The Joe Budden Podcast
I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 58
RIP PHIFE! We had an amazing time in Texas, but unfortunately the SXSW audio was pretty shitty and we didn’t want to waste anyone’s time by posting it. Also, unfortunately there was a miscommunication and Joe didn’t show up to the studio to record (shocker); so Joe called in and Mari, Rory, & friend of the show Lowkey sat down to recap all that was SXSW, from Joe coming face to face with his man crush to Mari’s road of regret! Sleep Songs Of The Week: Mari: Kamaiyah - "A Good Night In The Ghetto" | https://soundcloud.com/kamaiyah/sets/a-good-night-in-the-ghetto Low: Eryn Allen Kane - “Have Mercy” | https://soundcloud.com/erynallenkane/have-mercy-eryn-allen-kane Rory: Mar - “Our Attempt” | https://soundcloud.com/marmusic/mar-our-attempt
All wrong! (laughing) Instead of all right, it is all wrong today. For some odd reason, our communication got, well no. - It's not an odd reason. - Not an hour. Communication. One person out of these three people. - And they're not here. So guess who by process of elimination. - Gonna go with Joe. - Oh, you are good Rory. - Yeah. - We're on the ball today. - Hey man, I did two years of college, come on. - Basically a genius at this point then. So Joe, for some reason, agreed to do this podcast and then said he didn't agree to it, even though there was text evidence that he did. But that's like the here nor there. We have friend of the show who's been on here, what, three or four times, low key? - What's going on? - Yeah, three times. - From Beats One Radio. - It is. - Who's here to fill in for us? I'm gonna call Joe when I can find the aux cord and Mottie is done with her ham sandwich. - It is. - And can speak into the mic. (laughing) - I'm almost done last night. - All right, so while I try to call Joe, we were gonna release our South by Southwest audio from our live show down in Texas, but it sounds like pure shit. And I don't wanna hear any fucking lip about it. - Mm. - But it was a great show, there was a lot of people there. - By sounds he means audio quality. - Yeah. - If you didn't get that. - Yeah, listen, it's like that don't let me. - Well, you know, all right, let me call Joe here. - It did look like it was a great turnout. - They're not that dumb, but they like to be haters, so they would have. - Okay. - He probably wouldn't even pick up even though he agreed to call in after. - He'd be like, what? - What? - I never said that. - He not even gonna pick up, I know. - That's your friend, love. - Hey, Joe. - Hey, Joe. - Hey, killer. - Gang's all here, and we're recording. - Hey, Joe. - All right, hey, how are you, bro? - How you doing, sir? - Blessed, man. Blessed. - Blessed was on your couch. - There's some miscommunication going on on this fine Tuesday. - Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah. I hate Rory and Marissa. - You didn't. Yeah, why would you hate us? - Was it your fault, Joe? - Yeah, y'all are a lot of things. (laughing) - Shout out to Nelson. Nelson was our Uber driver in Texas, guys. All right. Can you turn down your TV, Joe? - My TV's not on, that's loud ass Johnny and Asia. - Can you tell Johnny and Asia the fuck up? - Word, you sound like it's the come back. - In my podcast, y'all shut the fuck up for like five minutes, thanks. - Is Joe eating too? - Probably so. - So can I have my chips, then? - No. - Not anymore, I'm done. - All right, well, let's start with South By. Let's recap South By since we can't use the audio. Joe, how did you enjoy South By Southwest? - And I hate it, South By. - You fucking loved every second of it, and we had a blast. - I hate it every second of it. It was cool, though. - No, you're like that fucking grumpy father that takes his kids to Disney World. And then kind of has fun, but doesn't want to admit it because he shit it on it so much before. You had fun, man. You were out there with all that. - I don't know if that's my idea of fun. - You played Jenga, you went bowling in your bag. - I don't get anything that occurred is my idea of fun. Playing Jenga outside of a crowded nightclub is me improvising. - I saw you wanted to go to the escape room or that thing that he always does here in Jersey. - Yeah, we weren't able to do that. - Which was kind of odd that you're down at South By trying to do some shit. - No, we're talking about Joe Button. You got to bowl with Tory Lanez, you guys are a date. - Yeah, we got to tell that whole story. Do you want to be present for this Joe? I'd like to get your input on the joke that no longer became a joke 'cause now it's a reality. - Well, I would like to hear the story. I want to stay on just for that story and then I want to get off. - That's fine, that's fine. Lo, so we have a running joke on this podcast after me and Joe's so greatly debated right since he'll ever story Lanez. - It was honestly the best episode we've ever had. - Everyone loved it, highly recommended. - We're going to do part two next week. So it was a running joke and I don't think up until this point Joe had physically met Tory Lanez. Correct me if I'm wrong, Joe. Have you met him before this? - Nah, never met him. - Okay, but you guys flirted a bit on Twitter, hopped in each other's DMs, am I correct there? - No, we never DM'd each other for it. - Never slid in Tory Lanez DMs. - So the way they flirted online, typically when you do meet your Twitter crush and she actually wants to go out on a date because she's not a hoe, where's like the quickest, corniest thing you can think of on the fly? - Drinks. - No, let me take her bowling. So Joe runs into Tory down to South by Southwest and thinks, ooh, I'll take him bowling. He's never done that before. And his last name is Lanez. (laughing) That was good, that was good. - So they're going to fucking go ahead. - I see you that time to really work for me. (laughing) I'm like, you didn't have that joke at the podcast. - I had the lanes when they're, um. - All right, I missed that one. - Yeah, maybe my delivery was better because I wasn't on Adderall Perks and vodka. - And acid. - Jesus Christ. - And shrooms and all the other stuff. - Don't do drugs, kids. Rory's just kidding. - Rory was on everything and he didn't tell us. - No, 1000% 'cause I knew y'all would've yelled at me. - Oh. - This was like a tralectral days. - Yeah, this was, yeah. This was, forget, when I got to talk about my tralectral days. - Yelled at me. (laughing) - Yeah, and when you're really high and someone yells at you, it's really hard to focus. (laughing) - That's why I made you stop drinking in the middle. You were like, you whisper to me like, am I drunk? (laughing) - All right, so I took Tory Lane's bowling. - All right, all right, all right. - So he did that and I thought it was all cute and shit. I was back in New York at this time, looked at my Instagram, like, oh, that's so cute that they finally linked up. And then I lay in the next day and we're gonna go to the fader event, the fader fort thing. They do it in New York I think sometimes, no? - No, I think they've done it, they've done it somewhere beside self-outs. - Oh, they have Brooklyn one time. - Yeah, that's what I mean. So they have fader fort in the day that we were there. Tory was performing on Friday, the day before Drake did. - All right. - So Joe seems a bit eager to go to this and I'm a bit thrown back. 'Cause he's not really the event guy, especially the fader fort. - Which is like a fucking cluster, fuck off. - Oh yeah, I've been one of those before. - So we go to fader fort with the fucking number one rule you don't do at a South by Southwest is roll with like 15 people. - Cardinal. Cardinal rule mistake. - So we had a good amount of people with us. We roll up to the front. The line is fucking around the corner, obviously. - We have no bands. - Nothing. - Don't touch. - Yeah. - I know you got a jail button with us. - Still in touch. (laughing) - So we get to the front and they say, oh, firemaucher shut everything down. Go to the artist's backway. - Hey, fuck you little. (laughing) - I was waiting for you to catch that, Joe Muffler. - Four minutes later. - Right. - He's probably making out with his dog. And it's in the connect right away. So they go say, yo, go to the back of the artist shit. So we had already passed there so we knew exactly where it was. When we get there, the lady was like, you need to talk to Emily. She has all the bands. - We can pass forward this, but long story short, it ends up being like a 40 minute wait of just standing there getting yelled at by this big fat angry man that's like, if you don't move, we're gonna get your shins. We're gonna get your legs. We're gonna get your thighs. All types of weirders. - He was gonna fucking decapitate us after that. - Yeah. - After we didn't have legs. - Yeah, all types of shit. And so this is- - A bunch of shit we know Joe would never sit through like Joe in 10 minutes. No, I'm getting the fuck out. - Maybe four. - So he's sending through all of this shit. - Calmly. Not saying a word. - Not even angry, not even suggesting let's get the fuck out if in five minutes it doesn't work. Like he's just, he's chill. - That Twitter crush had a hold on you, man, Joe. - And something I left out at the live podcast, Joe quietly said, I text Corey, but I'll text Tori, but I don't know if he's getting ready for the show. He didn't wanna look too eager or too forward. They just went out last night. He wanna be like, oh, hey, hey. He wanna hit him the next day. Like right away. Yo, I had a really good time. What are you doing today? (laughing) No, I get it, Joe, you gotta play it cool. You gotta play it cool. - Well, first of all, that would have been a double text 'cause I already said- (laughing) - Yo, at least you had some pride, my gee. I respect it. - Morning, Tori. Hope you made it home. (laughing) - Hey, hey, that Uber everywhere. (laughing) - Oh shit. - We have to like break our group up. So we finally get bands, me and Joe get in first. - Buckers and leave us. So then we gotta finesse through my comedy. - We real. - Yeah, y'all real. - Me and Josh slipped in there real quick. - So shout out to Bobby's Connect and Joe Moody's Connect 'cause that's what ended up getting us in. - I don't know how they gonna get in, but we good. - So then even there- - Oh, that's exactly what they did. - Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - I feel like they cared. - I feel like they cared. - They cared for five minutes and stood in the- - Yes, they stood there for five minutes and they just fucking disappeared and then called Steph like, "Yeah, we're trying, we're trying." - Oh my god, I love being there. - Fucking assholes. - Yeah, I'm trying to get- - No, I gotta go back there to talk to them. I can't be right here. (laughing) - You guys are fucking cocks. - Oh, I just did that shit. - We get in. - We get in and there's also a second barrier 'cause there was too many people backstage at this point. Fucking MERS, too short, Joe, everyone's there. Of course, Britney Sky, who I love to death, but I'm annoyed by her now from how much love, I'm just like, "Hey there now." So how much love she got herself by. Walked right through the fire, Marshall. South by South, Britney is just fucking everywhere. Neither here nor there. They finally let us back there. Joe sprints to the stage. I go to the open bar. Not sure why he sprinted at this point. I then walk to the stage with my drink. - Finally, we get in, by the way. - Yeah, look at like, "No, Johnny." (laughing) - No, at this point, me and Joe are still trying to get them in there. - You're at the bar, you're at the bar. - Okay, at the bar, you're watching Tori Lane. - Yeah, fucking dick. - I walk us the steps to the backstage, like the stage next to the stage. Joe is standing. - The stage of Jay, that is the stage of Jay, so that is the real definition of a Jay's. - Okay. (laughing) - I don't know if this is like a running joke, so I'm gonna stand on that one. - Okay, yeah, yeah. - Okay. One we're trying to kill. - It'll never do. - Joe is standing on top of a railing with his eyes glued on Tori Lings. If a human could have a heart eye emoji in-- - In real life. (laughing) - Joe, what's up with this? - Yo, he looks like fucking Curry's wife after he hit a fucking game winner. Just googling eyes from the fucking stands, like I can't believe that this is my boyfriend. Oh my god. - My hand on his heart type of shit. He is so proud. - Bam, what's up with this? - No, I was more so looking like a word motherfucker. You on stage and you in text me back. (laughing) - It was more so like when you text a bitch and then go on the timeline and she just tweet him. - Just tweet him, yeah. - It was like, what a joke. - That's what's up. - You're the one that's gonna need to say it this time. You're gonna have to do it. (laughing) - Exactly. - What you need to do is just say it motherfucker. You would think you would know how to say it. (laughing) - Then I tell Joe, like, "Family, are you okay?" He goes down to speak to me 'cause again, he's on a railing and I'm on the stage. - That's right. - Like really fan-boying, all right. - Yeah, he's like twice our height at this point. - Really? - Totally of high in the sky. - And then above all of-- - Is he singing along? - Oh, of course. - Everyone knows every fucking one. - Has bad bitches all around him on the floor? Doesn't he fucking fuck? - In a low, in Rory's story, I'm singing everywhere, yes. - Oh no. - I mean, I like Rory's story. - So he's body at a title on the side show. He's body at a title on the side show. - I'm here for the joke, bro. - I'm definitely here for these jokes right now. - If you're me at a title on the side show, that's pretty-- - Yeah, it's intense. - Yeah. - So the deep, all right, so we're in between a record, so that's when I tap Joe to be like, all right, you okay, fan, whatever, whatever, 'cause he sprinted away. - Yeah. - Had to check on my friend, Tori goes-- - Shoot it. - Yo. DJ killed her music, takes his shirt off, Joe immediately goes from our conversation right back to the stage. I don't know if it was a coincidence that he happened to take his shirt off, and Joe turned at that moment, I can not confirm nor deny. - Right. - But that is what happened. The last part of the story was the final straw on his man crush every day. (laughs) - Shit. - Typically in public, for those that do not know, Joe is a very mellow guy, he's very quiet, he's very to himself. - No, he's mellow. - No, you're not. - No, no, you're not. - In public you are. A security guard comes up to Joe and says, you have to get down from there. (laughs) Joe stares at him, and goes. - Yo, feel the fuck out of your damn fucking nowhere! (laughs) - Jesus Christ. - At this point, I turn around, I'm like, what, I'm thinking Joe is joking, I'm laughing, I turn around like, "Joe's a stupid, ha ha!" And then I see he's like grilling this security guard, like fucking Brooklyn grills all the guests that goes to Joe's house. - And he's sitting there, and then the security guard gets crazy too, and he said, and then Joe's like, "If you think you're a dick, I'm a dick!" I was like, "All right, we need to calm down. "Tory's about to do his last song. "We could just leave." No, I feel fucking, I want to watch this show! I was like, "All right, Joe, can you cool me, Joe?" - Is this, is this Joe's a face? - All face. - No, no, no, all facts, all facts. I know how this goes, bro. - For the sake of the argument, please tell me this whole fact. - Listen, you know, it's funny the more you try to fight these stories, the worse you look. - Yeah, exactly, okay. - Like, so it doesn't really matter what I said, but "Tory put on a phenomenal show." - Oh, we know, bro, we know. - It was great, and that's it? That's it, man, it was wonderful. Shit was lit, I'm happy I went. - Oh, we know. - Yeah, we could tell. - I can, wow, this is amazing. I can tell Rory really thought of this story. How you guys get together? - No, this is really what happened. - No, they really did have a good time laughing at me while I was upstanding up there, and I really did curse the fucking security dude, nigga out. It was one of those, I couldn't have one of them top flight security, flashlight niggas talking to me in a certain way, like I wouldn't fuck him up. - Right, where? - And that was like the third person there that was a dickhead throughout the entire process. So enough was enough with top flight security dude. - The question is, did you text Tory after the tummy did good? That's the question I want to know. - Yeah. - Yeah, you did. - Did he respond? - I think it was, oh, yeah, 'cause like a fucking, like a jerk. After the show, he responds to my good morning. (laughing) - Did he say, yo, just seeing this? - I probably did. I don't know. He probably did, he said, yo, I totally forgot about whatever, whatever, whatever. And I was like, don't worry, I was there. (laughing) The show was great. You did wonderful. (laughing) - You were just making a scene with security so you could get his attention from stage, right? (laughing) - I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. - Anybody listen, I'm just rolling for the sake of the story. None of this is actual or factual. - Uh-huh, 97.8% of it is. - I wasn't there so I'm not gonna call you. - Oh, shit, fuck up, Marissa. Hey, Marissa and Rory, do you want me to stay on the phone for the whole podcast? So I could talk about some other things. This 98.7% factory, fuck up from ass niggas. - No, no, no, no, stay on the phone. - Yeah. - I stay on the phone, yo, I'm here for this shit, 'cause I didn't go to South by this shit, so I want one. I got my own really funny stories. (laughing) I don't want to offend you guys, it's political connects. Oh, I'll be the run of this one. - Mm, how noble of you. - Yeah, thanks. - When you talk off. (laughing) - Alright. - I was gonna get into the latter part of the evening after the Tori lanes, you don't have to stay for it, but you're more than welcome. - Ah, nah, I don't enjoy you guys that much. - You don't enjoy them being there. - Your own podcast. - I think I spent enough time with you this week. - Fuck off, Marty, have a blast, guys. - Bye. - Bye, bro. - Was this the same thing that we went to Elmore? - Yeah. - Oh, God. - Here's the thing about South by, I was there for just barely over 24 hours. - Is this your first album? - I felt like I was there for a week. - No, you were in a 48 hour. - Yeah, no, this is my first album. - Oh, no. - I was there for 48 hours? - Yeah, Friday. - Friday, okay. - But no, dead ass, that shit seemed like it was a-- - Don't you ever need to turn it in, yeah. - That's what'll swallow you all. - Yo, I went back to work thinking, like, oh fuck, I'm gonna be so far behind. I only missed a day. - Yeah, the South by it takes you like mentally and physically. - Oh my God, I did four days and after my second, that Friday, I wanted to just stay in and worry, it's like, come on, let's go out to the gym. - 'Cause you're always walking, you're always drinking, you're always talking to people, you're always, it's like, you know-- - I was drunk the four days straight, making horrible decisions for like probably three of them. - Yeah. - Well, I don't know. (laughing) - Is that a segue? - That's a great segue. (laughing) - So we split up at that point. I go link with Austin-- - Where the fuck did you go? - We went to some bore. - Where did we go? - Yeah, I went, I don't know what the fuck you went. - I was drunk. - And I'm important. So we're all just trying to kill Tom until the Elmore should at this point. 'Cause you're just gonna end up spending money at events, you don't wanna really spend money at it. So I dropped Styles off at the Airbnb 'cause he is drunk and needs to go to sleep. Austin needs to catch a flight, so I end up rolling over to the Elmore by myself. - Okay. - They are already there, Mottie, Joe, Mike Zombie, and a bunch of their crew, I would suppose. - Yeah, I can't. - Just randoms that we don't know. - Chill Moody. - Oh yeah, chill was there, chill was there, my guy, chill. I walk in, we do the fucking ill wristband shit 'cause we're real. - We didn't have one. I had a black and yellow note look like it. - It's 50 people went in with the same fucking wristband. - I know that part. - Shout out to Zombs, who was the real trooper in that situation. - Yeah. - He was the one they kept going in and out with an additional one band at a time. - And he's like tashing us about it. - I knew this person. - Austin didn't, no, Austin came with me. He went to his fight after the Elmore. - Yeah, I did see Austin, he was in my drunk snaps. - I take that back. - Me and Austin went to the Elmore. - So Stiles didn't make it? - No, I left him on the couch. - Yeah, Stiles, he was in like, he comes in later 'cause I find him on the couch. And I don't know who he is. - Oh no, he's a key part of the story. - Oh yes. - Okay, so I walk in, me and Austin walk in, they're playing like giant jenga, which looked like a blast. It was like fucking two stories tall. And I'm just, you know, scoping the situation, seeing who is with who. And I'm looking at some familiar faces from earlier of our huge group of people at the Fader shit. But then I see a few stragglers that I didn't know. One of which looks like a real, real lame. Really nice guy, I'll leave it there. But a super duper lame. - Like he wouldn't be hanging out. - And we just had the conversation of, hey guys, let's get rid of these stragglers 'cause they're really just fucking up our entry to events. Let's go with our like core group of people. - We had dropped all the dead weight for the most part. - From Fader, from Fader. - Yeah. - Yeah. - He just seems not Mottie's type. - Oh, he's with you. - Well, of course. - Oh, of course. - Okay, all right, he's just attached to him. - Low is the perfect person for this. - Okay. - Low, this is a rhetorical question, what I'm gonna say anyways. Have you ever been in an event with someone that you're possibly going to have relations with? And you are both very, very, very drunk. It's a rhetorical question for you. And while you're drunk, you are pretending to be coy, thinking everyone there doesn't realize that the two of you are canoodling around the event. - You were that obvious. - So Mottie-- - I don't know, I was drunk. - Mottie is doing the knee-to-knee, the fucking pinky-to-pinky, the fucking, even their fucking drunk auras were in sync, so they were like swaying together. - You stay as far apart as you. If you're gonna fuck that-- - No, no, no. - It's his fault. - They were fucking drunk buddies 'cause if they separated, we would have lost both of 'em. It was better they were together. So we fucking, the Elmore had two parts and you need like six wristbands to like really get into the shit. - The Elmore's like Fortnock, bro. - We fucking bum rushed the fucking second shit, all putting our wrists up with no wristband saying we have wristbands. - And just walking. - Yeah. - And there we chill, I watch Keylani perform. - Shout out to Beylani. - So her a few times just weekend. - And I break out. Austin has a flight, he goes to the airport, I gonna Uber go back to the spot. I wake up the next morning, pretty early. When I'm doing things like this, I wake up really, really early. I come downstairs, maybe like eight, 30. Styles is awake and coherent. I'm excited to see that. And he says, "Yo, shun." 'Cause that's how we do it. - Yeah, of course. - I'mma come clean. - I'mma come clean, bro. Some dude that came out this morning said, "Dude, I thought I got here pretty late." There was nobody in here. And I'm thinking maybe it was the Airbnb hosts, like maybe he just came back. - Yeah. - So we drop it. I hear a door creak open. And I just see Marissa walking down the steps and every step is shame. (all laughing) Regments, regrets. So naturally, me and Styles are sitting there, not hung over, still drunk. So naturally, we're like, "Yo, what's wrong? Would you like to take it from here?" - Please, please do. - So by the time we got back to the crib, I was already partially sober. And I was like, "What the fuck did I do?" 'Cause now I'm stuck with this guy. And he's so nice. Like you can't even just be like a total dick about it. - I don't think we talked at the live podcast. What was like the beginning stages? - I said that we already knew each other. - Okay, okay. - Yeah. - I thought maybe he had some game. - No, no, no, we've been to for a minute. (all laughing) - Like hey, you look swell. (all laughing) - Like at least that. - Never. - Wonderful weather we're having. - He wasn't that, no, he was pretty nerdy. - Super nice guy if he's listening. - So nice. - He's just a nerd. - So nice, so yes, so we're in the room and then he's all trying and trying. I'm telling you, I'm like, you know what? I'm not gonna have sex with you, honestly. So let's just go to sleep. Let's just go to sleep. Let's go to sleep. And he was like, "No, come on. I'm gonna make you come. I'm gonna make you come." And I'm like, "No, no, no, no." No, so then he's like with his hands, like trying or whatever. And I'm like, I'm like, what does Kristan say? I'm gonna come clean. - I'm gonna come clean, fam. You're not gonna make me come. Like, this isn't gonna, it's not gonna happen or whatever. So he starts giving me head, like forever. Like, I'm talking like 45 minutes, just going, like he is dead set on this happening. - That number. - And I'm literally looking at the ceiling, like, I want this to be over so bad. - So he like, it ain't like time like this. - I'm telling him stop the whole time. And like, I'm not gonna like aggressively like kick him in the face or something. But he's really thinking he's doing something and I'm literally telling him like, bro, I'm not gonna come. Like, I'm not, I'm not gonna come from head. Like, it doesn't happen for me. Like, just stop. - Well. - And you haven't gotten head along with some really nice compliments. (laughing) 'Cause he was gonna give him. - And he did. (laughing) - Finally. (laughing) So you're just staring at the ceiling for 45 minutes. - Yes. And then finally, he just like gave up. I don't remember if I pretended to come or not or something. And then he's like, all right, well, I gotta be at this thing at 10 a.m. I'm gonna set my alarm for nine. And I was like, no, no, no. You know what? I think you should set it for earlier, to be honest, because like, you don't wanna miss it. You know what I'm saying? - Right, right, right. - And he was like-- - Traffic is crazy. - Ooh, we're gonna take a shout out. - We're gonna change. - My mom. - The hotel is like 11 minutes away. And he was like, no, no, I think nine will be good. I'm like, no, I don't, I feel like earlier. He's like, no, I'm gonna be good. So I set my alarm for 7.30, right? - Dick move. (laughing) - So then the alarm goes up and I'm like, yo, yo, yo, you gotta go, I forgot, I gotta do all this shit today. And you should just ghost it and that he, that's what he-- - You should have said you had to interview Usher. (laughing) That's an inside joke. - So that's when he-- - You don't listen to our podcast. You only post it. (laughing) - And I gotta support my friend. - Yeah. - That was a little over it. - So then that's when he crept out. And then there's actually a update to this story, because last night-- - Okay. - I haven't heard this part. - Yeah, well, I text you briefly about it. - Oh yeah, yeah. - So last night I'm on Snapchat. Mind you, me and this guy have no photos together. I never tweeted him, never, like, he's not on my Snapchat. Like, he doesn't exist, he doesn't exist. He doesn't exist. So I'm on my Snapchat last night. - He probably only has LinkedIn. (laughing) - He doesn't even have Twitter, for the stammers. He has LinkedIn, his resume is up there. - Very thorough. - Very thorough. - Very thorough. - That's what I got. - So I get this private snap from some girl that's like, please keep the snap between you and I, be very careful with blank. Now my heart's in my knees. I'm like, does he have a disease? I'm like, what is happening? - That's the first thing I'm thinking of. - And she put very with mad wise and capital V-E-R-Y. And I'm on the phone with my best friend at the same time. And I'm like, Danielle, Danielle, oh my God. And she's like, what is this, what happened? So I'm like fucking like, shitty gregs, yeah. So I don't know what to do. So now I'm googling his name, like his full name and like, HIV, like, I'm just googling everything, right? And I was like, well, what, like, can you elaborate, please? And then I'm wondering how the fuck she even knows. Like, who-- - 'Cause he doesn't exist on social media for months. - Yeah, like, who are you? Like, where did this come from? So then, after like six back and forths of her saying, like, you're very smart, I've told enough women. And I'm like, oh my God, oh my God. - Now you're like, now he's for sure. - I'm like, I'm like, what if I had a cut, oh my vagina and he had a cut on his tongue and then I got A's and oh my God, I'm like thinking like, everything, right? - Or that was his whole plan and it takes 45 minutes to transfer it, so he said, no, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Six minutes and 30 seconds more. - So then, so then finally-- - That's horrible and joking about that. - Yeah, so then like, after all this back and forth, she tells me it's because he cheated on her in January after she got diagnosed with a mental illness and she just wants girls to know, but she doesn't want me to look at him different. - I was like, what? - It's sort of a very weird talker. - So does he have chlamydia? - I don't know. - Like, did they have anything like-- - That was it, that was hilarious. - That's what she wants girls to know is that he cheated on her and he apparently is a player. I'm like, bitch, you stop my whole life, my heart and my soul, because he cheated on you? Who fucking cares? I don't even like him. - But wait, how does she find you? - I guess she, and she keeps saying, please don't tell him, please don't tell him, please don't. So she must have access to like, his phone, something, I don't fucking know, and yeah, it has to be his phone. Like, I messaged her, I guess or whatever. - Maybe we were clowning, maybe this was his game, this little nerdy lane thing. - Yeah, maybe he could be the same lane. - Yeah, this is a bitch that's connected to him, yes. - Oh, he could have had the ill trick game there. - Oh, this, that flat twist is not here, it's right. - That actually made me wanna like message him, like, control your hose, but I literally don't care about him so much that like, well, first of all, I don't even care, period. Second of all, in a situation like that, even if I did kinda like him, when you come with a girl, even if she's a psycho ex that you don't fuck, when your package comes with crazy bitches, I want nothing to do with you. Because either A, you're dumb enough to pick crazy bitches, or B, you're a dick that made her go crazy, 'cause bitches don't just go crazy, right? - Right, I'm not agreeing with you, but I don't need to be, I don't want to debate about this. - No, I know you wouldn't agree, but it's true, it's facts. Either you drove the bitch crazy or you're fucking dumb and picked a crazy bitch. - Apparently you think bitches are crazy off top. - Bitches can't hide crazy for very long, so you would have seen that early on. - So are you responsible for every guy that you ever chose, if I came to you? - But I never did anything crazy, I never messaged another girl. - Well you're now holding him responsible for everything she does. Can we hold you responsible for everything they do? - If they contact you. - I just want you to be consistent in your argument. - I am consistent, if they're bringing other people into your, their drama, then yes. You can hold me somewhat responsible for the situation if I'm somehow involved, but there's nothing to do with it. - We'll table it, that is a good debate one day. - Yeah. - We'll table that, 'cause we're having a fun podcast. - So. - That can be ugly real quick. - So then, then, then, hold on, it gets worse. Turns out she's a fan of mine, and my career, and wants to do what I do. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, okay, hold the fuck on, all right. Let's, let's rewind real quick. This, this, so she follows you. - No, I guess maybe I'm Snapchat. - And you put him on your junk Snapchat. - I never put him on anything. She had to get this from his, from his, his phone. - And she has the mental illness. - Yes. - And it's also a fan of mine. - Not for nothing, she's, not for nothing, that bitch is crazy. - I'm not, I'm not, I'm not holdin' him accountable for that shit. - I'm gonna keep it real tall too. - He clearly loves your shit. - This is facts. - That was just crazy. - So that was, that was my South by weekend, and I'm gonna come clean. She was, she was a lot of things. She was a lot of things. She now has a friendship crush on Christiles. - Oh my God, he's the most fun person ever. - Christiles is like the energy that you never had, or you've lost, and he just like puts it back in you. - He's like a walking meme. - We had a fucking white Uber driver named Crystal. - Oh my God, I saw those snaps too. - Yo, he was like, he was antagonizing the shit out of her. - Chrystal, Chrystal. - You know, we learn like mad shit about her in a span of 20 minutes because Chris was fucking with her, and she was answering seriously. He asked, he asked some country. - She's been married for 10 years, she was married for 10 years from 19 to 29, got divorced in September, and has fucked five to six black men since then. - But, we got the five to six black men information first, 'cause Chris, he goes- - I like that. - I like that shit. - Yo, how many black guys have you slept with? - Exactly. - This country ass white girl, like five to six. She says, and then we get later on the conversation, she said, she's been married. He was like, oh, wouldn't you get divorced? She said, September. So then we're like, hold on, we had this, though. So you fucked five to six black guys since September. - They should have forged me here. - I mean, she was the country, so. - Yeah. - And she was driving like 10 and two on the wheel, like straight, laced, like blonde hair tension. - I know Chris was having a fucking field day with me. - He was with Millie Ragen in her face, and he put on like the skirt skirt, so I guess Uber everywhere or something. One of them fucking songs. - Or Kodak Black. - He was like, I don't know the fuck they're saying, but I fucking love this song. And Chris was like, I like this song too. He's like, you're fucking lying, Chris. So what's your favorite part of this song? - Yeah, I probably got zero stonners on the line. (laughing) - And then he was like, yo, Chris, too, for real. Like we just wanna hang out with you all day fam, like for real, like we're gonna just pay you to drive us around, and Chris was like, no. (laughing) - I don't wanna love you. - I have children. (laughing) - Yo, Chris out of his element is the funniest shit. - Word. - Like when he went to fucking, when he went to Texas, funniest shit. When we went out to use the matter of fact for any person. - And when we were at breakfast, and shit was getting fake real, it was brunch. - Yeah, that's not even touching. - Yeah, that's not good for your sake. - Yeah. - Another problem. - Yeah, we'll talk about that off. - Yeah, honey. (laughing) - It was like it was an old problem that just came through. - Oh, okay. - And boy, did it come through. (laughing) - Did anything could come through. - That came through. - That through came. (laughing) - Oh, I never went here to shoot. - The bacon was good, huh? - I wanna hear that story. - The bacon was good. - Is there anything else that happened outside of Southba? - We saw Alama, pretty much the highlight of my Southby Southwest experience. - You've never seen Alama? - I've just never seen Alama while I was at Southby drunk with Rory. So, it just made it-- - Yeah, I guess those other tangible things. - So Rory and I post for a very awesome picture with Alama. He was very nice. I mean, a little bit of tilt, the llama. - Mm-hmm. - Spitt on anyone? - No. (laughing) - Were you on your purse? - Rory kept asking too. He's like, is this Alama gonna spit on me? They're like, no, it's gonna be fine. - I was way too slow at that point. - He asked like three times if the llama was gonna spit on him. - I don't like fucking-- - I don't think it traumatized by spitting llamas in your past. - Well, no, I sat on Periscope when I got to fucking Austin, Texas, 'cause we were on a hill on the Airbnb, and of course I had to walk to the liquor store and it was fucking all the way up a hill in the middle of the hood and it reminded me, all the reasons people hate New York, I love New York. I fucking, I hate the heat. I like my seasons. Like three months of summer in New York is the worst ever. I can never imagine a shit all year round. I hate nature. I hate bugs. I hate llamas. Like, all the shit-- - Come on, mama's called that shit boy. (laughing) - When I was at Austin, I was like, "This is why I live in New York." I can't take this shit. All the shit y'all love, I hate. - Nah, you gotta take Austin, Texas, and like in doses, like South buying doses, 'cause of all that shit. - It's like a DC, it's a DC of Texas. - That's either probably even worse. - I can never do co-chill. - I did, my highlights though, like aside from the llama obviously, I caught some really, really good shows. I caught enough to farrow two times. I caught Camaya who's gonna make my sleeper song of the week this week. Super fucking dope artist from the Bay. And I caught PJ like a thousand fucking times and she is super dope. She's signed, have you heard of her? She's signed to Atlantic? - PJ, PJ. - Under Sean Barron who ties A&R? - No. - Oh, she's a singer songwriter. She's new too. - I met two short. - How was that? - Super lit. - That's pretty cool. - We saw a little flip, and he took a picture with Joe, which was totally two thousand three, one of six in park lineup. Yeah, apparently so. - Okay. - He was high, like on lean. - Power to women, Rory. - Well. - A lot of hipster bitches. - Yeah, that's something. - I was surprised, 'cause the last I went, it was super hip hop nerds. There was a lot of women. It's becoming trendy. Yeah, it's like getting aren't basil-ish now, where like the regular folks are finding out about it and like, oh, shit. - I want to go out your way. - Yo, Zoms pulled a bad one. - Don't incriminate. - Oh, you might know what he-- (laughs) - Shit. - He pulled a bad one for friendship. She was really cool. - Yeah, she was a really cool girl coming up. - Yeah, she was pretty, she was pretty mage. - It looked, I mean, it looked kind of interesting. - Oh, shout out to Dean Ells too, who was with us the whole week. - Oh, I got fucking reverse catfished, believe it or not. - I saw that. I saw you treat that. - How did he get reverse catfished? What does that even mean? - We met these chicks some day before. I was only there for two days, it felt like a week, men before. - Obviously Friday. - They ended up coming to the podcast. - One Sunday. - One Sunday. - And they weren't ugly girls at all, by any means. They were not ugly at all, but I met them before I saw their Instagrams. So while I was there, she was like, yo, add me on IG. I said, of course, add her on IG. I start scrolling while she's face to face with me, and I'm like, how do I get reverse catfished? - You know she looks like the baddest bitch in the world on Instagram right now. - Because of this story is that she's ugly. You think she's ugly. - No, she just wasn't like that. I thought she was pretty. I didn't think she was that pretty, though. - Oh, by the way, our live podcast was awesome. I don't know if we really touched on that much. This guy, he got really drunk, and he didn't have the chatting about New York, and then he passed out, and I think he's not himself. - I know that was the one you all knew. - No. - When I saw the picture, but then I heard the story, then I was like, okay. - I'm kind of mad our audio was horrible, so we will have to fill the fans in on literally everything that happened. This guy, he was in the front row, and he had on a Yankees T-shirt, and he was clearly intoxicated, but we didn't think that fucking intoxicated. - No, we thought that he fucking was lit. He was that drunk, bro. - He wasn't being like disrespectful. - No, he was funny. - I was lit, so I kind of thought. - Yeah, you were the same. - You were a different kind of lit. - So it's like slurring, and he kept like, "Yeah, queen!" - Yeah, he just kept yelling out shit. - New York, man, I'm from New York, man! Yeah! - Like, it was like one of those situations. - So then he disappears to the bathroom. We don't really notice. I actually watched him walk in, but didn't think anything of it. Then I see him leaning over his arm and shoulder or whatever, and I'm thinking, "Oh, maybe he's making a phone call," 'cause he kind of had like the, "I'm trying to be quiet so someone can hear me talk," but then I realized opposite. And I don't know what, yeah, we're talking about, but I was like, "I don't mean to interrupt, guys." I think he's passed out. - I think that was me this time. - He was in plain view. - He was in plain view, yeah. - Oh, sure. - Slumped over, and then, of course, since we're very, very caring people. - We had to take a picture with him. - We stopped the podcast, all surrounded him in the venue, and we all took pictures together. - And he didn't wake up and nothing like that. - Literally, and he was throwing up an accidental gang sign with his hand while he was packing. - And y'all just left him there after? - No, his home, his boy got-- - His 90-pound Indian friend. - I don't think he was Indian. (laughing) - I'm back in the picture. - That picture was like, but it was still a dope depiction. - That was very Trump of me. He looked like a little Indian guy. - No, he looked like a little Puerto Rican man. - Oh, well, he's not a minority. His little minority friend came and picked him up. - Oh, Trump, let's make America great again. - He's joking for those people that want to say angry things. - Yeah, I'm totally joking. Did anything else happen to the podcast? - No, that was really, I mean, it was just cool. I really, truly loved the intimate vibe of it. Like, it was crowded, but still like, we got to interact with like everyone. As opposed to SOBs, where we were up high on a platform, and it was tough to, I mean, that was dope as fuck too. - I mean, the city came out for y'all for that one. - Hell yeah. - Fuckin' 500 people there. - Yeah. - This one was like 150, which was cool. - But it was still more. - Intimate, like, we could speak to people. - Everybody got to ask questions. Yeah, it was really cool. - I want to say I'm very proud of you guys taking that shit on the road. - Thank you. Next stop, we're always working on it this week, and we're on the next minute. - Yeah, I'll be in the- - Have you become the tour manager of- - He is. - Yeah, I want to fuckin' stop doing it. - I want to hire someone. - I wanted to get a fuckin' sprinter and like really go on the road and see how long it takes Joe to kill us, 'cause, or us to kill him. - Get a tour bus, get some bunks, and then, so y'all have y'all space. - I've always wanted to be in a, like a bunk. - 'Cause then a sprinter is y'all will kill each other like the first five hours. - Oh, yeah, that's what we're talking about. - But we were just talking about tour buses prior to the show, 'cause our engineers going on tour, and tour buses are fuckin' expensive. You gotta like pay for the driver, pay for their hotel every single night, pay for their food. Then you also have the gas and fuel is fuckin' insanity on 'em. - It's a fuckin' hotel on wheels. - Yeah, that's why you might as well just go to sprinter, guys, and- - What, they don't tell you y'all gonna kill each other. - Oh no, I mean, I don't think- - That sounds crazy. - I don't think we're ever gonna go on tour with that close enough that we would need a sprinter to get anywhere, but- - Absolutely not. - I mean, unless we did like a quick little Bing-Bong, Philly, DC- - Boston, yeah, like just up and down, like between Boston and- - Even then, no, I still think we would take like a week in between and just drive there. - Yeah, I'd probably rent a car, follow behind. (laughing) - And then I'd follow behind that 'cause I would wanna play my kind of- - Like three cars. (laughing) - Well, we could have like a squad car, and then you guys car, 'cause I hate your guys' music, that you fucking play at obnoxious levels all day long. - Armies is another debate, we'll leave. That could be a segue into our sleeper soul. - It can be, let's, could we play some? - Go with yours first. - Okay, so as I mentioned earlier, I am super in love with this girl named Kamaia. She's 21 years old, she's from the Bay. She rasped, but it's kind of harm, it is a harmonious, is that a word? - Melodic. - Melodic, there we go. Kind of like Dage Loafish in the sense of the style, but definitely doesn't sound anything like Dage Loaf. - Speaking of Dage Loaf, I almost died on my flight to Chicago. - Oh my God, oh my God, Rory was on the flight with little Turk and all his goons. - Really? - He's connecting flight. - How the fuck did you end up on that shit? - Yo, 'cause I booked at a separate time, and Joe and Mottie were on the same flight, but we had the same time. So we both left at 6 a.m., they were on JetBlue, I was on United or some shit. And I'm walking to go get a water from the fucking little store. And I see like a little bit of commotion, but not like wild commotion. I just see a lot of cameras. I'm like, "Oh, how do that is?" And then I look, and it's a little Turk, and it's goons. - And like they have like the real, like they just look super shiracky, like had the tattoo. - Yeah, the tattoo. - I was like, "Oh shit, there's a little Turk." Where's Dage Loaf? That was my just thought process, the joke. And then I stopped and it went, "Oh my God, I don't want to flight." I'm flying to Chicago. - Yo, the thought of like little Rory on the flight with these motherfuckers. Were you sitting there? - The gradient. - No, I didn't even see them on the flight. - Ever. - Yeah. - And then we were sitting. - It was me and Chris Casanova, and Nity Scott was on our flight. - Everybody with guitars was in the fucking airport because everybody was leaving. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - The first thing out, all the industry people are on this. - When you come into Austin, Texas, like you come to Austin Airport, it's just like guitars, huge suitcases. - Yeah. - It's filled with fucking like material and shit. That's the fucking worst. And then leaving, you see everybody you know. - And shout to my homie, Shelby from the bay. He was leaving on the flight after hours. He just got there like three hours early. So as we were waiting for a New York flight, he was just fucking sitting there for his stand friend flight like a thousand hours later. Anyway, back to Kamaya. So 21 from Oakland. And her managers is dude Brandon, who also works with YG. And he had introduced me to her before and I didn't hear her music. And then I heard it on Nef the Farrow's Snapchat. And I was fucking obsessed. And then I found out this was her. And I can't decide which one I like more. Swing my way. How does it feel? Let's go with how does it feel? (hip hop music) Killing him with the eyes and the oat right now. - That shit is weird. (laughing) - Fuck you guys. (laughing) Let me guess. Is an O coming? (laughing) ♪ James on the oat ♪ ♪ Same click, same friends ♪ ♪ Never change on my folks ♪ ♪ You know how boys dig ♪ ♪ Got them thanks for the love ♪ - The body tunes right here. - This is. ♪ All this money in the world ♪ ♪ It's a shame to go bro ♪ ♪ Everybody got dreams ♪ - You know what the heck comes up? ♪ If famous to go ♪ ♪ We can't get along ♪ ♪ I aim to be paid ♪ ♪ I aim to be great ♪ ♪ Everyday all day ♪ ♪ Youngest swingin' in my bridge ♪ ♪ Oh shit ♪ ♪ Pop champagne till it breaks ♪ ♪ All quick ♪ ♪ All the ways that we came ♪ ♪ To the grave ♪ ♪ We'll be rich ♪ ♪ We'll make it to be this ♪ ♪ Back in praise ♪ ♪ What it be if that just can't be the space ♪ ♪ Oh shit ♪ ♪ Is Kamaya ♪ ♪ I been broke on my line ♪ ♪ Now I wonder ♪ ♪ How does it feel to be rich ♪ - Madi is dancing in the eye. I'm not even quite sure what it is. - I don't know what she's talking about. She likes it. Love this shirt. - Okay, so that's Kamaya. Wait, can I play one more? Oh fuck you guys, I want. - All right, pass it to low. - Anyway, so the whole project is called, what is the full name? - Good night in the ghetto. She put it out a week ago. - Nice. - She's on her SoundCloud. It's also on LifeIsTremendas.com. I posted it yesterday. And she had these really cool USBs that she was giving out at South By, which artists should take note because if you're giving out CDs at South By Southwest, that doesn't, it's 2016. - Been translate. - But yeah, her USB was in the shape of an old school cell phone and then the thing came out at the bottom and it had Kamaya written in scripts on the back and it was super dope. - Seems like you like her. - Yep, shout out to Kamaya. - All right, okay. All right, well, my artist that I have not heard that much about, I don't see people talking about, is Erin Allen King. She's from Detroit. I think she's like, - D-town. - 21, 22. This single comes from her Avery Act I EP, four song EP. And this song is called Have Mercy. - That intro was mad radio of you. - I know. - Well, I did work in a radio. - New 22-year-old outside of Detroit with her single. (vocalizing) - Oh, I like the show already. - I knew you would. I knew you were like R&B said. - It ain't big enough for me. (laughing) - It's crazy. (vocalizing) - Oh yeah, you're gonna have to send me this shit. (vocalizing) - Oh, come through. - Fucking with it? - Yeah. - That's a good segue in the mind too. (vocalizing) - Goddamn. - Reminds me of young Alicia T's. - Yeah. - I see that. (vocalizing) (vocalizing) - Kinda dope. - That guy? - Yeah. - Don't tell me she's pretty too. - Son. - Oh god. - Son. - How did you get put on to her? - So we were in the B2M music meeting and they played it. We were trying to see if it was gonna be like a B2M banger the day, but they didn't choose it. So when I was listening to this song, I was like, oh, this is dope as fuck. So I asked, he really told me what it was. Just went down to her EP and I was like, fuck it, like, this shit is hard. - I thought the herohood during my phone call before. Thanks, E. - We just had a good talk before I left. - Well, we were trying to get him with you as like a package. - Yeah, he went into, he went into a session with Swizz right before I left, so. - I guess that's a little more important than us. - It really is. - Ah, a Jase. - Beats? - It could be debated. - Swizz beats. - Swizz beats. - Okay. - Let's see what you did there. - But yeah, Aaron Allen, yes, Aaron Allen, Cain. - What we do is in the bio, or our description, or the fuck you wanna call it? - Oh, okay. - Let's do it. Our description, we put the links and shit. - Oh, of course. - So, yeah. I'll just grab that from you and put that there. - It's also on Apple Music, so if you have Apple Music, it's right there. - Which you should, because if you don't know where we are. - Subscribe. - Subscribe. - To the low-key show. - Three months free. (laughing) - I happily pay that $10.99 every day. - Shit, I do too. - Makes me very happy. I really enjoy Apple. It's an expensive, Cain. - Mine is $10.99. - Mine is $10.99. - Mine is $10.99. - Employee discount. (laughing) - So mine is yours was a good segue for Motties, thank you. 'Cause that would have been really awkward for me to play mine right after that. - My shit was turned up. - No, I didn't say it was bad, which has been a bad transition. Mine is for like, when you're fucking an older woman that like doesn't like the party next door, rice and tiller shit. - But she likes Whitney. - Hurry up and play. It's like a chew my chips. - Yeah, this is, yeah. - Okay. - And like you got a, like this shit, you got a fucker, missionary role, face-to-face, looking in the eyes, contemplating if you're. - Why? - I just had this, like I just had this, because Rory's a fucking idiot. - Oh yes. - Did you put a condom on to this? - Or is that old 80s, early 90s. - This is more our attempt. - You guys hear me chewing in the headphones? (upbeat music) - Who could put a condom on to this? - I couldn't even listen. - This is not for the, the rapid stroke. - I feel like this is like, you can hear this in boomerang. - You can't ride dick to this mad fast. - I know, that's the point. It's no fun then. - Yeah, you definitely gotta fuck around with this. - Yeah, face-to-face. - Yeah, you gotta kiss her. - I'm not mad at this one. - I gotta be white-beat then. She'll definitely slip in a common side of me during this record. - Easily. - And then maybe call you daddy. - Yeah. - I mean that, when there's no music playing. (laughing) - Excuse us. - Hardness, Rory. - I didn't like some pussy. - You didn't have to look me in my eyes today. - Yeah, that was really awkward. - Yeah, you could at least look in her eyes. - Yo, mine and we go get some pussy. - I don't know, I've, I don't know. (laughing) Although, on our car rides home everyday, 'cause I'd bring Rory home, 'cause we live like a mile from each other. I always talk to him like my gay best friend. - Oh my God, I can't stand this. - I tell him like everything about like my sex life. And when I was like honestly, I literally don't wanna hear this. (laughing) And I tell him every time anyway. And he acts like he cares sometimes. I appreciate it, Rory. - Why the fuck is this magical? - I really look forward to it. - I've done years of pretending that I care what women have to say. I'm pretty good, right? - Yeah, he's good at it. - I really, when time he didn't come home with me, 'cause he went to go fucking hang out with Joe. And I was like honestly hurting lonely the whole ride home. - You guys have a nice little bond on the show, don't you? - Yeah. - I respect you. - I just beg you. - South by minute, closer. - Yeah, oh my God. Our brunch definitely brought us together. - I gotta hear the story. - Oh, it's fellow. - Oh, yeah. - We gotta let our engineer leave. - Oh, no, sorry. Jesus Christ, and I got things to do. - I'm gonna drop. - Yo, plug your band. - Yeah, tell us where you're gonna be at. Come on. - Can you hear us? - We can't hear you. - Can you hear you? - How's that? - Yes. - All right, right. I play with the chick from New Zealand called Jin Wigmore. Jin isn't like gin and tonic. - Or gin and juice. - And juice, yeah, gin and wig more. - You're about to go on tour, what cities? - Fuck, everywhere from New York to L.A., Toronto, everywhere. - Oh, that's a rock star right there. - It's 20 shows across the country. Yeah, man. - All right, you can hear me. - She's fucking dope. - Congratulations, man. - It's real. - It's lit. - Junior Dave will be on tour. Go find him and say hello. - Word. - There he is. - He knows us. We know him. He's one of the fots. - And Michelle. - Oh my God. All right. Madi, you want the last word? - I just wanna say that you shouldn't drink and hang out with nice people. It's all I need. (laughing) Thank you and good night. [LAUGH]