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Welcome to Tricky Bros. presented by ghostbed.com. Sit back, relax it, grab a fucking drink. Yeah, welcome to the NFL 2020 for draft show. It always gets wild. Our co-hosts on the NFL show this year is none other than Derek Wolf. Let's get some applause, Dylan. Oh, yeah, you guys don't have to be quiet, by the way. Yeah, you can do whatever you want back there. We got some listeners in the studio. J&L BBQ is catered for us. Derek, what'd you think of the first burger down? Dude, that thing is unbelievable. That thing looks like a big mac on steroids. Isn't it crazy? It's so good. You said you were going for two. I said about it. I said it might be a little much. If I had to guess, that's probably somewhere between 12 and 1500 calories easily. We don't need to talk about it or think about it. Do they know? Pop a microphone over to Jay and Al over there. How many calories do you got there? One pound burger. Yeah, and a big boy. We know what we're doing. I think it's two pounds, right? How about how many is it? No clue. How big is it? Weighs 1.09 pounds. Got no clue on the calorie count. Put the microphone up to your, there you go. Weighs 1.09 pounds. I got no clue on the calorie count. Good for you. No clue. Yeah, no need, right? We're going to ask you to say fuck you. 2,000 calories. Yeah, it's probably two grand. Where are you guys located at? Where's the new location for Jan Al? We're on East Riverside, parked at the Buzzmill Coffee shop. Awesome. I highly suggest that burger. Yeah, god damn it. You haven't had the BLT. I think a BLT as well. BLT is-- That don't fucking rip their nuts off. See, I have a sitting. Yeah, it's ridiculous. It's so good. He's talking about making a baconator. Oh, yeah. Let's go for the full heart attack. I mean, let's just do it. You want to die tonight? I'm just-- Let's fucking die tonight. I'm not scared. Are you going to-- Are you going to put that inside you? I am. So, not the, not the contents. No, this-- The whole thing. Derek wanted a bottle of tequila for tonight, so I got him a Texas bottle here. It's a rifle. Some of the finest tequila in the land. Smells great. 100% agave. Goddamn it, man. It doesn't. It's quality. It doesn't smell great. Ah, it smells good. No. Where's this from here? It smells like they didn't age the agave. It smells like something you would buy in a fucking rifle-shaped glass. It comes in a shot glass. It's never meant to be drank. I did say I was like, he asked for good tequila though, right? I did get him another bottle of tequila. I got him the rocks. How is it? How's the tequila? It's good. It's good. Yeah. Okay. It's decent tequila, yeah. All right. You don't have to lie about it. No, it's good. Is a rocker friend of yours in real life? No. I don't care good. I don't know him. I don't know that motherfucker. Come on, Ross. Do you know Chippy? Did you see that part? You have Chippy the bit? Yes. Yeah. Well, there he is right there. I don't have to ask any more questions. Look at that. He's got a little baby photo of himself in the jacket. What if it was like Freddie Mitchell? Yeah. White people are so different, aren't they? It's going to be a great time tonight. A lot of surprises on draft nights. Jesse's going to do the first pick with Caleb Williams because obviously Caleb is the first female to ever be drafted in the NFL. We're doing woman to woman stuff. You know, they needed a woman perspective on a woman player. You don't think Mante Teo qualified kind of? Oh, shit. Hey, sweet boy. How could you say that to one of his girlfriend? Now that this time, right? Yeah. Guys that have AI girlfriends now, and Mante was ahead of this time. Man, Delco is tuned up. He's tuned up tonight. These guys that are paying. This is two years in the row of disappointing post-seasons from the Eagles all built into one evening. I know. That's why you'll see tonight. But they had an amazing off season. They got Saquan Barkley. Now only needs a quarterback. If they only get a quarterback, they might be all right. They need to repair that offensive line in secondary. And then they're right back where they need to be. I agree. It's-- they can do it in just the draft. It's a loaded team. And when you get the best running back in the NFL, or one of them in the off season, you can go into a night like this and relax. As a Falcons fan, I can't do any of that football. I mean, they got to get a center in there, because Jason's gone. Yeah. That's a big man. I mean, he's one of the best of all time. Oh, yeah, he's-- We aren't paying our fucking running back minimum wage, so we overpaid Saquan. Yeah. Yeah, it happens. But look, he could be the key to go to the Super Bowl, especially with a quarterback that can't throw. Um, now, which means they load the box, and you're running back as worthless. Yeah. But with you, Derek, do you remember draft night? I do. Where were you? I was in Ohio. Were you? Yeah. I was in Ohio, Northeast Ohio, on that farm that I was raised on. OK. And so the first day, I didn't get drafted. And I got made fun of heart. It was bad. It was really bad. They were like, you're fucking a joke. You're not getting drafted. Well, what's that like? Did you show up? Or were you at home? No, at home, man. I was at home, yeah. I was there, yeah. On the farm that I lived on in high school. So what was his badest homeboy last year, where he started cycling out the hot girl that was sitting next to him? Because they were there so long. Yeah, that's not-- That was brutal. Yeah. So I wasn't going. I wasn't going to show up. I just thought-- I felt like my stats were good enough. I was the Biggies defensive player of the year. I was an all-American. Mm-hmm. I was-- I had like-- I had nine sacks, 12 and 1/2-- or 15 and 1/2 TFLs or something like that. Like, I had like endomated two numbers. I'm like, well, why am I not getting drafted in the first round? You would have if it had been later and after Cincinnati started performing on the national level a little bit more. Well, we were. We had already been to two BCS games and it was four years I was there. Wait, what year did you come out? 2012? Oh, shit. That was a G5 auto-qualifier. Yeah, that was the auto-qualifying bullshit. We don't do that anymore, OK? Derek, we're not doing that tonight, all right. But it was-- so the next day, I went and did this crazy fucking workout. It was 50 burpees and one kettlebell swing until you've reversed that. I like punished myself. The next one was like, oh, yeah, if I just work harder. Typical white guy. Yeah, yeah. I just got to work harder than everybody. And then I get back to the farm and I had to clean out pig stalls and then the draft started. And I was 36 picks. So I was like the fourth pick of the second round. So it happened pretty quick. That's amazing. And what do you do? What do you do when you get the call and what do they say to you? So I had never even talked to Denver at all. But I had a lot of conversation with Jack Del Rio, who just got in the defense coordinator job there. And poor Jack. So I get a call from Denver. And I'm like, who the fuck is calling me from Denver? And I answered it. It's John L. Way. And growing up, I fucking hated John L. Way, because I was a Brett Farfan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So whatever it is, he's scraping on the phone. It's front teeth fucking horse mouth, dude. He's got a horse mouth. He does have a horse mouth. He was like, hey, don't you know he talks. Hey, bud. Yeah. You ready? You're ready to go here? Like, he didn't even know who the fuck I was. He doesn't have a clue. Like, he's just doing what they tell him to do, you know? Does he even say your full name or does he not know? No, he did. Yeah, he knew who I was. He was cool. He knew your middle name was the bottom. And then the next, not even like five minutes after that, right? I get a text message from Peyton Manning. And I was like, holy shit, Peyton Manning's texting me. And he was like, can't wait to be teammates this and that. And I was like, sweet. This is fucking awesome. And I-- but I was like, yeah, he's probably just doing what he's supposed to do. But he really is like that. Like, Peyton Manning's that dude in real life. Yeah, he did like a video. When I retired, he did an awesome retirement video for me and everything. Like, he's a fucking great guy. But yeah, man, it was like, boom, next day, I know I'm on a plane heading out to Denver like that night. No shit. I had to get on-- I didn't even get to celebrate. I was on a plane that night. I actually slept at the airport in my suit because my flight was at 6 AM. Wow. And your agents at that time, does he call you and say, hey, here's what you've got to do when you go there and then just stay healthy because we still get to send the contracts? Or do you know how much money you're getting at that pick number? No, not yet. Well, yeah. You know, you know, like, it's all slotted out. Like, you just go look at what that pick got last year at that spot. Yeah. And that's pretty much what you're going to get. Like, just a little bit more maybe. Because back in the day-- It was Colin Kaepernick the year before me at the same pick. Was it really? Yeah. Was he kneeling? [LAUGHTER] Not yet. This is pre-Afro Colin. Oh, this is-- Yeah, this was very Colin. He was still being raised by white whites. Yeah, he wasn't-- I think he's dating some, like, super extreme-- he started dating that extreme Muslim lady and she, like, turned him against-- OK, gotcha. Yeah. We needed something to be-- Smart. --interesting with her. Yeah. Yeah, but have some fun in Florida to talk about. But she's already wearing a beekeeper outfit. How much more interesting is she going to go? No, he needs to. He's like, oh, but I'm, like, black. Well, no, hit her. Yeah, well-- There you go. I mean, you're allowed to. More just wear that skull cap, like, fucking Jim Brown war. Oh, yeah. Sought old, but it gets the message across. If you're not a bitch, you don't have to say everything out loud. Jim Brown didn't say shit. No, I never said it was. He just stood there looking like an asshole the whole time. Yeah. Sure did. Sure. And then when you get there-- Well, first of all, I was fucking pissed. You were-- I wasn't a first round pick, because I felt like I had earned that, and I should have been a first round pick. And all the teams that I had talked to-- I talked to the Ravens. I talked to the Patriots, to the Eagles, and Pittsburgh. Mike Tomlin was adamant that they were going to take me with that pick. And they took David de Castro instead. Who? David de Castro, an offensive guard. Took a guard instead. And when they took that guard, the Ravens traded out of the first round. And the Patriots traded out of the first round was sort of the Broncos, all three of them. Because they knew they didn't have to waste a pick. Wow, dude. Because they all three were trying to get me. But they're like, yeah, he's going to follow the second round. So they moved on a second round. And do you keep that with you when you're playing those other teams? Fuck, yeah, the first game I played in was against the Steelers. And I was like, I'm going to fuck them up. So every time we played the Steelers, I tried to fuck them up. He even called me and apologized to me. Mike Tomlin? Yeah, he was like, I'm sorry, man. He's like, I was-- the Eagles called me. The Eagles-- I'm not going to tell you the name of the coach that was there at the time. I mean, anybody can go look and see who it was. But he called me right after the Eagles took the-- they took Fletcher Cox at 16. And he called me and was like, I was fucking pounding a table. He said, if you had a darker tan, we would have took you. That's what he told me. That was a good pick. Fletcher Cox going to Hall of Fame. Yeah, Fletcher. Yeah. I mean, he's been on the show before. Who knows? Maybe if I could have stayed in the same fucking place and we were winning the whole time, I'd be in Hall of Fame too. Yeah, right? And Fletcher, he's been on the show, boring as shit, so-- [LAUGHTER] Yeah, well, let's see. He's from the Mississippi, right? He is, yeah. He just wants to fucking hunt and shit all the time. That's it. He's a great dude. Yeah. He's a great song. I like him, yeah. And he's a great-- he was a great player. So it was a good pick. Fantastic player. But still, it pissed me off that I was-- they were like, oh, if you had a darker tan, you know, he's like-- it's just because I was the white guy. Well, Roger Goodell's walking out now with-- That's him, yeah. Did you get to me? Get down, Relent? That's now. That's Eminem. Yeah, I know. Slim Anis. That's because they're in Detroit. Slim Anis. But we know he's not the real king of Detroit. Yeah, you got Kid Rock, hit one? Oh, yeah. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. Look at that. Kid Rock is-- No, it's because it's Eminem, dude. It's Eminem. Kid Rock has done it for-- Five-foot-inch Eminem. The NFL's so fucking woke, they would never have Kid Rock. Oh, for sure, for sure. Fair. Oh, he's calling him Em, dude. Like, they're fucking old school homies, too. My dog, my homie. Holy shit. Him and Em from the screen. He's celebrating 16 years of sobriety this week. Em and Em is? Yeah, fucking Lou Rose. Rose, dude. What a piece of shit. Yeah, gross. Look at him. You've been celebrating being a quitter all the time? Well, he's also 16 years since he was good. MGK's the best white rapper there is, though. [LAUGHTER] Everybody knows that, dude. Actually, Big Heath is the best. He's a fucking fat English dude. Bigest? I swear to God, he's good. Big Heath is hilarious. I only say that because if you're not-- MGK and Eminem have beef. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he tattooed himself black. So he's not having a white guy. Only like 40% of his body. Who are these fuckers rolling out here? Mine, Hayden, Hutchins, Andes, huh? OK. I think I'm on the wrong same ground by the other. Oh, he just signed a $120 million deal. So he's rich as fuck, dude. Look at this guy. Four years for him. Great wide receiver for the lions. It's not very standard. There he is. But fucking good. Greatest running back about time, right? All time. Easy. That played on a team so shitty they made him quit. Because I can't do this. He's seven times. Joe Thomas did that too. Yep. Well, they did the Calvin Johnson. Calvin Johnson. When your team is that bad. That was Calvin Johnson. Yeah. That dark fella that walked out. Oh. Oh. The big one. Yeah. The big one. He could still play it right now. Sure can. Sure can. We can turn that volume down just to 10 for this. Did you say that's Jared Gaugh? Why are we-- He's doing Jared Gaugh. So why are they chatting for Jared Gaugh? Because they love them. They think they're going to win the Super Bowl. They're not going to win a fucking Super Bowl. I agree. I agree. Since the draft is in Michigan, we have a big announcement here. Bob, this is true, by the way, for anybody who's a longtime listener of the show. Bob, do you have the picture pulled up? Yes, yes or no. It's fine. We'll get them to Michigan. Since we are in Detroit. Today, this is real, by the way, a hard day of seltzer. I signed a three-year deal with the University of Michigan with 10% of the proceeds going to NIL to help get athletes on the field. We will be live in Michigan with these cans and then our variety packs in August. And you'll be able to buy these. This is a separate brand new flavor. We're doing brand new flavors for every single college that we get into. Mays and blueberries will be the first flavor for University of Michigan. Go Blue! National champion. All right, mean calm down. We won the national championship. They cheated. I mean, they cheated, obviously. Their coach got suspended and everything. And then he gets an NFL job. It's just insane. Every coach that-- look, it's like it's a blueprint. You cheat, and then win a national championship and get the hell out of there. Well, you got a carol wrote the book. You got to get a tattoo, though. Pete Carroll? I don't think so. That tattoo looks awful. It's the worst. It's like a prison tattoo. What the fuck was he thinking? I don't know. I don't know. You've got so many better Michigan tattoos. I know. He just picked a kid. It was like 18 years old who just tattooed for the first time. Next up, Illinois. We've signed with the University of Illinois for hard AF Seltzer as well. It's Illinois. We will be alive there in August. And that one's in all the stadiums. So we'll be in all the stadium. It's Illinois, dude. Illinois. No, Illinois. It's Illinois. Illinois. I was born there. I was born there. I was born there. I was born in pure Illinois. Are you guys hearing it? Yeah. I was born in pure Illinois. Illinois. Illinois. Illinois. Illinois. Illinois. Not Illinois. No. It's like it's warm in Illinois right now. Sure is. Sure is. Sure is. You're saying it like Rihanna, dude. Yeah, dude. That's the way it's pronounced. Oh, sorry. I've never heard anybody say that. Sorry. Us who were born there, dude, we know. Really quick. We know. Say it really quick. Illinois. Are you guys hearing it? Yeah. Yeah. It sucks. Okay. All right. Go ahead. That's what it is. Can you say milk? Milk. Right. Milk. Yeah. Milk. Hello. Western Pacific. Hello. North Westerners. So we're at the University of Illinois. University of Illinois. Those cans will be available throughout the state. Same deal with University of Illinois. 10% of the proceeds will go to L-N-I-L. It's Illinois. What? Yeah. N-I-L. Oh. Yeah. N-I-L-A-N-O-A. I didn't hear that third letter. Sure is. What? N-I-L. N-I-L. And then there was a trade that just happens. No. No. What? Or recapping last year's trade. Last year. Okay, great. Look at him sitting there. Look at him there. Jesse. He does not have his nails painted, does he? Yeah. Yeah, he's got clear polish on them. Can you hear what I mean? He's on Grindr right now. He's like, "Ugh." That's gay. Does he swipe it on Grindr? He's going to do anything to your fingernails other than chew on them or cut them off. Oh, grow up. Yep. He's got a hot girlfriend. Grow up. He's going to be a stud. I can't wait. There's a lot of... Yeah. How many high girls have you seen around Gaylords in your life? I need to see the girlfriend. Come on in. He's doing things physically right now that you couldn't dream of. I know. Yeah. Like getting fucked in the ass while I'm another dude. Look at that. First pick in the draft. Pro-lapsing. Pro-lapsing. He got a pro-laps of one of his offensive linemen picked him up by the pro-laps and fucking swung him around over his head. You could never. What's he most famous for in college? You see how much time he had in the pocket? Improvising. One, two, three. He's sacked. He's sacked right there. The NFL, he's sacked. Nah. Yeah. Yes. He's playing a D2 score right here. None of this shit. This is like... Yeah, they're playing at one double A school. All those Pac-12 things. Look, it's literally a player. He's literally just doing the home shit. Oh boy. He is, but there's no defense in the Pac-12. I'm just afraid of... I think he's... I think he's going to be good if he could focus. I'm just afraid you're going to blame any flame out he has on himself. And not the Bears. Yeah. He's got Keenan Allen and... They've ruined Justin Fields' game. They're probably going to take baller. He depends on how. So I'm going to take another player that's like him. That makes sense. He's a franchise history's Jay Cutler. It depends on how he handled it. Yeah, you know who would be a great leader. If you're surprised about it, it's his fault. Jim McMan. Jim McMan's career high in touchdowns is 14. Who cares? He won a Super Bowl, dude. Statistically, Jay Cutler obliterates actually every Bears quarterback. Coolest NFL quarterback of all time. And he got a Super Bowl. Jim McMan's the dude. You think he's the coolest? Image is the only thing Broadway Joe's the coolest? Oh shit. I always forget about it. Dude, I can smell... I can smell the pussy on Broadway Joe from here. Yeah, he's probably in New Jersey right now. Sure, sure is, dude. He was the one who asked Susie Colber for a little kiss. He's giving him a little kiss. When he was hammered with his fur cut on TV. Give me a little kiss. Good old days, right guys? Before me... I don't want to hear your names. I don't want to hear your fucking feminist liberal propaganda on my sports show. We sure don't, Jesse. I miss it. Goddamn it. You can just go ahead and grab an ass. Listen, and by the way... Grab by the pussy. They were flattered. Were they? Yes. Get over here, you dumb brag. We miss it now. We should be thankful. Gosh, because guys, it goes away. Nobody's grabbing your ass at a certain age. One day no one's going to want to grab your ass. One hundred percent. Come over here and let me have a little tea at all. I would kill for a cat at all. Oh, Cody Stone in the chat says he thinks we might have some audio of Caleb Williams hanging out with P. Daddy over there? Sure can't play that on YouTube. Can't play that on YouTube tonight. That's still in my fucking nightmare. It's a nightmare. You know those fucking cards where you can record a message on to it? Oh, and it's just... Guess what you're getting for Christmas, bitch? Yeah. Six thousand of those. Look, he acts like he doesn't want to be... I can't stand this guy. I mean, either. Look at this guy. He's like, "I can't. I have things to do." My squad's waiting for me to play Fortnite. I know. I think there's a zipper on the jacket. Look, I'm just doing what I'm up here for, which is talking about his style. You're our Kelly Osborn tonight? Yeah. But literally for a couple minutes and then I'm out of here. Don't you worry. Look at that. You see those reads? He's not running around creating garbage plays. Would you take Jayden Daniels at one? Yes. Okay. He's my father. He's the best player in the draft. I think too. He's absolutely not. I would take that defense alignment from Texas. What's his name? Murphy. Murphy, yeah. I'll take him. You know, a lot of people are seeing... Speaking of Texas, a lot of people are seeing an 80 Mitchell is going to find his way up into the top one or two, three receivers taken. I think on the big board, he's listed it like fifth or six. But for some reason, there's a lot of hype on that dude. Well, the over under is... I don't know anything about him. What's the deal with him? The over under on mybookie.com is six and a half wide receivers in the first round, which means he'll probably take seven. That's seven that's supposed to be Xavier Worthy. They've got Mitchell going somewhere in the low 20s there. So yeah. He was great. It's tough to say. Quinn Ears was kind of hit and miss. Yeah. Speaking of that, word on the street is he might be in trouble. Oh, he is in trouble. For his job? Yeah. Or just in life. For his... Because Manning is lightening it up in the spring. Arch was... Do you watch this thing in that? Yeah. He was slinging at that. Shit, dude. 350 yards. Peyton said that Cooper was the best athlete of them all. Oh, really? Yeah. No shit. What happened to him? He had a bad neck injury. Was that what it was? Yeah. Never got to play? Yep. And who's slamming shit back there? Yeah. Is it Bob already? Bob slamming his dick in the corner. That's the only way he can get off now. Well, and that happens too. The only way. Well, it's not the only way. It's just his preferred way. Let me play audio on PD and shit here. So what the fuck? So you just get mad. You shoot today. Bob's got headphones in. He's just listening to Pete. He's like, "I can't hear you. Sorry." Yeah. Listen, in football, body language is everything. And I can't stand this guy's body language. Me neither. I can't stand. Look at him. He looks like a bitch. I can't... He looks lost. I see him in the quarterback room just sitting there like, "I can't believe we lost this week again." Yeah. He's suck. He's like, "I really... If I had some good players..." His shoulders are down. Yeah, you're blaming it on everyone. Everybody knows. Body posture. But I slouch too. You know, I just happen to have... Look at the pink. Oh, pink phone. He's got a pink shiny phone. He's got all the things. Those guys are high-fiving. Why even show up right now? You knew who this pick was three months ago. Yeah. We got Caleb Williams. We're going to lose again. But why not be excited that you're there? I hate when people act like it's... Me neither. You know, it's like old hat, whatever. Do you see this? Do you see this? Only time in your life. Act like you're excited to be there. You know why it's because they already have made money. Right. And they know... I got you already. I had $7 in cash. Right. That's it. You were shoveling. I didn't even have a bank account. Yeah. Really? Speaking of that, you owe me $7. Yeah. You're still going to owe me $7. All right. The pick is in, kids. Turn it up a tad here. I wonder who it's going to be. Let's see who it is. Steve. Huge shock. Suspense. A kicker. Can you imagine? That would be fucking... Dude, take him down a notch. Oh, Caleb Williams. Now the real draft. I'm so cold here in Windy. Is that Taylor Swift? No, look at that. That's like the... What do you call it? The bootleg version of Taylor Swift. The wish.com. The wish. The emu. It's not a bad outfit. I mean, look, it's emu version. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Windy makes the bears relevant. I want an apology. Yeah, you'll get one. When that happens. When that happens. I'm sorry. You're talking to two guys who told you years ago that chat Holmgren was going to be fucking great and you laughed at our faces. We'll find out. He's played one season. He's played one season. He's played one season. We predicted his first season pretty much perfectly. Yeah. He broke his leg. He broke his little leg and he was out for these three seasons. He put weight on. He got his feelings hurt. Hasn't he put weight on? He hasn't put weight on. James. When you weigh 180... Oh, he's got that. He sounds like a fizzy man. It's easy to put weight on. Oh, finally. There you go. This is the time where he should be crying and he's not. He'll be crying on the field. Yeah. He'll be crying when he fucking gets to Chicago. Look at that. He'll be crying when he plays for four years and then he gets traded somewhere else. That's Justin Fields number two. That's a backup. Yeah. Unbelievable. I mean, that was Justin Fields. They always use number one, don't they? Yeah, they do. It's the same for the first game. No, I know. It's just ironic that that was literally Justin Fields number that he's replacing and they're like, "Oh, hey. You just put this on and get on the field today." Justin Fields is going to be taking bulk of the snaps in Pittsburgh this year. Do you think so? Oh, yeah. They just declined his option. Yeah. Well, I think it's smart. You don't pick him up. You don't pick him up. See what he can do. Yeah. See what he can do. Yeah. That's what I wanted. Don't make the mistake that the Broncos made with Russell Wilson. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Let him play a season and then pay him. Yeah, there's over here. And then it works. Don't just pay him for no reason. And it works out for him too if he goes to become a free agent after this show. I want to point out right here. I don't know if you caught this as Bears fan and you can't see it right now. There it is. He's wearing a pin right there. A button that says suck my dick. Shut the fuck up. I like. I love it. Dude. I love it. Suck my dick. It's time. Draft is here. Now the draft is on. Did you play against Russell Wilson? Yeah. What do you think? I played against him in college and in the NFL. Oh shit. What's the real story on him? He's an unbelievably hard worker. Okay. Right. He works really hard. But he is like out of touch. He used to be. He was a third round pick. You know, blue collar guy. Then he marries Sierra. Yeah. First his wife cheats on him with a teammate and then he divorces her and moves on to Sierra. He like, you know, upgrades. Yeah. And takes futures wife from him. Yeah. And kids. And talks about the kid all the time more than his own kids. He does love the kids. Yeah. It's like a little dig. He takes a little dig at him. Even though he's collecting that damn check. Fuck you. That child's a point. You know he's fine. Yeah. Private jet flights that probably paid for. It's why the future had to drop a new album two weeks ago. Yeah. He's like, I got all these kids. I got nine kids to pay for. And Russell Wilson. Yeah. Yeah. Is he like that? Yeah. But he is like, he's out of touch. You know what I mean? That's why he does things like, oh, I was, everybody was sleeping on the way to London. I was doing high knees in the, in the middle of the aisle. Oh, Chris. What the fuck do you think? It was the worst. That was the worst story. It was the most cringy motherfucker I ever seen. And that's not like, I was at the senior ball with Russ through the combine with him. So like, I got to know him. And then like, I don't know who the fuck this guy is. I don't know what has happened. He changed over night. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't say overnight. It's just like a gradual thing where they just like, he's, he, he has his own office. Like Peyton Manning didn't have his own office. In the stadium? No. In the, in the facility. Yeah. Yeah. He had his own office. Holy shit. Peyton Manning could have. He didn't want to be like. Peyton used to watch film with his helmet on in the cold tub. Like, yeah. He'd put his helmet on it because he was like, he wants to know because he wants to see the field that way. He was a fucking psycho. He would go out there. We lost that, that playoff game to the, um, to the Ravens in 2012 because it was fucking freezing cold. It was like negative 14. It was so cold. So Peyton that next off season, he would have a bucket of ice and stick his hand in a bucket of ice and hold it there for a while until it got numb and then take a snap and throw it. No fucking way. I love him. He's a fucking best person. He's a best teammate you could ever ask for. If you, um, had to pick, well, let me for a phrase that if I had to pick one guy in the NFL that would have like a diaper fetish, you know, those dudes that like to dress up as babies grow babies, I think Russell Wilson's probably the guy that does that. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Who's shooting the diaper? I think like you remember how cringy it was whenever he got that deal in Seattle and him and Sierra were landing a video. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So cringy cringy as fuck remember when he got to Denver and he bought a dog and they named it Bronco. Yeah. And then he, the let's try it. And then he bought a $25 million house. Yeah. Do you think gals out one of the dogs eyes and gave it a wooden leg and named it pirate? If not Ross, I'll do it for you, bud. Yeah. Dan's got a knife on him right there. He's got a Stonewall Skinner on him. He can do it for you right there. Show Jesse Bob, the picture of Russell Wilson and his first wife on draft night. Is this still my favorite moment in draft night history? Is that the one that cheated though? No. With a player. Yeah. Yeah. The teeth, the teeth lady. Yeah. It's not a great picture of her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There are other pictures where she looks normal, but this is the worst picture because of me. But that'll take you down a notch and fuck with you. Don't you think? She looks like a goddamn. It is the best. She looks like one of those, one of those doggies that got separated from the person that rescued it. All right. There's that. Show that Russ. Now show the Russ with his clothing company. Exactly. Show that. Show that. They compared that. He's got like a beanie on. He looks like Usher. He's trying to look like Usher. Yeah. Yeah. You just wonder, like, who are you trying to impress? Is it Sierra? Do you know what I mean? Like, is she someone that's like, you got to, you know what I mean? I think they both want it. I think it's mutual. I think they both want this limelight. They're just foam. I mean, look at this bullshit. Who's taking a picture of yourselves in church? And why are you wearing heels like that in church, Russ? I can't figure that out. Oh my goodness. He's got real prince heels. Everywhere he goes, there's like a media team with him. Like, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, taking opportunistic photos. And he's like, whoops, you caught me. Like, that's the thing about living like that? Like, that sounds fucking miserable. You know, I was talking to Travis about that with Taylor Swift. I was like, dude, what's that like being followed over? He's like, dude, we can't fucking do anything. Everywhere we go, there's a helicopter flying above us and shit. Like, it's like fucking crazy. He's like, we tried to go to a shitty zoo and they still were fucking-- Yeah. He was talking about when they wanted to go to Coachella. And they were going to wear masks. So nobody knew who they were. And it's not going to do anything. She was like, stop it. Yeah, but he does that. He'll wear a mask there. Nobody knows him. Really? Yes, because people are like fucked up and they don't-- they're not paying attention. I like that. Somebody found out that Travis was renting the house. And that got the word out. So the next thing you know is a fucking pandemonium that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey were going to be there. So then they're like, let's just go like at this point. Yeah, so like fucking let's just go. All right, Washington Redskins. We don't say commanders on this show. The pick is in here. It's Jayden Daniels. It's got to be, right? Yep. Jayden Daniels. Fuckin' better be. There you go. Jayden Daniels off the board. It's predictable. You might as well not even watch these first five picks. Ah, here's where she's going to get dicey. Who do you got a three? Wow. Poverty franchise. Poverty franchise, the Redskins. Rule remain a poverty franchise. No, they got Cliff Kingsbury's going to have a college offense. He's got Brian Robinson, scary, Terry Curtis. They sold for five and a half bill. Fuck off. Yeah, it'll be fine. The new owner is super into shit. Do we like him? Yeah. You see what he did? You just, Darryl, I like him, yeah. Oh, God, Shane Bailey said Darryl Green was the best fucking ever. That's what, what's his nuts hold us to? Yep. Fuck. The GM. No, no. Jason told me that too. Jason said that too, but I'm talking about a fucking the Minnesota sex boat. What, why can I not think it was me? Is that his girlfriend? Oh, Fred. What's his mom? Zoot. Smooth. Smooth. Fred's smooth. Yeah. That's what's smooth. We've been drinking all day. He got there, I think, or Dion came on board when Champ and Fred were already on the team, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Right before, that was after what, his stint with the Ravens or some shit. Yeah, I think so. Jayden Daniels, though, I like him as a player. I would have picked him first. Yeah, I would have taken him first. That's why I was hoping the Falcons would have gotten. He's the kind of guy that your team can get behind. You know what I mean? I don't, these fucking GMs don't pay attention to like locker room, like, psychology. Psychology is really what it is. Like, I'll never forget. They fucking started ripping our 2015 defense apart. And the first piece that they really ripped out of there was TJ Ward. And when we saw them do TJ dirty, we all were just like, fuck you. Does everybody turn behind the scenes? Yes. Yeah. We were all, it was all like, OK, now it's us against Elway. Like, fuck him. Like, that's how we felt about him. Because he doesn't give a fuck about us. Did you start wearing teeth? Just retainers. Or like, maybe like that Philly horse face? Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't think. Man, he's got a smile on him, doesn't he? That would win a Kentucky Derby. Good for you, bud. Good for you, bud. Just fucking shit-faced all the time. Drinking, bud, heavy. Dude, popping perks, I bet. Hey, Bob, I think they need your-- there's too many people agreeing up here, right? I agree. I think they need some kind of healthy debate. Bob, do you like Jane Daniels? They need the ladies off the stage. I like Jane Daniels. I think he's going to do say-- I think he's going to do well in the NFL. I do too. Man, can you have one good year? I like him. Can't wait for the fuck. I go off a personality only, so I like him. Do you hear like they always do? I mean, he had one good year. He had one good year. You know who else had one good year? Joe Burrow, shut the fuck up with that one good year bullshit. Joe Burrow's also still only had one. Yeah. When does he play? When does Joe Burrow play? That's an injury issue, not a talent issue. I just was with him. Yeah, I just was with Joe. Yeah, he looks-- he's fine. Stay in on the field to talent. It is. Yeah, it is. Staying on the field is definitely-- Chad Holmgren had a problem, so that is first year too, so. You know, and that's just how it is. Chad, I think it's Chad Holmgren here, by the way. I love Chad Holmgren. Thanks for being here. Download Crime Corner podcast. It's live right now. I know, but thanks for being up. Go ahead and get the fuck out. I can say I love you here. All right. We're amongst friends. Crime Corner. Damn it. Holy shit. Crime Corner, dude. Crime Corner. Derek, tell everybody about your podcast. Oh, yeah, the Wolf Untamed podcast. So, Ironclad is producing now. Look at you. So we're going to-- yeah, it's going to be-- we're trying to amp it up a little notch here. So it's basically a lifestyle podcast. I'm bringing people from all walks of life, and it's going to be segmentated. We're going to do cool little clips, and it's going to be about an hour long show. I got a guy named Adam Wahid coming for Mother's Day. He's a big-- he's a comedian. He's fucking hilarious. He's his sister, his best friends, and my wife. So I had that little hook up there. Then I got Peyton on the schedule. So Peyton's going to come do an episode with me. You got Peyton Manning on your fucking show? God damn. Yeah, Peyton's going to come do one. So we got some cool guests coming. It's going to be a good show. We're going to start that in May. That's awesome. Because we want to revamp it. There's episode-- my old stuff out there now. I got some good stuff right now. But as far as my YouTube channel goes, we got the podcast. We have-- we just launched my website today. Congratulations, everybody. Yeah, derkwolf.com. Go check it out. I put all my hunting episodes on there, all my podcasts on there. It is actually-- you have to show ID in Texas to get on that website. Yeah, you do. Because of all the gay stuff. Yeah, yeah. Well, you heard about our porn band here, right? Yeah, I heard about it. Pornhub. Yeah, I can't pull it up anymore. No pornhub. Ex-Hamster's down now, too. Ex-Hamster's down? Yeah, everything's down, dude. Well, fuck. Because you've been a 14-year-old kid with Pornhub. What? No. I would have-- my dick would have been just beating. I would have beat it off. None of that, but how do you live a normal life after that? I mean, how do you like-- You can't do it. But how do you like-- you haven't even had sex yet. You've watched all these pornos. But also, you don't know how to talk to girls or go and have any social experience. That's why these-- now, you know how to talk to them. Like, hey, do you need your pipes cleaned out? Or whatever the-- I don't know what to do. You want that grade today? Yeah. You want to sell this house? Is that-- I don't really watch porn now. You like to smell the tires? Is it still the tire lead-ins? Like, are they still going to-- I like scripted porn now. They're trying to-- I don't know. They're trying to do it anymore. No, they do. They do a little bit. I never watched it. I never watched it. I just would go to fast forward to where I wanted to go. Yeah, everybody else is there. And that's, I think, what kids do now. They just take their weiners out. Like, they fast forward through the conversations. The pick is in. Yeah. Pick is in for the Patriots here. Who do you think, Derek? What do you got? Jake Mayk. If it's JJ McCarthy-- I think it's going to be JJ. Come on. I hope it's got to be. They got to take a-- they need a quarterback. I hope it's not JJ, because this organization sucks without Belichick, so just like-- It would be hilarious if they-- They sucked with him. At the end. But they have had no real success without Belichick. Without Tom Brady's-- What? What? I heard that they were thinking about it because they have a couple of years to let him fucking sit, because they suck right now. So there's no pressure to get him in. Here we got-- Drake Mayk. Drake Mayk? It is Drake Mayk. There it is. Drake Mayk, all right. He's dead. Yeah, he'll be a bust and bust. He's not a blue bust. He's good. Yeah. Look at that dude. If I'm JJ, I'm happy. Yes, I'm thrilled if I'm JJ McCarthy. Yeah, I think Drake May is going to have two to two and a half good years, because he's got legs. He'll run on-- When's the last time a North Carolina quarterback was any good? Never. 1943. 1943. Guy's name was Tommy Watkins. Tommy, one-legged Watkins. I've got no idea. No idea. Drake's got some little sneakers on there tonight. That's fun and flirty for a white guy, kind of mixing it up. Skye Stankovich. The Stank? The Stank on that guy was unbelievable. I'm seeing 6'4" 223" for Drake Mayk. So they just redrafted Mac Jones. Decided now, just to take the first off. No, he's fast. Mac Jones looked like a fucking 10 pounds of shit and a five pound bag. Yeah. He looked awful. May-- he's got-- he's going to end up like Justin Fields the first few years. He's going to run all over the place, because he can do it. And he's going to have to because their team sucks. And first of all, the thing about New England is they never have a good offense line. Their offense line always sucks. They have like one good guy on their offense line, like one of them. And the rest of them suck, because they didn't have to have a great offense. Tom Brady would catch the ball and throw. Catch and throw, catch and throw. It was all quick shit. And now they-- who knows what the fuck they're going to do? Did you hear Bob Crafts called the owner of the Falcons and said not to take Bellagiek? Really? Yeah. And he said he was a fucking pain in the ass to work with and wanted too much control. And he goes, it's a nightmare. Don't say it. Oh, I believe it. I'm going to miss your coach. I believe it. He won six fucking rings. Let him do whatever he wants. Yeah, but he had Tom Brady. Well, let's let me ask you. You can't give-- like, Tom Brady proved to everyone that he doesn't need fucking Bill Belichick to win Super Bowls. He went to Tampa Bay. You played against him. Was he that good on the floor? Yes, he was. OK. Yes, because it's tough. This motherfucker was unbelievable. He had been in Fox Pro by 21 points, and they fucking came back. Like, he just-- and we were-- in the AFC Championship, again, we hit him 27 times. And that was when you could land on him still. And he still almost came back and beat us, because he is the fucking one of the top two all time. Well, Bob and I went back to the Super Bowls, and we'll start with yours, the Rams. Yeah. It was a last second field goal. I barely won that. What does he mean top two? Top two what? I'm sorry. Who's the other one? Top two. Peyton, I assume, is your other guy? Yeah, just because that's my goal. You're the other guy. But I love Peyton. Peyton, on that team though, like-- Yeah, what does Peyton do with Belichick? Come on. What does Peyton do with Belichick? I don't know. What's the second part, those are going to fuck off? But I mean, what does Peyton do with better coaching? Well, I mean, I don't think-- I mean, what's the coach? Yeah, OK. I don't think Peyton would have been good dialing his game back the way Brady was. Because you remember Brady, on two occasions, his first year with Tampa Bay and the Randy Moshear in New England through for like 5,500 yards, 50 touchdowns. They're crazy in both of those years. But for the most part, played it safe, right? Because that was his job. Well, that's what he did in the year we won the Super Bowl? Yeah. In 2015? Yeah, but he was almost dead then. Like, his neck was so fucked up. He got booed off the field in Kansas City. He got best for fucking Brock Osworth. Yeah, because he had a flat-- he had a plantar fasciitis in his foot. He couldn't even fucking walk. He couldn't throw the coach though. He couldn't throw the coach. The QB act was a great coach. Yeah, but Peyton was the-- Listen, Peyton was the fucking coach. He played for him. I think he would know over you. I'm just guessing he was the fucking coach. I'm friends with the QB act. But what he did was he took a step back that year. And he was like, look, I'm going to let the coaches do the coaching. And I'm just going to go out here and fucking manage the game. You got a Denver, you got a good line and a good running back. Those days, that's great defense. And you have the best defense to ever do it. Yeah, yeah. Next day, 85 Bears. And anybody went-- fuck the 85 Bears. They kind of played when there weren't quarterbacks in the league. Yeah. And the rules are way harder now. How about this? Fuck them. Do you think you were better than the 2,000 Ravens? Ravens? OK. Yes, we're the best ever do it. That's comparable athletic talent, I would say, not the 85 Bears. We're the best ever do it. Especially-- and I can just say, OK, in a three-game playoff series, two divisional round AFC Championship and then Super Bowl. There's three games. We played better than any defense has ever fucking done it. I was at your Super Bowl. I was in your locker room. That was a fucking beatdown. You know what Cam Newton, I still have his soul in my pocket. That motherfucker came walking by us. He came walking by us on the side and I talking shit with gold shoes on. And we're like, this guy is in fucking trouble. And we hammered him. Yeah, you guys hammered him. He quit. He gave up. If you drop the ball and the balls on the ground, you don't die for it in a Super Bowl? Fuck you. When are you ever going to die for it? You're fucked. I know. This is a pretty legit team. Brandon Marshall, Derrick Wolf, Von Miller, Shaquille, Barrett, fucking Malik Jackson, Demarcus Ware, TJ Ward. It's a pretty good team. Yeah. That's a pretty good defense. I keep to leave. I keep to leave, yeah. We actually saw it. We part of it. The Marcus Ware, Chris Harris, Jr. You didn't even say Von, did you? Yeah, I saw it. Wait, how was that Super Bowl the year before, though? Two years before that? Two years before, yeah. We were all hurt. The whole team was fucking hurt. Did you play in that one? But, yeah, no, we were all hurt. Me, Von, Chris, Ryan Cladie. I was going to say everybody was out on the defense. Fuck it. And we had the whole defense. All right. Arizona Cardinals, the pick is in. If they don't take Marvin Harrison, Jr. This is not if they take Malik neighbors. They're definitely taking Marvin Harrison, Jr. That'd be stupid, not to. Yeah. Look, if I had to pick one Hall of Famer that's guaranteed in this class, it's him. That's him. Yeah. It's him. Yeah. Even as an Ohio State guy, that's the best wide receiver I've seen at Ohio State in the last 30 years. He's amazing. He makes the game look so easy, even though it's not. And he had a terrible quarterback last year. So God only knows what he'll be able to do in the NFL. I mean, what would the only comp from Ohio State at this point would be what Chris Carter? No, I mean, shit. If you look at Scary Terry, Chris Alave, you know, Wilson-- Chris Carter is a step. Well, for now. Wilson and Alave are too young to compare. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's a tough one for this. But I mean, Chris Carter is like a top, what, five, six all-time wide receiver, probably. I mean, that's where Harrison's ceiling is in my mind. Yeah, I agree. Because he's 6'4", 220. If Chris Carter was in the league now, he would be a 1,500-yard, 1,100-- Oh, fucking yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, Jesus Christ. But the body on this guy, it's nuts. He could play in the NBA. I mean, it's just absolutely crazy. Good for Arizona. Where does that put them, though, with Kyler Murray? Do you like Kyler Murray as a player? I heard he's awful to be an awful teammate. Oh, really? And that's awful, honestly? No, I've been on his team and call duty a bunch. He's fucking awesome, dude. Yeah, maybe on call duty. He's like the coolest guy. Fuck that guy. That guy said-- If my quarterback is getting paid that kind of money, and he is fucking playing video games-- If I see you at the contract and it says, there's a contractual requirement to do your job. Like, they have to listen-- I don't want you. I don't want you. Ruben Schneider in the chat stand. Everybody that's been teammates with him that I know fucking can't stand it. They hate him. And his dad's a nightmare. Ruben Schneider in the chat stand, David Boston, Joey Galloway. I mean, there's an endless list of wider suits. I agree, though. His dad does make him quit playing call duty way earlier. Then it's so fucking annoying. Yeah, the dad will come down and be like, stop playing call duty. Socks. He sucks, dude. His dad sucks. Me, Rob, and Kyler. We're about to drop in. The Chargers are going to take more zones, right? More zones. The Brobox winner of Kyle. Kyle Frazier. Chargers, pick here. Chargers, how many hard he has his Kyle on right now? I mean, they're showing us a highlight of his dad. But look at the fucking dime that paid many drop in there. Kid me? Six. How much do you think-- I'm hoping for a trade alert to happen. Do you really want the Chargers to trade the pick? If we stick and pick, I'm thinking Joe Alt, because I think that's what's going to happen. Even though I hope we're going to go for neighbors, I think-- That's fine. If we stick and pick, we're going to get Joe Alt. Do you think Marvin Harrison Sr. has more bodies than rings? Yeah, he's killed what? Two people? He's only got the one ring. Yeah. One ring? Yeah. I think he killed two people in the car wash. He's at least killed a couple people, right? Yeah, which I love. But Peyton Manning was also stacked all those years. He had Marvin Harrison. He had Reggie Wayne, both Hall of Famers. He had great wide receivers his entire career. Plus, just because of-- But you know what, Peyton did great. He could make an average tight end great. All he needed was an average tight end. He would make them great. Julius Thomas was a fucking Portland State basketball player. That's right. And he turned him into-- he got him fucking paid. Yeah. And then he never did anything else anywhere else. Great guy, though. Well, nice guy. Nice guy. What are you going to say about? Fuck, if I'm going to ask, so I'll just ask. Was Peyton Manning really polyamorous? What does that-- I don't even know what the fuck that means. He swing? I don't know. I don't fucking-- I don't have a relationship with him like that. I don't have a relationship with him like that. I don't know. I mean, open marriage. I don't know. All right. That's the rumor. I really don't know. I mean, that's a rumor amongst a lot of fucking famous people. Come on, you are inside, dude. Yeah, but I don't know. How do you not know? Because I never had-- I'm not going to comment on something. I don't have proof. Obviously, it's a rumor. But you never saw anything that would lead you to believe that. Here's the thing. So I got to go to a Diddy party. I went to a white party. But I didn't go to the-- once it stopped at 4am, there was a house that I didn't get to go into. The freak out. I wasn't famous enough to do it at the time. So I'm like, is she glad? Well, I am now. But then I was like, god damn, dude. I wonder what's going on in there. He'd be like, we're about to train this white boy. Yeah. Is that the same with Peyton? We don't know what's going on with kidding. He seems like a normal dude. Peyton doesn't do a Diddy thing. And Peyton never-- listen, you can always tell when guys are like that, right? They have fucking girls around. And they fucking act different around girls. He was never like that. And I've been around him a lot. He's not like that. I'm telling you. I just have a hard time believing that. And whenever him and his wife are together, they're fucking awesome to be around. Yeah. It was only athletic trainers. Wait. Are you in college? Yeah. Yeah. No. No, I don't believe it either. I don't believe it either. Yeah. I'm going to say no. Peyton's a normal dude. No. He's a normal guy. There's fucking no way. Boy's on ACH, too. Well, his wife was. Good for him, dude. Yeah. Good for him, dude. Yeah. Delco hates him. Why? Because Delco's a Philly fan. And like, Philly said, oh, fucking Philly's so fucking lame. Fuck Philly. Let's go. Fuck Philly. I have no issues with Denver, except fuck Denver. Yeah. Philly can just eat it. Just a fat dick. How'd you like playing there? Oh, it's so stupid and boring. What, Denver? No. Oh, Philly. I agree Denver is stupid and boring. Austin in the mountains. No, in 2018, I got the worst ass. The year they won a Super Bowl, they beat us so fucking bad it was disgusting. And Philly, it was the worst beat down ever. What was the score? Oh, fuck. A thousand and nothing. Was it really? It was a big dick neck. They put their backups in, dude. I've never had that happen to me. In a playoff game? No, in a regular game. Oh, shit. And just a very-- we were terrible football team. What? And I think Carson Wentz was hurt. So they had-- I don't know if it was a big dick neck. Yeah. It just was a fucking beat down. What year was that? 18? Yeah. Yeah, look at us. That's why I hated it. And Jason's bitch ass fucking tackled me from behind. I'm about to get a TFL. He tackled me from behind. And he still won't admit it. Really? I can't find the fucking footage. That's great. What the game's on? We'll try to find it. Game's on NFL. Hold on. Who are the Chargers going to take? Wow. It's even one of the 23, by the way. 51 and 23 is how bad you got to be. Yeah. That's a beat down. In the NFL, Carson Wentz. That is a fuck. Yeah, he did play. What did Carson Wentz do to Derrick Wolf? Four touchdowns, but less than 200 yards. Yeah. Wow. They ran the fuck out of the ball. Jay, Jay, he had, like, something like that in yards. Oh, Chef forgot about that guy. Jay, he, or whatever his name is. Yeah. They got him from Miami, right? Yep, Miami. It's still going to be a trade pick. Okay. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick is in. Pick is in. Who they take? It's a trade to be a trade. They're going to take a defense lineman or an offense lineman. All of Garden with tomorrow is going to be Joe Alt. They've got Palmer and who came from Tennessee a couple of years ago. And they have Quentin Johnson from TCU last year, so they're not desperate for a receiver right here. It's Jim Harbaugh. They're going offensive. I think they're going offensive. Yeah. And also Herbert, you know, he's a great quarterback. He's a good quarterback. He'll be fine. Yeah. The games are one in the trenches. They're going O-line D-line. Yeah. Harbaugh knows. And honestly, that's how Michigan got over the hump. Yep. It was not on skill position. No, it was up front. They're holding people up front. Yeah. Offensive and defensive line. That's where the game is. I'm telling you. It is. And by the way, Georgia, that's the way they spend all their NIL money is offensive and defensive line. No names everywhere else except for Brock Bowers, who Brock Bowers could go in the top 10 tonight. Hey, put some respect on lab, dude. Think about the guys that have come out of Georgia in the last couple of years. Ben Cleveland is one of the biggest motherfuckers I've ever seen. Absolutely. But they just don't spend money on receivers or running backs. They don't need to. I know. Because if they have these giant offensive line, they'll just fucking move people. Yeah. And the first round D line that are starting in the NFL now. And they'll probably be in the National Championship this year. Georgia? Yep. Yeah. Really good chance. I don't think Michigan is going to be there. It'll be there in Ohio State. Ohio State bought everybody in the offseason. Yeah. They got the money. They sure do. That's why Nick Saban was like, "I'm going to fuck out of here." No. He didn't want to do it. He didn't want to do it anymore. Oh, now people are screaming out Brock Bowers for the Chargers. He's not Bowers, he's too expensive at five. Well, let's see. The last tight end to go, top five was Kyle Pitts to Atlanta, and that turned out. He's great. But he's never had a quarterback. Oh, he'd be great. Desmond Ritter at Cincinnati. You know, you're that big and athletic dude. Just throw the fucking ball in my area. Desmond Ritter just couldn't throw the fucking ball, dude. He'd be extremely too expensive and he would immediately be one of the top five to ten top paid tight ends if we pick him right now. Look, I get it. Kyle Pitts had 90 times. Yeah, but you've got him on a rookie contract. 53 receptions. 53 receptions, but Desmond Ritter responds to him. That makes him still a top five. 90 targets. All right, the pick is in. Pick is in. Pick is in. That's the only reason I'm saying. Pick is in. That's the only reason. Kyle. Kyle. Look, you can't just give a guy a bunch of heart AF and... I don't know, he's making sense. Joel. Joel, you called it, Kyle. Congratulations. That's what I thought. Whenever you draft an offensive lineman in the first round, none of the fans get amped. Look at Joe Walt. He's not even amped. He's like, look at this. Look at this guy. Oh my God. That's Anne Frank. That's... No, I think she's cute, but I'm just like, she looks like she's done. That's the whole damn Anne Frank, dude. Look, it looks like she is. That's a Mormon family, for sure. Nobody's saying anything. Are the Germans underneath the floor? Are the Germans below? Is that his dad? Yeah. His dad playing a fucking NFL. Yeah. John Altz. Look at that big motherfucker. I like him. Big John Altz. I used to put fridges on my back and deliver them throughout the neighborhood. We used to block with our forearms. He went to Notre Dame, so they probably cut the holics. Sure are. Yeah. I mean, that's what they said. It's a different kind of weird. Gotta get touched before you start playing ball, dude. He's six... Almost six, nine, 320 pounds. Look at this. Look at him. Piece of beef. He's going to control Altz. Delete when he blocked. Wow. His 40 was 5-0-5. Wow. He's got length. I'll chop the shit out of those arms, bud. Yeah. They're showing that game against Ohio State, which they lost. Dan and I were there. Athletic. Let's see what kind of athlete he is. Pulling. Getting around. Seal. Nice. Barry and Gland on him. I like him. He keeps his feet under him really well. Hey, by the way, Quentin Nelson out of Notre Dame, one of the best offense lineman I've ever played against. That guy's a fucking animal. He's very good. He's six, eight and a half, and he weighed in at the Combine at 320. They're going to crank him up another 25 pounds, probably. No. No. You don't need to. You don't need to? No. You think so? No. You got to think we're playing more games, and you're going to have to be able to move fast. You're blocking guys like Mika Parsons. Yeah. You're blocking guys like Von Miller. Absolutely, it's bad. You're not blocking. That's what it's all about. Look at him hugging him. Hugging him in Frank too. Holy shit. You want your left tackle to be athletic. He's got to be athletic. Well, you're playing an extra game this year. Jesse, you're laughing about Anne Frank there. I'm worried. No, no, no. I'm laughing at like Bob's type. Oh, white guys. Where's he from? Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a 19 minutes. Minnesota. Bob's type is 19. Yeah, they're all kids up there. A lot of whites up there. Look at that. And there's a lot of corn eating in that Alt family. He's from North Oaks, Minnesota. Minnesota, his nickname in college was "Control Alt Delete." Bob said that. Bob said that's made it like five minutes ago. Did he really? Yeah. He didn't acknowledge. When he blocks, it's a "Control Alt Delete." Oh, my bad, Bob. I'll give you credit for that. No, that's terrible. You should both. We'll love it. You should both not take credit. The fact that I did know and we both said the same joke, I'm all in on Bob tonight. Okay? Great minds. Can I say Jim? He's looking good. Jim's looking good. Yeah, but we got a bunch of different factors going on, because I also don't want Homeboy to blackout going for the record today. He's already leaning on the wall right now. I don't think he was. I think you peer pressured him. By the way, now we're at the Giants, and the Giants have been talking to Pennics, and they've been talking to JJ McCarthy. You're kidding. Any chance, by the way, that the Giants trade their entire team to Jacksonville, just to get rid of them? I think they should shut down the franchise entirely. They might do that with this pick. Can you do that with this pick and just shut down your entire franchise? We've decided to end the team. I mean, Daniel Jones is just such a letdown. He was a letdown before they paid him. What the fuck? Here's my question. Which one of the Mara sisters, the actresses, inherits the team? Rooney or Kate? Kate's the more successful one, I think. No, Rooney is the most successful one, but Kate? Why is that Kate? She's on some new series now, right? You have a movie. But Rooney looks like Emo. No, she was the girl with the dragon tattoo. They're making another dragon tattoo girl movie. Is it with Daniel Craig again? Oh, look at this. JJ McCarthy. The best quarterback in this draft. Five-bar winner. Oh, my God. I don't know why he was wearing a black sequin outfit in that other video that we saw. I'm not smart move. Not going to the draft, too, bud. Yeah. You think so? Well, he wanted to only be around white people. But he's in Michigan. He's still in Michigan. Because he wouldn't be a good first round pick. So I'd always stay there, too. But who is this guy? Malik Neighbors. Oh, and he just has Leak on there on his chain. Look at that. He already does, dude. Leak, dude. Yeah. How do you not go leak it? Like, Giants have no one. Yeah, but who's going to throw to a receiver? Yeah. What are they going to do? I mean, they're going to ruin him like they ruined OBJ. I mean, OBJ is going to ruin it. You're saying ruin it. He ruined himself like getting shit on. He like to get pooped on. Yeah, he did. Wait, who like to get shit on? OBJ. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I forgot about that. Dude, boy. Lot of hot curls. That's not going to be athletic. If you what? That's six nine almost, right? Yeah. He'd be athletic. LeBron James is six nine. He's the best athlete in the world. He'd chop the arms. Exactly. Don't let him get his hands on. All right. The pick is in here for the Giants. Who do we got? Oh, wow. They did take Malik Neighbors. Holy shit. Oh. Doubling down on Danny Dimes. Wow. Got to give him weapons. Yes. No, he's had, boy, he had sick blood. Barkley. Ah. Oh, man. Never. I love this. I love this. The Giants fans are so pissed off right now. How was Dallas? You're not better this year. No, Giants fans love this. Their defense was fast. The defense is the worst in the entire. Yeah. You have your quarterback and your receiver going in a top five. Oh, they have another receiver that's going to go top 10 or 15. Because the defense was asked. Who cares? Run the score upon them. They did. They tried. Tried to. Tried to. Oh, my God. You can't win ever. You can't track me, essentially. I can't believe they fucking took a wide receiver away. Also, every big moment you didn't Daniel's choked. He's still choked in every big moment. They lost three games. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. He had a terrible defense there. Terrible defense. LSU. You know what? All the SEC, the terrible defense left you. Disgusting route. That was the slippers fucking great. How was that fucking game against Florida State? The first game of the year you named? Yeah. How was that? He was fucking awful. It's the first game of the year. But he's got to win it. That's a huge game. Against another national championship contender. You got to win that game. There's no excuses. You would be power topping for Caleb Williams if he lost that first game. You would be topping him. He sure would. He sure would. Caleb Williams. What do you think Titans are going to do? Bama, he threw for 400 yards and four touchdowns. Got hurt in the third quarter. The Titans probably take a quarterback now, right? No. They got what's his face from Kentucky? Well, they're not actually going to take him. I think they like him. I think they like him. I think they like him. I think they're going to take the QB. Yeah, I don't think they're going to take him. Well, then probably Romo Dunsey or one of the receivers. I think he has 80 Mitchell maybe, one of those guys. I see him taking a receiver. So Dunsey with Hopkins, not bad. They're comparing him to Jamar Chase. Yes. Yeah, he's good. He's pretty fun. He's one of the best route runners. I will say this. So the one LSU game I watched super closely was the one against Missouri this year. And it was a track meet game. Like it was to the end. They were scoring on each other constantly. And as good as Jaden Daniels is, the whole time I just kept thinking like Malik neighbors, more than anyone else. Malik neighbors looks different than everyone else on this one. Yeah. Yeah. He's very good. LSU just didn't have a defense this year. They really could have competed for National Championship. Their defense was horrific. I think neighbors also led the nation and Yak. I think. I'm pretty sure he did. That's not surprising, but. I would just say like every time it was just like, dude, he was like, it was a literal man amongst boys situation. Like he was just bigger, faster. I mean, look at Jamar. Like this is the NFL. Look at him breaking away from people to compare him to that. So see. That's what Jamar Chase looked like in college though. Yeah. Very similar. I mean, that was why he was in the conversation of hop in Marvin Harrison because of his ceilings probably bigger than Marvin Harrison's. Well, yeah, Marvin Harrison will probably stay healthier and be and have more hundred and thousand yard, hundred catch thousand yard seasons. Like Mike. What the fuck? Well, it depends on your quarterback though. I mean, we're seeing it with with Garrett Wilson and Chris Olave, like Mike Evans. Mike Evans. Yeah. Yeah. The neighbors could be. Tyree. Get the same body as Mike Evans. I don't think neighbors is as fast as Tyree kill. These guys are like, nobody's as fast as Tyree kill. Except for Xavier Worthy. Yeah. Apparently. Exactly. 421. And I think he'll go at the end. So I've got him on my bookie.com. Again. What is he? A corner. He grows wide receiver for Texas. Double your first deposit up to a thousand dollars. I picked. He's going to the Chiefs with the last pick in the first round. So he is a very much an Andy Reid type of pick. Yeah. I mean, they already have Hollywood Brown to pair Worthy up with him. That'd be a great one of those guys is going to be available. You would think 80 Mitchell or him or fucking somebody is going to be available right there. Yeah. And then look. He's got his suit open there. What has he got there? He's teammates. It's a bunch of pictures of, you know, him. Yeah. Those are not as teammates. Such as him. Oh, it's just him. Good for him, dude. You want somebody who's so confident with self. Oh, what's inside your jacket? Oh, just me. Is this me? Yeah. No, I think it's his mom. Could be. What if it was every Harvey, whatever the fuck movie ever? Harvey Weinstein. Harvey Weinstein. Like, it was just everyone's like, I'm just a really big Harvey Weinstein for every girl that accused him. Yeah. Every actress that accused him. It's like all the mug shots. Like that. I sure do. It's got all my baby pictures in it. Yeah. Everything that I've done important my life. Every achievement you've ever. Yeah. And then I've got I've also got a Harvey jacket, but it's Lee Harvey Oswald and it's just shots of him right before he killed JFK with my face on his. Allegedly. Allegedly. Well, look, I've always wanted to be, you know, some sort of some sort of assassin or something like that. So you got a that's the one that I didn't see what really happened. Same. What really fucking happened. Drone footage. Yeah. That's all I want to see in heaven. If it exists. Yeah. Like, hey, let's go and show me the. Can you give me a playback of what really happened? Yep. Was there a guy on the grassy gnaw? Was there? That's all I want to know. People are too afraid to admit the truth. Defense. I mean, Lee Harvey Oswald had magic bullets. Yeah, sure did. Yeah. Did his bullet stop and go another direction then continue on and I probably shouldn't say this out loud. Oh, I know. God. I've been drinking a lot of water today, so the rumor mill in the back end of the Trump campaign is that he's definitely going to release those JFK files the moment he gets in on. Yes. That's great. That's what he's telling the donors. Really? At least. It'd be great. No, he kicked them down the road. And he said he did. He kicked them down the road and he said he goes, Hey, if people knew what was in these fucking things, they would revolt. But now he wants to get rid of the CIA. So which is what's going to happen. There's still people that work at the agency that are responsible for killing the president. And that's what I heard. Yes. That's that's a fact. Yeah. What do you mean, how? They're like nine. They're like 80, 90 years. 60 years ago. Yeah. They're still working. Do you think that RFK would release them? Um, maybe. Oh, yeah, probably. They'll never let him in. No. I mean, why? But he's nobody is going to vote for that guy. Did you see? He was like, I'm not going to. Like your guns. Yeah. But then he said like two seconds. He said like two seconds after that that if Congress sent him a bill banning us all weapons, yeah, what's on that? Because Congress did it. It was like, no, your job is to be separate branches of government. And one checks the other. You stupid fuck. Um, anyways, no, not. He's excited. My sports got. Yeah. He's not getting in. It doesn't matter anyways. They're actually working there, but people that are still alive. Yeah. They're alive. They're alive. Yeah. Yeah. And then family members of people who are on that op allegedly are still working for the agent. This sounds like a like an origin film like RFK is like trying to revenge his uncle and his dad. It'd be fucking awesome. He becomes president and has every like everyone's family is killed. What a big. He gets assassinated first day. Sir Ian. Sir Ian is still alive. Yes. He'll kill that guy first. Sir Ian. Sir Ian. He was like, I don't know. He's a MK ultra bud. Like this guy has no clue that he even killed anyone. Doesn't matter. They wouldn't let him out. He was up for parole the other day. Yeah. Of course not. Yeah. Let out Hinckley. Yeah, but they didn't let out Kuzinski. Another MK. Hinckley was in MK. They don't want anybody. Kuzinski was in this guy. Kuzinski is a verified MK ultra guy. He graduated high school at 15 and he went to Harvard to start his mathematics undergraduate degree at Harvard and they were dosing him up with LSD the entire two years he was there. You know what else? That's like without telling him. You know what else? Yeah. But if you knew about it, that'd be dope as far as it would be. Yeah. It's just in your water. Yeah. It's like a. As far as I'm concerned. Big control to. Ted Kuzinski is a verified whiner. What's he whining about? Oh, my life is still hurt. I got to bail bombs to people because that's how I get it. He was trying to save you from all this technology. Yeah. He's like, then bomb the technology. He's basically Luddite Jesus. Yeah. He just couldn't find the internet to bomb it. That's not how the internet works. Oh, fuck. Who's up next here? The Titans, the pick is in here. Who cares? Oh, Dunze is on there. You care. Who cares? The most irrelevant franchise in all sports, the Tennessee. They're going to shock your mind. They're kidding. They're a terrible franchise. They are one of several teams planning big park overhauls right now. I think Chicago is really close to getting theirs approved by the city now. It's $5 billion. Yep. What was the vibe on playing for the Titans when you were in the league? The vibe went. Hang on. Pick is in. Pick is in. Titans select. Doo doo doo doo. Offensive tackle. That's a tackle. Go on. Good. Yeah. But like, well, it's just because to a fan, it's the most boring fucking franchise. They're not real. I don't know. Derek Henry was an animal, right? Still is. Still is an animal. But it was never like, I don't know. We just never were that worried about him. So it's the same. Yeah. It's like a... I was so sorry. If we just shut Derek Henry down, then it's like... Yeah. So they're... It looks like he's already big. We're not worried about Tana Hill and fucking whatever that. What's the other dude from Oregon? What the fuck was his name? Oh, Mary Oda. Marcus Marioda. Yeah. Marcus Marioda. Yeah, he's in Vegas. They came out of the game and they put Tana Hill in. Yeah. And we blew him out. Well, they've got... We were not very good. And the Falcons were like, let's start him. Let's start him, dude. They've got Pollard, Calvin Ridley and D-Hop. I guess they're just going to stick with that offensively. I guess. I mean, they're so boring. Yeah, but they really weren't that boring. They weren't that boring. They had a good defense. They had Derek Henry just like fucking mowing down every defensive back. Wait, where's Derek Henry now? Baltimore. That's right. Which Baltimore is going to be a fucking problem with him. Oh. A problem. Dude. I'm not sure if I even throw the ball in that offense. Just run a triple option with him and Jackson. Yeah, we'll see whatever else is. Well, first of all, Derek Henry's only good if you get him to the second level. So you've got to get him past the D line. Yeah. Because he's not hard to tackle. Like, he's not that... As a D line man, he's too tall. Yeah. But for DBs, he's a fucking nightmare to tackle. Yeah. Because he's bigger than them. Just stiff arms. So what's the point in being too tall? Like, he's easier to see, more to grab, or... He can't stiff arm. He can't put his hand out and like shove me away. Okay. You know what I'm saying? I'm running right through his fucking... If he sticks his hand out, try to do that. I'm running right through his arm. Run through a motherfucker's face. Yeah. Run through a motherfucker's face. Yeah. And Atlanta Falcons, the pick is in here. So my bets online on mybookie.com, promo code drinkingbrows.com is your first deposit of $1,000. Is Dallas Turner? I've got Dallas Turner going to Atlanta out of Alabama. Judge Russia. Falcons need defense. Falcons need defense. How many years did you sign Kirk Cousins to? Four, five, too many. J.J. J.J. No, not a prayer. Kirk Cousins is there. Yeah, they're not going to take a quarter. They're not going to take a quarter back. Let them learn. Yeah. Learn from the math. Let him learn. Draft him in the seventh round where he should go. That's where he should go. Who's that little kid in their partying with a suit on, dude? Put that kid in the rest of the J.J. Yeah. Arthur Blanks. Great grandchild. Always black. He might have adopted it. What is your worst nightmare, Ross? What's that? What's your worst nightmare with this pick? It's a J.J. It doesn't-- yeah, it would be J.J. McCarty, but it doesn't exist. We got Kirk Cousins. Your worst nightmare is just being bored, I guess. No, I mean, look, Dallas Turner, we actually need. So I hope it's him. I wanted Malik neighbors. If you fell to them, he's not there anymore. Kyle Pitts, we already have, so you can't get Brock Bowers. Rome. You want Rome? Rome. I look, Rome would be fun. These guys could go. Defense. They could go D-line. Yeah. I think he's good. I think you could go defense. I mean, I think that's the move. Well, I've already bet it. So I bet it on my book. Dallas Turner's the way Pitts, and that's the way I think. And I picked that, I don't know, three weeks ago on the show, so we'll see. Right now, J.J. McCarty didn't go top five, like a lot of people thought he would. I don't know where he falls to now eventually. Where's the Viking? Vikings didn't trade up like we've-- But where are they? They're stolen. 11? Yeah, they're stolen. But Minnesota, Minnesota is taking him no question. Because the phone ain't ringing. I wouldn't be shocked if the Jets took him, too, even though they have the 10th pick, because Rodgers is there for a year, maybe two more, right? Yeah. I think they've got to do something. They do, but they've got to do something. Maybe they take a quarterback in the second round, but I don't know, if you get to a point and there's a fucking national championship winning quarterback available, it's kind of hard to look past that and take an offensive lineman. Pennix is wearing glasses inside also. He doesn't want anyone to see his eyes because he's shitting himself. Because he doesn't know where he's going to go. Those are from the Eclipse. What if I fall? What are you thinking about that time? Levis. Who was that Brady Quinn? Oh, yeah. Falls all the way to the second round? Dude. Levis did that last year. Levis did that last year. He thought he was there. He was a sweating and eating mayonnaise for three and a half hours. There's Arthur Blank. Mayonnaise and bananas with the peels on him. He's shit. Arthur Blank. Which, solely based off of DEI this year, he was already our coach three years ago and went four and eleven. Thank God he brought him back. I mean, it's not like your white coach did any better. Well, Bella said... You know, they did that with the fanship. They did that with the fanship. They did that with the fanship. They did that with the fanship. They did that with the fanship. And Denver. Yeah. And he wasn't allowed to make any decisions. It was insane. Really? Yeah. He told me. He's like, I'm not allowed to make it. I can't. I'm sorry, dude. I'm not allowed to make it. But Bella said he was sitting there. Like, what are you doing? Yeah. Because the fucking NFL is woke. I know. It's a woke show. I know. Look, it's a... And we... He was our head. And they're lucky that Travis started dating Taylor Swift or they were going to fucking... Oh my God. Burn. That exploded to the NFL. Who is that back there? Somebody on the mic. Just people squacking. I was saying that it looked like the dick is in. But the pic... Oh, the dick is in also. Yeah. Yeah. For the Falcons, we'll see who that is. Here we go. Look at this. Look at you. Dallas just did a couple of key moments backstage. He's like, "I can't wait to get in my private jet." JG's a cutie patootie. All right. My lifetime healthcare. Yeah. Piece of shit. JG. JG. Not a press. JG. JG. Oh no. Oh my God. JG. Oh my God. JG. Oh my God. JG. Oh my God. JG. Oh my God. JG. Oh my God. Oh my God. JG. Oh my God. Oh my God. JG. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. You could have waited around. Dude, this guy's body's already beat to hell. You're gonna let him sit behind somebody and be a practice squad guy. That is why we're the worst fucking franchise on the face of the earth. I said it before. I've said it a thousand times. Hold a higher fucking DEI coach. You could have had a balance check. You just paid a guy with a rough shirt of kiddies who's 40 years old, $180 million. Then you go with this piece of shit who's fucking shocked and the goddamn national championship couldn't throw the fucking ball to save his life. With your eighth pick? That was a couple of quarter back. You just paid $180 million? Fuck you, Arthur Blank. Fuck this whole franchise, dude. Goddamn it. I didn't want to drink this fucking shit tonight. No, I've got to. Clip it. Fuck. Put the barrel in your mouth. Just leave them to the fucking... Hey, Arthur Blank. Watch the glasses. Watch the glasses. Watch the glasses. Watch the glasses. There's so many fucking people out there. Like a tonight dude. We're using a real fucking gun in their mouth. Thank God. This tequila's here. Jesus Christ. Good night, sweet prince. Oh my God. Here's my question. Would you have rather had JJ McCarthy? Yeah, I know. Is that what I wanted? Yes. So awful in the national championship. You're going to draft a quarterback. Why would you just got 80 torn ACLs, MCLs. Oh my God, dude. This is the worst. He's like 25 years old. He's Kirk Cousins age. He's right at six. I wonder how many MRIs and X-rays you had to do with the combine. Because every little injury you have, the X-ray and MRI it. Why would you pay? You've got to hit in that guy. You're paying an eighth round pick. It's fucking crazy. You just dropped 180 million on a quarterback and you're going to pay this fucking guy? He could have. He could have been a free agent. He'll be 20. Yes. He could have seriously. He'll be 24 May 8th. Great. Which means by the end of this four year deal, he'll be 28 years old. Jesus Christ. Dude. Now to be fair in his defense, and I think it's technically a five year deal. This was shit. But you remember how much money I lost in that game, right? Yeah, yeah. I lost $5,000. I'm just saying like you were yelling and you didn't. And it's awful. You were yelling though. You didn't even get to watch his highlights at Indiana and how electric they were. That was in 1943. It was in 1943. This is a six year. It's six years. Yeah. Yeah. Those are prohibition arrows. Touchdowns. I don't think those count anymore. Goddamn it, man. Are you fucking? This is the worst. This just happened. Is this the worst hit ever? It was just for us. It's like it was done for the show. But it was done for the show. The fuck is going on here? I've been trying to manifest J.J. McCarthy. I'm not going to lie. Me too. Maybe I was this off. This is worse. Maybe I just said the N word too much this week. This is worse. Well, I hope that J.J. McCarthy falls down to what is it? I think Denver's a 12. Look at that shock, everybody. I'm sorry. Look at that shock. I don't think he's a panel. Hang on. What does he say? What does he say? I don't think McCarthy is going to get by the Vikings to be honest. Is this fucking weasel? Yeah. Oh my god, torn, dislocated, torn, dislocated, non-throwing shoulder, torn ACL, separated shoulder. The health problems. He's right ACL twice. Yeah. But then two years. The health problems are the worst part, but it really can't be understated. How bad he was missing open receivers in the national champion because he was nervous. Awful. Yes. He was nervous. Just nerves. That was it. He had plenty of time to throw. I don't know if Michigan should have won that game. God, my phone is just fucking blowing up. I mean, it's just melting to the ground. Oh, we got a gare bear here. Let's get gare bears here. Get out. You're bringing drugs? You're bringing any drugs? Gare bear? Now's the time, dude. Now's the time. Take that mic back there. Gare bear. Okay. Yes. He's swiping. Holy shit. That's the worst pick of all time. Oh, the bear's pick is in. They were like, holy shit. Somebody took Pennix? Well, fuck this. Oh, Dungee, maybe. Why not? That's who I would take. Got to get Caleb Williams. Yeah. Oh, Dungee. Rome. Get Rome. Oh, look at that. Nice. Loading up. Congratulations, Bears fans. Yeah. Rome and Caleb Williams. If you are going to draft Caleb Williams, Derek, but if you are going to do it, you've got to get him a receiver. You've got to get him a good receiver. Now he's got Keenan Allen. Right. He's got G.J. More. Keenan Allen is a fucking dog. DJ Moore. DJ Moore. He's got fucking Roma. Dungee. Great. He's got an offensive line look like. Dog shit. I don't know, but he's got a cold commit to it. He's got a shitty offensive line. Yeah. So they need to spend some money in the off season, which they have not yet. What's your fucking problem? Yeah, Gary Bear. What? You're sober. Your eyes look like they're not on the right level. Gary. Have you met Gary before? Well, it's biggest. No. He's not the world's biggest piece of shit. No, not anymore. I did. I'm sober. Trade. No, I really am. I got sober, dude. I know you did. But you're on drugs. Trade alert. Yeah. We've got a trade. We've got a trade. Is it JJ? They've got to be. It's got to be. It's got to be what they did. They're trading up for JJ. It's got to be. Trade up for JJ Vikings. It's got to be what it is. Holy shit. Oh, people in the shadow are giving us money. How's Ross handling this? Because what is this? $200. Crackers. Is this $100? Just pick $11. The end hype. The shotgun. Yeah. Because they know that Denver will take him at $12. So they had to move up. Crackers. This game is $100. It's at Ross with size Jersey. I'm going to get you a jersey. Keep the shotgun away from Ross. Keep a math away from Ross. Keep fentanyl away from Ross at the panic pick. If I had all of it here, guys, I'd OD live on air. At least YouTube would take the block off for like an hour and let the views roll in. I could Logan Paul this shit and be like that Japanese dead dude hung in the forest. Holy shit, dude. Man. And the Bears have had a dream draft so far. No. It's been a dream for him. Yeah. Except for Caleb Williams. He's fucking terrible. Well, look, but if you are going to commit, you commit to him and then get him a running wide receiver and maybe he can be like maybe his all those having those cool receivers around him. Yeah. That might like lift him up a little bit of spirits Gary's still going to lose it. He's a fucking loser. Yeah. He kind of drugs you on tonight. Dude, I'm just here. Nice and so cold. Sober. Gary, your face is so red. Well, it's amphetamine and there's sobriety as is the best type of sobriety. I quit drinking. I quit doing ketamine. I quit doing pills. I quit doing squits. I'm a bit cigarettes. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to die. You look at me like that, Dan. You look like you're about to peel your own fucking face off. What are you talking about? You know what I'm talking about? You don't know what I'm talking about. Let me see your pupils. Let me see your pupils. Yeah. You're, you're, you're fucking safe. Yeah. It's just the size. Dad is juiced. I look good or what? Dad. I'm a juiced over here. I drove a hundred all the way down. What is that? Fucking. Yeah. See you tonight. Yeah. I got it. I picked this guy. I heard Bernal. I picked him up from the airport earlier and he was like, I'm ready to go. And then like, I think I scared the shit out of him in the car, dude. Yeah. You're the shit out of me. I don't worry about it. I'm on speed. What when you're smashing up Adderall and sorting in the car? Yeah. Right off the dash. We're back. So let me go over here. What's the deal? Jerry crashed a rental car with a stripper the other night and then she got out on and started twerking on the hood of it. Okay, first of all, were you not driving? I was not driving, dude. So this way, my new girlfriend, the waitress, she's not even a stripper. She's a waitress at Palazzio and she's like, hey, we're going to go do this about Palazzo. Like the hotel? No, the strip club. She's a strip club waitress. You got me some fucking slack, man. I just wanted to clarify because you were trying to distance her from the strip club. It turned out she's she's an employee there. I bet you're real fun at parties, you piece of shit. So when she picks me up, her friend's driving, she's clearly Mexican. She says she's Polish. I say, you're not Polish, you're Polish shit. She's a woman. You can't trust him. So she's driving down the street and I'm like, you're not from Poland. You're trying to appropriate our culture. She's turned around. She's like, I'm fucking Polish. I said, speak Polish. She turned around and goes, moopity, beepity, pop crashes the car, dude, blows the fucking wheel up. And I said, hey, look, let's make the most of the situation. Get up on the hood of a car and shake your ass. She starts twerking with a thong on and he puts it on Instagram stories. Snacks is the car into a fucking pole and then she jumps in the hood. Yeah, but that part of that is just evidence for the insurance claim. Yeah, we're just hilarious by the way. He's doing two things. She did. She did. Me later. It was like, hey, my insurance company is looking into this, can you delete that? Yeah, dude. But anyway, so this is why I'm here today. I want to talk about why women shouldn't have been able to have driver's license. Sure. And also potentially not even vote. Yeah. What do you think about that, Bob? Get rid of the stuff for Jacks. Get rid of the stuff for Jacks is what he's saying. Yeah. Falcons just drafted Michael Pennix. I'm taking another shot out of the rifle here, which was just firing up on my fucking dome. Yeah, tequila, please. Grab that Taramana by the rock. Okay. Yeah. With a little ice. By the rock. You want club soda? Yeah, a little club soda. You guys got. Yeah. You got some rocks. You want some? Don't you? Get me a light bulb, please. I still talk to the community. I smoke rocks, Joe Rogan. Pull the trigger, bitch. There we go. So look, I'm a bangles. Relax your throat. Relax your throat. Yeah. You don't know what I'm talking about. They don't, they draft 18th. So they haven't done shit yet. They haven't got it. Oh, hey. The headlines are echoing. Headlines quickly. Falcons surprise. So let QB panics with the number 8 pick, you think? I couldn't be any more fucking surprised in my head with Son of the Goddamn carpet right now. Jesus Christ, dude. Unbelievable. Viking's pick. Is there anything it's JJ? It's got to be. What are these? Lucy, go ahead and help yourself. Well, nicotine. Yeah, nicotine. It'll help you to calm yourself from the cocaine you're on. Just a better means for me. Well, I started getting a bunch of tattoos too. Look at this dude. Oh, look at that. Look at that. Look at that. They're all random too. Whoa. You went in there to say give me the contact book. Yeah. The plan is to prepare myself for prison. Yeah. Well, he's on his way. He's on his way. You should probably get a low back tattoo then. Uh-oh. JJ's smiling. Wow. JJ's smiling right now. He's smiling. Yes. Is that his girlfriend or is that his sister? She's got big arms. Uh-oh. Yeah. She's like a swimmer. Yeah. Oh, she's racking. Girlfriend? No. She looks like her sister. I think it's girlfriend. He's holding some water. Dude, that guy needs to teach her how to be on camera. You know what I'm saying? His like mom. He's fucking good. Look good. I can't even say anything. I'm standing. They all look good. He's like the guy who's going to have a -- be a divorced for me. Yeah. Like, she's probably going to bang a teammate or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, JJ's just so serious all the time. And, Jess, do you think it's the white family jeans right there? Is what you're saying? It's the white jeans? You don't just think like you -- with that kind of ilk, you can't really tell if it's sister or it's, you know, girlfriend. Yeah. And that happened to Will Levis last year, exactly. Yep. Same thing. Will Levis, his girlfriend and his sister were identical last year. His girlfriend and his sister and his mom all looked exactly the same. They called being efficient, asshole. Yeah. I'm not. Why do you need three different things? I'm going to get to have them all at one. The bottom. And get confused sometimes. Mom, sister, girlfriend. The end. Yeah, the end over there. The end. Roll tide. God, that falcon's there. Walk out into your kitchen and all hung over and accidentally smack your mom when he asked. It would be her fault for what she was wearing. It's better than your dad, you know? It's better than smacking your dad on the dome. Take a little personal responsibility there, mom. Don't count on it, keep your hand and then smack in your dad's dome. I mean, call that a dick. If my parents are watching, I love you guys. I never did that. You never did that to me. Okay. I want that on the record today. I mean, what is a mother but a woman who has sex? Oh boy. Whoa. Bob. Bob. I'm going to have to drive down to Morgan Freeman. I mean, at the root, that is essentially what a mother is. I mean. It's somebody who got deep cream pie. Oh, good. It could have been a light cream pie. No, no, no, no. What was it? It was a grazing shot. It was deep. That's literally what would happen. That's how it's conceived. Guys, there's a make-up whiskey coming on stage right now. They're making a wish right now. Yeah. They're wishing to hear about that cream pie. Oh boy. They're not. They're wishing that they're not drafting JJ McCarthy. Let's see. Bob. Do we have some audio? Never mind. We can't play it on YouTube. How strong are these things, bro? Eight milligrams. Yeah, eight milligrams. Put three in my lower hand. No, you don't want to do that. Good. That's wrong. Yes. I'm not going to throw him up. Just one. I got it. I'll do two. No, you're fine. There's 24. Zinn comes in three and six. That's eight. Yeah. Yeah. There it is. Here we go. Minnesota. Minnesota for the Make-A-Wish kid. Who do we got here? Minnesota Vikings? Adolf Hitler. Whoa. The kids are white supremacists. They're like, "That's not what's on the card." You little cunt. Yeah, it's a military family that's said. So what? I think his dad died. His dad died. Show some respect now. Hey. I'm not. My brother. His dad died. Can't come when he's down. At least you have the dad. Yeah. Come on. Oh, man. The kids are thinking, "God. Get this. Come on, dude. Hurry on. I like the kids got a fucking backup hat. He's got his hands in his pockets. Yeah. Yeah. Bring up the kid that shot his toes. Here we go. What's that gear? Hang on. Terrified. Jay Jay McCarthy. Jay McCarthy. So the best quarterback in this draft. Oh, my God. I can't do that. If he plays terrible, do they blame this little kid the rest of his life? Yes. Probably. I do. They're going to show this footage forever. Even that kid's not excited about Jay Jay McCarthy. Oh, man. I was about to say something really bad. Oh, I know. I know exactly what it was. That guy just said, "We're going to win a Super Bowl." He sure did. That's every Viking's fan. Every Viking's fan says that, "We're going to win the Super Bowl." Where's Falcon's fans? I go, "We're a bunch of fucking losers with a shit owner." He'll probably draft my command. Almost won a Super Bowl. Wow. I was there. I was there for that. I was. Of course they have my life. Viking's pick again at 23, by the way. Oh, did they really? Mm-hmm. Well, draft to Blake Quorum making her all Michigan team back there. Jay Jay McCarthy is now your starting quarterback in Minnesota Vikings. I don't know. They have Sam Darnell and Nick Mullins. They both suck. Yeah. But I mean, they can set him for a while probably. Listen. Listen. I'm a deep lineman. I have one career interception. Guess who it's against? Who is it? Sam Darnell. Shut the fuck up. Did you do that to him? Because that's what I've called him for years. Look at this fucking animal. Hey, Bob. They're only showing the eight throws he's ever made all throughout college career right now. And like three or eight times. Look at him slinging at gun slinger. Pocket away at times in college. Bang. That's a sack though. That's a sack in the NFL. Yeah. We're picking college players. Unless you're Lamar Jackson. Right. He's not, obviously. And even Mark is in the country. Oh boy. My name. Look at that. Oh. Okay. They're going to show that. Why would they show that? I don't know. The Jets are going to take bowers, right? The only time he's ever thrown the ball. Yes. It's got to be Brock Bowers then. You're going all in on Rogers. You got to take Brock Bowers. And the pick is in for the Jets. So clearly they were like, oh shit. There's no way the Falcons. I mean, that was a nice ball right there. Was it? Okay. You got a nice ball. Yeah. One of the National Championship. Hard AF Seltzer has a three year deal with the University of Michigan. We'll be there on campus this year. Congratulations to JJ McCarthy and his family. New starting quarterback. There's no way he's got that many friends and family. They're a very tight knit family I've heard. I know nothing about them whatsoever. They look tight knit, don't they? I think it is a tight in a circle. I think it's a secret. You invite all the white people in your neighborhood. Tight in your circle. That's what I would do. I think you're tight in that circle up, bud. It looks like my white neighbor. They're all going to want tickets to the games and fucking all that. Yeah. You're going to pay for it all. Yeah. They are. They're going to want to do bumps to your cocaine. Well, that's going to happen for the rest of your life. You know what I'm saying? Nobody's going to shy away from cocaine. JJ McCarthy will actually, but yeah, that's about it. Do you think Jim Harbaugh just called him? Probably told him to say congratulations. Yes. Call him what? I flagged him. Have fun in Minnesota. You what? You know? Oh boy. Oh boy. Who is the, is it Ilhan Omar? She just said free Palestine. I wish we never would have picked JJ McCarthy. She wants to send him back. Are there any Palestinians in the draft? No, because there's just this thing that's fucking Palestine. Yeah, that doesn't exist. Doesn't exist. Doesn't exist here. Lot going on over there. And if it does, we should make it non-existent. Yeah. Sure happened. Ryan Mills, what are you doing over there? No. He put on all of his Cowboys gear. The Cowboys are the worst team ever. Oh yeah. They're fucking terrible. I hate their fans. It's got to go down. There you go. There it is. Let the weight take you down. Yeah. The God's gravity is what we call it. Yeah. Your weight will take you down. Yeah. You're large and brown, buddy. Yeah, it's fine. But our yard is overgrown. If you want to go ahead and mow that, feel free. Is it Taco Tuesday? No, it's Thursday night. Draft is on. So, yeah. I didn't know. He didn't bring fajitas, though. They're in his pocket. What happened to Richie from La Bomba? Is he okay? Or, I'm kidding. Just the most recent. You know what? He's actually not even Mexican. He's San Salvadoran. Is he really? Right? What's that? What's that like down there? What's that like down there? I don't know. They're all trying to come up here now. That's where MS-13 started, isn't it? San Salvadoran. They'll be crawling up from under the desk. Jets are about to pick. He's got to pick. San means Saint, by the way. I'm saying Brock Bowers, who do you got? He's an angel in Brown. I don't know. Who do we got? They got it. Brock Bowers. Oh, they took... Who? They took an offensive attack on Penn State. Oh, out of the kid out of Penn State. He's great. Okay. That makes sense. They don't have anybody there. They don't have an offensive line. They got to protect Rogers. All right. Good for him. Aaron Rogers has been happy with a draft pick in 15 years, huh? Yeah. And he's got the Heracle glasses on. He just saw his mom and said, "Did I do that?" Is he Nigerian? Uh, not sure. Not sure. Don't want to speculate. We're not racist here. What's that have anything to do with? That's racist. What if he's... Whoa. Are you calling him a real African American or no? No, I think he's Nigerian. Nigerian, please. Man. Ah, shit. No idea where that name is from. But he was a great offensive tackle there at Penn State. Big boy, 6-6. 3-12. And that's before breakfast. So after breakfast, 3-26. Puts on 14 pounds throughout the day. Aaron Rogers is about to dominate the NFL this year. He could. He could. If he doesn't... I mean, he... He'd eat off his line because all he did was take a step. And towards ACL. How hard is it to come back from an Achilles? All right, I was just an Achilles, yeah. Um, I never did it. But I've seen guys and it usually takes some... Guys have to run and be athletic about two years usually. But for a guy like Aaron Rogers. I mean, this guy was out there throwing passes and taking drops. Eight months. Yep. So, I mean, I think he's going to be just fine. Well, when you have sex with Aubrey Marcus and that whole harem over there in Austin, you live forever. It's a fountain of youth that they're drinking there. Proud of you. Andy's doing like darkness retreats. And I don't know what this is. Yeah. I did a darkness retreat one time. Sure did. Yeah. What was her name? I just went to Baltimore. Yeah. I remember, because Dan Face-timed me and he was just like... After he came, he said, "Well, Conda, forever." Yeah. And I remember that darkness your treat, Aaron. It was nice. Yeah, you can... If you listen really carefully, you can hear the sound of gunfire in the background. Yeah. Yeah. That was celebratory fire. That was funny. Ah! Oh, he's got a white girlfriend. There you go. I knew. I was like, "Who? Let's..." Yeah. There we go. Good for him. That's on brand. NFL Draft. You have to have a white girlfriend for the NFL Draft. And then you move on. Were you dating anybody when you got drafted? Yeah. Was she with you? I can't remember. You don't remember? I think she was. I can't remember. Bonix is sitting there. You and the pick is in for the Broncos. You were out in the fields with Chippy, right? Or something? You were working? I was working. On the farm? Dragging a plow like Chippy. Cleaning pig stalls. Did you guys make your own butter there? Did you turn it? No. Okay. Sourdough. Really? No. I'm a big sourdough guy. I love sourdough. I'm not a big sourdough guy. It's just easy to make so I make it because it tastes good. It's great. I make my wife make it because that's what she's good for. Yeah. It's kidding. It made me have red. Yeah. Hopefully she's sleeping by now otherwise you're fucked. She's checked out a long time ago. She's like, "Bro, I can't do this." Oh, shit. Text me to sit. Sit up in your chair. Put your arms up. You're slouching. Hey. Oh, powerful man, dude. Look, there's about 500 donations in the chat right now. Look, I can't give it to the Falcons' owner to kill him. I can't, all right? I just, hopefully he gets pushed off a cliff or something tonight. It's going to get darker. I have a feeling as the night goes on. I wish everybody is shocked by this. You can pull it up on YouTube. It's on there. Oh, my God. The Falcons are trending number one. I don't even want to go to fucking Twitter here. It's like Kirk Cousins and Michael Pennings. Why would you take two QBs here? God damn it. People are smashing TVs in Atlanta. "This is crazy," said Mel Kuiper. "Oh, my God. I feel like I got raped again." That was me. That was... That was Bo Bergdahl. Look, there's some... What? This is going to get worse tonight. The way I'm drinking, I'm down half this rifle. I'm down half this rifle at Tequila. How does it taste? Oh, my God. I wish the Germans came faster. That's in crank. God, who else is on here? JFK is... Oh, my God. JFK is like I would have blown my own brains out before Lee Harvey got there. Allegedly. Allegedly. Nancy Reagan said I wouldn't have even sucked a dick. The that's from the throat coat and she's dead. Who's doing the AI here on this? Even Tupac was like, "Yeah, man. I went exactly the time I should have because I didn't want to see this draft pick." There's a lot of people in the chat here on AI. Jimmy Carter's still alive. Dave Portnoy. The Falcons are not serious people. No. No, they're not. Jimmy Carter's still alive in Atlanta. Maybe he should be the owner of the franchise. Holy shits. Hey, not far? Yeah. Fuck that guy. Young thug. Someone in the chat mentioned this name and I want to bring this up now. Sure. I think I have a new prediction. Jimmy Carter will outlive Michael Phoenix's career. Oh, wow. He'll outlive his right ACL. He's already torn a choice. His right ACL is going to tear into camp. He tore it walking up to the podium. Hey, guys. He's going to be at rookie man in camp and tears ACL in itself. Jesus Christ, dude. What a fucking awful horrific thing. Who are the Broncos going to take? I really was hoping JJ would be there for you. Wait, can you tear an ACL if you don't have an ACL? Probably not. Probably not. Worst pick. Galaxy brain move by Pete. He's probably made a worse top 10 pick ever besides Ryan Leith, but we didn't know that's a later. Marcus Russell. They knew he was a hobo. They knew he was a hobo. H-O-B-O, right? The hobo. You know what? Just clarify, guys. What's the difference? Well, we call it Diddy and not Homo anymore, so. Yeah. No, Diddy. Well, it's not getting him in the streets. That's true. Who do the Broncos take? This is your franchise. This is your team. You want a Super Bowl there with the Broncos? Who would you take with this player? I really wanted JJ. He's not there. I know. I don't know what the hell they're going to. They need a quarterback. Bowniks is to the Broncos. Bowniks. Bowniks probably. Bowni. Bowniks. Yeah, and he's got experience, though. Sure does. Yeah. When you go to college for ten years, you got a lot of experience there. He's got experience. Holy shit. We need somebody that's got experience. We can't have some young punk coming in here. No, no, no. Just pick people that got cool names like Bonix. Bonix. Bonix. Bonix. Bonix. And let's get Bonix. I don't think it both. Look at these Broncos white fans with the big hats on. Sean Caine going to turn them in the next Drew Brees. I'm sure one of those hats. Sure won't. I know, but these are Broncos fans. Like this guy, he flew out there, got a hotel in Detroit, went all the way to the draft and then wore that hat. This is a make a wish for him, so I looked into this. That old man, he's got HIV. Yep, sure does. He contracted at 74. Who do we got? For the Broncos. Bonix. Bonix. Oh my God. Bonix. Man, this draft really shit the bad horror dude. Thank God. You like Bonix? Bonix. We have finally drafted a quarterback. Yeah, that's not good. By the way, that's the over on quarterbacks and first. I mean, it's the quarterback we already hit one. It's six. You already hit the over one and a half, right? No, it was a... It was four and a half. It was four and a half. It was four and a half. It was six. It's six. You hit it and fucking... What are we on? Pick twelve? Well, we hit it by ten. Jesus Christ. That was the fifth one. Bonix. Bonix, dude. That sounds like some kind of medication for somebody with weak bones. It sure is. Bonix. Have you taken your bonix? Well, there is rope backs. Do you know what that is? For what? Seaman. Limp dick? No, it's thick ropes. Make your ropes thicker and... I was worried that Zach Wilson was going to be starting quarterback and I'm very... He will be. He will be. He will be. Now, over Bonix? No. Yeah, he's going to go over Bonix for sure. No, he won't. Fuck you. No, that guy is an absolute fucking turd. Well, I mean, look. His confidence is low. He's not banging moms anymore. It's over. That's his problem. See, he's out of his tighter woods. Exactly. Listen, you stick with what works for you. Banghors. Banghors. You've been working for me for years. Well, it's not just about banging horns. It's whatever he was doing. Listen, did LT stop doing crack before games? No. Or even out there, Zach quarterbacks? No. He didn't. So, everything I've been saying is... I'm always fucking right, dude. How many tackles did you have last season? Like, how many... Well, no. Talk about the police. Talk about the police. Come by the police. How many times did you talk about the police last year? Assisted and... Oh, I got arrested twice last year. Well... No, there was the third and then how many warrants? You got two warrants out there. I don't have a warrant in Kentucky. Oh, congratulations. Yeah. Round of applause, thank you. Yeah, thank you. Get him. They're clapping on TV over there. No, the listeners are clapping as well. Yeah. Gear Bear State out of jail. And out of jail. What city were you arrested in? Pikeville. Ah, Pikeville. I'm there littering. Beautiful this time here. That old dog? Yeah. Welcome, dude. Fuck Pikeville. Yeah, beautiful this time of year. Yeah, she was behind the blanket. Yeah, she was behind the blanket. Yeah, she's going to be like your friend for a second in front of me. He's... Never got to see me. I think he might be Muslim and they have to sit behind him. Oh, that could be true. Oh, that could be true. Oh. Oh. Mo Habid. Awesome, I'm like a... Look at the Bronco staff just cheering a Bonix pick on, dude. What do you play for three different colleges? 25 years old. Oh, boy. Man, couldn't you make the playoffs. Owners, owners of Walmart there. Couldn't you make the playoffs. It's the Waltons. Oh, really? Yeah. You know what they do now? They're richest family in the world. They mostly fund DEI and tranny bullshit. They do, yeah. Yep, really. Yep. And that's why they drafted a homosexual quarterback this year. Good for them. Hey! And I say good for them. You know? Look at how many quarterbacks... They got Condolee's arised... You guys... Condolee's arised... Condolee's arised... It sounds like a Mexican dish. You guys have the same birthday. Do we really? Yeah, February 25th. Mine's the 24th. Me and Condolee? Is it really? Yeah. That's what Bob's is. And then my wife's is the 23rd. We should all hang out together. Wait, somebody else is the 24th. Who do we talk to recently that was the 24th? Also, I was a guest. I think he was... He was a killer. I forget. No, Hitler's 420. Oh, is it? Yeah. I never forget because that day of the year is very busy for me. Hey, so looking at all the six quarterbacks up here right now. 420? Yeah. No, because of the weed thing. Because of the weed. But I thought for in some Hitler or two. But look at these six quarterbacks. Any chance that all six quarterbacks are a fucking bus here out of the six? All six? No. Jane Daniels would be good. No. I think Jane Bo will be the best ones. Do you? Look, that might sound racist. Do you really like what you guys? Raiders pick his in. Who do we got? They're going to take Bowers. He's the best player of the world. Brown Bowers. Wow. He's the best. I think Jane is just a fucking genius. Yeah. Well, he's not. That's just common sense. Look at that. He smooths back in. I was unaware of his hairline. He's already losing his hair. Holy shit. Go with the ball, buddy. No, put the hat on, bro. No, just go with the ball. If you look like that, you've got to go ball. Man, look at that. And grow beard out. He's a young man. The thing is you've got to grow beard. You can't grow beard. You can't go bald with a mustache. No. Look at that haircut. Holy shit. His hair is pissed for. He looks 43 years old, man. He's 21. He needs some bone access. What do you recommend for a tie like that? Who's balding? I think I could play football. Bonex would definitely help him. What is it called? Neutral. No, it's your fall. Yeah. That was sponsored. Yeah. It can be a sponsor. I just talked to Keats today. Maybe get him some Keats over there. Get on that bozzly treat. Yeah. We're at half right there. I don't exactly. You're getting drafted to put the hat on as fast as possible. You can go for a bulder. No, just go with the balding. Grow your beard out. Look like a man. I agree. Yeah. Look like a proper hoy. Just be like the white guy. Grow a fucking grow a handlebar mustache and only wear-- Look at him. He can block this guy. Only wear a leather. He's got George Kittle-esque. George Kittle, I haven't heard that name in years. Can't wear a condom. What? He played in the Super Bowl gear. The last couple. The last one. That's fine. You'll get it on the next one. And that's what we love about you. How's that meth? Then where did you get it? Because we need to stay away from it. Pharmaceutical, baby. Okay, good. Sal infetamine. There you go. Look at the leg tattoo on that chick. That's a bold statement. Oh, that's what I like, dude. Yeah, I know you like it, Garber. That's why I said it. A guy like you looking to get HIV for the first time. No, you can't. You can't only get HIV from getting fucked by a dude. Look it up. So is that both his girlfriends? I swear to God, that's true. On both sides? I hope so. He's bald as shit. Nobody's ever done that before at the NFL Draft. Just like they cut to his video feed and you see a girl's head bobbing or something. And there's another girl sitting next to her on the round. We're here like tunging down two at the same time. Yeah, thank you. Congratulations. These are my horse. That's where all your money's going. Horse and cocaine. Nothing I can do about it. In Bosley. He just ripped it off. Horse cocaine. And a little bit of spray paint for the fucking bows of a ring. He should have worn the... That's Rumpo Peel, my bad. Remember that shit Rumpo Peel was selling textured paint to spray on your fucking balls? What a cocksucker, dude. You should have worn the Guy Fieri Pfizer with the fake blonde hair coming out of that with a UGA fucking... Holy shit. Textured paint. You don't remember that? Jay Jay was wearing a turtleneck. I didn't like that. Was that set it and forget it guy? Just like a turtleneck guy. Just like a turtleneck guy. You guys like how Bonix's family wasn't that excited. Because they're already rich. Yeah. They're so rich already. Oh. Nice for you. They're like, oh, we can take off payroll for three years. Congratulations, Bo. He was already getting NIL money. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit. Yeah, but that's just for the Bosley. Just for the Bosley. No, Bonix has got a decent salad on his head. But he's one of those guys who just forget about him. Did he get the NIL? Was it just the last college left for him? He was at Oregon. Oregon's got bread. Well, but it was Auburn before, right? Yeah. Auburn's got bread. Well, they had bread before NIL. Yeah. They already came. Came to get the biggest paycheck. Yes. Before NIL. Where was he before that? Is that his only school? It was Auburn then. I think it was Delco. Was it Auburn? Was there another college? It was just Auburn and Oregon. Yeah. Good for him. But do you think it's kind of like a Josh Rosen situation where his parents were doctors and disappointed he's a football player? Probably. Nah, he's not Asian. That's true. We've never had an Asian quarter. You've got to play football. Come back when you're a doctor. I don't want to be teammates with a guy that has two doctor parents. I just don't. Really? Yeah, because he's probably soft as bait. Or he's got access to that high quality pharmaceuticals. That's true. Oh, God. See? He's not telling you to dance. You can steal the prescription pads. Yeah. Yeah. And then cut them. And then cut them. And then cut them. And then cut them. So he was really starting to get 8,500 fucking prescription pads. And then you're fucking good to go for the rest of the month probably. Boy, if I make it through the show after Michael Penix, it'll be a fucking Christmas miracle tonight. I can't believe they did that. I'm surprised. They're still alive. I'm about to go and put a diaper on to just shit my pants. If you want to kill yourself with that shotgun, it's fine. I'll get a new one. They're not that expensive. We'll cut to a wide. I'll let everybody know. Do you guys like Mossberg? I might need another one of those big knocks. Oh, I will tell. They're back there. Have it up with me. I'll split one. You want to split one? Yeah. You're fucking emotionally eating now, though. This is to make the pain go away. I'm going to eat all my feelings now. It's time to get to fucking 240 tonight. Yeah, I'll take a hard day. Thank you, buddy. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Why don't they just put all the football players? Yes, dude. Holy shit. Why don't they just put them all on speed? I don't know why they don't put them all on stage at the same time. Dude, when I was playing, I was taking Adderall and mushrooms before games. Were you really? Yes. So what does mushrooms do when you're playing? It just locks you the fuck in. That's a big focus. Yeah. How much are you taking? Half-a-th? Half-a-th? I don't know. Probably half a milligram or half a gram. He's a big guy. It doesn't matter. It's a big boy. It doesn't matter. I'm sensitive to chemicals. Are you really? So I would take 40 milligrams Adderall. Yeah. That's a lot. Yeah, I mean, that's smart, though. Yeah. And then I would take -- so I had them in liquid form, so it was in a tincture. Okay. And I would just drip that into my pre-workout. Two drops. I don't know how much that was. But if I did more than two drops, that first quarter was going to be a little trippy. Really? Yeah. So sensitive to mushrooms, but you weren't sensitive to your dad's touch. That's what I -- I did your scattering report. Your scattering report says you did at one point, dude. I'm looking at it right now. No, that's daddy. That's a totally different dude. You're talking about daddy. Yeah. That's a whole different guy. Different guy. He was actually there. He came back from getting cigarettes. Says he was a young Cuban man who supported you most of your career, and then once you made it, you broke off the relationship. That's just making sure -- we got the fact straight tonight. Was it Ricky Martin or something like that? No idea. It says you guys met at the Clevelander on March 14th down in Miami, and then kind of kicked that over to the Roosevelt Hotel for an after-party drink. So is this -- is this the Derek Wolf fan function you've been writing? It's been writing it for years. It comes out this fall. It's available at Simon & Schuster's putting that out. You can get that in hardback right now, pre-order. It's called Ride Me Like A Bronco. Ride Me Like A Bronco! And it's mostly gay sex scenes. A lot of graphic gay sex scenes. It's mostly, yeah. It's not all of that. It's not core though. It is. It is. Yeah. And then we taped our dicks to our stomachs. They have to. We've got to tape it up. It's called Playing Tummy Sticks. Yeah, Tummy Sticks, dude. Derek Wolf experience. Tummy Sticks. And that podcast is available on Spotify right now. Tummy Sticks. I had no idea you were gay, dude. Tummy Sticks. Yeah. He's got a fake wife that's a beard, like Hugh Jackman. And eventually he'll end that. Just like Hugh Jackman did. And say it was COVID. You know, I had to come out. He goes into the woods. He goes into the woods to hunt. He's just dancing out there. Just tap dancing. Just like hard, dude. She really thinks about their chasing elk. But yeah, just dancing. He's chasing bears. Putting bottle caps on your shoes. Just fucking wall shuffle change. It's dancing out of a ball shuffle change. It's dancing out of a ball shuffle change. It's getting after it, dude. It's dripping balls on stage. Yeah, just. Highs for fucking mushrooms. It's taking too many of the woods. Talking to the moss. Listen. Speaking of that, have you ever hung out with Donnie Dust? Yes. That guy's a badass. He was on our show a few weeks ago. One of the greatest episodes of "Dringer Bros." He is awesome. I had him on my podcast. We need to go out and film something with him. Well, that's what I was telling. I was like, dude, let's go out and fucking do some survival shit. Yeah, let's go hang out in the middle of nowhere. No, Diddy. Well, a little bit of Diddy. We got to stay warm. A little bit of Monica in my life. A little bit of Diddy in my life. Funny story about that fucking album. Mombo number five. Whole album. My wife's a die-hard mombo for five fans. So, let's say, when I was like 11 years old, my mom beat me with a two-by-four, right? Gets arrested, and then my stepdad had to go to court to testify. He grabbed me by my throat and said, "If you don't fucking lie, I will fucking kill you." So, I went in there and said that I was the problem, and I stole shit and all this other stuff. So, I got sent to a fucking, like, a camp, basically. No way. Like, yeah. And this guy, it was like a three-hour drive. He played that mombo number five the whole fucking time. Jesus. So, I fucking hate that song. Wait, I'm reaping. Are you playing this song on repeat, mombo? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Saints have picked... Fueaga. Tilesi Fueaga. I feel like everybody in the state of Oregon is... Amormous, Samoan dude. Moana. From a fucking Pac-12. I knew they were going to have roses and fucking heat. He doesn't even... He's got to give so much of that money to back to the church. It sure will. Sad. Yep. All of that. He's going to be broke because, like, all these family members have to pay for. 40% of his salary is going back to the church. Half's going to Uncle Sam. So, Joe... Ukraine's getting half. Yep. And then the church is getting 40% of that other half that's left. So, he's going to be left to, what, 10%. Yeah, enjoy your 10% bitch. And then, no girlfriend. Same as Mantite. Okay, what is with that fucking place, dude? It is nuts. Dude, in the middle is his girlfriend. Oh, no, that's him. Dude, that's his fat home. This guy's probably a fucking savage though. Oh, yeah. I mean, he's... It's Penaisule 2.0. 10. It says here. I'm reading his stats. So, he took off all the toilet seats in his house so you could feel the bowl. Like, he wanted it colder. And that's... It is nice when you can get... You want to, like, dip his sack in there? Yeah. But you can break Deflade on that toilet bowl and get your nuts back into the water. To be honest, before you start shitting, it's kind of nice. It is nice. Right. But pull him up. Pull him up and shake him. Shake that liquid off before you start shitting. Exactly. Yeah. It's Jesse back there. What's the Moana theme song that we can sing for this guy here? 'Cause I do want to respect his culture. A little bit of... Yeah. Moana. Moana. Make way. Oh, yeah. It's a great rockin' press. Boom. Oh, yeah, it's it. Yeah. You don't have to say it. Hey, you're welcome. We're gettin' drafted by a shitty team. You know what? He should have, like, a hook. Like a big hook. Yeah, you got a big hook and it's Derek Carr out there. Is that their quarterback? What, you think he's pounding off out there? Has to be. Oh, shit, dude. Look at this. Look at these big hugs, these big sweat hugs. Gary, have you ever not watched Moana with your kid? Yep. Yeah. This is the real Gary bear, by the way. He's a strong. You're an outlier. Yeah, he didn't know Moana. So Gary hasn't seen his child in a long time. Ever? Well, when's the last time you saw your kid? It's been a while, dude. Is it a boy or a girl? A little junior, a little Mexican, Gary. Is he Mexican? Yeah, he's gonna be the next make-away kid. Is he really gonna come out? He's gonna come out. I think he's just gonna say, "I want to see my dad." They don't get stuck. They're my step-by-step. Dad don't do that. They hand in the fuckin' market. He doesn't have a step-dad, dude. That bitch is unbearable. Nobody's gonna deal with her, dude. They don't need to stop me. Padre! Padre! I don't need to stop me. Padre! Padre is a key. I think it would just be "don't do that" to me. Padre. Yeah, it should be. Alright, dude. Whatever, dude. I'm pretty sure I'd bang more Mexicans than you. I wouldn't do. You know, you don't learn languages through osmosis, bud. You do. It's not you, dude. Okay, what are you gonna do? Give me some more science facts over there, Bill. No science facts over there, Bill and I. Fuckin' nerd. Fucking nerd. Coles are on the clock here. What do you think? What's your rack in here, Derek? What do we got for the Coles? They can use a receiver, but they can use offensive lines. They can use offensive lines. They only have one good offensive line, man. Dallas Turner's still on the board. Holy shit. Yeah, Dallas Turner, I was gonna say. Are you kidding me? That's a good pick at any of your spots. They're gonna go with it. Actually, Falcons pick it. Damn it. They're gonna take this guard or they're gonna take an edge rusher. They're gonna take this guard or they're gonna take it. I mean, they're gonna take it. Are you taking a Simone? Yeah, you're taking a Simone. Either way. Is there an over-under on the Simone? Yeah, it's on my bookie. It's five and a half in the first round. We've already had three. Yeah, we're on our way. We have some breaking news about the Falcons. What happened? Kurt Cousins was not told at all that they were gonna pick Michael Penix. You're kidding. They just pulled Michael Penix out of a fucking hat. No. Is that real? Yeah. So what could have happened? What could have happened? I heard this happened on the draft board in Denver one time when they picked a Marcus Walker in the second round because the draft board got fucked up. Yeah. And they were like, "Oh, fuck." And they just put a name up there and picked him. What? Kevin Coster was in it. Not approval. Yeah, behavior. Hey, in all sincerity, though? That would be the only explanation that really makes sense, right? I mean, honestly, it makes zero focus. You didn't do that with the eighth pick in the draft. Everybody on social media right now is just cooking the Falcons and rightfully so. Nobody didn't understand this at all. With Josh Taylor and this big fucking Samoan and what's his face on the other side? Yeah. What's his name again? Sorry? Just said his name. Oh, Anna. No. We're off into linemen for the Colts. Dallas. Nelson. Oh. Quinn Nelson. Quinn Nelson, this big fucker with Brandon Taylor. Yeah. What's his name? The running back. I've had so much fun. Jonathan Taylor. Jonathan Taylor. Yes. Jonathan Taylor. Yeah. That's a problem. That's pretty good. And Derek Carr's not a good passing court. He's not the quarterback. So he's a good management quarterback who needs a good run game. Mm-hmm. My God, dude. I mean, I'm still devastated by the way. It's a hard recovery. I mean, you just have to understand that you're going to, you guys are going to suck for the next decade at least. I know, but like when you spiral on live TV like this and then it's like in my mind, there's nowhere to go. Like I, at least I can see my wife somewhere and it's just like my kids and things like that. This is a hard one for me tonight. I can't believe it, dude. I just can't fucking believe it. We're going to be saved for the next decade. Yeah. That's what we've been dealing with in Denver. So true story. I almost died two and a half years ago. It was going to come for 11 days. From what? I had pneumonia. Now, when I got out of it... Oh, pussy. When I got out of it, pneumonia. I thought for sure I'd be like, "Oh my God, I've lived and I'm going to see the Falcons win a Super Bowl in my lifetime." That's not happening. That's not happening. I think maybe. I don't think... You've got a good 40 years. No. Come on, dude. I'm friends with Gary. Like there's going to be a guy where I'm out with him and there's going to be fentanyl. Something's going to go down. Like we're all going to die for Gary. Keep a testing kit on him. Look at that. He's got a mom tattoo. Yeah. I mean, it's a generic as you think it is. It's perfect. I'm putting on some weights since I got sober, dude. Yeah, you look great. You look great. I like how you're pinged out on Vivance talking about how super you are. It's old, dude. This is so California sober is weed and wine, right? I'm Stanford sober. Yeah. What's the meth version of that? What is the meth version? Oh, I'm not on that. You mean like that? It's the white trash version. Is it Ben Dorgan sober? Ben Dorgan. Yeah. Biloxie. Everybody in the chat, by the way, it's the same dirt. Perfect for the show. Everybody in the chat is St. Derek is perfect for the show. Of course he is because he's a piece of shit just like us. Yeah, nice to meet you, by the way. [laughter] Do you want to raise Gary's kid? Somebody better. Hey, dude. It's not his match. It's got some money for him. Just another serial killer waiting in the school shooter. Gary's kid. Oh, dude. He's Mexican. I know. You're raising a young you balding. No, you balding when he's not a white kid. He's got to be a white kid. No, no, you balding was a beaner. You balding was a beaner. Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. Oh, dude. Hang on. Did I sit that all up? Dipper. You get it? No, there's some mowing. Holy shit. It's going to be an edge-resher. This is the night of Moana. Man, Turner's getting fucking left behind here. Unbelievable, dude. This is the night of Moana. Oh, he appears to have a fade. What is that? Oh, man. Is that a pompadour? That's an Edgar, dude. What are you doing? That's a fucking Edgar, right there. It's an Edgar haircut. Tell everybody what an Edgar is. I don't know what that is. It's just this weird haircut to get him. It looks like a blowout. It looks like a blowout. Yeah. He looks like a dickhead. He looks like a polyd. He looks like a DJ polydid. The Seahawks are up next. They don't really need any offense, dude. Well, I thought the Seahawks had no life. That cheater smith is unreal. I was going to say, I thought they were going to have Phoenix. So the rumor was the Seahawks were going to get Phoenix. But there are no quarterbacks left now, right? Falcons have fun. There is no quarterback left now. Hey, Bob, for real, will you do some research on that Falcons pick? Like, it just doesn't. Nothing adds up about that. The Broncos got the bottom of the barrel with Bonix, right? And there's nothing left. Nothing. Stop talking bad about Bonix. Bonix. This guy can play, though. Look at him. He's Samoan. Yeah, you can play. Yeah, Samoan's a badass. They are. They are. Also, if there's a problem like with the waves. He reminds me of that guy from Miami two years ago. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's Samoan. The best avail. No, he wasn't a Samoan. Hey, the best available quarterback right now spends a rattler. Shut the fuck up. I didn't even know he was in the draft. Swear to God. Out of South Carolina. You used to play for Obama? Oh, yeah. Yeah. What are the odds of Bonix getting traded? In the chat. This is a good pick here. In round three, I'm sorry, in his third season he'll probably get traded. This guy can play. They don't want to re-up his deal, yeah. They drafted him way too high, so they're going to have to pay him a fucking signing bonus down. Unbelievable. Did you get that burger? No. I'm going to grab it. I'm going to grab it right now. Where's the burger guy? I'm starting. I'm going to blackout. Yeah, go get some food. You want some food? All right, dude. Let me ask you this. Go ahead. What's the number one attribute that a football player is going to have that's going to make up good? Any position? Dog. Good answer. Dog. He's got to have that fucking dog in him. That dog in him. I'm serious. That dog. Like Parliament Funkadelic said. You got to have dog. If you don't have dog in you, if you don't have dog in you, if you don't even got hate in your heart, let it out. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Sorry, Dan. I don't know how we still have like, well, this is timid. He's timid. When he plays. I don't understand why people think he's going to be good at all. You have to have this competitive edge that makes you different from everyone. You have to be a crazy person. You have to be fucking crazy. Brady and fucking. Yeah. Like you. And they were. You know what? I don't give a fuck about my family. Like I want to win. Like Michael Jordan. Like he doesn't give a fuck about anybody or anything except for winning. Stop trying to wedge Jim Jones and every conversation. Well, he also keeps trying to wedge Jesus Christ. Michael Jordan. Also. Like Jim Jones. He cared about what? Prisons. Who? What do you mean? He's he has a he has like stock in prison. Yeah. So does LeBron James, but he walks around preaching fucking inequality and fucking all this other bullshit. Yeah. Meanwhile, he's getting paid billions from fucking slave labor in China. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a big slavery guy if you really think about it. Yeah. Yeah. That's really labor. To be honest, that's probably the only thing we have in common. You're a real LeBron James. You know that? That's what it means now when you say that. Yeah. Oh, you mean a guy who's invested in slave owning? Yeah. Yeah. Well, he likes Nike sweatshops. He invested in prisons. Oh, yeah. Of course. Yeah. See, I said he kind of blows good at it. Will you look at that? Oh, look at that. Instant boner. Mm. That's a Big Mac bitch. Yeah. It's fucking ridiculous. It doesn't stand a chance. There we go. That's J and L barbecue. You sons of bitches. Is this guy? What's going on? Is he praying? Oh, give me the strength. What's that dance? They do. Who's they? The Hawker. This amount. The Hawker. Yeah. They're fucking pre-war dance. They haven't been to war in 200 years. Like, whenever I want to war. Yeah. What the fuckers been to war? I had a little hole on them. Do you have a pretty little dance? Technically, they were in the ANZACs. They won World War I and World War II. Oh, my God. Get the fuck out of here. Just saying they did the Hawker before they went over the top. We wouldn't have pulled it off without their cute little dance. By the way, their Hawker to me always reminds me of that scene from Indiana Jones where the guy's spinning the blade around and he shoots them right in the chest. Like, hey, congratulations on slapping up your fucking naked skin, bud. That broke between the All Blacks. Don't they do that, though? Oh, yeah. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Total 180 there, Dan. Well, I mean, it's fun to watch then. It's fun to watch it. There's like context behind it. I like that part, but now everybody just does it due to doing it at their weddings and shit. Like, you're fucking gay. Get out of here. Well, wedding is a war. No, it's not. Marriage is a war, Dan. No, marriage is losing. Yeah, it's a war. You've lost already at that point. Oh, well, that's interesting that you said because the other day you told me that I should focus on one woman. I did. I didn't tell you to marry her. Fair. But you should. I didn't tell you a specific woman to focus on her. What did you say about? Do you remember what you said about strippers? I said fucking, I said, trying to fuck random women of ill repute is like eating food out of a garbage can. Like, yeah, maybe you'll stay alive for now, but it's not going to work out for you. It's not going to work out for you. It's not going to work out for you. I'm immune system. I am now immune to gonorrhea, chlamydia. There's no longevity there. No, that's retarded. No, you can build natural immunity, gonorrhea, and chlamydia. No, you can't. Look it up. Bob? No, you just need lots of z-pack. Look it up, dude. Not herpes, though. Holy shit. All right. All right. We're back. We're back in. You're doing a bit of a natural. A lot of shock. No, that's retarded. A lot of shock. That's true. That's true. Fuck you. Human shit. Developed natural immunity to chlamydia. Yeah. And I have done it. I'm gone speaking for experience. What about gonorrhea? Yes, isn't it? No, that's herpes, dude. You're thinking that herpes complex, brother? By the way, who's your buddy back? No, you cannot build up immunity to gonorrhea, just chlamydia. All right. Well, it's a half-truth, as per usual. Bob, hand the mind to Eric real quick. Eric, who's your favorite team? You look like a Cowboys fan. Giants, man. Giants? Yeah, yeah. Can't you tell by his size? You're right, boys. Come on. Were you happy with a Giants pick? I was on the plane. Was it... Yeah, Malik neighbors. Malik neighbors. Really amazing wide receiver there. I mean, you've got to be amped about that, right? They'll find a way to fuck it up. Probably, right? Yeah. Here's what I said. I said fucking strippers is like eating food you find on the ground. There's no satisfaction of the animalistic desire to pursue capture and kill your prey. It's why you're always hungry no matter how many whores you eat. It's like sushi. Yeah. War in Asian food, really, to be honest. That's why I don't trust Asian people. What are they feeding us? Yeah. That's a very good job. And what exactly are they looking at? And they make fake lettuce and fake fucking meat. Yeah. What are they looking at? They make fake lettuce. Yeah. Look it up, bitch. Dan, you know, sometimes your demeanor towards me makes me question if we're even friends. I love it. Eric, are you from New York originally? Yeah. Westchester County. No. You're from fucking El Salvador, dude. Shut the hell up. Yeah. San Salvador is what you're saying. San Salvador. Country. Fuckin' goddamn jibroni. Yeah. Whatever, dude. Your mom's swam here, dude. That's what my point was. She did. And that viral clip. Yeah. She's actually wet. Dude. Yeah. After I saw it. Yeah. That's what they say. It was wet from the swim. She's good at the breaststroke. And the cum. Oh, the cum, dude. We paint for it, brother. Wait. Which ocean is that? The sky? I believe it. The Gulf of Mexico. I'll show you my ocean. Not from Ecuador. Ecuador. Ecuador. Are you going back since? What? In 2019? Now there's like a civil revolt. Yeah. That's what I heard. Yeah. But recently they're having a good time over there. They're all having fun. They're just killing reporters on my team. Yeah. And if you keep moving up north, Hades looks like they're having a great time. Barbecue. Big in a barbeque. Is that where they went into the news station? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My mom's from that city. Why are kids? I wonder if anybody that's from Haiti ever goes back. No. No. No, because there's a-- The Clintons fucked that up. No, there's a port on the north side. A port of Prince. No. That's central. That's-- Well, the port of Prince is now a port of King, yeah. What is it called? It's probably a barbecue now. It's probably a port of barbecue now, right? By the way, Mel Kuiper is still going yard in the Falcons. He's like, what the fuck did they do? I mean, he fucked up this entire draft. I don't even know what's going to happen anymore because that threw a wrench into everything all the way down the road. Wrench in the gears. Yeah. I mean, Seattle wanted Pennix. He's a Washington guy that could have sold some tickets for a little bit and still paid him outside of the lottery pick there. So that would have been a fine pick for those guys. Falcons, ma'am. I don't know what's going on here. Pick is in here for the Seahawks. Who do you think they got there in Seattle? Do you think they're drafting Greta Thunberg? [LAUGHTER] Just curious. I don't like-- I don't know. Do you draft an Antifa member? Because they look like they'd be pretty good. It's on the edge. The edge ruchers. That's what they need. Yeah. Offensive lineman or an edge rucher here, probably. Or that quarterback is still the bore, too. When you go to Seattle-- because you played against the Seahawks-- do they spray paint your hair purple when you go to the city? Or is that later? How does that work down there? I mean, when you go to Seattle, it's fucked. Yeah, right? You might step in some shit. Oh. Some human shit. Yeah. They killed Kurt Cobain. I think-- I think his wife's dead. He's dead. He's dead. Okay. Pretty sure some respect. Yeah, I'll legislate you. I'm pretty sure his wife shows some respect. He's dead. He's alive just like John McAfee and Elvis. Look at this, dude. Kurt Cobain right here. This is our tribute. This is our Kurt Cobain. This is now called the Atlanta Falcons. That's the Seattle special. Yeah, too. Put it right in your mouth, boy. These are the Atlanta Falcons. I can't take all this fucking rain anymore. This is the Michael Pennix right here. There's this fucking shotgun in the face. He was killed by a woman as we all are. Pick is in. Here we go. [LAUGHTER] Oh, God. Shut the fuck up. This pandering fuck, dude. Yeah. What the fuck's this guy's problem? I hope he gets a mouth cancer. Oh, tonight? I hope he gets a mouth cancer. Tonight? Oh, tonight? I hope he gets gonorrhea. I hope he gets scull fucked. Yeah. By me. [LAUGHTER] By the skeleton. Holy shit, brother. Brian Murphy. That was a heavy shit. That's a good pick. Byron, yeah. Byron. This is that detackle. I thought it was really good. Yeah, it is really good. Oh, I already got Gucci on. Yeah, look at that shirt. That's a guy. 100% says he also raps. Oh, yeah. That's his stepdad. [LAUGHTER] That's a real one. [LAUGHTER] Check his fucking sound cloud. Yeah, check his sound cloud right now. His real dad is in prison. Sure is. Hey. He snitched on his real dad. [LAUGHTER] You can hold it down. Yeah. You can do what you did, dude. You were out of his family out there. But, Pop, you're watching. I'm sorry, man. She was fucked up. What race is he? My guy. He's black. He's black. He's wearing Gucci head to toe. I like it. All right. There we go. Okay, there's a better player. Byron Murphy the second. This guy's a dog. Yeah, sure is. That's a better player, man. He's got the it factor. I can tell. That's a great game for Seattle. Look at him. Ugh, split that double team. Go make a play. Go make a play. Look. That's what you want. That's what you want right there. And Jerry Reed too. That's a football player. Look. That might be the best interior defense. Shed. Would have been more than happy for the Falcons to draft him. They didn't. Great player. Look. Cross face. Look at that, dude. Great hands. He plays a great hands. Great feet. Stay square. Get to knock back. Anything you want. Yeah. Look. Great. Look at the pass rush. For an interior lineman, that's not bad. Oh. And so on this play, if you guys watch closely, after he, uh, looks, sacks the corner back, he pulls out his penis there and we'll Howard and-- He's going to get an interception. Yep. We'll Howard those about to win a national championship. He's got a bit of a Fletcher Cox field to him, doesn't he? You're going to fucking hate Will Howard. A little different. I don't know if he's going to start college. How would he-- Joey's got more of an Aaron Donald field. He's got more of an Aaron Donald field. He's got more of an Aaron Donald field. Not Aaron Donald field. Joey stands out. Oh shit. Look at every quarterback. All right. He's listed as 6'1" so he's definitely 6'1". Yeah. Shit. I didn't realize he was that small. Look at him. Great specimen of a man. Vikings are up again. He still eats, uh, happy meals. He just eats nine of them at a time, they say. Yeah, the weird part is he watches kit-- makes kid watch him when he's doing it. Yep. You're going to shoot here and watch me eat the oldies happy meal. Watch me. He's got to get his macros in there. He's got a toy away. Yeah. It throws a toy away. Stomps on it from him, throws it away. When he got into that detention in ninth grade, they said his mom made him so encyclopedias door to door, but only the letter N and, uh, and that's a-- Whoa! We're back. That's a-- It's a nice thing. It was-- it's a nice teaching lesson. Yeah. His brother had eye. Yep. And then the rest of the family, they kind of dispersed it after Gary. Um, now with your kid, is there anything you want to say to him right now in case he's watching? In case he's watching. In case he's watching. Where's he live? Where's he live? Hey, you FaceTimed him the other day. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good guy. He's got four eyes. Yeah. How old is he? Six. It's not a guy. No. He's a guy. One of the boys. There we go. Oh, Viking's traded up. But Jacksonville. Getting JJ weapons. Who do they got? Who do they got? Bonus. Uh, Turner. Turner. That's Dallas Turner. Dallas Turner now. Look at that. Sorry. The lime green suit. That's a bad suit, dude. Yeah, it's a neon suit. It doesn't look good on camera, though. No. Like shiny greens, oranges, reds. Don't look good. To me, they don't look good on camera. Certain patterns look good on camera. Did you see? That was really confusing there. It was. They got the Vikings pickers in. They had Jacksonville. I know. But they should get that figured out. Dallas Turner is excellent. By the way, notes are in the producers saying that that green suit is for police. So when he gets pulled over later tonight, they can see him very well and that's nice and good for him. You know, Ross? He's a very versatile player on the edge, you know? Sure is. I wish the Falcons would have drafted him, but they got Michael Pank's tune. Still can't figure that out. If anybody out there wants to figure that riddle out for me, that'd be great for my life tonight. For a big dude. I might just say everything I can in a row, because I'm not going to live tomorrow. You're fucking quick. Sure is great. That's what I wanted. This is what I wanted for the Falcons. This guy is fine. I mean, he closes this. It's like a mother. Drop in your average, dude. But I wanted what I didn't see in that highlight tape, but I didn't see any bend. Like off the edge. I need to see. He just flexed. Bend. Yeah. Yeah. Bend like bend in the knees and the hips and be able to keep your speed and rise out of that. Turn the corner and get it going. His offensive tackles in the NFL are way better than these turds in college. They are. They're fishes. All of them. They definitely are. How about that suit? I love it. It's great. I love it. I like it. It just doesn't look great on camera. No, it doesn't. It probably looks better in person. Yeah. I'm sure it does. Also, sunglasses inside. Good for him. Love it. The sun never sets up. Sunglasses inside are for when you're taking drugs. Yep. That's it. That's the only reason why you need to wear them. Do you need some sunglasses? Yeah. Very nice glasses. There you go. I'm sober, but I will put these on. The Bengals are up now. Oh, the Bengals. It's gonna be waiting for them. We got it. Wait, so we have a Bengals fan back here. I'm a Bengals fan right here. Give her the mic. Are you from Cincinnati? I am from Dayton and I grew up a Bengals fan. Oh, you're from Dayton. Look at you. I'm from Youngstown, bud. Yeah. Yeah. I have bare shit holding Dayton. Yes. I knew we'd get along. And I went to college in Cincinnati. You went to UC? Yes. I used to get blacked out and roamed the streets over the Rhine, dude. Oh, yeah. Bad choice for a white boy like me. But we'll back nowadays. Nowadays it's not. Yeah, they cleaned it up. It's just electrified. You know what dude? I was just there. Recently. Where are you? Yeah. I was just there two weekends ago. We probably came across each other, dude. Probably not. Probably not. No. No. No. Derek super rich in your port. You're way up the ladder. I will respect it. I think my gentleman friend here to the left is going to sponsor me actually. He mentioned something about it off camera. Like a re-drug wise? Yeah. I was going to say drug wise? No, no. He's rich. He's going to help me get my boy back. No. He's going to give you a coin. He's going to give me a coin. Sure is. He's going to give you a coin. He's going to give you a kid, ever. Thank you. Oh, dude. Your six days of sobriety you get this coin. It's actually a nice thing. Actually, it might be nine. I'm not. Who's counting, dude? [laughter] No. Time isn't real anyways. No. It's a flat circle. Oh, dude. You know what? Look, no seriously. Seriously. Time's not real, man. We just created our way to tell time. That's all we've done. We sure did. Time doesn't exist. We're just sales aging and decaying. Time exists. It's just objective and subjective, right? Like objective time would be the consistent decay of radioactive material, whereas subjective time would be your age relative to the amount of movement, course and speed of life you've done. Yeah. Yeah. You ever been with a woman unclean? [laughter] Stinks. It stinks. It smells like Taco Bell and Val trucks. I have to piss, boys. Dude, you all right? There's no rules here tonight. We're all living on the edge of the earth here tonight, dude. Michael Penning said anyone figured out the fuck out the bingles is going to take us. Are the bingles going to take us to do it? Tyler Boyd's gone, right? Well, the falcons actually traded up to draft Herschel Walker. Thank God. I would be more happy with that than Penning's. Yeah. Swear to God. Put him in the back field behind Beechon Robinson. I'm good with it. I mean, I really can't figure that out for the life of me. I think it was a drunk Jerry Jones pick, but for the falcons. You know what I mean? When he got drunk and tried to draft Johnny Manzel. I mean, it just doesn't make any sense. I just, for real, like I can't figure it out. I'm super, super pissed. I can't put that more into words. I would have been more happy with JJ McCarthy. I think you should be excited. Exciting quarterback battle going into fall camp. Both guys hurt. Both will end up in the hospital. I think they should draft Spencer Rattler in the second round. Oh, yeah. Why not? Have Rattler Ritter. Everybody that sucks all in one team. Sucks all in one team. Did Kurt Cousins really not know? He didn't know. Okay. He didn't know. What about Scotty? Did he know? No, Scotty doesn't know. Oh, shit. All right. Here you go. My name's Kelly. What's up, Kelly? Kelly. You got a Joe Burrow jersey on. Who you hoping for tonight? As long as it's an offensive tackle, I think, no. Our top one is already gone, but I think Troy Fonsenu from Washington would be a good pick. We need an offensive tackle. As long as we can protect Burrow, I think we'll be okay. That's right. You got Orlando Brown already, and that guy said, "Dawg." We just need some help. We lost too much this year, so we need some help because we can go all the way to Higgins on this last year. And Higgins requested a trade, your linebacker requested a trade today. It's dark and Cincinnati right now. Yeah, that's what you get, though, for putting chili on spaghetti. Well, it's also fucking disgusting. It is disgusting. It's disgusting. It's fucking delicious. It's fucking delicious. What are you talking about, dude? No, it's delicious. It's delicious. It's delicious. No, it's terrible. The secret ingredient is cinnamon, and it's delicious. No, I know. You didn't do a screen door, dude. It's fucking terrible. You eat that shit at 4 a.m. and you're fucked the next day. Oh, can't handle little shits, dude. It's like, "I got it." You are. Yeah. Every time Gary takes a solid shit, he's like, "Hey, Doc, is there something wrong with me, man? Is that the opioid? I didn't even believe this time. I didn't have to push. There's no blood in my shit anymore. You're down from Youngstown. What do you know? Do you have to literally the shit hole of the shit hole of America? Oh, shit. That's where the toughest motherfuckers from Ohio come from. That's true. But you can't handle fucking cinnamon chili, dude. I can handle it. It just tastes like shit. It tastes like shit, Gary. The best thing I've seen is craters. Wait, what? Really good fucking ice cream, dude. Well, I guess you're halfway, right? Wait, wait. I'll give you the ice cream. What is it called? It's chili gear, bears, socks, craters, ice cream. You don't like sconnier? No. Fuck you. It's going terrible. That's what I have to say. What's that? Blackberry chip or whatever? Black raspberry chip or whatever. Do you know what it is? The mint chocolate chip there is really good. It's spaghetti with chili on it, and you're like, "You're not even real chili." It's spaghetti. It's spaghetti. Yeah. With like a different... Instead of red sauce, it's some other fucking cinnamon and shitty sauce. Yeah, this is fucking-- And then a fucking ton of cheese. Cincinnati's known for two things. Cheese is good, too! Cincinnati's known for two things, awful chili, and then the death of Harambe, and that's it, dude. And never winning a Super Bowl. Never. Never winning a Super Bowl. No. Joe Burrough's leg just bent back with that last pick ever. No, but I appreciate Home Girls. She knew her shit. Is she still back there, Bob? Yes, I'm right. Okay. Yeah. It's in, but they haven't announced it yet. But she's saying it's going to be the... Another fucking Samoan there over under nine for the first round. Dave, yeah. You ever been Uncle Woody? You ever been Uncle Woody's? Uh-uh. That sounds like a place where you get molested. No. Sorry. That was our college bar in Houston campus. I mean, I don't know. So yeah, it's a place where you go to get molested. You go to get molested. You go to get touched in there. I don't know if it's a Rothless burger in there. A little bit of Rothless burger in that stall. A little bit of Rothless burger in that stall. A little bit of Rothless burger in my life. My bone out in the beer cellar. No, yeah. Young sounds a bad-ass town, actually. It's very... If you're from Youngstown, you're a tough motherfucker. That is a fact. Brian asks in the chat of St. Sandusky, Ohio's all ever needed. Oh, St. Sandusky is the... Oh, St. Sandusky is the only word. St. Toledo is awful. I mean... Yeah, but like, Sandusky's named after American hero. Sure is. Yeah. He had the courage. Yeah. He had, well, he had the courage. I'm sorry. What? I'm actually from closer to Steubenville. Are you learning? Or Dean Martin's from? Yeah, Dean Martin. Dean Martin Boulevard, baby. Claim that one. You get my book. Made the book. There's a lot of monsters from that area. Yeah. Bangles, peckes in. They were actually... I don't even remember. They had that whole... That one high school football player like Pete on a girl. Oh, yeah. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. It was not good. That's the more I am I right? Yeah. I carry a fucking jellyfish around just in case. When the pee hits your eye like a... Here we go. Pick his hand. The bangles here. Pick his hand. Who? Mims from Georgia. Oh, that's a tackle. Oh, homegirl's not happy. The same player. That's good. It's a right tackle. It's a tackle. You got another right tackle. You got a good left tackle. You have an old pro left tackle and you got a good right tackle. Look at that house. Man, that is packed in there. There's one white guy, a white Jewish guy that's his agent in the back raising his fists. No, there's white women there too. Is it really? Yeah, that's probably his family. What a white women. That's true. Yeah, well, there's a big one back there. She's a one of the black dudes obviously. Yeah. She got a big old dump around. She's like, "Oh, I can't wait to go to Jeff Ruby Statehouse." Oh, yeah. Give me some Montgomery grill. Montgomery in. That's like a big old boy right there. That's like a shit. That's nice. Georgia has nothing but giants. Yeah, I know. Look at that. Look at that little fucker. Well, that's probably the wrong play to show. He didn't stop anybody there. He took a guy ten yards down the field. Watch him. I don't know if I'll be open. You just touched that guy and he fell. It's okay. He's okay, you know. He moves good. He moves like jagger. Does he? What's this guy's story here? I didn't hear anything about him in the top 15 picks, to be honest with you. I mean, all these some moments I did. Look at him. I know. Beast. He's not. Look at this guy. This guy's an animal. That's what he does. Because they played a lot of D2 schools. A lot of weaker teams up there. But he wants to be a chef, I heard. That's why he's always dressed like that. And that's nice. Dressed for the job you want. Not for the one you're drafted for. And that's what everyone says. Look at the size of his fucking hands on that football. Jesus Christ. Look at that. He's a monster. Look at him. Look at his household. How big is that living room? That's a lot of people in there. I don't know. But the townspeople are right outside of his door with pitch forks and fucking-- No. --and blatant flames. This seems like the beginning of Project X before they fucking burned the house down. And the midget pops out of the oven. Good for him though. He's going to the bangles. He's going to Senseitaki up there. Not a lot to do. Four or five bars. No, there's the creation museums right across the border. Oh, you don't say. Yeah. You don't say. You can go see how God threw a down bitch. It was a blonde white in the background looking over her shoulder. I saw her. You just see her. She was like, "Hey, don't forget." And his mom's like, "This one bitch better not be trying to go home." She's probably a fed, dude. She's probably trying to look at who he's texting, dude, because he's cheating. She's probably a fed. He's cheating. No, fed. But probably that too. Probably that too. Probably that too there. Get off of my land. Who are the Rams taking here, man? I don't know. They need everything. Yeah, they're fucked. They don't probably take that other edge rusher because they're not all retired, right? They did. They did what we did in 2015. They fucking sold the house for one Super Bowl. Yeah. You have to. As a fan, I would like the Falcons to sell the house for one Super Bowl. They didn't do it. So they just kept selling the house. Jeff Fisher's still alive. Yeah. Yeah. We've been after him for a while. We just came to get him. Guy. Guy. How many selters do you want, Kyle? Ten? This will be ten. This will be ten. Holy shit. Kyle's still going. Ten. Oh, yes. Think about that. Hard answer. Dude, those fucking things are strong, dude. Pat Mahomes is a fucking junior in college. Yep. He's got three Super Bowls already. Yep. I mean, I feel like a loser. That's what I told Travis because I was like, "Hey, when are you going to retire?" And he was like, "I don't know." And I was like, "It's hard to retire when you have a really good fucking quarterback." Because you can win more Super Bowls. No. He's like, "Yeah, but I'm losing money playing football right now." What? He's losing money. Yeah. He has to turn down all these other things. So they want him to be in the next happy Gilmore. All these show in Amazon, yeah. He's got, are you smart or? And then the podcast, they got offered a hundred million already. They did. What? Number one in America. Jesus Christ. You heights. That's what I'm telling you, dude. That's crazy. You just got to get yourself the Taylor's. Hey, you got to do it, Gary. You really know you're left around. You go to the trailer park, find yourself a nice white girl, nice little tall slim white girl. And you can get yourself out of there, Gary. Right songs for us. We've been over this. She worked her way out of that little trailer. Her parents gave her $300,000 to promote all of her music. If you want to get me $30. If you want a real white trash story, it's Lauren Bobert. Oh, big Bobert fan over here. Big Bobert. She's giving hand jobs at the movie theater. Yeah. I love her. This is how you know she's on a very American trajectory. Poor trailer park, Burger King employee. Oh, upgrade to McDonald's employee. And some dude rescued her from obscurity, bought her fake titties. She's in Congress and now she's jacking dudes off at the Beatles. Those Boberts are fake? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Those headies? Yeah. Those are not real. And she's jacking off dudes at the Beatles' play. Yeah. Jack it off. Jack it off. So I can feel the little frisky. Can I jack him off the plate? Yeah. That's all you got here to make it. Jack it off. And dude at the Beatles' play. What are you doing later? What are you doing later? I'm going to do the fucking play. Just filming that. Just filming that. Why are they even filming that? Everybody was, man. Yeah, everybody. Would you have heard of your guy? No. You want to see Bobert give an H check? Same thing for later, dude? Yeah. I feel bad for the guy. What? You know what I mean? Like, he's trying to get his rocks off of the plate. All right. Beatles juice. I fucked the cameras on him. You know how hard you can come at Beatles juice? Yeah, that's the game. You start pounding off between the second and third Beatles juice to see if you could finish before he shows up. So you're just getting edged the whole time? Yeah. What would the safe word be in that situation? It's not Beatles juice. It's not Beatles juice. It's not Beatles juice. Yeah. Speaking of edging, I wish the Falcons would have dropped in an ad rush or an eighth, but it didn't. The Rams pick is in though. Goodell just took it out. I have no idea what they're going to do. I don't either. They need everything there. Yeah. There's not a position they don't. Aaron Donald just retired. They need a hero. They need all the things over there. Here we go. Goodell. Say it. He's got to take an edge rush here. Yeah. Yeah. First. Shared verse. Yeah. Floor say he's good. Look at that. A fake hug. Fake hug over his homies there. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to pull up the drink of real sight? Yeah. What do we got? I got to pay 60% in decks. No, dude. He just lost half his fucking salary. More than that. Oh, there's that Russell Wilson picture in church. Go to Christ. Go up there and click shop now. So we got some new shit on the website today. Okay. What do we got? The first one is hard AF gear. Oh, yes. Everyone's been asking about the trucker hat that I wear all the time. That's available for sale right now. And then is that a hoodie? Yeah, the hoodie, a patch hat, and then the mugs are the double walls right there. That we have all four of the old flavors. We'll put the new two flavors up. Those are the best. Yeah. Big fan. They're very good. And that fucking Hunter trucker hat dude is my favorite that we have. That one's pretty cool. And then we got the pause shirt. Obviously that's new from today as well. Wait, can we go check my website out? I've never seen it. Oh, yeah. Go to Derek. Is it DerekWolf.com? Yeah. We got some time here for the next pick. You have to go through only fans though. Yeah, exactly. Sign up. Subscribe. I want you to get all my feet picked and then go to my website after that. Hey, after this, can we pull up my website? You just type in Travis County Jail? Yeah. Just type in Gary's Kids dot org and find out where they are. It's a fundraiser with zero dollars. Go to DerekWolf.com. Stop showing it to me. Was it the prolapse anus? No, it's not just the bunch of old dudes blowing each other's head. You get it. What's going on, man? There you go. Pop that up on screen right now. There you go. Nice. How's it look? Beautiful. Look at that. Very good. So what do you sell over there, Derek? Oh, we sell some t-shirts. Some hats. I'll type some merch. With you in the go back of page when he's in Denver Broncos uniform? That's standing over Tom Brady Howling. Is it? Is that what I was going to ask you? Yeah. Nice. So do you stack Tom Brady? That's a AFC Championship game, yeah. And what did you say to him after you stacked him? He was so loud. Oh, you did? Yeah. Okay. It was a fellow of rivers that he threatened to eat his children. Yeah. Oh, that's right. I said I don't believe in God. I'll eat every one of your kids. And what was his response? He didn't say anything. He was speechless. I think he got re-baptized after that game. Yeah. He did. I heard he went back to the church just to wash the wolf off of him. You know what I mean? You have to. That wolf. Who are these gentlemen here? So that guy in the left is Dan Gates. He is headlining all the lobbying to fight these hunting bands in Colorado. Okay. Brian Shaw. The World's Strongest Man. Yup. Four-time World's Strongest Man. The guy beside that was Bill Collar, who was my defense line coach, who was a fucking absolute savage. Got a story about him right now after this, by the way. Oh, if you've got a Bill Collar, he's the best. And then that's Dale Bursby on the right. Oh, it's the bull rider. Yeah. Bull rider. Yeah, it's the bull. It's great. It's on the other day. He's really funny. He's fucking hilarious. I got one with Bow Nickel on there. It was pretty good. You got to get Bow Nick's next. Yeah, I got to get Bow Nick's. Bow Nick's. There's Donnie. Oh, yeah, Donnie. Donnie Dust is there. Fucking loot. Tim Montana. Is the pick-in, by the way, Bob? Pick is in for the Steelers. Okay. It went to commercial. Mike Glover, Scott Parker. There's a couple of big ones. Mike Glover. All of our favorites. Mike Glover's been on the show. I love Donnie. Tim's been on the show. Tim Montana, love Tim. That Scott Parker down there on the bottom right. He was an enforcer in the NHL for a long time. I don't think we've had Scott Parker on the show. A fighter? Yeah, an enforcer. A goon, as it's colloquially known, yeah. A rangoon. Oh, you had Remy out in love? Yeah, Remy. Remy out in Lique. Oh, Remy's the best. Remy's great. Remy's been on the show. Yeah. God damn, he crushed his nose. He's great. Great guess. And that old pervert from toehold. Oh, yeah, A.G. He's a kid of love. They're social media marketing is all tits and ass. It's all tits. It'll be like some girl all oiled up. Like sanding a fucking piece of leather. With her titty shake. Then it just hands over to his sandals. Yeah. That's like what the fuck? There's no context between those two. No need. Was Bill Colall your coach? Yes. Yeah. Really good. We're really close too. So his sons. I was best friends within high school. Chad Colall. Oh, yeah. And then the youngest went to Harvard. Harvard. Yeah. He got to pull ride to Harvard, play football. Yeah. Yeah. He was a Falcons coach for a while. So like, yeah. I went to Chatterhootsie High School with those guys. He always tells stories about that. Chad was our quarterback. Chad was my high school quarterback. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. So you've seen this dick then? I have. It's not as good as mine. I pulled it out on the bench. We had a dong off. A true story. And I pulled out my dick. What music did you guys use for your dong offs? It was Chatterhootsie by Alan Jackson. That was huge at the time. And obviously it was huge. We always use DMX. Because it got me, it was my choice. Because it got me harder when they would fucking bark in the background in shape. Hey, dude. Hey. Your wife's telling me to take my shirt off. Good. I'm just saying he's almost there. Put it in the microphone for the people? Jesse? Good. It's an audio show. Yeah, you're just trying to use me for sex appeal. I know what it is. Tell him. Tell him to take it off. No, it's something. As a dude, I can't. I can't say it, so you've got to say it. Tell him to take it off. You have plenty of time here. Gary, Gary, you're basically there. Let's go there. There it is. Here we go. Look it. That's what she came for, ladies. This is pig male performance. This is what she came for. This is what she came for. This is what she came for. This is what she came for. This is pig male performance. Sure it is, dude. Those are cataracts. Those are cataracts. Those are actually, don't steal my sunglasses either. Okay. Well, he will. Hey, well. Those will be on eBay in an hour. You believe that the tenacity of this guy? Unbelievable. This is fucking crazy. Are those ropes ever stolen? Yeah, glasses, dude. Edge. How appropriate. Edge. Look at that. You're probably going to need to get those sanitize, my man. Oh, I think you're fine. He's immune to gunnery. Gary, is that six-carat gold? What's that necklace? Dan, I mean, Ross, this is fake. Oh, you don't say? You got a green ring around your neck. Oh, that's right. For child support. That's right. They're coming after him like the girl. Oh, you got a green ring around your neck. This is fake. Oh, you don't say? You got a green ring around your neck. Oh, that's right. For child support. That's right. They're coming after him like the Goldman families coming after OJ's estate. They're trying to get all the money out of them for the kid that he never gets to see. Wasn't there yet? Wasn't that kid like a waiter? No. He was just a waiter, right? Yeah. My son? Who OJ? No, I'm your son, John Goldman. The guy's head-in-day. Can he cut his head off? Close. Close. He was just serving chicken parm and then went home and thought he was going to bang some hard chicken glasses in and then a whole shit. Is the men is chicken hot? The next thing you know, OJ walks. OJ Simpson walks. The juice. Uncle juice. And allegedly, he was found innocent. Could have been innocent. He was found not guilty. Yeah. Meanwhile, I'm going to fucking jail for littering. Yeah. What the fuck? I thought they dropped those charges. Two tear justice system. No, you say I turned out my court case isn't until sometime in May. I had no idea. Here we go. The Steelers pick is in here. Is it this? Ed Shand state. Who's this? They pick the red haired guy who plays the guitar there. Rich man. Rich man. All of her. All of her Anthony. All of her Anthony. Let's take all of her Anthony. That guy fumbled the bag worse than anybody in the history. I hear it. It sounds like from what I've been hearing that he's kind of a cuck. Really? All of her Anthony is? Yeah, like a kind of a hillbilly liberal, I guess. But I don't know. I haven't seen any. I haven't either. We sent last row Lopez to the concert two weeks ago. Who's this fucking guy? Cam Hayward. Oh. This is the guy that Prince Harry gave the award to at the, the name of the Super Bowl. What was he award? Prima knocked on that award. Man of the year. He's apparently an amazing human. Walter paid man of the year. Yeah. All you have to do is. Thank you. Oh, Janelle out of here. We love you. Thanks guys. Janelle. Sharpie for a week. If you're in Austin, best barbecue joint in Texas. You hear that Eric? We're taking it to Janelle. There you go. Actually, has he eaten? Has Eric eaten? Grab him a burger. Well, he likes tacos. I know he likes Mexican. Give him some American food for once, okay? Neither of us. He's over the border. No, he's finally over the border. Good for him. He's not San Salvador. Give him a towel and give him a burger. Give him some American stuff here. The towel. Have a dry that wet back. That back of his looks real wet. All right. Here's the pick for the Steelers. Let's go. Out of Pittsburgh. Oh, they took fun though. Ross, that was racist. Was it? No. Troy, fine. No. Another Samoan. This is a night for Samoans tonight. Ooh, I like that. Yeah, they're the biggest motherfuckers in the world. I know there's a lot here. Half the drafts. Look at that. They're all wearing the same fucking headdress. It's the same grandma. She just keeps going from house to house to house. Yeah, she's at the same. She's getting paid big time. These are crisis actors. These are all from the same church. Yes. These are all crisis actors. These are all crisis actors. Look at that crisis actor there to the left. What do you mean this is the same. Is this in the Korean? Oh, okay. Do you know where that's at? That's a Muslim Mexican. That's two. You can't get two things wrong. You sure can't do it at this party. Gary. My God. Gerber, who did you bring to the studio? Is he at the suicide best son? He does, not. As far as I know. He would not have been able to get that through airport security. You don't know that. You don't know that. Some guys on 9/11 would disagree. Sorry about that. Sorry about that. My dad died in that plane. Gary, how dare you? Hey, how dare you? Wait, you're saying 9/11 was a hologram? Yeah. Project Bluebeam, don't get me started. She's AI. Yeah, no, Eric knows about it though, dude. He was on the inside. Cleaning it. Cleaning it. Eric is. No, he's actually pretty funny. He's comedian, dude. He is funny. I'm fucking landscaper, but... What was the one you guys made that went crazy? Was it the lesbian? Oh, which one? The lesbian? The lesbian is beating the fuck out of each other. How many views does that have now? Like 50 million? 30. Is that 30 million? The last time I'm looking, yeah. It's been shared like 1.2 million times. Yeah. Goddamn. Yeah, well, because we bring up a good point that women are always the problem. Can we see that? They're beating the shit out of everything. What's up? Yeah, do you want to play that? Pull up, uh... Yeah, we can play. It's on Scary Gary's, uh... God. We're playing between Pixar page. We got two minutes until the dolphins pick. Shameless plug at the.scary.gary. Which lesbian fight? Which lesbian fight? Look at this. Close. You were pretty close. Let me take the top off my fucking tequila rifle here for another shot. Still can't believe that Michael Penix thing. Nothing on that, huh? Nothing on her... How's Herschel doing? Did he win down there? Out he does. Is he still down by points? Don't blow the trigger. Don't do it, Ross. We love you. It looks like a skin flute. There we go. Ah, there you go. Yeah, bring it up, dude. Wait, I play it. What's that? Happy music. What do we get? We can't have sound, you know. We have redo it. Redo it. Why'd you take it off the screen? Wait, I thought we were going to actually see a lesbian fight. How many views? How many views? I didn't think it was just going to be used spitting random facts. No, it would be spitting facts. Actually, I'm a genius. This is all a ploy. It's all real. I'm controlled opposition. They love to fucking hit. But that doesn't mean you should hit them. Well, look, the first time they learned it. Have you never heard Bill Berl? If you see one with two black eyes, you know they don't want to listen. They don't listen. Maybe they just like it. Yeah, go ahead and turn off that Instagram, if you will. Thank you. Still on live television here. There we go. Thanks. How did you guys meet the two of you guys? I don't remember. Was it the gang bang? Yeah, I was trying to get my papers. I understand that. There he is. No, I understand that. Because usually you've got to roll a dice, right? And he rolled an 11, and so 11 Mexicans raped him. Is that what it is? Oh shit, I've been rolling dice. Are they going to show off at my house? Eventually. Fuck, dude. That's a good thing. It's a good thing I'm all right. No, I remember how I met you, Eric. It was at that fucking show in Scottsdale. Oh, that's right. Oh shit, in Arizona? Yeah, yeah. He's out there. He's got all the bitches. He's a slick motherfucker. And went out there with Lazer, and then I just did coke with this fat girl for three fucking days. Thanks, by the way. Yeah, you're welcome. And then I showed up last minute to record everything, and obviously fucking did a great job, because I am a staunch professional. Very good at what I do. Yes, yes. Here you are, Gary. Where are you guys performing next? I'll be at the Vulcan tomorrow, and then Saturday I will be at Sunset Strip, and I think I'm getting added on some other shows. Awesome. Well, I apologize. We're performing at the Vulcan on Saturday night. After our show is over, go see yours, because we're on early. He's on Friday. We're on Friday. From the Sopranos. I know you got a Saturday night show at Sunset. Yeah, ours is early, though. We'll be... Go to the one at the Vulcan. Yeah. Well, ours is early. Come at six o'clock. Yeah, ours is at six. We're doing a live show there. That'll be fun from six to seven, fifteen, seven thirty. I can tell. Well, we can tell the secret now, so Alex Jones will be there as well. Beautiful, I see. Maybe Roseanne. She's going to come or not. Alex Stein is on after us. He's on Friday. Yep. I know he's doing Saturday as well. Oh shit, okay. So he's on after us. But Stein is at Vulcan, I guess with you tomorrow, right? Do you know anything about that? Correct. I don't know anything about that. We love Alex Stein, by the way. So little known fact about Eric. He's a starch misogynist. That's right. Oh, well, he's a Latino. That's the way it should be, right? Yeah. We know everyone. I mean, you beat your women and then cheat on them, and all of that. You know what I mean? No, no, no, no. No, no. No, no. And then they try to stab you, and you just tell them to stay home. Yeah, we just say Maria, Maria. What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? Not much. An elevator can raise a child. You're saying that to a guy who's not actively not raising a child. You're saying that to a guy who's not actively not raising a child. Yeah, you look fucking low, but not because I don't want to be damned. It's a double entendre, guys. I'm both of you. It's dating related. It's definitely dating related. You guys are going to fuck. Gary, you're just stressing me out, dude. I love that little guy. Your wife's lawyer isn't watching this tonight. She's not going to know. That's cool. I've never been married. I'm never going to get married because I'm not a fucking idiot. So what happened? Did you not pull out? No, dude. I fucking just walked by her and she got pregnant. Yeah, they're very fertile. They are very fertile. Very fertile. Very fertile. If you cup it towards here around here, you can hear one getting pregnant. Right now. Dolphins are up next. It talks about a dolphin who was murdered on the podcast earlier today on Facebook. An actual dolphin. Not a Miami dolphin. Well, we hope not. The pick isn't in yet, so we don't know if they're going to get assassinated tonight. Whoa. Derek, what do you think the dolphins need over here? Offense align, I would say. Who's their running back? They alternate. Yeah. Think about that. Any chance they get Blake quorum. No. And the first round? No. Not the first round. Falcons picked a quarterback here. Yeah, but not everybody's retarded. Yeah. Get it. Well, Mark Anthony is part owners of that. They just got to be a line. Quorum's not going to be around in the third. Shop Robinson. Look at that. Strong fucking man. Penn State. He's great. That's treasure. He's great. Shop Robinson is great. Penn State had an excellent defense last year. In my opinion, third best in the nation. He's a great pick for those guys. The woman next to her looks like she was in Borat. And no state income tax. Yeah. You're good to go in Florida, dude. He looks like he's like a Disney Black. Sure does. Yeah. That's what you want. You don't want aggressive black. Wait, what's a Disney black? What's a Disney black? You know. It's like, hey, we're friendly. Yeah. It's a cartoon. Yeah. We're not going to say anything. Think about that. They named their son Chop. That's badass. That's badass. You know. Yeah. Hey. He chops men down. They're in his bath. Let me ask you this. If you name a kid that, do you think that sets him on the path for greatness or not? I think so. I mean, like champ. I hope so. Is my wife so back then? Remember that kid that was named legend? And it was just like, man, that's a big boy named to give your child right there. And I hope they live up to it. I don't know. He's a kid. So we'll find out. Did he ever? Yeah. We don't know yet. Still a kid. Still a kid. But when you give a kid that bold of a name, if they fail in life, it's usually suicide, right? Probably. Or porn star. Or porn star? Oh, that's true. True. Because he may be a legend. But is it only fans these days? Because they're not doing scripted porn anymore. So did you just go hop over there? Yeah. That's the move. I mean, that's the move. That's true. That's where the money is at. Monetization. Does anybody ever ask you for feet picks, Derek? I don't know. Because Gary is about to. I'm not gay. That doesn't mean you're gay. Yeah. Who said anything about being gay? Yeah. Just because your feet picks. That's it. Just because you like feet. That's it. Gay. So if somebody, if a guy asks you for feet picks, maybe you're like, maybe you're developing orthotics. Let me ask you this. Gary. Let's see in different feet. What size do you wear? 15. 15. Look at that, Gary. Gary would be your whole chest. When you were a child. When you were a child, did you have a poster of an athlete or? Mike Tyson. Yeah. On your wall, right? Really? I think he did get that made. Is that gay? Pre-raper. Is that gay? No, it's not gay. No. Mike Tyson is a champion. He's a Super Bowl champion. He stared his feet. You piece of shit. Yeah. You put a world champ is a world champ. All right. You put tape on the feet of Mike Tyson's poster? Yeah. Why would I not? Well, Mike Tyson. He blurred it out. Gaussian blurb. You out of here, James? Yeah. James against the machines out of here. She can't tell you. Boy. Yeah. Love you. Love you. You were amazing tonight, okay? Yeah. Oh, give him a big old kid. Look at that. Oh, boy. Look at that. Give Gary Bear a kiss. Give Gary Bear a kiss. Right there on the mom. Right? Cause you're a mom. Right there on the mom tattoo. You know? Good for you. Good for you. We got out to Craggers. Cash. Craggers are here. Sweet boy. Yeah, look at that. Good night, sweet boy. Sweet friends. I will see you later and I love you so much, okay? And I know you want to say it back to me and I know you feel the same. And I know we're friends forever for life. And I love you. There it is. Sweet, baby. Sweet, baby. I'll see you later, okay? Thank you. Love you, James. Download crime corner. All right. Subscribe to the podcast. Show was back there on the ones and twos for a little bit. Dan registers back there. Download softcore history as well. Who do we got up next here? It's the Philadelphia Eagles. It's your team. Softcore history. If you want a good pick for the Eagles, download softcore history on Apple. And Spotify. Who do you hope they get, Dan? Just somebody in the secondary. Okay. Nobody's been taking it DB-wise, so it's wide open right now. Bone thugs and harmony here. Sure. It's Nate Wiggins, okay? Nate Wiggins. Right there at a-- Did he get that? Yeah. Hargy on that. Hargy on Wiggins out of there. Thank you, Eric. I appreciate that. Same in a white man like myself tonight from getting canceled. Yeah. I've had a lot to drink. It seems like you've got a half-chub saying it. Well, I-- Look. Behind the scenes, yes. Do I get off to it? Sure. I'm going to drink about a half of this tequila rifle tonight. I have a feeling the other half's going down soon. Oh, Eagles have an autism thing there, Dan. Look at that. No, these are the people with the light of these saints. Why? I'm not really sure. There's no Mormons, right? Why are they all dressed the same? Yeah, this is-- They all look like autism conventions. They all look Muslim. They all look Muslim. Oh, and they're same color suits, which is weird. Don't know if that's part of their PR package or what. Oh, look at that guy sticking his tongue and he's going to like the bald guy. Look at that, dude. That guy's a good dad. The Eagles have a ridiculous defense line, too. They're loaded. Look, the Eagles are loaded. Yeah. This is a bonus tonight. This is a fucking bonus. No, they need an offensive lineman. They need a center because Kelsey's gone. But you don't draft a center in the first round. No, no, no. You could develop a center. Yeah. Sure can. Or you can draft a really good guard. They need a tackle or a guard, too, but the center-- They have a freaky offensive line already. I mean, they have three really good offensive lines. Lane Thomas is one. Lane Johnson. Lane Johnson is one PD. He tests them from being banned permanently for the league, right? Yeah. Third strike for him. Okay. Third he's out of the league. So that makes me nervous. And then injuries in general, but they don't really need that much, to be honest. No. If I'm looking at it here, it's got to be a fucking DB. I mean, at this point-- That's awesome. I think it deepens it back. Yeah. It's got to come up. I'm thinking about where they're lacking, and that's it. Like, that's really where they don't-- Your secondary was pretty bad. It's so loaded, man. They're so loaded across the board that it's tough. Including crime rate. Yeah. Well, they need a quarterback, but they've already drafted six. Yeah, Philadelphia is the worst city ever. You think so, huh? It's a shill. It's, I mean, one of the most up-and-coming cities in the United States. Oh, God. It's like the third oldest city in America. Yeah, if you're a pro, you don't know up-and-come. No, it is like for young professionals, one of the-- A young professional terrorist, man. Yeah. If you're looking to rob a Lulu lemon, that's a great place to live. Or drive up and down fucking Main Street on a dirt bike. On a dirt bike. I can shoot people. The quarterback in the United States. I loved it. I'm a senior year old. All right, who do we got here? It's got knees down button down. Oh, that's right. They're playing a Friday night game in Brazil. And he's promoting it right now. People are booing. Yeah, it's fucking awful. There's going to be a lot of STDs contract here. 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So here is the video in question. Okay. The GM explaining to Arthur Blank why he picked a quarterback at eight after signing Kirk Cousins. The GM is black, correct? Yeah. What do you think you're saying? No, I mean. Now, when I was incarcerated, we had had some money on Michael Panix. And I had said, you throw it here and then I'll go back and he and-- Yeah. That's the whole conversation. He's like, Kirk Cousins is going to be good. And then he's going to elevate him. And then when Kirk Cousins is done, he's going to slide in there with no ACLs. Yep. There's two people who need to die tonight. Joe Biden and Arthur Blank. No, we don't want Joe Biden. Because then we got Kamala dead. We don't want Kamala. We can't get anywhere. It could. But if they both die of natural causes tonight-- If we actually let Kamala make decisions, could you imagine? They're both old as shit. I think Arthur Blank's the same age as Biden. So it's like, hey, dude, if, you know-- We also got invited to another wedding. Oh, god damn it. But it's-- But we're not going. No. Don't get me wrong. But it's from the wife of a drinking bro. And she wanted us to do something for him. So I think we do something fucking weird. Yeah, we'll do it. But nothing they'll enjoy. I don't like being asked for things. Gary, the audience is asking about you and your child. And I hate to bring this up. Because you are in a state that doesn't believe in abortion. Do you wish you were in another state? Whoa. Wait, what? Well, I mean, if you're not going to see the kid, do you wish he was not alive? And that's what they're asking me. Absolutely not. OK. No. I love my kid. So that was-- You absolutely wish he was not alive? Yeah. And how? Got you on the technicality, bitch. Hang on. A loophole in there. Oh, yeah. This, dude. That receiver from Georgia, the white boy. Lad MacConkey. Yes. Yeah. I can't take that. Are you a fan of that, Lad? Yeah. MacConkey? Yes. It's great. Good iron. I was teammates with Wes Welker. Eric Decker. Do you think Wes Welker remembers you? Yes. How hot is Eric Decker's wife in person? I guarantee it. How hot is it? She's not that hot. Really? Whoa. Can we bring up a picture real quick? I like it. I like it. Yeah. My wife's way hotter than her. Kid me? Yeah. I feel the same way about my wife. And I heard bad things about her. She just-- Really? Yeah. Not age. She's not a good person. All right. She punched Betty White the night before she died. Well, she's a real bitch, then. She killed her at 99, dude. She's about to turn a hundred. She goes, fuck you, bitch. Green Bay's got to take an offensive lineman here. Got to. Because it's back to her. Look at Green Bay. Somebody hopped the fence there. They threw him out. No, they still have back tiari. Back to you. I thought he was retiring or going somewhere else or something. Did he retire? I think he retired this year. Did he? I don't know. Let me check. I think he retired this year. Look at these lion's fans. They're fucking hyped. Yeah, let's check it out. I can't remember. That guy's name is Leonard Washington. What's their offensive line down? Leonard? No, I'm kidding. I have no idea what it is. Um, Walker Jenkins. Yeah, he's not on their depth chart. That's crazy. When is Noah entering these drafts? The football player, the white football player. Who? Noah? That one white football player. The one white football player? Last name, K-N-I-G-G-L. Can I go? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Dude, he's a recruiting high school right now. He sure is. Everybody's on him, man. It'd be funny if somebody just kept trying to draft him. I just, I hope Roger Goodell has to say that name live on stage. That's awesome. And word. Yeah. Yeah. Look, people are booing. But he is, I think, didn't we watch one of his high school basketball games? It's Kenega. He was great. Or that's how they're saying it's pronounced. Look. I don't believe in that shit. There we go. Look at this. Ooh. Look at that. See the woman crying there? She's fanning herself because she knows she doesn't have to shop at the poor grocery store anymore. Nope. And, and also Gary, that's the way your girlfriend's going to be about her kid when he gets drafted too. She can get that good weave now. Look at that. That's when he was in Pop Warner. That's actually Gary's kid. Okay. Man, he's getting darker. What the hell's going on? I just, I just want to say to my piece of shit, dad, you inspired me to go to the NFL and I never loved you. You can't go to any of my games. I don't want that gold chain around your neck. You owe me child support. If this is Gary's kid, he's like half Spanish. Oh, that's right. He's Mexican. Yeah. Shit. So, yes. There's probably an accordion playing in the background while he's giving that speech. Yeah. I like that. Is this an accordion or? Beep, beep, beep. Oh, yeah. I have no idea. They got the fuck in there. That band. The band of the guys. Oh, yeah. The Mexican band of guys. The mariachi guys. Yeah. The good ones have an accordion. Yeah. Always do. Oh, yeah. That's because Mexican music is very influenced by German, German culture. Yeah. Nazis. I'm not totally sure why, but that is true as a fact. No. A lot of Nazis living down in Mexico. That's Argentina. Is it? Yes. You don't say. I feel like your head's not shaped the right way, dude. I don't know. Yeah. Something's going on. I don't know what it is. Dan, you know. Maybe I didn't drink my V8 this morning, so I'm off. Oh, you're good to go. I'm starting to be my dad. We're an hour to three here. Dad's going to be your new father. Oh, by the way. Real quick, we have a all-time Jim Harbaugh quote here. Oh, God. About their traffic and who would love Derek in particular to weigh in on this. Sure. He said, "I know the question is going to come up about weapons. We look at offensive linemen as weapons." Yeah. That's true. Why are they ultimate weapons? Because if you can't move people and protect your quarterback, then you have nothing. It all starts in the trenches. Okay. The game is one up front. You agree with Jim Harbaugh? Yeah. Okay. Who's got it better than us? Everybody. Everybody. Nobody. It's everybody. That night no one did. Certainly not Ohio State. A lot of negativity here, dude. Sure didn't. I can't wait for that spy footage to drop. That's going to come in any time. I'm going to have to vacate. Connor Stallions? Yeah. You can't even make a fake movie about the guy because what do you name that character? No. I don't know. Here we go. The pick is in. Dave football. George Wentz from Cheers. Offensive lineman. Jordan Morgan, tackle Arizona. There you go. A lot of snooze picks. Well, snooze. And they needed it. I know. But yeah. But like what are you well mad about? What do you think you were going to get at fucking 25? This is a guy who just got off the Columbia University campus with the glasses on. He was Pro Palestine. Now he's here. I don't know. You need to protect Jordan Love. Can't imagine those Venn diagrams. No. No. They both have the same name. Jordan. Yeah. Jordan and Jordan. Hey, Jordan. Hey, Jordan. Hey, Jordan. Hey, Jordan. Hey, Jordan. Hey, Jordan. What's your Jordan? You better protect Jordan. Jordan, you got to get in there and protect Jordan. Okay. Look at that. They've got all the things he just did there. They have Josh Jacobs and AJ Dillon in their backfield. And they've also got John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith. His name is my name too. Yeah. Luke Musgrave, that Oregon state. Weird mustache. Yep. Tight end. Rape victim in 73. They got 74. It was 74. Was it? Yeah, it was right after midnight on New Year's. Gotcha. Yeah, it was a leap year. Yeah. I forgot that day. Yeah, he left right into it too. Yeah, so all the things that this guy's doing in this video look great right now and couldn't be more amped for the Packers, their fan base, and Brett Favre. How's that volleyball court doing that Brett got this state's money from? Is it good? They didn't build it. He just kept the money. Oh, he did. Okay. Good. Classic free Favre. Mississippi. Is that really what happened? Yeah. Mississippi had to click the water and volleyball court. Wait, didn't Shaggy do that to fucking Haiti or something? Who was it? Shaggy did that to Scooby-Doo. No. Who was the rapper? Yeah. So who was it that robbed all that money from Haiti? Oh, they got Hillary with me. No, they got from Fuji's. What's up, John? White club. Yeah. White club. Yeah. Why could I have John cry? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. He stole a bunch of fucking money from peasants. Yeah. Look, man. I don't like poor people either. Look at this. You go down there. Oh. This is the best draft they've made since Jordan loves probably. Yeah. And then you get a blowjob from a girl with that cheese hat on. Well, you know, if she's not great at it, you could stick your dick in some of the other holes in that cheese and probably get yourself off there. Loub it up. And that's a positive. So you got to hunt for that in life. You're a true innovator. I'm always out there looking for the positives. The Buccaneers are up next. Yeah, Baker. They got Baker. Mayfield is quarterback. So that's a franchise without any hope. Same as the Falcons. Better stuff than Patrick Mahomes last year. Well, I have that turned out in the Super Bowl. He didn't make it. Yeah. She didn't. Patrick has got ring three. You need to do it. By the way, in real life, how good is Patrick Mahomes, Derek? I mean, he's ridiculous. He's got a mess ever, like for real. Not yet, but he's on his way. I mean, but when you guys are playing him, was it like it's awful because you'll have him like all the way to the ground almost as he'll have like an inch before his knee hits the ground. He'll sling the ball somewhere and complete the pass for a first down. What's the reaction like in the sideline? We're just like, what the fuck are we supposed to do? Yeah. Yeah. Frame his dad for drunk driving. That's all you can do. That's what big football's been doing. We gotta do something with his brother. They tried to get his brother for grabbing that girl and mouthing her. He's like, I'm not gay. Look. No, they found out he was gay and they dropped the charges. What's up, Bob? They did get him. He's still facing him. No, they dropped. They dropped the most serious charges. So now he's doing house arrest, I think, for a year. You can fact check that. But I believe they dropped it and he's doing house arrest for a year. Also, by the way, on the chief's dead serious story, Andy Reed's kid has also got moved to house arrest and they vacated the last eight years of his prison sentence. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. They didn't. Like, the courts didn't. The governor of Missouri. Sure did. He sure did. Wait. His son? Yeah. I didn't hear about that. He murdered somebody. His son killed someone. Andy Reed, yeah. Like drunk driving, like, yeah. And the governor of Missouri stepped in and was like, his other son, he can't do that. After he won the Super Bowl, he vacated the sentence and he got a full shit. Yeah. Do his other son, Andy. Can you believe those fucking lit? Yeah. The other son, Odeid, and then the other one is Chazbone. That's what happens when you're a great coach. You're a shit father. Yeah. Yeah, that tracks. And that's what Gary is. Great coach. I want to say. I want to say your trophy rack. You haven't seen it? It's massive, dude. Yeah. Massive. Come over whenever, man. Open door policy at the Faust house. We should be a studio park. Hey, Gary. I'm a homeowner. Are you really? So you know. Yeah, man. No homeowner. Where are you living? Give us your address and yourself real quick. I didn't say that because people have showed up at my house before because of things I've said on the internet. No way. And vandalized my vehicle. What words are they right on there? I'm just kidding, dude. I fucked this guy's girlfriend and he freaked out. Yeah, he's going to freak out if he fucked his girlfriend. A guy like you should have swung on him and beat the shit out of him. Yeah, you could have. How many Elmo's swings frozen burritos did you have that night? I'm sorry, dude. If somebody bangs my girlfriend, I'm swinging. You got to... You just smashed the window out of my truck, spray painting. A guy like you, though. If I walk in and you're fucking the girlfriend, it's just I pick up the TV, hope for the best and throw it over your head and then run out. I start, I join in. What? Yeah, Dan does. That's true. But I... It is a beautiful tower. He doesn't get mad about this. No, it's super real. It's super deliberate for me, though. Yeah. Right? Like I'm not just going to like jump in immediately. Yeah, what you do is you slide in the middle and go luck, you become the lucky pea. Eventually I'll do that, so after I get warmed up. What a power move. You walk in, somebody's fucking your girlfriend and then you just pull your own pants down. And you fuck them? Gack it off. No. I just keep walking into my closet and I put on a robe and come back out and sit Indian style right in front of them. Oh, that'd be so great. So I can make a watch me break pimp. Yes. Get up, get up, get up. It's great. Here's what you do. Okay. Gary's fucking my wife. Yeah, Gary's fucking your wife absolutely. Come on in here for me. Sit up for sure. Yeah, back up. I just go. I just go. Ooh. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. And you work your way in? And then he's fucking you and then you're re-fucking your wife. And that's not gay at all because you're still having sex with your wife. Yeah, totally. Yes. Yes. You're gay now. Yes, exactly. And then Gary's the gay guy and you're like, "Holy shit, I was here to fuck this guy's wife. Now I'm the homosexual." Yes. And then Bob gets off. Yeah. Speaking of homosexuals. Sure. JT is bitching at me about meeting him downtown so I think I might have to split. Well, he was on the show earlier and what we told him he was going to spend the second half of his life gay and he was pretty pissed off about it, but it's totally true. Yeah. What does he do, man? You know, when it rains outside, sometimes the clouds get dirty. All the bucks? Clouds get dirty. It's pretty profound. Thank you. Yeah. Oh, look at that. He's a dukie. He's a dukie. He's smart dude. Yeah. Smack kid. Real fucking smack kid there. He's a dukie. He's retired. He might be a Hall of Famer. We'll see. He got banged up too much at the end of his career, positive numbers you need. Yeah. I don't think he's got the years on him. He's a good fucking player. I like crying out. Yeah. Great NBA news. Great NBA news. That dude can drink some fucking booze, man. Oh, wait. What do we got in the NBA, Bob? Uh, Joel Embiid. He has, uh, he's been treated for Bell's posy. Oh, are you serious? He went full retard, finally. Yeah. Come on. Is that real? Yeah. Who? Joel Embiid. Stop it. Yeah. How do you, how do you just find that out at fucking 29? He put up 50 points tonight with Bell's posy. Yeah. His face went paralyzed, I guess. Had some Bell's posy. Yeah. Well, that doesn't sound from dunking the basketballs. Sounds like a never. That sounds like a stroke. Yeah. He had a scheme. Probably a vaccine, something from the vaccine. Bell's posy's facial paralysis cause temporary weakness of paralysis in the muscles on one side of the face. Yeah. Once on his face, just shut down. Yeah. Aschemic stroke. That is really fucking scary. That's our fucking luck though. We drafted a guy with a peanut allergy that ate sesame seeds and never played in the NBA. I'm not seeing this story. Where's this at? It was Breakdown. Wait. Who did this? Yeah. Who was the sesame seed? Oh, it's Wojc. It's Wojc who dropped this. So ESPN sources, six-star Joel Embiid has been treated for a mild case of Bell's posy for the past week. What's mild? Wait, hang on, the condition began during the playing victory over Miami, but he wanted to keep it private to avoid distractions for his team. And then he played with Bell's posy and dropped 50? Yeah. He scored 50 tonight. Are you kidding? Fucking goaded. Yeah. Is this a real... Are we living in a fucking dream world tonight with Michael Penis, a guy with Bell's posy, dropped 50. Can't quit this anymore anymore. You can't. He's got that note. Give me MVP. Go. Eric Cardinals picks. Always be my MVP. Ah, that's a good pick. Darius Roberts. Darius Roberts. Hey, let's go. Ah, tell everybody about Darius Roberts. He's a fucking animal, dude, so they're listing him as an edge, but he's spent the first three years playing as a tackle and then moved to the edge out of necessity for the team and was even better at edge than he was. He's a big dude. He's a fucking animal. I love this guy. And he's like a heart guy, too. He was the heart and soul of the team this year, especially on the defense. He's fucking rad. I love him. Also, it says here the first NFL player to ever wear a hyper-color suit to the draft. So you can just breathe on it. It'll change different colors. First in the Technicolor coat, maybe. Yeah. He was a fucking... In that tackle, he just roasted his first round pick. Yeah. Sure did, yeah. Yeah. Missouri was... Look. Good hands. I said this all last year. Delco hated it, but Missouri was a very solid side all the way around. Look, here he is inside right here. Great side right here. Great offense. Great special teams. That's called a padback. He pad back into the offense tackle. You know, just keep going and running. Yeah, this guy can play. He's got good vision. And he's high motor too. Like he's just fucking pure energy, man. Darius Robinson was one of my favorite players Missouri's ever had on defense. I was hoping he'd be a first round pick. There was word he would be like end of the first round. I'm glad we got a first rounder in. Look, man. Missouri had a great team all year. Again, great defense, great offense, great special teams. And good for him. That suit though was an odd choice right now. That's beautiful. Look at that. Can you see it? You see it on it. What happens if you come on it? You think the bills are done? I do. So when you get in cap hell like this and they're getting rid of everybody, what do you do with a pick like this at this point? Because they need everything. They should. They should. Wide receivers. They got two tight ends. They're fine there. If they needed wide receivers, they should have tried to find a way to trade up and get one of those really good ones. I'm out. Well, you still got Xavier Worthy on the board. You still got the other guy from Texas there. So what do you do? Yeah, but do you want? You want good ones. You want like elite. But this pick, you can't really do that. Mitchell, where was the chief? They got the cancer out of there though. Yeah. Mitchell's good. Was he cancer? Let me ask you that. A lot of people are speculating that. I mean, it seemed that way because he was like running his mouth a bunch like after during the games, you know? But he was right though. Josh Allen was fucking up. It was subway player interviews here. Man, this white girl is way too excited for this interview here. Is that the girl with the nose? No. She's not. Everyone's all hopped up on the fucking salami from subway. That was a trade for the fourth host. She's been eating salami behind the camera the whole fucking night. Gee, he can smell it. Look at his face. Yeah. Look at the wrinkles around her eyes. She's smiling too hard at the black guy. Even that suit can't stop this shit. Can't do it. Can't do it. What happens if you rub salami on this side? By the way, pure respect for the velvet bow tie. Oh, do you think he did it himself? It's hard. I doubt it. Okay. It's hard to do it the first time. I used to know a tie bow tie. I lost that scale. Wow. No, I get it. Who's behind you? They're flicking everybody off. I'm talking to that Cowboys play. Oh boy. Oh boy. Cowboys traded their pick. They didn't pick up any free agents traded their pick. I don't think they traded this pick too. It's the same here. Oh. Yeah. Traded for Michael Pennix. Get a quarterback. The bills have just traded their pick ironically to who? To who? To the Chiefs. The Chiefs have entered the fun. That's the answer. That's the case. City wants one of those wide receivers. The last time the bills traded their pick to KC, they took my hopes. Really? Yes. I don't think 80 Mitchell's going to be my home. So he's going to be good. It's going to be good. What if it's... It could be Zaverworthy. It could be the one. Yeah. I've got money on it. It's Zaverworthy. I guarantee. They're going to be like, Haha. Tricked him again. Man, I'm just getting destroyed on Twitter for this Falcons. I mean, the bills don't... I mean, it's so bad. There's nothing the bills can do to... People are begging me. They must read the comments. Yeah, the bills are fucked. No. No. They're done. Yeah, the bills are done. I mean, that's what happened. They missed their window. Have you been in a... They had a window where they could have won... One to three Super Bowls in a lot, and they didn't do it. Well, because you're going against my homes. Have you been on a team that was in cap Hell like this? Yeah. Yeah. In Denver. After you won the Super Bowl? Yeah. Yeah. And they just kind of... As a player though, they paid you to feel like showing up. They paid von Miller so much money that they couldn't pay anybody else. Do you say that to him? No. I mean, you got to get your money. You're the Super Bowl in VP. You deserve to be paid. Okay. But I mean, it destroyed the team. Yeah, it absolutely destroyed the team. He's a home record. And we had Sheck Barrett and... Oh, kind of. I mean... Did you hear what Gary's at? He's a home record. Bye. Go to Twitter. And... Look up nightmare on any street. Okay, hold on. Oh, is this something I need to see here? What fucking pick are we on? It's from the bow-nicks pick. It's a screen shot from the bow-nicks. Which one was worse? Yeah, right there. Put this up on the main screen. Turn on, please. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So apparently there's a some sleepy black fella at Bow-Nicks House in Oregon. Blackout? He's... He's lying down. The goddamn couch. They're in the middle. Can you zoom in on that? Shit, dude. He is blacked out at Bow-Nicks' house. And nobody wants to say anything because he's the only black guy there. Look at that. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's sleeping on the couch. He's zannied out, too. Why are you sleeping? Look at this guy. Holy. We've all been there, brother. Shit, dude. That's just kind of funny. Wow. That's great. That's the only black guy in the room that just happened. He was probably late, too. Yeah, but you know he trussles white people because you can't fall asleep around white people. Right. No, you can't. They do weird shit. They do weird shit. Draw a dick on you. He's talking around. Yeah. So he definitely trussles. Go down to the family and make you play in the NFL like the blind side. And then he'll come out and say that white people are racist. Is that Sandra Bullock in the background? Gotta get some confirmation on that. Actually, that story, that real story is screwed up. That's why I was hell. Like they took all of his stuff, like everything from him. Well, he didn't ask either. You know? I think he got to pop a beak in and say, "Hey, what's going on here, guys?" They're going to move you about me? Like, are you going to pay me? I'm going to sub in Eric here because I got to text me back. Eric, come on up. Eric, come on up. Who are you texting back? Was that your PO? Dude, we're not worried about it. I mean, this is crazy, dude. Come on in. You got a Cowboys? Oh, it's a Coyote show, huh? Okay. Oh, you're good to go, Eric. Yeah. Welcome to the program here. Hey, guys. Thank you. Pop on the headphones. I've read very good things. Welcome, sir. Chief's pick is in. Do you follow football on? Yeah, I do. When I bet and I lose a lot of money, yeah, that's what I do. We gamble on this show pretty much every day. Good. Big fans. Mybookie.com promo code, drink and bros, doubles that first deposit up to $1,000. Who's your team again? New York Giants. And look, they got Malik neighbors. That's a fucking awesome pick. It's a great pick. I like LSU players in general. I just think they have good pedigree. You know, you look at the wide receivers that they've brought out in the last 10 years. It's been a fucking run, dude. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's pretty solid when you look at it. We'll see how, you know, we'll hopefully get another autistic quarterback. And that could throw the ball and not even look at where he's throwing and win a super baller too. Well, the weird thing is, it was widely expected that the Giants were going to take a quarterback in the first round. They didn't. And they were ahead of the Falcons. So the Falcons had nothing to do with this. Yeah. Clearly they're going to ride with Daniel Jones, obviously it's a $180 million contract there. And now you've got Malik neighbors, but you don't have a running back. Saequan has gone to Philly. Yep. So what do you do? Hope for Blake Korm in the next round? I mean, either that or you hope for, I mean, what they did in '07 or was it '07, 2011, when they had like, was it Jacobs? They had, I mean, they get inventive with their running backs where no one is like the solid guy. No one's been a solid guy since Saequan. And then you look at like Tiki Barber or something like that. But that's pretty much it. Since then it's been just, let's see what old guy we can get in here or somebody to hopefully be the guy. I mean, they've had several running backs like they had this really small guy, I forget his name, but exactly. Tiny Jones. Tiny Jones. Yeah. Tiny Tim Jones. Yeah. And the thing is that the Giants just, what they should be focused on, obviously, I thought they were going to, I thought they were going to grab Wilson, which I would have been pissed. The volleyball from the Tom Hanks movement? Yes. Wilson. Russell Wilson. But, no, I don't know. I mean, New York Giants, I don't see them really being a contender for the next three to four years. I mean, either. Neither of the Falcons. Chiefs is in right now. Let's see if the Chiefs pick. They traded up. Yep. Trade it up. I think they're taking Xavier Worley. Why are they fucking making a meal out of this, Bob? Jesus Christ. They fucking draw it out, dude. It's longer every year. This start at seven, it's going four hours. I know. We're into a Rogan podcast now. Imagine doing this every day. Four hours? Holy shit. No. That's brutal. I know. You can kill yourself, Delco. Might be out. Yeah. You can kill yourself. Unless you get in Rogan pay. Exactly. And then we're doing four hours every day. Hey. Five. Hey, yeah. I'll do nine. Oh, it's a make a wish pick. It's Justin. Justin is the make a wish kid here. Dead serious. It is easy. Close it up. Yeah. What's wrong with him? They're saying as his wish comes true. That he's good looking? Yeah. He's too old to be a child. He's very healthy. He looks like he's 35, too. He's like he's a fox teachers. Yeah. Maybe he's survived. He's a survivor. Ah. Make a wish survivor. Let's just take a wish away. Fuck. Are you kidding? This guy's like 25. God damn it, we just want all the money on my bookies.com. Let's go. I told you this on the show a week ago two weeks ago, my homes is thrown deep to Hollywood Brown. And Xavier worthy. The fastest 40 time. Oh, they still have Travis Kelsey. So and Travis Kelsey Isaiah Pacheco, Ray, she writes maybe just another weapon. I think they drafted him because of Ray she writes. Yeah, Ray she writes it. Now this doesn't matter, man. Congratulations. The Chiefs just want another Super Bowl. The Cowboys will probably take 80 Mitchell then, right? They still need to. They're on the clock. Cowboys aren't going to take Mitchell. Well, find out. He's a Texas guy. Oh, I prayed it back. He's a Texas guy. He is. But look at this guy. Who would you guys draft? Who do you want? Me personally, I want to solidify our defense. Texas win championships, you know, so let's get a corner. Yeah. No, no, no, we got to get you out of there. Got it? No. Got it. Go ahead, Mills. Go ahead, Ryan. Ryan, go ahead. Yeah. So I say we solidify our defense and get some cornerback help. I mean, you can't have enough of those, right? So that's what I think and there's a lot of talent on the board for that. I don't think you go Mitchell here. You got CD, you know, we got some players that can catch the ball. So let's play some defense. You've got one guy that can catch the ball. CD Lam. CD Lam. That's big. Sure makers go. Sure makers go. That's how you go. What the cooks do last year? Cooks did all right. Cooks had 650. And he's got 43 concussions. Yeah. Well, you know, let's play to his strengths. That's a Cowboys fan, man. That is a Cowboys fan. Sure is to. Sure is. Yeah. your team with a high school team and you'd be like, they're gonna go, they're gonna go on the way. It's our year. I'm a realist. I don't say we're doing it every year. I'm saying, what's the best thing we do here? Pick the best thing you do is get a fucking receiver because the best part, make the best part of your team better. Let's drop that that white corner back out of Iowa. Let's do that. White people, dude. You can't trust them. I can't trust whites. Sorry, man. Corner back. Corner back. Corner back. Corner is that unicorn. Come on now. At any position. Are you kidding me? The only white defensive backs you see are fucking strong safeties, right? Yeah, and corner backs. A white corner is so rare. It's just a fucking C-horn. I know because I was a white corner and I was slow and I was terrible. Like I wasn't good. C-horn is the only one I know of. That's it. That's it. I mean, C-horn was the only one that I I was a white corner as a youth. It's not great. He is good though. And he's definitely good. Yeah, I mean, it wasn't good. No, no, no, no, no. This guy from Iowa. Yeah, from Iowa. Oh, we'll find out. The pick is in right now. Pick is in. We'll see. Come on now. Keep the camera on rye guy here. Let's see. Yeah. Let's see what it is. Look at that Cowboys fan. They draft the kicker. Be great a punter. Goddamn. Did the race holder a placeholder? Come on. It's not. Yeah, it was Jim Kowski. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He grabbed us the ball, son. He wants his Hall of Famer. He played for 21 years. It's incredible how long he played. How many points did he score? Yeah, but how many championships did he win? That was when they went to 2001. Oh, Mother Raiders. It was the Brady tuck rule. That's right. Yeah, it would have won. And then Chuckie left Tampa Bay one there. Yep. So I said he emails. Yeah. Who do we got here? He's going to get paid for those emails by the way. Oh, yeah. So it's Hillary. Dallas Cowboys. 33,000 emails. Oh, they took an offensive guy. That's cowboy. That's cowboy. That's right there. My God. They went when Derek comes back. Oh, boy. Here comes back. He can attest. That's a cowboy thing. This guy shocked. He's like, what? Yeah. Tyler guy was like, shit, man. I wasn't supposed to go to the third. Who fucking called Jerry Jones? All right. Cool. I trust Will McClay. And I'd love to get. I love to get Derek to weigh in on this Derek. It's one of the trenches, right? Cowboys draft way. I was nice. Yeah. Way in on both offensive tackle out of Oklahoma here. Good pair. That's a good move. All right. Oklahoma guy. I mean, Dallas, Oklahoma. It's same. Basically. Oh, they hate each other. I hate each other. You think it's too high or what? He's doing. He's doing horns down in the fucking video and he's going to a Texas team. I love it for Cowboys fans. Enjoy it, guys. Hey, Derek said it earlier in the podcast. He said it's one of the trenches, draft you attack. Exactly. You got to draft. You got to draft off into linemen. That's good. Stay positive. Because when they become good, it's too expensive to bring them on to your team. Yep. I mean, what did Penne, whatever his name is. Yeah, look how much he got an extension today. A ridiculous extension. Oh, it was the highest paid ever. Yep. It's like 28, guaranteed. Yeah, it's not so good. They don't pay them. It's not worth it, right? Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. I'm going to piss. Oh, fucking. Yeah, he's a Ravens fan. Can you complete his sentence is the question, though? I complete many sins. Wow, this is going to be good. We'll find out here. We've got the one Ravens fan. Dan get and vet him back there real quick before we get started. Ravens that run. I love the way they run the organization over there. The Ravens. They do it right. Why can't they? Well, I guess they did win at championship. But why haven't they won more, I guess? They didn't. Yeah, Lamar can win. They didn't win. Sure. We should have won one in 2020. If it wasn't for COVID, we had a Super Bowl team put together. We had the team. Yeah. Okay. But we just like fucking every week, it was like somebody had the sniffles and couldn't play. Is that what it was? Yes. It was bullshit. How was she? Yeah, baby. Wow, dude. Eating potato salad. He's got a fork, a knife and a spoon in there. And a spoon in there. I need multiple shits from my potato salad. There you go. Who you hoping to draft tonight as a Ravens fan? The blackest fucking wide receiver to ever join the Ravens franchise and the blackest. It's getting the blackest. It's getting real. I don't give a shit if it's racing. Are you from Baltimore? We got from Texas, dude. So why are you a Ravens fan? Oh, boy. Who cares? He likes bat neighborhoods. Yeah, and bad decisions there. This was a bad one. Black people like people's gold. Ravens, big, big, big. I do want to know the origin story of this Ravens. Why is that your team? Are you kidding me? No. Are you kidding me? You're from Texas. You got the curls for the girls, but you're from Texas. Are you kidding me about Ravens? No. No. What is the origin story? How do you break right into great? Ray Rice is from New York. Ray Rice is from New York. Play-pop Warner with him, actually. All right, P. All right. Still alive. No, he just punched a girl. No, no, no. The messy balance. Not a girl. The bad-daughters. Why are you being a bad-dancer? Dude, Ray, don't hurt her. Hold on. What was he wearing? What was she wearing? I'm not kidding, dude. So what does that have to do with you being a fan? The messy fucking violence. So you're insane. You have to get him out of here. That's why he loves him. So the next line, the next line to me slaps someone. Have you heard of Ray Lewis? Sure. Murderer? Yeah, Murderer double murder. That's coming real hot from you, Ross. Do you know someone with a heart? Somebody like you murdered. So let's kill someone with a cross. Are you talking about OA? All right, P.O.J. Simpson. And you did a fucking full show from the goddamn funeral suit. Well, it wasn't his. We weren't a fighter. What's that have to do with being involved from Ray Lewis? I think you guys ain't growing here in your brain. We got to get you out. I love you. It'd be great having you, bud. It was amazing. It was actually fun. That's it. Yes, that's it. That's all you get. We will send you the highlight reel. At your Yahoo account. We'll send you some clips to post on the ground. Why don't you watch out your AOL email real quick for us and I'll make wiggies. Cornerback. We got to get you out of here. There you go. There you go. Yeah. That's an expensive microphone. I know I have one. I'm not going to get you out of there, friends. My God. What's the security situation here? What is that? It's lax. It's lax. It's this guy. Yeah. It's lax around here. Nate Wiggens, versatile cornerback. Drafted by the Rick. You know what I like about that, though? We really got to know why he's a Baltimore Ravens fan. That is a Ravens fan right there. I mean, if that kid doesn't represent Baltimore, I don't know what does. That's the other reason I love playing. I love playing in Baltimore because the fans are just like the most white trash. Awesome people ever. Like they're awesome. Yeah. I would say white trash because I am white trash. An extra in the wire. We found it. Get him out of here. But it's a it expands in franchise. You know, that's what you get. That's what you get. Yeah. Yeah. There's nothing you can do that and move from Cleveland over to Baltimore. He's eating a potato salad with four forks. We asked them why he was a fan. And he said, let me tell you about a football player that knocked out his fiance. Elevator, domestic violence, cold. That went from domestic violence to murder after murder. He goes, do you understand why I love Baltimore? No. No. I still don't understand why he was like murder. Right. Dude, you killed like you're sitting. Oh, and she is doing a bunch of murder. You have a lot to say. You've got to have me cross to bear. It was good television from that side. He saw it on the you asked him a question. And the first thing you did was take the biggest bite of potatoes out of all time. Do it. Do it. It was like hold. It's like, I want to answer your question. But first I want to have some of this potato salad. He's running a marathon tomorrow. He's really good. I mean, props to J and L for me. I did the car. Look, man, you got to load up for the weekend. Yeah. Put some in his hair. Holy shit, man. What a night. What a night, man. Michael Penix and then that. I mean, I and he has a Captain America tattoo on his elbow. Yeah. That's usually because he likes Puerto Rico. Exactly. Big fan of the PR. Yeah, he's a big fan of Puerto Rico. Let me tell you why. Have you seen the floods? He's like, that's what he likes about it. Sure. It's beautiful people on both sides. They're jump shot and fucking paper towels. The kids downing 11,000 calories in potato salad. Why not? You know, this is Texas and I like it. I like, I do like to stay at a lot. Are you not from here? No, I'm originally from New York, but I mean, Phoenix. I mean, Phoenix the last 13 years. I mean, Phoenix the last 13 years because, you know, even the Democrats got there because you like, you know, yeah, the Phoenix Scottsdale's. I traveled the country, you know, doing comedy. And Phoenix has some how, you know, what's good about Phoenix? They have hot girls and they haven't realized it yet, you know, because over there, it's either blow ball talk. So, you know, and that's just how it is over there. But it's great. I love the women there. I love, I love living there, to be honest. We, so we went to, I think it's harder than hell and I hate it. So, well, here's the thing. Well, I hate the cold. We went to the Phoenix Open and then we went to the Super Bowl. So in January, it was beautiful. It was great. And then every local there said, that's when you leave in the summer was when you leave. Yeah, and then every local was like, you got to get the fuck out of here. Oh, yeah. Dumping ice bags and pools and shit. They said, yeah. I just, you know, I lived in New York, blizzards, all that. I don't like whether that permits you like physically from leaving your house. You can always leave. Yeah. Yeah. In a, in a snow. Did I live in the Rocky Mountains, but I don't like that. I'm not stuck anywhere. And if you were, if you were, if you, if you were, four-wheel drive, I don't like buying a car based on it. If it's good in the snow, you should. I hate that reason. I want to buy whatever I want. If it's good in the snow, it's good in the sand. Yeah. And that's why I got a Prius. That's a good, you know what? That's good. That's good. Mine's terrible in both. No, no, that's good. That's good. Hey, I think I am going to get one of those cyber beasts though. Are you? Tesla? I'm going to get a cyber beast. It looks nice. Yeah. It looks nice. Yeah. He was seeing the kid rock out one and painted it like the general lead. Yeah, he wrapped it in general lead. Oh, he has one of his eyes? Yeah. No shit. Yeah. So that's what, because I was like, I looked at him. I was like, these are fucking cool looking. Yeah. I like the idea of having a truck that I don't have to worry about changing the oil and doing all the bullshit. Like just just it's just charge it and it's fucking ready to go. I'd like to try it out. Yeah, except for the vehicle. Rocky Mountains isn't going to work. Yeah, but I'm not driving that into mountains. I have a diesel for that. I drive that around town. Okay. Well, yeah, you can't drive it around town when it's cold out. Yes, you can. Dude, I think you're not see the fucking laws. Those people were getting stuck places in traffic. I'm not going to be sitting in traffic. It wasn't working correctly. Like the charging station. Well, then I'll never leave my house with it. I have another truck for that. What do you need the car for? Well, I got another truck for that. It looks nice. Don't do it. Let him do it. That's bad. Don't do it. It's bull proof. That's fucking nine millimeter. You know what else is bullet proof? And most of these fucking street guns are three eighties and thirty nine. This is for you. Arthur Blank. This is for you. Another one for Arthur Blank. Well, guys, my ride is leaving. I do want to say thank you guys for having me on. You guys are great. This is actually a really good atmosphere. I love the people that you guys have here straight out of Baltimore. Tell everybody they can find you. Eric Pannell comedy hit me up. Just got off the road with Tim Dillon and I think I'll be doing another leg of his tour later on this year. That's all. Eric Pannell comedy. I'll let you guys thank you guys for having me a fellow Brown here. Cheers, man. Just more white guys having fun. All right. Cheers. Big fan of Tim Dillon, by the way. We talked to him a couple months ago, he's supposed to come on the show this summer to promote his book. So we love Tim. Yeah, we're big. When's the book come out? Do you know? So basically the people who were going to do the book, they yanked it. They looked at his stuff. Well, he's one of the best in the business. He doesn't need a publisher. So fuck it. He doesn't need to go fund it himself. Yeah, I'll hit him up. We love Tim Dillon, man. Cheers, you guys. Thanks for being here. Ryan Mills joining us for the end here. How many days have you got left? G.G. Ping. How many? It's like John Cena. And he comes up and reads the Mandarin, dude. Oh, since I was home. By the way, Derek's on my side about about the national anthem. Yeah, I'm a real American. Oh, yeah. I understand it. And then there's some old stone cold stone cold dinner. Oh, this is the hell to the chief asked. Ricky Pierce saw wide receiver out of Florida. A lot of wide receivers drafted tonight. And quarterback. Good for the 49ers. All he needs a quarterback and they still won't draft one. They got 900 wide receivers there. Can't tell. If you think they should have drafted Spencer Rattler over Ricky Pierce, all I can't can't agree with that. No, they should have traded for for Michael Pennics. You know, anybody could have moved up for him. Also, by the way, I know you're scenario tonight, guys. I think the bills actually traded down to 32 so they can pretend they were Super Bowl champions. Because I don't know how else they're going to say this is the last pick tonight, right? That's the closest I'll ever get in this life. So honest question for the panel here. Obviously, O.J. Simpson just died any chance they draft him in memoriam. Probably why. Just say. No, they're running back, so the Buffalo Bills at pick 32 select. Ornthall, James Simpson, not guilty. What if they drafted Ron Goldman instead? Oh, did you see that catch just now? Yeah, beautiful. This dude's a gamer. Yeah, and they had no quarterback there either. John Lynch, look at how fucking erect he is about this pick. It's another white defensive back. Yeah. And there's not many of them. Who asked the best out of who traded? Yeah, he was. Oh, my God. The Buffalo Bills has traded their pick again. They didn't want to draft O.J. again to Carolina. Where's the Carolina fan? Hop back up there with Bob. So hop back up with Bob. Hop back up with Bob. Yes. My question is, why did they say San Francisco draft another receiver? Because they didn't. Well, they don't need one. They didn't want to trade. Deebo Samo. They didn't trade. I hope. You can like, what are they doing? Ryan Mills, I hate to interrupt here, but this is the the only Carolina Panther fan in America. Welcome to the show. Absolutely. I think he's out of view. Who do you hope the Panthers draft tonight? Christian McCaffrey. What's that? I don't know. I don't think his mic is on, guys. There you go. You got to turn it on. Yeah, my bad. Man, we're getting to the end, aren't we? It always does, by the way. It always rips. Dude, let it rip. Let it rip. Who do you want tonight? I've been a Panther fan since I was before I could remember since '04, when Adam Betachary beat us in a walk-off field goal. So I don't know. At this point, you just hope it's a straight male. I hope so. Yeah. Same here. And that's what we all hope for tonight. I hope they draft Derek, but we all hope for tonight. The hurricanes, on the other hand, are the shortest odds to win the Stanley Cup. I picked them to win the Stanley Cup. Hopefully they do it. They're up 3-0 after tonight. Go. Go stars. Come on. I love some. Now, the stars are, I think they actually have the third or fourth shortest odds to win. Well, we still root for them. We do. Carolina, Panther's pick is in, by the way. They need everything. I knew what they wanted. Any chance that they draft another quarterback? I hope. I mean, probably a line. A line? That's a good one. Yes. He got destroyed last year. I don't think, I think Bryce Young is going to be fine. I don't think he's seen an offensive line. I don't think so. He didn't do very good. He's a tiny little man. Yeah, he's a tiny, I said that, when I said that, I was like, why would you draft this tiny little man? Very netish. You said it earlier in the draft, you're like, that doesn't translate to NFL and I trust your word. But like Bryce Young was great. He won a Heisman and didn't translate in NFL. Yeah, it doesn't, just because you're the best player in college, how many Heisman trophy winners have actually panned out? 43. I don't know. I like how he calculated that, man. I've drank half this goddamn rifle of tequila and it's the old carbine gold is what they're calling it. I would say that I believe you're drinking that. Sure. I think we drafted Michael Pennics tonight. Come on, man. Dinks. You haven't tried yet? Stinks. That is not good tequila. No, he's not. You're going to have gut rot after this. Yeah, I have gut rot after that. Michael Pennics pick, guys. He's going to be, I don't really care. As a Falcons fan, I deserve everything that's that's heaped upon me tonight. All right. I deserve, uh, famine. I deserve, uh, they, I don't even know what the Panthers are going to do. I don't either. I don't know what that, because I don't think this, I don't think their quarterback is ever going to be what they run it back. And in chance they draft a real life panther. They've got trouble loose on the field. They have trouble Hubbard and Miles Sanders in the back field. They're not going to draft a run. I know. So I'm saying like, I don't know. They're going to probably try to go offense a line. Yeah, probably lineman or an edge or a line back. I wouldn't rule out a placeholder either for, for a kicker. They still got burns, right? Yeah. But no, they traded him, didn't they? Did they trade Brian? No, I thought they didn't trade him. Well, I know it was in talks. I thought they did. I thought they didn't. Sure. I thought they didn't decide. I mean, I'm obviously going to. They signed you, David and clowny to fucking under before. Oh, yeah, they got the clown dog, honey. Yeah, the clown dog. I would say they want a weapon here. Something to do. Clowny played decent in Baltimore last year. Yeah. And speaking of a weapon, they earned it. So cool are hated clowny. I'm sure. Couldn't stand him. Well, he's work ethic, right? Yeah. Yeah. I feel like he was a one hit wonder. Cola's a hit one. Dude, Cola are just not fuck around. No. No, I heard. He came and said, his shirt says, fuck me. Yeah, she does. Oh, oh, pick me. I like the fuck I like, fuck me. And look at that old lady there. She's looking to get bone tonight. They have a rice young head there too. Like, you know, me, you know, they're from Carolina, because they're like, it's so cold here in the D. Yeah, my barbecue is better. And you're like, no, it's not. It's so cold in the D. I think it's a weapon here. Here we go. Oh, line. I hope. What? You don't know what it is. Weapon. Weapon. Fuckin' retal. Ed Ligatuba. Weapon, dude. Why not, A.D. Mitchell? He's a better receiver than this guy. But he actually has hands though. I mean, they're gonna show highlights. I believe that he's legit. He's a beast, actually. Yeah, this dude could play. Yeah. I mean, he's the one dude on South Carolina, who he honestly was an animal. Very actually, almost Gebo Samuel-esque in a lot of ways. He's good. And he was supposed to be drafted earlier than he was. Yeah. I would say Derek and I are the same age, and we don't look like the same age at all. This is a man, and I'm a young boy here. I think this guy right here is gonna be a man, obviously. He got drafted. I think he's gonna be a player. We'll see. I think he's too early to tell. But he's also going to Carolina, so. Yeah, that's where people go to die. It's probably young. All right, but look, the last pick in the first round here, we'll go through the first round with everybody. Number one, obviously, was Caleb Williams to the Bears. Derek, you like it? I just, whatever. You hate him. You hate him. I mean, they got the weapons though. I mean, they do. He has no excuse. Flop. Flop. I think he's a bust because of talent. It's because of his attitude. It's all upstairs. Like sitting around on draft day, like I'm about to be the first pick, but I just like can't even be bothered to be here. I think he overdosed Keenan Allen, and Keenan Allen is like a great receiver and an awesome route runner, and it has multiple touchdowns like per year, and this guy's going to overthrow him completely. Yeah, we'll see. Jayden Daniels is two out of LSU for the Redskins. Hall of Famer. I don't know if he's Hall of Famer. I think he's going to be decent with Cliff Kingsberry. Hall of Famer. I think he's going to be. He's going to put up big numbers. So are you saying rookie of the year? No, I'm saying he'll be a pro baller. I'm saying that he's going to be the best player out of this draft. I think he could be too. Do you think rookie? Marvin Anderson Jr. Rookie of the year. Yeah, I know what I'm saying. Bonix? Bonix? The Denver. That's because you're a homer. You're pronouncing it wrong. It's Bonix. It's Bonix. It's a pill you take. Drake May went to three for the Patriots. Flop. Drake. Absolutely. It's Matt Jones all over. Yeah, Drake May is just a guy to get them through the rebuild. Yeah, like honestly. Well, why didn't they just keep Matt Jones in? Well, because he's not. Does anybody would have to pay him? He said a tight end. He's got in the rookie contract now. Yeah. Well, Matt Jones is a tight end that could throw the ball, right? No, not even. He's a sloppy little man. He's like, he's so sloppy. I think his nickname in college was Beef Tits. Sure was. Sure was. Who ordered the Beef Tits? I thought it was Matt and Cheese. That's what Cam said. Do you want the draft picks by conference? Oh, yes. That was one of the over-unders. All right, so independent Notre Dame. One. Okay. Mac with Toledo. One. Wow. Big 12. Three. Okay. Big 10. Yeah. Four. All right. ACC. Four. Pack 12. Yeah. Eight. RIP. Is there last year? Yeah. And then 11 to the SEC. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It makes sense. It makes sense this year. Marvin Ersen, Jr. went in four to Arizona. Easy safe pick. That's the safest pick in this draft, in my opinion. Joe Alts went five to the Chargers. Safe pick for fucking protecting our little bit. Yeah. He's an offensive lineman. He's a he's a he's a big he's a big goony dude. That dude's like six, nine. Yeah. But nobody nobody can hate on our ball for that. Like, no, that's what you want. Yes. Yes. You have a good quarter party. Yeah. That's what you need. You got to protect him. I agree. Malik neighbors. Great pick. But that's where players go to die. So I don't know what happens to Malik neighbors up there in New York. I think he's going to be really good. Honestly, and I'm a cat was fan. He's great. But it's it's dimes there. J.C. Latham out of Alabama went to the Titans. Offensive tackle. Michael Pennings, Jr. man. And eight. I just I cannot believe it. I can't either. I really cannot believe it. I can't either. You just paid a guy $180 million. That's the weirdest. That might be the weirdest draft pick I've ever seen. I really, I really think it's crazy for real. And it felt like it felt like it was scripted for this show. Did the Kirk cousins he signed like a four year deal, right? Yes. A hundred million dollars guaranteed to guarantee. He doesn't do anything but guarantee. Yeah, dude. Rome Dunsé out of Washington there for the Bears. Great night for the Bears. I mean, look, if Caleb Lane turns out all right, you got a superstar receiver. You got Keenan Allen. You get all the things there. J.J. McCarthy out of Michigan. Hall of Famer. Vikings? No, no. First ballot out of the league in two years. No, no. He's been trying to run his way out of Jefferson, dude. Well, he's going to run his way out of problems and he's going to run into a. Jefferson and Huygens and Justin Jefferson just asked for a check. Yeah, I think J.J. is going to be a good player. I think he's a good player. I mean, you have Justin Jefferson to throw the ball to. Like you said earlier, throw the ball up to him. He's going to make you look good. But when you don't throw the ball all through college, how do you just pick that up? He's going to run and he threw it on third down. Yeah, exactly. We're going to have a lot of those up there. Olofo Fashint, it's a fucking Simone. Planet Fashint. Yeah. Good pick. Good pick. He's there. Bonix. Bonix. Quarterback for the Denver Broncos. Your Denver Broncos. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think there? I mean, if he can't beat Zach Wilson out for a starting spot, then we're fucked. Yes. He probably Zach Wilson, pride banged his mom. Yeah, exactly. Oh, well, yeah. Another Simone. We'll try it too. Latuo from whatever the fuck. UCLA, Simone at 15, Byron Murphy out of Texas. I think he's going to see Hawks. He's great. That's a great pick. For those guys, Dallas Turner, for the Vikings, great pick out of Alabama. That's one of the Falcons draft. Marius Mims out of Georgia. Offensive tackle for Joe Burrow for the Bengals. Yeah, that's a good move. Great pick. Jared verse, Florida state, edge rusher for the Rams. Look, the Rams need everything. So yeah, it doesn't pick, you know, they could have picked anything. Well, they lost the biggest and best player in NFL. They lost the most dominant defense attack. So they went in pressure. So cool. Another Simone Troy. Fontano. Great. Moana. And so 20 there to the Steelers. Chop Robinson, great pick out of Penn State. Big fan of his Penn State. Third best defense in college last year for the Dolphins. Good pick there. Key on Mitchell out of Toledo. Weird pick to me for the Eagles there. Cornerback. Well, they need it. They need it. Yeah, they need a different. But like, how do you draft because that was the best? They have they have so many scouts looking at this film that, you know, he got picked over that Bama kid. So I mean, and he was from Toledo, right? Yeah. And have not mistaken. There's been some good players come out of Toledo, right? I had full Dave Toledo. Dave Toledo was very good. John Toledo was even better. Steve Toledo underrated young kid. Four star recruit now is the sophomore. He's been in some legal trouble. Yeah. Hopefully he gets out of that. He was swallowing goldfish at the mall. Brian Thomas June here. Wide receiver out of LSU to Jacksonville. Oh, well, they had to replace Calvin Ridley. Okay. So Calvin Ridley moved on. Oh, shit. He went to Tennessee. Yeah. Yeah. It's Cameron D. Hopkins and D. Hopkins. And then they got another one there. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Well, they paid well, that's crazy. Trae Bird. No excuse for well. No excuse. Terri on Arnold out of Alabama cornerback. Like that move makes sense to me over the guy from Toledo for the Eagles, but whatever. Yeah, but there's they saw something that everybody else wasn't seeing. Like that's but diamond is rough. But do you believe that how he is a hell of a, you know, hell of a GM? Yes. So he's gonna figure it out. Like he's he don't they do what they do well in the draft. Like they don't just draft turds. Yeah. So do the Cowboys just now the Cowboys are gonna play is great. Okay. And on record, please. No, everything about them. I mean, I burned the Jersey. I've already taken I've burned my Falcons. Jersey join me. It's fun over here. The water's warm. Terri on Arnold out of Alabama. And then Jordan Morgan, another Jordan for Green Bay Packers. Congratulations guys. They were hoping to get six guys named Jordan on the team this year. So they're a quarter of the way there. The Jordan Packers. Yeah. So they don't have to worry about names. No, she's Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, and then everybody that jumpman sponsorship. Exactly. Exactly. Graham Barton out of Duke. The centers were placing Ryan, our buddy here Jensen at for the Buccaneers, getting a Hall of Famer Baker Mayfield some help there. Congratulations. Say that. I love what Baker's doing. I do too right now. Getting paid like that should have been an MVP last year for him. Well, for what he did. Yeah. I mean, he, what he did for Tampa Bay. I mean, that was awesome. He took him to play. This guy showed up in LA. Never even seen the playbook. Yep. That's a game. Yeah. Sure did, dude. And then with Tampa Bay and took him to playoffs. Yeah. That's awesome. And then when he was in that division, you can go, you know, hey, we didn't go 500 and make the playoffs. Hey, hey, we don't need, we don't need details. All right. He made the playoffs. Sure did. Now he won a game. Look, he's tied with Tim Tebow for playoff wins. Next up is Darius Robinson, Adam Mizzou, Ed Drescher. He's great. It's a great pick for the Cardinals. Cardinals had a good draft. First round at least Xavier Worthy. Chiefs moved up to take him. That's what I predicted at the end of the rounds. Obviously, they moved up and got him. Congratulations. I think the Chiefs just won the Super Bowl again. Is there anybody going to beat them for a three peep? Max Crosby. Oakland. No. Come on out there. Back me. Back me. These Raiders will never win anything. They'll never win anything. They're a loser franchise. Yeah. Same with the Falcons losers. Who's their quarterback now? That's still there. He didn't whatever the Mexican kid is it? Yeah. I think he's Mexican Guy O'Connell, but the porn star Jimmy is suspended for the first four games. Yeah, something or another. He's gone. Did they cut him? Yeah. They're not there anymore. Remember when he got drafted whenever he got picked up there? All the porn stars were like all the hookers are saying he got free. He took him into a fucking restaurant, dude, on Rodeo Drive. And like all the paparazzi snapped it and they were like, bro, the fuck are you doing, man? Taking a porn star on a Rodeo. Next up, Tyler Geiden for the Cowboys. Have one in Super Bowl in 35 years out of Oklahoma there. Did the horns down? That's not true. Did the horns down as he was getting drafted to Dallas? I'm sure Texans are pretty happy about that. Congratulations. This are your without a Super Bowl. You're 27, I believe. Yeah, thank you. Because I'm 35 and I grew up with winning. Well, you were 8. I was close. Yeah, you were 8. Close to that. We were 8. We were winning. Nate Wiggins, out of the Baltimore Ravens there, had a Ravens fan on set that was the biggest mistake of our life. Nate Wiggins sounds like a name that you have to say with a lisp to me. He does. Yeah. Hey Wiggins Wiggins Wiggins. Cornerback had a Clemson, very good player. Baltimore is pretty stacked this year. They're the only ones in my opinion out of the AFC that could possibly knock off the Chiefs to go to the playoffs. The problem is Lamar Jackson's are quarterback and he'll never go. I think he does really good. You'll ever go to Super Bowl? Yeah. Yeah, I think so too. My question on this is when you are playing in big time games, is that a pressure moment for you? When you were in the Super Bowl, was there an ad for you? You do it. I don't think it's not him. It's that they change up the play calling with him. So they don't let him play his game. They try to play it safe and instead of letting him just play his game. Okay. And then what happens is he ends up late in the game trying to do too much. Yes. And that's where he gets where he throws picks and gets tracked. Have you ever played golf and like you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna get a draw on this." And you go to hit it and you're like, "Fuck, I should have hit it safe." You know what I mean? Like, I think they over do it. Yeah, that's the way it is. They got it. Listen, they got to stick to a game plan. They're doing all the right things in Baltimore. It's gonna come together for them. They got a really good team. They got a really good offensive line. Great defense. They have Derek Henry. They got a really good defense. Like they're gonna be fine. Yeah. So I think it's them and the Chiefs and then the winner goes to the Super Bowl. Yeah. And that's the problem. It's the Chiefs that it's the coaching. They get out coached. Yeah. In the playoffs. So if anything, if anything gets to change there, it's the coaching. Well, it's hardball. But they have like. He won a Super Bowl. Okay. But that was fucking 30 years ago. 30 years ago, he's gone. He's gone. Next up is Ricky Piersall out of Florida wide receiver for San Francisco. Why did San Francisco need another wide receiver unless they're going to trade Debo, Samuel or Brandon, I don't really get it. They should definitely trade Debo, Samuel. Just because he's older. Well, so like, I think Debo is irritated because Christian is getting all the plays that they were doing for Debo, Christian. That's what they say. Now that McCaffrey's on the team, Debo is redundant. Like a wide receiver can play the position that played the snaps that he's playing now. So why keep him? Yep. To be honest, and to his point, yeah, he's probably not thrilled about it. But Debo's never happy. No, he was pissed off when he was being used as running back to you. And now he's pissed that he's not being used as running back. And he chance they trade him over the next couple of days. Yeah, I think there's a chance. They just drafted a receiver. I mean, but that's the thing. You can't count on this guy to come in there and be good because think about this with Mims. Remember Mims? I knew he was going to be really good. And I was like, they should trade Jerry Judy. But they waited a whole year just to make sure that Mims was going to be good. And then they trade him. Gotcha. Last pick in the draft here was Xavier Leggets out of South Carolina wide receiver. If you had the overunders on my bookie dot com for six and a half on wide receivers, easily pass that tonight easily passed it for quarterbacks. The last unknown in the first round we talked about this a week ago was actually Pennix. Yeah, all jokes out the window here. And we thought he would potentially go at the end of the first maybe. Nobody had him in eights. It turns out they'd be the over under in the top 12 picks. For quarterbacks. And there's no one left at this point. So it's going to be a weird second. I can't believe that they did that. Can you either? I mean, I'm like, well, I had to fuck that was shocking. You're not going to give the guy that you just paid $180 million. Regardless of what happens, they got to pay him $180 million. Oh, hang on. There's there's actually a statement here from his agents. This is true. Atlanta Falcons pulled off the biggest shocker of the early part of the NFL draft taking Michael Pennix Jr. Cousins agent Mike McCartney told ESPN's Pete Damill that the Falcons only notified the quarterback that they picked Pennix while the team was on the clock. McCartney said there is frustration and confusion coming from Cousins camp because Atlanta did not use its first round pick to make the team better in 2024. I agree. If you're going to spend $180 million on a quarterback. And I get weapons for him to use or a defense because you needed that as well. Yeah, that's still understanding this. You're talking about this guy is only bringing brought in there for the future. Yeah, like they're not. And I don't understand what the fuck they're thinking. Here's an interesting part. So Pennix is now made a statement. Pennix is saying, I'm not going to say I knew it was coming. But I knew once the phone call came through and that's the only time that I knew or it even talked about this position. Like, I would imagine because you went through this, yeah, me with all the teams, the Falcons should not be meeting with a fucking quarterback when you just when you just paid a guy $180 million for you over and it's not like a two year deal. It's guaranteed money guaranteed four years of 180 million. So why would you draft a quarter and not like a young healthy quarterback, a guy that is injury prone, a guy that chokes in the fucking big game? Yeah, he and Kirk cousins are probably going to retire the same year. But is this like a fuck are we doing? I agree. This is a bread for like Aaron Rogers situation where like you let him sit behind you. Nobody says for years, not for years. And you don't spend a fucking eighth pick in the draft on a guy that's not starting immediately. That's not how it's done anymore. Maybe back in the day, but it was last year. Yeah, look, the nothing they've done has worked out in flux since Matt Ryan. This is genuinely one of the worst picks in NFL draft history. And it's puzzling. I'm sure this one unfold over the next few days. Look, I said this in the show many times, Arthur Blank is is known and he's made the statements as soon as he hired the coach that he hires on diversity. Terry Fontenot is also the GM there. Another DEI hire the coaches DEI hire. It's not a franchise that is serious. They're going down like they're going to be worse than United. Yes. That is not a franchise that is serious about winning football games. I know you're trying to appease the people of Atlanta. This ain't it, dude. When a fucking Super Bowl. What a weird fucking night, dude, for for us Falcons fans. And it felt like it was scripted. We're not even live. Yeah, it doesn't matter. We appreciate everybody tuning in. We're live on audio here. I know we're still on video. We're good. It swaps over after four hours. We appreciate everybody tuning in. Derek, where can everybody find your podcast? DerekWolf.com. Great. That's the easiest way. Wolf on team, but it's on Apple. It's on Spotify, Apple. It's on YouTube. You can go to Wolf on Tamed on YouTube. Check me out. Subscribe. Hit that subscribe when I hit the. I'm on what I just started doing this and I'm already at like 15,000 subscribers. So when I get to 20, I'm going to do a sweet giveaway. So, okay, perfect. You're going to give away a live wolf. Now I'm going to give away a dick pick. Okay, perfect. And not his. I didn't mean that. I'm not. Well, no, it's fine. I'll be the subscriber. I want to see your dick. Yeah. Somebody's sick. It's clear. It's a dick. Last but not least, Ryan, Ryan, you're doing a tasting tomorrow night. So everybody without sound. Yes, yes, I'm so I'm doing that in Selma, Texas, the total wine. I think it's eight, three, five, six, a Gore Parkway off the memory. If not, just Google it. I will be there from four to seven. Unfortunately, these guys have other commitments going to Olive Garden. So, I'll be there solo. Yes. Come out and I have some swag. Not a sponsor. Not a sponsor. Yeah, it should be. Yeah. Not yet. Well, I'm working on it. But yeah, come out and see me. I got a bunch of signed swag and a lot of R.A.F. So come on out. Yeah. And last but not least, I want to give a shout out to Delco Dan here in the booth, Rob Fox and Joel. You guys held it down. These shows are long. They're tiresome. And then, you know, obviously I've drank half a bottle of tequila, so I'm sure that wasn't easy tonight. Getting everybody in and out of here. I don't know how many times Gary went to do cocaine. You guys cover that up nicely. So we're proud of you. We appreciate you guys tuning in at home. 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