Let's Get Fired
41- Christian Ledek- Fast Food Wars
-You fired. -Welcome to a new episode of Let's Get Fired. We got the very fun Christian Lettic. I've never been on the podcast before. -I've never been on the podcast before. -Oh. Is that a little wink and nod to the camera? What could it mean? -Maybe. Drew, if you could speak to the nod or you could let it just be a mystery. I think it's up to you. -I want to cover previous events maybe or we could just forge a new path forward. -No, let's forge a new path. -Oh, okay. -Okay. -Forage ahead. -Forage a new path. -Christian, what was your first job? -Cut, cut. Let's ask it. But genuinely this time and not facetiously just to see what it's on the play with and post. -Okay, too. Go. -Okay. -Hey, what's up, Christian? -Oh, look. -You've never talked about jobs before. -I just enjoy your company. -Oh, thank you guys for having me. -So happy you're here. Perhaps you'd like to talk about Nazis and Israel. -And I'm just so curious with your first job. What was it? -So, Nepo, baby, for my dad's company. He worked in political research, market research for a number of years. There's a company called Western Watts where, "Hey, do you have five minutes to do a survey about the Jiffy Lube service that you just had/45-minute survey of, "Hey, who are you going to vote for and why?" I was 15 years old, so telephone interviewer, 15 years old. -So when you said Nepo, baby, I thought you were actually a baby, and they're like, "This is bullshit," but they hired this baby. -He believed they're making this baby on the work force, and, "Is that what this economy is called to?" -Okay, your dad's like, "You got to pull your weight." -It's been six months, kid. -This baby's very convincing, though, on the phone. You're like, "Fuck." -Yeah. -He's knocking out surveys left and right. -It's a great point. -He's getting them done. -Yeah. -So, yeah. -Okay, I'll fuck it. Let's build the wall. -Yeah. -Well, mine? -That's what they're going to vote for. -Baby. -Who was the first person you voted for? -First person I voted for was Obama. -Oh, well, I thought I was expecting Mitt Romney. -First, wait, wait. -I got it. -No, no, was that OA? -Yeah, OA. -Okay, so the first time I voted was 2012, and I'm from Provo, dude. -Robney, baby? -You know it was Mitt. -Robney, baby! -Yeah. -Hey, you know I had to, dude. I was like, "I can't." -What is Mitt Romney? -That's all gone. -No, it's April Black, and it'll vote for Obama, like, it's like, it's like, with hindsight, everything would have been exactly the same if Mitt Romney won. -Dude, I look back on that election, and I'm like, "I wish we could go back to that one." Those choices were pretty, were a little more easy. -I do miss when like, the differences between the president was, one was like, you know, the income tax should be like 28% and the other one was like, "I think it should be 18." -Yeah. -Like, this is a riveting debate. -And they're like, and then people are like, "Man, people hate each other over this." -They're so polite to each other when they debate. -Yeah, they're like, "Yeah, I really respect him. He's a good man." -That, that SEAL Team Six speech would have been different, though, with Mitt Romney of like, "My brothers and sisters, today we thank our Heavenly Father for murdering one of his children, Osama bin Laden." -And as they reward every Americans getting a Diet Coke. -Oh, man. -That's fun. -Shout out to Mitt. -Shout out to go bomb him. -Told was my first one, but I was off on my mission, so I let my parents vote, which means I voted for Mitt Romney. -Okay. -Yeah, they did my mail-in ballot for me. -Nice. -Exactly, Gore. -No, this election brought... -Count the vote. -Count the vote. -Not reporting it right now. -It's still a recount for 2019. -Yeah, that's badass. -I mean, I mean, it was still for Washington State, so I think it was like they were part of like the 8% of people who voted for Mitt Romney. -Sure. -Yeah, they're just alternative. -Yeah. -No, it didn't. -It was underground. -It was actually good. -In Washington State, it's actually cool to support Donald Trump, actually. -No. -No. -I wonder if that's what Kanye also thinks. -Yeah. No, I didn't. -No, I didn't. If Kanye moves to Utah, he's back on... -Oh, he's still... -He's switching back. -Yeah. Yeah, he would. I know you guys have probably talked about it in other episodes, but I don't remember your guys' first jobs. -Yeah. Did you also... -No. -Did someone else do you? -No one has asked me that. Thank you. -Interviewer? No, we haven't interviewed each other. -We haven't talked about it. -No, but he, but Drew did... He had a... -Tell it whatever. -Phone sounds. -Yeah, phone shit. This is a dishwasher at a bowling alley slash like a restaurant, like a nice, nicer, not nice. -Wait, hold on. How can it be nicer if it's a bowl? -And then... -No, wait. There's also... Also, there's a part casino, so they had like Blackjack and all that. -Is this the coolest place ever? -Then on the weekends, they had Cage fighting. -Christian, you have to remember East from Eastern Washington. -Yeah, this is Seattle. -This is like, for him, this is luxury. -Well, no, I mean, it sounds like Seattle. There's a bowling alley. There's fine dining. There's... What'd you say, Cage fighting? -Yeah, Cage. -Yeah, they had amateur MMA fights on the weekends. -Wow. Amazing. -It got it all, dude. -I just remember walking into the restaurant from the kitchen during one of the fight nights and one of the fighters is like stumbling into the restaurant from like the room where they did the fighting and his nose is all fucked up. And then he's like... And his like, chicks with him, like with her hand arm, like around him trying to like comfort him. And he's like, "My ears are ringing!" I was like, "That guy should go to the hospital now." -It's been a city got a chicken parm. -Yeah, the French dips were good. -Rioties. -Yeah. -I remember I could get a French dip there for like 750. -This is like 2008 pre-inflation. I bet if you go back there, it's like $18. -Oh, yeah, hell yeah, dude. That's my favorite price for a sandwich. I love Italian restaurants, like $28 for a 18-year-old. You're like, "I can make this." If I can make it... I... I don't know. I can't... -I can't. I can't. -Dude, my mind was blown when I found out they don't make Alfredo sauce in Italy. -Yeah, it's an American thing. -Tude, that's bullshit. -Oh, yeah, dude. Wait, dude. -That they have it every time. -Fucking with me, I was like 28 when I found out. -Wait till you have a... -Talliant. -Did you have real Chinese food? You're going to be like, "What flavors are these? It's not Panda Express." -Dude, I actually... -It's not sugar chicken. -I didn't eat. -I didn't have soups. -I never had Panda Express until I was 22. -Wow, that was a big deal for you. -Yeah, it was big. You're like, "Wow, I'm really helping out the immigrant." -Yeah. -I was like, "What should I..." -Yeah. -I was going to say the non-Chinese people. -I don't know. My dad did his mission in Taiwan, so he always would make sure we had pretty authentic Chinese because he was into it. -Or not Taiwanese? -Oh, it's the same thing. -Sorry, one China. -One China. -Yeah, we got it. -Oh, no. -We got to be correct here. -Yeah. -Not gonna start a war on this podcast. -Come on, correct. -Okay, this podcast is what breaks the strong China invades. -Yeah, dude. -I know it. -They're already here. -They're already here. -I don't know if you guys know about it. They're listening to us right now. -Yeah. -If everything is made in China, are we Chinese? Shout out Black Thought. That's his line. -I like that. Who is that? -Black Thought. The Roots. -Black Thought. Oh, the Roots. Oh, yeah. -Did you say he was your favorite rapper? -Yeah, I know. -The greatest of all time? You don't know that line? -He's a goat, for sure. For sure, goat. What's it, how do you say it in Chinese? -It's only on. -Oh, I could've tell you. What's on? -Wait, hold on. Real quick. -First job. -Provo Beach Resort. -Provo Beach Resort. It's like a mile or two away from here. It's like a family fun center, and it got fired from that. -Is it next to the AMC? -Yeah. -Yeah. -Yeah, back to Bajos. It's worked there, and I would like have to just like, you just stand there, and like someone would walk up like, "I want to use the golf simulator." -You got fired? -Yeah. Because they were like, "When you first came here, you were so energized, and then the longer we're here, you just lost like the love of the game for this." -You lost love of Provo Beach Resort. One, you can't stay there. It's not a resort. Two, I don't know if a wave simulator qualifies as a beach. -We should try to book a stay there, actually. -We should call them. -We saw it on the website, it's a resort. -It's a resort. -But, dude, the lifeguards at the Wave Machine thing, they always tell me, "Yeah, you know, little craze in here, because some of these girls, they come in here with bikinis, they fall, and their tits pop out, and he's like, "I told you it was going to happen." And, yeah, it's great because these guys, this guy, this guy, they would, because it's like, you're just ripping them off. -It's not a sin if it's an accident. -Yeah, exactly. -It's not pedophilia if I just happened to be there. So, yeah, that was the first job. It did suck. -Wait. I just put that together. An adult told you that teenagers tops fall off, because you were a teenager at the top. -Yeah, it was like 15. -Yeah, it worked. -I told you. -Yeah, he was just letting me know, he's just like, "Hey, he's just looking out for me." He's like, and, yeah, I was thinking about that a lot, like, "Man, I could be a lifeguard in there." -You know, it's cool perk if you're going to be a lifeguard, by the way, I'm 24. -Yeah, I've been like 14-year-old tits, you're not supposed to see. -So, that was the first one, and I would, like, ride my bike to work, and I'd be listening to, like, Coldplay, and try not to cry, and then, you know, it was a very, like, weird moment in my life, of just, like, full-blown angst, and, like, having to, like, set up a golf simulator. So yeah, I don't know. -Well, it's a golf simulator. I've never used one. -Just smack a ball into a projector. -Yeah. -That's all you do. -It accurately portrays. -That's what they say. -Yes. -Okay. I don't know. I mean, you just smack balls. -You golf? -I love golf. -Yeah, what's your handy cap? -Probably the widest thing about me. -No, hey, yeah. Tiger, dude. -What's your handicap? -Fuck up, dude. -Fuck up it. I tell me if I play, like, basically, Bogey Golf, I shoot in the 80s, that's like a 10 to 15 handicap. -That's good. -That's good. -I mean, maybe for the average. -Yeah, yeah. -Hey, I'm thinking Augusta. -I am. -I am good for you. -I'm thinking Augusta. -I'm thinking Augusta. -I'm not. -I am. -I don't think my dad didn't break the 80s until he was, like, 47. -Okay. -Have you broken 80? -I have. I've broken 70 twice. -Wow. -I've broken 70. -I've shown 68 twice. -At Trafalgar. -Well, I mean, I'm not going to say which course there was, but maybe there was a windmill involved. Maybe there wasn't. -Whoops. -No, that actually, dude, in my ward growing up, was the BYU men's golf coach. Was there? His name was Todd Miller. His dad is Johnny Miller. -Yep. -And so, like, I met Johnny Miller, and he was just, dude, he came into our, he was talking to us, like, us priests, and he was, like, dude, at one time, he was like, I was listening to the God. And God was like, you should close your eyes right now. He's like, I closed my eyes, just putted, and just made it. -He would just, like, sell this crazy shit. -That was bullshit. -What? -He was the guy's dude. -That doesn't sound like bullshit. -That's revelation, right? -Yeah. -That's... -I bet if we were to look at all the Johnny Miller footage we can with him putting it in. There is not one time his eyes are closed. -I don't know. It's putty. -It's interesting, dude. I also had his shoes for a while. Like, the shoes he used to wore, he just didn't need them anymore, and Todd was like, you want these? I just walked around his shoes. -Johnny Miller shoes. -Yeah, dude. So, he was cool. He was like, dude, he just totally just pro-athletes like, yeah, I just, obviously he's so naturally gifted, of course. Like, yeah, I just tried that, and just went in, I was like, whoa, hey! Nice! You know? Yeah, yeah. He was sick. And his son was maybe the most competitive person I've ever met, like, like a flip to switch. -I imagine you have to be, I mean, Johnny Miller and God on Johnny's side. -Exactly. -It was just the sign. -Yeah. Whoopsie-daisy. So. -Sounds like living up to the shoes that you were able to. -Exactly. And I, and he gets to it, and I'm the only one who got to wear them, so I'm his protégé. -Oh, yeah. -I have yet to pick up the club, but it's over for you once I do, dude. -Hey, do it, man. -Well, speaking of random, remember last week we did the sports podcast, and then I got the notification that BYU's coach was going to Kentucky. And then I was like, "They're fucked." And do you see their new hire? -Who? -They got the son's assistant coach. -I was young. -It was like, considered the number one assistant coach, he was like, supposed to be like next in line, like top candidate for the Brooklyn job. -Wow. -And he came to BYU. -Hell yeah, dude. -Yeah. -So that's crazy. -I mean, he looked at the nets, was like, "Fuck that." -Yeah. -You want to be a part of that. -No one likes the nets. -I don't even know who, I can't name a single player on their roster. -I think part of it makes sense, but if he truly just loves the game and all that, and just the energy, it's like college basketball is so much more passionate, and I think you're actually, you see these kids are developing and trying to get better, and the NBA is obviously a lot more about money and shit, but I don't know, dude. -Hard play center versus the Marriott Center, no competition, dude. -Yeah, dude. -Give me those stiff ass benches, the Provo Utah with a cougar tail, a diet coke, and a 25-year-old on your team who are balding. -They look like there should be a countenance, but they're just hitting threes from like half a quarter. -I think it was Vince Vaughn. I don't know if it was this season or last season when he was on college game day, but I'm just picking games, and I don't remember what game BYU is, so I'm just like, what are you talking about? BYU is taking out second mortgages. Mortgages. -They're taking out second mortgages on their homes, all right? We can't have this. I love when anyone tacks BYU for being old, as if it like helps, but for years, it clearly doesn't help because they still are wildly mediocre. -Yeah. -Yeah, but just the recruiting, you know, BYU is like football recruiting, and it's like, I mean, dude, they've just, it's a tough ask to get recruited to BYU. -You know how you're in the prom of your life, and you're not Mormon, and you love... -Pussy? -Bitchus? -Well, come to BYU, where you can fuck, you just have to be very quiet about it. -Just be OTP-HJ, OTP-BJ, and OTP-G-J, grind job? -Yeah. -Just find that. That's a new one. -You know what? You know, you're... I only know you want a party, so we got two bars for you in the whole city. -Two bars. -One's in a Marriott. -Oh, yeah, I forgot. I was going to say actually a city woman's closed down, so yeah. And I don't know if the do Hyatt has one, maybe three. -Maybe three. -But no, I don't know. -Speaking of bars, bartender. -Oh. -Shaying high. -No, no, Moss, please. -Dude, you ever seen Shanghai noon? -Oh, that's Uno-Mosh. -Thank you. Thank you. -You love Shanghai noon. -Love Shanghai. Not as good as rush hour, but still worth it. Still enjoyable. -We watched rush hour of the day, and I was like, "This is an age great." And I was a Brett Ratner, I think he's a cool guy. I don't know if you know much about him. -I don't know anything about that. -He's just one of those cool Hollywood dudes, you know? -I would do it. -That just has a lot of fun. -Hell yeah. -Yeah. -Dude, I like guys having a good time. -Just dude. -What I like doing around. -Just better than guys being dudes. -Yeah, dude. -Guys just want to have fun. Too much fun. -Too much. -Too much. -Yeah, dude. No, but back at the Marriott Center, dude. I went to Gonzaga BYU, and I was like in a section of all these Gonzaga fans, and then there's this old lady who's like right at the, what's it called, the stairs, like right where the walkway, and she was at the end of the row, I can't do words. And Gonzaga fan was walking by, and she's shoved down the stairs. It was pretty cool, actually. I was like, I was in here, I was like, dude, BYU's gay, all these like, this is the weirdest fan base in all the sports. And then I see that old lady push this guy down the stairs, and I was like, that's respectable. I like that. -You're like, okay. Well, maybe they're pretty cool, actually. -Yeah, that was cool. -Sorry. What are Zag's fans like, dude? I know what they are. I know what they are. Like we're bluewoods. -Yeah, no, we're bluewoods. -We're mid-major bluewoods. -We're bluewoods. -Dude. How many national championships have you won? Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter, dude. How many Sweet 16s have we made? That's what really matters. It is impressive. -Nine in a row. -Nine in a row. -Nine in a row? -Yeah. -It's tough to do. -Yeah. -You know how tough it is to get to the Sweet 16 year in a championship and not win it all? -No, that's soul crushing. We're really warriors over here. -Yeah. -No, it is actually because we actually get our hopes up. Like BYU doesn't, you know, they don't think they have a chance. -No, dude. What's your college team? -I mean, grew up in the area, so going to BYU games, still have an affinity for them. But I like to believe that I'm a grounded BYU fan and not those fans that like seemingly get upset if they don't go undefeated every year in college football. -Quest for perfection. -I think those fans are more fun, actually. -I mean, I have talked to them. -They're pretty wild. -And I have had, like, especially the time when college basketball, and they're like, you know, it's crazy when they're in the WCC, and they're like, "It's crazy because we are, like, better than Gonzaga every year. It just never shows in the standings." -No. -And just-- -I know, I know. -So when that had actually been said to me once-- -No, we're playing like Wyoming, okay. This is before they joined the WCC. -Yeah. -We're playing Wyoming every year. Air Force, okay? -Yeah. -So we're certainly better than that. -New Mexico State. -Oh, my God. -You know, I love crazy bou fans, because I love talking to my brother, and it's like, and it's just the same shit where he's talking about. I would just tell him, like, because I'm more of Utah fan up, I love bou, but like, I'll tell him about, like, you know, you talk, they're recruiting and all that, and my brother's like, "No." It's like, you know, it's the same for us. It's like, yeah. No, I know, he's like, "No, we should." It's like, it's just crazy. They're like, "Yeah, we should-- we have a shot at making the playoffs." Like, you know, we-- -Yeah. -You know-- -Now that there's 12 teams in, we could do it. -They're like, "No, we're on the-- we're on the table." Don't worry about the pick six, we throw on the one yard line, and he gets Oklahoma. But-- -[ Laughs ] -No, it's-- -Forget that we don't have a quarterback on the next season. -Yeah. -I don't know. That-- -Yeah. -That is a problem. -That's a problem. -Yeah, yeah. -Absolutely. That's a problem. -That's an issue. And the last guy sucked, too. -Yeah. How many were-- -Straps. -Slovis. -That's what Arkansas. We feel like-- -Yeah. -If you look at the stats-- -Oh, no. -I tried to do that game, and I was like, "What the fuck is happening?" That was one of the weirder games I've ever seen. -We need more fans all like that, like, granny, pushing people down the stairs. -Yeah. Dude, she was-- Dude, I would watch it, because then I was like just watching her the rest of the game. And all the Gonzaga fans cheering around her, because she was sitting right next to the section where all the Gonzaga fans were. She's just fuming, like, the whole game. Every time, like, I don't know, dude, like, every time Gonzaga, like, trained to three in our section just blew up, she was, like, acting like we're walking up to her, like, "Shuck it." Like, she was-- -Oh, fuck you, man. -She was personally offended every time we cheered. It was nuts. -That's awesome. -I think you will baffle me so much, because if everyone liked your same team, or if everyone, you know, didn't care, like, what am I trying to say? It's almost like they-- oh, God forbid, someone else like another team, and show-- it's not like they're not BYU or Gonzaga fans, they're another school. That's just like here to, like, you know, screw you, anyone but BYU, but it's like, yeah, you're playing the other team. -Yeah, yeah. -That's what makes sports fun, is competition, and like, oh, sometimes you win, sometimes they get over you, like, I don't know, that mindset of, oh, no, you're gonna enjoy when your team does well. -Mmm. -Dude, well, in some places they take that to an extreme, like, South America, they're like, oh, you like the other football club, we're gonna shoot you. -That is insane. -That is insane. -That is insane. -It's different, it's different world. -Yeah. -Dude, my third-- -It's a different culture. -I had a companion from Peru, and he was like, yeah, dude, we do drive-by shootings on the other team's fans. -Gah, damn. -I'm like, what? -Yeah, so that's the thing, like, oh, it's always like, dude, they're way more passionate. -He was like, oh, this before I was a member, like, yeah, we're different now. -I repenting. -It's all takes. -What's it got? What's it got baptized? It's all over. -Yeah. -It's all washed away. -Yeah, dude. -Allegedly? -Allegedly? Dude, I went to a soccer game in Argentina, and that was bananas. -Was it like a big-- -Big game. -No, it wasn't Boca. It wasn't Boca River, it was like, their third biggest club team in Buenos Aires, and I was like, it just, I've never, I've never been to a sporting experience like that. It was like, the whole stadium is shaking, they have, like, those drums getting smoked going off the whole time in a fenced off section. -Yep. -And I think Diego Maradona was sitting next to it, like, near Bios, I was like, it was bananas. Like, I-- -That's so cool. -Nothing will come close to that. And then when you go to, like, you know, and I love college football, but you go to one of those games, and the atmosphere is great, but I'm like, you guys-- -It's nothing. -Everyone's on the same page there. Like, the whole crowd is as passionate as the next person, yeah, yeah, it's pretty nuts. -Dude, that's when, like, next time I go to Guatemala, that's, like, bucket list is, like, to-- even though, like, their stadiums are very tiny compared to, like, Argentina. But, like, they have, like, tiny stadiums to see, like, 4,000 people, but they get into it. -But they'll be 10,000 people. -Yeah. -Yeah, dude. They're into it, though. They had, like, these two teams were playing for the final in Guatemala, and they did no fans allowed, because people get murdered every time they play each other. -Yeah. -And so, it was, like, the first time I saw, like, a COVID game, where it's just MDCs, and they put, like, fake people in the stands. Pretty cool. -Dude, Christian, second question for you. We only-- this is only the second. -I thought on Lee Miz. -I fucking love Lee Miz. -Yeah. -Hard. -You like musicals? -I love musicals in general. -What's your favorite one? -For Hamilton, it was Lee Miz. -Really? -It really was. -Free pre-ham. -Pre-ham, as we say. Yes, we'll say it. -Pre-ham. -We saw Lee Miz gone to an accident on the way there. -And Utah or-- -Washington. -Washington? -Yeah. -And the cops drove us to the opera house to make it through. -Dude. They gave you a police escrow to, like, you need to stand at the barricade, and we're going to get you there. -I'd never been in a cop car before, so-- but because they had me in the back. -That's amazing. -I didn't know this, but the seats are plastic, like, hard plastic and no seat belts. -Hell yeah. -And I didn't realize, and I was like, "This does make sense because, you know, they put criminals back here." But I was like, "Oh, there's no door handle." Like-- -So you just sit in there? -Yeah, I'm just sitting there. -Yeah, I'm just sitting there. Yeah, show her. -Yeah, it's a lot of trust. -That's a lot of trust. -And then I was like, "Why are the seats plastic?" And the cop was like, "Oh, because people will pee back here." -Oh, shit. -So what is the Spokane Opera House, is that just like a boys and girl club? -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah. -Just like a Costco. -Yeah. -It's a multipurpose amphitheater/ag hall. -Oh, yeah. -Yeah, dude. It's a high school. -Dude, it's actually impressive. I'm going to show you how I'll put it now. -Just so you know, I just wanted to know, I've seen the Sydney Opera House. -Dude, this is up there. -Yeah. -It's up there. -I mean, I mean, that's not fair, Quinn. You're going to start with them. -No, I know. -He said the world. I fucking see the Sydney Opera House, bitch. -He said it's impressive. So I'm going to be not compared to the Sydney Opera House. -Okay. -Okay. -Is it? -Okay. -Just an angled building. -On the river fence. -Is it? -Is it spoken? -Is population comparable to like Provo orm? -It's bigger. -It's bigger. -Yeah. -Yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -It goes what? It's not bad. -I have in a hall here in Salt Lake. -This is, I see here, that's spoken. -Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. -Yeah. -That's a fun place. -It's no Sydney Opera House, but whatever. -No, whatever, whatever. -What ever. -It's the Sydney Opera House of the- -Of the west. -Of the east, your inside of Washington. -Yeah. -Yeah. -It's the Sydney Opera House of North Idaho. -I mean, Seattle doesn't have one. -Well, don't worry on that. -This is going to feel about it. -I went to a really nice theater to see Bill Burton in Seattle and- -Was it an opera house? -Was it opera? -Was it where- -I don't know if they called it an opera house. The Spokane one, we do call the opera house. -Okay. -That's impressive. -Yeah. -It's the thing with like, when you look at that opera house, it's nice, but it's like, there's some songs I play in my car, if I'm listening to it, I got something off YouTube. It plays quieter, and I have to only listen to that because the moment I switch to Spotify where it plays louder, I can't go back. Because I know what I can have and what I'm missing out on, because the bass doesn't hit as hard, it's not as crisp, and so I feel like for you, it's like, you might not, you just, people from the Spokane just pretend, don't even tell anyone the Sydney Opera exists. -Oh, yeah. -This is the pinnacle. -No, dude. -This is it. -This is it. -Don't let them know. -Oh, yeah, dude. No, people in Spokane are delusional because it's so isolated. Like Seattle's four hours away, Boise's like seven hours away. And so all you have, like once you leave Spokane, you're in the middle of nowhere. -There's nothing there. -No, nothing out there. -There's a eastern watch. -And so, like, they'll look at, like-- -Light in the darkness. -Dude, they'll look at, like, fucking-- -Musicals too? -The arena. -Yeah, I like them. -And it's not big, but they'll be like, people in Spokane will be like, we should have an NBA team. This is like bullshit. -Yeah. -They'll be like, it's bullshit that Salt Lake has an NBA team, and we don't. -We're the biggest market in the US. -Oh, the Spokane NBA team, what would be their mascot? -Oh, I don't-- dude, we had it. -Makers. -I was telling the Quine Brothers, but we had-- that would be on brand. Yeah, no, it's-- Spokane's like a smaller Portland. Like, downtown Spokane, it's just like-- it's like The Walking Dead, like it is-- -Okay. So the Spokane zombies, that's what we're going with. -Yeah, there we go. -We did have an arena football team. -Oh, okay. -That's what we-- that's what we-- you know what I mean? -You know what I mean? -That's what-- -Now flex. -No, no, no. -So are you talking to two Blaze fans? -Yeah, dude. [laughter] -What? This wasn't a flex. This was a sad thing. -Okay. -Okay. -It's because it was all we had. It was like the highest attended team in the whole league. And so like, when they came to play the Blaze in Salt Lake, I went to the game and I was like, no one's here. Like, this means empty. [laughter] -But this means so much. -Hold on. Why does Utah not like arena football? -Yeah. -Yeah, I was like-- -What? -Yeah, dude. -Yeah, dude. -That's cool. -We had to parade when we won the Arena Bowl. -[laughter] -That's awesome. Why not? Yeah, it was cool. -If it's your shit, I don't know. -We were like, dude, we were into it because we were like, they had like bigger, you know, smart. Spokane was like the smallest market within arena football team. So like, dude, we're playing Chicago and Tampa Bay. And look at us, little old Spokane. Where's kicking ass? -We're just mad. We're just like that. -That's awesome. -We're just like that. -Do you hear the people sing, you know? -Exactly. Empty chairs and empty tables. -I'm singing the songs right now. -The Blaze. -The Arena football. -Yeah. -Yeah. -The football was the shit. -Were your colors red? -Yeah. -The blood of angry men? -Yeah. -Dude, I saw the dawn of ages passed. -When I saw when Lamas came out, I saw like, three times, but the second time I went and saw it with my friend, and, okay, now- -That was like- -You guys blue? -Yeah, yeah. It was like Denver Broncos. -That's cool. -And dude, every game was like a sellout, like- -Yeah. -It was fun. -That makes more fun. -Okay. -You don't? -Anyways, back to Lamas. We went to go see the movie over at the Cinemark and Warham, and we were like, "Hey, before that, let's hit five guys. We went to five guys, got out your burgers and fries to hold the whole deal." -Oh, yeah. -And after we ate it, me and my friend looked at each other, and I'm like, "Another round." Just did another round, ate all of it, and then went into Lamas. And dude, I was like sweating the whole time. -So funny, and sweating the whole- -Just like whole sweating. -Three hours. -Yeah. Dude, it was horrible. Sock. And like, you know, like, yeah, so anyways, glistening, but yeah, that's a fun one. Did you like the Book of Mormon? I love it. I haven't seen it. I do want to see it, but I listened to the soundtrack and I love the song. -I saw it in LA. -I saw it in LA. -Yeah, I want to see it, man. -Fucking on. There's so many visual jokes in here. Like, during a spooky Mormon hell dream, they have like two Starbucks cups, jump out. But it's- -That's so cool. -It's really good. -Yeah. Absolutely. -I've seen Psalms. I've seen Psalms. -Yeah. -I was actually out-handed out pamphlets outside, like you guys should read the real thing. -Yeah. -You can enjoy the musical. You're going to love the book. It's based on- -I did think that was a good move by them by the church. I said, "Hey, well played." -Yeah. -Yeah. -No, that's a good PR move. -No, sure. -Because also, I know a bunch of Mormon songs, like it was great. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Cause ultimately, it's not like they're like, "Fuck Mormons." It's like- -No. -It's more about like, you know, cool ways. -No, that was like how it was painted to me. Like- -That first. -Yeah. -Because I was like in high school when it came out. And so, I can church and stuff. They're like, "Yeah, dude. This ain't- -Don't go see it. -What did you say about it? -Tray Parker said, like, "Why they wanted to make this?" He's like, "You know, they grew up in Colorado, so they knew a lot of Mormons." And they're like, "Every time we hung out with Mormons or went to Utah, it's like all these Mormons, it just already seemed like they were in a musical." -Yeah. -So- -Yeah. -Yeah. -How many songs you guys are going to sing? Good Lord. -No. -Yeah, my musical brag is seeing Hamilton with the original cast in May of 2016. -In? -In on Broadway. -Yeah. -Oh, I thought it was like in a grand rap. -No. -On Broadway went with my dad and my sister. He's from New York City originally, so we go back every so often. And I was like, "This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I'm going to drop $1,000 on a credit card and get that guaranteed ticket." -Boom. -And- -Dude, that's crazy. And crazers that three days later, Lin-Manuel Miranda announced he was going to leave in like a month, so prices went from $1,000 a ticket to like 2,500 or above for like that final OG run. -Dude. -Who? -By the way. -That's pretty solid. -No, that is- that's- I'd tried resisting Hamilton for like years and I was like, "Oh, fuck this dude." And when they put it on Disney Plus, I was like, "I was like, "Go check it out." -I was like, "I can see what's here." I watched it and then I was like, "Oh, I wasn't bad." And then like a week later, I was like, "Two of my wife was like, "Watch it again. Watch it again." -I am. -I just throw this out there, babe. -I can't- -I can't- -And go see my favorite character was. -Oh, usually- -No, John Lawrence easily. -No, like, who is that? -His son. -Oh, no. -That's my friend. -No. -Is the king? -Is the king? -The king? -Is the king? -The king? -The king? -The king? -Fear character is the king. He showed up and I was like, "This is great. I love this guy." -I love his song, too, but I was like, "Yeah, so that's my favorite character." -Yeah. -That's a good choice. -I know. -I mean, you are, I guess- -That's like the one musical I can't get into. You can't get it. What musicals do you like, Drew? -Lamis. -Lamis. -Lamis. -Wow. -West Side Story. -Great choice. -I hate Way Side Story. -I hate Way Side Story. Dude, incorrect choice. -It's a Romeo and Juliet. -The JS. -Who cares? -Yeah, but it's still a musical. -It's Italian. -It's Italian. -The first part of a- -The real one is Juliet. -And that's fun. -Exactly. Yeah, no, okay. I understand. Do you enjoy Hairspray? Love it. -Hairspray is fun. -Hairspray is fun. -You haven't seen it? -No. -You haven't seen it? -Yeah, that's a good one. -Fantom of the Opera? -Fantom of the Opera. -Fantom of Classic. -All right. -All right. -Dude, all right. -I haven't seen it since I was 18. -Dude, you got to re-watching it. -I remember I was watching it and my friend was like, "Oh, in the book, he rapes her in the scene." -See, that's why you should watch anything. -Yeah. -You don't even like that. -I don't even like that. -I don't even like that. -I don't even like that. -I don't even like that. -I don't even like that. -I don't even like that. -I don't even like that. -I don't even like that. -I don't even like that. -I don't even like that. -I don't even like that. -I don't even like that. -I don't even like that. -God, switch mics, pass the mic. -My bad. -I'm just trying to give him some more slack. He was like having a poll on it. -My good host. -No, but a tug went off. But me and Tag-- -It might come. -You mean Tag in this D&D campaign? The only thing we wanted to do, because we knew there was a Bard College nearby, we're going to go there and learn how to play masquerade. And she was getting so mad because she had planned all the stuff for us to do. I'm like, no, we're going to go learn Phantom of the Opera and perform on the street. -They're going to love it. -D20, they loved it. -That's amazing that that was in your D&D. -Yeah, it was very fun. And then there was a married couple who were also playing with us. And they were about to have a divorce. And it was seeping into the game. It was-- -Was it who we-- -It was in character arguing. -Was it previously who we mentioned earlier? -No, you don't know. -You can see that though, right? You can totally see that though, right? -I can absolutely see that. But it was a separate couple. -Okay. -So, let's go back to the interview question. -Okay. -Yeah. -Topical. -7 flag gentlemen. Great company you've built. -Yeah, of course. You're in a room with a group of people. And one room is a room full Muslims. -Okay. -And other rooms of room full of Jews. -Okay. -Which room are you more uncomfortable in? -I don't know if I'd be uncomfortable. He said knowing how that sounds. -Well, it said more uncomfortable. -I'm not saying like-- -Petentious. -Like, you might feel fine in both. -Yeah. -Which one are you more uncomfortable? -It depends on-- -There's some of the caveats, 'cause it depends, 'cause there's a lot of different countries with muscles. -Yeah. -Yeah. -The places with Jews, 'cause the New York Jew, or is it Israeli? -Yeah. -You know, it's-- -Are we talking about-- -Are we talking about Ben Shapiro's? -Yeah. -Or-- -Is it Abby Shapiro? -Not uncomfortable. -No, if it's Abby Shapiro's, I'm going in there. -I'm uncomfortable at all. -We're talking about Moroccans, or are we talking about-- -Yeah. -You know. -Mia Khalifa's, or what are we talking about? -Oh, that's like it. -Are we talking about Moroccans? -Wait, no, wait. I found the real question. -Okay. -I found the real question. -Okay. -Who are you more uncomfortable within the room? Abby Shapiro, or Mia Khalifa? -I guess this-- -I-- -I guess it's true. All you need to know is they-- I can't-- You're lying that you don't know who Mie Khalifa is. But all you need to know is they both have huge tits. -Yeah. -And Abby Shapiro's Ben Shapiro's sister. -Yeah. But she is-- -I agree. You had talked about Ben Shapiro's sister on the podcast. -She is so hot, though. -Dude. Abby Shapiro's sister is so hot. -She's-- -No. -Yeah, her face is fine. Tits are so big, though. You can forget about it. -On real. -But Mia Khalifa-- -Mia Khalifa is gorgeous. -She's hot. -I want to be in the room with Mia Khalifa. If that answers the question, I want to be in the room with Mia Khalifa over Abby Shapiro. -So-- -That's really all-- I don't know why we're having this whole debate and fights online and wars. -This is the conversation that has to be. -This is the conversations we can do as a war. -Mia Khalifa or Abby Shapiro? And it was like Mia Khalifa. -I was like, "Oh, okay, maybe we should, you know, hear Hamas out." -Yeah. -Here at Hamas may have some good points. It's only need disease. If someone's hot, you're like-- I've heard that there was an ad professor at BYU who tried to say that, like, sex doesn't sell. Mike Deeds, go fuck yourself, dude. If I see some huge tits or an ass next to an ad, I'll be like, "Well, I can at least look at it." -Sex doesn't sell. -Wait. -Tell that's a Carl's uniform. -Yeah, exactly. -Like, Carl's Jr. -No, the Carl's got socks. -Yeah, that's the only way you ate there. -That's 'cause of the ad. -But they also moved away from that ad campaign and they moved away from those chicken nuggets that were in the shape of a star. -Dude, they still got 'em, I think. -They don't. -They don't cut the star. -I'm pretty sure they do. -I'm pretty sure they do. -We want to trust someone that looks like Quinn or someone that looks like me if they have Carl's Jr. chicken stars. -Hey, it's actually Fairpoint. -Yeah, that's very Fairpoint. Last time I went to Carl's Jr., I took one bite and was like, "This is dog food." Like, "This is shit." -You're wrong, actually. They're compared to like national chains. -They're good. -Drew? -You don't want to go on his path again. -Dude, I'm... -Dude, I just wanted to withdraw on this. -No, I don't mind it. -I think Drew, one time, he is firmly stated that Jack in the box is better than in and out. -Oh, never mind. I can't go even without an hour. -I've got to say, listen, this is a Spokane part of him. -But if you get... -If you only got to have one in your town, I'm taking Jack in the box. -Incorrect. -Incorrect. -Incorrect. -I'm sorry. -Jack in the box saw. -There? -Jack in the box is only good when you're drunk. -You haven't had the buttery, Jack. -Dude. -Drew? -Drew? -It's a game changer. -Drew? -I'm... -Drew. -You're wrong. -I'm swearing on my life. -You thought... -You can... -All of Garden was fancy. -It is fancy. -No. -They wear louses. -Oh, wow. -And they sell wine. -And they talk to you nice. -Wow. -Yeah. -They free-fill your water. -What? -It's like you're in Italy. -Wow. -Wow. -Well, I was going to tell that one. -What do you... -Where was Fettuccine Alfredo made? -I will say for in and out, there is no fast food chain, whether it's a burger, whether it's... -Five guys. -There's nothing that's as fresh like that tastes as good. -Price Pointe. Yes. -Existency. -Nine bucks and you have a full meal. -I was... -What? -Five guys. -Yes. -Nine 30 bucks. -Exactly. -No, no. -I'll say. -But if we're just great in the food, five guys is... -No. -No, it's not. -No, it's not. -It did. -We in like backwards land. -This is my... -Hey, Drew. Sorry, we're not from a fucking... We're not from a militia, like working on a farm kind of just like with a metal detector. -Like Spokane and Provo Ormer are so different. -You grew up in like a fucking nuclear wasteland. Dude, we grew up with class. And dude, in and out it's just fresh and good and consistent. And I also feel like dying afterwards. -Dude. -I feel good after in and out. -I feel good after in and out. -I thought I talked about Les Misz. -Yeah. -I walked into there like on the brick in Matthew. -Sure. -Yeah. -There were people in my high school class who tried to meth before turning 18. But... -That's a rite of passage. -Yeah. -That doesn't mean I'm wrong. -Yo, you are. -About what Jack in the box. -Well, they're not correlated, but you are wrong about Jack in the box. Jack in the box, for sure wrong. And then five guys, I know it's gotten, it's not as good as it used to be too. Like five guys. -I know. I feel like... -But everything is not as good as it used to be. -No, in and out it's always been consistent. -I had a fine judgment today. -No. -Guess what, Drew? You can shut the fuck up. [laughter] -Also, it's also like a fine judgment. It's a very specific keto item. -Yes. -No. -And like it's not like the best representative. It's like, it's still good for what it is, but it's just meat and cheese. -Yo, how many times? I hope in like real things where there's like, whether it's a debate class for high school or college or like anything or like imagine like a political presidential debate or even just like set or just like, "Hey, guess what, Senator, you can shut the fuck up." [laughter] -If we got, dude, if we could get like Trump and Biden though to like passionately debate about five guys versus in and out, that might turn this country together. -Which side would they would be on? -Yeah, which one, which president would back up with Trump? -Trump would be in and out because it's garbage. -No, dude. -No. -If I got Z's coast, that's a big city. I think Trump goes five guys. -Biden's from Delaware. -So, yeah. -Too shit. -I honestly, I don't know why my gut says Trump would go in and out. -I think he likes him now more. -If there's a guy that knows fast food well. -Yeah. -Yo. -It's Trump, but he would go in and out 100%. -I think if he could order in and out at the White House, he would. -Dude, I just think you misunderstand like five guys place in the world right now. No one fucking cares about five guys. People, the debate is now moved on to in and out versus Shake Shack. -That's what outside of Utah. -That's true. -No, and that's a real debate. Shake Shack's good. -I love Shake Shack. -I still prefer in and out. -I still go in and out. -Yes, it's cheaper. -Outside of Utah in California, no one cares about in and out. -No, they do. They open one in Denver. -The line was fucking four hours. -Watch your toes lose in their mind because they're going to get one in like a Southern Washington. -They just do that? -They're losing their mind about it. -We don't care. We don't care. -You don't care because it's not going to Spokane. -It's going to Seattle. -Dude, if there was in and out in Spokane, I wouldn't go to it. -You would. -What? -You would. -What? -You would. -Oh, I'm going to go to the ball. -Here's the thing. Here's the thing. In Spokane, it's so isolated. -We have our own fast food chains. -Oh, yeah. -Like the cheap, really good, high quality fast food burger. They have it unlocked. There's a chain in Spokane called WIPS. -Wait, wait, guess what? Oh, nice. You're describing ZIPS. -Oh, this. -Oh, well, nice. Dream just described every city in America. -No, I mean, every city in America. -We can't go regional fast. -Local chains. -No, but it's like cheap, low price point. -Yeah, it's super high quality. -It's very high quality. -No, no, I've never had an in-out pricing. -No, but in and out is the bigger brand. -Yeah, it's bigger. -And it's so consistent. -SIPS doesn't want to be bigger. -It's always the same. -ZIPS can't be bigger. -ZIPS likes being small. -Thank you. It's always the same. It's always consistent. It's always cheap. -Yeah. -It's always so fresh. -Every time I'm so fresh. -Every time I'm like, I'm going in and out, I feel happy. -Yeah. -I feel excited. -I feel like if you would have done your lay miss thing, both in and out and done it back to back, both orders. -Yeah. -I would have been fine. -Yeah. -I would have been fine. -You've been full? -Sure. -Feeling good. -You could have sung along to the songs. -You could have sung along to the songs. -Oh, dude. Also, the animal fries? -Love. -Hell yeah. I do like animal style. -Yeah, see? -There you go. It's good. -Oh. -What? -Oh. -Oh. -Who's not coming in and out? -Okay. -Their fries are like cardboard. Their fries suck. -I will say, I know I'm in the minority about this because I love their fries. Again, I go back to the freshest because you see those dudes and those chicks. They're popping it, shoving the potatoes into that thing, pulling it down, right into the fryer. And it's like, sure, you may want to soggy your French fry or a bigger one, but like the crisp, the freshness. -Dude. -Christian. -Damn, dude. -The flavorless. -Hell yeah. -I'd have them without ketchup. I enjoy them. I really do. -No, I'm on your side. -The fries from five guys. -No, that is good. -No, that's not what we were saying. -Okay. -I like the in and out fries. My favorite part of five, because it's always the Cajun fries. -Cajun fries are amazing. -There's things that other people do better. -I would check fries if they're better, but in and out, those fries though, I can eat and I don't feel like I'm going to die. -You don't feel sick at all. -I'll give that four people's fries over in and out fries. -They taste better. -Yes. -It hits you. -You don't feel sick. It's almost like-- -No, it's definitely bad for you. -No, and that's something that you value when you can walk away from restaurants. -It's not being like, "That was a bad decision." You know? -Yeah. -I'm usually walked away from like five guys, McDonald's, you know. I shouldn't have done that. -Every fucking time as an adult. -Yeah. -Have you noticed that? -Yeah. -As a kid, you were stoked. It was like a victory that you got your parents to catch you, McDonald's. As an adult, it's like, "I'm taking an L denied, but God it tastes good." -Yeah, but I'm really sad, dude. -Yeah, McDonald's has been downhill ever since they got rid of the chicken selects. Dude, I saw-- -That's a weird hill. -Yeah, it's a weird position. -I think you might be the only one that's ever said that. -Well, fucking bring back the chicken selects, McDonald's. -This doesn't-- -The Southwest Salad was really good. -South-- -And I miss that. -South West Salad. -You're seeing all these items at McDonald's? -I didn't even forget. -No one gave it, right? -No one gave it, dude. Ever since COVID. -No. -I'm actually a Illuminati got rid of McDonald's menu to make us dumb. -Can we talk about that a little bit? everything since 2020 has taken to closet. Remember, remember, is it throwback? Remember the dollar menu? Remember when that existed? Remember when the dollar trees were a dollar? Yeah. This is when I knew like we're going, we're getting bad when the Wendy's crispy chicken wasn't a dollar anymore. Because that was like my saving grace. I love the crispy chicken. And then Wendy's also went downhill. Wendy's socks now. I used to be so early 2020. I made like a passionate. Yeah. It's all right. The rest is audio. I made like a passionate like Facebook posts in early 2020 about we're fucked inflation so bad because Taco Bell no longer has a dollar. Yeah. Yeah. No, dude, I miss I miss the talk about Tisnata. Like the beefy Frito burrito. That's what I miss. Oh, good dollar. And it was so nice to get that all the time. Yeah. I remember back in the day, the beefy five layer was 89 cents. Yeah, dude. Wasn't even a dollar. Yeah. Three dollars now. Yeah. It's such a sad place we've arrived in. Thanks Obama. I don't think he's responsible for the pandemic, but trust me. But I'm sure there are people who genuinely believe that. Couldn't be Chinese. Drew. No, I just miss the one in Wuhan. You know, I went to Wuhan, Kenya. I just want to throw this out there. I went for the first time to sizzler and because they have a lunch. I went to lunch and got there. Dude, they have a salad bar, 15 bucks. It's like a buffet. And it's actually was kind of fun. Not a bad salad bar. And everyone in there was like 80. That's when it opened. That's when you know things are awful now. If you're like, Hey, guys, hear me out, sizzler. No, it's part of what I wanted to go. So we got to check it out. My mom is obsessed with sizzler. Like sizzler left Spokane when I was a kid. So they ride it. Yeah. So there's no sizzler in Spokane, a quarter lane. And no, I mean, the whole area of the country, no sizzler, even not even Seattle, like all Pacific Northwest, no sizzler. So like every time we go to Idaho Falls, my parents, like we got to go to sizzler. Like do you love taco time, though? I don't. My mom in Washington. Yeah, taco time is really big up there. I don't I always was loyal to the bell. Yeah, I'm a I'm a bell. I like to see we can unite. I'm all with you the breakfast crunch wrap. Oh, maybe it's goaded. You know what? Their whole menu is perfect. I love talk about I will always love talk about fire sauce game changer. Love sauce. Dude, you know, it was really throwing me off. I didn't really understand how much of a fact it had on me. When I was living in Portland, I remember at one point just being like, do they guys have chilies? And they don't do the nears chilies. I would like to talk to the comics about the like, yeah, it's crazy. Dude, the new year's was like 400 miles away. Dude, that is pretty crazy to be driving around and not see that sign. Nope, we're not seeing Applebee somewhere. No pepper. It was a it was no app. It will do. Dude, if you hit an iron, like a chilies rampage this year, we've been like three times since the start of this year. Whoa, dude, they got they got the thing where you get three for 11, three for whatever used to be three for 10, but you know, inflation. Thanks, daddy, Obama, I'm like, we could spend less money. Daddy, oh, we would if we got full meals at a fast food place, like it's crazy. Big brain. No, it is big brain. No, it is big brain. No, I know it. Well, well, I caught the tone of that. Well, you wasn't sincere. You can still hit. Oh, no, if you go in and out, you'd save the money. Yeah, that's true. But we bring bigger brain experience of sitting down and feel like an adult. Yeah, enjoying each other's company. And then when they have that weird, like machine, they can play games on. Yeah. And you swipe your credit card on that and they'll play games on this and not on your phone. No, but I do love it. I love chilies, dude. Out of the big three chilies, Apple is an outback. It's always chillies, chillies. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Apple be so they're a half price appetizers. Not bad. I mean, it doesn't. That price gets you. Yeah. That's gets you, dude. That's how they get everyone. That being said, I still have a soft spot in my heart for a little Caesar's because I can't go with you on this one. No, you know, just because I can't even always like super poor and you're like, dude, $5 pizza. I see the appeal. Not bad. Yeah. But it's kind of like in crazy stupid love when Ryan Gosling is having a hard to heart with Steve Carell's character of like, Hey, you don't need a shop at the gap. You're better than the gap. Count be better than the gap. You already are. That's how I feel about little Caesar's. I'm like, you can. I see the appeal, but also you're better than little Caesar's. Have you had their pretzel pizza? It's pretty good. Okay. Just because you can, doesn't mean I should, you know what I mean? Some of these things to talk about that are like amazing. Really select Southwest Jack in the box. Pretty good. I just hate fruit. Fantastic. If you want to like bolster your five guys in an argument, you should stop saying other things you enjoy because it's hurting the argument. It also, Christian, I just said I have a soft spot for little Caesar's for the past nowadays. It's like, you know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't really get pizza because keto, but yeah, dude. I don't know. You know, I want to try vodka sauce pizza. Dude, vodka sauce pasta vodka sauce pizza is incredible. Hell, yeah. Well, pan cheddar, little pan vodka sauce. Yes, Drew, but okay. Hawaiian pizza. What do you think? Oh boy. I hate it. So I'm not a huge fan, but Amanda and I do that. Well, Amanda's favorite pizza is pepperoni and pineapple. I will say it's much better than pineapple with ham. We're so disappointed. I don't. Yeah, I could not have pineapple on my pizza. I'd rather do that. That's the correct decision. But that's correct. When you're married, you don't get understood. But when you know, it's your slice, you can pull off the pineapple. I get to choose. Well, I'm like, when you have that pineapple. I know, but I'm running. You can just pull the pineapple. What I do and that happens. I do pull the pineapple. But I do eat the pineapple because I like pineapple. Just I don't want it on my pizza. It was different. You have the pineapple separately. If I do get my choice of like of pizza, like I like something, you know, I like pepperoni, bacon, sausage, and then like ricotta cheese on it. Wow. Put some garlic on it. I like that. Okay. That's fancy. I love that. That's my blaze order. And it's been a blaze. It's like a bin. I my cousin works there and he's like, it's pretty mid. Yeah. Mid but for the price point, how much you paying? Like seven bucks for a whole pizza. Yeah, you're full. You're full. Okay. It's always great. It's like the subway of the pizza. Like they put that's a lot horrible. That's a horror. That's a worst possible way for the price. No, no, for the price for the price. I'm talking about the process of ordering it. It feels like subway. You go down the line, throw it. They ask what you want. Then they throw it in the brick oven and throw something else on that. Like, okay, it's like the cafe Rio of pizza. That makes me feel a little better. That's a better comparison. It's the cafe Rio of pizza. Chicken select. They guess what and then Southwest chicken salad. Yeah. Pretzel pizza. You've Jack in the box. I'm from Washington state. We don't have cafe Rio. It's like 20. No, yeah. And also, I mean, that's fun because now Cafe Rio is gone down here as well. Cafe Rio sucks. Dude, everything. All right. Cafe Rio sucks, but it's supposed to be to sucks, though. It's just feels fine. Uh, this is a place though. If you want to, if you're like craving like a, that kind of salad, like a cafe Rio salad, Alberto's salt lake downtown, salt lake. I was just like, you're doing the office bit right now. Wait, dude, what you're referencing? Alfredo's. Alfredo's. Oh, Alberto's dude. It's like, you just drive through. I got their like grilled chicken salad insane. Okay. It'll remind you of the glory days. Back to the pineapple on pizza. I'm not a fan. And the, I feel like the crux of the matter that no one who loves pineapple on pizza has an answer to is that fruit and cheese. Yeah, that's a great combo. Sharkudiri. Hell yeah. That's great. But like, for me, the marinara sauce, the red sauce with pineapple, that's where you lose me. That's disgusting. And people are like, no, it's good. I'm like, okay, then fucking put pineapple on your spaghetti. If you really think that's a good combo, fucking commit into it. No, no one wants to do it because it's trash. No, it's like, it's like watching like like Star Wars attack at the clones and listening to like Toby Keith at the same time. Yeah. Like it's, we'll stick a boot in your ass. Hello there. Totally non meat topping. I find acceptable as bell peppers. I love peppers. Well, there's a lot of options that are onions, mushrooms, mushrooms. No, which is a lot of fun guy that a vegetable, but live your truth. But I'm more, I'm just more, I've always been like this. I just, I'm a slut for the white sauce pizzas. Okay. Little Bianca gets me going. Gets me going. Yeah, dude. I will go crazy order white sauce or chicken on it. Well, that's really cool. Pretty hardcore for white sauce pizza. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Double. I go pizza, white sauce, no cheese, no cheese and Toby. And hold on. What? What? Yeah. You said no cheese. It's not pizza. No cheese and show. You're having a flatbread, my guy. You're having a flatbread. You're not having a and lug nuts. I need you. I need you to understand. Please tell me understand. You're having a flatbread and not a pizza. This is what I get from the hut. No one out pizzas the hut. Dude, it's good to be clear. That's not pizza. That is also a flat. No, and then it has to have cheese and they dip it in the honey has to have cheese dip it in honey dijon. The fuck is this? You fucking with me? Yeah. I believe we had pizza with honey. I love honey. Yeah. Three one three. Oh shit. Three on three is incredible. Sure. Yeah. That's the best pizza for the price point. Not, I mean, not for the price point, but best tasting. You'll they charge probably 1520 per pizza. I pay 30. Yeah, I pay 34. The hot honey is I like. Yes. Deep dish is my favorite. And in Spokane, there was like a Chicago style place that I really miss. Oh boy. So via three really does it for me. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know the little Caesar's to deep dish and spoken. Yeah, they do pretzel or sorry. It was probably Jack in the box. Yeah. They do deep dish everywhere. Jack in the box. They make everything. They make everything. How do you feel about sit down pizza huts? I fond memories of sit down pizza huts would go there with my fam, parents and my sister. We'd frequent that. I don't know if you guys, this sounds bougie. You've been into conno's. I've been it's or rodezio. But if you get the veggies there, it tastes like a pizza hut sit down. It doesn't taste like pizza. It doesn't taste like a pizza hut pizza. It tastes like you walked into a sit down pizza hut. And it's it's pretty nostalgic. I hardly highly recommend it. We should go to conno's just for that. Or this place in salt like a brasas. Never want to work. So it's brilliant. Yes. Love it. I can just eat the cheesy mashed potatoes. Oh, for sure. That has a stranglehold on. Yeah, they're they're solid. It's so good. Dude, we're gonna have to make like a food podcast. We talk food all day. Hell yeah. Food, sports, bitches, calm bitches. Welcome back to the come podcast. We talk all things come down. Whoops. Come town population. Us. Just joking over here. All right. Jeez. Yo, have you seen? Sorry. This goes for it. Go for it. Have you seen the billboard? I want to say it's like South Orm on I 15. Yep. Jizz hair. Yep. Yep. And these girls were like, Oh, I got his hair. I did. I cannot believe that's a real. It's a very Utah like Provo. No one told. I'm sure it's her initials of this lady who owns this salon. No one told her what that was. No one told her like, Hey, maybe you want to do a different name for your salon to go. Hey, so you know, come. That's another word for that. Called Jizz. Granted, you're going JZ the letters J and Z, but people are going to think it's Jizz. Yeah, because you're saying like, and also, but if she turned to me and was like, that's why I did it. I'd like respect. I'd like, I love you. It's actually hardcore. Yeah. So anyway, Jizz hair, Jizz on Drew. That's crazy. Jizz on Drew hair. Yeah. Drew, how do we want to end this thing? Well, I think, I think we'll hire Christian. Pretty easy. I forgot that's what we were the one in the podcast. Like maybe we, I mean, I think this was made evident, but if whoever listened didn't know, but we had Christian on. And my laptop just like malfunctions. Also, Drew just didn't save it. So we really drew malfunction. I rebooted my laptop thinking I had saved it. Sure. And then I opened my documents and I was like, where the fuck is it? It's like we walked in here and Drew's like, well, I forgot my laptop wasn't charging. I guess it's dead. I'm glad you guys have hired me because I can make sure that that doesn't happen again. I think I can. And you can make sure there's no playing apples on pizza. No, playing apples on pizza also. And it's just going to be in and out. Well, your work doesn't work at the company. So I think we should have her on. We can. Yeah, absolutely. We'll get to that later. But no, we'd love to be hired a question. I feel like, I feel like I just, I'm just going to hire you on the spot. Say you're the CEO. I'm in just because we get it done living corner, Drew. We can get what we want done. Do you guys get in and out all the time? Oh, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, I do. I could eat every day. I will say one of the questions we talked about last time, which felt great to be honored for was workplace romance. Are you for or against? And I'm always for a workplace. Like, yeah, you've been on quite the rampage. If you. So after the call center, my first four way from like ages 16 and 23 was always food industry. So if you're, you know, seeing someone every day, you know, chemistry starts to build a walk in fridge, a walk in closet is your best friend. And there's a lot of magic going on in those in restaurants across the nation. Let me tell you, it's a lot of magic between me and Willie Wong. So if I want that, I get some magic correctly. You were 30 when you lost your virginity. I was 30 years old. Now you're 35. 35. And you've just been, sounds like you've been crushing it. I, it's been, you were, you were bragging. If I had to compare the first 30 years of my life would be the Sahara, if you will. And the last five years. Sahara. Yeah. Movies Sahara, Bradley Steves on Bradley Cooper. Samahayak, I think. Wasn't that what? What the shit? Was with Matthew McConaughey in that? Oh, there's no. It was in Braddock. Yeah. But yeah, Samahayak is in them anyway. So yeah, Sahara, the movie. Sure. This one has been. Now you're in. Now the life you live is old Dorado. El Dorado. I was going to say, what's the movie where they get stuck? One, twenty seven hours. I'm just stuck and pushed. I just can't get out. I have to cut my own arm off to get out of this. Coming into like squeeze out of here. The last five years have been good. And I would like to knock on wood. Keep it going. Absolutely. What do you, what's your go to move? What do you mean? How do you approach a coworker? I've been this way since 16 trying to kiss a girl for the first time as far as like a consent. Consent? Is that what I did there? A consent king. I always feel comfortable to ask if I feel like the moment is right. I'm all asked. Hey, I'm great straight up. I may, if it's right with you, I'd like to maybe try to kiss you right now or something along those lines. And if the answer is no, most of the time it's not. So hey, you hey, I just hold her to daddy's. If the answer is no, hold her down and it'll be coming. Yes. Sure. Exactly. But I club her on the head. It was weird. I know about you guys growing up, but there was like a shift of where I remember hearing a lot of women be like, no, don't ask. Just feel it in the moment and go for it, which works. Yes. But it shifted as we grew up of like, yeah, even if the moment is happening and you want to make sure there are a lot of people, men and women who appreciates the consent. You know what I mean? Yeah. What do you think of that, Drew? I like it. I don't like that. How long have you been married though? Whoops. I don't know. Tell me I'm wrong. If you think I'm wrong, I don't mind asking. Hey, put myself out there. I appreciate that you were getting out there. Okay, Drew doesn't know how to show emotion. So this is a tough one for him, where he's like, wait, you can just say how you feel? Yeah, I don't like that. It was a comfortable thing being vulnerable enough in that moment. I got you. I got that is tough, but that's why we do comedy, you know, like, no, I would rather, you know, you go for it and then she like has to fight you off. I like that. Because then you don't have to embarrass yourself through the question. That's not a good look for a guy who's six, three and built like a linebacker. You know what I mean? That's not a good look. Let's do the thing. No, fucking try again, bitch. There's only one answer here. Boy, we love to happen. You're here. Love to be here. Big fans. Big fans are used. Use boys. Go kids. You guys get me hard for life. Yeah, dude. We're all, we're all we're here for. I'm excited to get the first day going and go through orientation and then hit the ground running, you know, get things up the flagpole, move the needle and I think with Christian, we you're moving in the right direction. I think let's get part to go 16 and know this year. Absolutely. And dude, we could finally become blue bloods. I think God's ag is going to take it all next year. I think they're going to win the ship is going to win the national championship next year. There we go. We're starting five seniors that's never happened and got a history. They're going to be Kentucky in the final. Oh, yeah, do you know I'm going to be BYU. You lost me, but I dare to dream dare to dream. Now did the Cinderella story. No one's waiting to expect. No, dude, I like I like defend BYU. I'm like, they're not as bad as you think there are, but if they're playing guns out in the national championship, I'm like, you know, they're all homophobes. Like I do. I would do it 180. Yeah, sassist, not white supremacist, not the Zags. And he's in Washington. No, we're all so progressive out here. We kicked John Stockton out of the kennel. Yeah. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, they might be bite the hand that feeds you. Rip John. Rip John, dude. All right. Okay. Love you. Thanks for doing this. Looking forward to the next time, boys. Yeah, Hamilton. Rip Ham. Goodbye.