The Joe Budden Podcast
I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 52
1 year in! The trio sits down to discuss Joe's new love for Ty Dolla Sign, The Superbowl, the top "Hives", Ian Connor & Joe's new friendship, and more! We have I'll Name This Podcast Later t-shirts available now: http://tinyurl.com/h8habou We started a new segment, "Sleeper Song Of The Week" we're going to put our fans onto a song they've probably never heard of every week, here are the links for this week: Nef The Pharaoh "Michael Jackson" - https://soundcloud.com/nefidelaphante/michael-jackson?in=nefidelaphante/sets/nef-the-pharaoh Ro James "ADIDAS" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncNEc1jJjgg Jesse Boykins III "Come To My Room" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTTtUBjL3Go&list=RDtTTtUBjL3Go
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So I text Rory like what the fuck is our friend talking about. And he was like, I think he's talking about the fact that I put him onto title sign this weekend. You're welcome. And ever since then, I've been so excited that I put together a playlist and I emailed Joe a list of songs that he needs to hear from title sign. And here we are episode 52 and we're going to start off by talking about title. Which is exactly why Marissa is the C mic because I'm going to tell that exact same story and it will be way more compelling than the fuck shit that she just said. So with that said, I wanted to start this podcast with one of my new favorites. And I'll play that. Oh, okay. Is it a tang remix? No, I wanted to play tie dollar sign horses in the stable because I love that song. Rory put me on the tie dollar sign album this weekend after me and him finished arguing. We made up over tie dollar sign, right? Everyone should. Well, first and foremost, as a man, you want to hold yourself accountable and admit when you are wrong. So I will apologize to Mottie the body, AKA Mottie Monroe, AKA the retweeter of all AKA. And I really don't feel comfortable doing this while she has on a purple and yellow. I think it's supposed to be the Laker colors, but the purple is like a soft, faggy yellow. I mean, purple. It's like the Barney yellow. It's definitely not Laker yellow. It's supposed to be a little different because it's tied all the time. But it's a tie dollar sign jersey she has on. Marissa was here parked in front of the building at five thirty. We don't record until six thirty. I know that because I pulled up behind her. Yeah, she was just there waiting. So I lived in the tie dollar sign album, right? I wanted to play horses in the stable because I love that song. My name and all his women who I will assume. I will assume they're all thick if they're horses in the stable. I would imagine too. And I'm going to assume that him and I have shared a few horses. I want to know who that Nikki girl is. Now I wanted to play that song, but I was singing the song and I said, I got a girl named Nikki Toronto. And then my mother. He said, I love her. And then he says Toronto. That's how you say a word. I don't want to take your mic from you. No. Marissa. Marissa is challenging me who I am supposed to be the new tie dollar sign guy who's not very savvy and knowledgeable. But I think that she's wrong. I've listened to this song enough to know that the very first line in this song is I have a girl named Nikki in Toronto. No, I think it's Chicago. So I'm confused. Marty has been going hard for tie dollar sign for a year. I've never. Two years. Well, on the podcast, we've only been doing it for a year. She's been going hard for a year with tie dollar sign, right? I have never been able to challenge her because I didn't know too much about tie dollar sign. It's dollar. You're pronouncing the R too much. So can we. I want to bet. What's our bet? That he says Toronto. No, what are we betting? No, you should bet the jersey. No, I'm not giving up my tie dollar sign. You should bet the tie dollar sign. You should bet the tie dollar sign. You should bet the tie dollar sign. You don't deserve to have the jersey. You don't deserve to wear it if you don't know the lyrics. It's autographed too. And yo, that's pretty, that could fit you too, Joe. I know I would wear it. No. I'm not giving up my coveted jersey. At hide. Go to Greystone when no shirt on under. Well, Greystone is hide now and I was at hide. Oh, that's what it is. Okay. Greystone is hide now. I learned. What did that happen? I have no idea. That makes sense. When I was in LA the last time, whenever that was recently, I said, all right. That's gone. I was in November and it was greystone. And everybody said, no, Greystone is hide now. It's a much sexier party. Shout out to everybody in LA. Much, much, much sexier in hide and a lot more exclusive at the door. But I saw a tie dollar sign there. He was at the table next to mine. That was fine. And I extended my hand to him and I said, listen. I greatly appreciate your pen because that was true. I do appreciate his ability to write as a writer. And then he very kindly and humbly said, oh, stop man. Stop man. You legend man. Stop, stop. You know, he's one of those artists to artists. He's a super nice guy. He's a super nice guy. That wasn't fake. He had the same, every time I've seen him, he's active just like that. Oh, well, I'm jaded. So I think all these guys are fucking industry talk fake guys. But you probably get that more. He's a shit. You get that more because that artist artist fake industry friendship. Yeah. It's a regular people. He's very, very nice. Oh, I can say that's not an act. That's who he is. Oh, well, no, no, no. I'm not talking about the fact that he was nice. I'm talking about the fucking art arts here. But he was really, really, really nice, super sweet guy. And I didn't feel bad because I was honest with him. I like his pen. Now, this is where my confusion comes in. What is Ty Dolla sign? Dolla sign. He is a singer. I'm not calling him a rapper. Yeah, he's not. You can't call him a rapper. He's not a rapper. He's never wrapped a bar ever. He's not a rapper. He is a pure singer. He plays in a singer. He's not a singer. He's also a writer and he's also a producer. I would call him a writer before any of these other things. And I would call him a producer before any of these other things. I'd call him a producer before. But when writers and producers like Dream and, you know, yeah, and fucking, what's the other kid Sean Garrett, like, when these people start coming out with music, I don't know what to call them. So, I heard, what did the Dolla sign songs? I heard it. Like, paranoid or not. I read. Yeah, all of the songs that are great. His ratchet. Yeah. Yeah. His hits. The shit that you wouldn't, you wouldn't realize that he's a true singer from. Well, he's not a true singer. Mm. He's not a true singer. I'm not going to call him that, but, but, so Rory, Rory tells me that the guy's album is pretty good. It's like five in the morning right now. I mean, Rory just finished screaming at each other for like 40 minutes. So, which I don't even remember what we were yelling at each other. Yeah, it doesn't fucking matter. We had a nice bonding moment. Oh my gosh. That's just a cute song. So, I went and I purchased this album because I'm still one of the people that purchase, purchase his albums. Oh, wait. No. Back to our bet before we do it. It's Mika in Chicago. I'm telling you. Play it. From the top. Turn it up, please. Turn it up, please. What's our bet? The Jersey. Okay. Okay. You heard him. Jockney. Turn it up, man. That's as loud as it goes. All right. Let's be quiet here. Greatness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Okay. That's me, adjacent. Maria down in New York. That's me, sort of. Yeah. I could've scored Nick. He was in Chicago. Anyway, I'm thinking that he was fucking one of my bitches, man. I don't even want to gloat because I'm just so happy that you finally seen the light. So I sent Joey an email last night that he tells me he has not checked yet, but I sent you two of his arguably best songs and then one that he just put out that I also said you really liked. I don't want to hear none of the songs. That's going to make me lose brain cells. No, these are not it because I'm very well aware of what you like and what you don't like. So I sent you more of his R&B influence tracks and I left out all the ratchety show. So I buy this album and I'm not going to spend too much time on Marissa being correct for once in her life. So I buy this album and funny voices come on like some intercom shit and I'm like, all right, here we go with some fuck shit. And then beautiful music comes on. That young brandy comes in beautiful music comes on. Brandy comes on. She starts the album. Yeah. Brandy is saying LA. Yep. Don't sound like her. It is. Well, it is her. Well, why didn't she do more? I wish she would have cooked more on there. She should have done more. So as soon as that annoying intercom bullshit goes off, I think that's his brother that was in prison. No, it's great. But I'm saying as someone. It's not plugged in. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. You can play this low in the background. So now start from time. So the intercom voice comes on, right? And I'm like, all right, cool. I love that whole free TC idea. I love the miracles. I just love that. I love the album. It's like three songs that I don't really like, but they're not for me. But this is beautiful. I've been playing this album ever since. Yeah. And miracle is like, as you, I'm sure no, it's his brother. I want a whole TC album from prison. If it sounds like, he's supposed to get out. Never. He's out. No, he's never getting out. Oh, yes. Life. Yes. What do you do? Murdered somebody allegedly murdered somebody. They're fighting the case now. I don't know any facts about it. The proceeds of this album are supposed to help go toward his case. Yeah. So I said every dollar was going to a lawyer because I guess they had a quarter point of lawyer in the beginning and fucked the whole shit up. What a great fucking guy, man. So it's because of this that I would like to introduce a new segment on this podcast that we'll do at the end of every podcast where we introduce a sleeper song of the week. I like that. I like that a lot. The three of us. I like that a lot. Do we have to agree with each other? No, no. It's your own new. Whatever you want. Yeah. I think it should be exciting for them anywhere. Whatever you want. It doesn't have to be some new shit. This is a song because I have so much music and songs that, you know, I don't think other people acknowledge or recognize and I love finding new music. Same. And I hate fans that want to like keep all that music to themselves and like get pissed over. Yeah. Other people start from out of it. I hate fans like that. God. Like if I like this shit, I want to share it with my friends. Yeah. I want to call other people on and like make everyone a fan. I just want me on to a new artist the other day. So I want to, that's who I'm going to pick later. Yeah. So, so, so that's what we'll do. And we, it won't be like, oh, hopefully SoundCloud won't take it. Right. No, we don't, I don't want to play it. Oh, okay. I don't want to play it. I would like to play it. That'd be kind of. Maybe a sample. Or SoundCloud and how they, how they treat us sometimes. Um, but yeah, this won't be like when we say we're going to do something and don't do it. Don't do it. We will, we really will do that segment. I already have my song for the day. So you guys can think of you guys as song. So with that said, all right, let's turn off Todd, shout out the Todd dollar sign. Um, if you have not purchased his, purchased his album, um, Royden purchases album. I did. No, the reason why I didn't purchase it is because it was sent to me from, you know, from a store. So I'm not going to say, like, wait a month before the shit came out and I sent a screenshot to our podcast, text group and said, hmm, is this tide all of a sudden? And I didn't really listen to Todd like that. So Marty was flipping out my inbox for like three days and I still never sent it to her. Joe, I encourage you to download beach house one. That is his, one of his mixtape. I don't want to hear any, no bad brain cells. It's very R&B. Very good. Project. Then, then yeah. Then send it to me. Listen to the email that I sent you. That's two, two of the tracks from there. And the beach house one. I could send the link to it. Yes. It's on. Why don't you buy it? You can't. Sorry. Yeah. Let's set the fuck up for it. Donate. All right. So yeah, just to close this up. Shout out the tide dollar sign. If you haven't got his album, it's a really good album. Even if you do not, even if you don't think you like him and that's what I want to talk about. I think that, you know, I had a long conversation with a beautiful young lady last night. It wasn't me. Actually, it was two beautiful young ladies last night. And we were just talking about music. I think that people, I don't want to say people are confusing their fan basis because they're not. I think the casual fan is getting confused. Like, like there's so much versatility in music is what I'm saying. So you have to kind of be very careful about what you release because it's very easy to lose people. And be pigeonholed. Yeah. Exactly. Like I heard whatever I heard from Todd Dollar sign and concluded after song four, I never needed to hear him again because it wasn't for me. Not that the music was bad, but it's just not the type of music I listen to. And it's almost totally different. And I could think of a few other artists where that has happened. It's happened to me in my career. Shit has happened to Nikki in her career. We can name a bunch of people where this has happened where you just confuse your fan base for a little while. How do you get around that? How do you fix that? It sucks too because it's like sometimes they're just playing it safe and putting out the singles that they know we're going to do well because if he puts out like a solid, the babyface record as a single, it's probably not going to get the radio play and the stuff that'll make the casual fan turn over. Horses in a stable should be out. Shout to Tish Hyman, by the way, she wrote that. It should be a video. It should be out and people should know it because niggas like me, especially at this stage in my life where I have way too many bitches, I've way too many bitches. It's starting to become problematic. I can relate to it. That song. Horses in a stable. Jesus Christ. Horses in a stable. Okay. What you gonna do, Tish? Right. Oh, any time. Yeah, we need some reverb. Yeah, we need some reverb. Yeah, we need some reverb. We need some reverb. We need some reverb. We need some reverb. We need some reverb. We need some reverb. We need some reverb. We need some reverb. We need some reverb. We need some reverb. We need some reverb. We need some reverb. We need some reverb. Yeah, for sure. I don't sound like fucking. I don't sound like fucking. I don't sound like fucking. I don't sound like fucking Joe Sintz poster. What? A dollar sign. Sintz poster. No. No. I mean, 80. No, no, no. That was crazy. No, it wasn't. A for effort. Hey, I'm been studioed around me. Oh, this is about it. The region he did last night. Did you see what he sees? You can't spell a fussy. I thought that was funny. I missed it. No, that was funny. We were talking about each other. Explain what happened. He said you can't spell it. Wait, shut the fuck up. You said it wrong. No. We got to give the context. Okay. Me and Ice were doing the fucking, our fucking troll each other shit that we always doing. He was making fun of me because Tyri said no to me on VH1. Oh, no. I favorited that tweet. It's my favorites. And it should be. That was great by Ice. I laughed really. Appreciate it. Really hard. So then I just started talking about how Ice laid the blueprint for fucking all the followers. I mean, he says something back. And I said, you can't spell officially ice without L, Y, lie ice. Such a fucking reach. It is like, it was a bit of a reach. It's definitely a reach with me saying it. It sounded, it read much better than that. I had some in parentheses. It was like, you can't spell officially ice without lie, ice. Go ahead. We learned to go lie. See, it was great. But anyway, whatever. Yeah. Yeah. You had to be here. So one follower told you, like, get back in the studio or something. He was right. He was right. It was a bit of a lie. I ain't been a studio man. Yo, why am I melting in this fucking place? Because we walked up nine, by the way, fucking Jack B. Nimble over here, we both had to walk up nine flights of stairs. Joey flew up the shit. I came up like 15 minutes later on the floor dying, but Joe ripped off all his clothes. Did you take an Adderall today? No. Nine fucking flights. He like flew. I'm literally dying. We're up on the night floor. But there's an elevator that works. It wasn't working. It wasn't what we got in. The line was snaked out the whole-- Yeah. The thousand people downstairs. It didn't work. It didn't work at all. Fire truck and shit. Yeah, it was fucking horrible. That white privilege. They really rolled out the car. It was such a fucking worry. All right. Well, Monty's white, right? Jayce. Yeah. So listen. We should recap. Last week. Oh my god. No. Thank you, everyone, again. That was like the coolest shit ever. What do we think about it? I thoroughly enjoyed it. Thank you, everyone that came out. I was definitely learning experience before we do LA or another city. Yeah. Joe, any thoughts on that? It was a great turnout, great energy in the building, a lot to work on. But it was good. It was good to see that type of support from your hometown, your home city, your home base. Yeah. So I look forward to doing one of those in LA, done a bit better, of course. I look forward to doing one in Philly, DC. Thank you, myself. It's just a few spots that I want to hit and just see the people and engage. And it was great to see. I think a lot of our fan base probably isn't super in the podcast. So it was good to see a podcast like ours do a live show with such a great reception. Because there's like the nerdy podcast where you're going to get the people that love podcasts to go out to see live ones. But I think we have a casual podcast fan. How do we get the nerdy podcast listeners? We got to fucking talk about real hip hop or science. Oh, get the fuck out of it. Science or the weather. And so-- Hey, now that we're-- You mixed these molecules. Now, when that turn is in a fucking Bill Nye presents, Bill Nye is a science guy for you young with the Snappers out there. Yeah, everybody doesn't know. We came up on Bill Nye. So if we remember when Twitter killed Bill Nye, and it was just a lie, that didn't mean to run. Yeah, I do remember that. That's horrible. But I'm really-- I'm still floored that people like flew out from different cities and stuff. Like, that's really fucking cool. Yeah, we generally appreciate the support. Seriously. And hanging out with my child, I realized that the generation gap, like I always tease you guys for being young fucks, right? But Jesus, man. That's it. So I'm trying to explain to my kid who raps, who was born in 2001, and who's from New Jersey. I'm trying to explain to him the importance of Red Man, because I feel like that's important. Absolutely. I feel like it's my job to let him know hip hop from way before him, because you just-- Well, that's your job. What do you begin with? That's what I think. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. I'm not even talking about rapper shit. I'm talking about-- if you want to-- if he want to rap, you-- these are the people you should know. But in talking to him-- oh, yeah. And he listened to me. It's already hot in here. I had three extra pepperoni slices today to celebrate National Pizza Day. And I'm probably the only one that knows today is National Pizza Day. I actually know it. It's a filter on Snapchat. I didn't see it on my slide. So I saw that. I went to the pizza place, and bitch called me on FaceTime, and she said, "What are you doing?" I said, "Even pizza." She said, "For National Pizza Day?" I said, "No, but--" Now that you found me, I'm going to have one of these. Yeah, basically. I meant how arrogant you were about-- you don't know what national pizza day is? And you still don't know-- yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's me. You pretentious fuck. That is me. That is exactly me. That's your. One word. Pretentious. I feel like so much has happened, but I never can remember, because I don't remember yesterday. Oh, the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl. How do we feel about Cam? I think the media is overblown all of this Cam shit. I mean, he still should have been a little bit of a better sport. Of course he does. I completely understand why you're in a fucking shit. How old is Cam? 26. Yeah, I don't want to hear this. I get really peeved. It's my white people word. Cool word. You get really peoed. That's the right people word for real. I've never heard that one. So what does that mean? Test off. Pioed. Wow. Yeah, that's the supreme word. I have heard that. That's the supreme word. And every time I hear it, I have that same reaction. What's that? Ugh. All right. I'm getting really peoed at some of the older media journalists and just sports reporters with the overdoing of hot takes. I do understand that the Super Bowl is big, Cam is big, and this is a story that he walked away from reporters and so forth and so on. I feel like no one in the media is ever empathetic toward the position of the athlete. Right. That's just how I feel. And I'm not saying that I agree with Cam's behavior. I'm just saying a 26-year-old man you're expecting to have Peyton Manning class. Right. And this is his first huge loss like that. This is his first time in the Super Bowl. They played like shit, the entire team. He has led that team by his cell for an entire year without their best weapon. Calvin Benjamin can't wait to see them next year with him. That's true. It was a tight end. Yeah. Well, Greg also nice, but they're going to have some weapons next year as thumbs. You know, not at all. You're losing me. I was keeping up. Keeping up. You just lost. Well, my point is, I mean, he's 26 years old. Should he have a little more respect for the game and just respect for his peers and do people make a good point when they say, "Listen, you were showboating around all season long when you were winning. Don't tuck your fucking dick between your legs when you're losing." I agree with that, however, things need to happen for people to learn how to behave that way. Absolutely. And they're poking and prodding the kid too. This is one of those moments like if we could rewind to when everybody was 26 years old and put a microscope on them for the world to see, I don't think everybody would be so proud of their behavior. Right. I certainly would not. Hell no. I mean, I want to congratulate Cam for an amazing season. Hopefully he will take something away from this and just do some things differently next year. I want to congratulate the Broncos for winning. I've rooted for the Panthers, but I bet on the Broncos because I wasn't betting football. I was betting the world. And the world is black and white. And I just had a real hard time seeing football's two most beloved white people, Peyton Manning and John Elway with this storybook ending, Peyton May retirees, Wash, let's get them out of here with a win the same way John Elway did who brought him here to get the second ring. I get it. I get the theatrics. I didn't see them letting a nigger man, Cam, and I say that because I do think behind closed doors and the higher ups they're looking at him and all this dab and hip hop culture shit that he's endorsing like some nigger fuck shit. Hey, why letting a nigger win no damn Super Bowl against no damn Peyton Manning? So I bet the Broncos don't want a lot of money. I had a great time at the Super Bowl, had some friends and family over, had some women. Yeah, my friends were over here. Oh, he is. Yeah. Where were you? I don't like going out on the weekends. Like I went out on Friday. They dumped her, Rory. I dumped them. They called me like, you want to kind of send me here? I was like, no, because I went out on Friday night to a little main concert with the literature. And I was still tired from it three days later, so I couldn't go out. I really found her all of that. No, because I just didn't want to see people and talk to people. I wanted to be by myself just saying that's why I didn't go out that day. Nobody asked you to go anywhere. We're saying that your friends came and they invited me and I said, no, your friends can't invite you to my house. They can. No, they're their plus ones. They're damn. They are. And I don't do plus ones having a plus one. Yeah, but they're basically my plus ones because I have an open and you don't have an open invite. You do. That's the same thing Rocky thought last week when she came in that house. And I said, yo, who the fuck invited her? Did we ever find out? I found out. Yeah, I found out. I stopped the whole fucking press. And I love Rocky. Rocky's got a podcast coming soon. She said two years ago, so, I mean, which means sooner now, be on a lookout for that. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, no, you're not just invited to my house, whenever I didn't know that Chris Martin. Coldplay. Coldplay. Yeah. But I didn't know that he was the headliner. Yeah. I had no idea. I had no idea that his name was announced first. And when they got a very lukewarm reception, they just kept adding stars. And, oh, and, and Beyonce is going to be there and Bruno Mars and, uh, my mom, I had no idea that they were doing that, which if I would have known that while I was watching, remember that the picture they took when we was, and I was calling him you. And I'm like looking for you, man, awkward in the middle. That was like a photo bomb. I was like little mama. Yeah. It wasn't supposed to be there. He was that liner though. Oh, yeah. He was. But he wasn't dressed like them. I mean, he looked funny. Yeah. And I, well, they did their school day shit with the back and forth. I enjoyed Bruno Mars and that's a shit. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm about to get in trouble. I'm about to get in trouble from the B hat. I'm about to get in trouble from the B hat. I'm going to get in trouble from the B hat. I'm not the biggest Bruno Mars guy, but I, I thought, or maybe it's the guy in me. Maybe it's the massage. Well, when all the women in your house started going crazy with Beyonce and then Bruno came on, we started. We were like, like, like bitches. Listen, I'm not going to lie. Beehive. Beehive. Listen, don't do not kill me. I don't hear me anymore because Rory did some fuck shit. No, you might not. Can you still hear me, Joey? All right. There we go. I'm back. All right. Long as I'm there. Listen. Beehive. My geez. Don't kill me. Just giving my honest opinion. I've never been more scared than I am right now about what's about to come on to your mouth. I told you. I'm from that day. I thought that Bruno Mars, body, Beyonce on a dance off. Okay. You didn't think so. I'm scared. You'll be a guy. Yeah, we ain't playing with them. What's up, y'all? Love y'all. We having a good day. I'm coming on the block and Calvin has me shook. Wow. Let me tell you. I'm front right now. I'm scared to be out of two because I said before, and I'm going to go to the next year. Hey, so that's a good topic to talk about. Just on a fly real quick. Let's rate the hives. Oh, we could do that. All right. I know. Mine. My hive is in last place. Which hive and still is the most fear out there? It's like a tie. Well, the top three I would say are Beyonce, Nikki, and Rhee. I'm going to go with Black Lives Matter as number one. They get motherfuckers fired. Oh, that's definitely. I didn't know we were going there. Is that hot? Yeah. I don't know. I've always racist on a low. Yeah. We're talking about music. And they can't wait to throw in a Black Lives Matter or white privilege fucking one-liner. I don't think I've ever said a Black Lives Matter one-liner on this planet. No, you said. One year. No, no, you said the super funny racist black joke on the elevator. I laughed my ass. I don't remember what it was. That was super funny. But whatever. I remember it. I'm not going to say that. Be hive. Navy. I think the believers get the fucking Barbies out of here. They're like a nice though, the believer. Well, I don't know. I've never really experienced one. I think the Barbies are 10 and 12-year-old girls. I just chewed right into them. The Barbies aren't really scared about it. They're actually kind of quiet. They're just supportive. They're a good group of girls. Little Kim's fans. Little Kim's fans. Oh, come on, Marisa. Tell me about shove and dick. Mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty. I'm not saying they're the top, I'm just saying. All right. Well, whoa. Future hive we have. I'm not putting him in the top three. I'm just saying. What are the damn hives? Future hive, Navy, Be hive. I'm out the loop here. Crazy. Um... I've never seen them. No, they're very prevalent. Are you kidding me? They are very much online. Yeah. No, but you can't. They can't. They don't have a leg to stand on it. There's Drake have a hive. Don't even trip. Wait. And I think that Chris Brown and Jamie Fox are two of the most talented people on earth. But Chris Brown is done. I just don't think that I've never seen them attack anybody. Oh, they've gone. Well, I've never seen it. Um, the tie doll. Oh, they attack me. They attack me one day. The tie doll stands. I am the leader of that. Wait, so that's it? Just you. Oh, wait. Drake does have a... Drake has that. Drake's something. What do they call them? They're the owls. Whoo. No, that's like they just call them Drake. Oh, no, no. They... Everyone can't... Everybody cannot be a hive. That is fucking annoying because then it's like taking away from... Drake is the best. No. Is that an owl noise? Like the OVO? Wait, wait, wait. Can we acknowledge my bum owl noise? We're trying to pretend that it didn't happen. Fine. I'll keep doing it because I'm in my chair. Okay. Um, maybe they just call themselves... Whoa. You sound like Casper. Maybe they're just like OVO, period. Like they just call themselves... They consider themselves OVO, you know. I feel like you have to have a name to really be a thing. Well, they're like OVO... I still understand Rihanna Navy at all. Yeah, I have no idea. What does that mean? Well, Cash Money is the Army Navy. But Rihanna is not in Cash Money. Yeah, I know, but I'm just saying maybe because of the whole phrase of we're an Army, we're a Navy. I feel like a Rihanna fan doesn't even know that line. A real like teenage that's in the Navy. But what does that line have to do with Rihanna? Yeah, there's nothing to it. I'm just saying that there's Army's... I think Navy is the coolest one. I mean, that's cool. Wait, what is the Team Wheezy one? I definitely want to hang out with Rihanna Navy chicks well more than any of the hogs. Oh, I'm on. You know them. No, they're all crazy. They're young too. Wait, no, no, no, no. You got the Navy fucked up. The Navy is fucking... They got the pills. They got the weed. I mean, he just shits us some bad bitch things. They travel in. Like, come on. The Navy is coming through with the holes, my nigga. Wait, what is the Wayne fans? Oh wait, what are your fans? Mike? Huh? Team Mike's. Because of your mouse. Money. Money. Money. I think you have to have a certain... I had a really bad joke, but I... I think you have to sell... They're just suicidal. They're just suicidal. I'm sorry. We love you. We love you. We love you. I like your fans. Yes. We love all of you. No, I really do like your fans. I'm one of the few people that... You know, wasn't it Mo Jizzle or one of them one time that said, like, all Joe Biden fans and you're like, suicidal men and fucking something girl. Well, that's a bad joke. First of all, we never want to say the word Mo Jizzle on his pocket. I don't even know how that out. Some nigga don't take care of his daughter. I don't know. I don't follow him. I don't follow him. I don't follow him. I don't see him. Wait, does Wayne's team have a thing? Mighty, mighty. It's over, baby. It's over. It's over. It's over. One Direction has something. I just don't know the name of it. And those chicks are nuts. You're right, you're right. One Direction has something. Swiss squad. Swiss squad. She has that. I'm off it. I'm rolling with the Navy. I mean, I'm down with the Navy, too. How do we feel about Rihanna's album that I finally listened to? I like it even more than I did last week. Same. Let's talk about it. Same. That song that I love so much, damn it. What's the name of that song I love so much? Where's my phone? I was over there charging. I don't remember the song I love so much, but damn that song is amazing. Rihanna is good for giving you some sexy fucking shit, man. There's a track list right there. I'll tell you, right now, the song they're like, "Yeah, but damn, she gives you some sexy music. Kiss it better." Oh, my God. That is my favorite song. Oh, man. I'm going on the jam. I was playing that in the car while I was waiting to talk about Tyler. No, that song is amazing. It really, really is. I want to check the credits to see who wrote and produced that record. Me. It's really good. Now, listen, Rihanna's sold what, $135, and I don't really care about that. I don't even know if we know what she sold anymore. Yeah. It's like title. No, no, no. It's a different number every day. No, no, no. The title thing was a one-day thing that went platinum, but that was a one-time promotion. Samsung bought a million albums and gave them a way that didn't count toward any day. Jay has to stop doing that. I know. That didn't count toward anything, but her little platinum certification, Billboard did not count those numbers. So the first full week of sales was $125,000, and she did it at number one. Which is lower than what she normally does. But that's also, without physical copies, that's strictly digital. Physical copies went on sale this week, so the chart ending this coming Friday will have those numbers mixed in with it, but obviously they're going to be lower because she's already been out for two weeks now. Or higher. I mean-- Well, no, the percentage-- The whole-- As a whole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The amount will go up. But I don't really care. Oh, man. No, I don't care either, but I had to ask because I see the fans are lucky. Fans get to listen to music and just enjoy it. They get to fucking be critics and say whether they like it, whether they don't like it. When I hear music, it's work. So when I'm buying Rihanna's album, and I noticed that bitch better have my money is not on there, I have to assume Rihanna didn't get her money. She'd never see-- That's what you did. Well, if I've been hearing bitch better have my money for seven months, and then I finally get the fucking Rihanna album, and it ain't there, I got to assume that fucking the bitch ran off on the plug twice. Well, A, the single didn't hit like she wanted it to, and B, the single's been marinating for so long. Why waste the space when the labels are so about-- Oh, that's such bullshit. Knock it off. That's-- What's labeled about "consolidate" now? Every artist has been saying that lately, like, oh, they're making us cut it down to 10 songs now. That's not true. That is not true now. Well, they've all been saying that. That is not true. First of all-- Well, I have a theory, which I have no evidence behind it, but I think she put out the Paul McCartney Kanye shit that didn't hit-- They didn't use that. Didn't hit no-- And I think she was trying to find a sound for this album. That might have been an attempt. That didn't work. Bitch better have my money didn't really work. I mean, they shoved that song down our throat, and I think in the meantime while she was trying to find those two singles that didn't work, she made this album as album cuts, and it came together and she said, "This shit is pretty good. I want to put this out like this." She tried with American-- I think this is what she made in the mean-- This is an album of album cuts to you? For Rihanna? Yeah. This isn't typical pop-- That compared to unapologetic-- That Drake record is a-- Well, that's the biggest single-- That's the only single one there. Even though I think-- I don't think so. I think fucking-- I think this is a record could be a single, and I think it's a better could be. It needed you as a single. That's the one I just said. Kiss it better as a single. It is. It is. It is. Later on, not first or second, but later on in the project, it's a-- If she puts out, "We needed you," right? No, no, no. I take that back. Put out the Drake record. We needed you, and then kiss it better. You're not mad at that. Not at all. That's the exact order I would probably do. I don't know about Kiss it better yet, but "Needed Me" should definitely be the next single. Well, what would you go with third? Yeah, pick it up. You can open it and check it out. Now, I'm only talking about this in depth, this way, listeners, because Rihanna, if some of you don't know, really makes amazing albums, she does. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Maybe kiss it better. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Look at that song, my shit. I'm leaving here to go jam, man. Some other music came out. Yeah, the other ones are really short. What other music came out that I wanted to talk about outside of Rihanna? Who used to put something out? Yeah, with Khalifa album. Magic Jordan put something out. I got to buy it. Magic Jordan. I bought it. I bought it too. What did you think? Let's stop for a minute. What did you think? I went in there with a place like this EP still in my head, and I think they made an album, a complete album that I have to listen to from front to back, to really like, there's no standout records that I'm like, "Oh, I got to go back and listen to that." But all the way through it, I enjoyed it. It's a very cohesive album. That's a nice way of saying you were disappointed. Yeah. But not because anything they did, because of your own expectations. Yeah. The EP is amazing. Like one of my favorites in the past, if you do not have that Magic Jordan EP, you should get it. What's the name of it again? A place like this. A place like this. You should get that EP if you're into Magic Jordan music. But like a place like this had her. There's no her on that album. No. Her should have been on album. Yeah. Oh, shit. All of them. That whole EP should have been on the album. One of those songs is on album that I like. One of them? No. Yeah. All right. We'll pull it up. Anyway, so that album is great. I haven't listened to Future's album yet. What do we think about Sierra's sewing future? Interesting. That's confirmed. That's not just some chatter. Yeah, that is confirmed. That's confirmed. For $15 million. Yeah. But I don't think it's about the rounds. It's just the defamation. Keep my name out your mouth. Yeah. I think it's more not to get the money, but to get the judgment. Keep my name out your mouth. He can't speak on me or he's going to have to pay. I don't listen to Future and I don't follow him on Twitter. So is this something he says in his music or is he saying this one? He said he was interviewing Twitter. He's been rapping about fucking, he's been rapping about Sierra for fucking since they broke up. And he said it on Twitter like a month ago. Oh, to hear you, we got to get you a fucking lawyer. So you're going to get Sierra money. And I'm done rapping about to hear you anyway. And you don't have future money. I sought to hear you. That's true. Basically. We were at a brunch together. You know I ain't got future money. How you know what money Future got. Future. I mean, she's going for $15 million. Yeah. That don't mean it. She has $15 million. Yeah. She's not, I don't think she's really looking for that. She's not looking for a sense of that. You look at me like I'm a lawyer. I'm really just talking right now. Cause if she. No, no, no. I'm trying to debate it in my head. Like, how much money does Future have? She allegedly. I know he does have more money than me. Obviously they're over shooting. You never go for what you want. Right. But also he allegedly owes child support because he says that he's never actually paid. So if she really wanted money, she would have gone for child support where they have the dock is paying. Listen, listen to this. I am really tired of future Sierra Russell Wilson shit, right? It's been, it's been too long. But what I will say about it is every single topic that comes up regarding that triangle, it really shows people's character. 100%. It really does. Like, the, I enjoy Future's music. But the way that men cape for him is disturbing to me, that, that is a bit alarming. I mean, you were the same guy that kind of caped for him on the podcast that time. No. I'll actually back to him on this one. No, he was caping for that situation. No, that's true. Yeah, that was. It was high future. Yeah. I was about to say, I don't think I was caping for him. Future happened to be in that situation. Today, some kid on Twitter was caping for him and didn't even know any of it. He's like, let's debate. When did Future ever talk about Sierra? I'm like, did you fucking read the article, dude? He's like, it's states exactly where he said on Twitter that this bitch is keeping my son from me. I pay 15,000. I'm like, all type of shit. Like, he was really saying specific things and, you know, the baby can go back and see all this shit when he's growing up, too. Like, you know what I'm saying? The baby is not going back to see all this shit. This shit lives on the internet. But I can understand what your point is. Yeah. I just don't think it's happening. So, but I think, I think, and women, I think, obviously, are more going towards Sierra side, too, and not just because-- I'm going to Sierra side. Yeah. I mean, I am as well. And I think, but also, I think it's even more sensitive to me because I can see it happening where you get with a guy that you think is great and then he's like, some fuck shit happens and you're like, well, fuck you. Well, no, and I'm not-- I mean, let me rephrase that because people are going to get this fucked up. I don't have a horse in this race. Right. I don't have a horse in this race. Only in this stable. No. Horse is in a stable. That I-- Brody, what the fuck up, man? No, I wanted to just come in on the other side. No. Please don't break anything today. Horse is in a stable, horse is in a stable. It's going to sound the same one, no matter what Mike you use. It sounds better on Mike. There. I can rat. All right, here, take that. Oh. Oh, no, no, no. Just that fast. You're fucking good, man. Get back, man. Thank you very much. Thank you. That way hurt me. I don't have a horse in this race with Sierra. But-- Is it a dog in this race? No. No. Horse. What if you ever-- They race horses, but they race dogs too. Well, where? Where do they race the dogs? I don't have a dog in this race. I don't have a dog in this race. I don't have a dog in this race. They don't have-- I don't have a dog in this race. Do they bet on him? I don't have a dog in this race. I don't have a dog in this race. I don't have a dog in this race. I don't have a dog in this race. That's the phrase. I use that one. Dog in this fight. You're really peeling me right now. You are really peeling. I ain't going to lie. Don't let me get T. What about B to F off? Oh, speaking of T.O., shout out to T.O. and Chad Ocho-Sinko. They both started a sports podcast. I think that's long overdue. Oh, that's cool. Yes. Together. That's awesome. Fuckin' over here. Subscribe to that. I don't have a dog in here tomorrow morning. I think T.O. is going to be on first take. And that's tomorrow, today. Because it's Wednesday. But yeah, I think that's long overdue. Are they going to do a press run to plug it? We should get them here. They're doing it. We should get it. That'll be some crazy shit. Well, if they come to New York, if they come to New York, I'll actually-- Brosewood, what's this thing? Yeah, I just poked them over the weekend because I'm going to Dallas. I'm going to Houston. I got a Houston run. H time. Which, by the way, I'm like-- Oh. I know. I can't because actually my first hosting gig in Jersey. I know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, a lot of work to be done. No, no. A lot of work to be done. Yeah, man. It's just going to be me in the morning. It's the better, man. Teamwork meets the dream work. Yeah, you hit me because I got a Houston run out there and he's got people out there. So he was trying to connect us so we could get something done, but we're going to get it done later. So I did speak to him. I didn't even talk to him about the fucking podcast, him and T.O. shit. But those two, anything, I'm tuned in. I agree. I'm tuned in. I'm not. I know you're not. But shout out to them. Just look at it like this. If Wayne and Ty had something together, I tried it on what I tried on Friday. I'm like, Wayne. Whoa. No three, some stories. No three. What the fuck up? Shut up. I tried that. I text Ty said it. Wayne's down. No. No. No. No. Wayne's with the shit. Um. Kind of a album. We can go there if you want. I don't know how much you want it, but yeah, that wasn't a weird train of thought was good. It wasn't, but we can. I mean, we can. I'm tired of it. Well, I just wanted to make some assumptions or guesses on what we think T.L.O.P stands for. You had a busy day to my taxes, so I didn't have time to think about this. Wait. Now, when did he? No. Are you getting me back? Uh, I'm going to get upset. When did he announce? This morning. It's T.L. O.P. Mm-hmm. I came up with a list of things. Of course you did, Marissa. Yes. Sounds like an odd future title. It's the largest of pools because of the Drake situation. By the way, by the way, did your button pool parties back to summer? Oh my God. It's lit. It's all name. Can we call it all name this pool party later? I probably shouldn't have said that because I don't need my niggas girlfriends to hear that. I should have told the homies first, but the pool party is back this summer anyway. We'll do a live podcast from the pool. Travis Layoff production. Wait. Did you come up with him? I did. I was really proud of myself. You get that money. Yeah. I'm pretty funny. I can't beat that, but I do have one that was going to be and it was title assigned as one word. Loves our podcast. OK. All right. Let's go back to the pool. All I had come up with was the leftover project. That's funny. That's all I had. No, you won. You won. You did. That's your win for your 2016. Yes. Did you take this? Go me. That'll go viral if you tweet that. Travis Layoff production. Yeah. That's mad funny. Yeah. She should tweet it. But she won't. Because she's not real. You know what? Out tweeted before she does. No. Yeah. Word. Give me your worries. Do each other's funny shit all time. Do you? Yeah. You're still a man of my tweets. So speaking of Kanye, Rory and myself. Oh, this is a funny little story real quick. Me and Rory go to pick up Whitney to go to lust on Friday. Yes. I think. Whitney hits me and says, "Hey, I'm going to bring a friend with me." I hate when people say that. Don't bring nobody around me dead. I hate people. Oh, I just did that to someone on Friday. Don't bring people around me to that. I don't know. I'm not familiar with. Don't spring them on me. Like, I need background information before you do that. Well, how much background do you need? Because this is concerned to women. I'm an artist. I'm an artist. I need mad background information. I did that the other day. I said, "Me and my best friend are coming later in a text." They were like, "Cool." And then later later, I was like, "Yo, don't forget I got my best friend with me." And he was like, "What's that about? I told you earlier that they were coming with me." We don't like that. We don't like it. Like, how much more can we do? Why is she coming? Because we went to something else. That has nothing to do with me. Without you. That has nothing to do with me. And we're out of state. Don't come. Don't come. That's valid. Don't come then. My relationship is with you. I want to see you. I know how our personalities mesh. I know our chemistry. I don't have time to account for an extra variable that I have no information about. What? When you brought a five-inch. Shout out to any. This is when he was in makeup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout to any. When he brought a cutie through, boy. With a booty? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. She was right. She was right. But that wasn't the point of my story. She was a male. She was beautiful, cool, shared her food, and Whitney hated on real niggas. But that's what Whitney does. Anytime is a beautiful girl around, because Whitney likes girls too, but Whitney is my baby. A-boo. Anyway, with that said, that wasn't the point of my story. So we go to the lust, right? And I'm sitting down. It's me, Whitney, Rory, and Portage Justice Bay, and we're sitting behind Star, who owns lust, who's my neighbor. Oh, Star. And that's Spin King's brother. Yeah. I think Star and Pop. And we're sitting there, and we're chilling. I got my Red Bull. We got the hookah poppin' off. Shit lit, you know what I mean? It's lit. And that looks to the right. It's lit. And you see. And I say no. I'm so glad you're telling this story. I didn't think you would. Why not? It's a great story. My God, can we get to it? Because now I want to know what happened. What happened? I looked to the right, and I say no. I had the same. That was the right. I wonder if Joe sees who that... No, wait, can I guess? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. When I say look to the right, that's misleading. This person was directly next to me. He's need and need. This person was like this with me. And Joe's to Whitney's next to me, and Joe's next to Whitney. So she's separating. So I'm looking over Whitney's shoulder, like, does Joe know he's need and need with this person right now? Give me a hint. No, I'm just gonna tell you this. Okay. But I have to paint the picture. Okay. So it's not just to the right. I'm looking to the right, like, across the room. I'm looking like next to me. And there's back story that he's gonna get to, and I like faggots when this turns out to be a man. Yeah. Oh. No, it's a man. So I'm looking and I'm ignoring. I'm ignoring. 'Cause, I mean... Could you reel? I mean, I'm in my phone. I mean, I'm just doing... You're doing a strip club. This is not time to do that. And then Rory taps me and I say, he says, "Is that..." And I cut him while I say, "Yes, Rory, that's Ian Connor." Oh. Now, there aren't too many gentlemen that look like Ian Connor. Not even a little bit, maybe not even one of them. That's number one. Now, number two. Well, should I tell my... Where did it come from? Should I say what happened, or should I say the backstory? Give the backstory, 'cause why would you and I care that Ian Connor was saying? All right. 'Cause we wouldn't... Okay, so we wouldn't... No, right? No. Matter of fact, that's the only reason I know who he is. Me too. Because of this backstory. Well, Ian Connor, we- It's all over Kanye's Twitter timeline right now wearing clothes. He's everywhere. He's everywhere. He's everywhere. He was whizzes stylist. I think that's how he started. He seems to be... Well, no. We'll get to that later. Yeah. An acquaintance of ours had, I guess Ian posted a picture of an acquaintance of ours in a hotel room naked. Mm-hmm. Nice. Very special. And he was sitting there. Now, it was a beautiful picture. If you're into... Just art. Like, a n***a just sitting on the edge of the bed, beautiful Miami hotel room, whatever. But the fact that we know who the person is and we know a little more, it was like, oh, you stupid bitch. Like, what are you doing? You're an idiot. Like, you just get dumber and dumber by the fucking day. Mm-hmm. Oh, I got a distance myself from you. 'Cause I know you was just dumb. Right? Right. Bong. Boom. That was my only thought about that. So I'm saying... But wait. Now, around that same time, Ann Conner tweeted, "I am Joe Budden." This is... No, it was after. It was after. Because at time... After we started clowning him in our group chat, I went to his timeline naturally just to see who he was. Yes. Yes. Yes. So I could get some more jokes off. Shut up, Roy. And I refresh his timeline and it says, "I am Joe Budden." And then, like, the mature, responsible person that Roy is, Roy sent it to the group chat. And then we all... We all have a blast dissing Joe Budden. Great. Fast forward to lust. Roy taps me, I say. Yes, Roy. That's Ann Conner. We fast forward a little bit, maybe a half hour later. Ann Conner taps me. No, didn't... Me. Ann Conner... This is after... This is after star, my neighbor, introduces us formally. Ann Conner taps me and says, "Yo, you don't fuck with me, do you?" "No, I respected it, because that's what I would do." Yeah. That was great. Who just says that? I got the clear blue sky. He's real for that. Buy himself. Buy yourself. He wasn't even with his... No, no, no, no. He's dead. You had a girl with him. So what did your girl was there at that point? Which means you're by yourself. No, the girl was there. No, the girl was there. No, the girl was there. No, the girl was there. Okay. Yeah, but you're by yourself. Yeah, he was sitting at a chair by himself. But I don't know. You're just going to just lean over and have this condo right now. In a strip club. But I mean, it was like, it wasn't no bad strippers in there that night. So I mean, fuck it. Let me talk to you in Conner. Fuck it. I didn't say that to Joe with his goon with him too, because I was there, you know? You know that? Oh, you know that? Oh, you know that? Let me down at lust. Beatrice let me write it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, hi Beatrice. You better get Beatrice fired. You know I get him with the gat. You know I got the gat a week. I love Beatrice by the way. Oh man, anyway, what does it all right? So he says, yo, you don't fuck me, do you? And I say, if to be quite honest, I just found out who you were when you posted the picture of Shorty Dew up and even then I didn't say anything bad about you. I just said she was, yeah, I'm not going to say her name on the podcast to protect her anonymity. But I said, and honestly, even then I just said she was a dumb bitch. He said, I said, I said, I fuck with y'all. What y'all doing out there? Like, I don't hate anybody. I did that enough in my career. There's nobody I hate today in music. No, not a saw. I'm in too good of a space. God is too good. And it was the artist, artist, shit again, yo, I fuck with you because you don't know what else I fuck with you, yo, because we be fucking the same Twitter bitch. Yikes. Isn't he like four feet tall? It was a very humbling moment that this man was in front of me telling you that. It's not the same. And we fuck the same Twitter bitches. Yikes. I want it to say, nah, we don't, but I don't know if you're fucking right, you could be fucking the same Twitter bitch. But outside of that, he was a really good guy, really cool guy. And he was out here, he's out here still because we should get him on. He did a lot with us. We should get him on. I think next week it'd be great to have more. He's not going to be next week. He's here for the Kanye, whatever they're doing Thursday. Yeah. Oh, let's record before. We should. I'll be in Toronto. We can do it without you. Wait, do you promise you're going? Is it booked? You're really leaving, right? Thank you guys. No way they're canceling. No. What airline? So I can call and just check on the flight status. Air Canada? Oh, you're going to, are we going to all star? Yeah. Like a whole. No. No work to do out there. I do. The morning show is going so that I have to go to the Blamey Grosso show because I run his website, you asshole. And I'm going with Jia. And Jia is definitely the last of the whole. I'm sometimes a whole. Jia's never a whole and Jia's going with me too. You're sometimes a whole. Yeah, I'm pretty much a whole. I know. I know Jia is. Yeah. He's very not a whole at all. Yeah. Bitch is always fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll talk later. We'll talk later. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Jia. And I love Jia. She is really, really like Jia a lot. The exact opposite of everything that has to be a whole. And I'm not insinuating she is a whole. All right. Now we have started a new topic. Talk. I tell her what I'm doing with my puzzle. Time out. Tell me she's going to say the same. I'm not taking your mic, but just pass it to me for one second. Just pass it. What do you just need to do with it? Don't knock my computer over. Listen. Listeners. Did Jia, what she just said, like that, that is overwhelming thought. She stands firm in that retarded thought she just said. She knows Jia's not a whole. She knows Jia's not a whole because she told her. I think you can have an idea of a person when you get to know who you are. Oh my God. What is it? What is you and Jia's relationship? It don't get no better. We like to get every single day. You work together every single day. Yes. Jia strikes me as someone that's pretty smart. If she works with you, I doubt she's going to sit there and tell you who she's fucking everything. She tells me who she's dating in the situation. I know. She's not in there spreading her fucking one night stands with a sharpie in a girl's bathroom. What are you talking about? As I would say, Madi, just because you freely share your whole shit, doesn't mean everybody else does. Women have to stop pretending that they can account for what goes on with their friends vagina. I think we can. You know what? I had a real, I had a perfect, I had an argument with somebody about the same shit where they were here and they were going, it was a girl, they were in town and they were going to see their friend but their friend kept canceling on them and their friend was being real flaky with the communication. They were like, oh my God, I don't know what's going on. She's in every behavior like this. She's here from London, she's inviting me, why am I not seeing her? Was this Esther? No, no, no. This is Vanessa. Oh my God, you know we got to tell the spider-woman story one day. We've told that story a million times, but listen, but listen. So I said to Vanessa, I said, your friend is fucking a nigger and not telling you. And Vanessa fought me tooth and nail. I've known her since I was in my mother's stomach. She tells me all of her whole stuff. I would know if she was here fucking someone. You don't know that. And we argued back and forth, right? God is so good. Three weeks later, I get a call from my man. You mean the man? My man don't know Vanessa. My man don't know nothing about that conversation. And he just started telling me a great story about a weekend where he was fucking some girl. Damn. And the girl just happened to be Vanessa's friend. Vanessa's friend. And I called Vanessa and I had me a mother fucking, I don't even know I'm told to be telling this story, but God damn it, it was so funny. I had to tell it. Vanessa could be mad at me. She's been mad at me before. I was going to say that. I don't think she likes you. I don't think she likes you. You won't be the first time Vanessa's been mad at me. And I don't plan on fucking Vanessa again anyways or whatever. Oh, wow. Well, I mean, you know, girls, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, time out. Was that a sociopath moment? Was that supposed to say that? That was a little bit of a dream for that. What's wrong with saying that? That you don't plan on fucking somebody? It's fine. Did Vanessa want people to know you guys are fucking? Vanessa's told the world that we we fucked. Well, then fuck it. And this was years ago. Dick swinging everywhere. It was years ago. It was good people. It was a song matter. No, it's not. We're not behaving that way anymore. Shut up, Laurie. Oh, in this podcast later, shirts are now available online. Link is online. I'll put the link because the link is fucking weird because Squarespace is still working on our website. I'll put the link. The T-shirt is weird. I'm fucking dark skin on a T-shirt. Are we going to talk to Johnny about that? We have black ones available or it's only white for now. Just white for now. But still by the way. Shocker, shocker. Oh, and only white available. No black. What else went on? Derek Fisher and the Knicks. I don't know. I'm well documented with saying how I feel about this. I've been wanting to get him the fuck out of here. And I'm glad that the Knicks as an organization, they finally have done something, well, two things correct now. They're like, Mottie. Look at us. The Knicks got poor Zingas, which I was against. Glad I was wrong. And now we're firing. Fisher. I don't like Kurt Rambis. But I'm very anxious to see what type of coaching staff Phil puts together in his push for Russell Westbrook in 2017. Now I'm only confident in that because Adrian Wojiawojjowski from Yahoo said that the Knicks were pursuing him and that there was interest there and he's never been wrong. I've never seen Adrian Wojiawojjowski and I'm going to say my my my my kusabi wrong ever. Adrian Wojacamalakabojuski was tweeting the draft picks hours before. Any spell of his Twitter name I want to follow him. It's no I can't. Everybody calls him Wojj. I know you're making a joke, but still, um, yeah, he was tweeting the NBA draft picks hours before that the fucking Adam Silver was getting up there and tweeting it. He has all the news. I don't want. He might be ESPN's biggest competition, which is funny to me because he's one man from Yahoo. And nobody gets a fuck about Yahoo. But that guy Adrian Wojiawojjowski, Michael Lewinsky. Adrian Wojacamalakjowski. My biggest competition that guy is good. Monica Lewinsky was from Dodgeball. I see you sound like the girls name from Dodgeball. Marissa could definitely be Monica Lewinsky's. What? No, no, we have to take no. Who sucks better dick? You are. I'm not even doing this. We're not doing it. I don't think Monica Lewinsky sucks. Good dick. No. No. I think she was in the right place at the right time. No, no. You think? Yeah. You're gonna get the head and the oval office at the right place in the right time. You know, to tap her on the shoulder and say he's coming his bathroom at a White House? Nah, as you guys are. Better than the hotel room from the chick that got some fire. Yo. So where's my phone at? It's over here. I'm single, so I'm going to read this text. Just because this girl is pretty funny. Let me see. Oh, you got a lit text? Oh, I hate to put my business in the streets. Are you? I got another semi fly out all day. Let's see. Oh my girl. The bit, bit, bit, bit, bit. So this girl fucking, I was sexually assaulted and damn near raped and molested recently, right? But it was great. That was mouthful. Something tells me that's not how all rape things and I forget it. Why did you even take off your socks and shoes, you freak of knee in your shirt? I love because I ran up the shirt. I understand the socks and shoes you lost. Considering I had to spend a second at your house and basically mouth rape your penis before you even thought about penetration, I'm going to say, you're not real. Oh, damn, she's up. And then I said, come back soon, though, that mouth was, let me see how you wrote fire because I don't believe you. Why wouldn't Marissa believe me because my text be more like, no, no, listen, come back soon, though, because that mouth was all caps with the fire emoji and a picture of a burning house. Oh my God. This is burning Elmo. That's been my favorite thing and I've used it for everything. Wait, there's more going on, more going on, more going on, more going on. Derek Fisher. We got that. Somebody died recently, no? A bunch of people like BMX. Isn't this funny? BMX did not die. Don't do that. BMX guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I forgot his name. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He died. Shout out to Ariana. The founder of Earth, Wind and Fire died. He did. Somebody else died. Somebody else passed. I think it was like a wrestler. Out of my uncle, Rest in Peace, uncle Alfred, who's feeling where I went to this weekend. Yeah, 2016, things are getting clipped. It's pretty early. It's not funny. No, no. It's not funny. I noticed what you said. No, no. It's real. It's mad real. No, I always get scared when at the very top of the year or at the very end of the year, a bunch of people die. I get very scared when that happens and because my brain is just weird, I feel like I have to stay in the house. Rest in Peace, Whitney, her one year is either today or tomorrow. So... Wait, Whitney was just at loss with us. An idiot. Did I say one year? Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Why did I say that? Yeah. It was like, Whitney did... 12 to 13, 14, 14, 14, 14. Her four year. Holy shit. It's been four years. No. It's been a year. I just met her, the anniversary of her passing. I'm going to get a couple of years. It's been a year since the last anniversary. Yeah. Yes, it's been a year since... How long has it been since her daughter passed? Rest in Peace. Oh, shit. I don't think it's been a year yet. Yeah. I don't think it's been a year yet either. February 11th is Whitney. I don't look up. I'm going to attempt to watch, you know, there's so much amazing TV. You know, I've said a million times and they show that TV is better than it's ever been. 26. I want to recommend that everyone watch billions. Have you watched billions? I started. But don't say shit. But only on episode four. Yeah, I'm on one. Billions, they're on some hedge fund shit and it's starring my man from Homeland. I know he's Brody in Homeland. I forgot his name now but he's the man in this show and the show is really, really good. So billions, I started. It's really, really good. Check it out if you have time. It's on Showtime. TV is real easy to see shows now because you can just click a button and watch it whenever you want. It's another show that I want to watch that I haven't seen. In American Horror Story, American crime, American, someone out there listening knows what I'm talking about, American crime and it's dope because what they do is in season one, whatever they do is totally separate from season two and it's the same cast playing different roles. Oh, that's cool. It's an amazing, so I have to watch it. Which channel was it with? Or? I don't know anything. Oh. I don't know anything but the listeners. The fans will find it. They know. No, it's a popular show. We're just fucked hearts. It's a popular show. American crime. It's written. What's the girl from 227, the young girl? Well, you don't even know what 227 is. I don't know what that is. I'm really funny. And this is on Netflix or Hulu? I know. How do you not? Well, no, please. Like home. How do you don't know 227 with the old bitch leaning out the window? I don't even know what that is. Alright, forget it. Never mind. Alright, what else has happened? I feel like I haven't gone into movies in years because all the movies suck. Nothing's out, right? Nothing's out. In a long, long time. Nothing's out. There's some funny movie that I have to go to see the screening of tomorrow. Oh, Zoolander 2. No, no, no. Oh, Zoolander 2. They just sent me this cool selfie kit. That's why I know that. Zoolander 2. That is coming. Did you see part one? Yeah, I did actually in my dorm at college. Well, I was told from the people that saw the screening yesterday that rewatch the first one before you watch the second one because there's very tight end. Thousand references that you're not going to remember because that movie came out 10 fucking years ago. Yeah. More than that. Why would they do that? It came out in 2001. It was 15 years ago. Jesus Christ. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Perhaps it has that much of a cult following that they'll do those people. That's true. Yeah. I'm sure it does. I like the first one. But I was also 11. So. And this one has like a lot of celebrity appearances, which is pretty cool. Let me see. Let me see. What else is going on? He got sentenced to 90 days house arrest. He will not be going to jail, but he will be having 60 years further of probation and mind you, this is all stemming from a 2009 case. So this guy has been on probation since like some of you people's lifespans. Well, that's good for me. That's great. I'm happy for him. Oh my God. Damn. No, no, no. No, no, no. He knows this thing has got damn for six years probation. You avoid a jail time. Yeah, no, no. That's a win. Thank goodness. That is a win. I think house arrest might be good. The 30, 90 days. Yeah. Yeah. He's not allowed to put out music or anything of that nature. So yeah. Really? Mm hmm. Can I do that? They said that. Yeah, they can do that. What do they want? I mean, I'm sure. Wait. Oh, it's money. Yeah, Roy, can they? I know. Isn't that true? Can we do that? I got some people. I want to stop them from releasing music. I didn't see that on the email this week. In our meeting of weekly whiteness. Oh my God. What can we do? This is a conference call. I'll shoot your whole white meeting up. Damn. What else? What else? No. Yeah. So congratulations to me because that's a big deal. I am happy. I hope he never sees a war room again outside of this. For real. I'm sure I'll have to do check in. Things go stellar. Yeah, because off of, you know, the rap shit is cool and the rap beef and blah, blah, blah. But when it comes to life, you never want to see another man in jail ever. And that's my problem with this generation when I started seeing reports that Drake fans were calling. Calling a D.A. Like the D.A. And the judge. Christ. To say, to report me going whatever, like whatever the fuck they were. That's horrible. Yeah, my nigga. Oh my God. That's the case of getting Nicki pregnant in that house, but that's just what I would do. Mmm. Real thought. That war, that war pain record is hard. I tried to tell you when it came out. No, it is. Oh, he doesn't like to listen when we say he just needs to find out. No, I just, I'm going to always be late to the party because I don't listen to a lot of music when it first comes out. But we will welcome you to the party when you get there. Shut the fuck up. Holy the title. As the Thai dollar stands have welcomed, I'm not even happy to go out. You need a new name for that crudo. No, it's like Thai dollar stands. Dollar stands. Right? No. It's whack. No, it's cool. Someone came up with it on Twitter. You're at Hive. I'm part of what? The bevel hive. Oh, you real as hell for that, son. All right, this is what I'm supposed to do to the thing, right? Yeah. All right. Mr. Q. Laptop is mad far. I don't even have my beard on my face. Why am I doing this? You do have a beard on your face. This is like a five o'clock shadow. All right, Marissa. It's like a seven o'clock shadow. Yeah, you got like a five o'clock mustache. Fuck you. I do not. She was pissed. So, Marissa, know what could give rid of that mustache that you have there? This episode is brought to you by Bevel. That's the pre-roaching, right? I don't have to do this shit. 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Plenty of women wanted to shove their tongue, but right down my mouth, they wanted to do that. So if you get rid of that mustache, I can see that threesome with Ty and Wayne happen. That is not what I want. In my life. You said that earlier. No. I never said that. Maybe I interpreted it wrong. Maybe I misunderstood. Yeah. We'll give her one. Yeah. Yeah. Alright, let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Momma. Same on Momma's. You're at Adrian. Momma. Let me stop. Fuck with this guy's name. Me and Marissa's parking ticket thing is up soon. I was going to say I'm excited about it. We still have what we were supposed to talk about, but we can save it for next week. I want to save it because that's because that's because that I want to really devote some time to that Rory is going to tell a cool story and I am and Rory and I are going to school. You gentlemen out there. Wait a minute now. I will announce this. So I figured out how to bring the Joe Budden mentoring program to the forefront of the public. I've revamped Joe Budden TV and I will offer my guidance and my assistance and my mentorship to all who welcome it. That is a smart idea. Yeah. Yeah. And I said next week Rory and I on this podcast are going to tell you how you can identify whether your bitch loves you and has not told you yet because bitch is always act stupid when they love you and have not told you yet and you be having to figure out why the bitch is acting stupid as a fuck and everything is different and her period is not on, but you don't know why. She loves you, dog. So we're going to talk about it and Rory has a story to go with it, right? I might have some Toronto whole stories to tell. I don't know. Oh, God. I'm not asking the point of cast with your Toronto whole story. All the women going to Toronto are there to be holes. A lot of you holes are going to be disappointed because a lot of y'all hoses, that scores with records and y'all getting turned to fuck around. As soon as y'all touch down and Drake is not helping you get across that border. I don't care. You know I can no calls. I don't care what the song says. I don't care. Did you say that? Listen, I heard the song too and I went to Toronto and was stuck right at the border and I text Drake. That's what happened. Nothing. Nothing at all. It was like I had text. Nobody. I don't know if he's on text myself. I don't think he will. Because then I would get that text. If I text myself, I would get it. At least somebody would have it on the other side. Or someone would get it. Yeah, someone would get on the receiving end. Oh, man. Anyways. But I do want everyone to enjoy Toronto if you're going. What is that? I want you to be nosy. You want everybody else's business with a yellow and purple jersey on it. The hottest jersey. Wait. Did your jersey match your hair? No. How could it? It's a horrible color palette together. Yeah, it doesn't go at all. Ian Conner would not approve. No, he wouldn't. Neither would he set Rocky. Rory has made a very good point about dark skinned people to dress weird. Oh, yeah. That's what I wanted to talk about with Ian Conner. Ian Conner. Wait. Yeah, we did. Yeah, I want to salute Ian Conner. Yeah, he deserves that. Him, Rocky, and Young Thug. Yay. No. Let's leave Young Thug out of that comment. No. You have to put him. You have to put him. Yeah. He's third to me on the list. But I give Ian Conner more respect because he was part of all those waves. Yeah, he's made- I think he kind of helped start some of those waves. I mean, I don't want to call them ugly, but typically when I was growing up- Rocky's not. The darks and guys that look like that, bitches didn't want them. Now, bitches want the darkskin ugly guy with the dreads with the blonde that dresses not the blonde. Yeah, so if you have read up on Ian Conner or because he's very quickly ascending, he's- I almost want to say damn damn responsible for this whole wave. You might be. That's kind of ill. I'm a very fashionable young man. That is pretty fucking ill. It's pretty great. Sit down, damn, man. Shout out to Ian Conner, but she'll take you step back anymore. I'm going to call Ian Conner and try to get him one here. And I think that'll be a great podcast because he dresses well, and I dress like shit. No, I dress better now. I dress better. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You got one outfit. Yeah. You got four. I got four. You got two in rotation. Oh, you're a racist. I said haters. I'm going to just wear all black. That's always safe in a situation like that. It would be hating on my outfits, man. I got three of them that I wear when it's time to just time to do it. I deserve some credit in your revamp fashion. You wore a fucking hoodie that says cake on it today, Rory. Yeah. It's not on now. It's dressed in his pocket. It's kind of hard, actually. I like that. Marty, you can't tell. I don't know. How about the fuck you? Where are you wearing? Y'all such haters are my Todd Dallas on Jersey? Let's see. Let's see if Instagram thinks we're haters. Is that making a dumb ass face? I can't. I was so happy to be wearing it. Oh, that's just your face. She's not even making a dumb face. That's her face. I had a really good time this week. I swear. We do a podcast like this and then we fucking leave. As soon as I get in the car, I remember 80 things that we should have talked about. But my sleeper song for the week before we get out of here. Oh, you are smart. I forgot already. I'm going to go with a gentleman by the name of Ro James. Okay. Is it R-O or R-O-E? R-O. Okay. R-O-J-A-M-E. As he has a song called Adidas, it's an acronym. Of course, you know the acronym all day, I dream about sex. And it's a slow R&B song and I love R&B. Some of you know that already. And the song is just great. So Ro James, Adidas, YouTube it, listen to it. If you like R&B, you will like this record. It's an amazing record. You guys. My pick is Nef the Farrow, Michael Jackson. It's off this new mixtape with Cardo Got Wings called Nefi Got Wings. What genre of music is this? Rap. It's a 21 year old rapper from the Bay, Vallejo, California. He has a big regional hit over there called Big Time In. So this is like the next follow up and it's super dope. And I think the guy's that like the, he kind of sounds like a hybrid of like future currency Wayne juvenile. It's like some weird dope shit. So check it out. Michael Jackson, Nef the Farrow produced by Cardo Got Wings. Okay. I am going to check that out. Yeah. People think I don't listen to fucking trap music or Bay music or like, I listen to all the types of music. I listen to all that shit. I just don't make it. Yes. In high school, I was getting high fee. I was going to ride in the whip. Yeah. I would love to see you guys. My little face on. I would love to see you. I was on my Mac Drake ship. I was in high school. Oh my God. I'm going to freeze out here. I don't know. I'm going to freestyle mine because I do want to take this segment very seriously. So I'm just coming off the top of my head. Jesse Boykins come to my room. It's an old record, but I feel like not a lot of people know Jesse Boykins. It's a no him. I don't know that record. Come to my room is a perfect record. If you are transitioning from your living room to your room with a bitch and you need something that's not going to immediately say I want to fuck you, but get in the mood of wanting to fuck you. It's a good transition record, which I think we need to do a list of transition records. Well, you're not. Where you want to drive the point home suddenly, yeah, you can't just like throw the fuck record on right away. Like your playlist has to be sequenced into your moves. Roars, when you put the description up, I think you should maybe put links like YouTube links to these three songs. That's a good idea. Will they take us down for that? No, no, no. It's in the description. It's not in the actual. See, when I'm ready, when I'm ready to get to the guy, me, I strong silk is a meeting in the bedroom. Yeah, me. I throw on him. You know, on that note, I don't even want to hear what you throw on, but she throws us. Yeah, basically. Speaking of which, I wasn't going to put your business out there, but I kind of am. I wish he mine. He was on his podcast, talked about what you did on Super Bowl Sunday, which a whole family in the crib. Me? That's me talking to me. I was like, what did I do? What did Joey do? Joe's a wild guy. I'll leave it at that. Maybe we'll get you on that can help me with this story. All right, we'll talk about it next time. Maybe bring on the homey court. That would be great, because I have no idea what we're talking about. How do you say I'm mad? No, it was just funny. Oh! Ellie! Ellie! There's a city in bed. It's dead. It's horses in the stable, baby. You just sang two different songs, but fuck it. I know. I sang L.A. Okay. And you referenced horses in the stable. Of course it's in the stable. Because that was your situation. Oh. Okay. Hey! What do you want me to do, man? I got horses in the stable. Oh, look at my tail. Oh, no. It was great to see. I like seeing other people's families when a lot of their lineage is there. So Joe's Pops was there, Joe was there, and Joe's son was there. And seeing the three generations of buttons. And there was women there. So seeing the three of them interact with women the exact same way without really saying it? Yeah. Who was Trey? Trey talks to girls. Yeah, like what? Who's a virgin? With your permission, I will tell the quick story of the young Trey button. I like the ear. I like the ear. Well, my back is a real nigga. My own ear. So my guy Trey is sitting on the couch next to me and E. Asia comes in with Asia's younger sister. Oh, Asia's younger sister looks like she's 13 years old. Mm-hmm. She's nice. She's 19. She's a pretty girl. I don't mean that a bit. Yeah, she's really pretty, but she does look young. She just looks young. I thought she was Trey's. Yeah. She's too risky for it. Trey hasn't moved. Trey hasn't spoken. We know Trey is a quiet kid. Super quiet. Trey puts on his ill fucking Austin Mills jacket. My hottest shit in the house. So Trey puts on the ill coach. Oh my God. Puts on the ill coach. She sits down on the couch. He gets up like, nah, I'm going to let her know I'm interested. Walks outside. Do you say that? No. I'm thinking what he's thinking. Okay. Okay. Okay. He walks outside for no fucking reason. Just walk so the biscuit. Just sit in the jacket. His ill jacket. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's like the equivalent of going to sharpen your pencil back in elementary school. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to go to a virgin game. And then they all go to the kitchen. I'm still in the living room watching pre-game, whatever the fuck I was watching. I walk down to get some food or a drink or whatever down into Joe's kitchen, which is down the steps from the living room. Trey is in the middle of the circle like in the conversation. Oh my God. Poor kid. No wonder he's fucking late in school the next day and got detention. It was good to see. That's funny. Yo, I'm sitting there and I'm sick because I see him when he put that jacket on. But the night before he had that jacket on for hours too, but it was a girl to you too. I didn't put that together. You ain't hearing me talking to your pops like, nah, Trey is definitely a button. I didn't know. Trey is held now. 14. 14 freshman high school. Oh man. So I'm sitting there saying I'm making all these jokes like, is it raining in the house? Why are you? He was fucking his whole game up. I would have never done that if I knew that the jacket was a part of his own. I got to teach my little young nigga how to do this, man. Nah, he was I for a first-timer. Aw. I see what he was doing. A cute little virgin game. That was adorable. But that's what started what we're going to talk about next week, the Virginia Lee stories. Yeah, that's dope. Yeah, let's get into that. Because we was on the phone talking about your whole swag changes the next morning after you lose your virginity. You're going to walk the same. One hundred percent. One hundred percent. For men, I guess. We can't speak for women. Yeah. I've never had my vagina. I'm not sure. Oh, it just sounded real. Well, how come your swag hasn't changed? I don't know. That's the part I'm confused about. So you can answer that next week too. Okay. I'll name this podcast. Leader episode number 52. We are out of here. Marissa with the last word. And by the T-shirts, I'm going to put the link in the bio. Marissa with the last word. Yeah. Bye.