Phone Taps
I'm Dating Your Mom
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What's it about? I'm Nick, who is away at school now. Adriana is recently divorced and just getting back into dating and back into the dating game. So Adriana wants to start the call to her son Nick, then I'm going to take over as a friend that her mom met, you know, in passing. - All right, so a mom is phone tapping her son. - Yes. - I'm glad we cleared that up. Here we go. Garrett's phone tap. Let's listen in. - Hello. - Hey, honey, how you doing? - How you doing? - You know, it's so funny. It was coming out of the mall. I saw a guy with a new pauled sweatshirt on, and I just said, "Oh, it goes to new pauled." And then he said, "He knows you." He didn't like such a, well, his name was Mike. I don't know. Like, you know what in common? - Did he say what class? - Yeah, he was like a biology class or something. I don't know. - I don't know. - You know. - That was like a lecture hall class. It was like 200 people. I don't really know if I remember. - No, he's, I don't know. He said he knew you. Look, I don't know. He wanted to get in touch with you. So I hope you don't mind, but I gave him your cell phone number. I mean, you know, I mean, maybe, you know, you guys could hang out, you know, or something. - We could. We could... My number? - Well, you know, I just thought, you know, you could be friends. I mean, you know, whatever. But, you know, anyway, you know, I got a lot of money, but I'll get the money, you know, to you. I'll send it up this weekend. - Okay. Thanks, Mama. I love you. Bye-bye. - Okay. Love you. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. - Hello. - Nick. - Oh, Nick. What's up, man? My name is Mike Siever. I met your mom, and she gave me your number. So I know there's a little weird. What was up? - Yeah. My mom talked to me. - We shared a bio-class last semester. I don't know if you remembered me, but I sat towards the back. I know you were, like, in the middle of the class, but... - Not really. - Trust me, man. It was kind of weird for me to call you. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? - No, I totally understand. It took me to get out of here weird, it's all good. - And you're totally cool with everything? - No. - What? - And you don't mind that? I'm dating your mom. - No. - You're dating my mom? Is that what you said? - That's why I thought, you know, she talked to you and... - What? - Maybe about three months ago. She came into Lee and Brian, where I work, you know... - How old are you? - I'm 23. - How are you dating my... Are you... Are you dating me? - No. - You're not dating my mom. - No. No, sir. - You're dating my mom. - No, I'm telling you. You're not dating my mom. - No, no, I am because... - No, that's not happening. That's ridiculous. - She was coming in looking for... - I'm dating a 23-year-old. - I'm 22. - Yeah. No, it's... Hey, man. It's, you know, times are different, but she came in looking for a dress for, I believe, her sister, Christie's birthday party. - You might add Christie. - And I know you're coming home this weekend and, you know, it's cool. We can go to the gym and, you know, we can hash this all out before Sunday dinner. - I'm not gonna go to the gym with you. You're coming to Sunday. Are you kidding me? - It's something that me and aid talked about. - Do the f***es aid. - It's your mom. It's your mom, aid? - We got a lot in common, you know, you and I both have the same comforter in our rooms at your house. - What do you mean, at my house? - What do you mean at my house? - Well, no. It was more like we had dinner followed by breakfast. - No. What's your name? What's your name? - Seaver. - Seaver? - Seaver? - Yeah. We kind of wear the same clothes. You shop at Express. I shop at Express. - I wear shop at Express. - I saw the black XL shirt that you got. I got the same clothes. It's cool. I'm not worried about it. I'm more worried about it. Why are you? You don't date someone with the mob and you want to hang out with me? What the f*** is wrong with you? - She's a very nice woman. We have -- - Are you kidding me? - Are you kidding me? - Nicholas. Nicholas. - It's Nick, b***h. You don't call me Nicholas. I'm like, what? Father calls me Nicholas. - All right. - Kidding me? - Oh my God. That was great. Oh, I love it. - You are a cruel mom. - You keep calling me right now. - Do me a favor and three way to call in? - Okay. You're dating this guy? He's a douchebag. - That's telling me -- - Mom, you tell me you're not dating him, so I can just go out and f***ing take a bath. He said, I'm seeing him. I'm Sunday. - Well, I thought it would be nice if we had, like, a dinner together. What's the big deal? Gosh. - Mom, are you dating this guy? - He's adorable. What can I say? - No, I mean -- - You got to just answer my question, okay? Are you dating this guy? - We have gone out a couple times. - I mean -- - You're dating me? - No. - And you add him for dinner? - Yeah. - And then he said he had breakfast. - Well, that's usually the craziest thing to do when somebody stays open to make some breakfast. - Mom, and you say, dad's crazy, and you tell me all the time, you don't want to be like your father because he's crazy. What do you think this is? What do you think this is? - Oh, wow. - This is the world. - Do you think it's over reacting? - I think it's over reacting. This is -- oh, my gosh, mom. I just woke up in my mouth. What are you doing? - I mean, it's constant and worth it lame Brian. - He was so nice. I mean, we just peed it off. What can I say? - Mom, I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. Oh, my God. The conversation just got worse. - He even runs it like a Ryan Gosling type. He's really -- - Oh, mom, shut up. Shut up, mom. Ryan Gosling says a prick. - He keeps pulling it through there. - I can't have this conversation with you. I can't. This is like the most awkward thing. - I don't know that's making it awkward. - No, this is worse than what the penis does. I'm not coming on this weekend. - Hey, Nick. - Who is that? - Hey, Nick. - Is that [bleep] Mike? - Nick, my name's Garra. - Hey, I'm going to [bleep] kick your ass. Get out of my house now. - Nick, my name's Garra from "The Most Jurend of the Morning." Show, you just got the phone tab by your mom. - [laughs] - What? [laughs] - Oh, my God. - Bye! - The Elvis Duran phone tab. - This phone tab was pre-recorded with permission granted by all participants. - The Elvis Duran phone tab, only on Elvis Duran in the morning show. - All right, we're all set for the party. I've trimmed the tree, hung the mistletoe, and paired all those weird-shaped knives and forks with the appropriate cheeses. And I plugged in the partition. - Partesian? - It's a home cocktail maker that makes over 60 premium cocktails, plus a whole lot of seasonal favorites, too. I just got it for 50 off. So, how about a cosmopolitan? Or a mistletoe margarita? - I'm thirsty. - Watch. I just pop in a capsule, choose my strength, and... - Wow. It's beginning to feel more seasonal in here already. - If your holiday party doesn't have a bartender, then you become the bartender. Unless you've got a Bartetian, because Bartetian crafts every cocktail perfectly in as little as 30 seconds. And I just got it for $50 off. - 'Tis the season to be jolly-er. - Add some holiday flavor to every celebration with a sleek, sophisticated home cocktail maker, Bartetian. Pick up your phone and shake it to get $50 off any cocktail maker. - Yes, you heard me. Shake your phone and get $50 off. - Don't delay.
Nick's mom recently started dating again, so she wanted to freak him out with her current fling....