Brad and John - Mornings on KISM
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you want my knucklehead? What are your qualification? 930 knucklehead with Brad and John. Youtum knucklehead GISN. A knucklehead to crown this morning. Thanks everybody for all your votes. Let's run them down. Runners up. We got Deputy Page. Deputy Page from Georgia. This is the guy who was responsibility is to direct traffic out in front of the middle school there. And he did that the other day. But he did it. There was no traffic. He was not in uniform and he was drunk. So he was directing imaginary traffic. The former Deputy of the Year. Won't we get in that crown this year? He could get the knucklehead crown. Could have gotten the knucklehead crown. But somebody beat him out. We'll tell you who in just a second. Other runner up here. Three generations of shoplifters from Florida on Black Friday at the target store. Grandma rounds them up. Grandma 76 years old says to her 54 year old daughter. Let's go. And let's get the granddaughter too. Let's go hit target. Let's go get some champagne. Let's get some other booze. And let's put that in the Granddaughter's backpack. Let's get some champagne. The booze. Let's get a carton of cigarettes. Let's do all that. And so they did. We've got the condoms. The grandkid comes in with the backpack. They blowed all kinds of stuff in there. Grandkid tries to get out. Gets busted by the officer there inside the store. Meanwhile, grandma and mom try to make a run for it. They didn't even win the knucklehead. I know. That part's even worse than the going in and stealing them. Just leaving behind the granddaughter in the store. But our 930 knucklehead winner today is a guy who probably-- Do you know your grandmother's phone number? Gladly. A guy who shouldn't be reading any more scripts, at least not at school. This is a middle school in Tennessee where this went down. They had their quarterly school emergency drill. And it's a school shooter drill, sadly, is what this thing is. And they do these quarterly. So this guy, he's got two scripts he can draw from. One is the script where this is real. This is a real event. And he gets on the PA and tells everybody, "That was all the kids what they should do." Panic City. And the other one is, "This is just a test. This is only a test." Well, he read the wrong script and I don't know how. But read the whole thing was oblivious to what he read. Did not correct himself. There's nobody standing next to him going, "Hey, Eddie." There's one class just the teacher and the kids booked to an adjacent neighborhood and it took the cops to convince them, "Hey, listen, the guy screwed up. Everything's okay. You can come back." So sometimes working these things, these microphones, and oh, there's a little responsibility to them, you just have to be cognizant of what you're reading. I would imagine though for teachers sometimes when you've got to read this long text from one class to the next class to the next class to the next class, sometimes maybe you just mentally check out when you're reading stuff and you're reading stuff and you're not even paying attention to what you're reading. And maybe that's the only thing I can think of for what happened to this guy, our 930 knucklehead winner today. And the 930 knucklehead of the year tournament is going to be coming up in just a couple of weeks. Yeah. And the 930 knucklehead of the day and the year brought to us by the rockfish grill. They are in today's stocking. You get a great gift card and a knucklehead D-shirt. The Brad and John Show, home of the 930 knucklehead, powered by the rockfish grill and anacortis brewery serving Northwest food and great beers and on tap now the knucklehead red delicious new brew perfect for any day. Check out the menu, event schedule and live music lineup at anacortisrockfish.com located on the corner fourth and commercial in downtown anacortis. Don't be a knucklehead. Get to the rockfish grill.
The middle school administrator who accidentally read the "active shooter announcement" over the loudspeaker instead of the "this is only a test" statement!