I also like Andy Kaufman. And I'm kind of playing a character. So it was like him trolling, but also him saying, I'm going to forgive even the worst people. And that's what he likes to do. He likes to start fires. So in that whole time, he was like, I'm going to rewrite the Constitution in a night. I'm with him on Reddit. He's like trying to get a group of people to rewrite the Constitution, which was insane. We had some arguments about that. And what's he like in real life behind the scenes? We were super chill without the mask on shit. Super chill. It was funny because I showed up to his studio and he did you show up with a mask on? I didn't. I was worried he was going to keep the mask on because I'm like, oh, he's going to be in like fight mode. Because Gavin, again, again, this was there right before me. I'm watching him interview Kanye, and it's not going well. Like, Kanye's got the mask on the right type of guy. Gavin said he was there to save Kanye, not the thing to say at that moment. And Kanye was mad. He's like, he made fun of every voice, gay voice, whatever, but not the black voice. He's like, I wanted to be a fan. He won. I wanted to hear the black voice, but Gavin went and do it. That's what Kanye said. But he came to me and the mask was off and we were chilling. Wait, what's a black voice sound like? Hey, man. Hey, I'm a fucker. He won't hear that. Yeah. He won't hear that. I would get it. I would have gave it to him. I had no idea. I just would have given it to him over here. I would have done it right now. It's too bad. It's too bad. Bob, I think we've got some of recording. Nope. Sure, don't. Sure, don't, dude. Headphones are going to come off by your meek meal, getting fucked up daddy. I can't do it. I've already, I can see it. I can see it on the monitor. I can see it. I'm not going to do it. Okay. I'm going to do that today. But as this is going on, do you guys become friends? You and Kanye? Yeah, I guess we were for a bit there. We spent, yeah, I only thought I was going to have that first day and then he invited me to church and we spent that whole day. I went to the studio. It was just like hours of me and him just in the studio. I'm writing lyrics for this guy. I'm like, I shouldn't be in this room. But he's like, just write lyrics. And we're talking about fatherhood, super chill. We had a good time. And then that was it two crazy days and I went home and he was just calling me all the time. I'm looking with my family changing diapers. I'm like, Kanye is fucking calling me again. It got to a point. I'm like, I feel bad. I can't pick up right now. Yeah. We would talk for like a month or two about politics and prayer. Elon, because he'd just been kicked off Twitter. All types of crazy. It's me, Owen Benjamin and Kanye in a group chat writing prayers for truth social was my life for a few weeks. Wow. And Owen's just writing jokes for prayers. Okay. Yeah, he's not going to take anything seriously. No crazy. And obviously look at Kanye now. I mean, he's he's come back a very different kind of like Peterson post drugs. Kanye came back from his year away. Well, here's my guess about him and you can tell me if I'm incorrect on on this at all. My guess about him is he does have a curious mind and he wants to dabble in everything, learn about everything. Yeah. However, there is no focus toward one thing to actually complete it and get it done anymore. There might be focus for a very short amount of time and he'll own that thing for a short amount of time, whether it's because they'll move on and then he'll move on. Now his new thing to focus on is like, how am I going to be the biggest goon possible? He's playing heel. But why do you want to do it unless because he's fucking bored? What else is he going to do? He's a billionaire for Christ's sake. I'm not sure. Like because there's the other part of it. Kanye is not the guy who's going to move to Southern Ohio on a fucking hippie commune like Chappelle and stay around his kids and shit all the time. Right. No, like he he's going to stay in LA. He bought a house right across the street. Like that's just who he is. Yeah. But it's with him. It's one of those things where I feel like he's burning it all down on purpose just to see if he can rebuild himself. That's what he usually does. He usually gets the culture to a point where that everyone hates him and then he builds back something. He builds back better as Biden would say. Well, or the Clinton side is not doing it. He's not doing it. He's not doing it. He's not doing it either. Because the Kanye now, I think it's just trash. I think he went from like the most interesting artist to the most boring predictable artist because he sounds like every other rapper that's out there. Sonically, it's awesome. But lyrically, I think it's bad. And people love it. And it's awesome. It's done well. Like he like you'd expect. Well, if he's we just talked about this, I don't know where this is going to air, but we talked about on Ross Patterson revolution earlier. This last week, it's been bangers. Right. So like, oh, yeah, I mean, they might also be AI. So, okay, great fucking thing. Are we on Patreon? Because we just fucking play it right now. It doesn't matter. We can play play that play that one. Okay. So the one that I thought was AI that I just listened to that I loved is and Bob, you're gonna have to go to Twitter for this. This is not out on Spotify or anything else. Is it on YouTube? I hope you're going to say the childish can be. Yes, dude, that song is amazing. But I think it is. I, me and my wife both listened to it. One, the song is incredible. And it's everything we hope for out of the two of those guys. It's amazing. But Jesse, my wife, Jesse goes, dude, is that AI right now? Is that really Kanye? Kanye hasn't wrapped like this in a while. His flow on vultures is not good. Gambino references AI on the track and Drake just dropped a track with AI snoop and pop. Yeah. All right, play this. All right, so this is Donald Glover right here. This is Childish Gambino. The beat is fucking dope. Gambino's underrated. Oh, yeah. It's like one of the biggest. I mean, everything he does is awesome. I won't call him Gambino though. He's on water? Yeah. He deserves that. He's got an enemy. He's got an AI and then food. Here's kind of... It's so good. It's wife music music. It's really proud to be here. All right, you request buzz now. I mean, it's great. The second half of the song is great because it switches up the same. Everything he says is awesome. All of it. You can tell this will be the song of the summer, but that was my first question was like, "Shit, is it AI?" I think it's AI. Drake put out that diss track that he took two weeks to say it was his. Did Drake write it for Tupac? Drake writes. How does that work with AI? Drake writes nothing. No, I understand that. But whoever the writer is, do you feed it the written thing into AI and then a replicant voice? In this case, I believe what happened was he wraps it. They then make his voice sound like those people. I believe because I only think that because I talked to a guy who claims to have actually made the Drake diss that Drake just claimed as AI. He'll walk you through the video. It's on Instagram. Forget this guy's name. But that guy also might be full of shit. But he's done this before. This guy's what I'm talking about who made the fake AI Drake diss is known for having clones of people like Kanye walk around and confusing people. So he's like a magician to trick people. Can you confirm that that's some of these people? Because I was wondered if he was wearing the mask if that was him at some of these locations. Right. I might have met a fake Kanye. I mean, it lined up to the way I perceived Kanye as a fan, but I only saw him for a few days. Who knows? This sounds like old Kanye flow, not new Kanye. Kanye's not the one to usually go back and do something again. But what if somebody else wrote it for him and then he just went in the booth and recorded it? That is possible as possible. And Kanye does work like that, where he has people right. I'm fucking writing for him. Like, who knows? He has literally anyone in his circle at that time, writes up and he'll pull. And he has people like, he's famously had like most F or Talib, Jay Electronica, right flows. So let's say it is AI. Yeah. What are your feelings on it then? If you know that it isn't him, and do you care? I hate AI. AI is demon technology. But if you can't figure it out, then what's the difference? Bob, did you get that link? Play this one and then tell me you hate AI. I know. Oh, I know. I still do it. I saw this. This dude's got a whole channel. This stuff, by the way. You know the AI site that does this? No. Tim's got one that he can do lately. I think that's it. If I check trash, I'll find it for her. Because I'll do it for the show. I'll write something for the show and see what happens. Because this sounds great. This is AI. It does sound great. It's just a gimmick. It's like a lava lamp of music. If we're rocking to it, what's the difference? All right, you can cut it. Well, I mean, when's the last time any good music came out anyways? I like a lot of the music right now. I like Fontaine's DC. I think they're weird Irish kids. I don't know what that is. They make weird music. I like shit. I feel like we've done that remains. You know, they just got a new song. Oh, the romance? Yeah, but it's not out yet, is it? No, maybe that's not out yet. I think it's May. I think this band Metz, M-E-T-Z. They're a fucking queen band. We actually have some breaking Kanye West news. Oh, shit. You, your wife, who's one of the women y'all going to have? Oh, good. I want to talk about this. I saw this. You can pick anyone in the world. There's just one person. I think I know what you're thinking, but I'm not even going to say no names. I just want to see what you would think. Michelle Obama confirming that Kanye's gay. Yeah. That's really fucking funny. He wants to have a three-some big mic. He says... It's ridiculous. Because he wanted to fuck a president's wife. Yeah, so he goes on to say, because I want to fuck the president's wife. Why not? I just hate this face of Kanye. Obama hates him anyways, so, yeah. I hate this whole face of Kanye. I think it's so bad. Is it a phase or is he just... Everything is a family. Everything is a family. Everything is a phase. It's constantly just like a new version, and there's nothing interesting about it to me at all. I've seen all this from other people, and typically I look to someone like him to give something new. And for once, it seems like he's just a watered-down version of future. So, when you wrote the Kanye West's dead thing, is it in regards to artistically? Oh, that's weird. That's weird, because I had already started writing that 10 years ago. No way. The day he put out Monster on October 23rd, 2012, or whatever it was, there's a line in that that inspired me to start writing this whole book that was him as a protagonist. It was just like a silly idea that I'm always like returning to. So, when I'm with him on that second day, I was like, "It's weird that I'm here because I've been writing this book. I was trying to say it not too creepy because I'm like, "I've been writing this whole novel." He was like into it, and he was about to post about it on his Instagram. And I was like, "Please don't do that because I actually like this idea and I want to put it out there." And it's nowhere near being done. We had been writing all these crazy Instagram posts that day about Elon being a clone and Obama being a clone. You wrote those? I wrote them with him, yeah. Me and him. I had pictures of me holding his phone like that was ridiculous. But that was a fun time. It was within 10 minutes. There's like all these articles about the stupid posts we were doing on Instagram. They were endless. They were hilarious. I mean, you guys did it for over and over and over and over and over and over. In Santa Monica, just laughing about Malibu. Yeah, Malibu. The first time I saw the Pacific Ocean was from that hotel room, and then writing raps. It was stupid and surreal. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I think he's just in a bad, bad place right now. I really do. Because of what? Because he's obsessed with materialism in a new way. It used to be like we want to free ourselves from materialism. Well, also it's good to be materialistic if you want to be. But there's something about him now where he's only gauging his wealth through trying to be a goon that we've already seen done in rap for 20, 30 years. He's always been someone to kind of do paradigm shifts and things that I think are interesting and that's whatever. I like the Christian albums. I like Jesus. I don't need him to remake those. But everything that's coming out now happens to sound good, but lyrically sounds tired. And he sounds uninspired. And I don't know. I think it's people he's probably surrounding himself with. Well, he's also in his late 40s. He's rich as fuck. 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I mean, look, my motivational guy was Kobe because of the work ethic. But eventually, the work ethic is going to lead. Even in Kobe's last year, he was smiling to everybody, he was shaking hands and all that shit we had never seen before ever, but he was done. He had announced it and he was like, "Well, I'm going to enjoy this. Yes, I was great and I did all the things." That's a good thing about athletes. It doesn't always or even often translate to entertainers. They almost always stay way past their prime. Sometimes they come back and have a weird last final moment like a Johnny Cash. I don't think he needed to redeem himself. He was just kind of broken down after a while, but coming back and covering her was a good way to send it off. Well, same way with Kobe that last year because he's my favorite. But watching him taped up because I was going to a lot of games. At that point, I was an editor on a movie. It was right across the street. So I was going to the Son of Lager games and all that stuff. But now, when you love somebody and then you're watching them get wrapped up and I think the last game I went to, he scored, it was four before the final game. He barely scored 12 points. There was this Asian woman with him and she was wrapping him from head to toe and ice and advantages. There's a famous photo of it from the bench. She was like a 60 year old Asian woman who had to wrap him up in front of everybody in the arena. So it wasn't like it was in the locker room or everywhere else. It was just so he could sit down on the fucking bench. I think with Kanye, it could be that he, I'm not counting him out. There it is. I'm not counting Kanye out. Oh, wow. So this was in between quarters and I was, I don't know, 10 rows away from it. So I got to see the process, look at how miserable he looked and then they were wrapping him. This was mid game. So like this was mid quarter, mid everything to get him out there. And I was like, fuck. So two things I want to say is something about Kobe, about Kanye. I'm not counting him out. I think he still could come back and do something else that's interesting because artists can come back and totally change their style and do something that's that's fascinating. People do love the new stuff though. So I don't want to discount that. I love the last three songs. You like the, yes, I don't, I'm not a fan of anything on vultures, but carnival. I can't stand that. I love this one. Can't stand that song. Just so boring to me. But, uh, but with Kobe seeing those images, uh, the world fell apart after Kobe died. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, that was a rough, that's in two months. It's reminding me of that. It's, it started with the wildfires in Australia that killed like 10 billion animals. It wasn't January. Yeah. Right. That was January 3rd, I believe. Yeah. And the next thing was Kobe died like January 24th. Is that it? Or 28th? Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. And then COVID happened in March. No, that weekend, if you recall, we heard from the government, January 28th is when they were going to start shutting down airports and shit. It got pushed to the right a little bit, but we are, it was already on my radar by then. And then Rogers died, because I did a, this gig with Post Malone here. Kenny Rogers. Yeah. And I flew home and then they shut down the world and we were all just kind of drinking. And Kenny Rogers died and that sent me off the fucking edge. Post Malone during COVID. That's where I actually started to respect Post Malone because his Nirvana video was incredible. Did you see that? The live concert where he covered their Nirvana was great. Incredible. It was great. On YouTube. Oh man, it was amazing. It sounded so good. But, uh, yeah, this, this gives me like PTSD from early. Well, now he's doing music with Morgan Wallen. Yeah, thank you. Post has a new country with Morgan Wallen. He did a country song with Beyonce, which sucked. He did a song with Taylor Swift. This song he did. Just go to fucking Post Malone's Instagram. He can play a sample. I love it. It's Morgan Wallen. If you like Morgan Wallen, I love Morgan Wallen. I think it's great. Like he's probably better at being Morgan Wallen than Morgan Wallen, to be honest. But they're both good in this. I like Morgan Wallen. I have not heard this. He definitely posted it on his Instagram somewhere. I don't remember where it is. It's like a, it's like almost like a cell phone video of him up close. Yeah, I think it might. It's not live. I mean, it's like him. It is. It's, it's not live. Maybe. No, it's not. Maybe you. It's like him sitting on a chair in the middle. It's like he's got a phone or something. Yeah, it's not that either. I just get a YouTube type in, uh, Post Malone and Morgan Wallen. Or Twitter. Yeah. What I heard though sounded amazing. I haven't heard it. I like Morgan Wallen. I like him more than he throws chairs off a roof and shit like that too. That's old school country. We need more in our boys in blue. Yeah. We need more of that. Look, did he know the cop car was down there? Probably not. Probably not. They were probably in the wrong. There's video footage too of the police officer walking in the chair bathroom. Does it say when this one was posted on YouTube? A month ago. A month ago. Is this going to be on Morgan Wallen's new album or Post Malone's new album? I don't know actually. I think Post Malone would make a great country album if he actually decided to do it. I was under the impression they were doing a collab album. Could be wrong. Hey, and that would be dope too. The phrasing in that song is amazing. It's great. That's a great song and that'll be a massive, massive banger. Yeah. Post Malone is a very good writer. Dude, he's so good. Like as far as musicians who actually write their own lyrics and in his genre, he's probably the only one. Yeah, to be honest. And also went on Kill Tony. Yeah, he's a good kid. It's amazing. He doesn't care. He doesn't care. It's amazing. He doesn't care at all. Enjoying the ride. But yeah, so with the Kanye West's dead thing, whenever it happened with it? Well, so I didn't do anything with it for a while. And then I decided that I was going to start serializing it on Twitter. So that's the first serialized novel on Twitter. I put it out a new chapter every two weeks. And it basically is about what happened if Kanye died in the car accident in 2003 or 2002, whenever it was. So it's like a butterfly effect thing? Yeah, it's kind of weird after life. Well, Donald Glover did an interview the other day and they asked him who his favorite rapper, who the best is. And he said, Kanye. Yeah, of course. And they were like, why? And he goes, we would not have any rapper today if it weren't for Kanye. Yeah. And I love, I love rap. I love Caris one. I love cannabis, Big Pun. I was more of a Tupac fan than Biggie. But Kanye to me, even if I don't agree with everything he's doing right now, he's the greatest artist we've ever had. I think he's better than I, when I was teaching, I used to make these kids do a debate of who's more influential Shakespeare Kanye. And I didn't tell him how I felt. I think it's Kanye, because Kanye just has infiltrated every institution and changed fashion, different types of music, and it was unstoppable. Shakespeare maybe gave us some words. We're words. It wasn't even him. It was exactly the feds set that up too. Set up Shakespeare? Yeah, big time. Shakespeare told a story that could save America right now, the taming of the shrew, right? It recognizes the very true and obvious fact that a woman that's acting up is missing a masculine influence in her life. And then as a result of that, she becomes more masculine. That story should be taught very young. It's too bad. A lot of people are illiterate these days. Yeah, and well, but I mean, for a guy like Shane, who's got so many charges for the domestic violence that it's like, what Shane, it's your rap scene is like 14 women you've hit. It's rough. I shouldn't even be in Texas right now, but they were all standing in the same line. Yeah. Well, they were dressed. Okay. Well, it's just saying you kept for it. You kept saying, no officers are wrap on the beak. It's a wrap on the beat over and over again. And that was weird to me. Yeah. My favorite scene from Ted is where he's walking down the street, and Mila Kunis is driving next to him. And she's like, hey, do you want to ride? He's like, no, it's fine. If I get raped, it'll be my fault for what I'm wearing. Yeah. And that's true. And that's the moral of the story, everybody. That's the American dream right there. But with Tim, you get access to all these crazy celebrities, all this fucking wild shit there. Who's been somebody interesting in the last year? When's the last time you were here? It was a year ago? It was a year. I don't know if I did that. I'm trying to think the most interesting one is probably the riff-raff. Do you know that rapper is? Oh, yeah. I spent a week at his house. How was that? Fucking amazing. It was hilarious. Jody Hy roller. Jody Hy roller. He hit me up. I tweeted out one day that him and Theo Vaughn are like two great poets. If you watch them talk, it's just two people saying ridiculous phrases that no one else could say. And he responded, he actually had seen the Kanye story that was a month or two prior to that, and invited me to his house. And I said, yes. I'm a huge riff-raff fan. So I went down there, and it was super cool. We walked dogs. He made smoothies, went to a monster truck rally, made some music. And that was a really fun, crazy week. Because it was like, he's kind of a character, playing a character. I was gonna say, that's what it seemed like. But he's also that person. It's weird. He knows it's funny, but he's that person. So he went deep on Houston rap, basketball, how he got his name, his problems with, you know, he got me-tude in Australia, and then he got kicked off his label, and his career kind of tanked, and he's all independent now. And so we talked about all these things. It was so serious and funny. At certain point, he filmed the podcast with me, and it was just complete chaos. So it's probably my favorite. Okay. I like him. He'd be a great guest on the show. He would be a phenomenal guest. He was on Theo Vancheon. It was very good. Yeah. Yeah. He's amazing. He'll talk pretty much about anything. It was a year and one week. Was it really? Since we saw your last, it was April 12th. Yeah. Look at that. Sorry. You're just trying to come back on the year date, dude. That's right. That's right. That's right. I had just done the riff-raff one. This is your grace. Yeah. That's right. I love it. This is your grace. I'll bring riff-raff next time. You should. You still die on the toilet. By the way, I'm dying to have him on the show. Oh, I thought you were gonna say you're dying. I'll hit him up today. I love that. I love that. I love that on the show. And yeah, Elvis. Yeah. We should get Elvis on the show. Well, we can get Elvis. We can maybe bring in some ashes. Elvis Costello, maybe. I want to bring in the toilet that he died on. That would be a great interview. Have Joe Rogan lie down next to it like Conor McGregor and interview the toilet. What was that last dump like, brother? Man, but you didn't get it out. That's why he died. What do you think he was eating? Oh, fuck. Gravy salad, man. I tried to see it. Have you ever been to grace on it? What, his dump? No, the toilet. Because you know they've got Napoleon's cock or something? Yeah, yeah. They should have that dump that killed fucking Elvis. Just traveling the America. Yeah, dude. Well, they got to extract it. I don't think the dump came out. That's not like that. Yeah, exactly. So cut it out of him because you got to take out his organs anyways. I'm sure they took it. Someone's got to have somebody's got that dump. Yeah, someone left that dump. Bob, is that the dick or is that the last dump of Elvis? That's Napoleon's cock. That is Napoleon's cock. This guy did not have to cut his dick off and was just like, I need this. I need to have Napoleon's dick. So this was, oh, oh, okay. I think he meant Napoleon himself cut it off. Oh, yeah, no. Napoleon was not a trans. That's baller, dude. Yeah. He's like, fuck this exile. Well, yeah, right. But it was like, oh man, before I die, we'll cut off moon dick. Fuck you guys. That's pretty rad. I guess you know, Van Gogh didn't have gender dysphoria. Right. Yeah. That's true. He just shot me. Because he wasn't here to have a problem cutting shit off. No. You see that do or that woman that got herself barbied? No. Yeah, that's a smooth, barbie. The smoothing is what I call it. Barbie surgery. It's your purpose, general shape. You remove all the, you get a fucking, just a barbie thing, remove the nipples, everything. Smooth. The whole thing. Oh, yeah. Up around to the ass. Yeah. Smooth. You're just walking around with a crack in your ass. You got to clasp me back? No. So they said they leave a little hole for pissing. Yeah. Which is wild. Wow. She haven't only fans. This is how you guys know. Not yet. I was waiting. It was in some, I think the Daily Stormer. Is this American? Just kidding. The Daily Stormer is a neo-Nazi. Is it? Oh, he should, by the way. My subscription ended. So I don't have that anymore. You ever seen the gay Nazi group from California? That was big in like the 70s. No, but I kind of want to meet some of those. I've got some questions. I bet they walked hard. Definitely. Definitely. That's like, is that where is a gay Nazi worse than a gay pro-Palestinian person? Does she get married? It should probably get married. I agree. Yeah. I agree. But I did try to see Elvis's Toyota Grace Land. Yeah. How do I look? No, the guard stops. I can't see it. That should be part of the court. You can't walk up there. Yeah. But you can go to the book, the positivity, where Kennedy got blasted. Yes. And though, and by the way, that's lined out. Have you been there? No. So the whole, that whole thing is lined up. But when you try to go upstairs at Grace Land, because there's ropes, there's a fucking set of guards. They're like, no, dude. You're not going up there. And I was like, I gotta, I need to see it. I want to take a dump on that toilet. So do I. Yes. That's probably why I stopped. Someone probably, everybody wants a shit on that thing. That's king shit right there. Or it's just like, hey, dude, let me get it out because he couldn't. That's what we do. We set up like a make, we need a kid like from Make-A-Wish and say his, his final. Make a shit. We'll find a little, we'll find a little retard. To make a shit and be like, hey, we need it. This is Rawlson. No, it's Chippy. This is Chippy Rawlson. And in, Dave always dreams before they pass away of shitting on Elvis's toilet. I know it's ridiculous, but I'm sorry. Make a wish. Yeah. And there's nothing we can do. We try to convince him, he's a white kid who tried to convince him he's dying from sickle cell. Yeah. We were just like, hey, dude. Just, I like to pepper in things like that, because if they challenge you, I'm like, whoa, you don't know what his race is. You don't know what's inside of, of little Chippy Rawls. Chippy Rawlsson. That's such a good point. And his dream is just to grunt one out up there. That's it, you know. Lapse up, give him a, leave us alone so we can all sit on it. Yeah, dude. And just play Elvis's music in the background. Don't be cruel. That's all you want to hear when you're dumping out up there. Be amazing. Just don't be cruel to the poor. That's what the, that's what the lid set sings it when you open it actually. A tripwire that, that just plays Elvis hits. So security knows. It's like church hills in Manhattan. Yes. When you walk in, it starts playing. Do you have any been to that bar? Whenever you walk in, it just starts playing Winston Churchill speeches from the 30s and 40s. In the bathroom. It makes you, I've, I would go out of my way in New York City to dump out in that bar. That's awesome. Because it's the most calming thing is to get a church hill firing up. I was pounding off in there. Are you really? I couldn't get an erection on Winston Churchill. I like powerful men. Yeah. Well, there you go. I understand that's why I like big Mike. Big Mike full circle. You think that's real? Yes. Come on, dude. Dude, obviously. Come on. Shane, that's why we love having you on because everything's a conspiracy. I feel like all we need is a strand of hair or a fingernail or something and we can get that DNA tested and see what chromosomes are in there. It's possible to do it. Yeah, dude. Right. The kids look like her. I don't know. That one I won't. There are two dudes in the lab. Two dudes can make a child. We have X and Y chromosomes. Right. We can make a child with just two. You can take two dudes, not even semen, just two dudes DNA and make a child out of that. I don't want Shane. That has both DNA. No, I mean, you want big Mike's DNA because you want to fucking division one college athlete. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to. Have you ever seen that video of her dunking from the free throw line? Just dragging her dick and nuts across some huge face. Just flying. Dominique Wilkins. Boom. Dominique Wilkins. It's impressive. Yes. She won the '98 dunk contest. She did. But nobody knows. The government had it deleted. It's too bad. What's the biggest conspiracy that you're working on right now? Fake clouds. The clouds are fake. All the clouds are fake. Everyone should know that the sky is a green screen to get Project Blue beam off the ground. But look, there's a hierarchy to the fake clouds. There's not just chemtrails. There's forever chemicals that have poison vintage clouds that God put up there. And then there's clouds that come out of, you know, harp clearly. Yeah. Clouds from Fukushima left over. Clouds from the bottom. We are seeding clouds. We are seeding clouds. I mean, look what happened into buy recently. Yeah. Pretty openly. We've been seeding clouds since Vietnam War with Operation Popeye to create monsoons to get the Viet Cong out of their tunnels. So fake clouds are out there. The real people are starting to notice. I've been working on this for a year and I would say the fake clouds are in the Overton window now. What percentage? Out of 100, do you think that there is fake clouds? There's a spectrum of the fakeness, okay? There's completely fake ones that are up there, like hologram to cloak some secret US tech that they've been building reverse engineering from aliens. But then there's also vintage clouds that have been poisoned from a... That part, I believe. Which are partly real. Bob, can you pull up that art display that's a cloud inside of a room? Oh, yeah. Because there's no relation to the method. The only reason I'm doing this is because you can clearly see that it's possible to do anything. Really? I've never heard anything about this fucking thing. Have you interviewed any of the clouds? I'm working on it. They're fucking really difficult. Romulus? Yeah. They're hard to pin down. Curmulo numbers. Whoa, where was this? This is in France, I think. I think it's in an art display in France. So, what is that made out of? Exactly. What clouds are made of? No, no, not that, with this. I don't know. It's made of cloud. Do you not know what clouds are? I do, but how do you get it inside of a room like this? It's just the fucking barometric pressure temperature and fucking humidity, dude. They put out like treats to follow. But this doesn't look like the room that would be able to be capable to pump it. That's a cloud friendly room. You don't know what's behind that. But it's an old room. But it's a climate controlled room where they made a cloud. That's also more of a vintage cloud that has old taste. And I think, zoom in on it, Bob. Convinced to be in that room. Yeah, the cloud has gotten some plastic surgery. Yeah. That's a good looking cloud. It's a good looking cloud. It's a good looking cloud. It really is. And the sunlight on it like that? Yeah. It's quite beautiful. That's real, though. It's a good specimen. Jack off to clouds that often. But this is what I was. This is a very beautiful cloud. I will send you some links to cloud-only fans that you're going to really like. Fake ones. Cloudy fans? Yeah, it's great. Oh, man. They charge a lot. How many of the clouds that we see in the atmosphere right now, do you think we're facing? Well, you're missing what he's saying. They're stages, right? So there's some that are completely fake, some that are real, but seeded. In fact, it is probably a better way to say it. Right. I think they're all been mutilated by all the things we've done to the sky. Whether it's dropping bombs, they're forever. Everyone agrees there's like forever chemicals in rivers and water supplies that evaporates up into the clouds. They're filled with microplastics. It's in literally and everything. And it's raining back down on us. And we also know recently off the coast of San Francisco, they're shooting different chemicals and minerals into the clouds to reflect sunlight back up into the sun. Because that's what Bill Gates wants to do with his project Scopex, which is throwing a lot of dust in this guy because they think it's going to help destroy climate change. Well, that's what a nuclear winter would do. Yeah, but it also stops carbon dioxide from escaping when you do that. Yeah, it's not good. It's a greenhouse effect. That's what happened on Venus, by the way, right? Bill Gates. Well, it wasn't Bill Gates, but being just had an atmosphere. And then too much particulate got into the air wasn't just carbon. There was a lot of stuff got into the air. And heat was not allowed or not capable of escaping anymore. And it just roasted, cooked the entire atmosphere. That's what it's called a runaway greenhouse effect. That's what people are worried about with climate change, but it can't happen here because we're 70 fucking percent water on the surface. I mean, if we could, if we cooked all of our water off the planet. Yeah, sure. Right. But it's not going to happen at fucking 78 degrees instead of 77. Well, I know in Asia, for example, when they were having problems with droughts, they were shooting things up to make it rain and people out of fake cloud. Yeah, strippers, Uyghur Muslims, making it real, right in the rain. They just grind up the Uyghurs and spit it into the sky. Yeah, that's a word that I'm not going to try to replicate today. It's too close. Too close to another one. Don't be afraid of an ER in the back. But with that, so I understand how it could happen. I just find it hard to believe with how much coverage it would take to, for the entire world of clouds. Look how much effort they put into the Michael Jackson crime scene. You don't think they're gonna do the same thing to the sky? That's a real one, dude. Those baby dolls, like all of that makes sense, Nick. No, I don't want to take away from the realness of the fake clouds because I do think it's a scourge, a very real scourge. And I think it's something that just happens over decades. When the train blew up in East Palestine, that was four hours away from where I'm at in West Virginia. Ash fell on my car in a few days. Like, this stuff isn't just disappearing. It's going to the ground. It's going to the sky. It's recycling itself over and over and over again. Fukushima is still fucking up tuna. You know, the atom bomb, I think, had a lot, all the atom bombs. We've dropped many, many, many, many, and we did a lot in a short period of time in the late 60s, early 70s. That stuff has got to create problems in the sky, I think. Like, that's a real issue. Not bullshit climate change, but actual mutilation of the atmosphere through experiments that have gone wrong or just experiments in general that we shouldn't be playing with. So you think the government is trying to hide some military tests behind the fake clouds? There's some fake clouds that they definitely project into the sky. And then some are maybe for weather issues where it's like, hey, we need it to rain or you're saying West. They do that out West. Yeah. So that has been confirmed in that's real, at least in Asia. I don't know if they've done it. You'll at least say there's some fake clouds in the sky. Well, the Asian thing, like, I don't know, what do you call that? Yeah, Dubai as well. You call them Asian. Yeah, you do. You do. But that's the attack of the fake clouds in Dubai. Okay, are they attacking though? They've been they've been punching each other. Imagine when the fake clouds, you know, 65% of all crimes are committed by only 13% of clouds. Yeah, this is actually true. Yeah, you should look it up. It's and it's white on white, mostly. Just wait until the clouds hook up with the new dogs with flamethrowers as robot dogs. If a white cloud attacks a black cloud. Oh, yeah, there are George Floyd clouds for sure. Oh, black clouds matter. I'll put my cloud on a new. Do you remember that when that one cloud sent lightning down to destroy the George Floyd mural? So you're saying that was set up by the government could be remote control fake cloud cloud cloud was white cloud was white. I was technically a hate crime. Yeah, you're right. The cloud did say I can't breathe. So this is so true. What else conspiracy wise you think is out there that we should we should keep an eye on? Oh man. Did you hear the dude? Just I just think that they're constantly poisoning us. You know, when I talk to people who don't believe in any conspiracies, that I agree, but I think it's poisoning us psychologically. Well, we're our brains have been infected because the attack on reality is happening at every possible front. Everything you digest all the movies, all the news diet, the things you eat your water supply, fluoride, you know, like there's a I was talking to a guy in West Virginia runs a water plant. I'm like, I'm not using that water because there's fluoride in it. And he's like, if I don't put fluoride in it, I will be fined $20,000 by the state. And I'm like, I don't think fluoride's so good for you. And he goes, I understand because he'll watch fluoride just not die. It has like a really long shelf life. He's like, I don't think it's good for people either while he's dumping it in the water supply. So I just think at every possible spiritual poison, it's your diet, it's physical poison. So I was going to say like, I put people to something like Tuskegee or Guatemala, when our government just let syphilis run rampant on people and not heal them and give it to them on purpose. So I'm worried about constantly being poisoned. I am, I was born paranoid. This is something I didn't acquire. It was just well, there was also no shit. You don't say shit. There was always glasses. Actually fake eyeballs behind us. You can't see my real breath. Sure is. There was also a period in the 80s and 90s when whole Romania ran wild. That was it. That was a good time. A lot of people don't mess time. That was not the last time. The reason I bring that up is because I think we should replace the national anthem with I Am A Real American by Hulk Hogan. I'm down. Right. And then I think you said that for a while. Then I think hail to the chief should be replaced with stone colds. At least for try, I think I talked to a lot of people that I respect over the weekend about this. Yeah, because we did a show on it a couple of weeks ago. And where I landed was each president should come in with like the dog. Each president should come in with their own walk out music. You get to pick. Oh, well, this we didn't discuss. So what's Obama's? What's his what's his? It's raining men probably. Hallelujah is raining man. He's gay as hell. What about Bush? It would be some retarded country bullshit. Bush strikes me as. Or that cocaine. That song. That's Eric Clapton. No, no, no, that's not cream. The fucking one that we played on that Alex Jones thing. Paul Cawthon. Yeah, Paul. Yeah, I like Paul Cawthon. He's gonna he's got a new song coming up. I went on the show. Yes. JFK's will be hitting a nice shot. I love that song. That can be Reagan's song in years. It's Reagan's, it's JFK's a few can share it. It's a barfield. It's a barfield. It's Garfield was a bird that died. Who is the one that died in a duel? But Burr was VP. He doesn't count. Nobody cares about that shit. It was he died in a duel, right? Burr killed Hamilton in a duel. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't watch that play. No, no, you missed it. They left all the gay parts. Sure did. I mean, we're sucking each other's days. Yeah, over and over again. It was like Burr and Hamilton reverse 69 for six hours straight. Yeah, sold out. And then Hamilton said he was a squirter, but he's a man. Sure is. So it was just poop. Yeah, that's what that's what that's why they were. I saw that same documentary on the history channel. It's very good. Uh, Clinton's would be like black jazz. Somebody like, uh, Louis Armstrong or something. Well, if it was, if it was because he played the memory was I would say super freak. No, he played the saxophone to play the saxophone. Oh, yeah. I'll give you I'll give you Clinton's right here. All right. Oh, boy. Is this like a sleeve thing? Great. If it was, it's called shave them dry. I got nipples on my titties. I got some between my legs on make a dead man come on. That's special. Baby want to shave them dry. This is giving me the fucking A.I. link. Let me write some of this shit. This is real. No, this is real from the real one. There's a bunch of weirdness. Wow. Damn it. This feeds into everything he said, dude. I don't know what's real and thinking about it. So I call that post reality as the totality of events digital and physical where no one knows what's real anymore because you can't distinguish it because of A.I. Yes. And that's the Drake dishes. That's this. That's the glue your balls. It's new Kanye. No one knows it's war. It's Ukraine. People see fucking video games and they think that's fighter jets in Ukraine. Yep. No one knows anymore. So you're that's probably the biggest thing to worry about because it's a constant. I agree. And so this is what I struggle with as a parents, I guess. If I was single and I didn't have kids, yeah, I could laugh about the shit and just not really give a fuck about it all the time. I just don't know what to tell them when they get to a certain age. Because even like my kid just turned 10. Even he's got questions now at 10 where I was just like, shit, I didn't think I was going to have to answer this. Tell them everything is gay and retarded. It's a good place to start. Definitely can't do that. It's a good place to start. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I can't do that because he's got to go to school. But with that, there's things that like, there's questions where I'm like, I don't know if this is real or this is fake or who's who and what's what. I have an eight year old and he has some wild questions too. And I think what I do, what I try to do is instill in him, you have to be really observant with everything. And also, unfortunately, be very, I don't say distrustful. It's not what I've said, but I was talking to him the other day about, you know, we go to church and we're talking about there's bad people everywhere, even at church, right? And someone calls themselves a Christian doesn't automatically mean that they're a good person. It could mean that they're fucking lying to you, right? So, I didn't say that were those words to him. But more or less is what I said because he's eight. And there's bad people I wrote. I've been, I wrote this crazy story about catching child predators with Alex Rosen. Not if you know that guy, I'd write for kids. Yeah. I know how horrible everyone is, but that story fucked me up like going out there and staring at these demons. So, I know I had these conversations with my kids, unfortunately younger because they don't have access to anything right now. Like social media wise, we don't have a TV in our house. We don't have like a computer for them to fuck with. But at some point, they might be at a friend's house that will. And these evil people have access to your children everywhere. So, you kind of have to start building that foundation and them of defending themselves against the evil world, while also not making them collapse under fear. So, you have to like balance that all the time. I just so, dude, I just went through this. I got a thing, I got an email from the school. So, it was my five-year-old. My oldest is 10. My second oldest is five. So, he's in kindergarten. And it was about a no touch zone video of, hey, this is if adults touch you here, this is bad and everything else. I thought there was like a part of the school. I said, this part here is not a no touch zone. No, no, no, no. It should be every part of the school that's a no touch. No, but it was for kids. And they wanted to show him this video at five years old. And I sat down with my wife and I was like, that's young. It's young. But the school said, hey, you have the option to sign out of this. Also, we're inviting all the parents to the school to watch this video and then decide if you want your kids to see it or not and everything else. And like, I think the school handed up very well and everything else. But I think because of all the fucked up shit in the world, you're showing these videos to kids that are younger than we were during all of this shift. Right. So I don't know how to react because I didn't have a fucking no touch video at five. Right. But the world's getting darker. Well, that's because when we were children, parents, parented their children. Right. Like there's no way that my child would have watched that in a school around strange adults. Right. Yeah. And so for us, especially not teachers who are the worst people in the fucking world, it's like teachers and then maybe right below them as ISIS. They're pretty close. I was a professor. I know. Like primary education. I'm sure there's plenty of good ones. Yeah. I'm sure there are. But you even here in Texas, they have drag queen store. Yeah, dude. Bullshit put on by fucking primary education. Oh, yeah. And West Virginia is same. These same like it's that is everywhere. And because those teachers have been indoctrinated at the Marxist schools and then they get pumped out as intellectual terrorists. That's what they do. And they don't give a shit. They actually in West Virginia, places like Texas, might actually have an animosity towards the students parents because they think they're probably read and they have to save them from their parents. Yeah. You have to be so vigilant. So I just try to teach like we read a lot and like we're about to be eight. We read like the Odyssey, certain parts we have to leave out. But like classics, we read gospel, a lot of things. I'm just like, you got to learn that there's evil out in the world and you need confidence and strength to deal with it. And you can't collapse in the face of it. Because unfortunately, you're going to inherit doom. And it's not unique to us. It's been happening since fucking forever. Yeah, absolutely. And our final decision was no on that. Right. So we opted out of it. And it was for a different reason. Like, you know, it's fine. It wasn't graphic enough. Yeah. I was like, man, let me show you how to touch. Man, let me reshoot that video and I can show you what a real touch is like. No, not at all. It was one of those things. The thing I'd worry about is like, how will those kids talk at that age? I'm sure fairly well. And like, well, the kids then communicate about these things. Well, they do. And so like with my five year old, the decision with me and my wife was, let's try to keep the innocence and everything else as much as we can. Because we were always there. We are good parents and everything else. And we pride ourselves on that. But it's a tough call. And I talked to some other parents who were on the fence about it, who live in the neighborhood and everything. And I was like, holy shit, are we doing this now? Is this what this is? And I'm like, I don't really know, because then you do hear so many horrific stories and you're like, well, shit, right, you can't be with them all the fucking time. What are we going to say about? I think as a father, the number one thing that I would ask my child, if he came with me and said adult, touched him in like a bad place or whatever, is I would be like, when did the feds get to you? Yeah. When do they get to? Who's telling you to set this adult man up and why? But also, how much money does that adult have? Because then in a lawsuit, they'll kick down some of that cash to me and get over it. Did you see that woman whose son got killed by police a couple of weeks ago, after he like shot at them for half an hour? Yeah. She's like, they took my baby. It's like, oh my god, do you have like no shame? Your child is dead. And you're fucking putting on an act so you can take them to civil court and get and steal money from taxpayers. Don't you know that economy? Because you were incompetent as a parent. You're a piece of shit parent. Yeah. And you sent your kid out on the street to shoot at cops. Yep. Right. Yep. Because you're a fucking piece of shit. Yes. And now you're just trying to bulk money. Not from the, the state doesn't have money. It steals money from the public. Right. It's taxpayer money. So all those people sitting around you cheering you as you get a settlement, part of that money was theirs. Yeah, they're paying for it. It's the dumbest shit of all time. It's like the most sadomasochistic form of citizenry. Yeah. Yep. Oh, yeah. Right before I came here, I was looking at that video of the congressman going to Ukraine and giving Zelensky and his sweatshirt the proof that our government passed 60 billion dollars to give him more missiles and bullets. And then they smile and laugh and high five over it. And I just felt sick. We played the video yesterday, the congressman calling the the front line allegedly. And they were like, Oh, so when, when's we get money? When's that? So I was like, Holy Christ, dude, it's insane. I started this whole war, like kind of ambivalent about it. Yeah. And now I want Ukraine to lose. Yeah. I'm going there too. It's like, I don't, I still don't like Russia. I hate everybody. Yeah. And I hate that they've made American borders this abstract idea where it's like it's in Israel and Gaza. It's in Ukraine. We got borders all over the place and everyone's got money except for this country. We're printing it, but this country's falling in on itself. Yeah. I don't give a shit. Media. And it's, I, it's one of those things where it's like rooting against the system quarterback, like Jalen Hertz and the NFL or, you know, where you're like, cool, man, it's a rock party. Yeah. I don't really, like, I don't want to see them win. Yeah. I'm rooting against it. So that's the way I feel about Ukraine right now, where I'm like, I want them to lose them pretty, pretty quickly. I just, I don't want there to be a case study where it works, where we're driving more money. We're driving up inflation to 40-year highs has the intended geopolitical effect because that's what they're doing. That's what they've done rather. And if it works out well, then that's not going to be good for us. This is my problem, though, is how we define what works. Because they can sell it as they've worked. They haven't had anything worked so far. Right. But they still try to say things are a success. We know better. When's the last war? We won. What were two? But I would argue that we kind of lost that one, too, because we hired all the Nazis. And then I believe our government got infiltrated by that. It was good people on both sides. Good people on both sides. Yeah, it would have been a good idea to take over Russia, probably. That was a problem. And extend the Marshall plan to Russia, assassinate. Because Stalin was, and it wasn't just evil. He's a fucking idiot. He sucked at his job. He just happened to be fiercer than everybody else. It's a machismo culture. So a lot of the time you just find it's a might makes right. Even though he was only five people, mostly it was way worse, right? He doesn't get any credit. Dude, drag that guy. So underrated. How come there's not a Mussolini named out there? So underrated. I mean, yeah, one of the best. I only named my kid Mussolini Mussolini. Mussolini Hitler, Mussolini. My wife's Greek and Italian, so I could get away with it. Yeah, probably. I don't think anybody would even know what it meant anymore. Dude, that's the truth. Okay, so then the next kid I'll have is going to be Mao Mao. Chairman. Oh, just do Chairman Mao. Chairman Mao. I like Chairman is a first name. Chairman Mao is a good name for a cat. Great name for a dog. You got a new dog, dude. Meow. No, but Chairman. Meow for a cat. Okay. Oh, meow. Yeah. You get a dog in a cat. The dog could be Chairman. The cat meow. I guess. I'm not. I'm not going to be owning any cats. Somebody owns a cat. They end up sucking their own dick at night. Oh, I guess I suck mine a lot then. I got two. You've got two. Oh, yeah. You're licking your own asshole, too. You better count his fucking ribs. I actually had the barbecue thing done. Yeah. Yeah. You got your ribs taken out, dude. Ribs are gone. You really get in there. Totally. He's got a thorax now. My cats are in the car right now. Are they really? Yeah. They're in there getting ready. Yeah. Somebody go out there and roll up the windows and turn the heat on. Let's kill those. I don't want them on the planet. Let's bring them in here. Do it right here. God, I'd actually cut a five on air. Why do you think the world would be worse off if we got rid of all the alligators and crocodiles? They don't really serve any purposes I can tell. See, okay. So that's a good. I think they're beautiful. Is that we? I like alligators. Yeah. They're they're look at their dinosaurs, right? They are. And they scare me just enough where I'm like, you know what? That's a nice warning. And I guess it is easy to avoid them. Yeah. It's getting less easy though because they're all up and down the East Coast now. They're not just important. Yeah. And there's a couple here because the hurricanes were driving them over. So I'm gonna segue alligators back to Mal real quick and look what happened with Mal killed all the sparrows. Oh yeah. And what happened? The famine. Because the sparrows ate the bugs that would eat the crops. So well, who knows what the alligators. If we killed all the alligators, that would kill all the meth heads. If we kill all the meth heads, the rats. Wait, no, no, it's save meth heads. I don't think so. They're dying because of the alligators. They're not alligators aren't keeping meth heads alive. What's that calculus? Maybe we unleashed alligators. No, dude. They carry fucking alligator. Who's the meth head who threw it through the fucking window at Wendy's? Like they're keeping people honest. Yeah, but he got arrested for that. Well, that's his that's his fault. You know, do a little less meth. You can make a second amendment argument for it, I suppose. Yeah. He's got the right to defend himself with whatever crocodile is right. I'll take a little crock up to the Supreme Court and try to figure shit out here. Right to bear alligators. Or a Franklinator, which I believe was a badger in the end of a baseball bat. Yeah. Right to bear gators. Yeah. We should bring that back. Make America Gator again. Exactly. Hey, left. You want to take my fucking guns? Cool. Give me three gators. Well, if it was if it was Gator from the other guys, like, well, when Will Ferrell switches into his pimp character. Yeah. Gator. Don't wear no jummies. Great movie. You got to wear some jimmies to get his ladies. Gated, but you better be wearing jimmies. I feel like I would vote for him for president. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Because he not when he's normal. Oh, my gator. Very good. Very smart guy. Nice accountant. So he understands economics and shit like that. And then when you need him to get tough, can you imagine if he picked up the phone with Putin and started talking like that? Even Vlad would fucking be like, all right, dude, look, relax. Glad you're wearing jimmies. You got to be wearing jimmies around gators, bitches. Shane, this is always fun here here, man. I love it. For real standing invites. Obviously, we're doing the show together this weekend. So we'll get some fucking hang. You know the drill. This is the point in the show. We get to the drinking bro of the week, which is someone who has inspired you or helps you become the person you are today. Which cloud would you like to give that to? Oh, fuck those clouds. They get no, Joe Biden, you know? Yeah. He's a really, really inspired me to be the man I am today. You know, he's impressed. Okay. This is why I was thinking that one time I was in a death metal band for a long time, and we were on tour. What was the name of it? Mabus. And we were touring in New Hampshire at an odd fellow's lodge. We said, Hey, what's that weird door? We pulled it out. Skeleton. I said, we should give that skeleton beer. Give that skeleton beer. What happened next? Our van exploded in Whitehall, New York, not that far away. So when I see Joe Biden, I think of that skeleton and I like to have a beer with that. Yeah. Yeah. Really informed a lot of the decisions I make today. He's a very thin man of real life. Yeah. I think Joe Biden's a reanimated corpse. Sometimes other times AI or deep fake. I think all that campaign shit from the basement in 2020 was fucking deep fake. 100%. It could have been. Yeah. I did seem in real life. So he does exist. Well, a version of him in the Whitehall. Saddam Hussein also had versions of him. Well, over 50. It's weird. When you see him, like his, I mean, skins, everything is stretched out and it's was it? Which one did you see? Was it the new ear Joe Biden? Was it the ball chin Joe Biden? Was it crime bill Joe Biden? It was two years ago. So whatever that was. It was at the fucking Whitehouse. And we got bumped by the president of Mexico, flew in on a helicopter. Bitch. So we got to say hi, because like, it was still freaked out about COVID. So we said, hi, and you're waving and all that shit. And here's like, very cool. But he's so stretched out and so old that it looks like Skeletor. Yeah. Where you're just like, holy shit. You know, it looks like it's kind of frightening in real life. It looks like that scene from the first X-Men movie where that Senator or whatever gets caught in that vapor trail or whatever the fuck he was doing. And then he just turns into water and slides through the prison bars. Yeah. That's what his face looks like. But the back of his head, and this is this is true, his haircut is it's a reverse bowl cut. So it doesn't have much hair on top. But behind it is cut in a perfectly straight line. But it looks like his wife did it with a bowl because that's a flap. That's what a Velcro is, dude. The velcro to hide. I honestly think sometimes he's just a giant scrotum stretch over a skeleton. Could be all scroted up. Look at him. He could be scroted up. Sometimes it's a possum and a trash can. I don't know. He might be a lizard. Have you seen him land on a rock in the sunlight at all? Yeah, dude. Well, on the beach. Because then you'll know, for sure, that he's a lizard. Yeah. He's, I think there's all of those Joe Biden's out there. They all exist. It's like the one with Jetley. Exactly. This is a bunch of them hanging out. They're all they all made it to the same universe. And that's why everything's so fucked up right now. Yeah, probably. Because all the Joe Biden's are here. Yeah, we got to get rid of them. We don't want any of them here. Send alligators to Joe Biden. We'll see. Last question before we get out of here. How's this shaking out November? You think we're getting it? I don't know, dude. I have, I have a hard time believing we make it there. I'm not saying we're going to die. I'm saying, I think they're going to find a way to delay it or something. It's just I can't delay the election. Yeah, it's like Bloomberg in New York, making himself mayor again. You know, like they're going to heighten up the tensions with war or something. If he was, so here's it. If he was good, I wouldn't care. I wouldn't care who it was. If they were a good president, I've talked about this in the past, because even though I'm always a repute through and through, you know, voting wise, the two best presidents, well, I've been alive, at least where everything was going fine and like it seemed relatively all right, was Trump and Clinton, right, in that order. And with Clinton, for eight years, shit was going well. We weren't really in wars. What are you talking about? Clinton was destroying Haiti. But we weren't really here's thing. We didn't feel it. And I've talked to, yes, I talked to Dan Blackhawk down. We were bombing Iraq the whole time. We were in Bosnia, Kosovo and Serbia the whole time. And he was firing all our kids with Epstein. Yeah, well, but it wasn't. But here's the difference. And I learned this from Dan with Obama. The difference is covering it up and hiding it so the American people don't know. So like, I didn't know a lot of this shit and truthfully until I met Dan. Right. And so it was like, you radicalized you? No, no, no, no, no, it didn't radicalize me. But like, I didn't know Obama was dropping drones and fucking killing civilians every every hour every day for a year. So, but here's why. We didn't have social media. We didn't have the access to this shit. Whereas like, what we're seeing in Israel and Gaza and all that shit is in our face all day long, dead babies and everything else. Right. We didn't know. And I think the less we know, the less everybody cared. And so with Clinton, yes. But with Clinton, we didn't know. With Obama, we didn't know. It didn't really start until shit ramped up with Trump or just like, all right, cool. Well, what is this? And then now today, what we're seeing on a daily basis, if something happens, we got 60 fucking cell phone videos in one minute on Twitter and we're seeing it all. 30 of those could be fake. Exactly. And that's the difference. Yeah. I know. I get it. I just, I would, I would like transparency. I don't think the government's capable of it. But it's funny thinking about Trump getting in the office, they had to go back and use Obama cages, kids and cages to use propaganda against Trump, right? Because Trump didn't really have atrocities. Yeah, I think he was also pretty bad with drones, honestly. I don't know those numbers, but we know Obama's are pretty horrific. Yeah, I was 90% were civilian casualties for Obama. Yeah, dude. Out of out of 4,500 people is a war criminal on paper. Yeah. But we didn't know it. And it was hit. We knew we knew. I didn't know it. I was well aware of it. You're military. So even the inside info, even during Clinton, I mean, maybe not immediately, but and by 99, we knew we knew that he had fucked up the Middle East, right? Or worse than the US has been fucking up to the Middle East for a while. But Clinton allowed Al Qaeda to develop in the Middle East and to do a goddamn thing about it, right? We were bombing Iraq for no fucking reason. Like, who cares about Iraq? Right. Like they were never going to do anything. But as a civilian, I didn't know I never heard about it. And I think that's probably, in my opinion, what the most important job of the president is, is whatever is going on in the American people. Yes. And make sure so with Trump and Clinton, everything was going well financially. We're all doing well. You don't really pay attention to whatever's going on behind the scenes, because you're happy, you're healthy, you're buying shits, your businesses are going well and all that other shit. So whatever the fuck is going on behind the scenes, I'm almost fine with not knowing as long as we're all doing well, my employees are doing everything like everybody's doing well. I prefer now that we've ripped the curtain off and see a lot of the machinations behind the like evil fucking government, you know. Yeah. And so maybe we'll get back to a place where we can live and there'll be some kind of economic prosperity again, but we're not going to get back there now. No, you know, it's going to, we are so depraved. That's why we're all fighting Germany while I was. And I'm sure some of you guys too, like Jeremy Boring, what we talked about the beginning of the show, talking about, oh, you, how dare you, you hate this country if you question it. Yeah. You have to, if you know these things, Operation Northwoods, all the things we, Operation Sea Spray, MKUltra, the CIA, the coups we've done, WMDs, how the media operates, you have to question the government. That's the most American thing you can do and how dare them make us feel bad for questioning it. And that now we're in an existential renaissance post COVID because we caught all of them in a lie. And there's no going back. I've been yelling this, I've been yelling this for at least five years just on this show. Easily. Yeah. Don't like these people are authoritarians. They're just waiting for their turn. And it's not even left and right. No, there's no such thing as left and right. Right. Although I would tend to vote right, not having my whole life, but only in the past 10 years. I was an idiot. I was in the green party and all that shit for a long time. That's where I got these glasses actually. When you sign up for the green party. For the green party, they didn't. Yeah. They give them to you. But I didn't know any better. And I thought I did. And at that point, I thought I didn't trust the government, but I still had no idea. And I thought I paid attention. And it wasn't honestly until I really saw the numbers with the drones on Obama. And I'm like, oh, I thought this guy was the peace guy. Yeah. Not thought this way. He did win the Nobel Prize. He did. He's probably most warmongers do. And liars and thugs. But when I saw that, it changed everything. Like fuck all these people. Yes, I didn't know until later. My, the effects that I felt personally at that time, well, just running a production company was Obamacare. Right. That ripped apart everything where I was just like, all right, cool man. Anybody that's working for you for over 30 hours a week, you've got to put them on a health care plan or everything else. Your doctors aren't going to change. All the doctors changed. All the prices went up. My fucking doctor was like, hey, you got to pay me two grand a year because I got to operate with all those other bullshit. I mean, I lost everything. And then the employees, we put them down to working for 29 an hour. So every 29 hours a week and it was like, Hey, bro, sorry. I'm not paying the fucking health care. It's insane. And then we had to switch over to it as a company as a whole where I was just like, fuck man. And then that sucked. So that's where I hated him. And then I didn't know about the drone shit until Dan's. It is what it is. Looking forward to, please, for real, come back anytime. It's always entertaining. It's always great. We're looking forward to Saturday's show with you. It's going to be a banger all night. Join us at the Vulcan this Saturday night. Our show starts at six. What time is the event? Start five five o'clock doors open at five doors open at five plenty of hard day of seltzers in the venue to drink. We'll have some merch there and everything else coming out and join us. This Saturday night will be live with Drea D Mateo from the sopranos with Jared Taylor as well on that bill looking forward to it at home. 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