Phone Taps
Bringing Professor BF Home Thanksgiving
Alright, we're all set for the party. I've trimmed the tree, hung the mistletoe, and paired all those weird-shaped knives and forks with the appropriate cheeses. And I plugged in the partition. - Guardesian? - It's a home cocktail maker that makes over 60 premium cocktails, plus a whole lot of seasonal favorites too. I just got it for 50 off. So, how about a Closmapolitan? Or a mistletoe margarita? - I'm thirsty. - Watch. I just pop in a capsule, choose my strength, and… - Wow. It's beginning to feel more seasonal in here already. If your holiday party doesn't have a bartender, then you become the bartender. Unless you've got a Bartesian, because Bartesian crafts every cocktail perfectly, in as little as 30 seconds. And I just got it for $50 off. - 'Tis the season to be… jolly-er. Add some holiday flavor to every celebration, with the sleek, sophisticated home cocktail maker, Bartesian. Pick up your phone and shake it to get $50 off any cocktail maker. - Yes, you heard me, shake your phone and get $50 off, don't delay. - I don't know if you know this, but when you don't have time to read the Washington Post, you can listen to it. Almost every article has a listening option. And right now, you can become a Washington Post subscriber for just 50 cents a week. It's an incredible deal. Stay on top of what's happening by signing up at washingtonpost.com/pod. It's beginning to sound a lot like the holidays. The Roku Channel, your home for free and premium TV, is giving you access to holiday music and genre-based stations from iHeart all for free. Find the soundtrack of the season with channels like iHeartChristmas and North Pole Radio, The Roku Channel is available on all Roku devices, web, Amazon Fire TV, Google TV, Samsung TVs, and the Roku mobile app on iOS and Android devices. So stream what you love and turn up the cheer with iHeartRadio on the Roku Channel. Happy streaming! - Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. - All right, Garrett, yes, talk about it. So Jeanette wants to play a phone tap on her dad Trevor, Jeanette coming home from college for Thanksgiving for a few days, so I'm going to start the call to dad as a friend who's going to come over for Thanksgiving. - Uh oh. - All right, let's see what happens in Garrett's phone tap. Here we go. - Hello. - Hi, is Jeanette home? - Uh, no, it's not in. I mean, I see Colin. - I'm Samuel Smith. I'm looking for Jeanette. This is the number I got from her phone. - I could take a message or... - Oh, all right. Tell her that I will be coming in the day before Thanksgiving. I know if it's cool, I'll crash at her place. - Excuse me, are you a friend? - Who am I? Are you her brother? - I'm her father. - Oh, wow. This is... - What's your name again, sir? - My name's Samuel. Jeanette hasn't said anything. - What do you guys class meet or something? - I know. I've been seeing your daughter now for a couple of weeks. - Okay. - Yeah, I know. If you could just do me a favor, I just got a great a few more papers. - Excuse me? - I'm the teacher of her class. - What? - So, you're dating my daughter? - Yeah, wow. This is... - You gotta be kidding, son. - No, no, no, no. Sir, can you just ask her to give me a call back? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're coming to my house. You're dating my daughter and you're her teacher? - I've been down this road before with parents. - Who are you? - Once you get to know me, you'll get over that awkwardness and you'll see that I'm a very likable guy. - How old are you? - 47. - Are you ****ing? - If it helps, I can get a hotel room and... - 47, buddy, wake up, listen to me, you step up in my house, I'm gonna kill you. - Fantastic. All right. Jeanette, you there? - Yeah, yeah. - All right, yeah. - He just hung up on me. Let's call him right back and just push his buttons just a little bit and we'll bust a joke in a minute. Okay? - Okay. - Hello? - Hi, Dougie. - What are you doing? - What do you mean, I'm going to school learning and who's Sammy Smith, huh? Your boyfriend? - Hello. - Dad. - Yeah. - How do you know, dad, me? - I was gonna tell you about family. - You was gonna tell me next week, huh? Why do I gotta find out this way? Who is this guy? What are you doing up there? - Calm down. What do you mean? What do you mean? Find out what he's talking about. - He's 47. What is something? You might find it already new. - Don't put your mother into this. - Okay. For one, I'm not even 47. - You're gonna meet him. You're gonna love him. - No. - You're not even 47. I'm not even 47. - You're gonna meet him. You're gonna love him. - No. - You're gonna love him. You're gonna love him. You're gonna love him. - No. - You're gonna love him. You're gonna love him. You're gonna love him. - No, we're gonna have a great Thanksgiving and we're gonna be awesome. - No, we're not gonna have a great Thanksgiving. I might be in jail because I'm gonna kill this Smith guy. - We have guys that are like near the same age, you're gonna have a lot of encounter. - What are you trying to do to me, huh? Are you trying to kill me? Is that what you're trying to do? You trying to put me up there with Joe Gorani? - Hey Trevor. - Oh my gosh. - Hello. - My name's Garret from all the story in the morning show. You just got phone tap. - I got tap. So you guys need to be playing the girl call me? Is that what it is? - I love you Daddy. - I love you too, baby. Drop safe. - Bye. - I love you. Elvis Duran, phone tap. - This phone tap was pre-recorded with permission granted by all participants. - The Elvis Duran, phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the morning show. - All right, we're all set for the party. I've trimmed the tree, hung the mistletoe and paired all those weird shaped knives and forks with the appropriate cheeses and I plugged in the partition. - Partition? - A home cocktail maker that makes over 60 premium cocktails plus a whole lot of seasonal favorites too. I just got it for 50 off. So how about a Closmapolitan or a mistletoe margarita? - I'm thirsty. - Watch. - I just pop in a capsule, choose my strength and- - Wow. It's beginning to feel more seasonal in here already. - If your holiday party doesn't have a bartender, then you become the bartender. Unless you've got a Bartetian because Bartetian crafts every cocktail perfectly in as little as 30 seconds and I just got it for $50 off. - 'Tis the season to be jolly-er. - Add some holiday flavor to every celebration with the sleek, sophisticated home cocktail maker, Bartetian. Pick up your phone and shake it to get $50 off any cocktail maker. Yes, you heard me. Shake your phone and get $50 off. Don't delay. - I don't know if you know this, but when you don't have time to read the Washington Post, you can listen to it. Almost every article has a listening option. And right now, you can become a Washington Post subscriber for just $0.50 a week. It's an incredible deal. Stay on top of what's happening by signing up at washingtonpost.com/pod. That's washingtonpost.com/p-o-d. - It's beginning to sound a lot like the holidays. The Roku Channel, your home for free and premium TV, is giving you access to holiday music and genre-based stations from iHeart all for free. Find the soundtrack of the season with channels like iHeartChristmas and North Pole Radio. The Roku Channel is available on all Roku devices, web, Amazon Fire TV, Google TV, Samsung TVs, and the Roku mobile app on iOS and Android devices. So stream what you love and turn up the cheer with iHeartRadio on the Roku Channel. Happy streaming!
Trevor is excited for his daughter to come home for Thanksgiving....until her learns she's bringing a much older man with her!