Phone Taps
The TA Boyfriend is Coming for Thanksgiving
Alright, we're all set for the party. I've trimmed the tree, hung the mistletoe, and paired all those weird-shaped knives and forks with the appropriate cheeses. And I plugged in the partition. - Guardesian? - It's a home cocktail maker that makes over 60 premium cocktails, plus a whole lot of seasonal favorites too. I just got it for 50 off. So, how about a Closmapolitan? Or a mistletoe margarita? - I'm thirsty. - Watch. I just pop in a capsule, choose my strength, and… - Wow. It's beginning to feel more seasonal in here already. If your holiday party doesn't have a bartender, then you become the bartender. Unless you've got a Bartesian, because Bartesian crafts every cocktail perfectly, in as little as 30 seconds. And I just got it for $50 off. - 'Tis the season to be… jolly-er. Add some holiday flavor to every celebration, with the sleek, sophisticated home cocktail maker, Bartesian. 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So stream what you love and turn up the cheer with iHeartRadio on the Roku Channel. Happy streaming. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, today's phone tap from our friend Garrett. All right, here's what happens. Our listener Kylie wants to phone tap her sister, Stephanie. Stephanie is hosting Thanksgiving this year, and since Kylie's at college, she's gonna be a perfect opportunity to play a little joke on her sister, so Garrett's gonna start the call to Stephanie pretending to be Kylie's new boyfriend who will be joining them. Let's see how this works on today's phone tap from Garrett. Listen in. Hello. Stephanie. This is Stephanie. Is this. Oh, hey, Stephanie. What's up? My name's Schmidt. I would. Yeah, Kylie didn't talk to you. Uh, I haven't talked for her today. Are you a friend of Kylie's? I'm her boyfriend. Oh. She invited me over for dinner, so I kinda went through her phone real quick, but I figured I'd call you just to say what's up and introduce myself and stuff. Does she know you went through her phone? Uh, I'm sure she does. We're cool like that, you know, ever since we met in class, uh- Even in your class. Oh, okay. No, no. Uh, I'm the teacher's aid. I'm a grad student. I'm sorry. I'm confused. I teach her class. You teach her class. How old are you anyway? 38. So you're 38 years old. I was just wondering if we can go over some plans for, uh, Thanksgiving dinner. Wait, for Thanksgiving dinner? Yeah, I'm- I'm- I'm really sorry. She hasn't spoken with me about that yet. I have a gluten allergy, and I just wanted to make sure that you use the proper bread crumbs 'cause I can't have- It's me. I can't have wheat. You know, um, I need to talk to Kylie about this. Um, I really appreciate the phone call. Do you have a problem because we're sleeping together? I need to speak with Kylie, but apparently your phone is near you. Can I at least bring my, uh, my pet- my pet snake? Okay. Um, you know, I'm really sorry. Um, I need to speak with my sister before you speak to anyone else in my family. What am I supposed to do with Mr. Slinky? Oh, my God. All right, so here's what we'll do. We'll call her back. I'll have you call and try to, uh, just ask her what's going on, all right? Awesome. Hello. Hey, Stacey. Hello. What's up? What's up? Your boyfriend just called me. Tell me what it's going on. Oh, no. I told him not to call you. Tell me no. I don't even want to hear about not to call me. How did you happen to start dating a person that is teaching your class? Well, I mean, he, he's not teaching the class, he's the teacher's aide. I mean, he is starting eight years old. I don't care if he is something in the class. Well, I was studying at me and he said that he could help me and then, you know, one thing let's do another and it's college and we'd sit together. How are you talking about this as it's just no big deal to take you and it's just you? I mean, college is now a no good matter. You are 19 years old. He is 38. He is taking advantage of you. Well, first of all, I didn't know he was 38, okay? I thought he was like 20. But I still have a just to be the poster on your dorm wall. I know you can. Okay. First of all, there are lots of grown adults who love Justin Bieber, so that's not really fair to say. It is totally inappropriate. There's nothing so funny about what you're doing. They're both boyfriends. Okay? I wanted to bring him home. I wanted a front one. Okay. I think personally that he and dad have a lot in common and could probably talk a lot. I mean, they like the same kind of books that both they put off. What did he and dad get to talk about, the same prostate doctor that they used? Are you kidding me? He's closer to dad's age than he is to yours. Well, but I'm very mature for my age. You know that. Very mature for your age. He teaches your class. This man is complete wretch. He's a provert. Don't you see that? He called me on the phone because he had gone through your phone. He loves me. Schmidt would not do that. He is a crazy person. They make movies about what he's done to you. And did you know he has a pet snake? That's just weird. Like who has a pet snake and he called me and talked about this gluten allergy as if I care. He had a lot of money. As soon as I saw dad about this, he was going to kick your ass and you know it. Stephanie. I'm going mom. Hey, Stephanie. Hi. Stephanie, my name is Garrett from Elvasturin in the morning show and you just got a phone tap by your sister. Five down. You phone tap me. Oh, you are so good. Oh. Oh my God, I'm getting out of here right now. You are such a jerk. The Elvasturin phone tap. This phone tap was prerecorded with permission granted by all participants. The Elvasturin phone tap only on Elvasturin in the morning show. All right. We're all set for the party. I've trimmed the tree, hung the mistletoe and paired all those weird shaped knives and forks with the appropriate cheeses and I plugged in the partition. Partesian? It's a home cocktail maker that makes over 60 premium cocktails plus a whole lot of seasonal favorites too. I just got it for 50 off. So how about a cosmopolitan or a mistletoe margarita? I'm thirsty. Watch. I just pop in a capsule, choose my strength and. Wow. It's beginning to feel more seasonal in here already. If your holiday party doesn't have a bartender, then you become the bartender. But unless you've got a Bartesian, because Bartesian crafts every cocktail perfectly in as little as 30 seconds and I just got it for $50 off. 'Tis the season to be jolly-er. Add some holiday flavor to every celebration with the sleek, sophisticated home cocktail maker Bartesian. Pick up your phone and shake it to get $50 off any cocktail maker. Yes, you heard me. Shake your phone and get $50 off. Don't delay. I bet you're smart. Yeah. And you like to hold your own in the group chat. We can help you drop even more knowledge. My name is Martine Powers. And I'm Ella Heiizati. We host a daily news podcast called Post Reports. Every weekday afternoon, Post Reports takes you inside an important and interesting story with the kind of reporting that you can only get from the Washington Post. You can listen to Post Reports wherever you get your podcasts. Go find it now and hit follow. It's beginning to sound a lot like the holidays. The Roku Channel, your home for free and premium TV, is giving you access to holiday music and genre-based stations from iHeart all for free. Find the soundtrack of the season with channels like iHeartChristmas and North Pole Radio. The Roku Channel is available on all Roku devices, web, Amazon Fire TV, Google TV, Samsung TVs, and the Roku mobile app on iOS and Android devices. So stream what you love and turn up the cheer with iHeartRadio on the Roku Channel. Happy streaming!
Kylee is bring her new boyfriend over to meet her sister Stephanie for Thanksgiving. So Garrett calls Stephanie as the boyfriend....the pretty inappropriate boyfriend!