Brad and John - Mornings on KISM

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A college student who was hiking while high on mushrooms, stripped naked and needed to be rescued off of the mountain...a book written by Green Bay Packers legendary coach Vince Lombardi was returned to the library 51 years late...and a man stripped completely naked in a restaurant!

Duration:: 4m
Broadcast on:: 05 Dec 2024
Audio Format:: other

We interrupt this program to bring you a special report. I can't believe this news. Really? Here's Brandon Jones. Here's another person that couldn't handle their mushrooms. 21-year-old college student recently had to be rescued in Colorado off a mountain after she went hiking with a couple classmates. And they thought, ah, it'd be fun. Let's eat some mushrooms and go hiking. Well, the mushrooms led her to taking off all of her clothes. And then fighting with her hiking mates. And then some 911 calls came in that a female hiker was high on mushrooms and in distress. So they had to go out and find 21-year-old Taylor Powers. Once they got out there, she had removed all her clothes and was being restrained by her two male companions. And they had to handcuff her because she was being unruly and struggling when they tried to put the rescue blanket around her. Look, we had a clothes view and gets you down the mountains. And so she was cited for consumption of a controlled substance transported to a boulder hospital, treated, and released further charges or pending and maybe even against the others who were up there just trying to help her because they were on mushrooms, too. It's like, thanks, lady. I've not tried these things. If I tried these things, I would want to make sure I'm in a locked room where I can't get out in the public where I can't make an ass out of myself. We've had too many of these. I can't believe it's news stories where this happens to these people. In Pennsylvania, a book was returned to the library. In Titusville, Pennsylvania this fall, it was overdue by 51 years. The Benson Memorial Library in Titusville, Pennsylvania got a surprise recently when a copy of Vince Lombardi, winning is the only thing, was returned 51 years after it was checked out. The book features a collection of essays from 23 men who knew Lombardi. What the hell's going on out there? Yeah, 51 years late. And Vince Lombardi used to, when he was coach of the Packers, he had all of the clocks. They called it Lombardi Time at the stadium. He had all the clocks five minutes. He had them five minutes like I had. So you had to be, if you had a meeting at three o'clock, then you had to make sure you were there five minutes early because it's Lombardi Time. So he would do that to his players, and he did it to everybody in the stadium. So the book would have, because there is no longer any kind of late fees, they dropped those in 2021. They didn't have to pay for that. But it was checked out July 26, 1973. The person who brought it back, though, did include a generous donation. Now, some Chicago Bears fans might say it takes a Green Bay Packer fan 51 years to read a book. Yeah, I'm looking for a good game from them tonight, though, against the Lions. I don't know if I have a rooting interest in it, but I think it's probably going to be a good game. And we'll go back to nudity here to wrap up. I can't believe it's news as a 42-year-old band from Connecticut has a court date next Wednesday. He's facing charges of breach of peace and risk of injury to a minor. I don't know where that plays into this story, but they've drawn it up after what went down on Friday at Papa T's Italian Restaurant. Now, John, they say Papa T's Italian Restaurant in Connecticut is a casual restaurant, but I don't think they're this casual. A 42-year-old guy, Andrew Kinghorn, went in, sat down at the counter, asked for a menu. And they came over and gave him some water in a menu, and his cutlery or whatever. And then he got up to go to the bathroom. Then he comes back out 15 minutes later. And he is fully naked. Not a stitch of clothing on. Andrew Kinghorn was showing the restaurant, his Kinghorn. And then they said it caused some alarm for some patrons as they say it's a family restaurant. And there were kids there when this whole thing happened. He was still naked when the cops showed up, but complied when they asked him to put his clothes back on. It's not clear if he was on drugs or what.