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[♪♪] Rum swabs, hacks and moonbaits beware. It's... [♪♪] Howie Car. Welcome to The Howie Car Show 844-542-4294 says, "Tell Kelly's we need one in St. Augustine." We need them up and down the East Coast of Florida. And, you know, I think they're going to get there eventually. It may take a while to get all the way up to St. Augustine, but they're going to be all over Florida. Things are going very well for Kelly's. And, again, you can get your $50 gift certificate for $25 to any of the... any of the Kelly's locations in Florida, Kelly's roast beef. You're familiar with it in Revere and Soggis and... and all across the Greater Boston area. But these are... these are gift certificates are good for the Florida locations. There are three of them right now by Christmas. They'll be six or seven and they'll keep expanding. So, go to HowieCarShow.com and click on store, HowieCarShow.com and click on store. And get your gift certificates. I heard this morning, "Hello, Mada, Hello, Fada." We played... we put a little bit of it in the intro. The parody song, and it's really good. And we're going to play it right now, but I got to ask Taylor... Taylor, do you think you could have done a better Alan Sherman impression than that guy? Probably would have been more offensive because I'm not Jewish and he is. [laughter] But I mean, his lyrics are superb. But I think that, you know, and this is... He doesn't have like a Yiddish accent. This is a quibble, but he could have... they could have found someone with a little better accent. Yeah, exactly. But as a writer, what do you call that? You know, a book in a... he's the... as a lyricist, this guy is unbelievable. His name is Leeron Kepensky, and this is the Vad Habad Chaman. We cut it down, but this runs about a minute. This is hilarious. If you haven't heard it, cut one. "Hello, Mada. Hello, Fada. I have joined camp. In Tefada. Camp is very... instigating. And they say the quad sprinkler will soon stop raining. The tuition is so pricey. To attend a poison ivy. You remember Ilhan's daughter. She's now homeless for defending Jewish slaughter. You paid thousands to this college. So our camp could make the janitor a hostage. Wait a minute. Cops are coming. We're up rising. They are stunning. Kindly send some. Food and water. Mother, Father, I'm expelled from your alma mater. Who would have ever thought to do that? That was a stroke of genius. Leeron Kepensky in the Vad Habad Chaman. Chinatma, should say. 844-542-844-500-4242. It's 781. Kelly's roast beef and denim now when you cheap bastards go to B.J.'s. I'm not a B.J.'s guy. I'm going to market basket though this weekend and stock up on all the stuff. I'm kind of short on provisions in the condo in Wellesley. But I'll be fine once I get there. I just wanted to know where I was going. I wasn't complaining. I got plenty of food. Taylor brought in some donuts yesterday. There's one left. I told him I'm taking it with me tonight. That's my breakfast for tomorrow. That's what it's for. 844-500. I'm sorry it's not a lemon pound cake. John from New York, you're next with Howie Carr. Go ahead, John. Hey, Howie. How are you doing? Somebody asked me to describe the economy to them today. When I walked in, I saw Biden's latest giveaway. It's really like the wheel of fortune economy. He comes in every day and spins and then decides to give our money away. And he hasn't hit bankrupt on the wheel yet. But you compare him to Passayjack and it's kind of hard to believe. You heard the Jared Bernstein cut, right? I mean, we knew he was dumb. But who knew that he was this clueless? Well, Jerome Palace, we gave a press conference afterwards, his speech. He got a couple of hard questions and he was jumbling all around. The market really lost a lot of confidence. It finished up on the week because the employment report today was weaker than expected. And so the market's begging for an interest rating. So today it rallied a little bit. Here's something that might help Jared Bernstein out. In the first quarter of 2023, the federal debt was $31.5 trillion. First quarter of 2024, $34.6 trillion. So a 9.8% increase in debt. Real GDP, which is the standard living that the economy generates, right? $22.1 trillion to $22.8 trillion, $700 billion increase. A 3% increase in real GDP. That increased 3.5 trillion. And it looks like all the jobs that were created, they were all in social services, meaning welfare for illegal aliens in many cases, and health services for the aging population that's stopping work if they haven't already stopped working. But actual people producing goods and services that increase the wealth of the country, it's stagnant at best, isn't it? Yes, and in fact there was a very good article yesterday, I believe in the Wall Street Journal, the inside where they had a gal that was looking for a job. I forget what field she was in, and basically she's been applying all these jobs and hasn't been able to find anything. And she was a professional woman. And a lot of the job ads that are posted aren't really real or the companies might be trying to acquire talent. And college kids I've been talking to recently, they've all had a hard time now. I'm not thinking about the protesters, I'm talking about regular normal kids. They're not really seeing the love that they were two, three years ago when President Trump was in office. So those two indicate that the labor market is weak, way weaker in the government reports. Yeah, and I saw it today, you know, I was looking because I figured I was hoping you were going to call in and I was going to point out that they had adjusted the numbers. And I saw it today, I'd never seen this before, they added two months together for the revisions. So apparently, so one month wasn't as bad as the other month, so they could make it look like it wasn't like they weren't fudging the numbers as much as they usually do. Have you ever seen a two month revision before? No, I haven't seen any of these numbers. I mean, you listen to Bernstein and Powell the last two days. I mean, it's queer, they're praying that they can hold this thing together. I think the labor market's definitely weak and the layoffs are picking up. And they're just spending any kind of money they can pull and any kind of tricks to keep this thing afloat. Yeah, look, I don't think you're going to have a big downturn where it's going to be like an '08, '09 situation, but it's clear that the inflation numbers are accelerating again and the labor market's weakening. And, you know, I really don't trust any of these numbers because I looked at them again today and they bounce around up and down a million numbers, a million jobs, but the main thing is debt is growing now faster than GDP. So you're sort of caught in this life, like, and it's really going to be hard to get out of. Well, how about Biden still keeps going around saying he cut the national debt and he cut the deficit? I mean, this is insane. Where are the fact checkers here? What was it? First quarter of 2020 that the debt was 31.5 trillion and now it's 34.6 trillion? That's right. 9.8% increase year over year. In one year or three years? Not one year. In one year. So that was first quarter of 2023 to 2024. First quarter of 2024. Right, correct. Good Lord. That's got to be the all. That's got to be the all-time biggest increase in any history, including the COVID panic. Absolutely, and you know, the problem is GDP, like I said, only increased 700 billion, 3.1%. The reason is more and more of the borrowing is gone just to pay interest. So it's sort of like a Ponzi scheme. You hate to use that word, but that's basically what it is. So you have to take on even more debt to get very little economic growth. And the chairman of the White House Economic Council is quoted on tape publicly saying, "What is a bond?" As you said, Kevin Hassett was really a good guy. He was. He's from Greenfield, man. He's got to be a good guy. He's from Franklin County. Yeah. There you go. Yeah, no, he was a good guy. Peter Navarro was a good guy, too. He was a local guy, semi-local. He was from Tufts. You know, he was a decent guy. These were, you know, even though, you know, even if they weren't, you know, tycoons, they knew something about what they were talking about. There are people out there that do it. Even Larry Summers up in Boston there, he warned them what was going to happen. But they went with this woman, the Wicked Witch of the West, I call her Stephanie Kelton out of SUNY Stoney Brook, who told them they could print money with no consequence. And, obviously, she was wrong. Why did they get all these academics in there? Here's a text from 508 just left Southern California yesterday, all gas stations selling regular at $5.55 and super at about $6. Well, you know what they're going to say, you know, oh, well, we had to make the seasonal adjustment in the fuel formula, you know? But that's BS. You know, this is not all, that's a minor part of it, I think. No, you're correct. So, and people want to know why the market, they get bad economic news and the market goes up. Today it was because they're praying that they're going to get a rate cut, right? Is that what it is? Because the economy, the economy looks so weak they're going to have to cut the rates. I mean, it's kind of a Hail Mary pass. Right. Exactly. The question is still running hot, and this week Jay Powell, they were afraid he was going to say he might raise rates again. He came out and said, no way, I'm not raised rates again. They were looking for any excuse to cut rates, that's what he communicated. And then the employment report came out slightly weaker today. It really wasn't that low, it was $175,000, again, these numbers are kind of bogus. But it was below the 220 or 240 they expected. After that, the client this month was due to government workers. So overall, people aren't really buying it, but the market's begging for a rate cut, more easy money. Again, you can drive asset prices up, right? Because there's a fixed supply of stocks or gold out there. So if you print more money, the asset will go up. Oh, yeah, it'll go up in inflated dollars that are worthless, and if you're not getting a pay raise at your job or you're on a fixed income, you're screwed. There's a two-tiered economy right now, Halley. If you read all these earnings reports from McDonald's, Starbucks, places like that. Right, I saw that, yeah. The lower end consumer is really getting squeezed, and now the layoffs are picking up. So again, I don't think you'll implode the economy between now and then, because oil has come down this week, about $7 a barrel last week or two. Gasoline hasn't really come down. But again, I think where you're headed is, they can drive asset prices up temporarily, but there's a difference between asset prices and the economy. That's what people have to realize. All right, more depressing news, but John from New York, thanks for checking in. We appreciate it. Anytime. Experience the ultimate savings event with MyPillow's $25 extravaganza for a limited time dive into incredible deals like a two-pack multi-use MyPillow, stylish sandals for both men and women, or a luxurious six-pack towel set, all available for an astonishing $25 each. 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Today's poll question is brought to you by Northeast Hair Restoration for May only save $1,000 off their new PFE Hair Restoration procedure and listen to my Meet the Expert podcast with the doctors. One of them is going to be in studio here in about a half hour. He's got a special cap for me. Go to PFEHERE.com or call 1-800-208-HERE, that's 1-800-208-HAIR. Taylor, what's the poll question? What are the results thus far? Today's poll question, which you can vote in at HoweCarShow.com, is which phrase best describes the protesters on college campuses? Hippies, Nazis, Nazi hippies, pampered pukes, Hitler youth, terrorist groupies, or free them fighters. I'm going with hippie Nazis or Nazi hippies. Seventeen percent say Nazi hippies, thirty-six percent say pampered pukes, twenty-nine percent say terrorist groupies, and ten percent say Hitler youth. How's freedom fighters doing now? Four percent. A steady, a steady four percent, eight four four five hundred forty two forty two. We still have a gift certificates and the cheap bastard deal to Kelly's roast beef Florida locations only, right now they got three. Soon to be, by Christmas it'll be six, maybe seven. They're right now in Sarasota and Naples and South Pasadena all on the West Coast obviously. They're on the West Coast for right now, but I think they'll be moving east to the Gold Coast as we call it, because while supplies last you get a fifty dollar gift card to Kelly's roast beef in Florida for just twenty-five bucks, twenty-five dollars for a fifty dollar gift card. Go to our show.com and click on store. Mr. Garcia, you're next with Howie Carr, go ahead Mr. Garcia. Yes, I have two questions, give it a few questions. When Donald Trump going to pick the VIP, we're almost coming up and couple of months. VP, not VIP, but anyway, but no, I don't think it's going to be till, he's already said it's not going to be till July, right before the convention. Some of you have been saying, "Well, he's tied up in these trials. He needs someone to go out and, you know, as his surrogate." Well, you know, they're already out there and it's surrogate anyway. JD Vance is doing a pretty damn good job, I think, for him and, you know, Marco Rubio's not bad and neither is Tim Scott when you get right down to it. So I think he's got Doug Bergum, they offered us Doug Bergum, and we said, "I could barely remember who he was. How about you, Taylor?" Remember he had big eyebrows. It took me five seconds to remember his name, who he was, but we turned, we said that we don't need him. But apparently Trump likes him, but I don't know, who would you like out of those four? From Rubio Vance or Scott, who would you like Mr. Garcia? Scott, Senator Scott, listen, I want to ask you another question, the Paul Middle Store. See, how Donald Pompey heard a check or on the old cash? I don't know. I don't know the answer to that question. Thanks, Mr. Garcia. 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Dr. Brand is in here with my present. We'll get to that in the next segment. That's a magic device. Where's the 8-Ball? Oh, here it is. Am I going to like my present 8-Ball Magic 8-Ball? Most assuredly. The Magic 8-Ball is never wrong as you all know. 844-500-42-42-84-44-500-42-42. There's so much good sound today. We play the Jared Bernstein, the economic advisor who doesn't know what a bond is or anything else, and we played "Hello, Mada, Hello, Fada." There's also some great stuff from Ole Miss. UNC, setting the pace for others to follow in Dixie. But Ole Miss students at the University of Mississippi today were involved in this. They were chanting at the Nazi hippies today. Here they are right in front of the filthy protesters, cut 13. It's like waving a crucifix and garlic at Dracula. They're just recoiling. The sun is about the sunrise, first rays of the sun are coming. Give them a little more, Ole Miss, cut 12. [MUSIC] All right, there was a time when that wouldn't have gone over that well on the Old Mesquite Office. Not that long ago either, maybe 60 years or so, but anyway, now it's number one. 844-500-42-42. I don't know if you've seen this guy, he's all over social media the last couple of days. His name is Mr. Cupid or Cupid Solja, and he's this black guy and he's wearing pink. And the first time I saw him on TV, I said, "What is it with the pink outfits at UCLA?" I saw him picking up a hippie yesterday that was wearing pink and had dyed blonde hair. But this guy is hilarious. He was walking around with his daughter in the encampment, as they call it. They told him he had to leave because they figured out that he really wasn't on their side. So he's told by the terrorists that he has to leave the campus or the part of the campus that they're set up on. Cut Ted. I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. So you guys purchased this land from UCLA? We'll play the first amendment interaction, but I always love a mask interaction. There's nothing more amusing to me than people who were asking, "Why are you still wearing a mask?" And so Mr. Cupid, and of course all of the people in the encampments are wearing masks for various reasons. But I think they are frightened of the virus. But here's Cut 11. All the orders, listen to your mommy, she said mask on, mask up kids, mommy says put mask on. Hey guys, make sure your masks are on, there's someone filming. It's an emergency, masks on immediately, mask up, emergency. Thank you guys. They're recording mask on, gotta hide this stuff that we're doing bro, y'all is not the gang, y'all not the cartel, y'all ain't hiding nothing bro. I feel like y'all make it fitting all over here. Y'all ain't doing nothing. I love the fact they're filming. No one outside of Hollywood, nobody's been filming for about like 50 plus years, they're taping. Another recording is another one of them says, and I love the fact that he mentions the banks too. Like I say, there are these laws, post-COVID laws that all contradict each other, not just the open containers are banned under Massachusetts law, but then they pass the law saying if you go to a restaurant, you can get an open container. So which law applies? So then you go into a bank, there are still banks out there that have signs that are bolted to the entrance that say it is a federal crime to wear a mask into this financial institution. You've seen those, right? And yet for two years, 2020, 2021, they had signs that were taped to the wall right next to the sign that was bolted to the wall saying it was a federal crime to wear a mask. Saying you couldn't come into the bank unless you were wearing a mask. And I'm always happy when someone else brings that up, you know. Why are they still allowing people to wear a mask? Right before they started the panic in 2020. Remember they had the Antifa riots in Boston, back at City Hall, in government center? And the guys with the little beer bellies and their little tattoos saying mommy's boy, they were all throwing these bottles of frozen urine at the cops. They heard some of them. And they were all wearing masks and they put one of the guys, one of the last Americans on the city council put in a resolution to ban wearing masks in public. And then like four months later, you know, you had to wear a mask. It was the law of the land, ridiculous. So this is a Cupid soldier having a First Amendment interaction. Again, they're talking about whether or not he can take pictures of them, cut nine. [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] You're from Ryan's. Yes, I am. I'm a friend of a lot of people. Matthew. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to have a lot of people. So I'm sure you recall, but we're asking folks to avoid filming these movies. Now, do you know where the First Amendment auditor is? Because that's what I am. You know what First Amendment auditor is doing? OK. Do you understand that our stance here faces-- All right. But let me ask you a question. Do you get this? Please. I'm going to play with you. Do you play with me? Do you understand what the First Amendment auditor does? I understand. So can you explain what the First Amendment auditor does? Who you audited if people are observing the First Amendment? Right. And you do understand that the First Amendment requires that I'm allowed to film with my camera on public property. So the First Amendment does not require that because it's written before the invention of film or cameras. What I'm asking-- Well, you know how it's enforced by the Supreme Court. You know the enforcement of the First Amendment Supreme Court. Yes. Yes. They tried to pass a law when they were filming a civil action back a long time ago now. And they wanted everyone to get paid who was in all the extra scenes. And it fell-- it fell, you know, fell because of the First Amendment. You could do whatever-- the hippies at Emerson last week, they were complaining that they were having their picture taken in court. They were under arrest. And you don't have my permission to put my picture in the paper. Some of them were wearing their masks in court. Like to know some of those all-time judges what they would have done. Like they were in the portrait of Elijah Adlo. And he would have said, hey, hey hippie, get rid of that mask, okay? Or I'll have the court officer take it off, yeah. Really? I mean, these people, it's unbelievable. You know you've lost the plot. These people have lost the plot. Al Sharpton is complaining. You know Al Sharpton? Remember Al Sharpton during the Tawana Brawley and all those riots back in the '80s? And he was talking about the diamond merchants. This we call Jewish people in Crown Heights diamond merchants. And he was talking about, you know, they had to throw the quote unquote the white interlopers off of 125th Street, the main commercial dragon Harlem. Now Al Sharpton is shocked at what he's seeing at the demonstrations. Cut three. Anytime what you are protesting for, right, becomes secondary to what you are doing, then you're really not protesting for it. And you in many ways dramatized when we didn't be anxious, what I did later in other situations was to bring attention to a cause, not become the cause. Right. And what is troubling me about a lot of this is they've become the cause. It's about them. It is not about pushing the cause. Imagine that ego maniacs leading protest who could have ever imagined this. Are you really focusing on what's going on in guys about the children, about the women, about the innocent people and in Israel? He also talked about three combos, in case you're forgotten. Oh man, what a boob. Okay. All right. 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