The Joe Budden Podcast

I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 57

Duration:: 1h 18m
Broadcast on:: 16 Mar 2016
Audio Format:: other

Episode 57! A lot of healthy conversation, how our SXSW prep has been going, some quick therapy, living in your 20's, Karrueche, and much more! ***We're LIVE this week at SXSW, March 19th! tickets are available at www.INTPLSXSW.eventbrite.com*** Use code "JOEFREE" to get your first month free at www.getbevel.com Sleeper Songs Of The Week: Joe: Marcus Canty "Stay In Love" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Cf7zGq3mY Mari: THEY "Back It Up" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZawDYPI0wto Rory: NAO "February 15 EP" | https://soundcloud.com/thisnao/sets/february-15-ep

This episode is brought to you by Bevel, the first and only shaving system designed specifically for coarse curly hair and sensitive skin. Shave smarter and say goodbye to razor bumps with Bevel. Check out GetBevel.com today. Use code JoeFree to get your first month free at GetBevel.com. That's G-E-T-B-E-V-E-L.com. How you doing? Rory Lane. I really love that name, like really kudos on that. Yeah, Rory Lane's and The Greek End are my two favorite names. Can I have a celebrity adjacent name? Man, don't open up yet. There isn't one that's like mine either. And if it was... You're probably his one out there, I mean. If I really rack my brain... But uh... No, I'm a professional. Oh God. What is wrong with this gentleman? Please, feel free. Whatever is, whatever your preference is. Who is this guy? Please. I don't know you today. Everyone feel at home. Alright. What day do you go? Nice little mellow podcast today. Stop smiling, you're making me smile. What day do you go down? Smiling's contagious. Dop it and answer my question. Um, I'm smizing. Why do I know that word? That's like one of those words where... Oh wait, are we recording? Hey, just hit record, man. Yo, why do I know the word "smizing"? I don't know, and I've never used it ever in my life. Yes, you have, that's a lie. No, I have. That 100% is a lie. If you shorten words like... uh... delish. Uh-huh. What's the other bullshit you've been working on? You're showing a lot of bullshit, Marissa. Yeah, I do. It's pretty enjoyable, actually. A lot. Roy, do you know what "smizing" is? Why do you have one sleep? Oh, you're doing both. You know, he's trying to do the classic white guy. Gentlemen, shoot him. Show a little bit of the sleep. I can't say I know what "smizing" is. So you've never heard the term "smizing"? I think I have. I couldn't tell you the definition of it unless you use it in context. Roy's lying. Are you Irish? How long have we known each other? Are you excited about what Patrick says? Alright, uh... Alright, I'm done talking to Marissa. Alright, so we are... We are live. I will name the... Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Oh, there we go. Oh, I was doing a mellow podcast. I didn't even check my shit. My check, my check. Snap. Everybody get a quick snap of the fingers. I'm doing some new where I'm recording all the pre-show bullshit that we go through. Yeah, no, I think we should. Yeah, I think so too. We lose a lot of gems with the pre-show. Yeah, I agree. We do. And I think it's different. Okay. Different. Now it feels live-ish. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm just... Well, hold on. This camera. What is this going on again? This is for Fox and... Why is Fox here? Because we're doing a segment on podcasts. Yep. It's going to bunch us in with the fucking... Wait a minute. Is this like fucking Lisa Evers Fox or is this like Donald Trump Fox? I'm making right. Which Fox are we on right now? I just said it three times. I'm making right. No, Megan Wright is a friend. Oh, yeah. She does midday. I had any seven. I know who Megan Wright. Oh, you're telling the people she is. Yes. And she also has a show on Fox. So we want to be friendly for this camera. Yes. Well, it's B-roll. They're not really going to hear what we say, right? It's just like... They're going to use that right there. And she's going to be speaking. Hey, Fox. All right. No. All right. Let's get into it. I'll name this podcast later. I didn't start with my normal or right because I figured... I said that we were going to do like a mellow podcast. Like a real smooth podcast. We can. After Rory and Marissa were total shitheads last week. That was a shithead of Jay. Or whatever you want to call it. I think we have a nice mellow mood today. So I'll name this podcast later episode number. What is this, 58? 57. I don't know. Who cares? Yeah. It's in the 50s still. Now that we passed the year, we should just stop counting. I just be happy that I'm mad episode ahead of the other podcast. I mean, if we're really being frank about it, that's the only reason that I care about the number that's there. So I'll name this podcast later number 50 something close to 60 niggas. Not like you who at 51. I'm petty today. It doesn't matter. So we're doing a real mellow smooth podcast today. I have my lovely co-host. Oh, thanks, Joey. Okay. Okay. I know we're doing mellow, but this is just fine. I'm trying some new here, man. Thank you. Can we just slow ease into it? I mean, a whole 180. I mean, let's be good to the people we love and care about. We never get the roses while we can still smell them. Right. Okay. So back to me being lovely. Come on, come on, come on. No, I want to change it now. I don't even really. We're not so in periscope. Just that's a heads up to everyone. All right. That's fine. On my right, I have a wonderful human. Thank you. Thank you so much. It's me. Mottie the body. That is I. I'm scheduled to get more body this summer. That was way funnier than I think everyone knows. To my left, I have Michael Roar's AKA Roy Lane's in the building. I guess I just got to stick with that now, huh? No. I just got who you are. All right. And here we are. What's up, guys? Hey. What's new? Oh, you know, what's pertinent in the universe? I'm excited about South by. All right. Let's not get to South by it yet. What's with some of my mind? I'll leave it 16. Well, you know, I don't know. Yo, I fucking overpaid for my fucking South by it. We're not going to talk about South by it. Oh, no. I do want to hear this story though. But we're not going to talk about it yet. Okay. We can talk about it. Could we talk about that story yet? No, we're not doing that yet. Okay. And the mist of me being mad at Rory, Marissa, it's totally skipped over something that I did want to talk about. I wanted to make mention of the Maria Sharapova girl getting busted for drugs. Yeah. Now, I know that nobody cares and like America, America kind of brush that one under the rug. Maria Sharapova is the white girl, the most the highest earning female athlete. Okay. What type of drugs? Some performance enhancing or like she was blowing lines in the bathroom? No, no, not that point. Some performing enhancing shit. But so she's that. So that was already a thing that Serena has beaten this white girl that you white people propped up here about 18 out of 21 times and still Serena doesn't get the respect that Maria Sharapova gets there. That was a whole big thing for a while like, yeah, Serena was on a verge of like breaking all types of records and she just don't get to props to the other girl gets so that was a big thing for a while. So now the girl has tested positive some type of way. This is weeks old now, maybe a week and a half, two weeks old for whatever the fucking substance was. Well, they pick and choose these drug things. Peyton Manning right before he won the fucking Super Bowl had the drug accusations. We just brushed that under the rug so we could go off from the sunset and win the fucking school. No, no, no, no, no, no. They was trying to hang Peyton. No, they was not trying to. The same way they tried to hang the Patriots for an ounce of air in a ball, that type of hanging, they brushed that shit right under the rug. You heard about that maybe once. No, that's not true because all I could say leading up to the Super Bowl was, wow, man, they just going to hang one of their great ones. They're going to kill one of their great white people. That wasn't a hanging. No, no, it wasn't a hanging because he won the Super Bowl had he not won that Super Bowl and that Tennessee charges, rape charges, that was nasty shit. It was getting ugly for Peyton. It was. It was in my opinion, but that's neither here nor here. The Maria Cher Bowl will grow and do frame. The Maria Cher. First of all, anything Tom Brady related only gets blown up because the NFL hates Roger Goodell hates Tom Brady. Yeah. For sure. That's one. And America. I mean, they get sick of watching them win. Had the Patriots sucked. They would right under the roof. The Patriots now are like, they like the Spurs. They like on Michael Jordan level, whereas you hate them because they're great, but you respect them. And that's that. I don't even really hate them like that because unlike the fucking unlike Jordan, the Giants beat them. Yeah. Twice. My nicks never quite got over there. I just thought it was crazy how the whole Maria Cher poll would think like, I don't want to stay on this. It just got brushed under the rug to never be spoken about. And I don't play the race card very often, but had that been a black girl, had that been Serena, Jesus and Joseph and be clear, I do not play the race card. That is soul. My dad. Not me. I mean, I'd be uncomfortable going to this. I know they say black people can't be racist. What is the word for when we're racist since we can't be racist, whatever that word is. My pop might be that making a good point. Yeah. My pop might be that, but by mistake, I have to understand it because of how that generation was and all that he's seen. And then that gets in the whole. Yeah. Everything about how the world split up. And we don't have time for all of that. Um, South by Southwest is this week. It's lit. It is. Rory, Rory and all of his genius, this is when this is me about to be unfiltered. Rory and all of his genius calls me while I'm like leg, third leg deep in some pussy, I think. Oh, come on. And I don't know this to be accurate, but I know that whatever I was doing, was so much more important than Rory calling me. Okay. And I don't want to offend any of my bitches. So I don't, so I don't know that that's what was happening, but it's more compelling when I say that. So I'm going to say that. So don't text me about it later. I do love. I don't want to offend any of my bitches, but continue. I mean, I'm sure they love it. Like a reverse type of thing, you know, any bitches, but anyway, so Rory calls me. And I don't want to offend them. Yo, Marty and motherfucking Steph at 11, eight, what up Steph? Marty and Steph want us to go to South by and do a live podcast. We only got a week. What you think? It's you. It's not what happened. Say, Adam, doesn't sound, doesn't even sound accurate to me. I said, well, I don't know. I'm kind of rolling with you on this one. This is a writing. I'm going to do my own homework. Then I'm going to talk to Marty and motherfucker Steph 11, eight, later, I'm going to see if it makes sense for us to go and then if it makes sense, I'm going to hit you. Okay. All right. All right. Cool. Right. Yeah. That was that. Okay. I'm in now. We got it together. Okay. Oh, this is great. This is, I love these stories out of the blue that like my mistakes. No, this is great. Cause I can't wait to tell them what really happened. Wait. For then podcast listeners out there bum ass, Rory, right? Right. Right. Then he calls me to say, all right, I did all a math. He talks just like that and I did my research so this was, I was at work in my desk talking like this. This is how it makes sense for us to go. Okay. That's a fucking 99 to 1% split. So all we got to do is sell one ticket and we're going to make 50 million dollars. Now, if that's what he said, of course not, but with whatever I was already preoccupied with, that is kind of what I heard. Okay. I said, but Rory, where are we going to stay? He said, don't worry, my gee, I already got the Airbnb set up Friday night Saturday. We gangsters. So we don't even need the Airbnb. We just going to dug it out on South by strip all day, then do the podcast, then fuck with bitches and go to the airport. Fuck with bitches and go to the air. That was my plan the whole time. Fuck with bitches. And we're not going to do the Airbnb. We're going to talk with them on 5th street. And I'm going to speak this up because I don't want to tell extra long stories. But the last call and this is how I ended up in this conundrum here, which leads me to my Marissa fucking 360 degrees of separation into you. Oh, what is it? 5 degrees? 6 degrees. 6 degrees of separation in the fucking universe. It's just 500. No, it's 360. Oh, all right. I was thinking a grand pool. I was going to say 200 degrees. Yeah. I'm so hit by that. All of those things. Yeah. And wanes. So fucking my last call that I get from bum ass fucking Rory Lane is, all right. Now, remember all of that money we put in that account? This what I need to do. I need to spend all of it on me. Now, if you can take care of you, then we'll be good. Now, I'm not saying that's what he said, but with whatever I was doing, that's what I heard. So then I said, because I know I'm bad at this, I said, Rory, hit me in another hour and remind me of this, Rory, then hit me in another hour. I forgot. He said that to him. So I cursed him out for hitting me in an hour. He told me I told him to hit me in an hour. And then that was that. So he's now updating me about how the ticket prices are fucking astronomical. Okay. But I'm not the, I'm not the guy. I'm so not the guy to buy a ticket. I'm just not. Same. I'm not contract with signs. I'm not. I was doing a billion other things outside of buying a ticket. I don't want to tell, I don't want to tell the real story because I was just so entertaining. We can leave the fans. We can leave the fans. We can leave the fans. We can leave the fans. We can leave the fans. We can leave the fans. We can leave the fans. We can leave the fans. We can leave the fans. We can leave the fans. So listen. So I didn't buy a ticket, right? Because well, kind of, no, here's why, here's another reason why I don't think I'm just retarded. No, I kind of was trying to figure out if I could get from Austin to LA for Rory and the Henny Palooza shindig that's happening in LA Los Angeles on Saturday, the 26th. Yeah. Which ticket's almost sold out if you want to grab a seat. Great plug. If you're out there, it looked like a blast last time just from the pictures. I was not there and I may or may not be there this year. We just spend his life savings on a flight to Austin. Yo, yo, I'll take the money from the podcast account and pay for the flight and I have an Airbnb. Yeah, exactly. And then you'll be homeless and they're late. Listen, even if I go to that, you're in a fucking place this day. Even if I do attend that Henny Palooza shit, I'm telling no one that I'm going to Henny Palooza and I'm landing like the day of like, y'all ain't fooling me what's been happening too many times. Well, you don't have to buy a ticket. I go to LA. I only have two days in LA and I have 100 LA bitches and all of them trying to cram in my two days. I don't want to see all y'all. The narrative of this is... She is. You're so popular. I don't want to see all these women that you have. How did that happen? I'm so young. So back to... So I don't buy a ticket at all, right? No. Why would you? Then I say, you know what? Why would you do that? I have to... I got it. This was Saturday? That was Saturday. Oh my god. So Saturday. So Joe hits me with a yo and I'm like, what the fuck does he want? He never texts me for anything. Time out. No, before I even hit you, though, I already have been on Virgin America, JetBlue, Spirit, United, Southwest, American, Frontier, if you name it... Make a lot of Peter Pan. Yeah. Fuckin... Demon Floyd made weather. Like, anybody who had a plane... Like, fucking single, sessin' a drug meme. Yeah, I text flow right there, flow over through my jeans. Hey, hey, how you been, man? So I did all of that, right? Right. And all of them shit was like... Nah. A stack. Okay. A stack. Mm-hmm. A stack. Yeah. A thousand dollars. No way around it. I tried every trick in the book. Imagine if someone reminded you twice that you should buy your flight because the prices have gone up a hundred dollars in an hour. Imagine? And then you get mad at them for reminding you. Imagine? Imagine if that happened before the stack. So now, ladies and gentlemen, podcast listeners, I know I... This is like some new shit I'm doing where I'm starting a story inside of a story. Yeah. Now I want to tell you guys in this little segment that I have appropriately titled "How Good Guys Become Complete Fucking Idiots." And this will tell you why I did exactly what I did so many moons ago. I have to pull out my phone because Joe Budden documents everything. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you get the plane guy? Oh man. So he text me. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, what was his number? Damn. What? Can we type his number in here? He was Delta. Delta. Did you get Delta to fly him out? Yeah, well... Oh, yeah. Let me search... He searched Delta. He text me for... He said, "Yo." And I was like... Oh, wait. I'm kidding. This really happened? Yes. Oh, I'm so intrigued. You don't remember the ending of that story. Ladies and gentlemen, here's how "Good Guys Become Complete Fucking Idiots." I hope you're not the good guy. So let me tell you... What am I ever good guy? So let me tell you guys my thinking. And this is horrible, but it is true. I thought to myself, "Well, if that guy that Marissa had that encounter with at Delta is still, in fact, at Delta, then Marissa took advantage of just someone who was being a good guy." Well, that was established. Yeah. I think we concluded that. So if I double back to the good guy in good favor and good manner with a proposal and he were to accept because I'm not Marissa and I'm actually a good guy, you have now just opened the door to countless resources and just in good faith and good favor. No, I don't want... That was my thinking. I don't want to ruin the ending here. Did you two run off on the plug twice? Yo! But time out podcast listeners, I know that I'm retarded sometimes. Is that thinking off? No, that's completely appropriate. And yeah. Well, he would have to know who I am because he knew who bum-ass Marissa was. And his bum-ass tweeted in the midst of all the podcast shit, "I'm not trying to get famous. I just want my story told." Wait. If he were so willing and eager to help Marissa who did nothing but dangle fucking vagina from snipe shooter distance, it wasn't even directly in front of him and he wavered quickly. He wavered quickly for Marissa and Marissa box. So if I'm coming to him as a real nigga, that was just my thinking podcast listeners. Yo! I hit Marissa. What a yo at 4Os. I say yo. Yo. That's how you know he wants something. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Any of my people know that yo, yo says so many things. It's so many things. Yeah. Like, and one day we should have a podcast where we introduce like the slang and the multiple layers of definitions that come with it. Your yo is like a drunk girl's hay. Like by the amount of wise is pretty much how drunk she is, a.k.a. what you need. Yeah, by your amount. Yeah. Like, what is Joe asking me? The holes are going to let you know. So I yelled Marissa. She immediately yelled back like a bird. I was like, "Yeah, check out my friend." No, no, no. Wait a minute. Hey, podcast listeners. I'm joking about that. Marissa's my friend. So I'm not talking about her like that. But as a man, I will be honest with you ladies. When you hit back really, really fast, there's like a microcosm of my brain that says, "No, she a bird." She replied to her friend. Hello. Hey, take a minute. Take a minute before you yo me back, ma, because I'm judging you. But I'm kidding, of course. But I'm allowed to because I'm this. Yeah, you're my friend. So I was very happy that you go back immediately. So you yelled back and I said, "Yo." Yoda back. I'm not reading mine and Mottie's text, but it was "Yo." Are you still periscoping? I said, "Yo." What's "o?" You still got that delta connect. Right. Don't you remember what happened? Of course I don't have the delta connect. And I said, "Simmia's number," something like that. Yeah. Long story less long, Mottie sent me his number, right? Here we go. You know my thinking already. Let's get into a delta. I got a text and then it got out of here. Let's see, let's see, let's see. Hey. I'm getting it. Oh, this is-- Right, you're such a dot for periscoping. Wait, who am I looking for? That's my version. Oh, wait. Delta. Delta. That's my keyword. All right, Jim Roy. Oh, so we're just going to go all the balls to the wall. All right. Can we get that out, please? Why? He's stupid. Wait. I hope the flight is booked before we shouldn't-- Wait, did we mute it out? Did we mute it out last time? We never said it. We never said it. I don't want to give him his anymore fame. Well, I think the name Jim Roy is weak, so I'm saying it. Like this whole story, this nigga moved like a Jim Roy. And that's kind of my issue. So you had a real nigga named Joe hitting a nigga named Jim Roy, right? And this was his lone opportunity to be a real nigga. Where have I heard this before? I've heard that what I exactly what I just said. Oh, I think Raymond Redington said it. Raymond Redington is like Bill Burr to you for me. Okay. That's fucking horrible. Raymond Redington, give Bill Burr to fuck out of it. But anyway, so I say Jim Roy. Is it one word or is it Jim? And then it's Jim Roy, one word. Okay. You still work for Delta or no. Did you put yo before it with Maddox? No, just that first message. Exactly what I said. I don't fabricate in my text readings. Wait, did he know who the number was? Well, that was the first. Of course not. So he said, yeah. Wait, he didn't say, well, who was this? Then I say it. Is this the federal government? Is this what I'm telling you? Is this what I'm dealing with? Then I say it. This button. You still get deals over there or no. God. Then he said, Joe button? I don't know. Well, that's a fair question. I wish the podcast world could see my face at this fucking, at this very instant and very moment. I wish y'all could see the look of other men bitter disgust at just everything that has an R-O-R-N-D-Y in the world. I hate it. Why? It's a fair point. You're like such fucking Irish scum sometimes. That's horrible. That's horrible. That I understood that he has Joe button. Is that what you got from that, Rory? Can we just, you know, I'd like to hear what happened in this text message. Can you believe that he said, "How many fucking buttons are there?" Of course I could believe it. He's a fucking retard. That's why I did what I did. But, all right. Back to you, Rory. I'm sorry. How many buttons are there? I've met a lot of your family and they have the last name. That is valid. There's a lot of buttons. There is a lot of buttons in your family. All right. So who of them would be closest to the tree of talking to Jim Roy via text messages, my point? My fucking great granddad is stopping his poker game in fucking heaven to come resurrect, dig out the fucking room and text a dumb ass fucking Jim Roy. Michael Paul, I'm sure, takes flights. Michael Paul has more money than everyone here. Yeah. That is true. And he's not hitting Jim Roy for a flight. So anyway. I mean, maybe that's why I love him. Jim Roy says, because I'll speed this up, Joe Biden question mark LOL. I say, "Is that a yes or a no, LOL?" He says, "LOL." This is not how you finesse a stranger into getting a flight. I'm not trying to finesse him. I'm asking him a direct question. I can afford this flight myself. I'm just trying not to. I agree. God. Which is what I did. I don't know why I got so fucking. Because you lied. So it was fun. I was about to be very transparent. Yeah. Well, I had a date. I had to get out of it. And I thought that what was understood didn't need to be said, like if he was such a great person for you, why would he not do that for someone who indeed will reciprocate it? But whatever, he said, "LOL, after that episode with your girl, I keep buddy passes to a minimum. LOL. Now, if you want me to look up flight info, et cetera, I got you." Why the fuck would he want you to look like a flight? In that very moment, I thought to myself, "Holy shit. This great guy is now an idiot." Well, this, come on, this great, this, this man who started out. As wanting nothing but to help someone from the kindness of his heart has turned into a complete idiot in that quick of a span. Mm-hmm. What the fuck? I said, "Man, I can look up flight info, my fucking son." What are you talking about, Jim Ray? What the fuck was Jim Ray? Maybe your wife I was down. Maybe. And he said, "LOL, OK." I do have a theory about, about that I don't get into because it's too exhausting, about just the different personality types and the different people in the universe. Some are very short-sighted, um, wait, nearsighted is which one? When you can't see far. Yeah, nearsighted and short-sighted. You can see near far is tough for you. Yeah, some people are extremely nearsighted if that's correct. Hopefully it is, and we don't fact check you out, but if we're wrong, you're fucking in us on Twitter. But some people are so, like, immediate, like, instant gratification, like, Ryan is like that. He loses every Monopoly game that exact same way. People who just never see past their own fucking fuck shit. That is where Jim Ray has fallen, unfortunately. Sorry, Jim Ray. So, I fucking never hit Jim Ray back. I blocked the number and got rid of Jim Ray from my life, right? Because we want to be around smart people and people who make smart and wise decisions at 35 years old. I then go on fucking JetBlue. Some type of way in my clicking around, and I know this has taken a long time, so let me just get to the back. This is a great ad for Southby. That's why I haven't seen it at all. Man, fuck Southby. I'm so mad at fucking Southby. Anyway, I get to JetBlue. Some type of way in all of my clicking around, I think I find a flight for $150 that I booked that comes to get there because I was going to do one way and one way. Yeah. Come to find out, I now have a ticket for April 19th. I did the same thing. I did the same thing. And now I got a call delta, so I call them. Did Jim Ray pick up Jim Ray? No, fucking Jim Ray. Delta gets on the phone. I say, listen, can you fix this while you're at it? I'm trying to do it, like, round trip. I'm trying to get there this day, leave this day. I said, okay, Mr. Button, I can do it for you for I see in my computer, it says with those dates, you can do $1,100 to $100, something stupid dollars. I said, suck my dick, Jim Ray. I'm not doing any of this. So then I got on JetBlue and said, fuck it, I have to do it and I ended up doing it $800, $850. I found you one that was, like, $560, but it was connected. Yeah, but that was, like... Was it, like, a 24-hour layover? No, it wasn't even bad. That was, like... He's such in Chicago for today's... Mate, text, bracket, flate, and it wasn't really, like... He didn't really fit for you. Well, only because the kicker in here where the asterisk goes is the caveat is what is it? I don't know. Oh, that we don't have a hotel. Yeah. That we don't have a hotel for that set. So that's very important. And you fucking bastard, the Spurs play the Warriors that Saturday. So major. In San Antonio. That's important. Yes. But I don't, I have to watch that game. Like physically there? That is the bet. No, I just have to see it on the television and we don't have anywhere to beat. Well, it's gonna be a night time game, our podcast is in a night time. No, we're at 10 p.m. though, so I don't know if it's going to be that. Yeah. Oh, we are not gonna be on stage doing a podcast at 10 o'clock. Like, are we being realistic here? Yep, we are. But we can go to ZombiesCrib. Out there? Yeah. And the guy also said we can check out any time we went on Saturday just as long as it's not too late into the evening. Well, well, the game comes on in the evening, but that's neither here nor there. So fucking up, I remember to have my cousin Geneva lives in Austin. Oh, okay. No. So I bought a ticket, uh, not like Marty's fucking fuck shit you tried to have me on. I bought a ticket, I, I leave seven in the morning on Thursday. Oh. So you'll be there. And I land there. 10 in the morning. Thursday. Oh, dope. I'll be there. I'm supposed to thaw it around. Same. Okay. I may drop my bags at my cousin's house and go thaw it around. I'm supposed to get with, uh, uh, I have a tentative meeting with a few people. And you're being productive? This is great. Yeah, I'm supposed to try to, I'm gonna try to get with Tori out there. He's out there. I'm gonna try to get with, uh, if there's people out, maybe I shouldn't stop by. I am gonna try to get with, uh, Thursday night, there's a dope party. Of course, I'll go thaw it around with Nikki Heaton and her manager for however long I do that. Thursday night is, uh, Manny Fresh, Nas, uh, Calit. If people are gonna be there, I probably want to stay home. Oh, I don't have a home. Yeah, you don't. I'm not gonna go there because I don't, I don't, I think there's gonna be too many people there. I'm gonna go to a different. Yeah. I have a thing with people, man. I know it's weird. I don't like going where people are. Yeah. No, that one is gonna be a cluster. I don't like cluster fucks. And that's gonna be a cluster fucks. So I'm gonna go to this, um, Southern Hospitality Showcase. Well, it sounds bougie when I say, if there is a lot of people, is there somewhere where I can sit away from them? That's what I was wearing. And they're starting to step up my stinker. And some people perceive that as you being bougie. No, I just don't like people in particular, and if I can't do that, I'm not gonna go. And I'm also socially awkward and I'll be by myself, so it's really going to fuck me up. I'm going to just be standing there like a fucking weirdo. So. Shit, throwing a, uh, outlet and a charger. I'm at the event. I'm bringing two mophies. I will, my phone will never die in this moment. I'm happy to hear that Nard Warr is feeling better since we're talking about South By. Yes, and he always has a very dope rollout at South By. I'm looking for an interview. Oh, you get like three great months of content when he goes South By. Yes. He just keeps pumping him out. Pause. Nard Warr. I always had like a fig beef with Nard Warr because he wouldn't do me. He's never done yours. Really? Yeah, he wouldn't. He's never done me. I don't, I don't understand. How could a Nard Warr not do a joint? You're very worthy of a Nard War interview. You are. And you know what would. Wait. I'll tell you the negative part. He follows me on Twitter. How many niggas have mentioned me in a Nard Warr interview? Oh, have they? I don't know. I'm not being a dick. No, no. Really? Tons. Tons. I don't know if maybe he even did Travis Scott. I feel like you would like you. Well, Travis Scott's big. Yeah, he's big, but he did Travis like two years ago. But that's my thing about knowing. He doesn't really do. Yeah. He don't really do big. He don't, I don't strike me as somebody that goes for that. Well, and that's neither here nor there again. I'm just happy that he is feeling a lot better because that's important. That was a big deal when he, what was that? A stroke or? Yeah, it was something. It was something really bad. Listen, strokes, heart attacks, seizures. I ain't playing with none of that shit. The older I get, the more of a hypochondriac I become. I got a little crick in my fucking spine in my back that I feel like I need to go get a prostate immediately. Well, you should be worrying about your sugar intake too, sir. I'm doing less sugar. I don't even drink these, by the way. If I told you the story behind it, yo, if I told you the story, but oh my fucking God, I fucking. I have figured out what it is I don't like about women. He said that in the elevator too, while we were amongst a bunch of old women and they were like, oh, I mean, look, that was scared. So please. Well, 35 years. You finally found that. I didn't realize. That's exactly what I said in the elevator. I said 35 years going on 36 years on earth and I have just figured out what it is today that I despise about women, which is important because the therapist on couples therapy attempted to tell me that my disdain for women stems from the relationship with my child. My mother. I could see that. Which made a lot of sense. That makes a lot of sense. That argument makes sense. And I have always. You know what they're capable of. Yeah. And that's a scary thought for me to give a woman that type of power where you are just have no control. I speak to a lot of the men that are in those situations out there. So when she said that in therapy is all about being open to new ideology, I was open to it. Clearly, I feel some type of way toward women and it's not from anything that Tahiri and I have ever gone through ever. I know that that's fun to joke about, but it's just not from that. The baby mother thing that made sense. But her and I are okay today and I still have that kind of like, like, and I figured it out. Well, do tell. Also, can I ask a question in the middle of this briefer your point? Is that song Angela about her? Yeah. But no. Oh shit. We went to corporate. No. I wasn't talking to anybody. I like that song. Okay. Oh, yeah. I really went to court over fucking that. That's horrible. But anyway, I had a pretty up and down career here. Don't matter. Don't matter when you only got one baby mom, you can't blame it or somebody else. But anyway, this is what I despise about women. And I'm giving it this big build up. It's not really that good, but this is it and Rory, I know Rory well enough that he just will agree. He doesn't have to know exactly what I'm saying. Okay. I'm a feminist. Women get to be attractive, desirable pieces of absolute shit. Not all of us. Yes. That's valid. That is true. That is true. Men do not. It is a double standard for all the double standards that women speak about men having and I do acknowledge they exist, ladies. I'm aware they exist. Well, the point is within this point here where they can be banned large double standards, but there's the only exist. Do you know how many? And when I say piece of shit because that's relative, damn, who was that? And the crew that said relatively is relative was that Johnny in one of his stupid moments. What up, Johnny? But anyway, I know that that piece of shit part is relative, but I mean, bitches who have women who have no goals, no aspirations, no self anything, self love, self respect, self awareness, no integrity, no type of foundation, no acumen, right? And still win and still be desirable and still get bucked and still bag niggas and still get tricked on and still winning is super relative there. Yeah. Winning is very relative because I feel like a lot of those girls are empty because what is winning, like getting your bills paid, right? Yes. But what? That's a win. You don't have a lot. You don't have a lot. That's nearsighted. You're like empty inside. Wait, huh? If the lotto came to me today and said Joe button, but the point of the lot of money, let me at least let the listeners hear my point. Okay. If the lotto came to me today and said Joe, for the next 20 years, I'm paying all your bills a month. We're taking it. You believe that a lot of too. The point of the lotto is to give people money. Human interactive supporting and giving you financial stability is a very minuscule part of a human interaction. And that's all you're getting from a man when you behave a certain way. And we just gave TLC $500,000 a few months ago and we didn't see the diamond at damn money. So what the hell is that? We didn't get into them. We didn't see them. I'm still waiting on that damn album. They promised us I fucking funded some of that shit. But they're actually good people. So let's not use them as an example. Well, I just wanted to go on a TLC rant. It probably wasn't even relevant to work. Why, Sam just told me to shut up on Paris when I made that point. Oh, Sam. Well, yeah, Sam. I thought that was a really good point. No, but. It's not true, though. It's not true because it's not winning because they got a couple bags in a house or whatever. Well, no. But they're not empty. Oh, no, please. Fucking devil's life is fucking empty. Okay. So let's do it like this because relative is not a that's not a complete sentence. No period here relative to blank. It would have to be the person in particular that we are speaking about. Yeah. If we're speaking about someone with no acumen, that's right. They might be happy that I feel really willing to them with no. I mean, we've had this age old argument about some of the holes, you know, some of the hard working women out there, despising the holes because of the lifestyle that, you know, they seem to portray not knowing some of the pitfalls that come along with it. Hell yeah. If you actually speak to some of these bartenders, I don't think y'all would be so mad at them. Listen, man, you know what I want to bring back? This is often a tangent to here. I want to bring back bitches with cars. Shit. I have a car. I think I'm missing. At least I have one. I do have one. It's like a car of Jason. I also know. It's actually had a car like saying Fred Flintstone had a car. No. He had a car. He had a car. What's the car in the car? We're in New York City. So it's different. I'm so tired of that line too. Oh, no. We're the only one at this table without a car. Yeah. We're all in New York City every single day. You two are. He's young and trendy enough to be part of the, hey, I take the train and make it look cool. Yeah. Like the Ian Connor. The Ian Connor. Yeah. Hashtag Joe Budden and Uber. There's really a point. I want to shout out to Ian Connor. He's so poor. Cool. Again, he's shouting me out. You're a man crush every day. No, I'm his uncle. Oh, uncle. Did I tell the listeners that I'm Ian Connor's uncle? I did. Well, we saw the strip club when he approached you and say, why don't you like me? And we have managed to keep a relationship somehow. Well, he FaceTime's you every day. So I'd imagine so. FaceTiming every day. He FaceTiming me as naked women in the shower. Shout out to Ian Connor, bro. You should go on the podcast. And I just saw him on Instagram and he's so down to do the podcast. But you know what I get a lot? I get a lot of people telling me, I'll do the podcast. And then they just never follow. I'm like, really my nigga? We're friends. You're going to industry talking to me. But you got to follow up is the other question. Oh, I don't follow up either. They don't know when you show up. I don't follow up either. I don't follow up. But at this point, because you're usually in the position where the other person follows up because you're usually. I got to catch Angie who I just saw is releasing a book that you've been working on. My voice. And it's now May 17th. It's available for pre-order now and Angie's bio at Angie Martinez on Instagram and Twitter. And it's going to chronicle her life growing up as a single mother in Brooklyn, her job in a hot 97, her. You reading this off amazon.com? No, but I just read it today and I'm so fucking excited. Like my body is like trembling. I'm fucking idolized. Angie is so fucking cool. And yeah, you can pre-order now it's two penguin books. Angie, I am extremely proud of you. I love you. I would text this shit to you, but you know how me and you feel about text or whatever. She should totally come on. Hopefully somebody will mention to you and your mentions that I mentioned you here. She's amazing. And we need to have her on. All right. I'm stopping periscope. Wait, we know don't stop it yet. They got to listen tomorrow. Yeah. They're getting the whole thing right now. Oh no. Why you on the cow or something like that? How did that freeze go? Give them the whole cow? I don't know. Oh, wait. So I should turn mine on. How many viewers did you have on here? At 1.200. Now I'm down to 95. We've got to do it, man. Fucking up. I was on taxes Instagram. He just makes his shit look much better than I do. Well, yes. He has the label. We're independent. He's got pictures on the Brooklyn Bridge. I'm like, that's really Brooklyn of him. Yeah. I should take a picture on a Jersey Bridge. That's what I was thinking. I was like, I need to go, like, woodbridge and like take pictures. Go stay. He's got buggy pictures with a hove. I'm like, oh man, I can't take pictures with a hove. Well, yeah. Never mind. I have to take a hove, by the way, smart ass. I have a picture with a hove. Post beef? Post pump it up? Um. Yeah. So there's-- Yeah, it was post. Mm. Mine. I have a post pump it up. I just silly beef to have. No, I have a post pump it up. You're still a fan of yours, though. Why are you still a fan of yours, though? You're still a fan of yours, though. Jay-Z beef. That's the dumbest thing in the universe. We should call him out. Anyone can do it. You know how young and stupid I was? This guy. Yo, no, honestly, out there podcast listeners. With age, you really have to learn how to get out of your own way. Really? Oh, yeah. That's what you're 20 years ago. That's what you're 20 years ago. Yes. That is exactly what you're 20 years ago. I want a 20s rant today on Twitter. Of course you did. No, but just your 20s, you have this perception-- well, the ambitious ones, I would imagine. I can't speak for the people that aren't ambitious. You have this perception that if you stop, you're settling. So you always are trying to go to the next thing and never really appreciating what's happening in your 20s. The learning you're doing, the growing you're doing. That's true. So it's actually kind of a catch-22 because if you keep going, you'll never be happy. You'll never be satisfied with what you're getting. You'll go to one step, go to the other, and always not feel fulfilled. And you never get to live in that moment. And I'm very nervous because I have that mentality. And I feel like maybe I'm not appreciating what's happening right now in my 20s. Oh, yeah. No. No. Are you kidding me? No. What are you about to be 26? Why are you telling me like, oh, baby, baby, no. Because that's one of the worst mistakes you could make in life. It's hard. And you never know it until it's too late. It's like the saying you're normally the last one to know when you're not hot anymore. Ooh. But no, I mean, it sparked from when someone was tweeting about how they planned on having a home and two kids by the time they were 25. And when you're 18, that sounds so good. Like, oh, yeah, I'm going to have that. I'm going to have a car, I'm going to have a family this and that, and then life happens. But I don't think that's a bad thing because you're not going to think the same way or you shouldn't think the same way five, 10 years from now. You should. Your goal should rearrange. You shouldn't have the same goals at 18, I think. There should be a longevity in your plan and you know, people say, Oh, what's your 10 year goal? What's your end goal? I don't. I mean, I think it's supposed to rearrange. You're getting new information. You're becoming a new person. You're thinking differently. It may not be what you want to do anymore. You're going to run into some fuck shit in five years as short as Joe would think that is. Hell yeah. Someone from 20 to 25, that's a huge transition, me coming from a high school kid to now being my own adult in a five year process, five years is a long time to me, even three from 25 to 28. Well, for me, for me, five years is five years is the gap between four and five years. That's when our generations are very different. Yeah. Four to five years. Like, like, oh, me and Johnny would just have this one. Cause like a 10 year old and a 15 year old. That's a huge. Johnny is 30. I'm 35. Rory's 25. Oh wow. Um, my older brother's five years older. So I'm speaking on that from firsthand, seeing the ages where all right, you were old enough to want to go out, but you couldn't go out. You knew what was happening. Yeah, you was watching your brother go out, but you was seeing from the window to, I mean, you were always, you kind of saw, but you ain't really know, like it was countless fucking big daddy came lyrics. I didn't understand until way later, just because you're a kid at that time. So yeah, yeah, I can see it. Well, yeah, that was my right. Well, that's a good point though. Did I get too serious? You shouldn't live that way. No, I'm actually, this is actually becoming one of my favorite podcasts. I like the ambiance, the atmosphere, the feel in this podcast for some reason at all, but you shouldn't live that way. You have entirely way too many good things going on for you. And I know that fucking, oh, I don't want to get too fucking therapeutic here, but I know part of your demon is to beat yourself up or paint just this pessimistic perspective. I know that because I share that. So it's very important to be aware of that and fight it. You got too much good shit going on in life, support to pass by a therapeutic moment. I was interning a dev jam at 19. So I started doing things at 20 that people at 25, 28 were starting to do. So then I started thinking to myself when I saw these 28, 25 year olds moving to the next step, I thought at 20 years old, I need to follow them in those same steps, but I was 20 years old. My brain was not developed enough at that 28 year old. That's why he was making that step. Yes. I just kind of shorted myself and said, fuck this, I'm going to go do that. But I wasn't ready. And I think that's where a lot of people that are, I hate the word ambitious at this point. It's been ran into the fucking ground, but have a lot of goals fail. They get ahead of themselves and they think, Hey, I did this already. That means I can do the next step. And they can care a lot too. That's a false sense of perception. You don't have it all together. You may have achieved something, but it happened quick. That's exactly why I be one a nickel every time somebody in their 20s tells me that I'm wrong. I mean, we do have some good points randomly, but yeah, no, that happened to me too. And then I would compare to my older peers that got the bigger opportunities. I'm like, why the fuck am I not getting that opportunity? And I'd be staring at their shit and what they're doing and stressing over that. And then when I'd get something good to me, it's not important. It's not good enough because they already did that and they got past that. And then it took me a long time to realize you got to kind of put the blinders on a focus on your own thing. Yeah. You shouldn't be more aware of that. Yeah. You should be as aware of it as I am. I can't wait till you're my so I could leech off you. Yeah. And that was like, that was like my mid 20s. That's what from 25 to 20, I have learned so much about just myself. Can I just interrupt and say, that would be so nice to have somebody to leech on. Leech on? Star bartending. No, for like real. Yeah. Oh, look how everything comes full circle. Yeah. Look at that. All the conversations. It's like an episode of curb. Like that, and that's Woody, what you did there, but that would be so nice to just have somebody like leech on. Like a trust fund? That's almost like a rich bitch or a rich girlfriend. Johnny told me this whole long story about some fucking billionaire bitch that he fucking met in Florida. She's like 90 years old, was flirting with him, gave him the number. And Johnny with all his good characters in there talking about, but I can't do that. What am I supposed to do? Is it you fucking idiot, you're supposed to send her to her grave, the happiest woman ever. What is wrong with you? I'll be a fucking what do you call it? If that's a sugar mama and a sugar daddy, what is it when you're a sugar baby? I think it's like a website. It's yeah. You're a sugar baby. I feel like episode six of this podcast. Yeah. I beat that in a heartbeat. I want to talk to feminist Twitter and put them all in a decent proposal. I know some of y'all are too young even know that movie. That's Michael Douglas Demi Moore. That is a classic movie. That is when Michael Douglas stepped to Demi Moore's husband who was, he was famous too. Well, who was that? Kurt Russell with some money? It wasn't Kurt Russell. But anyway, you know what to do. He said, yeah, I want to fuck your wife one night a million dollars, what you gonna do? They was fucked up and broken, made for an excellent movie. I be wanting to put feminist Twitter in that situation. A million dollars? No, no, no. I be wanting to know the number. Oh. I be wanting to know the number. I be wanting to talk to all the people with all this fucking character and all these fucking morals and all these wonderful, amazing attributes and find out what their number is. If the husband in on it too? There's so much that I'll be wanting to know, but I'm so glad. What's the number to rethink the revolution? Like, why don't we gonna stop? I wish I was Floyd for like a day. No, he, oh my God, he got all his bitches in Miami right now. Then I would find out. Then I would be so ignorant, God knows who to make have money in tonight. I'm not even snitched on a few bitches that I follow on Instagram too. Who? Why'd you do that? It's like a common thing on all the fucking Instagram blogs. No, she did it with, I don't think she meant to. What? You're gonna see a bunch of women on your feed all together in Miami and now no. First of all, it's Fred and Brad. I don't know why that doesn't, they're literally reporting it on all of them. You're thinking too much into it. It doesn't matter that much. If we had more time, because that wasn't a great segue for the fuck of a night that I ended up in Saturday night fucking with catfish bitches from Instagram. Ooh, catfish bitches. Oh my God. Why are you still getting caught up in this situation? My friends, for my friends, for my friends, for my friends, for my friends, for my friends, for my friends, for my friends, for my friends, y'all, y'all have never been able to penetrate for my friends. Still, there's no way to do it. I've said for my friends. Now you reply. What can you say? Nothing to disprove. That is for my friends. Women as a whole, y'all, as bright as y'all are, there are several men key lies that judges have yet to penetrate. For my friends is one of them. So now for my friends. And now what? I still don't believe you. So it doesn't matter. I ain't fucking have you, believe me. You definitely got catfished in 2016. No, it's not about what you know. It's about what you can prove. And you can't prove that this is not for my friends. See how petty my brain is out there listening. But anyway, yes, I'm not going to tell that story. We don't have enough time to tell that story. And that exchange between Marty and I is exactly why some women feel it's difficult to speak to me. Yeah. Look at that. Some women. Some people. Oh, shut the fuck up, Rory. So you're not going to tell the story? Or should I? I mean, we- Yeah. I didn't know if we had enough time to even tell the story. Hey, Amber, be honest. Say thing as well. Oh, I mean, we don't have all that time. Oh, she did say that. They got to pick one of the other, bro, bros. And how do we- Why don't we say me? Chris Brown and Khuruchi too? Yeah. I want to talk about both. Well, look. What are we at? All right. So real quick. We don't care about where we at. Let's just talk real quick. Okay. I'll save my story because that's not important. That's not important. Right this second. Well, hold on. We're the last time you told a story in a live podcast. Yeah. I'm not telling the story. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. This is my quick question to the listeners and everyone out there. I am probably well-documented as having an affinity for thicker women. For hoes. Thicker hoes. I'm going to affect my dad, right? Thicker hoes. Yeah, no, not if you have Wi-Fi. Right? Thicker hoes. So it's difficult for me to answer this question. But I think the time has come for us to ask if we have not already asked. On a scale, on a scale because I don't want to offend anyone. On a... Offensive statement coming. Affend them. Then what? They're offended. Get them. On a scale from, I'm going to say this facetiously, on a scale of matchbook to Boris Cogio. What? You're going to have to explain that more to our viewers. I don't even... To our viewers. To our viewers. Then Boris Cogio have herpes. The women hate when that happens. That happens every time I say that. They say, "Well, why do you say that?" Or, "Zoon?" Has herpes. Anyone has a spokesperson for herpes? Oh, we don't want to spread that rumor. Anyway, listen. How fired do we think Carucci's box is? Like, honestly, I think the time has come. Well, skinny bitches, they say, could take really good dig. Well, my theory is... Like, Chris Brown. What happened to the time come to ask that now? Carucci probably does have good box, but I think Chris Brown's ego is more delicate than Carucci's box is fire. And she's awesome. Nah, nah. 'Cause we've seen him with one guy. Like, with Rihanna, we have evidence that plenty of men have gone nuts over her. Rihanna box is up there with Erica Badu box. But I think Carucci also has done a lot. Who else's box is up there? It's Erica Badu at the top, right? Yeah, probably. Hi, Erica. Hey, baby. I love Erica. Yeah. I think we... Any real nigga loves Erica Badu. Yeah. We need to get her on the podcast. But anyway... She lives in Texas? So, Erica Badu box is at the top, tippity-tippity top, right? Rihanna's box is pretty up there, too. I would say so. Yeah. At the bottom of the barrel, whether it's true or not, we have Holly Berry. Okay. That's not... You can make a point. All right, let's just... We're gonna leave that. I'm not gonna touch you. Well, I'm telling you how men... I get where you're coming from. The perception. You. Yeah. I'm just telling you about perception. I don't know Holly Berry. I would love to meet her one day. Okay. She's a beautiful woman. I'm just telling you about immature male perception. All right. Bottom of the box. And even not immature. It's kind of valid. If a nigga... If you're that beautiful and that fine and that accomplished and that successful, a nigga just keep leaving you. All right. That's what we're gonna wait until I can disprove it. Okay. And Holly, if you would love to prove me wrong... My number is... DM a real nigga. You know what I mean? So, anyway, so that's the bottom. So, in this middle tier, who will we question? Where does Carucci fall here? It has to be fired. Like Rory said, we don't have enough tried and true. We only have one guy, but she's also been super ride or die and taken care of him. And from what I've read, and again, this is totally just internet fodder, but she's done weird. Like the... Three sums aren't weird, but like fucked his friends in front of him because he's into that shit. Like all that kind of stuff. Yeah, but that's real bitch shit. I love that. Yeah. Nah, it's dope. Hey, you're just a real bitch. I get confused. Some of these new niggas, like the niggas that were raised by YouTube, some of them, like they fucking up a game for real niggas out there. But he's clearly fucking like, he thinks he owns her because his fucking response to her is like, "Oh, but how'd you get these famous friends? How? How? How?" And you're straight to DVD movies and did it all. Like what the fuck is she supposed to be? Well, first of all, any real woman would have stayed and helped him raise that child. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because it takes a village to raise a child. So, like, he's acting like she's looking for ever indebted to him. Like yes, you put her on okay, and now she's supposed to be condemned because she's going to pick up the pieces and fucking continue on her career and do what she can. One big piece of the puzzle you're missing here. What? Chris Brown is mad talented, so we don't give a fuck about none of that bullshit. But so to your point, I do believe that Chris thinks he made her, and that is why his pride is so in it. My argument is trumping yours. Nope. Nope. It's true. No. We don't care. You can be right for the next 20 minutes. Chris Brown is talented, and we will continue to adore his talent. Right. And his little fucking weird stands. I love Chris Brown. This Brown is one of the people that I just go and buy it. I really love Chris Brown, too. Remember by the time you guys beefed over his bow tie? I really like him too. That was such a wack beef. So corny. I'm not beefed with it. Right. I'm beefed with, like, everybody. And then Chris Brown's diss was like, "Pump, pump, pump it up. Who got you? Got you the fuck out of here. Got you, Chris. You did that. I went to the movie theater last week, and heard "Pump It Up" playing from the Meet the Black. I texted you. Cut out behind me. And I was being trolled, and it was "Pump It Up" playing. So while we are in the midst of our "Pump It Up" jokes, they better cut my fucking check. Yeah, word. I didn't call my publisher tomorrow. What movie did you say? That actually should be Meet the Blacks. Like, not as a joke. You want to come in your, like, quarterly residual check? When it comes, and you look at the breakdown and all that shit, but still, I want to see where it's at though. Unless I heard it. Is it like a big check for that? Movies, yeah. What about TV shows? Well, unless Joe's deal is fucked. Well, I've been fortunate enough to have my shit in, like, movies that I'm like the bootleg. I'm the bootleg, Tyrese, in that Tyrese is actually in movies. Tyrese? But no, Tyrese is not just in movies. Tyrese is in two of the biggest chains ever. Right. Transformers, and Fast and the Furious. Right. So I'm like... Damn, he's living. Oh, yeah. No wonder he has been... Why do you think he's talking all of this fucking shit to fucking tank? And that's the interesting thing that I want to get to... That's the interesting thing that I want to get to too, but... So I'm the bootleg him in the sense that... You're periscoping again. Pump it up. I haven't turned it off. Pump it up for me was in Stomp the Yard, and Mean Girls. Oh. Those two flicks... Oh, no. Never cut off. It was in the... You got served. He literally... Yeah, that's what I meant. That's what I meant. I just stomped the yard. You got served. I knew it meant it. And Mia, exactly. Those two movies never cut off. They just have played for the duration of my fucking career. Yeah. That's great. I love it. I'm cutting this off. Well, 'cause like, what you call its thing was just in the Simpsons last month, and I was wondering... That's probably a big check, right? Have your song on the Simpsons? Oh, 1000%. Yeah. 1,000%. Yeah. 1,000%. 1,000%. Zombie's great. I'm... I'm rolling with Carucci. Shit is probably pretty fire, man. I'm rolling with... I'm rolling with... And then... And she's not my type of woman. She's not my type of woman. Like physically attracted to her. A lot of the thinner women that you guys really love, I don't. I'm not... Don't kill me for it. It's my own personal preference. Personal preference. I'm just not naturally attracted to that body type. Doesn't mean I can't find them attractive. Like Rihanna's GQ cover, what is that that she just did? She just did something real big. Yeah. Every cover ever. Yeah, it wasn't GQ, but yeah. Vogue, I think. Whatever it was, that bitch looked like the first bitch ever. Rihanna's gorgeous. Like God's greatest woman. Well her sex appeal trumps her body type. Oh yes. Her sex appeal was unmatched. Oh yes. Sex appeal. I just want to lick her. And you know she got fired. Nick was just fighting in the club over. I would fuck Rihanna. Everybody's fucked Rihanna. Oh, I wish I did. There's a reason. Yeah. What do you think? Nickus don't keep running back to bullshit. Hahaha. Rihanna shit is... Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph. And you know Drake did that works shit just to get back in there. I feel like Amber's box is probably super fair. I was going to say Amber's is probably up there. She just looks like it's great. So, Kanye was really hurt over that shit. That's true. Yeah. I feel like Amber's up there. And I feel like Kanye is still really hurt about it. Yeah. Yeah. And Wiz was super in love. I think his shit was just huge. Well that's got to be a bad spot to be in for Kanye because I'm, and I'm not going to spend too much time talking about another rapper's family because I'm just not that person. However. Since we're here. Since we're here. Well, it don't take a genius to point out that Amber is a sex symbol at this point in her career. Yep, for sure. Right. Which is to be a great segue into it. And if anyone has seen Kim Kardashian's sex tape, if they have seen it, I have. I was pretty bored. It wasn't the greatest performance. Not to say I know anything about how Kim Kardashian performs, please, TMZ, don't misword me. But... But if you want to put our podcast on there, misword, the fuck I don't know if you'd like it. No buttons. The consensus on that was you were slammed. So now Kanye is in an interesting predicament where you have this woman who's worth a good a billion dollars. Whatever it is. And she may not get the good a billion. Okay, that's good. Yeah. Her family, her likeness, her everything. Everything. Like it's a good look. Yeah. It's a good look. It is. Niggas are getting married for business purposes. Let's be clear. I'm not saying Kanye did that. But I can name a few niggas that have gotten married for business purposes. Same way bitches in the hood are getting married for green cards. A marriage is a business nowadays, people. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that's what's happened. So you stuck between a great, amazing look, like someone that's just amazing and probably some of the greatest sex you ever had. That's an interesting predicament. And I bet you Amber is more fun. Like just overall. Yeah, but Amber, you was drinking Haney on a carpet. Right. That's fun. Like I would rather have fun in a relationship. That was the best Kanye in the year. That Kanye is top. Let me be clear on this because this is about to be monumental. Like when Mark Jackson said to the words, had the best shooting backward ever. So I want to be clear on this. That Kanye, top five swaggy rappers ever, I don't even use that word. So swaggy. Let's see. You got to say slick, Rick, you have to. You have to. You have to say big. Agree. Yeah. After that, who do we have to say? I'm bad at this. Okay. Don't kill me for forgetting people. You're going to disagree with me, but not because of Jay-Z. Jay-Z because he made people switch fashion a lot. I'm not saying he was the, when he went out and was like, oh, we got a fucking. No. So I'm not rolling with that. He switched. He switched one up thing. He gets all style though. That's why he's not in this argument because he wins and greatest trendsetter ever. Okay. Camera on camera on camera. I agree with Cam being in there. Yeah. Well. Dip set as a whole. Yeah, dip set as a whole. But they were responsible for New York fashion for a long time. Period. If we're putting. I'm not just talking about the pink shit. I'm talking about the belt wallets. The pink splatter. I'm talking about the bananas. The fucking Ed Hardy shirts all the tight. Oh God. All the bullshit. So good. I never bought into that trend. I bought into all of it. Puffy. Oh yeah. Puffy. Yeah. 100% puff. Yeah. One sleeper. Puff might be like one. We're very biased. We're very biased. No, we're not at five. We're at Kanye big. No, no. Let's start. Let's. We're excluding Kanye now. Oh. We said slick Rick. Big. Big. I took Jay-Z off. Yeah. Dip set as a whole. Dip set as a whole. Diddy. Puff. And now we have. Well, I thought we were still. All right. Is there anybody that we feel has to be there before that Kanye? Probably so. My sixth man is Ghostface. Ghostface is a swag motherfucker. But that's my New York bias. I think we should throw someone from Atlanta or the West Coast somewhere in there. Rick 3K. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What a bugging fit. All right. So that Kanye is top 10 swaggy. Yeah. I can't say he's top five. But I did want to say to the other point though, that when people kept saying that Amber down downgraded from Kanye to Wiz, it's like a total. That's another way. Which by the way, Kanye is in that top five because Kanye's in that top five. Once the Amber left Kanye, he was a different dude. Wait, hold up. How's he in that top five? He reached completely changed to this day. How people dress period. Stop. Okay. You changed my argument with in hip hop. You changed my argument. He just met like their swag. No. Not their influence. Yeah. We're going. Okay. We were talking about that Kanye that was drinking. Henny would Amber. That show was just raw. Yeah. That's type of swag. He's not an influencer. I'm not talking about his his influence. I don't think that I wanted to. I don't think that Kanye and the Kanye today is the same Kanye at all. Oh, no. Of course not. Because as far as just swag. I thought the polo in the Louis backpack was ill. I thought that was swaggy. He came with a whole different swag. Yeah. He's in that top five. Yeah. But yeah, he's there. I feel like he'll cut each of you there now. Is it fashion? No. I feel like fucking that's exactly the same shit. They look maybe in music. I can make this argument, but I'm not going to make it. But all right. So forget about that. Top swag is over who named the five again over three stacks you'd put Kanye. And he was our last name. So let's do that. Three stacks. Well, shit. Yeah. All right. Go ahead. I'm three sacks of staying in there. Yeah. Dip set's definitely like that. Wait. Then we said slick Rick. Mm-hmm. Big. Does he stay or go? Or do you think about it? We have to keep him there. Yeah. He's saying. Then we had big. Well, I know you like sensationalism and fucking click major shot. I know you like it. And I know I just threw the alley up there. Don't fall for it. Please, you my man. Do not say that that Kanye don't, because I'm not going to dignify it, which is going to end the podcast. And that will be it. You're not moving big from there. So that's. I mean, he was only Gucci down to the socks, but you know. Exactly. So that's big who do we say, three stacks slick Rick. Dip set. Puff. This is shiny suits, man. Forget about Puff right now is the fucking best dress nigga. Puff every era. Puff for man generations has been the best dress nigga in the room. I'm agreeing with Puff. I am getting dip set out of here. No, fuck you. I'm getting ditched out of her. Dip set was a reflection of Harlem swag. They just dressed like everyone else in Harlem. Kanye was a reinvented swag that we had never seen in regular pop culture at that time. Cam started the pink shit on his own. No, that's not true, but. Yeah, but your argument is flawed because once they started dressing like that, Wayne started dressing like that. Everyone started somewhat dressing like that at that point. That's my point, which makes it not regional, which makes it not in New York. Kanye is at a way larger. I'm not sure. No, but you just brought that into it. No, you did. I'm replying. We're having great podcasts. This is going to turn into a debate. No, no, no, it's not. I'm only replying to you saying that the dip set influence was more so regional. That's all I'm replying to. I'm not starting a new point. I was replying to that. What about Fab? Fab I was going to mention once we were done with this. Fab is top 10 because Fab can keep up with every generation. Yeah. Fab is top 10. I was on Fab's Instagram page yesterday. Hey, have you texted about come to this podcast? No, cool. I have texted Fab but about something else. I was on Fab's Instagram yesterday and I was looking at a picture that he took of his face and I was really mad at his fucking face. He still looks like he's fucking 25? Yes, yes. I was upset. I was angry with it. I know. I tell you guys. I was mad for it. He looks like he's 25 years old. So does Nas. And Nas is a perfect one because he, both of them, shaved with Bevel. Nas is actually an investor in the company. Would you look at that and what is Bevel exactly? Why don't we tell the people? I think Joe knows a little bit about Bevel. I want a list of all Nas's investments. No, Nas is. He can bet you like every time I hear about Nas investing in something. Anthony, right? Yeah. It's always like something amazing. His manager, Anthony is one of the smartest music managers, period. But all for that, we'll talk about Nas and his investments later. Oh, actually, we'll talk about it now. What are we talking about? Wait, did you like Illmatic? Then you'll love this. Then you'll love this. Start shaving from water today at getbevel.com. We've got a special offer this month. Use the code JoeFree at checkout to get your first month's membership free. You can't lose Bevel.com, telling that I sent you with the code JoeFree. And if you've seen me lately, I'm sure you said to yourself, "Wow, that guy's face looks remarkable and his skin is so smooth and symmetrical." Is that what they said? Hopefully not. And if you said that, stay the far to fuck away from me and don't talk to me. How does Joe smoke three packs a day and have such great skin? I'm so down to not smoking three packs a day or one pack a day for that matter. Go for you. I'm happy for you. I'm happy for you. I'm happy for you that I'm making in that universe. So is there anything that we missed? Well, we missed the Amber Beyonce. I really enjoyed this podcast, much better energy and just a flow. Much better flow a tree. Flow a tree? Okay. I might want to bring back. Oh, it's not a sleeper if it's a flow a tree record though. I love that. But it's a sleep for a James because they're sleeping on it now and the kids may not have ever heard it. I have to find my song record do I want to don't want to put out there for the universe. Hmm. Yeah, I was so jamming earlier. I would tell people to check out Kevin Carlson fell out of love. But it's only like an interlude version that he actually put out. I had to press him in the studio one day for him to give me the full and version that he never released. That's super amazing. That's like it. So I can't tell people how to check that out. That would be a good leak. I do want to leak that and fucking I'm not perfect by money because I'm on is a piece of shit. It never came out. Oh, long story. I feel like I've heard it so many times. Oh, of course you have heard it so many times, but yeah. So what? Do you guys have a song? Yeah, I was I thought you guys were gonna. Oh, no, I'm not. I'm so not prepared to go just yet. Oh, well, mine is more again. I'm going with the EP. I'm cheating again, but it's a really short EP. So I'm going to consider it's only five songs. The artists, I'm probably going to pronounce her name wrong, Naio Naio Naio, N-A-O, her February 15th EP is phenomenal. It came out, I don't know, maybe like seven months ago, but it's great. And you should listen to it. I will put the link in the description and you can jam tomorrow. Mottie is now looking for a tie dollars. So Joe is now looking for anything. No, my sleeper song is they and it's a song called back it up. Today is dope. What kind of song is that? It's like a singy song. It sounds like some fucking for you. I kind of think we need to add like a snippet into these. I think I could play a snippet. I don't want to hear a snippet of they. No, they're dope. Yeah, this is just saying. It's kind of weird. There needs to be a snippet. We should do snippets though. Can I play a little snippet of it? Do you have to? Yes. I liked Mottie's tie dollars on sleeper one week. And the kids were fucking loving Nef, my Nef, the pharaoh's sleeper too. That was good so far. I know my shit. Alright, I'll do 30 seconds. They back it up. I'm into it. I want the ox. Oh, because I have to play something? Pass me the ox. No, because I think that means that I have to take my phone out of this fucking case. Yeah. See, that's why I hate doing that. Alright, well, we'll just play your snippet in our minds. Oh, fine. I'll take another case. I hate to be the party pooper here. Yeah, you are being there. Alright, shut the fuck up. It was another guy that I figured out that you look like and now I don't remember who it is. I got a leprechaun. He definitely looks like the what's the guy's name, Bedevucci, Steven Bonavucci. I know the crazy white guy with the fucking red beard and the red hair. That fucking earth slam somebody's got a show on one of those channels. Literally. Yeah, you guys. Oh my God. Wait a minute. Alright, so we're going to do this and then we have to get into something else really quickly because I forgot, so forgot to mention this and I'm way too excited about it. So where's the fucking song I just had? Oh, you know what I'll do? I want to do Marcus Kenny. Okay. That's what I want to do. So let me find that song. If you have ever been on my periscope or blog TV or Ustream, you have 100% heard this song because I play it often. This is just such a fucking, you're all the sappy light skin. I lost my bitch songs. I love them. Oh, yeah. Got the fuck up Roy. Oh, don't tell me that, baby. It's cute. He sounds like he's cute. Don't break those guys. Nope, he's knocking. I can't argue with you. It's all relative. As soon as I hear him sing the hook, we can cut him off. But that's when you hear feeling. I need songs with feeling. Oh, he's taken too long. Let me fast forward. Oh, here we go. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, my God. Whoever he talking to, that good pussy too. Let's go. Oh, Jesus. So that's Marcus, Kenny. Stay in love. This is not a new record at all. This is years old, but every time I play it, it's just a good fucking music. Good music. Every time I play it, I wish I had an X that I missed. This is my joke. I'm playing your ox. Yeah, I'm done. I already said who mine was. I'll play the record golden. It's not as sappy and sad as Joe's more of a good weather record. Why would I ever want to play a good weather record? It's the same time. Get some fucking pussy and go home. What? That's the little beat your button. Just teach your own buttons. Oh, yeah. He killed you too. It'll mad people killed you. I'm going to break the mic stand and scream over it like Joe does. Loud. Not loud over here. Yeah. Make a mic. Think vibrate. No, that's just your vibrator vibrating. Oh, I don't use one. That's probably a problem with you. So that's it. This song sounds pretty cool. It is. The EP is good. EP is called February 15th. Her name is NAO. I don't know how to pronounce it and I'm not going to try. Now. That sounds like a song that was playing in Purple Rain in that club in Minnesota and Prince Walked In and watched them perform it. It sounds like one of those. Why don't I know the name of that club that they performed in? So this was a pretty good podcast. I enjoyed it. Oh, really quick. I just want to say, since we're leaving here, I find it amazing and I say this as an adult of age who remembers this time and I continue to talk about it on this podcast. I think it is amazing the job that they are doing with this OJ shit. Oh, I can't. I am rushing from this podcast to go home and situate myself for this OJ shit. The cast is phenomenal. The acting is phenomenal. The editing is phenomenal. I can't begin to sing to say enough to sing this show. I can't. Down to set design. It looks identical. Like that's the part that booked me out two weeks ago. It's so nice. It's because it's a courtroom like no, it looks like no, everything about everything you're looking at is 90s. Everything topped the bottom, they didn't miss a beat. So I'm rushing home to that and I'm just in awe of that because you know what's going to happen. Um, you were there. What makes it even better though? I remember watching that race. Yeah, that fucking compelled to something that you know the result of. I put so many people on last week, two new watchers were watching it and you know now because the trendy thing to do is to talk about the OJ shit or cases period after making of a murder on Netflix. Of course, yeah. So that's what the series is. OJ series. I don't know. I don't know where they're going. They're on seven tonight. Tonight is the seventh episode. And I love they surprise me every single time. It's like getting ahead when you didn't expect it. There's always an extra 15 minutes at the end. Oh yeah. Just when I thought it was ending, yes, every week. I'm like, yo, it's like when you not, it's so fucking like, it's the greatest ending ever. Like, yo, it's only 10. 44. Yo, use that on Fox by the way. Um, yeah. So that shows coming on tonight, they're doing an amazing job. I'm rushing home to watch it and there are a million documentaries and things of that nature floating around. Uh, I know Dateline has their version out that they, I watched that was pretty good. This one did a real good job. The one on FX that showed it looks like it should not be on FX at all, by the way. That shows you these on another network, but this show did a really good job of, um, touching on some of the minor shit that maybe were glossed over or wouldn't have been touched over on some of the other documentaries, like that, that Marsha fucking hair thing. Oh my God. That was really a big deal. And I didn't see that touched on on the Dateline, uh, OJ special that they did or another one that I saw, uh, that came out prior to all of these. I didn't see that either. So they just doing a good job ball around the board to loot the cast. My only gripe in the beginning was like, I couldn't really see Cuba as OJ, but he doesn't really talk that much. Like he kind of, the main character is that OJ Simpson, which I think was the case with the trial too, it was certainly more on the, the team of lawyers than it was them. You kind of just saw it. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. My long order ringtone. Yeah. No, I totally agree with everything you're saying. So we're going to rush out of here to go, uh, go check out the OJ shit, um, Daredevil comes back, uh, this month, this month, the new season of Daredevil on Netflix. Make sure you get that. I say that because I asked a few podcasts ago when that's going to come back and the, the fucking Netflix gods heard me. So that's back. Uh, what else is coming? Anything else happening this weekend? No, just, uh, we will be at South by on Saturday. Let's get that plug out, come join us, laugh with us, uh, argue with us, talk about your feelings. Maybe we'll do a bit of crying. I'm going to do a lot more. We'll have some cocktails. I'm going to probably have some thought stories to tell a lot of them. We'll skip church in the morning. It'll be like a Irish Christmas. I'm going to do a lot more, uh, interacting with the crowd, no matter how much you guys annoy me. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's the thing that's fun. That's the fun part of a live show. Yeah. Yeah. Let's be in high spirits that day. Well, no, I'm in. I'll be in high spirits. Yeah. And then that way you can get, you can get less annoyed when you're in high spirits. No, no. I'm super beyond high spirits. The thoughting I'm doing Friday night. Ah, yeah. Well, don't out thought yourself. Don't come on an empty tank. I think I'm going to out thought you, though. I'm about to go in and out. No way. Cause all my bitches is better than anybody you fuck with. Actually, no. And all my dudes are going to be in Austin at the same time. So you can never out thought you could put your qualities in mego. No. My quality is A1. Yeah. We'll see. I'm in jail and comparing Joe's bitches to Mottie's dudes. Like that's such an odd comparison. I know. Not even the same. Yeah. Yeah. I'm having a who's dick. Like your forehead is way whack. Yeah. With someone other thing. Yeah. That's just crazy. My ego tone. All right. So I had a blast. We're getting out here. I see some of you lovely people this Friday in Austin. Nope. I mean, it's Saturday in Austin. March 19th. My apologies. I may or may not see some of you people at the Henny Palooza LA Shindig on the 26th of this month. Tickets are actually really close to being sold out. So I don't even really need to plug it. But if you do want to go, I'd buy your tickets now at HennyPlooza.com. Oh, so I thought I was being a good friend. So fuck that. Henny Palooza shit. March 26th. You ain't got to go to that shit. They don't need, they don't need no more body. They Gucci, my nigga. You know what I mean? And that's that Mottie. Yo. It's real. Anything for you? Anything for you? Yeah. I mean, sloppy toppy. So wait. What's your name? Mottie, is it Mottie the Body squared if you have more body coming? No. I want to make that like a thing, even if it's not true. I wish I had more body coming. Yeah. But in my story, maybe you can. Okay. So then it would be Mottie the body and Mottie the body or... Mottie more, Mottie. Mottie more, Mottie. I like it. I like Mottie more, Mottie. Mottie more, Mottie. Mottie. I like it. I like Mottie more, Mottie. We're going to go then. Why did you come into this week? Which is great. I should show you a picture of Mottie. I'm actually losing Mottie. Mottie Moore in LA who was on my Instagram somewhere with the fattest ass in the universe. That's pretty funny. I see you trying to get your summer body, right? Yeah, I'm trying. It was going on and looking like a little daddy, huh? You're really fucked up, you're really fucking piece of shit, I'm out of here. Bye, y'all.