Phone Taps
Your Dog Pee'd on the Apartment Wall
Alright, we're all set for the party. I've trimmed the tree, hung the mistletoe, and paired all those weird-shaped knives and forks with the appropriate cheeses. And I plugged in the partition. - Guardesian? - It's a home cocktail maker that makes over 60 premium cocktails, plus a whole lot of seasonal favorites too. I just got it for 50 off. So, how about a Closmapolitan? Or a mistletoe margarita? - I'm thirsty. - Watch! I just pop in a capsule, choose my strength, and… - Wow! It's beginning to feel more seasonal in here already. If your holiday party doesn't have a bartender, then you become the bartender. Unless you've got a Bartesian, because Bartesian crafts every cocktail perfectly, in as little as 30 seconds. And I just got it for $50 off. - 'Tis the season to be… jolly-er. Add some holiday flavor to every celebration, with the sleek, sophisticated home cocktail maker, Bartesian. Pick up your phone and shake it to get $50 off any cocktail maker. - Yes, you heard me. Shake your phone and get $50 off. Don't delay. - Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. - It is indeed a phone tap tag team, it's Danielle and Scary. Which one of you is going to set it up? - I'm going to set it up. - Are you go? - Alright, so Angela emailed us and wants to play a phone tap on her roommate, Christine. The two of them just moved out of an apartment and they're patiently waiting for their deposit check. So I'm going to stand in the way of that and then Scary's going to jump in later as the office manager. - Alright, we'll see what happens in our tag team phone tap. Let's listen in. - Hello. - Christine, this is Nicole Miley. I'm calling you from the Laurel. How are you this morning? - Good. How are you? - Good. I know you're waiting for a check for a little over $900. - Yeah. - I'm just calling to let you know that you will probably not be receiving that check. - Why? - They are complaining that there's mold on the wall in the bedroom and so we did some investigating and it appears that it's because of dog urination. - I have a girl dog, first of all, and that would not be possible because she'd have to lift up her leg to do that and that's not how girl dogs pee. - Well, unfortunately, the pee is from a dog and the only dog that lived in that room was your dog. - This is ridiculous. - Just because you can't let your dog pee outside, that's not my problem. - I want to see the paperwork that you have that confirms that it is in fact my dog and the scientific evidence that you have that it is dog urine and I would like it mailed to me. - You're going to tell me to send you anything in the mail. - Because you are withholding money that belongs to me and now you are revoking. So I want to see the evidence that confirms that the money does not belong to me now. - Okay, can you hold on one second please? - I am so f***ing done with this conversation. - Do you hear that? - She is crazy. - Oh my God, seriously, this lady. - These dog owners are all nuts, she probably dresses her dog up in like two twos and stuff. - Hello? - You know what? I want to speak to your manager for your rude attitude towards me that is rude and uncalled for. Now let me speak to your manager about your rude attitude towards me or I'm going to follow a rough and charged against you. - Okay, hold on. I'll get my manager for you. Hold on. - Hello, this is John. - Hi John. - Why is my employee in an uproar over here? - Well, first of all, she was very rude to me. - Something you must have said had to have gotten. - She cursed at me. - Aha. - She cursed at her. - I did not curse at her. - Yes, she did. She called me a bitch. - You called her a bitch. - Oh my God. - Christine, what it comes down to is our word against yours. As a matter of fact, we should be billing you with this. - You can't. - Yes, yes, we can. - Everything said and done now. - Okay, do we have a credit card on file? I'm going to make a $300 charge to your credit card this afternoon. How does that sound? - No, I'm not paying $300 unless I see the paperwork and you can prove to me that it's my dog. - Put it under the heading processing fee. - You can't just charge me for something that you haven't even sent me a bill with. You guys said that you were going to credit my account. And now you're telling me that you're going to just charge me. - Obviously, you have a personal vendetta against Nicole. - No, I don't. I'm trying to take care of this amicable with you. You guys are refusing to provide me simple paperwork. - We are going green in this office, okay? So paper is a hot commodity around here. - I want a copy of the paperwork. - There are tree huggers in this office. - I wear Birkenstocks. - You cannot charge my card. I have no bill. - You know, you're getting a little loud and a little testy with me and I don't appreciate it. - I'm not getting loud. I do not charge my card. - You're getting loud and tested. - You guys told me that you were going to be giving me a refund. - I told you she was a bitch. - She's a little be-auch. - Are you for real? - This is Danielle Monero from Elvis Duran in the morning show and you just got phone tap. - Aw, don't do that to me. My dad's calling the apartment complex. Do you miss? - It's all Angela's fault. - Aw, come on. I love you. - I can't believe you guys did that to me. - The Elvis Duran phone tap. - This phone tap was pre-recorded with permission granted by all participants. - The Elvis Duran phone tap, only on Elvis Duran in the morning show. - All right, we're all set for the party. I've trimmed the tree, hung the mistletoe and paired all those weird shaped knives and forks with the appropriate cheeses, and I plugged in the partition. - Bartesian? - It's a home cocktail maker that makes over 60 premium cocktails, plus a whole lot of seasonal favorites too. I just got it for 50 off. So how about a Klaasma Politan or a mistletoe margarita? - I'm thirsty. - Watch. - I just pop in a capsule, choose my strength and... - Wow, it's beginning to feel more seasonal in here already. - If your holiday party doesn't have a bartender, then you become the bartender. - Unless you've got a Bartesian, because Bartesian crafts every cocktail perfectly in as little as 30 seconds, and I just got it for $50 off. - 'Tis the season to be jolly-er. - Add some holiday flavor to every celebration with the sleek, sophisticated home cocktail maker Bartesian. Pick up your phone and shake it to get $50 off any cocktail maker. - Yes, you heard me, shake your phone and get $50 off.
Danielle is keeping Christine's apartment deposit, thanks to her little dog who apparently peed all over the walls!