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In today's show, we break down a possible Bird Flu Pandemic?! Next, Prima Vane breaks down the Latin AMA's.  Lastly, our mom listener tells us about her crazy night out.

Duration:
23m
Broadcast on:
26 Apr 2024
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mp3

In today's show, we break down a possible Bird Flu Pandemic?! Next, Prima Vane breaks down the Latin AMA's.  Lastly, our mom listener tells us about her crazy night out.


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You don't tell this World War III. And then now this week, this report came out from CBS News, Guichemos. Breaking news tonight, CBS News is confirming that the FDA has found evidence of the bird flu virus in grocery store milk, but express confidence that there is no threat to human health. I don't know if it's going to happen, but I don't know, but I think it's going to happen. It's not really hurting humans, but it is pretty wild. Yes, Kim. Fun fact, birds are actually the animal that carries the most disease. So whenever I see a dead bird, like I don't even go close to it because they carry so many diseases. Wow. Yeah, Yoshi did eat a bird, but we took it off. A dog, Kim. Yes. You took it out the birth? Yeah. Like, oh, you pumped them. No, we had to reach inside his mouth and then take it out. What the hell? What in the? No, not going to talk about this, Kim. Well, I forget my hat too. But Kim is fast here. She's dating Eddie. He's a virgin. Wait until marriage. Oh, yeah. He's not talking about her. Thank you, Kim, for that fun battle fact. Anything you want to know about bottles? Hit up, Kim. Here we go. Last but not least, we're going to end with a happy ending. Oh, I love that. The few good Friday story, the day La Musica Latina is once popular, que nunca familiz y cresiendo. Gracias a ti che caldato land music revenue in the U.S. continue to hit an all-time high exceeding $1 billion for the second year in a row. The previous year was $1.1 billion. Yieldos mil bintitres. $1.4 billion. Wow. And I love it, baby, because I think Zerminta La Musica, Rehana, a lot of people used to think, "Oh, it's his Musica," del Tio Latia. But this younger generation came in and said, "Nah, bro, we ready to party." Yes. It's my party, girl. Come on. We're going back to Parota. We're going back to Parota. We're going back to Parota. Let's go. We're going back to Parota. Maybe some negative happen to you this week. Just say, Parota. Hey. It's not going to solve the issue, but I promise you, you're going to feel a whole lot better. My name is Zerminta, I'm the voice of your DM on our Instagram @ShaboyShow. I say Chaboy. I say Chaboy. I say Chaboy. I say Chaboy. I say Chaboy. I say Chaboy. I say Chaboy. I found out that somebody used my social security number when they got locked up. And now every time I do a background check, well, my name pops up as somebody else that got locked up with my social security. They don't know me that we thought, "Hey!" I want to send a special shout-out to those of you that when you were a baby, your deal used your social security number without you knowing. That happens more than you think, being a deal, the Mexico, Salvador, del Carribe, whatever maybe. My past relationship, my personal square nose, we don't know how we thought. Hey! You got to be outside. 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Hello! Don't you come out with no matches! Erika, why are you feeling good? I'm feeling good this Friday because yesterday I got my mammogram results and I'm cancer free. And indeed those have you. Ladies, do your monthly exams. Que en ser rasa. Happy Friday. Yay! And today I'm going to see you in the family. Between the familia, that's great news. It's important to see you in the comments. Yes! It's important to see you in the comments. Yes! Vando quier un un mama grama, quisto y para dara, y cevicious! Your hands aren't big enough! That's how we talk. Yay! Adeliquenta, that's why you're feeling good! Hi, Shaboy! Hola! The reason I'm feeling good today is because me and my significant mother are doing long distance and I finally got to see him for the first time. And it all went really, really good. Yes! Yay! My wife and I did a long distance for a year. And you know the best part about it? What's that? What's that? I guess we're going to have some chance. No, me too. No, no. When they first get to see you, you get to see them after not seeing each other for like a month or two months. Hey, guys, it's like fireworks! Oh! It's like you're on the day of the Bachelor. You know what I'm saying? Nothing else matters. So enjoy those moments a month. Which is my greatest family. Focus on your blessings and not your burdens. We love celebrating life with you. Anymore? Coming up next on The Shaboy Show. We got celebrity cheese made coming your way. We're going to give you a recap of the line amaze that went down last night in Vegas. See, Logan, Shaboy Show, mini-mix. Shaboy Show! Shaboy! It's crazy! Shaboy! In AT&T, le damos las mejores aufertas en todos mestro smartphones a todos. Escuchas te bien a todos. Elos que nunca tran funder. Elos que tran funder cartera. Elos que cetera dandos en manas en contestar. Elos que con testan con nota sebos a dernas. Elos mejores clientes y elos existentes. AT&T, letas los mejores aufertas en todos los smartphones a ti a todos. 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[MUSIC] >> The Latin amaze. Here is the breakdown. Fade and Garo G were the top winners at yesterday's award show, taking home six awards each. Garo won Artist of the Year beating Bad Bunny and Garin Leon. And Album of the Year for Manana Serabonito. She didn't pull up because she's on her Latin tour, so she wasn't there. But her band was there, and he won six awards. Fade for collaboration crossover of the year for Nina Bonita featuring Sean Paul. I love that. That's my favorite song. Other wins of the night were Shakira and Young Miko. Besso and Isla Bonar Maro finally got their moment after winning Bess Collab in the regional Mexican category for Ega Bailasola. >> I want to say something about Besso Plume, and Isla Bonar Maro. >> Because when Ega Bailasola blew up worldwide number one. >> Yes. >> And really put the new wave of Mexican music on a worldwide match. >> However, they started allegedly beefing. Tacros Kimitaro not Pesso Plume cantarza Consión and Jimmy Fallon. >> Yes. >> I know him, Pesso and Isla Bonar Maro, Isla Maro. >> Yeah. >> I am so glad they're back together. >> Mm. >> Being friends, Pesso invited them to Coachella. >> Right. >> Gave them honor. And then last night, the Latin amaze. This is what Isla Bon said about Pesso and then Pesso responded. >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> He got an epic award, pioneer award. >> Yes. >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> Mito, you never heard the same, behind every great man is a great woman. >> Yes, and she's behind her man. You know why? >> Why? >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> Turn down for what? >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> A few years ago, I went out with some girlfriends. I am a mom, so nobody had kids, only me. And I really wanted to be out of the house. So I was like, let things in the drone shot. >> Hell yeah, do you ever want to party hard, party with a mom, especially single mom? >> Do you see? >> And there's this brand that wasn't drinking, she was giving them to me. Well, I don't know what happened. I remember I got dizzy, we were at a club, I got dizzy, I said I'm going to the restroom, and then I don't, I blacked out. >> Oh, shoot! Where did you blacked out? Did you like pass out in El Vano, don't they? >> The girls say that I blacked out in the bathroom and that the securities had to escort me out. >> Where, you out? >> We chose escort. >> And they were embarrassed of me, so they left me at the bench. >> Oh, hell! >> And they told me I was going to go get me. >> No, those aren't your real friends. >> Yeah, good. >> Real friends, the second crucifix, they take off your shoes, they pull your hair back, and they allow you to do whatever you got to do. You know, they go and pick up your fake eyelashes that you left behind in the bathroom on the toilet? That's a real friend. >> Yeah. Well, I spoke to them weeks later, and they stayed with me the whole time. And my husband said that he picked me up by myself, so I don't have to believe him or to believe my husband, because he woke me up with a cold shower at home. >> You're pissed? >> You're super pissed. >> Girl. >> [FOREIGN] >> That's what he said. [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> Thank you for listening to my dad, I'm a boy show. >> What? >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> But we haven't shared them live on the radio just yet. >> [FOREIGN] >> Show your hilarious and savages, and that's why we love you. >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> Check this out, I know two guys. >> [FOREIGN] >> Yes. >> [FOREIGN] >> Yes. >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> That's terrible, bro. >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> [FOREIGN] >> You got that one friend, he's kind of a friend, but he's not really in the circle. >> Right. >> And you and your real friends are making plans that go out this weekend. [FOREIGN] My name is Weirdas. I've never met anybody with the same name as me. Like who the f*ck friends Belly? As cool they would always call me "Friends berry". Like b*tch what the f*ck boy? Oh yeah, check out that though. At first when we saw her Instagram "Friends Belly" I thought that was just like an IG name. Nickname? But that's really her government name. Oh yeah. And let me tell you something. Anytime you hear a hyena named Usnavi, De Logarantiso is Koanita. De Kua, and I learned this when I lived in New York and the East Coast. A lot of times the reason why they named their daughters Usnavi is because for many years there was always a US Navy ship off the coast of Cuba. So they would see the letters and the name on the ship Usnavi, Usnavi! Isn't that my plural? Today you're old. Did you also know that Las Narancas in Puerto Rico know that it's Narancas? What do they call it? "Ladies and China." Why? "Porque con empecere un aarancas, beignan de china y la caca de si achina." It's wild right? Yeah, I'm gonna go to Puerto Rico this summer and I better not say "Keruna china" and they look at me like I'm crazy. Try and give! They bring you Asian? And Asian food? Oh, get in! Uma sahe? Yeah! I love you! Shaboy show! Shaboy shaboy! Bora de uerción! That's you, boy! Dogs are an important part of our lives. That means protecting them from parasites. Ask your vet about Next Guard Plus, a fox-a-loner, moxie-dectin, and pyrantal chewable tablets. Next Guard Plus chews provide one-and-done monthly protection against fleas, ticks, heartworm disease, roundworms, and hookworms. Plus, they're delicious and easy to give! Use with caution in dogs with a history of seizures or neurologic disorders. Dogs should be tested for existing heartworm infection prior to starting a preventive. Ask about Next Guard Plus chews. Hey there! Did you know King Supers always gives you savings and rewards on top of our lower than low prices? 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