Phone Taps
Accidentally Took Dad's Viagra
Alright, we're all set for the party. I've trimmed the tree, hung the mistletoe, and paired all those weird-shaped knives and forks with the appropriate cheeses. And I plugged in the partition. - Guardesian? - It's a home cocktail maker that makes over 60 premium cocktails, plus a whole lot of seasonal favorites too. I just got it for 50 off. So, how about a Closmapolitan? Or a mistletoe margarita? - I'm thirsty. - Watch! I just pop in a capsule, choose my strength, and… - Wow! It's beginning to feel more seasonal in here already. If your holiday party doesn't have a bartender, then you become the bartender. Unless you've got a Bartesian, because Bartesian crafts every cocktail perfectly, in as little as 30 seconds. And I just got it for $50 off. - 'Tis the season to be… jolly-er. Add some holiday flavor to every celebration, with the sleek, sophisticated home cocktail maker, Bartesian. Pick up your phone and shake it to get $50 off any cocktail maker. - Yes, you heard me. 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It seems that he has a few traces of Viagra in him and I guess you could say the results are showing. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I tried to take a couple of aspirin. Okay. And different aspirin and biagra. I had a headache. I was nervous about the interview. I wanted the bathroom. I grabbed some Tylenol or something and I woke up and I had a massive. It was hurting and I didn't know what to do. How the **** do you expect to get a job at this interview? If you can't read a **** damn label on a medical product. Do you realize I'll make a deal? It is that I got you this interview. Dad, you got to talk to the doctor. I don't have why. That's why I'm taken by Agra. He's looking at me all weird. Well, you should look at your weird. You're a dumbass. Yeah, because of your biagra that you took. I can't believe you found a way to **** this up. Jesus, I just can't **** tell you. Who the **** are you? Dad, you found like a crazy animal. This metal owl. Okay. Well, I sound like an animal. I sound like an animal. You **** just calm down the doctors here. He's back in my room. Okay. Well, you just talk to him and just stay calm. Okay. Maybe you found out here here, stuck. Hello, sir. We found out the problem with your son. And it seems that you just got phone tapped. You know what the **** does that mean? Your son's all right. And he wanted to play a joke on you. This is Garrett from Elvis Duran in the morning show. You're on the radio, Dad. What the ****? I got the job. You got the job? That was funny. Oh, yeah. It was real funny. The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tap was prerecorded with permission granted by all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the morning show. All right. We're all set for the party. I've trimmed the tree, hung the mistletoe, and paired all those weird-shaped knives and forks with the appropriate cheeses. And I plugged in the partition. Partesian? 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Brady hasn't been looking for a job since graduating, so his dad finally set up an interview for him. Unfortunately, Garrett is going to inform dad that the interview is royally screwed up thanks to some Viagra!