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(speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) - Oh wow, like a dungeon dragon. - Oh, that was good. - So we just get right into it? - Oh wait, yeah. - We just get right into it? - Yeah, I do want to flag something. - Before we record. - No, while we record, but it needs to be like something that sets up the episode. - Should we intro first? - Uh, yeah. - Okay. - If you want. - I want. ♪ I want, I want, I want to be loved by you ♪ Do you know that song? - I do. - Who's it by? - The Beatles. - No. (upbeat music) - Hey guys, welcome back to Brooke and Connor Makeup Podcast. We've got such a special episode for you today. Whoo! - Whoo! - Thanksgiving recaps. - It's the Thanksgiving recap. - Yeah. - Which means we're capulate. It's short for recapulate. But even more than that, it's so special because we're here. We are here by some mathematical impossibility. You and I. - It is when you think about it. - It's so impossible. - The chances of both of us being born are so negligible and then the chances of us coming together. - Impossible, almost. - And yet? - And yet? - Against every single odd. - For the recapstone episode, here we are. - Here we are. And we're back and like, we're so back. I thought that last week. Like, I've been watching stuff. We're doing it. I'm like, oh, these two motherfuckers are back. Where'd they go? They were always here low-key, but like they are back. - I made myself laugh for the first time with something from last episode. - You're bad. What part? - You're so bad. You're naughty. - What'd you do? What'd you say? - Backlit from the bonus of the Marmalade, the Marmernight clip when I said, I have to pass for myself. I couldn't stop watching that. It was cracking me up. - It is so, that is so insane. - That's terrible. - I need to just, we also need to, there's a little white speck right here that I need. - Oh, it's probably from the. - Oh, you got it. - Before you guys got here, I went ahead and ate the digestives, the crackers from the bonus. - Yeah. - Which, they could be working in a different way today in terms of coming up-chuck from the front today, just 'cause of how many I ate. - How many did you have? - Seven. - Oh, I think that maybe it'll just put your body into overdrive, your digestive system will be. - Feels like something settling in the chest region. - Maybe your mouth is just dry. - That's the completely different issue than something settling in the chest region. - I feel like it maybe just didn't make it all the way down 'cause it's fine. - Half my mouth is actually starting to get those waters. - Well, let's not, let's move on. - Yeah. - Yeah, expeditiously. - Can I flag something? - Can I really quickly say on the Marmite thing? - Yeah. - It's Marmite, it wasn't Vegemite. I said Vegemite 20 times. Everyone in Australia is having an arms. All the Aussies are saying, that's not effing Vegemite. Get your head out of your effing arse, and Vegemite apparently is really good. Marmite, like everybody was pretty much like, yeah, you have to use a lot of butter to eat it on toast. - Why? - Why would you so need it? - Wait man. - Don't eat it. - Ah, cuddly. - Like there's, no one's got a gun to your head. - Yeah. - Eat the Marmite, eat the Marmite. - There's so many other ways to get your daily dose of yeast. - Yeah, you could do anything to get your yeast, such as in addition to nutritional yeast too. - I'm always eating, I'm waking up, I'm thinking, where's my nutritional yeast? My nouch. - Yeah. - I keep my nouch in bed with me, so I don't even, like, wake up. I'm seeing, oh, I'm kind of, most people have a glass of water next to their, (laughing) I'm finna nouch. - I'm about to nouch. - I'm nouching on these hoes. I, literally, everyone's got a bottle of water next to their bed, I got my nouch. (laughing) My newcheese, my newcheese. - Yeah. - Um, now you can just go ahead and take it out of my hands. - I just wanna say something for myself, to keep in mind. For this episode, I won't be putting my fingers in my ears, nose, or mouth. - Ears, nose, and mouth. - Because the clips that I've been seeing of myself, my fingers are in every possible face orifice that they can get their hands on, and it's disgusting. - Where's your mouth? - And I'm gonna be tempted to pick at my chalitis, not picking at the chalitis on camera. - Where you gonna go? - Off, I'll be picking at the chalitis, off camera. Like, where's off camera for you? There's nowhere to go. - After the episode, yeah. - In between. - In between. - So in bonus, Brooke's gonna be just absolutely covered in blood. - Oh, in bonus, I can pick at my chalitis. - I'm actually going to, yeah. - Okay, now here's the thing. I cannot do lips, nose, or ears for the mane, but in the bonus, I can't do, I'm treating myself to lips, but I still cannot do nose and ears. - Okay, yeah. - That's good goal. - Yeah, that's my goal. - That's good goal to have. - Weren't I set goals towards the holiday season? - Well, I hope everybody had a good Thanksgiving. Did you have a good Thanksgiving? - Yeah. - How was your cruise with your family? - Girl. - Girl. Girl. - It was hysterical. - Is your family intact? It looked really fun. - Honestly, it brought my family more intact than ever, just the circumstances around us. What we were faced with almost brought us even closer. - The adversity of a floating ship? - Yeah. - The adversity of the sea? - Yeah, basically, you know, had never been on a cruise. And I was by no means expecting like a luxurious experience at all whatsoever. I wasn't necessarily expecting the je ne sais quoi that comes along with rural Caribbean either. There's such a je ne sais quoi that I can't put my finger on and it definitely has to do with, they're being about 10K, people on the bow, which I didn't know, all from different places. All from different kinds of places. - What do you mean? - Do you remember, it's the country that I'm not in a bad way at all. - Are you sure? What do you say? What are you gonna? - I'm just saying, totally different kind of vibe. There were so many different vibes. - The energy on the ship? - Yeah. - What about it? - There were so many of them, which I didn't know. - Yeah. - So getting on the boat, like having there be so many people and then knowing that I was about to head out into the sea, I started, my body started to shut down. - Yeah. - So I said, let me just head up to our suite and maybe lay down. Oh, Connor, you would have loved the suite. - It looked fun. - Obviously there were seven of us and let me paint you the picture of the suite. My fingers just went in my nose. - It's okay, strike one. I'll try to keep you accountable. You only get two strikes 'cause it's nostrils. - Okay, you walk in slim hallway, slim, slim thick hallway. To your right, there's a room with like a twin plus bed. Full, maybe like a full bed you call. - Full, if I may. - A full, full. Then you keep going down the hallway a little bit. Another bedroom with another, maybe a full plus, little fixed size, plus size full. And then a couch, pull out couch. Okay, seven. Seven people. You might be thinking, okay, I can see how you could maybe fit squeeze two in the twin or the full, two in the twin plus, two on the pull out couch. Where's the seventh gonna go? Where's the seventh person gonna go? You might be wondering. Don't worry, there's actually a plank that comes out of the wall. It's like a piece of wall. Not doing mattress right now. A piece of wall that you can rest on. If you're tired and you need to sleep at night, that's available to you. - Who sets on that? - So, the first night, it was me and Gabby in the full, and then Noah on the plank. - Noah's. - Noah. - Looking at the plank. - Felt the need to get up and go to the bathroom eight to 15 times. - Well, there's not much to do when you're laying on the plank. - Eight to 15 times in the middle of the night, stepping on me and Gabby as he went, which was his prerogative as he was, as he did get exiled to the plank, but he did do that. So, then he was exiled from the room, and then we brought in our stepbrother, Aiden to the plank. - Aiden. - Aiden came into the plank for the next night. Snored from top to bottom of the night. So then he was exiled. So it was kind of like a rotating group of people for the plank, which was really fun. - Something I also liked, which you would have loved, is I didn't realize about the intercom system that blares in the morning in the rooms. - I, I don't, I'm not like, I've been on one cruise also. - You might not have been on rural Caribbean. - I don't know what the, what's the intercom? How come that? - It's just a good morning. - Oh. - Bonjour. - In the morning and everyone's room. - In the morning and everyone's room. You can turn it off, we didn't know about it though. - So about seven A when we had docked at Coco Kay, you know, the island. - Seven A at Coco Kay. - Which by the way, I didn't realize that was a man-made rural Caribbean island. Spectacular, you would have loved it. Very much like Spooky Island from Scooby-Doo. - Wow. - Yeah. In the morning, you know that song that's like, a lovely day, lovely day. - By Dean Weathers, I'm familiar with that. - They did a unique rendition of that at Seven A over the speakers. - Coco Kay. - Yes, lovely. And Coco Kay. - Imagine that after a night of Noah walking the plank all night, not sleeping for one. - Coco Kay. - And yes, there was that je ne sais quoi, twang to it too. - Hey guys, we'd like to take a quick break to thank the sponsor of today's episode, Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online. 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The issue for me there is like on a ship. Was there one bathroom in the room? - Thank God, the food poisoning hit the second everyone got home. - Was there one bathroom in the room? - Oh no, we had two. - That's good. - Yeah. - But still bad. - Great, still, horrible. - Yeah, I really did have the best time, despite all of vision and say a qua that I wasn't expecting. - Did you have any crushes on anyone from middle of a pickup? - Oh, Connor, is not necessarily the group of people that I would've had a crush on. And I'm not saying anything bad about this group of people I can't stress that enough. Here, here's what I'll say. It was like the people that I get on my hinge. Never said anything bad about them. - You said, "Ew, seven times." - No, I didn't. - So. - No, did you get on your hinge on the boat? Did you get on your hinge on the boat? - No, I didn't feel like I would be compatible with anyone in my radius. - There's 10,000. - Yes, I didn't feel like I would be compatible with one single one of them. I didn't even like. - Did you guys, what'd you do during the day on the boat? What were days like on the sea? - Just, sometimes I sat in the shade by the water slides if I was afforded that luxury. I was, it was awesome. The day we got to Mexico, I didn't even get off the boat. And so the ship was kind of empty. So I got to sit in the sun for almost a minute. Which is exciting. Yeah, that was great. - That's awesome. - I had so much bread and butter. - That's a treat. - Which is a treat. Is he am I missing anything? I did the whole roundup for Obsessed. - Do you want to talk about Uncle Rob? - Oh, Uncle Rob was a treat. - How so? - I don't think he would mind me saying that thankfully he was able to supply me with gummies via his Ziploc bag of Swedish fish and gummies. So every night at dinner, we would do like wishbone split. Split it gummy and it made everything. It made everything so much fun. - Yeah. - It made the bread and butter taste even almost that much better. - You probably slept better too. - Yeah, I had to go down about nine P every night. - I have a massive headache. - Are you okay? Except for the night of the Skate Show, Connor. - Oh, well you didn't talk about the Skate Show. - Holy shit. - That was the best thing I've ever seen in my life. - Why? - Like the talent on these individuals on the World Caribbean, independence of the seas, Olympic level. The way that they skated that on the ice. - The talent on the boat. I remember being taken away, blown away by the talent on the ship. - 'Cause it's not that ship life. Ship entertainment is not our-- - Vegas. - It's the big leagues. - Yeah. - It is the big leagues. - Yeah. - I'll just tell you that. And I will say, both me and Uncle Rob, off of our gummy, we were like going to the Skate Show was kind of like a bit like, oh, like how good could the ice skating be? - Crying. - I mean, we were so locked in, you wouldn't believe it. - I have a question. Can we look up like, 'cause I know when you're on international waters, anything goes. - Yeah, we could gamble, like 18 plus could gamble in the international waters, but the casino was shut down when we were docked. - 'Cause you abide by, once you get in within a certain radius of like, that land you abide by the-- - You're just not, yeah, you're not on international waters. - When a crime occurs on water, the jurisdiction depends on how far it is from land in international waters, more than 24 miles off the coast, the crime would fall under the laws of the country where the ship is registered. Oh, oh, so like that absolutely nullifies literally everything I was gonna say, because how cool would it like a murder mystery like glass onion be on a cruise ship or on international water? - Didn't that happen? Like wasn't there some sort of international, I'm thinking of murder mystery with Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler, that was international water. - See that one absolutely never came across my desk. - Oh, you would love it. It is a murder mystery on international waters. - That kind of felt like when Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston started kind of 3D printing off movies from their Sandoses and Anistoses. - A lot of people don't like the murder mystery franchise. I have nothing negative to say about it. Truly. - That's not it. - It's a great movie to take an app to. Does that mean? I feel like I'm being mean. - No, I think like-- - And I meant that, but I meant that positively, just like I meant it positively that the Royal Caribbean had a certain je ne sais quoi to it. Everything I'm saying is meant with so much love. I hope you know that. Even though it might sound really bad. (laughing) It really is coming from a place of nothing but love. - I believe you know, I know your heart. - Yeah, I hope you do. - I'm familiar with it. - Hope y'all aren't mad at me. - Well, that sounds fun. No, you are fine, please. - But that was fun. - It sounds fun. - You finally made it to the Oz dust. - I made it to the Oz dust. Oh, I also wanted to say, this is what I wanted to say at the beginning. We're here on a regularly scheduled day, on a regularly scheduled podcast at our regularly scheduled time, which kind of is putting my body back in sync. - Like throwback? - Like my stomach doesn't hurt. I'm like, I'm familiar with the place that I'm in right now. And I'm like recognizing that space and as well as holding that space as well for the lyrics of defying gravity. And I'm holding onto those and I'm clenching those between my cheeks. But it just feels good to be back. Done with the tour, we wrapped my tour in Dublin. - What was that feeling like when you wrapped relief or sadness or a little bit of both? - Yeah. - Well, 'cause it also was like, when I finished touring, I was like, wait, that was like what I was doing every day. - Yeah, that was your life. - Yeah. - So I'm like, oh crap, like what do I do? - Now what? - No worries. We have secured a new tour. No time off, no days off. - When do you start that? - In the spring. But we got some time. - No time off, we've got some time. - We've got a little bit of time. We got a little bit of time. - Is it gonna be the kind of thing where you're gone again all the time? - No, it's far less. But it'll be a lot easier for all involved. But yeah, it was like so nervous at first. I was like, oh my gosh, it's over. But my family came to Ireland, came to the last show. It was really, really fun. But we started out in London when I left last week. - Yeah, walk us through that week. - We, I love London. I heart London. It was 35, the weather was horrible. Like you couldn't have imagined worse weather, by the way. Look at it where I spilled my coffee today. - Oh, on the crotch piece. Yeah, I feel like that's not the first time. - Well, every time I go to like move my pants on, did I pee? - No. So we go to London, like it was the worst weather, pouring rain. I gotta pull out my notes 'cause like it's been so long. I've just been writing stuff down. - You know that happens in London with the weather. - Yeah, I have somehow lucked out. And I've, every time I've gone to London, it's been gored giant. And, but the hotel I stayed in was such a vibe. It was like a vibe. - That looked unbelievable. - They don't have Thanksgiving. So they just go right into like the whole month November is Christmas. So all the streets are lights, all of the, obviously my favorite thing to do there is go to pubs. Like it's like the best, every one of them is historic. - It's like the coffee shop. - At first I was like, oh my gosh, I need to go into that pub. 'Cause it says a queen visited. Guess where the queen has visited? - Not that pub. - Every single pub. So like after the third one, I was like, I should go in, like while I'm here. She's been to every pub or they're lying. Great marketing though, 'cause they got me in. - They got my ass in. - Yeah. - The food, sorry, I almost choked up when I said that. How do I say this? The people of the UK-- - You're gonna say kwah to it. - The people of the UK seem to eat like pit bulls on their birthday. It's like quail eggs and fried pig cheeks. I'm like, what? Great place to drink, London, Ireland. Horrible place to be hungover. I would go and it's like, I think it was the day of the show or the day before the show and me and Maggie go out to this like outdoor market place. And I was like a little bit like jet lag combo with, we sat at the pubs 'cause we couldn't get into our hotels the first day and we had some pines and I started like in Guinness over there, which is cool. - Oh my God, do you want the chips or over there? - No, I'll vomit. But we go to this market and it's like, I was hungover and then there's 5,000 people like back. Like she's like, we're gonna go get a sausage roll. I was thinking maybe like a kalachi that pigs in a blanket vibe, like a sausage roll. The ratio of meat inside a roll in a kalachi or pig in a blanket. Imagine that in reverse and quadruple the size. It was like a brick of ground pork and then like a light and I'm holding this. I'm like, if I needed to loot a store, like I could throw my sausage roll out the window and run in and grabs up and leave. I was like, so this, I'm gonna go ahead and take this to go holding the ideas. I'm gonna get some mac and cheese. There's really, they don't really cheese anything. Over there, so I'm eating this mac and cheese and like this tastes like air. - Yeah. - Like wet air. - Yeah. And then I go and-- - You've got to know where to eat over there. - Yeah, well, luckily, thank, thank. - Thank. - Thank Hoda and Jenna that I was able to find out what a toast you was. That's a grilled cheese. I had four grilled cheeses a day for the duration of the trip. - Yeah. - It's a miracle that my face isn't blown up to bits that I cheese and bread every single day and beer. Cheese, bread and beer, like that's all I ate every single day. - It's different over there. - Yeah, but like so different. So the last night I was in London, we went to Sunday roast and I talked about that. - What is that? - It's just like a Sunday roast. I don't know, it's like they do it on Sundays. - Like a roast, like comedy roast? - No, no, no, like food. It's like a big hefty like dinner, hearty dinner. - And you went to it at a restaurant? - Yeah. - Okay. - They have like special, it's like Sunday roast. It's like potatoes and rump. No, I had had rump-- - Rump punch. - I had had a rump two days prior. And the way that we hadn't, they didn't ask, so I didn't specify how we wanted it cooked. So it just came out rumpalicious. It was not rare, by any means. It was like uncooked. Like they had touched each side of it to the grill, to like char the outside. And then the inside was like, like flesh. And I took one bite and I was like, I was like, dumber. Like in my head I was like, dumber. And I was like, I can't eat this. I'm tasting human flesh. - Oh my God, Connor. - I couldn't get it down. And so the night of Sunday roast, I go, you know what, I'm not gonna have the Sunday roast, I'm gonna get steak and a Caesar salad. Steak and a Caesar salad. I know what that tastes like, that's perfect. Good, kind of mess that up. Thank you, sir. Steak and Caesar salad would be perfect. I'm so excited to eat Sunday. I'm like, it's a chill night. I'm having a glass of red. - Not that red. - I'm having steak comes out, steak carpaccio. It is paper then. I'm laying it on my tongue. - What's carpaccio? - It's dissolving like a listerine patch. I'm like, I'm so hungry. At least my Caesar salad is coming out. I can look forward to that. It's like prosciutto. - Yeah, yeah, okay. - But it was more than that. Like I was like about like tearing up. Like I really needed like a hearty piece of Texas meat. At least my Caesar salad comes out. - One, is it one big piece of lettuce? - Bitch, it looked like Davey Jones himself had emptied out his trash bin onto my Caesar salad. 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That's storyworth.com/bnc to save $10 on your first purchase. - Pile. - Pile. - Like a dumb. - And I take them and I, no, like I could, like my pocket would be bulging if I put all these anchovies in my pocket. - Yeah, you should have. - And I go, I'll just move them over. Obviously the pile of anchovies had seeped. - Yeah. - So I didn't eat, like for like the fourth night in a row, I didn't eat in Europe. I was just like broken, a broken man. - Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that. You look great. - Thank you. - Yeah. - Look healthy. - You know what's funny? That brings me to my next point. I had to film an ad when I was there and obviously my eyes are hollow. I'm like just like so sick 'cause I haven't eaten. And I'm absolutely like depleted of resources internally. I'm so tired, I'm jet lagged, I haven't eaten. So I film this ad with Maggie for Klarna, which I love, I love Klarna. And I am, look, I look blown to smithereens. And my sister is there now and she goes, I will face tune it. - Face tune a video? - Face tune a video. And it comes back across my desk and I go, this is absolute sorcery magic. I have no-- - This is the kind of shit the under the-- - The under. - The underage you're doing. - She is taking away my eye bags, full facelift. I've got not a, I look healthy as couldn't be me. - Let me, I'm gonna pull up the Klarna ad. - Is it off the Klarna ad? - Yeah, one person said, excuse me, is there a beauty filter on this? I said, yes. - Yes, thank you for noticing. - Yeah, there is a beauty filter on it. And also, I'm gonna put my sister on my payroll and do this every single one of my videos. The bot, no, one of one. - Oh my God, you, rent has been due for you. - Yeah. - And positive connotation. - I like, you can tell though, right? The can like the just-- - You look great. - It was necessary because it did, it was like-- - We have the rough file. - Yeah, do you wanna compare? - Yeah. - I'm not gonna be, like I don't feel ashamed to do this because like I got my work done, you know? - Yes, no, you're working hard. - Well, I'm a singer. - Just exactly. - Here's the updated version. So I'll just show you guys. - Put it really close to my eyes. - Here's the, this is the one that I've posted. - Ooh, ooh. - That's the original. - Holy shit. - I'll show you guys, I don't care. Like I'm just-- - You were drained. - I'm in hell, like for real, I'm in hell. So. - Whoa. - Like we gotta thank, it's a special time not only that we have cross paths right now in this lifetime, though I'd feel like we would find each other at any and to make this podcast about puttin' foot. But I-- - Puttin' foot? - Puttin' foot. - Oh yeah. - But to be alive during Facetune video, Father, Son, Holy Spirit, Facetune video, feels so lucky and I feel blessed. - Hi. - And like also just, I know thank you guys for interacting with my ads. That's a very special thing to me. - Your ads are always good. - It's always, I want, yeah, everyone should know, it does take out a piece of my heart when I feel like I'm making everyone upset. I'm like, they're in their houses, like they're in their group text saying fuck this loser, but no one is saying that. Get better, help, but try. - I just did this ad shoot, I think I talked about it, that I'm really excited about it. I think you'll love it when it comes out, but I had to get hair and makeup, which I really struggle with getting glam 'cause I hate the way I look in it. But the girls, they like did a great job 'cause I was like, can you just make it look like I'm not wearing makeup and my hair, like I rolled out of bed. But something happened when it settled, just completely like flat to my head and the no makeup look almost made me, as wore down, it made me look like I was reversing, like reverse wearing makeup. Like you were taking makeup off of me almost, like. It's like depleted. The way I look in this ad, if you see this ad and you say, no, Brooke, this is what you look like in real life. I'm not interested in continuing to live. I really mean that. Also, I was sitting for it. Obviously my posture, I'm going like this, sitting like this, gut, hanging, I'm onto the bed in front of me. - And that's okay. - Obviously it's okay. - I actually love it. - And I'm obsessed with it. - I'm thankful for it as well. - If you tell me that that's an accurate, representation of what you see when you look at me, I'll be facing the other way from now on. And I really mean it. I really do. - Well, that's unfortunate to be perceived. - Yes, well said. - Yeah. - You know what else is well said? - Wait, are we going to move on? Can I-- - I was just going to be-- - I want to hear what-- - But if you're not done. - No, no, no, I want to hear what you're thinking unless we're going to move completely on, but what else is well said? - It might transition us out. - Okay, wait, can you make a note right now? - I know, I will not forget it. - I will never forget it. - Really quick, I'm just going to roll through all of the rest of the shit. You know who I met? - Who? Yes, yes. - Amelia. - How? - Dams. Well, I posted, I'm in London. When I post, I'm in London so that people that live in these places, like, I'm in St. Louis or whatever, I post it, 'cause I forget who lives in these places. In London, I was literally having a blank and she was like, "Oh my God, how long are you here?" Whatever. And so we, on Sunday before the roast, we went to Primrose Hill to go walk around unprecedented winds that day. - Unprecedented winds. - They closed the park in Primrose, which has the views of London. - Yeah. - But we got over there and talked. Amelia, what you don't see online, Amelia has been at it, knows to the rhymes one, for like 12 years working on chicken chopsticks, different variations of it. Like, the perception of being an overnight success is so inaccurate for a lot of people, but like listening to her talk about what she's been working on for so long and like seeing like, "Oh, you have these guests on." It's like, "Well, I've been working on this thing "for a decade." - Yeah. - You know? - Oh. - Just like Powerhouse, up the cell. She literally-- - Powerhouse, she is the mitochondria. - Mitochondria, that woman. - Yeah. - But she was so normal, so much fun. We had such a good time. - That's great. - And then I flew to London, Ireland, I flew to Dublin. - You saw Wicked in London, are we gonna talk about that later or now? - Let's leave a segment for Wicked. - Okay. - 'Cause I feel like you're gonna take me on a ride. - Okay. - But you'll never forget. - We saw Wicked. I saw Wicked in London. It was really cool to go to a theater in London, which by the way, our theaters can go directly to jail. - Yeah. - It's a theater? - It's a theater. - It's a theater. - It's a theater. - The theater. It's a theater in London and we walked to it and we had walked to it and then it's a full-blown Soho House level, members only, there's a full bar, people in their laptops working, and then you go walk in and the movie theater's in there, but it's like a cinema club. - A cinema. - You can go work there, by the way. Never could we in America have a movie theater in the middle of downtown, of any city in America, and it's clean, nice even. I wanna hang out there. I wanna, that's the bar I wanna go to for happy hour, like no noise. It was amazing, such an amazing viewing experience. And it was right downtown. If you had a Times Square movie theater, which they must, it would be genuinely hell on earth. I can't even imagine what that would be like, that experience, but this was amazing. Anyways, we saw Wicked. And then, so I go to Dublin. We touch on in Dublin. Dublin was cool. It's just like Boston, it literally felt like Boston. - Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense. Luckily Irish. - Luckily Irish. I saw the portal that goes to Philadelphia. - I didn't realize there was a, do you mean New York? - No, they changed it to Philly. - Really? - I wasn't there. I just put my finger in my ear. - Okay, it's right too. Damn. - One, Dublin has cranberry in all their food, which I really like, enjoy. - I like that. I love a cranberry and a savory. - My ass is gonna start putting cranberry and stuff. - Can you believe that they got rid of dried cranberries at Sweet Green? - Oh, that's a bummer, I didn't even realize. - Years ago they did that. - Oh, I didn't even realize. I want wet cranberry though. - Ow. - I want that wet wet. I want it to put it on sandwiches. It was like such a good addition to grilled cheese. - I would rather do like a cranberry sauce. - I love the sauce. - Yeah. - I wanna know what their UTI rate is like in Ireland because there's cranberry in everything. - Yeah, that's a great question. - Cranberry soda, cranberry sandwiches, everything had cranberry, like no UTIs? - It's a possibility. - Talk about luckily I already. - Yeah. - This episode of Brooke and Connor Makeup Podcast is supported by State Farm. When you get a new car or a new home, the first thing you might find yourself saying is, "Heck yeah." Or, "I can't believe it." Or, "How is this real?" 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The Irish people are probably the nicest people, most welcoming, gracious people I've ever met in my life. Like every single person was so nice. I thought I was gonna see like bar fights and stuff. No, so sweet. We, basically the sun doesn't come up till like 8.45 a.m. And then the sun goes down at 4 p.m. That's tough. My family joins me in Dublin for the show. And then my mom playing the rest of the trip. We have a tiny little car. And like that brought us so close together physically, drove us apart emotionally. We went different directions. Like I, we literally like, and then in addition to the fact that it poured torrential rain the whole day, like every now and then it would like open up, went to Cliffs of Mo Hair, I think is what you say. I wouldn't know. Like the cliffs that took the picture in front of. Every other time we got to it would take three hours to go to and then we'd get there and the sun would be setting. And then there's nothing else to do besides go to a pub. Nothing wrong with me. I'm not complaining about going to the pub. The pub was the best part. The towns were cute, little towns. The last night that we were there. We, me and my sister go out and we have some drinks, we meet some people, their friends band was playing. We go home, go in our hotel. We shared a room every night with my whole family, which just like talk about driving your family apart. You would have loved the plank. But like your parents too, like you're getting in a fight with your dad in the morning because he snores and he says I didn't snore and I'm like, I tried to snuff out your life with a pillow last night. And I threw a pillow at him from across the room. It landed on him and he stopped snoring and I was like, fuck, did I kill him? Like I was scared that he had suffocated. So then I had to go lift it off and he started snoring. And I was like, no, he's fine. Put it back on, it stopped. And then I got scared again in bed and like had to go take it off of them. Could you imagine like I killed my dad? - That would suck. - Like on accident? - That would suck. - Just so I could get a good night's sleep. - Yeah. - So that night I come, let us into the room. Me and my sister, we go to sleep, whatever. We wake up the next morning. My parents obviously got up at 8 a.m. And they're like perusing this little town. And I'm like, okay, we pack. It's like 10 a.m. I can't find my passport anywhere. My passport, I didn't bring my wallet to the UK, which is a mistake, but I brought my credit card in my passport holder, so I was bringing that out. And couldn't find my passport on text to my parents. I've even seen my passport. Like did you see it anywhere in the room? They were like, no, I'm dumping out, I'm dumping sack. Everywhere, bag out, suitcase out, repacking under the bed, all over the room. Can't find it, can't find it, can't find it. 11 a.m. I go downstairs to the front desk. She's like, oh my gosh, I listen to your podcast. - Oh. - No lobby. I have your passport. I have your passport down here. You just had like pulled your card out, like left it sitting down here when you like opened the door. - We are so in sync. - And I said, oh no way. And she's like, I tried to give it to your mom at 8 a.m. She said, just leave it here, let him learn a lesson. - Oh, oh. - So I spent one whole morning when we only get six hours of sunlight in Ireland and three of it is in the car with my parents. My mom spent the whole morning gallivanting around, gallivancing around and go away. And I was in my room unpacking or repacking all my bags. - You wanna hear what happened with my passport? - Yeah. I was like, I'm gonna get my mom, like I wanted revenge on my mom. I'm like, I'm gonna hide your passport for the rest of the trip. But I said, let bygones be bygones. - Good for you. - Except now I'm mad again. - Yeah. - Go ahead. - Just unleash it all. - Got to Florida on Friday to stay with mom, pop up for the weekend and then go to the cruise on Monday. Monday morning comes, I like shoot up awake at like 5A and remember that I had a brand deal to shoot. And I'm like, oh shit, because I had to leave for the cruise at like 930. So like God had entered my body and woke me up, thankfully. And then I had for some reason needed something in my purse to do the brand deal with. I go to look for my purse. - Oh, where are, where are Thao? - Where are Thao? - Where are Thao? Wake everyone up at around 6A. Have you seen my purse? No one's seen my purse. Gabby had the brilliant idea to track my AirPods that were in my purse. It was just easier for my whole purse to be at the West Palm Beach airport. And for me to have not noticed that it was gone for three days, drove to the airport. And by the way, my passport's in there and I have to get on the cruise on international waters via accessing my passport. So if I couldn't find my bag, I couldn't go on the cruise. Go to the Lost and Found at the West Palm Beach airport. I described the bag in detail. It's a small tan bag with a black strap and a charm of a beaded chicken. - Can it be that hard? - Can I be any more clear? They say, we don't have that. I say, here's my find my AirPods. We're on it. It's right here and they go, we don't have it. You can fill out this form. And I was like, oh, yay. I just won't be able to go on the cruise. Like, oh, good. I'm filling out the form. They go, oh, wait, is it this? Small tan bag, black strap with a chicken charm. Yeah, it is, thank you. God was literally with me so hard. If I had woken up any later, I wouldn't have realized. And/or had time to go to the airport. Like, whoa. And God was with me again. When I had a horrible gas pain on the last night of the cruise and went up to lie down in the suite early and downward dog to get rid of the gas pain, which put me out of the dining room area just in time for that shrimp to come onto the table. - Wow. God is with us. The rest of the song. That's awesome. - Yeah. Do you need anything, do you need me to manifest anything while God's here? - God, are you here right now? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - God, are you speaking through, tongues through book? - She has been for a long time. - So what would you say to God if she was sitting next to you in a Kelly Clarkson collection wayfare chair? - Manifest. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - You there. Hey. - You there. You there. - Yeah. - I see you over there. Please come and sit right here. - Oh, Papa. - No. - No? - No. We're not doing Papa right now. - Oh my God. That feels like, that felt bad. That feels like I was just scorned like making a sexual advance. That felt really bad. - We're not doing Papa right now. - Okay, I don't want everyone to do it again then. - It's fine. You like God was here and you did Papa? - I was calling him Papa. - Who, Papa? - That her also. - Okay. - Yeah. - Oh, oh my gosh. I saw Remy Wolf in concert two in Dublin. - Speaking of God. - Speaking of God. That woman, if you get an opportunity to see Remy Wolf, if you're even in the same vicinity as Remy Wolf, go see her show, she is the best performer, like live performer I've ever seen in my life. - Yeah, I've heard that. - I'm just being dead ass years. Even, I don't love going to concert when someone's gonna chat talk the whole time. She was so good at crowd work and she was doing crowd work. It was so good and so fun. I just can't get over it. FBC for sure. Like, and it was just me and my sister. And it was interesting. There's no sign seating, but I think everyone in Ireland is just so nice that they're just like, they just respect if you, if you are in the og's. - You were doing the og's? - Yeah. And I just like went, it was just amazing. They also have this really good thing. There were like no one vapes inside. - Because it's the law or because it's-- - I think out of respect for people, which is so crazy because like, you're at a concert and I walked out to get a drink and there's a smoking area and everyone's vaping out there and I was like, oh my gosh, I don't even smell cigarettes. They just don't vape inside. Anyway, that was fascinating. And that's all I have for my chanksgiving. - Thank you so much for sharing. I do want to share my spot if I wrapped. Is that-- - Share your wrapped. - What I was telling you was that like, it's not, it's somehow comforting to know that I'm authentic to myself and that I haven't changed in like 15 years, but also a little bit scary to think, hmm, our no change is going to be made in the next 15 years, you know? Because in a perfect world, a few changes would be made, you know? - I don't think you have to actively work to change your interests. Like, just 'cause you're interested. - I'm not working to change my interests. I'm just saying on one hand, it's sweet that I haven't changed and on the other hand, it's a little scary. But let me explain what I mean by that. - Yeah, please. - My number one top artist is the Glee cast. - Yeah. - That goes without saying, okay? Number two, Jonathan Groff. - Jonathan Groff, yeah. - I'd actually go ahead and combine those two because most of the Glee ones I've been listening to were him. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, number three was one direction. - That makes sense. - Yeah, four Conan Gray, which is, that's-- - That was a new version. - That's, what's the word I'm looking for? - And we're more neuro-typical of me. - Sure, yeah. - Yeah, and then the 1975. That, I feel like, is pretty good. The top artist. - Yeah. - The songs is where it's unique. Number one top song is Heaven from the Magic Mike soundtrack by Matt Bomer. - Yeah. - I would love to know if anyone else's number one song, anyone else on the planet has that as their number one song. Because if they do, I think that is the person that I'm meant to be with. - Really? - Regardless of who they are, what they look like. Hell, they could even have been on the Royal Caribbean cruise. And I would consider them my soulmate. - I love the way that you've opened yourself up in like this. - If their number one was Heaven by Matt Bomer from the Magic Mike, MMXXL soundtrack. - Yeah. - I consider them my soulmate. - Wow. - Yeah. - Fascinating. - Number two favorite song was Franklin Shepherd Ink, which is that Daniel Radcliffe song I love from earlier on along, okay? Number three was I Believe from Book of Mormon. Number four was as long as you're mine from Wicked. - Sure. - You'll love that piece when you hear it in the second movie. - Part two, yeah. - And five was Faithfully by the Glee cast. - That makes sense. - Journey cover. So that's something, isn't it? - Yeah, I feel like it's really somewhere last year. I think you were before. That's last. No, what, no, no. - I'm just kidding. - Oh. - Mine, like so random. You know how I went to that phase where I was like, I'm not really listening to music besides Tom Masch. - Yeah. - He was obviously my number one artist this year. My top three songs, Serena Carpenter. - Yeah, I love that. - Yeah. - Do you wanna get it? - Please, please, please made it to my most played playlist. - Well, I remember the times when I learned of these songs and like one of them is Taste, which I didn't even hear until I started listening to like, I think Mia Espresso was the first Serena Carpenter I ever listened to. And that was when I was in Denver, doing the show in Denver, which was during the spring tour. And I remember listening to that, getting ready for shows. I was like, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, and then like later on, police came out and I was like, I like this one too. And then I went backwards. And I was like, I like Taste. And I like Bed Kim. Bed Kim was-- - I like that one too. - And my second top listened to song. - Yeah. - But please, please, please, really. Like, I'm so rarely listening to a song for the first time and like it. I usually have to listen to it a few times. But please, please, please. The first time I was like, oh, this is great. - It just kind of tickled something. - It's a tickler. - It's a tickler. - It gets that itch. - It itches me so well. - Yeah. - The thing is about her songs, like, I don't listen to them anymore. Like, I don't, I listen to them 'cause I wanna like it hyped up. I'll listen to them on runs or when I'm like going to a pre, like getting ready for a show or like pre-gaming something. But I don't like casually sit around and listen to Sabrina Carver. That's why it was so fascinating, which made me realize it's 'cause I was gonna do that phase of not listening to music when I'm having downtime. - Right. Oh. - Right now I'm just listening to Christmas Jazz. - Hey. - Hey. - We wanna take a quick break to think the sponsor of today's episode, Better Help. Let me tell you about my favorite part of the holidays. - What is your favorite part of the holidays? - Staying in the same pair of pajamas for about six to 10. - Wow, you... - Business days. - BDs. - BDs. - You got me full body goose pimples right now. - And you know, any other time of the year that would raise a few flags? - Yeah. - This time of the year, it's self-care. - It's not even self-care, it's the right thing to do. - Yeah, it's expected. - It's expected. - Yeah. - You're serving, you're like, you're standing up and for what's right. - Right. - And they're actually laying down for what's right. - Yeah, 150. - How do you say cozy during the winter months? - For some, wrapping up in a blanket with a mug of hot chocolate or watching a movie with family is the best way to spend the month of December. 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Have you heard this song, "Ten Drunk Cigarettes?" - No. - It's by AI. - Oh, good. - And it is like the most powerful female anthem. It's spectacular, Connor, let me play it for you. We can play it because it's by AI. - Are you sure? - No. - 'Cause someone still owns it, I think. - AI, it's, this is not me endorsing AI, by the way. It just happens to unfortunately be by AI. I think it's-- - Brookes have artists as AI. - I think it's a-- - Will AI am? - What's the one I'm looking for? Not common property? - Fair use. - Fair use. - Fair use. - Yes. - What do you think public domain? - Yes, public domain. Common property, also some people might call it. - Oh, I've heard this. - Have you? - It's so funny. - It's spectacular. - It's so funny. - And like, people played it as a bit, and we're like, oh, yes, this is funny. No, I've taken it further. Like, this is my favorite song. And like, I've been listening to it long after everyone stops. - That's so funny. - Like, I play it for fun. - Wait, I listened to this too. ♪ Barbie Tony, Ken ♪ ♪ Us girls are doing fine on our own ♪ ♪ So if you're a man, leave us alone ♪ ♪ Getting girls rich ♪ ♪ Yes ♪ ♪ That's a part of my plan ♪ ♪ And I can-- ♪ - Here we go. We made a music video to this on the cruise. ♪ I've made a man ♪ ♪ One new fake ♪ ♪ Two lines to cook ♪ ♪ Three dreams from the bar ♪ ♪ Four more lines to cook ♪ ♪ One first rise ♪ ♪ Six hits of my blood ♪ ♪ Seven more lines to cook ♪ ♪ Faith, there's a shoes ♪ ♪ Nine baby guns ♪ - Now, here are the most powerful words coming up. This somehow, like, captured the entire female experience right here. ♪ Seriously, I don't need anything from a man ♪ ♪ Actually, maybe give me some money ♪ ♪ I don't need money from a man ♪ - Oh, I don't know about it. ♪ I want money from a man ♪ - How old is that? - That's so awesome. - Yeah, those are the words that not even Emerson himself could write. - Seriously, I don't need money from a man. Actually, maybe give me some money. I don't need anything from a man. I've got my own. - I want money from a man. - I want money from a man. Yes. - Yeah. - Yes. - I do too. - We all do, and that's what's so important about this song, capturing that universal feeling that we all have. - That was praise and worship. - Yeah, that's my favorite song. So I saw Wicked. Great, it was so great. I also think seeing it in London was really cool too. - That's powerful. - Yeah, it was fun. - Home of Jonathan Bailey. - I was sitting in that room, everyone sobbing. I sat with Maggie and so she's shaking, crying. - People don't know how emotional that film is going to be. - Right. I, like obviously, I felt like I didn't cry. I thought it was great. I thought I also felt a moat. I was like, that was a really electric full of energy performance from all the entire cast. I didn't feel it. Maggie obviously got to do her, like, "Here's me going into Wicked, here's me leaving Wicked." And I was like, "Wait, Maggie, should I do one of me?" Like, "Here's me going to Wicked and here's me leaving Wicked." She was like, and like, unfazed. And she was like, "No, do not, do not--" - I think this scene-- - This is not like a safe community of people you should be crying when you leave Wicked. Like, the theater community is not a safe place like, joke around with. - The scene of "Alphaba and Glinda" in the "Ozda's Bar Room" dancing-- - Yeah, I need to go to the club. - Was not, you do. It was not in the play. And the way that they brought the relationship of "Alphaba and Glinda" in that moment, like, the way that we could feel that. Like, that's the scene. That's the scene, that's the killer. - Yeah, I enjoyed that too. - That was, yeah, that was kind of gut-wrenching in there. - Got right. - It was a little bit long. - Oh, I mean, like, tore out my heart, threw it across the assist. - See, like, I was so in the room with them at that point that I was kind of like... (popping) - Uh-uh. - Like, could they not have started to play music to help the girls out? - No, they didn't need anything but themselves. - It was seriously like, flop of the DJ to be like, not reading the room. Okay, the girls are dancing, I think. Like, let's like-- - What did the Ossus Ballroom do at? - Give them something. - It's on the soundtrack and that's what was playing. - I just felt bad that they were kind of like moving in silence like that for a while before the music started playing again. Like, give the girls some background tracks. - I do wonder and fear that that was the point. - Well, it was too long, that part. I'm sorry. - Damn. - I know. - Well, what did you like? - I liked it all, I liked the whole thing. - But we were standouts. - I texted you my standouts. I obviously thought the end song, "Defying Gravity" was really good. I was biting my nails the whole time during that chase. I kind of like didn't even realize, like even after seeing the play that the professor was like evil the whole time, I forgot about that. - She was so convincing, isn't she? - She was really good, Michelle, you know? - Oh my God, I'm obsessed with her and also just like looking at her is intoxicating. - Yeah, there was like a lot of-- - There was like a spell on you. You're gonna, like I can't say anything 'cause I'm like scared to say my opinions. - I would be too. - Well, listen, I just don't, I think Jeff Goldblum was like a little bit miscast, like dare I say. - Oh, he was born as the wizard. - I just-- - I just thought it was like a little bit too much, like, okay, that's Jeff Goldblum right now. That's not like-- - Okay, this is, okay, okay. - I thought, oh my gosh, here's my favorite part. Ariana Grande. Now, 'cause I've been online on Twitter, like seeing, oh, I saw all the memes, I almost wish that, like, people hadn't created so many things to like set my expectations 'cause I was ready to really just, I had a bitterness going in against Ariana Grande for no reason 'cause I don't even care. This is not a movie for me. This is not like a movie. I've been a fan of for a long time. I had no skin in the game. The way she blew my socks off of both my-- - Once in a lifetime talent. - She was so funny. Her comedic timing is so good. - It was unbelievable and I really liked Bowen Yang too. - He was great too. - And I, yeah, I was just like kind of blown away by those two. - Yes, I agree. - And it was really good. - Yeah. - So obviously like a shock to see Ethan Slater every time he came on screen. But-- - Can I say something? Honestly, I actually can't. - Yeah. - No, I just slagged myself. I can't say it. - Okay. - Yeah, I appreciate it. I'm not nervous at all because I've already stated like this was not a movie for me. Like that's fine if I don't have a fair critique because again, I've never read the book. I've seen the play one time and that was the first time seeing it. - The book is like so different from the play and the movie. Like it's very dark. - How are they re-releasing books with like Ariana Grande and Cynthia on the book cover? It wasn't the same book. - Are they the book? Yeah, I think it's just with the cover of-- - With our-- - The Gregory of the Wire book. - Now it's a movie is what's-- - Like a collector. It's like now a feature film. - Because it's so different that I like wouldn't even-- - That's shocking. - Yeah, it is shocking. Yeah, it's that first one. - Oh, yeah, that's-- - A money grab? - It's also advertising. - Yeah. Okay, go ahead. What were you thinking? - Well, I was just gonna say my only critique of the movie that I do think is like a perfect film is-- - Bach. Unfortunately, because the part of dancing through life where he is getting Nessa to dance and he sings like let's dance in the Broadway soundtrack is like one of my favorite notes and it just doesn't translate coming from this book. - Oh no. - Sad, yeah, sad. And so now I switch dancing through life after I've listened to Jonathan Bailey's part eight times. That's only when I'll press next. I wonder if that will make my Spotify wrapped. - It doesn't attract you. - If I'm going next, it will. - It wants to-- - If I'm next day. - It's 30 seconds. You're good. - 10 seconds? - 30. - 30 seconds. - But yeah, I struggled with that. Really did Connor, I hate to say it. And I feel horrible. I really do. - No, you don't need to. - Okay. - It's okay. - Yeah. - It's your right as a movie goer. - Would you ever see yourself listening to the Wicked soundtrack? - No. - Okay. Okay. - No, I did have some songs stuck in my head throughout the day. Which ones, if you know why I'm asking? - I guess dancing do life when I was leaving. - Dandy? - Yeah, I like that one. - But I didn't know any of the other words. I just kept saying, dah, dah, dah, dah. - What did you think about Jonathan Bailey? - He's great. - Yeah. - Yeah. - To say the least. - He's great. - Yeah. He is, I've said this before, but watching him, I had only felt something similar once before when I had seen high school musical for the first time. It's that kind of realizing this is, this is a once in a lifetime experience. - Yeah. - Of a triple threat. - I had one more critique, but I'm not gonna say it because I don't want to. - Okay. - I don't want to. - That's fine. - I'm not like ready to defend myself from all sides. - Yeah. - Maybe in like a month I'll say it. - Okay. I know what this one is, I think. Yeah, and I already disagreed with you. - And that's fine. - Yeah, it did, totally. But yeah, it was an amazing movie. I like, if it was, if so many people were so involved, like someone posted on Twitter yesterday, I was like, oh, oh, I didn't realize he had a baby carrot on his fork and that scene, and it was bone yang and like his fork some people are, someone quoted you, it was like, holy shit, you people are running out of things to say. - Also, so many people are like, I just picked up on this Easter egg, and it's like, no babe, that's just the plot of the movie. - When someone was like, oh, look, in the beginning, it's like, it's the Wizard of Oz cash walking in. Oh shit. - Yeah, but yeah, like that's just the plot. And they're like picking out like lyrics that are like, oh, this is an Easter egg, and it's like, no, that's just like understanding what the lyrics mean. - I like people that are like, wait, you didn't realize that? And it's like, no, I have a job. - Yeah. - So I like, I'm not analyzing every frame of the movie. I watch, I'm almost done watching all the Harry Potters again, which was a lovely experience. - What a great experience over the holidays, too. - Yeah, I'm glad that I saved. I watched one during Halloween, I watched one during Thanksgiving, and I watched two on the flights going to and from. - Do you have a favorite HP movie? - Listen, I have a lot of critiques of HP now, and I wish that I-- - Let yourself enjoy something. - I can't, Brooke, because here's the thing about Harry Potter. If I am going to college, and this twerp, no offense, is coming in and putting us on freaking death watch every 45 minutes, I'd be like, I am paying tuition. Remove him from the school. This is not like, we're all paying tuition. This is not a fair university experience for us. He is blowing, every single class, look at any of their class scenes that they're sitting there in class, three minutes in. Class is dismissed. Everyone, class is dismissed, go back to your quarters. That's like-- - Things are happening outside of Harry. - I know, but no one's would be attacking the school, like put him in Fiji or something. - Well, let's look at it this way. Chamber of Secrets would have been open regardless of Harry. That had nothing to do with him. He was just tapped in. - Yeah, I know it's a movie. - Yeah. - Like me overlooking the fact that it's-- - But he also, look at it this way, he's the only one that really can save them also. - I'm like picking out of the plot holes, like what the hell these people are paying tuition and low-key. It's a movie about a magic university. - Yeah. - Get a grip, my bad. - Oh, good. - But I do love watching the movies at face value. It's really, really nice to just be like, oh, this is cozy. - I've been having a really hard time enjoying books. Not enjoying books, I've been enjoying books, but I've had a really hard time thinking they're good. - Good. - Yeah, I've been like breathing through them and loving them and then finishing them and being like, ugh, that was disappointing. - Yeah, that's sunken costlier than I always talk about. I'm like, I wish I wouldn't have done that. - No, it's not even that I wish I wouldn't have done that. It's just like, I have been waiting for a five-star read for since I finished "Achatar." I've only had one come close since then, and "Thrown of Glass" too. - Maybe your standards are too high. - They might, I think now I'm just, that I'm writing, I'm like so focused on-- - Yeah, let yourself enjoy something. - Yeah. Yeah, 150. - I have a question. - Yeah. - I don't know if I've talked about this before in here, but it came up again. If I donated to someone's dog's cancer treatment, go find me and the dog died right away. Do I get, like there's no way that you, because it was like the first treatment. So like, but like, it was a lot of money. - You're out that money. - What are-- - You should ask them for it back. - Well, like what are you gonna do with that? I saw how much you raised, like what are you? - Yeah, go ahead and ask them for that back. - Okay, I'm sorry, but like, it's not like you don't have to plan it. There's not costs that go, it's a, you know, it's the dog, like the dog is no pastor way. - He didn't receive the treatment at all. He died before he had the treatment. - You are not, there's no like funeral costs, and like, you're not out of work for a while, because you lost a spouse or a loved, like someone in your, like, you do move forward. - Looked at the go find me and like, seen if there were comments or anything. - I haven't recently, but I do think that the update provided said he did not make it, and I'm looking at that bar saying, not only did we complete your goal, we gave a surplus. - I see it, you did. - Which is nice because if the dog was in treatment, maybe you could treat yourself to some dinner, or if you couldn't leave, the dog is left, earth now. What are we gonna do with these funds? - Maybe they could donate it to a dog cancer research. - Are you going to barefoot sandals resort in Jamaica, or maybe we could, I just need to, like, I need closure? - You need closure. - I'm sure they would also love closure a little bit, like we as a people, like, would all like to know where the money, and maybe it's just me. I'm using my platform to throw the question out there. What do we do if we go find me, hmm, is no longer necessarily relevant. - I think it's a good question. - I don't know if it's morally sound, like it's not a question a lot of people are brave enough to ask. - Thank God we have you. - And I'm, hey, I'm nervous for what's gonna happen online, the discourse after I've said that. - No, I think it's an interesting question, and I think that it becomes the responsibility of the person who is raising the money to let everyone know where that money is going. - Right. - Yeah, I love the idea of donation. I was thinking that has now been cashed out, and-- - I have become so obsessed with donating to ALS research. - Good. - Yeah, I just, I can't stop. - That's awesome. - You know. - What is that? - Actually, I can't get into ALS right now as we've exceeded our time limit. But I want to encourage everyone to go ahead and donate to ALS research. - I also want to provide a main episode update about my stomach because it's just been like an on topic of conversation. I started taking pre and probiotics. I'm like completely so happy and healthy. So wasn't any organ failure, wasn't anything totally healthy, feeling great, still sample has been sent in, and I will update everyone when it comes back. - Thank you, I'm so excited. - But like I assume they're gonna be like, yeah, you're fine. - I'm looking forward to the results. - Thanks, we've really like opened up a conversation that has made me comfortable talking about us both comfortable. How are the digestifs? - I'm feeling a little bit better, thank you. Yeah, not so much up-chucking anymore. - That's good. - Yeah. - I had an aperitivo. I had the best meal in my life last night. I guess we can talk about it in the bonus. - Let's talk about it in the bonus. - Oh my gosh. - Okay, love you all. Thank you so much for tuning in and we will see you in the bonus. - Wait, what? Hold up. What's today? Next episode, we have a very, very, very special guest. - Oh, I'm nervous. - Oh my God, you should be nervous. No, we should not be nervous. It's an amazing, amazing guest that we have on. We're both massive fans. - My hands just got clammy and you're not like not gonna expect who it is. - No. - It's like so random, positive connotation. Not random and like we've talked about them, but it's just like not, you're just not gonna expect it. - It's random in the sense that like how did you guys get it? - Right, it's like you wouldn't them. - No, that's not their pronouns. 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