you have one unheard message. Hi I was calling current the influencer marketing platform but I think I just got redirected to a bunch of people listening to a podcast well anyways I was calling current because I was told they could help get my brand set up on TikTok shop and even build out an affiliate program of content creators promoting my brand and even have those content creators go on live streams and promote my product there. Wow I could really use current. I also heard that the brands they work with are making millions in sales. I guess I'll just go to their website at current.tech Live from our studios in Austin Texas this is drinking bros fake news with Ross Patterson, Dan Holloway, Hoppe G with the traffic. How you feel? Good, good, yeah. Field Reporter, Hot Bob and Delco Dan Sports welcome to fake news. Yeah welcome to drinking bros fake news everybody bringing you the realest fakest news of the week. Got some familiar faces on the old news today. It's not Travis Scott. Are you sure? It's a white football player. Yeah it's a white football player okay. Not all white football players look alike. We're not all Travis Kelsey. We're not all Travis Kelsey. Are you on the U.S. soccer team? No. Jared Taylor by the way he will not be on the NFL draft show tonight because he knows nothing about sports. No. However you do sponsor every fucking sporting goddamn team and event on the planets. Black wave of coffee UFC. Yeah UFC. That you'll go to. I love the UFC. Black treble coffee sponsor of the Dallas Cowboys America's team which now which can you name one Cowboys player and you're you guys are on the field. I bet you can't name one Cowboys player. If you had a gun to my head right now I'm about to do it. Cowboys player put a gun to my head. All right. Now this is a gun. This is a rifle can it be a historical Cowboys. No right now to be an active Cowboys player. There's no way you don't know the name of the the quarterbacks name Emmett Smith. Is it Mario something? No Mario Lopez. I don't think there's anyone named Mario in the NFL. Hey it's me Mario. Yeah Mario Lopez the one I'm really trying to think. The only Cowboys jerseys I have have post Malone's name on them. Oh God. God damn it. Yeah but I got a bunch of jerseys that say Malone. Is there a Malone on the team? No. There's no Malone on the team. There's no Malone on the team. He's got a song called Congratulations which is a song that Cowboys fans will never get to play ever because we're never one another. Derek Wolf is in town. He's our co-hosts on the NFL show this fall. He'll be our co-hosts tonight's for the NFL Draft. Welcome to Austin Texas. He asked me to grab you some tequila and so I grabbed you this fine bottle here. Yeah that just looks like a bad hangover. Is this fucking nuts or is this nuts? That's pretty cool here. I'll say this before we get too deep into this conversation. Sure. Whatever happens tonight resist the urge to put that thing inside you. I don't care how good it looks. Don't do it. Well look if you've listened to the draft I'm telling you the past chickens wild. I'm telling you don't do it. And you guys are very Faust coming today. Faust is coming tonight. He's he had to pick up amphetamines. He called into the other show and I'm like what salt amphetamines. I'm sober man I'm sober so I'm not gonna be drinking tonight. I'm like are you doing drugs? And he goes oh yeah yeah I'm about to meet the amphetamines guy now and I was like oh that's cool. Gary Faust is an Austin character staple. Sure it's you are going this is a treat like when you meet this guy you're just gonna want to be like yeah I'm friends with you forever. Exactly. He is the funniest. Perfect thing. Like like it's it's it's a whole aura. It's a vibe. Because I was out three nights ago and he FaceTime me it was probably midnight and I was I was at the dirty dirty Bob's dirty bills which dirty dirty something. Dirty bills. Dirty bills. Dirty bills. Yeah with some fine ladies. Sure. And Gary FaceTime's me he's like oh god you're at Dirty Bills I'll be right there. Ten minutes later he walks in with a plan B's and twisted T's hat. This bartender was hot as fuck. I mean like it was making me uncomfortable how hot she was. Stops him in his tracks he he gets up to the bar then I see her take the hat off and put it on and then she gets her phone out and then and then and then he says something he starts laughing and then he jumps down to the booth he goes sorry I had to get that bitches number. She's like oh it's her hat now. Yeah and then move on about his day. Gary still hasn't seen his child so we'll find out where he's at. He FaceTime with him. Finally yeah on his birthday I think. We'll ask him tonight and the kid was like hey who the fuck is this? I'm this is me you're Paul. You left for a pack of cools in 83. Well I'm here now you know. Yeah so I'm talking about the past you little bitch. Exactly. Stop crying. Yeah. Stop crying. You'll be a fucking good defensive end at some point. Exactly. Absolutely. I'm living proof of that. Yes. There's no father. No mother. Yeah dude. That's the that's the magic sauce right there. You can make millions and millions of dollars but you got to be aborted. I mean not aborted. I mean your mom has to know your mom has to try to drink you to through abortion. Yes. I feel that to me and not enough to where I would be just dead. That's that that prepped you for football. Yeah that to me is like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles falling into the mutant. Exactly. Yeah exactly. Like some probably the story the real story that they don't tell us that big turtle doesn't tell us is that most of those turtles died. We just see the four that survive but they did become super. Right. A big turtle controls the narrative. Big turtle controls quite a bit of the media. Yeah I mean I don't know if you've noticed that little hats. I have I have they like diamonds but not not happy about it. But what if what if drinking while you're pregnant makes your brain non susceptible to CTE. Well find out. I mean I feel like I feel good. I feel like I got nicked a little bit by a CTE like a kind of snick to me. Yeah but I made it out. All right. Yeah see. And then you're with enough enough still aside and you can just reverse anything else. Jared got nicked by Down syndrome and like he's here. You know what I'm saying? Yeah there's some facial. There's some facial slopes. Is that how it looks? It's a little it's a little frowny. It's a little it's a little downy little frowny. You missed that show we did with Kayla where we were talking about Chippy. Yeah I have not seen that one. Wow. Give Chippy the bit. Look that up on your own. It's a good one. That's a good one. It's a good one. You actually watch this show? Yeah. Yes I love this fucking show. I'm always surprised when somebody listens to us. That it's just out of control and disgusting. Before we start the news here Ryan Mills is here our hard day of seltzer rep. Where we got new location wise here in Texas right guy. First I want to start off where I'm gonna be at tomorrow the 26th. We got a tasting Ryan. Yes yes we're gonna rage in Selma Texas at the Total Wine I think they call it the Forum. The address is 83.56 Agora Parkway. Googlet I'll be there from four to seven. Four to seven. I'll tell you what we'll sign some hats have some treats some laughs to give out to everybody that goes to Selma Texas. Wait Selma like where they did the march? Yeah that was in Alabama. So in Texas they march there too I'm sure right? Yeah but it's more of a goose step. A little goose step in Texas. They're goose stepping. There's no goose here. Hell no. There's no goose there. What else we got Ryan? Yeah yeah so we have a couple places around the lake Lake Lewisville. We stop in at Elm Fork Tap House. They're serving us there and talk to Susie. We got a couple around the posh. Susie out there on the lake? Yes. If I get a sunburn she'll apply a little SPF 30 to my body and give me a hard day of seltzer. Absolutely. Love it. Out at P.K. we have the Trading Post and Bonitaville. There's a bar and girl out there. We got a couple in Abilene. Talked about before five little liquor first in last out. There are a bunch of veterans out there killing it for us. LG Spirits and LaGrange Texas. And then we got a couple in Georgia. Max, beer and wine. A peach tree place. Yeah. We got Tara's package. We got Brandon's package store. Brandon's a lot of packages out there. Those are these. Brandon's package. I kind of feel like Brandon sounded better. Sure is this. Yeah Brandon sounds like he's got a great package which we need his likes. We'll look into it. We'll look into it. And last but not least we got Licker Gate and Z and Z package store. Licker Gate. And then last row Lopez has an event going on. N.X.L. Lone Star have been in garland and he's passing out hardy F seltzer plus four head kisses is what he said. Oh there it is. I like Licker Gate a lot too. I'll look at her front as well. Top story of the day. Well I've got some news for you too. And you're going to be excited. Oh come on you're going to be excited for this. Oh no. Tiffany Gomez finally answered me on Instagram. Shut the fuck up. Dude I'm crazy buddy. Yes. All right this is this is actually big news. So who is it? Tiffany Gomez. Is that a big lady playing? Oh yeah. We're not. None of this is real. Dude I've been trying for fucking months. So she just posted a bikini pick here for ultra right beer. Pop up that picture of her internet melted down because we've never seen her without clothes on. We finally have now and everybody is like oh shit crazy plain ladies fucking hot. Did you interrupt us? She oh M.A.S. Yes did you get up to have Tiffany? Yes I'm trying to marry her. Oh okay great. If if if America's couple it's me and crazy buddy. Come on. How are you at? Dude Tiffany Gomez. Okay. Right there. Boom. There you go. Look she's gorgeous. Look at that dude. I mean even just go to one of her normal photos. She's right there. That'll play. Look at that. Oh she did it from you. She's the article 15. Hell yeah. Love you. You've been doing this for fucking months dude. God. She finally responded yesterday. What did she say? She just she just said oh hi. That's it? Yeah well I mean I haven't got it. Listen listen it's this little baby steps. Yeah she's probably working she's probably working on the restraining one. Yeah sure is. She's like I gotta be nice guys. See that? See that? Now it's not. I'm not in the requested anymore though. I moved. I moved Super Bowl weekend recaps. She's a sports fan. She was at the Super Bowl. Look at her there. Oh Tiffany Gomez. How did she get into that? I mean she's from Dallas. She's a Cowboys fan. Just tell her your sponsor. Well that's that's the only time she ever gets to go Super Bowl. That's what I'm saying. She's a real estate agent. Yeah so I could go and buy some real estate. Who are friends? Pop up those who are friends. Yeah let's see what she follows. Oh boy look at that. That's Dallas right there isn't it Bob? Oh yeah. That's classic Dallas right there. She's a little Arlington to me but these are Dallas girls for sure. Sorry Beyonce but that is Texas. That's exactly what you're hoping for when you come down here. My god Tiffany Gomez good luck. The only person she follows that we know is Jeff Dye. That's it. I can hit a Jeff. Hang on. I get a Jeff's phone over. Oh shit is she with Jeff? Oh she follows Sarah Gonzalez too. I hope Jeff is sex with her. I could hit up Sarah Gonzalez as well. I'll hit up Jeff and see if he's sex with her. Yeah we need to. Yeah we need to. I need to I need an assist you know. Jeff's a good looking guy. You want to follow up after Jeff or do you want to wait? You want to wait for someone to go in there? I'm fine. That doesn't bother you? No. You'd none of that bothers me. Yay you never know. You never know dude. There's a good looking guy pipe in her right before. You don't want to follow that. Jerry's dating life is the equivalent of somebody who literally picks food up off the ground and eats it. That's true. You know what I mean? That's true. So let's have fucking apply it too much. That's not true. That is precisely true. Yes. I Derek I fucking heard him tear off a prosthetic leg of a girl and then have sex with him. And then you can throw the leg against the wall. Oh god. Get this out of here. For effect. Like you throw the leg against the wall for effect. The prosthetic leg against a fucking wall. And I think it was Nick Palmishano's like somebody's got to go up there and do something else. I can't make a regrow a leg. What the fuck do you want me to do? Like Jared's singling do whatever he wants. I'm so sorry. Yeah. First up news lies dolphin assassination. A dolphin was found cruelly shot to death on a Louisiana beach last month with multiple bullets lodged in the animal's brain. The juvenile bottlenose dolphin was found after the corpse washed up on West May's beach in Cameron Parish, Louisiana on March 14th. Now the national oceanic and atmospheric administration, which I didn't know was the thing, is offering $16,000 for information on who was behind the Grimm Act. Audubon Aquarium Rescue, Stranding Network's partner, brought the dolphin to the Audubon Nature Institute in New Orleans. Is that what they call it for animal deaths? Necropacy? Necropacy. Gross dude. Was revealed that multiple bullets were lodged inside the dolphin's brain, spinal cord, and heart. Yeah. So how the fuck do you shoot a dolphin in the heart? Carefully. Well, brains, spinal cord, and heart shot. Yeah. That's, I mean, that's pretty good. That's so we got a we got a professional here. Do you know who else is from New Orleans? Lil Wayne. Lee Harvey Oswald. Oh, shut the fuck up. Dude. Mm. That want to rule it out. So you sure it's not raving the question is what did the dolphin do to piss off or expose the CIA, right? What did the dolphin know about JFK? Hang on a second. Yeah. I'm a dolphin anatomy expert here. Sure. So I want you to take the dolphin's body like my arm, right? Pork of the sea. Okay. So brain, spinal cord. Yep. You're on a boat. That's an easy shot. How the fuck are you shooting a dolphin in the heart? Got to go underwater and then shoot it again for my words. Yeah. The dofflin rolled over and he gave it a security round in the chest. Oh, okay. You would think it's a water, right? It rolled over like it rolled over because it was hurt when fish are dead. They're usually are upside down. You guys call it a security round in military? Oh, yeah. It's just, you know, it's a make sure that you're that they're definitely dead. There's an old saying, but there's there's this double tap. Yeah, there was this knock back in the day named John Menory. And he said, if you shoot someone and think they're dead, be sure to shoot them in the head. Well, that's right. In the military, we carry two pistols, one on each hip. And then when they're dead, you're supposed to do both eyes at the same time. And then you put them back. No shit. And then you spend the guns on your finger. And you can say whatever catchphrase. Yeah, you're allowed to say one thing. One thing. But you have to get it approved. One castphrase. Yeah, but you only get one for your whole career. So you can't fuck it up. A lot of guys will go without a catchphrase for a while until they kill a couple of people. That ain't my momma. Yeah, that's my catchphrase. That would be completely out of my context. But picking it right away, it's yours forever. You have to say it every time. I feel pretty confident in the choice that I just made. But what if that ain't my momma? Fucking shot bin Laden. That's what you want to say. Yeah, that ain't my momma. What's yours? I'm sitting here thinking, you just put me in a spot. I don't know. Yeah, well, too bad. Pick one right now. Well, I mean, like get yourself in the right headspace. Some shithead predator. You just smoked them in both eyeballs. And now you're in a file. Now you're inhaling the fucking cordite into your lungs. Because you want to smell it. Yeah, he was a pedophile. And then you caught him raping your dog. I've got mine. It was your favorite dog to you. Yeah, it makes your dog too. What's yours here? Oh, mine was simple. I just went, I'm ready for a snack. I like that. What about yours, Stan? I'll have what she's having. Which is not original, but I like it. Yeah, probably like it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be fine. That'd be fine. I'm going to stand by my dad ate my momma. And maybe a bitch. Can I add one more word? That's what I'm saying. You you have to choose wisely. So like if I think you can wait, I've got my choice. I think you can append insults to the end of it. Okay. Just not just not like. Oh, look at that. We've got we're not alive to hear. Fair enough. Dolphin that's for you. Oh, yeah. Can you pop that dolphin structure up there? Who cares about this? Fucking go to pork of the sea. We can see what's really inside of a dolphin. Well, this is fine for now. This is more of a medical thing here. That's the inhalation pathway for dolphins. Oh boy. So that's art. So that's where your come goes. If you come in a blowhole. When you put your penis right in there, dude, you're going to come right in the top of that. You can't put your penis in a dolphin's blowhole. Yeah. It's off of. I think, well Wayne, it's it's obscure or obscure vinyls. Have you seen that account? Yeah. Oh, yeah. We were listening to some yesterday. Yeah. Fucking awesome. This baptism. It was this old lady talking about shaving a pussy or something. Yeah. Old Black Lady is weird. Big fan. RIP to the dolphin. Bob, we got a name on that dolphin or is it? I think that dolphin raped someone's girlfriend or something. That's what they do that. We're talking to dolphins. We're talking about that yesterday. We're talking about Cajun Redneck, some other fuckers. Like, dude, they do anything. This thing's hopping around. They're like, "Oh, yeah, shoot it, Clayton's." But here's here's the shock that I have. Usually they'll eat anything down there and lose. Like they'll give a fuck. They'll eat gator, they'll eat rattlesnakes, whatever you have. Why not eat the dolphin? This seems pointed. If you're not going to eat this fucker, what's the point? Why'd you shoot? You're just kind of doing it to do it. Yeah. I feel dirty about it now. It's probably just like teenagers, too. Could be. All I know is that dad ate my mama. Like, just shit faced out on a boat. Like, let's kill that dolphin. Dude, shoot it. Ricky, you won't shoot it. Ricky. And then they're like, "Oh, God. Oh, God. We killed the dolphin." And they just boned it off. Why is there always a guy named Ricky involved in this shit? Ricky has to be son of a bitch. He died in Boys in the Hood. And there's always a Ricky. We need to ban Ricky's. There's always a Ricky. This isn't as bad as that wolf story up in Wyoming. Did you hear that? Which one? The one where the, the guy, he drove it down with a, oh, no. He ran it. He chased a wolf down with a snowmobile, ran it over, wounded it, and then taped its mouth shut and prayed it around town while it was alive. It took pictures with itself. It took pictures with it. Everything. We got a $250 fine for that. Why did he do that? Because he's a stunt. Fuckin' idiot. Yeah. It was a two-slur moron. I thought that was a two-slur. We've got, we've got fuckin' people, we've got people in Denver, Denver, in the city of Denver trying to ban mountain lion hunting and ban all these other hunting, all these other hunting seasons. And you've got idiots like that doing shit like that. It's just parading a wolf around a death wolf throughout the city. Next up, Joe Biden must be stopped. President Biden has formally proposed the highest top capital gains tax in over 100 years. Here's a direct quote from Biden's 2025 budget proposal. Together, the proposals would increase the top marginal rates of long-term capital gains and qualified dividends to wait for its 44.6 per cent. That's really lovely. Yeah, what a piece of shit. For you to write another check to the fucking Ukraine, dude. My god, man. That's what you should say to the IRS now. Hey, where's our money? You ain't getting it. Zelensky's got it. Yeah. I claimed him as a dependent on this last one turbo tax two days ago. This is fuckin' bullshit. It's a crazy man. We're gonna take half now. So under Biden's proposal, the combined federal state capital gains tax exceeds 50% in many states. California will face a combined federal state's tax of 59%. New Jersey 55.3% Oregon 54.5% Minnesota 54.4% in New York state at 53.4%. All of these states that I mentioned are all blue states. And I guess they're fuckin' loser fuckin' retards. Yeah. And I guess they don't care about making money. Yeah. No, they don't care about making money because they don't make any fuckin' money. They don't work. So the people that do work, they want them to pay their fuckin' bills. Do you know what the effective tax rate was during the American Revolution or leading us? 3%. 2.5%. Was it really? God damn. So we've gone up a little bit. Oh. Just a little bit. And we're just trying to, hey, just only take half of my money, please. Don't take any more than half or take half. The income tax and death tax, as it's called, are 20th century inventions. They didn't exist before. When was the income tax in 1917 or some shit? It was around the same time as prohibition. Yeah. Yeah. So late 1910, like... Thirteen, 1913. And I think the capital gains tax was 1922, if I'm not mistaken. I'll check that. The income tax is in fact a constitutional amendment. Yeah. Bob, you can pull up that video. I sent you on Twitter of President Biden yesterday. This is the guy that wants to take all of your money here who gave that fuckin' speech. Let's be honest. This guy has no fuckin' clue what's going on. Well, did you hear this yesterday? This was awesome, dude. I was a big fan of this. This is reading the television. Imagine what we can do next. Four more years. If you like that, you're going to love this. What's that? Bob, go to the "Drick of Rose" website right quick and click on "New Merchandise." Do we have a pause shirt already? Come on. I guess we're just going to have to wait and see. There it is. What that? Oh, there it is. Shut the fuck up, dude. Man, I need that. There you go, boys. Oh, I came up with a good one last night, too. Yeah, you like that one? Yeah. It's the silhouette of the Marines of Yewajima putting up the flag, and it says, "All my friends are dead." And then real small below it says, "So I made new friends." Boy, dude. Welcome to "Drink of Rose," Derek. Give me a long night. Hey, that's a good shirt for us. The great shirt. Show me this pause shirt. What point did you make this last night? Because this just dropped. Uh, that was a five-minute conversation this morning. It took Brandon about 10 minutes to get alive on the side. That's great. So the White House, when they released the transcripts of this speech last night, they said, "Inaudible," instead of the word "pause." No, guys, it was definitely audible. And it's because pause is homophobic. Oh, shit, is it? Like, if you say something that could be gay, you say pause afterwards. Really? Is this a Denver? No, this is an urban culture. Oh, I see. You pause. When you say urban, when you say urban, is there a particular race you're talking about? I'm saying, yeah, like black folks. There we go. Thank God, Derek. We don't have to dance around here on this show. So that's their version of the whole world. This meat tastes great. Pause. So that's their version of "Dohomo." So maybe he's trying to get the black vote, because last week, Red Lobster filed for bankruptcy. What? Yeah, so was he talking about a bunch of gay shit before this? Maybe. He was like, "Oh, I'm gonna suck every dick in America." Pause. Well, I mean, there's been a lot of gay stuff going on in the last four years. Yeah, they were butt-fucking in the Senate chambers or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Also, by the way, no "Homo" is black. No "Homo." We just stole it from them. It's ours now, because we discovered it, Bob. Just like we discovered America, you little bitch. We sure did. We sure did. Give us something. Give us some fuck up, right? When you look like this, white pale, pale, super pale, blue eyes, beard, and you stumble upon something, it's yours whether somebody lives there. Yeah, it's your God-given right. Are you fucking kidding me? As a white man, what's going on? Zip your gosh. Get the fuck out of my way. And look it. Look at pictures of Jesus Christ. He's got long, blonde hair, blue eyes, whites in the Middle East. And Jesus owns everything. Sure does. Like you're just renting it. Yeah, I need you to clarify something. Oh, no. Come on, you're the smartest person here. Okay, that wasn't the point. He's also not the smartest person here. When somebody calls you based, is that an insult or are they giving you a compliment? No, I think based means like principled and conservatism. So it's just if someone's is based, what are they telling you? No, they're a good patriotic American. Yeah, that's a good thing. Yeah, but it's a compliment. No, based is essentially what woke used to mean. Yeah. And now they switched it out. It's kind of but it's more like it's cooler. It means you're you're not afraid to say what you're thinking, but what you're thinking is like actually rad. It's not like, yeah, it's a compliment. Okay, it's a compliment. See, it took a while to get that answer, by the way. Yeah, it did. No, it's because they're both a couple of liberal cucks. That's why. And he didn't want you to fucking know that it was a good thing because he doesn't want you to be happy. No, I didn't want you to go out into the world. He's just do it. He's from Delco Philly. So he doesn't want anybody to be happy. I'm just saying, no, no, no. That's what it is. We need to see one trans CEO. That's what we need to see. Why? Because we're. I don't even want to see one that's doing something other than telling us what their gender is. What about Big Mike? Yeah, Big Mike. Or Rachel Levine. Who's that? The Admiral of HHS? No. Oh, yeah. Come on. That dude, man, have you seen his hot teeth are real? Dude, it's a real admiral. And a real athlete. Pop up a pick, Bob. It's a librarian in Oregon. That's what it looks like. But Jesus Christ. That is terrifying. Why? This is the glamour shots version, too. Imagine seeing this one up. You can imagine seeing this fucking mongo in person. Imagine him on top of you. No, I don't want to imagine this entire bottle. I don't want to imagine him speaking in a room like as we're supposed to take it seriously. Jared. Jared. Jared. I'm going to come, Jared. Oh, God, dude. God. That is terrifying. It's just that. Looking at that photo while you're giving that voice. Are you cat-pulling it? Yeah. What about the one that the dude that was, I don't know who they were stealing luggage. Oh, yeah. That was a good one. That one looks like... That dude kind of went west. He looks like a villain. It's a fun one. Like, he looks like a mastermind. But lastly, there's a kid, yeah. What was that, Dick's name? He got fired, by the way. Yeah. So, they let him go after stealing luggage at the airport. Oh, God, dude. This is... Dude, that man needs to be punched. This is what happens when you stop kids from bullying other kids. Yes. Exactly. Let it happen. It needs to be a little healthy bullying. Although, if I had to fuck a dude, I mean, that one looks like you could pin down pretty easily and pop up a couple shots. I'm just saying, gun to head. If somebody was like, "I'm going to fucking kill your family, you've got to fuck a dude." That one, you could probably pin down and pop off around pretty quickly. I don't know. I think Dylan Mulvaney is probably a little more dainty. For you, you know, I need a little meat on them bones to get off. But to each his own, you know, we're not going to... Yeah, Dylan Mulvaney looks kind of like a babysitter. I could get down with that. Yeah. What? He's got a babysitter fetish. Hey, dude. If you had a hot babysitter again, you got a babysitter fetish. You sure do. And hopefully, my wife is six years older than me. My sister babysat us, man. She was younger. It was weird. Nothing you can do. And if you are having sex with your babysitter, do it on a ghostbed from ghostbed.com/strickenbills. 50% off, mattress, the sheets, pillows, adjustable vases. You name it and it's checkout. It's going to see a three-year page of your program. No interest as long as you have decent credit. The babysitter will love it. Sleep in comfort with your babysitter or your sister and Jared's case. And I'm sure ghostbed's going to love this ad, really. They love us. Stretch it out over three years. Come on, dial it up, dude. Today is the day you buy a brand new bedroom set for that babysitter in your life at ghostbed.com/drinkinbros. Next step... Wait. I just got to say... Did you say rape? No, I said wait. Your rectal integrity is a ticking time bomb. Me? No, it's not. You're getting dug out by a dude and within this calendar year, I could feel it. Well, I'm not. Are you getting cropped, Dustin, or what? No, no, no, no. I'm just saying, based on the conversations he's been having recently, oh yeah, it's getting fucking weird. Things are always nice. He's gone so far that now, it's like these super wealthy dudes or actors and actresses, they just get so bored. I'm not bored. You're the most barren person I've ever met in my life. And I am bored, aren't I? Yeah. You're going to start fucking dudes, man. It's going to start getting tagged. You'll probably start with getting to the dude. No, come on, why? If I give him your gift, I think they call it. You're going to let him suck you off. You guys are bullying me. We're not. We're not bullying you. I'm trying to keep you from gay. You've kept me. I'm financial level in life where you're going to start fucking dudes. I have some amazing date lined up tonight. She's hot. Yeah, what she's going to do is use her hotness to convince you to fucking do it. I'll send photos while you guys are on the fucking draft. You can do whatever you want to do, but you're banging to do it. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. Can't be stopped. Next up, we got a culture crisis here. The military could seek to formally punish service members for refusing to use another service members preferred pronouns under existing policies. According to military experts, a 2020 equal opportunity law opened the door for commanders to subject someone who refuses to affirm a transgender service members so-called gender identity to the uniform code of military justice for changes related to harassment. Captain Thomas Wheatley, an assistant professor at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point, told the Daily Caller News Foundation. Such a move would likely infringe on a service member's constitutional rights to uphold their conscience, but it might not prevent leaders from employing more subtle ways of disciplining service members. All right. You guys were in the military here. Is this going to fucking fly? Yes or no? Well, they forced vaccinated everybody, but they've done that before. So that wasn't too shocking. Probably not. I would say probably not. I mean, this is just stupid. The fact that they're even paying attention to this is like, stop. Like, that's why this is so dumb. Well, when you guys were in, I truly never really heard anything about transgenders except for Boys Don't Cry. I was kind of, I was swanked up. It was Hillary Swank and it was a great, it's a great film where she wrapped up her titties and some bandages from from Rite Aid and all that stuff. She just needed to stop. But other than that, fucking fight things. I never fucking heard about it. Did you guys serve with anybody at that time? No, plenty of gay lords. Okay. We didn't care about that. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Nobody cared. I mean, we made fun of them, but to be honest, if you were an inch too tall or short, you got made fun of and that's subjective. I mean, it's not in that. I was a perfect height that you still made fun of me and look at me. Yeah, but you're retarded. Yeah, I mean, you're but your borderline. No, not borderline. I'm super smart. Sure. You didn't even say that word right. Yeah, super smart, dude. But no, I doubt it. I mean, I can see it happening at a lower level. I mean, I raise a lot of hell. And I think among conventional units, the 82nd doesn't really do too much gay shit like that because they're trying to fight wars and shit. But in the admin side of the army for yeah, fuck yeah, they do that shit all the time. Yeah, but what it comes down to, I mean, this is kind of what the Marines were facing out in Pendleton. They were telling Marines that they had to go watch for your analysis and they had to watch for transgender. I don't even know how you classify women with dicks and the girls that were being forced, they're like, I'm married. I'm not looking at a fucking naked dude. And so they tried to get those girls that refused in trouble via EO law. But now now they have two conflicting things. You know, they're now they're filing lawsuits going, well, no, you can't force a married woman to go look at a fucking naked guy. You dip shit. Yeah, like, and your command is telling you you have to. That's fucking weird. Yeah, I mean, businesses did sexual assault. Yeah, they're institutionalizing sexual harassment. Like, yeah, no, you have to. I'm ordering you to look at that dick. Yeah. Why? Because it's wearing a wig. Get the fuck out of here. You guys all retarded. And remember that every order that comes from anybody in the United States military is technically in order by government. So it's it's a unique position where pretty much everybody around, you can technically violate your civil rights, some of which you do sign away isn't the right word, but you know, you capitulate to military authority to some degree. But not like, not for stuff like this. This is retarded. Like, you can't be compelled to say one thing or another. And you can't be compelled to. For example, if somebody is a giant fat person, I'm not going to not call them fat, because that's the truth. And if you would be hard pressed in the military to fucking hem somebody up for that, to be honest. Now, it's become the case a little bit more recently that senior enlisted dudes referring to lower enlisted females as fat has become a problem. And it's a problem from for them getting yo complaints and shit. I mean, not because it's a problem, because if you're overweight in the military, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, you know, it's insane that this is the conversation I felt the same. So in the NFL, we used to have these compliance meetings every year. During the BLM shit, that whole fucking hoax that was going on, they sat us down and made us listen to every black guy got up there and told a story about how they're scared of the cops. Player players and coaches like it was just like this fucking it's like, dude, come on, like, what are we doing here? You know, like what the fuck is going on here? You know, and then with the whole kneeling thing, I wouldn't kneel. So it was like this fucking issue, like all what you should just kneel your team. No, I'm not going to fucking kneel. Then I was like, Oh, you should just get the vaccine. No, I'm not going to fucking vaccine to do what I want. Eat a dick. Yeah, like you can't force me to do anything, just like you can't force me to call a dude a lady. Like, I'm not gonna if you got a dick in balls, I'm not calling you a lady. If you go through with the surgery, maybe I'll think that's still just a wound. Yeah, well, I want to see it doesn't heal. No, I want to see. I want Bruce Jenner's dick. So there's two in a jar. There's two there's two words. There's womb w o m b that means of a giant that gives birth to something, right? And then there's wound, which is what happens when you get hit by a fucking axe. Yeah, not the same. But Jared's or we're gonna come over and they cut your meat out and shove it up there. Yeah, that's a wound verdict. It's a you're you're not letting the whole close. It's an open cavity. It's an open cavity. And I think that if that happens, you should have to wear your dick and balls around your neck like a necklace. Yeah, big fan. Or get a tattoo in your forehead, like cane from the Bible. Yeah, just a little cock right there. It's like, Oh, damn, that bitches almost got me. But not this time. I would like to get a bronze and put on my neck, you know, yeah, and have a maybe a door knocker. They used to do that actually. Cartha, Carthaginian slaves have huge cocks because they were black, obviously. Sure. So the Romans would fucking do that. They would bronze their dick and butt cut them off. Bronze are dick and balls. No shit. And then what happened to those guys? Which ones do they walk around his Unix after that? Yeah, others bled out because it's that's not exactly the safest thing to do. Ah, grab a knife. We got the Montana knife company over there. Yeah, I'll give it a go. I'm having a bad day. I'll kind of. We got a stone wall over it. Yeah. Yeah. Stonewall Skinner, dude. Look at that. Derek, how shocked would be if I just sliced my penis and balls off against you? I mean, I would be fucking shocked. Yeah. If you just cut your dick off, right? I think even I would be shocked. I'd be like, Wow, yeah, we got an NFL draft show to really have to bring in the ratings. So what? Tonight they get to pick all the teams? Sure to. They sure do. That's the new players. Yeah. Pick players from college. And then Derek, this is for you. The audience can't see that. Are you going full sub incision or what's going on here with your situation? Oh, fuck. Yeah, that's so nice to open penis strength. I don't want to see that. Do you have? I think you've actually got an audio recording of a surgery like this. Boy, we can't on you two. My wife sent me one. My wife sent me a video and I was like, what the fuck is this? Oh, I was telling him to play whenever I say that he's supposed to play meekmill getting drilled out. Dude, that's fucked me up. It's graphic, isn't it? I can't hear it. I can watch it on screen and I'll watch any dudes have sexually each other in a movie. That audio though, which is too graphic for me, it lives with me. I had a conversation about this last night actually. Not a whole lot of it was a follow up in earlier conversation with Rudy. There's not a whole lot of Gaylord stuff that happens in the desert. On film, right? Or even in the outdoors, generally speaking, there's only the one movie about an outdoors Gaylord experience. I know why. Why are we using the word Gaylord? Because it's because it's proper. It's a little more regal. The chilter says that that gay video, that gay music video too. Oh, yeah, I don't cut it in years. I haven't seen that. Is that real? He said it was based on his uncle or something like that. I just wasn't given the memo that we're bringing Gaylord back. I haven't heard that since I was in the day. I like it. I think it's a little bit more professional. Instead of saying gay, regal, professional, and also separating the two. Gay, I don't like that. It's too simple. Well, it's too broad. Yeah, because everybody's trying to latch on a gay note. Gay doesn't mean like homosexual. In my book. If I say it's something gay, it's just like, you know, it's like a whole different meaning. It's funny. I push the motion forward that we only have LGBT. So it's lesbian, gay, bi, and prince. Prince is everything else. He sure is. Prince should earn a sexuality. RIP. RIP to the purple ones. Don't you think so? I love him. Yeah. I would be done with LGBT beer titties and guns. Yeah. I didn't have the tea in there. It's just LGBT. Prince. Yeah, just Prince, man. Dude, Prince is a real sexuality. He's the best. He's the greatest of all time. Next up, ad wise, my bookie.com promo code drinking bros doubles that first deposit all the way up to a thousand dollars. The NFL draft show tonight, you'll be able to bet on every single player for every single team here. Derek, I'm going to quiz you. I'm going to put you on the spot right now. All right. Where's JJ McCarthy going? He's going to go probably three. Come on to the fucking Patriots. Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. Do you know something we don't know? I mean, what are they going to do? Gross. They're the one team that they're resetting. They're in a complete rebuild right now, but they have Jacobi for set who can start while McCarthy learns how to play in a full quarterback. Yeah. Like nobody else has both of those things where they have time to do it like JJ McCarthy. Like he, like he was the kind of guy that he does a little kind of Russell Wilson-ish with his fucking weird shit that he does. Like, you know, he likes to meditate before games and he's like, oh, if you don't cold tub, you're a fucking pussy. He basically like that kind of stuff. But it's, I think he's a great quarterback. And I know Harbaugh, if Harbaugh likes him, then he's a fucking, he's a fucking gamer. Like, I can't do it, dude. 12 of 20 or it's like, I can't. Well, this quarterback, this quarterback group is the most overrated quarterback group I've ever seen in the history. Caleb Williams is a fucking turd. He's a fucking. I've been saying that. He's a fucking turd. Absolute cock. He doesn't have whatever it takes to play any of the worst thing to be called, by the way. Oh, cock, dude. If you're getting caught by a boy, he can't his nails. Oh, I wouldn't show him if he shows up in a dress. Yeah, he was like, I don't even want to play. I don't want to play right now. I just would like to go home and play video game. He said some shit. He said something like that. I was like, dude, this guy, I would never draft this kind of, I don't give a fuck how good he looks on. He said the same. He said the same thing. And if he, if he was so good, quarterback is the only position in football that could actually change the game. Yeah. Like, like when I say change a game, I mean, like you can go and you can have shitty people around you and you can fucking change a game. Peyton Manning's proof of that. He used to take average guys and make them fucking great. Right? That's your home's at Texas Tech, six and six every year. Yeah. But it made him stronger. You know, Brittany, let me see this. Let me see this male painting guy. We're talking about USC. Yeah, that also doesn't, some of them. That'll get way less the talent that you're getting at USC is a wave way above the talent you're getting at Texas Tech, way above. They don't really have linemen. Caleb, what? No. Caleb Williams, you can bring them up with the nail polish here. I'll read off the odds while you look for it, Bob. They also spent several years with the homes under Alex Smith, right? One. One at the end of the one first year. I don't really want to. You've got what? Five quarterback. You've got five first round, like I'm putting quotation marks up five first round quarterbacks here. Probably. So the over under tonight on my bookie.com is four and a half. You're saying five. Oh, yeah. Well, clinics is might be the last one. If somebody takes them late. Or bonus, which I think we have, but we got bonex, clinics. What's the dude that transferred from Arizona State to J and Dan? Yeah, he's going second. He's going. Yeah. And then you got Caleb. I can't believe Caleb bones is first round, but I can't believe that. There it is. Pop them up. It's all and it shows you how fucking goofy the NFL is. Yeah. That it's a big popularity contest and a big. It's all it is. It's all messaging. Yeah, because he doesn't. I mean, come on, I mean, this guy's a clown. Oh, he's a fuck. You know, who has of all the quarterbacks in the entire NCAA who had the best rating in the third quarter or on third down rather. Who was it? Of every quarterback that played last year. Don't say JJ McCarthy. Yep. Yep. Yeah. He's a gamer. The hardest down to be a quarterback. And he did it the best of everybody, not, not like D one or anything, everybody. I mean, he was at Michigan. Michigan has the best line in America for two years. So you like the reason he has shallow rate numbers is because our counting numbers is because he fucking didn't throw the ball on first or second down ever. We'll find out tonight. So it was predictable too. Yeah. You know, they're throwing a ball. The listener and we flew in for the Olive Garden dinner tomorrow for the bro box here that's in front of me is here. He's wearing a Chargers hat. Jim Harbaugh is the head coach. Maybe they'll trade Justin Herbert tonight and get JJ McCarthy. I would love to see that happen to that kid. I would love to see that happen. His family is so fucking cheap. Fun. It would be fun. He's holding a finger gun to his head and says he doesn't want that to happen, which I really enjoy either way. Bet with us or against us tonight on my bookie dot com. Make sure to use that promo code drinking bros to double that first deposit. We'll be gambling on this all night long tonight. Looking forward to it. And there's always some surprises trades and some fucking weird picks. Something weird is going to happen with with JJ McCarthy. Somebody's somebody's trading up together. It might be Minnesota. I wish Denver would do it. You know, you want to talk about fucking retarded. Who go you go and get Zach with trade for Zach Wilson. So you let Russell Wilson go and go get somebody's even worse. Zach Wilson. What does a football team do when they grab and brand new quarterback? Because you're not putting them in right away, right? Every most people do. Yeah. Listen, if you're a fucking first round pick, you're playing really. Yeah. If you're a first second round pick for like second round for quarterback, usually it's it's different. It's rare. But if you're like a top, I mean, if you're drafted at all, they expect you to come in and fucking be able to play. Who's the last one that didn't Jordan love proudly because a Rob was still there. Yeah. Yeah. And he would that was the 28th or 30th pick or some shit Jordan Love. Look, I think he's a good quarterback. He's good. I'm my beloved Falcons. We chose Desmond Ritter. Not great. Bearcat told him not to do it. Terrible. It was a late it was a second round pick though. Oh God. He should have that should have never happened. My man. God damn it. I mean, he's not that bad. Falcons. He's terrible. And we get a fucking 40 year old with coming off of Achilles experience, giving him a hundred and eighty million dollars. He's dead to me. Throw him in the fucking river with the goddamn dolphin. He's gonna fit in so well. Didn't you guys just get Kirk cousins? Well, you got Kirk O'Chains. Yeah. Yeah. He's gonna be fucking perfect in Atlanta. They've been awesome 20 years ago. Oh, he's 38 years old. Yeah, still doing that. They're not old for a quarterback. They can't get hit. They you can't hit the quarterback anymore. Like they are not getting any damage done to them. It's old just to walk around though. His Achilles blew out. He's spending so much money on himself to take care of. Like if you spent a million bucks a year just staying healthy, you'd be able to do fucking back flips. But he still drives a cargo van. So he's not spending any of that money on his spending on body body. I hope so. I hope we win the Superman. I've already volunteered to make a fucking statue. Are we going to the Super Bowl this whole thing? We'll see. Atlanta's not going to do shit. No fucking suck. Are you sure he's better than going to the car? Yeah. Are you sure that the cargo van isn't for some extra curricular activity? Well, like filming. I don't know what he's doing. Yeah. Gangbang bus? I don't know. Maybe he's gonna fill a full of explosives. Maybe he can't watch it if you're in the state of Texas. Yeah. Maybe he's gonna fill it full of ammonium nitrate and drive it under the Oklahoma City federal building. Wow. Too soon. Okay. Kirk O'Bang. Yeah. Kirk O'Chains. Kirk. You don't know that he's not a terrorist. I'm not all you know is he hasn't been caught yet. He is. He's a fucking terrorist. Let me back up. There's no reason for me to believe he is. I don't have no idea. I'm just saying it is a possibility. I can't confirm nor deny. There's a nonzero chance that he's a terrorist. What the fuck is nonzero man? That means a fucking 0.00 anything at one. If at one shows up at any point it's a nonzero chance. So nonzero chance I would say likely Kirk Cousins is a terrorist. Okay. I would say there's probably a 40% chance. So there's some C4 underneath your fucking chair, Jared. It probably is. I bet you Kirk Cousins might blow you up. Yeah. During the the next hour. This is the opposite of silly putty. Sure is. Next up. It's serious buddy. It's serious. New York cities breaking federal law scotus orders of Brooklyn man has been convicted of 13 weapons charges after having been arrested and charged in 2022 for building his own firearms. Dexter Taylor's ordeal could become a landmark Second Amendment case in light of a broom ruling hand down the same year. The jury told Taylor sorry they found Taylor guilty of second degree criminal possession of a loaded weapon. Four counts of third degree criminal possession of a weapon, five counts of criminal possession of a firearm, second degree criminal possession of five or more firearms, unlawful possession of pistol ammunition, violation of certificates of registration, prohibition of unfinished frames or receivers to lesser charges, including third degree criminal possession of three or more firearms and a third degree possession of a weapon. We're not voted on Taylor is a 52 year old New York native and a software engineer had discovered the world of gunsmithing years ago and he decided to take it up as a hobby and possibly turn it into a business later. However, a joint ATF NYPD task force discovered he was legally buying parts from various companies. They opened up an investigation that led SWOT to raid and arrest him. What you think of this, Dan? I think it's New York City once again breaking federal law and nullifying orders of the Supreme Court. Like the Bruin decision makes it such that this will give you a permit if you qualify to own a gun and have it in your own home. Shit is not constitutional. We've known it for a while. New York City has been doing it a couple places in California have been doing it in Massachusetts, so on and so forth. Bruin was supposed to end that, obviously. That's how it works. When the Supreme Court says no, you can't do that anymore. The other courts are supposed to obey the goddamn constitution. Unfortunately, that's not what happened here. This guy was well within his right to do everything he did. It's just a city law. And look, remember a couple years ago, you guys all may remember this, that people were getting arrested by local PD with help from the ATF for flying with their handgun or their hunting rifle. Like an AR style rifle to go hunting at upstate New York, but they flew into one of the city of JFK or fucking LaGuardia with their right with their gun that wasn't legal there with a 30 round magazine and get arrested and charged with a felony for going somewhere to go hunt with their weapon. So this isn't new for New York City. It's just like this, the left keeps pushing this particular issue so hard. I don't understand why, to be honest, because if it goes to the court, they're going to lose. They've lost every case since 2018, every single case. Just a waste of everybody's time. Yeah, and this guy's currently jailed at Rikers Island is the await sentencing, which I'm sure is not fun. And for him, do we have a picture of this guy, Bob? Yeah, it's like a fucking Indian. But if you go really, but if you go beat up a cop, they'll just let you go. Yeah, if you're an immigrant, you got to be an immigrant, though. That's not that big a deal. Yeah, if you're in a legal alien, you can do it. You can go rob a store. You can take anything you want from dog. He's a black dude. The Indian is the his attorney, I think, is like, or looked Indian to me. Okay, anyway, did he come to court in a magic carpenter? You know, it fucking broke down on the side of the road. He had to get a cab. Luckily, it was his cousin driving the car. Those are magic carpets. This guy looks fun, though. I don't understand what the hubbub is about. What do they think? He was a terrorist, or was that he he was purchasing potentially illegal parts to build his own guns? What's what's the state's case against him? What are they trying to say? The charges that they're they're still charging him under laws that existed before the Bruin decision that should be wiped off the books now, but they're continuing to prosecute people for it. Or maybe he was getting prosecuted while I think he was arrested. So he got hold on. So he he was guilty of second degree criminal possession of a loaded weapon. So what so when they found him, he had a loaded weapon on him? Yeah, but it was in his house. Right. So what but in New York, if it's if it's a certain types of ARs or handguns, you have to get a permit from the city just to buy the thing in the first place, right? Which is unconstitutional. That's a poll tax, right? You can't do that. You cannot charge people a permit to for a permit to exercise their constitutional right Supreme Court has ruled on this fucking dozens of times over the years, but they do it anyways, because they don't give a shit. Well, they also know that people don't have the money to fight things like this. So they're like, fuck it. What's the room in your fucking life? Yeah, I mean, for this dude, it sucks right now. Yeah, but this is a huge tactical error by the left in the same way that pushing all the abortion shit was a tactical error for the right. You know what I mean? Like you're one, you're getting people all pissed off about it. And there are more new gun owners from center left populations than ever before. All the largest growing contingent of gun owner right now is black women. You know what I mean? You keep doing shit like this. They don't really particularly care for the government either. Isn't it Ohio that said you can constitutionally carry now and no gun crimes? It's 29 states, but yeah, but they recently saw the big decrease going down every month for five months. Well, I mean, it's the fuck around and find out clause. I mean, if you walk into if you say, okay, this is a gun free gun free areas gun gun safe zone, whatever. Where do you think the criminal that wants to go shoot up a place is going to go? Do you think he's going to go where people can carry or he's going to go where people can't carry? Derek, I think he's going to read the sign outside the door and then turn around and walk away. Yeah, I'm going to find someplace else that doesn't have the sign that I can walk in here with my gun. I want to go, I'm going to go fire at a bunch of people that are loaded. Yep. Yes. Now, let's make this a challenge during the trial for this that happened recently. The judge kept, there's no video of it, but the train, you can find the transcripts if you look closely online. The judge kept interrupting the defense attorney when he was doing his opening and closing statements and taught like like chirping at him while he was trying to do his fucking job, like lay the groundwork for his narrative and all this stuff. And then said, do not bring the second amendment into this courtroom. It doesn't exist here. So you can't argue your second amendment. This is New York. Wow. The judge said that? Okay, so how are you allowed to continue? That's how are you allowed to continue an actual case, a trial? Yeah, well, I mean, that that's that you should get disbarred for that. Yeah. Like literally, you should get this bar. That's just another example of a New York, a New York judge pulling some bullshit. I mean, they're doing it to Trump. Yeah. Yeah, that trial is going on right now, still, as we speak, by the way, both in Supreme Court's and then in Manhattan right now, putting gag. Are you fucking kidding me with a gag order? I can't talk about myself. He's trying to put a gag order to the guy where he can't talk about Michael Cohen, the guy who's like trying to fucking put him in prison. Exactly. You do. And I can say whatever the fuck I want. Because I guarantee Michael Cohen's getting offered some fucking plea. Oh, yeah, some fuck. Not just a plea, but probably money. Oh, money from somebody somewhere. You know, hey, we're gonna get you back, bud. You know, you're not ruined. It's bullshit. It is. We'll see what happens over there. This guy, though, that sucks, man. He looks like a nice dude. I don't understand. Yeah, he's just like a fucking tech nerd or something. Yeah, he's a guy that likes fucking guns. There's no fucking guns, man. Criminal. Because it's fun, man. That's it. It's a reason we all play video games. Even like we were in, we were playing video games. We were playing war video games while we were at war, because it's fucking fun. Yeah. Yeah. But God damn it. Dude, this judge, how do you look at that guy, too? And like, you're setting some to say 30 years. And he goes, and this dude's like, what the fuck, man? I was just building things in my house. I did nothing wrong. Like, you shouldn't be a judge. No. Speaking of which, next up, Harvey Weinstein charges over turns in the state. Okay, let's put this guy in jail. Yeah. Let's let the guy off for rape. New York's highest court on Thursday overturned Harvey Weinstein's 2020 rape conviction, finding the judge at the landmark MeToo trial, prejudiced the ex movie mogul with egregious improper rulings, including a decision to let women testify about allegations that weren't part of the case. Quote, we conclude that the trial courts erroneously admitted testimony of uncharged alleged prior sexual acts against persons other than the complaints of the underlying crimes. The courts for three decision said the remedy for these egregious errors is a new trial. The state a court of appeals ruling reopens a painful chapter in America's reckoning with sexual misconduct by powerful figures an era that began in 2017 with a flood of allegations against Weinstein. His accusers could again be forced to retell their stories on the witness stand. The court's majority said it is an abuse of judicial discretion to permit permits, untested allegations of nothing more than bad behavior that destroys the defendant's character, but sheds no lights on their credibility as related to criminal charges lodged against them. Now, that's not true. If people if you're if you're running out witnesses who've ran into this person and say he sexually assaulted them, how's that not salient to a sexual assault trial? Yeah, yeah. Look, in in this case, by the way, the crazy part about this is all female judges who decided four. Yes. So there were the four that voted for this. So it was a four three decision. Maybe they're big fan turn it? Yes. Maybe they're big fans of rape those four maybe they're like, you know what? This is the Jew we need to count Hamas. Yeah, to take out Hamas. I said earlier, I think, because there's a lack of good movies out there, they're like, fuck it. Let's get them back and make some fucking dope hints. I mean, you're right. They're like, no, these movies suck. Yeah, other than beekeeper, that was great. Roadhouse was the worst thing I've seen in fucking years. But beekeeper, I didn't see beekeeper. It's good. You saw it? Love beekeeper. It's so fucking good. It's been twice to admit. Did you see iron claw? No, I've seen it with Zac Efron. It's the wrestling. It's a wrestling story. It's pretty decent. Like, it's not bad. I mean, it's fucking yoked. He can get fucking steroids. What he wants to do. Well, yeah, obviously he's fucking get pumpled. I haven't started. I haven't started doing a little trend. Are you going to start doing steroids here? Yeah. Look at that. Don't do it, dude. Do it. Do it. I like it. Yeah. He's saying, you know, he'll blow your heart out. Derek, I'm not doing nothing to my heart. Who cares, dude? He's fine. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to do it. I'm going to put him right into my heart, Derek. Like, I'm going straight to heart. I'm not letting it leak there. Like, that's the key. That's what I heard. He's going, that's what Hulk Hogan told me. He goes, put him in your heart, and then they'll leak out. And then he goes, uh, also take your vitamins. That's what he said right out to that. Take steroids to the heart, brother, and then take your vitamins. Take your prayer. And he said the N word that he did. Yeah. Thirteen times. Instead, I feel like fat pig after sex. That was, I wasn't really disappointed in the N word in that tape. It was the, I feel like a fat pig. That one always gets me. That one gets me. Yeah. I never watched the tapes. Cause he felt like you over ate, we've all been there. You overeat and then you have sex. You're like, Oh man, I feel like a pig. You know, you know, one lights on in the corner of the room. You feel kind of sick. Do they have to shake the whole puke? Yeah. You're like, I might throw up. I don't know if I'm going to shit throw up or come. Yeah. One of them. We're going to the Olive Garden tomorrow with everybody. I'll probably shit throw up and come all the same time. Exactly. Exactly. If I'm lucky. Hopefully I sneeze too. By the way, he's not getting out right now. He's still got another charge. He was convicted of where he was sentenced to 16 years. Well, that's, so that's in Los Angeles. So here's the deal. So what a waste of fucking time. Hang on. What is big feeling that with this, huh? Well, hang on. So then in California, his lawyers said we're hopeful that this will help overturn the convictions of California, because there was also women that testified in that who weren't on the docket as actual defendants or claimants to whatever the fuck you call it. So they think he might get off of those California charges. So they're going to start working on those now. My question to you is, he's currently in a prisoner in upstate New York. Since that's done and vacated those charges, do they ship them back to California into a prison there? If he's still, once they process the paperwork, yeah, there would be a detainer on him for LA. I would imagine they would extradite him. This sounds like lawyers doing everything they can to bleed him. Oh, maybe. Yeah. This is just lawyers. He can't be bled. He's got fucking half a billion dollars. He can't be bled. What is big? No, I know, but that's what I'm saying. So they're like, oh, we can do this for you. But before you get you moved to California, then we could beat that case. But for him in prison, all you need is hope. And that's what Shawshank's all about. Yeah. Well, he, I mean, Jared's asking what would, what is big rape have to say about everything? I haven't talked to him yet. Okay. Yeah. It's big rape. Big rape. Yeah. Like the rape industry. Yeah. Oh, gotcha. Big tobacco. Rape. Yeah. They're pretty upset that they're letting them out. Because they like to, I mean, they run that whole thing. Sure. Yeah. Where's me to at right now? Me him. Yeah. He's got me. They're all, they're all talking about Hamas. Well, leave all producers. Women aren't allowed to talk about how they're dealt with anymore now because half of them are men and they're still trying to deal with that. Weird, dude. You know? Yeah. And if you go over to Palestine or Gaza right now, they treat you great. Oh, yeah. They actually have full health care, full free, they'll transition. Is that not weird? Is it not weird that like, I mean, is it not as it absurd that this group that is so pro-Hamas, pro-Palestine doesn't understand that like they would be nuked the second they got over there? Well, here's the problem. Here's the problem. They went and interviewed a bunch of these people at Columbia. They don't even know what the fuck they're protesting. They're like, yeah, we don't like anything. Like, they're just a bunch of fucking college kids that don't have a clue. Pull up Ruben's Instagram. He's got the video on there. I don't know why we're spending so much time listening to fucking 19-year-old college kids. Who are going to a school that has like 80,000 a year to go to? It costs like 86,000 a year to go there. Who's graduated anything? So shut up. Like maybe learn all the stuff you're supposed to before you start running your fucking mouth. Yeah. Maybe live some life. Your piece of shit. Maybe pay some taxes. It's Dave Ruben. Yeah. pop up in his Instagram. He's got the video on there. He was looking at the interviews. Oh, shout out Ruben, which is mostly weird. Yeah, go to that girl all the way to the right. Boom. This is the one with tonight's talk. I think the goal is just showing our support for Palestine and demanding that NYU stuff. I honestly don't know all what NYU is doing. Is there something that NYU is doing? NYU needs to be stopped. I don't know what they're doing. I don't know what NYU is doing about this. About Israel. Why are we protesting here? I was more educated. I'm not you. I wish I was more educated. Yeah, it's getting dangerous. I showed up. It's getting dangerous. It's getting dangerous. It's not some people said it was getting dangerous. It's there's rounds flying through the air. Yeah, right. That's what it's dangerous. Can we just take all of them to the Gaza Strip? Be like, hey, here you guys go. I mean, you're going to need some of those $60 billion to send them over there. Yeah. Well, I'm going to have to be in an epic cargo plane. Somebody's going to have to rebuild Gaza, may as well be them, since they care so much. And, you know, getting a little fucking mud on their boots wouldn't do them any harm either. No, I mean, that certainly had one. They want to support them than support them. If I never had to hear the word Middle East again, it would be the best day. It would never. Our lives wouldn't change. Yeah. They would change for the fuck them and all their bullshit and their fucking bullshit. The fucking wars that are going on over there, since fucking 2,000 years ago, like who gives a fuck? I don't give a fuck about any of that. I mean, it's a good place for us to test ordinance, I guess. Yeah, but we can do that without sending billions and all. I kind of wish the fucking Baptist and the preface of Presbyterians would start bombing each other. That would make this place interesting. It would be a lot more interesting, you know? Sure would. Oh, God, sure would just have a. Fuck you, Presbyterians. The Methodist clacks off of this and a fucking Catholic church. Oh, God, dude. They all started fighting for fucking land and power. I want to see the Pentecostals do with the rattlesnakes out there. They throw rattlesnakes. They got bombs full of snakes, dude. They charmed snakes and the boom, there's a rattlesnake right to your face. It's getting bit. I'm fucking swelling. I'm fucking ready to get kitted up in my Templar shit if a Methodist tries to clack off. Yeah. By the way, if Pentecostals show up with snakes, they have Saint Patrick for that. He's kind of known for dealing with that. Oh, dude. Yeah. We tossed a couple Saint Patrick points out. That's the pipe. Yeah. That's the pipe. If I don't hear a flute, I don't fight. All right. I need flautist everywhere I go to fight. He needs flautist to fight. I need a flautist to fight. Because I once had, I played him the flute and he started fucking the air, dude. Sure did, dude. Well, Lizzo is probably available. She quit music. Well, she said she's back. She's quitting social media dance. Oh, you know what she's doing is eating and she's quitting. That painting emits a smell. Oh, yeah. I sprayed some stank on it. Yeah, sure did. Just so everybody knows when they walk over and smell, like, oh, that is an asshole. Oh, wait, put it on my two shot real quick. Now that I can see this, holy shit. Just move it to the guy, dude. I'll go right in with the food. Get it in there. Get it in there, you go. Come on. Oh, man. I think you start with the P and then you go to the A. Well, probably, right? Yeah, I think you always start the P and then finish up in the A. You never wrap it, dude. No, you never go to A to P. Yeah, you don't want to do that. You don't want to give anybody a UTI or nothing. No, you sure don't want to do that. I'm just trying to get infected. No, I'm just trying to prolapse that butthole. Oh, boy. Jesus Christ. Speaking of prolaps, our next ad. It's not going to be happy about that black buffalo dot com. You're the adult aged 21 and older and you use nicotine or tobacco. I want to tell you about American made success story and black buffaloes award winning nicotine pouches. Black buffaloes, nicotine pouches are not owned by big tobacco. 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It has like a burn to it that like, I don't know, I love it. It's the best. I haven't had any since and I tried to quit many times. Yeah, and I couldn't do it. But there's a problem. That's cool. And then there's a problem. That looks like a sea cucumber. It's just fucking disgusting. I'm wondering how it happened. How did you do what did you do to yourself? I can't look at it because it makes me want to chew water. It was taco Tuesday. It was taco Tuesday. It just kind of looks like a nice pork tenderloin that's been there. It does kind of want to put that in your mouth. Audience can't see that. It's kind of like chili mac, you know. Yeah, let's get and take that down, Bob. Still got a show to do. The US government is up next. Yep, still there. Get it off the screen. Government. God damn it, dude. I got to close all the other tabs. This computer works weird. It's just Jesus Christ. Oh, man. Oh my God. New video evidence uncovered by CNN significantly undermines to Pentagon investigations, the latest of which was released last week into an ISIS case suicide attack outside a Kabul airport during the American troop withdrawal from Afghanistan in August of 2021. The incident was a gruesome coda to America's longest war, leaving 13 United States military service members and about 170 Afghans who were desperately seeking US help to flee the Taliban takeover of Kabul. For two years, the US military has insisted that the loss of life was caused by a single explosion. And then the troops who reported coming under fire and returning it were likely confused in the chaotic aftermath, some suffering from the effects of blast concussion. But video captured by a Marines GoPro that has not been seen publicly in full before. Is that what they showed here? Do we have it? You can look in that CNN article and that link there. All right, it takes so long. Yeah, one of the just a few years later, one of Zach's buddies has the footage because he it was him. It's him that recorded it. Really? Zach Bell. Yeah. No shit. I think they're going to publish it on his show at some point. Okay, after action pod. Is this it right here? Yeah, I think he's going to walk through this whole thing. So keep an eye out on after action pod for this. Yeah, yeah, pop that down, see it. That's the explosion. Are you guys in the right line? Let's go. These are fragments of a video not fully seen in public before that revealed brutal facts long denied by the US military. Let's go back to the horrific dusk of August 26, 2021. A nicest bomb outside Kabul airport tears through a packed crowd. 170 Afghans and 13 American military are killed in the largest. Yeah, I'm not sure. CNN just plays it for savagery. Probably not. Put together a package. But at least you can press pause from the opening of that. You can clearly hear gunfire. Am I wrong here in this assessment? Like, what's the what's the mystery? And did they not think the footage was eventually going to get out? I don't know what they thought to be honest, because this is just kind of the tip of the iceberg. The other part of it is, and I talked about this at the time. I reported this fucking live as it was happening, that we had eyes on that motherfucker. Like ISR had eyes on this dude that was going to walk in here, blow this thing up. We knew about 10 hours, I think, ahead of time that that was going to happen. And I talked to two separate tier one operators that were in theater at the time, and they both confirmed the story that we had eyes on this guy and could not get clearance to drop a fucking bomb on his head. And so what do they do? The US government, this is the stages they go through after being bitch ass and competent little fucking cucks. And I mean, the brass, not the soldiers and Marines on the ground, obviously, they let the bomb go off and kill a bunch of people, right? Then they fucking lie about what actually happened, and then they drop a bomb on 10 civilians, including seven children, kill them, and nobody got fired for that. Nobody got fired. Nobody in the military chain of command went down for that at all. They just murdered terrorists after failure, right failure. And it's not just the military and the brass, it's all the reporters as well, the news who wanted desperately to back up this story because they lose access to the generals in the Pentagon if they don't fucking say whatever they tell them to say, right? But in all this truth, it always comes out. It always comes out. But even when the truth comes out, and let's say they go back and they try to hold some of these people accountable, nothing will happen at the end of the day, nothing. And that's what sucks. We've seen, not only this footage now, but we've seen footage from J six and all the other shit. Nothing happens. Well, yeah, I mean, what is going to happen? AJ Gamble, yeah, a tier one guy on Sean Ryan's show did say it, yes. But there's evidence of it too. And I don't think the guy who has it has put it out yet, so I don't want to speak to that. But yeah, I mean, I don't know, man. I think the big effect from this is going to be a continuance of nobody signing up to join the fucking military anymore. And then they're wondering why any of these motherfuckers because you guys all suck. They're you guys running this organization into the room. Yeah, you have people out here talking about the legality of punishing somebody for not participating in somebody else's gender delusions inside of the fighting force. No, and our job is to fucking murder people, right? Leave us the fuck alone and let us do and let us murder people. And if you don't need us to murder people, while just say so, and we'll go take a nap or something, right? But shut the fuck up with all this stuff is it's retarded. Yeah, it's it's crazy that they think nothing would ever get out. But again, once you're getting away with all this shit and plain sight these days, I don't think they fucking care. I don't think the White House cares. I don't think any of these fucking people know because we only have we don't there's no media anymore. We just have lazy fucking cable news people and they pretend like there's two different sides, but there's not. Not even in some of the downstream stuff like the next door with Newsmax like there's it's all controlled opposition in this media. Yeah, that's it. Last but not least news wise today, Newsmax is a clown show. You may remember us discussing Newsmax a few weeks ago after they took $50 million in capital from the Qatari government, the same government that funds Hamas and houses its leader. The day after Senator Mike Lee out of Utah appeared for an interview on Newsmax. He publicly lambasted the conservative network. Quote Newsmax cut an entire segment of my interview last night. Lee fumes on Twitter. No mention of Ukraine, even though part of the interview focused specifically on the supplemental. I've never had this happen on any news work. News network, not like this. He added tagging the head of the network Chris Ruddy and asking what happens the interview a sit down with Newsmax primetime anchor Eric Balling was pre-taped on Monday and aired 8 p.m. that night on Eric Balling's the balance and the portion of the discussion that aired Lee and Balling spent roughly nine minutes discussing the Trump hush money trial anti-Semitism on college campuses and the border crisis in exchange about Ukraine, which Lee expressed his opposition to US funding for the war-torn country was cut from what aired the interview came the night before the Senate passed a $95 billion aid package that included funds for Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan. Now sources at Newsmax went on to say here that they spoke with media on a condition of anonymity and said the criticism of Ukraine was cut for a reason other than time. Ruddy, a vocal supporter of Ukraine, is averse to allowing on-air criticism of the nation and the US's aid to it after Russia's invasion. So the alleged real conservative competitor to Fox News, who most people consider to be a bit neo-con now, is supporting funding Ukraine openly. Like they're editing interviews and calling they actually have the word news in their goddamn name, which is a little offensive. Well, and they're getting bought by a foreign government. But everything is these days. I mean, little golf. PGA, tennis, they gotta, who owns the PGA, John? It's Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia is trying to buy it. Yeah, sources at Newsmax or a staff rather at Newsmax said Boling was overheard at their Boca Raton Florida office, aggressively fighting back over the edit, arguing the network couldn't cut comments from a high ranking US senator on a newsworthy topic. His team fought back in an effort to maintain their journalistic credibility while the network saw it to further management's preferred narrative. And apparently, this is kind of the standard from Chris Ruddy at that network. Anytime anybody tries to see anything about Ukraine negatively about Ukraine, he steps in and stops it. By the way, it was definitely Boling's team that leaked this to the fucking press, right? You think so? I can like, I love all this dodgy language. Unnamed staffer said that they did all this bad shit. And Eric Boling, the hero, was trying to stop him from doing it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, I'll say this. We don't have, there's nobody that can edit our show. But if there was somebody who could do that, I would immediately quit if they tried to do that to me. If you were on air, if I was on, if I was on air at the moment, and they tried to stop like there's a producer my ear, Chris Ruddy doesn't want you to talk about that, or change the subject, or if it was a taped interview, and they're like, well, we're going to cut this part out, I would be like the fuck you are, right? But the problem is they don't tell them, they don't tell the guests, and they wait for them. Why is it Eric Boling talking about this, a set of leaks to fucking mediate? Yeah, God damn man. But they'll wait for the guests to leave, and then he'll go back to the producers and the editors and say, hey, chop out this bit, because this is an airing for a couple days, that way Lee's not going to get pissed until afterwards, they can run the interview that he wants to run, get all the talking points that he wants to run in there. And that happens a lot, unfortunately. Yeah, but don't these anchors, don't those anchors all have their own production team assigned to them? Yeah, yeah. So they all work, they still work for the network, right? Yeah, so so you're saying that, like, okay, this is my producer, right? I do the show, my producer goes to the head of the network, and he tells they tell them, hey, this is what you can't have in there. Oh, yeah. That's what's happened. Yes. Yes. Exactly. And that's fucking bullshit. Yeah. So that just shows me that you can't trust anything you fucking see. No, not at all. Like, I don't care if it's Fox News, CNN, Newsmax, fucking behind it. What's the, what's the one with Shapiro? Fucking that's a daily wire. That's bullshit now, too. Yeah, they've lost their fucking minds. Yeah. It's all bullshit. You can't, you can't trust any of them. Well, what happens when you chase Bunny, man, it's like, the reason Twitter subbed the way it is is to maximize outrage, right? Yeah. And that's what our media set up is now you get the most eyeballs when it bleeds at leads or whatever that fucking gaylord said, it's CNN back in the day. That's just how it is. Yeah, how do you get clicks? You need clicks, what you need to fuck the fucked up title. You need to fucked up. Yeah, you should do like dolphin assassination. It doesn't matter who, it doesn't matter who his fucking life is affected by that title. They will use it just to get it close. Yeah, it's money. Yeah. Happens all the time. Fun show. Who do we got drinking, bro? The week, Anthony, we flew in our listener here to go to Olive Garden with us. What's his name and let's bring him up here? Um, no. Yeah, we have to. I thought we were going to do it at night. When? Do what at night? Uh, grilled, grilled cheese sandwiches. I don't know what you, what are you asking me to drink? Olive Garden. Our drinker, bro, the week. Who won the Olive Garden competition? Uh, come on up here. Come on up. Yeah. He's back there with the, the chargers hat on there. Yeah. Come on up on stage. Uh, I thought we were going to do it at the fucking... It's a Dan Fouts card right here. Yeah, sure is. What do you call it? At the Olive Garden itself. No, it's fine. No, no, no. I thought we were going to do it at the draft show tonight. No, we're doing now. Bring them up. Yeah. Here, you just send them out. Yeah. Swap them out. Yeah. Swap them out. We'll do it now because we're live here. That way everybody gets to have the fun moment with him because I want to see him sober now before he gets fucked up tonight because he's been drinking since 11 a.m. Oh dude. How many hard A.F. Seltzer's have you had? Only four. Oh god, I told you not to do this. Only four. I told you not to do this. That's the record in the day. Remember 13. 13. I'll put that in my front. But I've also had three waters mixed in with that. Oh boy. So you think you're going for 14? Oh no. Why? I'm not going for the record. I mean, if you're going to do it, you're going to do it. You're going to go for it. No. Tell everybody your name. Kyle Frazier. Kyle Frazier. Welcome to the show. We flew you and your wife out here to join us and go to Olive Garden. That was part of our Brobox competition here. You big charges, fan? I am. Yeah. Okay. Small, small fan base. I guess I'm one of the, one of a thousand maybe. Top probably like 500 maybe. Yeah. I remember seeing photos of their, of their games. There's no one at them. Ever. Is that real? They were played in San Diego, even in L.A. It was like a home game for us. It was awesome. Yep. See a sea of orange. It was awesome. Every single team. So, so rooting for an underdog, you know, it was like a home game to sea level. Yeah. Got to do what I got to do. My part. Who do you hope they take you pick five tonight? What I hope for, which I don't think will happen, is a trade back. Hopefully with the Vikings for the two first round picks, but I don't think that's going to happen. I, I hope that happens, but I don't think it's going to happen. If that happens, I hope we go for O line at 11, probably Fuaga at 11, and then a wide receiver at 23. But if we stick at five, I think we're going to go with Joel. That's my fan base isn't going to be happy. You guys need defensive players too. Joey Fosa is done. I think that's going to be second and third round. His little Mac is done too. Defense is second and third round if we... Second and third. I mean, come on. Yeah, bro. What round were you doing? We got Tulee though. Tulee's rock star last year. It's one guy. It's one guy. It's defense. You need 11. Dogs. 11 dogs. 11 dogs. We're, we're on with you. Got some second. Second round. There you go. 36 pick. There you go, dude. Almost in the first round. Almost six picks away. I was the first... I was Denver's first pick because I didn't have a first round pick. Oh, shit. So I was technically a first round pick. Just no one on that first time. For Denver, yeah. But for Denver, yeah. For Denver. That's what I tell myself. That's going to be cool. All Chargers fans want Malik neighbors tonight, and they're going to be pissed if they don't get them. I was told that I didn't have a dark enough tan. That's true. You don't. It's like your defense alignment didn't. Like you're not J.J. Watts. Yeah. I was like, oh, man. Malik neighbors would be great though of five. Oh, I'd be happy with them. I just think that we're going to get Joe Alt. All right. Because I think Harbaugh is all about the rush thief or the rush offense. Protecting that rush. I really think he's going to go O-line. Yeah, he's a big O-line D-line guy. Not a lot of superstars on the outside. I would like, personally, I would like offense or wide receiver like you're saying. It's sexy. But I think they're going to go O-line. Well, that's where you got to start. If you want to build your offense and you have a good quarterback already, right? You have a good quarterback, good receivers. You have to start with the offensive line. If your offensive line sucks, it doesn't matter how good your quarterback is. Wide receivers are all gone for the Chargers now. Mike Williams left. Oh, that's right. And then Keenan Allen got traded to the Chicago. Yeah. So they need everything over there to help those guys out. I forgot Keenan Allen left. Yeah, dude. He got traded to the Bears. Drink it, bro, the week. Who would you like to give it to? I'll give it to a couple quick ones real quick. But one of them, you guys will actually, you actually know who one of them is. Okay. And I'll save him for the end. So first, my wife, because she's awesome. She's napping because we've been up since midnight. So take her to the hotel room after this. My kids, because they're rock stars. My friends that are watching the kids, I'm going to give them a drink of brother the week. That's awesome. So they can let us get here. But then the fourth one, which you guys all think it's kind of funny, discussed in Justin. Oh, shit, build the wall cover. So is he going to, is he going tomorrow though? So the only reason I'm giving him drinking the row of the week is he's one of the reasons that I started listening to the show on a regular basis. Because I found you guys, you know, with the Matt Best videos with you and Matt doing the videos in the range 15 movie. But I didn't start listening to the podcast when you launched it. I was like, wasn't in the podcast yet. And then Justin, Governor Hall, I helped him get his GI Bill benefits started in California. Like I was the VA work study guy at the college that I helped him get his stuff going. And I thought it was hilarious. He's like, Oh yeah, I just got done with my contracting and I fucked this, fucked that for a while. And I'm like, oh, dude, like we got these old, old ladies back here, you got to tone down. He's like, Oh, shit, fuck, fuck. Oh, I got it. And she's like, could you tell him to stop cussing, please, please, could you tell him to stop that? I'm like, I'm trying. It's Justin governor. It's building wall governor. He's got us. But around then I was like, this guy's a character. I found him a couple months later on social media. And this was before everything before you got hired at Black Rifle and everything. And then we started it. Yeah. But then I saw him randomly pop up because I always saw like the notifications like, Oh, drinking bros this or he, he posted something. And it's like, I just saw him was going to be on drinking bros. I was like, Oh, shit. I know the drink bros. I've seen a couple episodes, but I haven't watched regularly. Like I'll throw this on since then daily regular. So because because of him, I'm a daily regular show. So I got to give him drink bro. I'll give a shout out. I don't know if you remember the wall governor. He remembers everything. He's a psychopath. He's going to end up killing somebody one day. Well, on land, like over here, a state's I kill. He's good. Oh, yeah. He'll end up killing somebody over here and wearing their skin around the apartment for a little bit. He's just that type of dude. I get her back to my house and she's fucking pregnant, bro. Yeah. He's got four pit bulls and a thing. Oh, man, you're going to save and rescue pit bulls. No, yeah. I see that on his social stuff. I'm still following him. I was like, Oh, shit. Don't do it. Get him out of your life. We appreciate being here. More importantly, we appreciate the support and everybody out there who's been buying the bro boxes on drinking bros dot com. They come to your house once a month. Each one of them's got some new shirts, new glasses, new things in it's, and they'll never be made again. And that's the deal with it. And then tomorrow we get to get fucked up with you and your lovely wife at the Olive Garden restaurant. Do your worst, friend. The honor, Keanu, you don't have to be honorable about it. All right. You can just drink as much as you want. I might have to be better tomorrow than I am today. Well, you got a long night tonight. Okay. On the hard AF. Seltzers. Appreciate you tuning in, kids. Go to iTunes, rate the show five star and leave a quick review. Also head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star. And you can walk away. 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