Phone Taps
Delivering your Live Thanksgiving Turkey
Alright, we're all set for the party. I've trimmed the tree, hung the mistletoe, and paired all those weird-shaped knives and forks with the appropriate cheeses. And I plugged in the partition. - Guardesian? - It's a home cocktail maker that makes over 60 premium cocktails, plus a whole lot of seasonal favorites too. I just got it for 50 off. So, how about a Closmapolitan? Or a mistletoe margarita? - I'm thirsty. - Watch. I just pop in a capsule, choose my strength, and… - Wow. It's beginning to feel more seasonal in here already. If your holiday party doesn't have a bartender, then you become the bartender. Unless you've got a Bartesian, because Bartesian crafts every cocktail perfectly, in as little as 30 seconds. And I just got it for $50 off. - 'Tis the season to be… jolly-er. Add some holiday flavor to every celebration, with the sleek, sophisticated home cocktail maker, Bartesian. Pick up your phone and shake it to get $50 off any cocktail maker. - Yes, you heard me, shake your phone and get $50 off, don't delay. - I don't know if you know this, but when you don't have time to read the Washington Post, you can listen to it. Almost every article has a listening option. And right now, you can become a Washington Post subscriber for just 50 cents a week. It's an incredible deal. Stay on top of what's happening by signing up at washingtonpost.com/pod. It's beginning to sound a lot like the holidays. The Roku Channel, your home for free and premium TV, is giving you access to holiday music and genre-based stations from iHeart all for free. Find the soundtrack of the season with channels like iHeartChristmas and North Pole Radio, The Roku Channel is available on all Roku devices, web, Amazon Fire TV, Google TV, Samsung TVs, and the Roku mobile app on iOS and Android devices. So stream what you love and turn up the cheer with iHeartRadio on the Roku Channel. Happy streaming. - Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. - No one wants anything to do with it. - All right. Tommy from Tommy's Turkey's is calling and phone tapping, let's listen in. - Yeah. I'm looking for Gail. - Yeah. - This is Tommy from Tommy's Turkey's coming to deliver your Thanksgiving turkey in a couple of weeks. Just wanted to touch base with him before we head on over. - I didn't order a turkey. I need to get a time so you're going to be home so that therefore I can deliver this turkey because I've got another delivery in your area on the same day. - I can order a turkey. - Yeah. Well, somebody ordered the turkey for a Gail's here at Emerson and he used to be delivered on Wednesday the day before Thanksgiving and I'm coming to your house to deliver it. - Okay. Time for this. - Hello? - Yeah, I think we were disconnected. This is Tommy from Tommy's Turkey. Tommy's ordered a free gift. - I've got a 45-pound live bird right here that I'm bringing to your house. - It's going to be alive? - You wouldn't want him to be dead now, Thanksgiving is still a little ways away, wouldn't be fresh. - I know, but no one wants to see the turkey alive. - No, I'm going to handle all of that. - Well, I live in an apartment. I promise you, right now, he will not be alive when he gets on the table. - I don't know where he's going to kill this turkey if I catch that. - No, I don't take care of all that. You don't worry about any of that kind of stuff. All I need is to finish up the form of payment prior to arriving at your residence. - I thought this was a gift. - Well, it was only a percentage was paid for to secure the turkey because, you know, there's not a lot of 45-pound birds running around rampant. - Okay, so how much is it going to cost me? - Well, they put down a $200 deposit. I've already got that cleared. - What? $200 for a turkey? - No, that's a deposit. I'm going to need the remaining... - I'm going to need the turkey cost, the deposit? - I'm going to need the remaining $800 in order to start my trip. - What are you talking about, turkey? Go cost a thousand bucks! - I'm coming from a long distance, like 10 states to age. - You'll be paying for lodging for me and your turkey. - No, I'm not. - That's the only way we can get time? - I didn't order you with turkey, and I'm not. - It's a gift. It's a gift. You can work it out. - I'm not a gift. I'm going to pay you a thousand dollars. - You worked it out with the gift-giver after I get there. - I'm not. - Hello? - Hi. - Hey. - What are you doing? - There's some idiot who keeps calling me. He wants to bring a turkey for... - Oh, did you do this? - Yeah, it's supposed to be a surprise. - What? - I got to pay a thousand dollars for that. - You're welcome. - I'm trying to do this. - I don't want to. - You ordered something. You didn't even tell me. What's wrong with you? - That's what it's supposed to be, Ma. I thought you'd be happy. - No, I'm not. - What are you doing? - Things behind my back. - What are you doing? - Things behind my back. - What are you doing? - Things behind my back. - What are you doing? - I'm helping you. I'm helping you. - You are not helping. - You should be saying thank you. This is my gift to you. - It's not a thank you. All right? - He's showing up. I got to pay him a thousand bucks. I got to put him up locally. He's bringing a live bird to my apartment. What are you crazy? - Listen, I'll cut you at this count. It's just time. Instead of a thousand dollars. - It's probably three on the phone. - Instead of a thousand dollars. How's about you giving me 400? And I'll eat Thanksgiving dinner with you. - Hey, what the **** going on? - This is Froggy from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Mom. And you've been phone tapped. - Oh my God. - What is it? Can you stop me? I got time for that. - Ahh! The Elvis Duran phone tap. - This phone tap was pre-recorded with permission granted by all participants. - The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. - All right. We're all set for the party. I've trimmed the tree, hung the mistletoe, and paired all those weird-shaped knives and forks with the appropriate cheeses. And I plugged in the Bartetian. - Bartetian? - It's a home cocktail maker that makes over 60 premium cocktails. Plus a whole lot of seasonal favorites, too. I just got it for 50 off. So, how about a cosmopolitan? Or a mistletoe margarita? - I'm thirsty. - Watch. I just pop in a capsule, choose my strength, and... - Wow. It's beginning to feel more seasonal in here already. - If your holiday party doesn't have a bartender, then you become the bartender. - Unless you've got a Bartetian, because Bartetian crafts every cocktail perfectly in as little as 30 seconds. And I just got it for $50 off. - 'Tis the season to be jolly-er. - Add some holiday flavor to every celebration with the sleek, sophisticated home cocktail maker, Bartetian. Pick up your phone and shake it to get $50 off any cocktail maker. Yes, you heard me. Shake your phone and get $50 off. Don't delay. I don't know if you know this, but when you don't have time to read the Washington Post, you can listen to it. Almost every article has a listening option. And right now, you can become a Washington Post subscriber for just $0.50 a week. It's an incredible deal. Stay on top of what's happening by signing up at washingtonpost.com/pod. That's washingtonpost.com/p-o-d. It's beginning to sound a lot like the holidays. The Roku Channel, your home for free and premium TV, is giving you access to holiday music and genre-based stations from iHeart all for free. Find the soundtrack of the season with channels like iHeartChristmas and North Pole Radio. The Roku Channel is available on all Roku devices, web, Amazon Fire TV, Google TV, Samsung TVs, and the Roku mobile app on iOS and Android devices. So stream what you love and turn up the cheer with iHeartRadio on the Roku Channel. Happy streaming!
Froggy is on his way to deliver a live turkey to Gayle as the world's worst holiday surprise!