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Today's podcast is brought to you by Howie's new book Paperboy. To order today, go to HowieCarShow.com and click on "Store." [MUSIC PLAYING] Better strap yourself in. It's time for the Howie Car Show. Can you explain why you did it? Cokay is a hell of a drug. Yes, do you see the damage that Allie did to me? Do you see the damage? Look at my arms. Look at my legs. My legs don't walk. Yeah, look at this. Try it. I'll do you for that. You're what? Come here. What are you going to do, bleed on me? I mean things at all. You're a loony. Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios. You say, Joey, your belt buckle to shoe show union. What's your message to Joe Biden? My message to Joe Biden, I haven't seen you anywhere. I hope New York turns red because we're not voting for you. What's your message to Joe Biden? Joe Biden? Give it up. What's it like seeing so many Republicans in Manhattan, so many Trump supporters that Manhattan, is that surprising? No, not at all. It's turning now. Trump's turning again. What's your message to Joe Biden? [BLEEP] you. Rump swabs, hacks, and moon bounce beware. It's-- [MUSIC PLAYING] Howie car. 844-542-42844-542. D.C. Judge points out pervasive hypocrisy held at permeating every corner of the federal government. This is a column in the New York Post about that it's about a judge and a Reyes in the District of Columbia. She lambasted the Justice Department for instructing two lawyers in its tax division to disregard a congressional subpoena in the Hunter Biden investigation. All the while, as they zealously prosecute Trump officials for the very same offense, Peter Navarro. It's been on this show as a guest. As deep Massachusetts ties, a former Trump trade advisor sitting in jail for defying a subpoena from Nancy Pelosi's Star Chamber of the January 6th Committee. This is what Judge Navarro-- Judge Reyes said, referring to Navarro. There's a person in jail right now because you all, meaning the Justice Department, brought a criminal lawsuit against them because he did not appear for a house subpoena. And now you guys are flouting those subpoenas. I think it's quite rich. You guys pursue criminal investigations and put people in jail for not showing up. You know, again, it's not going to do any good, but it's nice to hear somebody who has a purported position of authority. Although, unless you go along with the deep state, you really don't have any authority. But she is a US district court judge. It's good to hear her say something as truthful as that. 844-500-4242 time now for the Trump line. [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] That night, the sixth sprinkler battalion sat in readiness. Knowing if the freeze warning did in fact prove true, they would become the vanquished. The sprinkler biggerade, the tip of the spear, would be used against the hippie Nazis. Put silver wings on my son's chest. He'll never pass his history test. It makes me sad to see him cry as he gets soaked for Palestine. [BEEPING] [LAUGHTER] By the way, my column for the Herald was posted on the Herald website a couple of hours ago. It's now, you can read it for free at howweicarshow.com, howweicarshow.com. It's right at the top of the front page. Protesters get doused by reality or some such as line. I think it's a pretty good column. Hi, Howie, Governor Patrick Collin. There you go again, making sport of WBR and those poor folks who just lost their jobs. You should lay off. Oh, poor choice of words. Oh, well, we're going to be fine. [BEEPING] Hi, who's going to set up a site on Gives and Go to get some money to give the remaining survivor Stalinists at WBR to make sure they have some instant nescafe or a nice big jar of Nestle's instant coffee? Won't take the place of pizza, but they'll know how the other 85%, 90% of Americans live. I'll always remember where I was when sprinklers came on, man. This stuff just writes itself, doesn't it? I mean, it really is the feel good story of the week, I think. We all know Brandon is in the final stages of dementia, but how stupid is his staff to continue to include instructions in the teleprompter? I know. How many times do you have to get burned? And having him talk about how much he's reduced the debt/deficit, as he calls it, he's got all these different numbers that he comes up with, all of which are lies, and saying that he's reduced the deficit or reduced the debt, I mean, the debt, the national debt, is now $34, $35 trillion. It was under $30 trillion when he took over. And he's claiming that he's a big cutter. Sometimes he says he cut at $1.7 billion, trillion, million. He has no clue what he said. Where are the fact checkers? Did they all get laid off, too, along with everybody at WBR and everybody at Intercon Sports Radio, are they all get laid off, too? They're all fired? April Harvard sprinkler showers. Ring may Hamas supporters. Like I said, you can make anything work with this story. I just hope that, you know, let's hope for a real cold snap. And I get it under $32, so they can just freeze them out. Pelosi, again, has crawled out of her wine glass to trash Netanyahu and give Hamas a pass. And joining with Chuck yet another schmuck, she's solidifying her fame as a pompous ass. Yes, she is. She's the worst. She's even older than Biden. I think she may be just about as senile as he is. Oh, I can't believe things soak us with the sprinklers. I'm not going to take a shower for another six months. Oh, no. I think, you know, I've told you before that Dapper, or Neil, when he was running for mayor of Boston in '67, he used to be in the soundtrack, going down Tremont Street. The hippies would be camped out on the common. And he would yell at him through his bowhorn. When I'm elected mayor, you damn hippies are going to get a good bath and a shave. I tell you, his shade, his ghost, was enjoying the hell out of that early this morning on the Harvard campus in Cambridge. Supreme Court Judge Jackson asked, what's to present a president to do whatever they want? Joe Biden replied, absolutely nothing. Right, exactly. We don't have any cuts from the Supreme Court hearing, but I heard that she was just as dumb as ever. She is the KJP of the US Supreme Court. She couldn't spell cat if you spotted a C in the T. Lovey, I can't believe all these protests happening at the Ivy League campuses. One thing's for sure, though. You won't find any Deerville graduates there. The Ivy League is Deerville Kryptonite. [LAUGHTER] Actually, no, but, you know, I'll, I don't care. I don't care, it's-- [LAUGHTER] Nobody's losing anything by not going to the Ivy Leagues anymore, if they ever did. I'm wondering where, in the Gettysburg Address, would be the best place to insert the word, pause. [DING] [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] It really is amazing. I mean, you understand, you know, why they did that. He was, you know, they were supposed to start the chant, but he's so dumb. He-- well, not dumb. He's so senile. He can't the-- he can't deal with it. He can't accept any kind of stage direction, since-- it's worse than anything with anything in Ron Burg, and he-- the truth is stranger than fiction, once again. [MUSIC PLAYING] [DING] [DING] [DING] That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump. [DING] 603 says the secret key is the space bar. Biden will stop talking until the next words appear. Yeah, that's true. But on the other hand, I don't think he really has a-- has much of a concept of what the teleprompter is when he tells the guy to push the teleprompter back. That just doesn't work. I've never heard anybody on TV. Have you ever-- no anchor? Even, you know, even the tiniest market anchor knows that you don't pull the-- you don't push the teleprompter back. That's why you have hard copy in your hands in case something happens with the teleprompter. All right, that's it for the chump line today. The chump line is the recorded voicemail message service of The Howie Carr Show. You can call and leave a message anytime between the hours of 1 and 4 PM Eastern time every weekday. The chump line number, if you'd like to leave such a message, is 844-542-844-542-442-442. Press 2 for the chump line, leave your message. We may or may not play it at this time each weekday. If you didn't hear your message or you just like there are second brand new chump line every evening, you can. We have one every week night anyway. It's called Chop Chumps. It's posted every evening around 7 o'clock Eastern time. And it includes all the messages. We didn't have room for or time for just now. You can get the second chump line of the day. Chop Chumps, wherever you get your Howie Carr Show podcasts. Today's chump line is brought to you by Northeast Hair Restoration. 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Actually, not quite, but it's going to be even colder tonight in Cambridge than it was last night. I got down to 36 last night. I looked at the weather channel, the Hourlies. 4 AM, 35 degrees, 5 AM, 34 degrees, 6 AM, 34 degrees. Why don't they hold off on the sprinklers till 4 o'clock when it gets down to 35 degrees. 844-542. Today's poll question is brought to you by Perfect Smiles. Don't be fooled by imposters with similar names. If you're unhappy with your smile, you need to visit Dr. Bruce Houghton in Nashua. Call 1-844 a perfect smile or visit perfectsmiles.com. Taylor, what's the poll question? What are the results thus far? Today's poll question, which you can vote in at HowieCarShow.com, is when will Columbia University president Minush Shafik be fired by the end of next week, by the end of the summer, or she won't be fired? I'm going to say by the end of the summer. 8% say by the end of the summer. 18% say by the end of next week. And 74% don't believe she's going to be fired. She does have two things going for her. She wasn't born in the United States of America, and she's a Muslim. Those are two big pluses. But Claudine Gay had a lot going for her, too. She was black, and she was Haitian. And she was dumb as a rock. But I think that applies to all of these college presidents. They're all of equal intelligence or lack thereof. 844-542-42. I wanted to play some of these cuts from Biden yesterday. We played some of them are versions. There's three cuts here. It really bugs me. I don't know why, because I'm not a good union man, but I was a member of a union for a long time. And again, I have the union, the union pension, to prove, to prove that I'm a union guy. And it really bugs me to hear him claim that he's a union guy. I don't know why, for some reason. But this is-- and to hear him talking about how he's a work-in-class guy, and he comes out of the work-in-class, his father didn't own the dealership, and he was the manager of the dealership. And yet he's telling us somehow that he was a victim of stobbery when he was a kid. But anyway, let's hear him from yesterday. This is Biden, cut one. I'm so damn proud to be with you. I really mean it, and I'm proud to be with you. All my relatives, my grandpa, and everybody was up, and they were all gone now. But in Scranton, they, Biden, uncle would say, Joey, you're belt buckle to shoe sole union. You're belt buckle to shoe sole union. Now here he is, now here he is the working class hero. Again, he was middle class to upper middle class in wherever he was living. His father ran a car dealership. That's not somebody who's up from a hard-scrabble background. I mean, he may not be a duPont or a Rockefeller, but he's not poor, cut two. We all grew up. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] We all grew up. We all grew up. Well, folks, we sort of looked down on us because of what our dads did. They looked down on him because his father ran a car dealership. I don't think so because of what our dads did. Cut three. Folks, we all know people like Trump who look down on us. Don't we, we all know somebody we grew up with like that? How does he know that Trump looks down on these people? Why did the people that are at the construction sites seem to like Trump a lot more than they seem to like Biden? Maybe because Trump would know how to put a hard hat on the right way rather than backwards. Edward, you're next with how we car. Go ahead, Edward. Hey, Howie. Listen, I just wanted to talk about what he called. The hippies? What was it on? What's that? The hippies? Yeah, the hippies. Go ahead. Showers, yeah. I think the showers, when they put the buckets on top, I think that's just pretty much a heavy duty bidet. You know, a couple of people have suggested that. I didn't really want to go there myself, but it's occurring. It's a thought that's occurring to assorted people. 978, can we set up a give, send, go for one-way flights to Palestine for these college kids? Again, I talk about the man bun brigade. What do you call the male scarf that they wear around their heads? Ta-ta. Kefa, Kefia, something like that? We need the name for a brigade. The American Hamas Brigade. Let him go. Let him go fight. They're looking for a few good men in Rafa. I'm Howie Carr. [MUSIC PLAYING] Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios. Boston police forcibly removed pro-Palestinian tent in Kemp campman at Emerson College more than 100 arrested. And then there's a Boston Globe subhead. Emerson student captures video of officers swarming protesters on the ground. In the video, three officers can be seen tussling, tussling with the person who was apparently trying to-- who was apparently was trying. That's very quickly written. They wanted to get it up to smear the cops, to hide an attempt in the Boylston Place alley. So what? They were trying to escape. 844, 500, 42, 42, 844, 500, 42, 42. Before you get back to the calls, I want to play another couple of cuts here, or at least one more cut. Andrew Weisman, he was the real head of the Russian collusion hoax frame job that failed against Donald Trump because there was no Russian collusion. Remember that? And the mainstream media all took part in the hoax and then gave themselves Pulitzer prizes for promoting a hoax. And so now Andrew Weisman has been rewarded for his disgraceful, despicable performance trying to frame the president of the United States for a crime he didn't commit. By getting a nice gig at one of the cable news channels, State Run. And so he was commenting on the testimony of David Packer from the National Inquirer about how they tried to make sure that Trump knew what the scandalous stories were. As if the National Inquirer, especially in its current parlous state even seven, eight years ago, had as much power as all of state run media trying to frame Donald Trump. He shocked, shocked that the National Inquirer would try to help Donald Trump win. Again, when all of state run media was making stuff up, fabricating stories, day after day, or pushing fabricated stories that were created by Hillary Clinton's campaign with laundered money. In other words, exactly what Trump is being charged with, only much worse. But no one was ever prosecuted in Hillary Clinton's case. They had to pay a minuscule by political standards fine of about $100,000 for lying to the FEC. But listen, again, this is a sick bastard, Andrew Weisman. He's just a key sinister figure in law fair. He was one of the guys. He's been overturned in the Supreme Court on nine, zero votes on occasion before he failed to prosecute Donald Trump. Cut 13. I thought what David Packer said was truly shocking, and not only reason that I think we're maybe a little bit new to what he had to say is because of Fox News in Dominion, let's you step back what he said was that a media outlet, even if it's considered maybe a down market media outlet, was in cahoots with one political candidate. That is what happens in Russia. That is not what is supposed to happen here. You may accuse, for instance, news outlets for having biases, but that is far different than having an explicit agreement with candidate to only promote stories that help him to squash stories that would hurt him and to disseminate stories that are denigrating your political opponents. This is this week's projection of the week. Everything he said applies on steroids to all of the people that he leaked to over the years with stories that were fabricated out of thin air. How many do I have to submit the P-tapes? The $11 billion bribe to Carter Page, the visit of Michael Cohen to Prague. I mean, everything in the 37 pages of the Steele dossier, so-called, was fabricated and made up by a guy who was a suspected Russian agent and a drunk driver and a Hillary Clinton operative who was also paid by the Russians, a drunk driver from the North Shore of Massachusetts by the name of Chuck Dolan, who later ended up at UMass, not on the payroll, but as an unpaid advisor at UMass. 844-500-42-42. Here's another one I wish I'd got into my column, 401. I can't wait to hear the new Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young Song, "For Sprinkle" than Harvard Yard. Oh, man, you're riding on deadline. You can't get it all in, right? "For Sprinkle"-- this summer, I hear the drum, and "For Sprinkle" than Harvard Yard. "For Sprinkle" than Harvard Yard. By the way, you could read my column. It doesn't have "For Sprinkle" than Harvard Yard, but it does say I love the smell of H2O in the morning and laser-guided sprinklers. I didn't detonate the sprinklers either. That's another regret, but most of it is there. Most of it is there. You can go to howacarshell.com and read the column about the terrible war crimes that were committed against the hippie Nazis last night, or this morning, I should say, in Harvard Square. We're keeping our fingers crossed for this morning. Maybe we'll get last blast of old men went there and we'd get it under 32 degrees and turn those showers into snow showers. 844, 500-- 42, 42, 844, 500, 42, 508 says. Yeah, Biden was so union. He stopped the Keystone Pipeline and killed $11,000. 11,000 union jobs. Those are facts. Yeah, a lot of them were the laborers union. After he gave the mayor of Boston a job as president of a local laborers union, Marty Walsh, he gave him a job as secretary of labor. Marty said nothing. That's how much he cared about his brothers and sisters, as they say. David, you're next with how we go ahead, David. Oh, yeah, I just wanted to follow up in your point about Weissman and the investigations, how people have scandalized that Trump paid the national inquiry to try to suppress some stories. But the FBI went ahead and suppressed under Biden's laptop and Ashley Biden's diary for free against all social media platforms. That's all I had to say. And I think the FBI also knew that the Steele dossier was false, too, before the election. I mean, in this case, in that case, it didn't work. But they knew that was fake. They fired Steele because they knew he was unreliable and they knew he was leaking to the press. Yeah, no, those are very good points. Yeah, it's OK to suppress news if you're suppressing it for the right reasons. Chris, you're next with how we go ahead, Chris. Add Donna Brazil being on the ABC payroll, giving the questions to the debate to Hillary Clinton on that pile there. Quick point, Bill Clinton, when he was president, signed an executive order concerning terrorist groups. And it was updated by George W. Bush a few years later. And as you can imagine, Hamas, ISIS, Hezbollah are all on that list. And what this executive order allows the federal government or compels the federal government to do is that if any group or organization is found supporting those groups in this country financially, the federal government can go after these groups and seize their money. And as you know, those tents weren't paid for by passing the hat, food, those sandwiches, the nuts and fruits and all the other assaults. Plus, bailing these jerks out of jail, I caught myself there. And all of that is done by Soros groups. My point is how Trump is smart. He could say, look, the first thing we're going to do is we're going to find those groups that were supporting a terrorist organization in this country to dispute anti-Semitic, anti-American, anti-government with vile and tie up our higher education systems. And just wanted people to know that that is on the books and it's been on the books under Democratic and Republican presidents. But I mean, a lot of stuff's been on the books. I mean, it's supposedly against the law for these groups to dip into the NSA records on American citizens. But they do it anyway, millions of times a year, Chris. Sure they do. And one of the reasons these people are so hysterical is that I think Trump sadly has learned a very painful lesson about how he controls the information. And when he gets his hands on it, he'll have his, as I say, justice against these people. And that's why they're so frantic, because the economy's bailing out again today, given them low growth numbers and high debt numbers. And no matter what they do, they see what's coming. And they can't put enough balance to cover it. I hope you're right, Chris. I hope they can't print enough balance to cover it. But I mean, again, we can't risk it. If this were an honest election, or if we had an honest Democrat party and we had the same election system we had, even like 30 or 40 years ago, I would say Trump's a shoe in. There's no way a guy that's this senile and this terrible. I mean, it's like Bill Barr said. I mean, to re-elect Biden is national suicide. And he hates Trump. But I think that's not an overstatement, an exaggeration. It's national suicide to continue this. The country is in immeasurably worse shape than it was, just three and a half years ago. Think of the damn-- not him, but his handlers. Because he doesn't know when the sun comes up. He doesn't know when the sun goes down that he's all done for the day. He's all done, period anyway. But he can't be allowed to be the figurehead. He's got to be ousted from the White House. We need an American, a sentient American in the White House. And we need sentient Americans controlling Congress, too. And we need to appoint some sentient Americans to the federal bench. 844-542-42. I'm how we car. How we car? How we car show is back. 844-542-42. To say that the national inquirer, even at its heyday, when they were printing pictures of Elvis in the casket and selling 6 million copies a week, they still didn't compare it to the other media. And again, the other media have shrunk as well. But the national inquirer, there's nothing left. There wasn't anything left in 2016. It's their shadows. There are all those supermarket tabloids. Some of them have gone out of business. They're the ones that remain their shadows of their former self. And it's meaningless to compare them. And for Weisman, who was involved in state-run media up to his eyeballs to be deeply shocked, he's utterly shameless. He's a part chick. He's part of Adjutprop for the Democrat Party. 844-542-4617, having those sprinklers giving the filthy, greasy protestors showers puts a whole new meeting to suck dirty water by the stand-outs. Wreck, you're next with Howie car. Go ahead, Wreck. Hey, how you doing, howie? Let me turn my ring off. Yeah? Come here. Hey, Howie, nice to talk to you. I go all the way back to you from Jerry Williams. Yeah. You see the stuff. So it's nice. It's a pleasure to talk to you. Thank you. I just want to know why Adam's shift. And all his thing with this, we've got all this information and all this and just wait for-- It was just wait. We're coming out with it. How come that just completely went to pieces? How come that went to pieces? Well, the thing is, he wasn't in court when he said that. He did lie. He lied to the American people over and over and over again. And they have loops of all of his lies. And he lied at the impeachment hearings for Donald Trump, the Ukraine impeachment hearing, where he just flat out and made up what Donald Trump said in the hearing. And he never got called out on it. And God bless Steve Garvey, the Republican candidate for the Senate in California, the former great first basement for the Dodgers. I mean, he's called him out in the debates. And you lied over and over and over again. But there's a different standard for Democrats, Rick. There are no standards. If it weren't for double standards, the Democrats would have no standards at all. Unless we forget, he's from framing him, Massachusetts, originally. So we bear some shame for his rise in politics, although we never voted for him. Walter, you're next with Howie Carr. Go ahead, Walter. Hey, Howie, good show. Howie, regarding these college kids, the one word, because I've been thinking about it a while, just keep coming back to us to disconnect, because a comment and a comment and a comment, three comments have forgot time. But Howie, they keep on saying free Palestine, free Palestine. But they really only get in half of it. It's free Palestine from Hamas. And I wonder, Howie, if any of you have ever seen the footage on 9/11 when the citizenry of the Lebanon in Palestine took to the streets with celebratory gunfire. And then later on in the day, realizing it wasn't a good look, Yasser Arafat went on air to donate blood. Well, there were also Arabs in the United States. And they said they gave Trump so much grief for saying he had seen Arabs in, say, Jersey City, right across the Hudson River, yelling and screaming and celebrating. And they said, oh, he's lying. He's making it up. And it turned out they found archival footage from the New York TV station showing exactly what he said he had seen on TV, Walter. They were doing it here in the US. I remember that. And the other thing, Howie, is the two states solution, the Middle East grind, what have you, was really out of standstill. And Hamas, Hezbollah, and the evil theocracy to the east, they say they planned October 7 for three to five years, Howie. And they knew that they did this, that Palestine was going to get hammered, reduced to rubble. There would be famine. The youngest, the oldest, and the sickest would suffer the most. They knew it, and they said, do it. You know what I think at Walter? I think if people have made this point, the Iranians are willing to fight to the last Arab. The Iranians are not Arabs. And they're not Sunni Muslims. Either they're Shiite Muslims. Very big difference. But they got all the money. So they're willing to support all these proxies. Hamas, Hezbollah, the Houthis, and Howie Carr.