In Joe's absence we brought in hip hop sketch comedians ItsTheReal, mainly to discuss how I'll Name This Podcast Later is on Entertainment Weekly's 12 Must Listen to Music Podcast, as well as a call in from Joe to discuss his where about's. I'll Name This Podcast Later will be doing an episode LIVE at SOB's in New York City on February 2nd, tickets are available at www.sobs.com Shave smarter and go to www.getbevel.com use promo code "JOE" to get 20% off your first month.
The Joe Budden Podcast
I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 49
This episode is brought to you by Bevel, the first and only shaving system designed specifically for coarse curly hair and sensitive skin. Start shaving smarter and say goodbye to razor bumps with Bevel. Check out GetBevel.com today. Use code Joe. Thanks, Rory. Use code Joe. To get 20% off your first month at GetBevel.com. That's G-E-T-B-E-V-E-L. Alright, that was my impression of Joe's, alright. That was trash. It was horrible. I tried to do a better one. Hold on. Oh, my God. Alright! No? How was that? That was good. We could probably just take one of Joe's and put it in there, edit it. Joe is not here today because he does not care about any of the listeners. There's no reason why he is in LA or Vegas or wherever the fuck he is. He's just there. He's not working. He's not doing anything. He just left you guys. So fill his mentions. But in the meantime, we brought friends of our podcast and of our overall group. I guess you would put it. Yeah. We have, it's the real. Oh, wow. Hey, hey. Do you guys have any cool AKA's or gun noises that you do? Oh, they have a shit tunnel thing. Did you not come prepared? Yeah, wait. Yeah, we did. Oh, man. Now we're putting it on the spot. Just do one here. Yo, what up, it's Eric KK, two foot blackberries, AKA 24 inch rims. Yo, what up, it's Jeff, AKA, shoot a boy in blue, AKA papa smurf. I like it. Wow. Well, uh... Violence. Can we, um, can we call ourselves something that you know how like some people are like Grammy award winning, whatever artist? Can we be like entertainment weekly? Oh, my God. Suggested podcast? Wow. Guys. Well, we, you guys are amongst two of the three people that were on the entertainment weekly top 12 podcast. Congratulations. Believe me, I'm treating you guys way differently than I would have. Yeah. I'm just happy to be on a number one charting podcast for one time. Yeah. Did, did Elliot Wilson show you the stats? Did we say the name of their podcast yet? Oh, yeah. We have a name to our podcast. We have a name too. Uh, I don't know. I had a long conversation with Joe on our podcast. Our podcast is called A Waste of Time with It's the Real. Because we're very bad at selling ourselves. We just get right to the point. But you guys... Are you thinking we're better at selling ourselves? I feel like you're... What's the barefoot mosquito? No, it's not barefoot mosquito. But that's such a sotty thing for me. She's just crazy. She's just crazy. I almost said, you know what, I'll take a glass. I do like how Marissa's like, was that a thotty thing? It's like, you know nobody. You know. I do know. Can we just say that it's not only white wine, that you're drinking, but it's white wine from a screw top? Yes. I picked this up from Dwayne Reed. Why did you buy this? I want to say it's a 2016, which was a good year. What a good year. A good year. Yeah. Fresh off the bike. Isn't it supposed to like, sit for a little bit? I'm like, Furman? Well, I mean, when you pay top dollar, $6.99. You're drinking grape juice. Marissa, you never had wine like this. Oh yeah, apparently not. She has had barefoot. Anyways, though, for people that don't know who you guys are, which I don't think there's too many of our listeners that don't. Is there a background you can give? I know you guys just went on a podcast tour with everyone else. So we're, I guess, give us the same story. Where it's the real, it's I-T-S-T-H-E-R-E-A-L. Yeah, it's one word because, I mean, there is the real. Yeah. Which is the women's talk show, this indicated talk show with like Adrienne Bylon and Tamar Braxton. So you're just the brother company? That is us. Yeah. Well, no, we get all these people reaching out and they're just like, can we get Tamar Braxton on our, like more Tamar Braxton? She should get more of like time. Or can like Adrienne Bylon come to my niece's QC Niera. It's like, like, I don't know how we can handle. She's big for those I heard. Yeah. Yeah. In demand. But we've been around for eight years. We're hip hop sketch comedians. We're brothers, by the way. A lot of people are like, oh, how'd you guys meet? And so I came home from the hospital. He was there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we started out doing sketches, which is how we got to know Joe early on back in like 2007, 2008. When you guys played Scrabble. The Max B one. Did you help out with that too? You were there. I was there. Yeah. That was such a weird, crazy evening. Marty was in Max B's house. Yeah, I saw for French Montana back in the day. Oh yeah, I guess that would make sense. We were, we played Scrabble at Max B's apartment. I got yelled at for not taking my shoes off. Oh, I mean, that's a given in someone's house. That being said, there was no furniture. Yeah, there was one. It was like hardly a couch. There was an ottoman. Yeah. Did Marty decorate? No, I did not decorate. There were seven dudes like on the wall, like grilling us. Yeah, not happy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we did sketches for three and a half years with everyone from like bun B to clips to Max B to like fall out boy. Then we did a podcast called Hightmen, then we did interviews for MTV, where we did a lot of yelling and gunshots. But those were fun. And then we put on a mixtape with DJ Drama calls or Bayon Outfitters volume one. And where we were rapping alongside different people like Bun B and Freeway and Maino and Lil Jon and Hannibal Burris. And now we sold a TV show to MTV. And that has made Marisa need a drink. Yeah, exactly. Oh, don't for the white wine. Wait, you guys sold a show to MTV? Yeah. Wait, did it happen yet? We need your retweets. Go on Twitter right now. Does this just happen today? No, it has been a few months ago. Yeah. Oh, damn. Okay. No, but we pin the tweet out so you can find it. Okay. We're taking it. Thank God. Taking it one step at a time. And we have just finished the first draft of the pilot script. Can I be in it? What is it? Yes. There's a party. When you were wondering if the white wine thing was a thoughty thing to say, you seem to be in the pilot. Might be the thoughtiest. Is it wrong that we don't watch "Love and Hip Hop"? Just generally speaking. I think a lot of people don't watch it. Some people do though. Same one person that doesn't watch it. You guys? Attack a name too? Rory, do you watch it? Yeah, it's my guilty pleasure. I don't like run home to make sure I catch it. That's good. It's on TV. Of duh. But isn't it weird like watching people who you know? It is. That's what bugs me out. And especially when you know they're fucking like acting. What joke wasn't acting? Oh my God. No, the Joey thing was so weird too. Just the way it played out. Because it had happened to us like months before and then you watch it five months later. I just don't want to experience the side of Joe. I just want to know him strictly. That's sad? That's sad. Or as normal when not running around. Yeah, it was good Joe. We brought Joe Sweatsuits for when he came over to our podcast. Because you know, we like to give our podcast guests gifts. I guess you guys don't. You guys got fucking wine. You complaining about that. This is fucking payback. I purposely didn't bring anything. You guys started out as pitching our podcast as what? A dinner party? That's some source. Okay. So it started off as a dinner party conversation. Yeah. And then they put out a press release falsely stating that it's a dinner party. It's a dinner party. Fuck. We need to cook for all these people. So we've been like making, we made a sea bass for gun play. We got. Yeah. We made like, we roasted the chicken for bun B. We've done like salmon and puppy yoked. Yeah. And when currency came over, we got him like fruit roll-ups because you know. Lit on something mad. He doesn't ring me for roll-ups. So? No, there's another part to this. No, listen. So Joe comes over. No, no, because we got an email from Rory, right? Saying like, hey, can we move this up first of all, like an hour before we were supposed to. Because we got dinner reservations at where? I don't think it was, I don't think it was reservations at Florida Mile. I think we had thought about going there. They're expecting us at Florida Mile. I've had this book for weeks. Can't move it around. It's a table for two. It's you and Joe. And so, well, we've done that before. We did it alone. So I get up there and there's no food. First time, what was that? Episode 12 movie? Well, they want to waste their food and because you guys are going out to eat, right? Thank you, Marissa. Yeah. We should have Marissa on the podcast at the time. I wasn't invited for that one because you guys kept talking about, oh, you know, we'll have you on, giving like a great cross-potination. I thought of that on the way over. Well, it was just, but I thought it was just Joe. We wasn't really on it. We were promoting Joe's album at the time. It was a Joe thing. And that's that crossover where Rory is like an executive, a professional. That wasn't the podcast. It was not a podcast. Which is, I should have flipped shit in the house when there wasn't food there. By the way, there's nothing to flip. Marissa, do you know that? It's like your brother's bed over. That Jeff and I went to a friend's wedding and as we were leaving at the end of the night, they played Marissa. No, we go. I thought it'd be like, wait, did they? They went on hip-hop DX's archives. This guy comes up to me, I'm sorry. A girl came up to me and she was like, "Hey, you're from It's The Real," right? I was like, "Yeah." She's like, "You have to meet my husband. He's a huge fan of the podcast. I go over there." And he was like, "Oh man, I love your podcast. I love Joe Biden's podcast. And I happen to work with Rory." Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't think I ever told this story on the podcast. That's a good segue. And he listens. I'm not going to say his name, but he's a really, really great guy. We had like a retreat, it's an advertising agency. We had like a retreat on a boat. It was open bar and all that. And I'm sitting on the boat and we don't really work together. We're not in the same department or anything. So we don't interact with each other often. So when he came up and approached me and said, "So let's talk about this podcast." I immediately thought, "Okay, I'm about to get fired on a boat." Right? That's scary. Like, not even in my office. No, he's not my... No. Is he like an intern? No, no, no. He's definitely older than me. And I'd imagine in his department is higher. But no, he's not my boss or anything. But just the way he approached it, it felt like I was going to get fired. And he ended up being a huge fan and a big fan of Joe. I invited him out to one show and I don't think he could make it. But he said like... That seems convenient. And I really knew that this was going on at work. No, no one still knows. Nobody in my young nose. Well, at Hot 97, no way. You won't go figure. I was at my aunt's wedding or my uncle's somebody's wedding the other day. And my little cousin, she's like 18 and her little boyfriend came up to me and I was like eating a cheese and cracker. He was like, "Hey, I listened to every podcast." And I was fucking choked on the cracker. I was like, "Oh my God, stop it." And I just walked away. We never finished the household. Does he know what he means? I don't know. I didn't want to know anything further than that. So I just walked away and I haven't talked to him since. Was he a, was he a Michael Roars fan? He might have been. He looks like he could be. He looks like Michael Roars, actually. Oh, wow. Wow. Oh, we have to plug. Shameless plug. We're at SOBs on February 2nd, tickets are on sale at SOBs. Yeah, congratulations in advance, guys. You guys are going to see my dad and all my best friends and the squad and gunplay. This is dope. And my mom might come, I'm kind of annoyed at her right now. So she's uninvited for the moment, but... What? You know, she can just buy it. I know, she can. That's a public venue. And she's probably well, but I'm just... I don't know. Security's way tight at SOBs. Yeah. An old white lady trying to get in and I don't know if it's going to work. I don't know if you guys can tell, but we don't plan anything. We just sit down and go. And I feel like we keep saying we're going to meet and actually put a show together. I don't think it's going to happen. No. I think we're literally going to show up and not know what to do. Well, thank God you're going to show up. That's number one. Well, I don't think it's right. No, Marty and myself will be there. Is Joe going to be like in Las Vegas? He might be. We have no idea. We talked about this for like a whole month that we're going to do a year anniversary live podcast and Joe was on board like, "Yeah, I see brilliant idiots do it. This and that." I finished the deal with SOBs. I go on our podcast text, "All right, February 2nd. Here's the flyer." Joe says, "Yeah. I don't really like it." I don't like it. The poster's awesome. No, not just the artwork. Just the idea. It's like we've been talking about this. Where have you been applying? No, that's the first time that he's heard of it. This is the first time I've heard of it, actually. I'm going to stop. Is Peter Rosenberg going to make an appearance? He better. He's the reason we started this podcast. That's why I'm saying. He's Marty's father. Yeah, but Jase. He is. He's like... He's Sunday. He was the only one missing at the Genius thing. Yeah. We had like the podcast reunion for everyone, and we all complimented each other and acted like we listened to each other's episodes. Oh, what combat jacket, everybody? Joe wasn't there, though. He was not. No, but B-Dot was there. B-Dot was there, yeah. We were in combat jackets. Yeah. Rob Markman, obviously. I guess it's everybody. There was like the whole little hip-hop-pot squat, right? But there's only... I'm like the hot squat. Hot squat, wow. But you guys were the only ones on the entertainment weekly. Yeah. No, actually combat jackets on there, too. I was there. I can't even do that. I almost just had any... Yeah, but you guys are routinely number one. On the thing? I don't even check that shit. Oh. First of all, that is such a lie. I know. I mean, but it's also pointless because it's like it just goes a matter of like when you put it out and how many are listening at the time, like this is really like a thing. I just wait till Elliot Wilson tweets me. That's really my only way to get it. That's what I know, though. That's it. That's a great program and everyone congratulates me and I feel cool. Do you guys listen to other podcasts? Yeah. I listen to ours. I listen to yours. I listen to combat jackets and a rap radar. I listen to Rob Markman's red light. I just listen to serial podcasts for the first time. Oh, the first season? In two days. I finished it. Yeah. Yeah, it's great. Oh, yeah. It's really great. Have a look. Who else? I think that's it. Unless I'm forgetting someone. Eric, you listen to podcasts. I mean, yeah. I listen to Bill Simmons' podcast, Adam Corolla. You listen to Mark Maron. Mark Maron. Love Mark Maron. Bunch of names we don't know. Are they all Jewish? Wait, Adam Corolla. No, he's a host of show on MTV, right? Yup. Love Line. Yeah, yeah. With Dr. Drew. And The Man Show. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that. Yup. I'm also on a Snookies podcast. I haven't yet. Snookies are podcasts. I would like to listen to it. Do you know that way? I'm going to take a tally of every single time versus a sunny potty. Oh, I listen to texts. I listen to texts too. Yup. You really? Yeah. I like text podcasts. Oh, all this well. You were the connect, right? You made that happen. No. No, no, no. Though Gabby screamed at me the next day, like, why the fuck would you tell him to go up and do that? I didn't tell him to do that. Tax DM'd him. But it wasn't as bad as I was in the room for the whole thing. It wasn't that bad. And everything's fine. Made for nice headlines though. I mean, we could recreate it here. Yeah. Do you want to jump out of the y'all made a joke? The best is so we went on taxes podcast. And because of the video and the way it was shot, people were just like, oh my God, it's the real is so scared of everything tax was saying. Yeah, because tax was going at like all these Tupac fans who were saying that Tupac wasn't like-- Oh, yeah, yeah. We were just confused. It's just like-- And you guys are also naturally awkward, so I think just to see an aggressive man and then two awkward guys on camera, everyone's going to assume that you were-- But also like, it's us just being like, okay, like do you, maybe you're just yelling about bullets or something? I'm not quite sure. Well, I mean, you guys have been in Maxby's house to play Scrabble, so I can't imagine you're intimidated that easy. Oh my God, I was so scared of tax yelling about Tupac. Did he have the studio set up in there yet? Yeah, oh yeah. He did, right? That was basically the-- That was it. Do you have any Maxby stories, why? He was just literally, he would pass out drunk like dead on the floor every single time. What? Maxby? I think I still have a photo too, I think. And I put Al all over it. Did he touch it in Miami? Oh. That's rude. And now he got-- Max was so upset with us and his people were so upset with us, besides Karen. Like, Karen was like happy that we were there and doing our sketch, but the guys were just so unhappy with us even being there that he kicked us out halfway through the sketch. Oh my God. That's in the house. That's there. That's it. I didn't fear for my life, I'd make that the artwork clear. No. I'm not going to step on any Maxby's house. I also got yelled at for, I let somebody in his apartment without looking in the people. Bad choice. That'll do it. That's probably standard 101. Oh no. Yeah. I admit that was not great. And he lived like in the middle of the Bronx. Yeah. On Sedgwick Avenue. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Lovely. Maxby. Probably not a good way to just let someone in, you know. I don't know. I felt very friendly. Yeah. Very friendly atmosphere. I mean, he was a friendly guy. The rest of his career-- He's alive, by the way. Max. He is a friendly guy. Why are we talking? I'm the guy. No, he might not be friendly anymore. Gail could have changed him. We don't know. Can you guys get him on the phone? Do you get him on the phone? I know. I was really closer with French than Max. I never-- Are you still closer with French? He is super close. French of the Montanas. I just went on to Atlanta with him a couple episodes ago when I had the whole fucking Delta story. Oh, yeah. He was poor. Yeah. He was. Now, does he have any connections to France or to Montana? Yeah. Well, he's from Morocco. Rocco, which is not either of those places. They speak French, yeah. Yeah. Okay. So that's where it came from. I have proudly listened to French Montana in both Montana and France. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's actually-- Lightbrag, yeah. Marissa, where have you listened to French Montana? In New York and New Jersey. Cedric Avenue. Cedric Avenue, yes. Gileau. Gileau. I'm going to try to call Joe to see if he's taken a moment from working out with Dreya. Oh, my God. It's legs day? I had legs day today, and I am so exhausted. Can we hear this? Yeah. Yo. Yo. Joe picked up. David, can you turn that up a little bit? We're on the podcast live right now. All right, good for you guys. No, we have-- it's the real here. All right. Hi, it's the real-- What's up, Joe? It's up, Joe. Can you hear them? We're new to this-- Phone call thing. Phone call thing. Oh. I hear everybody. Am I being recorded? Well, podcasts are typically recorded, so yeah. Yeah, but aren't you supposed to say before you record someone you're being recorded? I said you're live on the podcast. I missed that part. My apologies. How's LA, or Las Vegas, or what the fuck you are? Oh, for my friend Dick. LA is like-- LA is cool, I made a lot of cool drug dealers and escorts and prostitutes out here. Ooh, save me some of the drug dealers. Oh, no, I'm not saving you any of the drug dealers. That's another thing you just said. All right, to the list, you got it. Joe, you sound like you're hanging out at like the Greyhound station. Oh, it wasn't on a speaker phone. Is it better now? Yeah, it's over there. Can somebody take Marissa's mic? Fuck you. We're doing great here, Dick. I'm very disappointed that I'm not there, and I'm very disappointed that Laurie Norma Risa, though we have a group podcast text and for me that they were calling me to record me for the podcast. But y'all should have a lot of shit to talk about this week. We do. Do we? Yeah, the whole-- What do you want us to talk about? I'm glad I'm not there for any of this meek stuff. Oh, my God. Like, I thought that this was a great time for me to be away and for y'all to do it. It's too much happening in hip hop. Knowing meek's track record, you might get another shot, so I wouldn't take this one. And listen to my theory. I have-- oh, no, I'm getting trouble getting on. No, no, no. No, no, no. I can't talk back. I'm freely on the phone. Y'all hype about our little entertainment weekly shit, but y'all trying to get me to stir shit. Gotta have a follow-up. [LAUGHTER] Oh, y'all so cute. Nah, I'm not going to say anything about me, but I do have a theory. Other than that, though, this is great. 2016, hip hop, royal rumble, everybody's fighting. I love it. I'm not saying anything about anybody. I love everybody. I'm in a leg shaking my ass and getting my dicks up, and y'all have a blast out there. Or at the same time. Very funny. Rory, I see you trying to be permanently funny. [LAUGHTER] And you're like, I see the strides that you're making, and maybe one day, but I don't think you're funny. Joe, I think I'll live. Joe, are you coming out of SOBs for the live podcast? [LAUGHTER] I hope I don't have to come for the-- so Rory told me that we sold half the mini tickets and then Marissa text mad 12-year-old emojis. [LAUGHTER] And mad excited about it. So-- I said, oh, my god. [INTERPOSING VOICES] So wait, what day is that? February 2nd? Yes. So February 2nd, SOBs, Rory and Marissa have convinced me to do some type of live podcast that people think is a Joe Biden show, and they're going to be very disappointed when they get there. [LAUGHTER] That's fun. I've told everyone that you're performing your catalog, and it's entirety. [LAUGHTER] Mm. Mm. While you're kidding, I really do think that Marissa should be performing liquor or not. I completely agree with you. I'll perform tequila vodka, honey. I won't perform. No, no, no, no. That's not your hit. [LAUGHTER] It is a hit. That's not your hit. Nobody knows. That's all for you. That was the one on hip-hop TX. Yeah, it got two stars. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, what the fuck is you throwing at? That was the real doing up to you. You know, they just came up to hang out with us. Once again, we're-- It's the real. Not the real. The real is the syndicated women's talk show. [LAUGHTER] No. All right. So it's all right. What's the real doing up to you? All right. They don't know. They don't know what they're doing up here. Are we promoting something? Are we talking about something? Did Rory and Marissa feel very insecure in my absence? So they needed somebody. What's happening? I thought I was here to meet Machine Gun Kelly, and he is not here. [LAUGHTER] Marissa, what did I tell you about those promises? [LAUGHTER] I got to speak to him earlier, though. Oh, body and her name dropping. [LAUGHTER] Elbow surgery. Yeah. All right. Well, listen, I don't want to talk to you all. [LAUGHTER] We have one. The streets want to know if you're raising Dreya's newborn and that. Wow. [LAUGHTER] What are you talking about? That's what the streets want to know. Oh, my God. So wait really quick. All right. Rory lured me into a story. [LAUGHTER] All right. Wait. So I'm in LA, and this is very different. Oh. Oh. I don't tell you. Oh, man. Already. That this is different. But I guess because I'm in LA for an extended amount of time, I'm seeing some things that maybe I didn't normally see. So the gym is like the only place that I can be safe. [LAUGHTER] These niggas out here just wouldn't push in the ass. I don't know what these niggas are doing. I don't know what no part of it. So I go to the gym and, you know, Dre is a fucking whatever she is, social life, whatever you call a person. In my caption, I don't say shit about her. I don't want nothing to do with none of the LA TMZ gossip. It's a gym and she's pregnant. No way somebody could become fucking Dre who's pregnant who just fucking whatever she's going to do with the homeboy. Sure enough, I'm fucking pregnant Dre. I'm raising the unborn kid. I'm doing all types of wild shit. So don't you worry, I'm bringing my ass home. Because of Dre? Why? Soon. No, idiot. No, because I have confirmed my theory that LA people and New York people are just very different people. And while I love LA and LA people, I'm a New Yorker. [LAUGHTER] Words, son. Yuri. I'm a New Yorker. So it's very hard for me. Last night I was talking to a woman I met on the phone, right? I'm sorry. And last night I was talking to a woman that I met on the phone. We were talking to a phone. I thought you met her. I didn't meet her on a phone. That's how you all do it. Yeah, yeah. Because you all do it. But listen, I'm talking to what I met on the phone, right? Her and I have dinner plans. Ooh, fancy. She calls me to say, what's your address? I give her the address. She tells me she's three minutes away. So what do I do? I go downstairs because I'm considerate. I go out there, I'm down there for like 30 minutes smoking, doing nothing. Do I call her to be back and say, Sam, where are you? And she said, I'm waiting for you to give me the address. What? That is what this 31-year-old woman said to me. This is what I'm dealing with in L.A. Did you give her the address? You know what, Roy, I almost hung up on you on my pocket, but I'm not going to do that. I wish I was there to hear you and Marissa and it's the real weekend. I wish I was there. I'm going to show you all the hold it down. It's raining over here. Is there snowing over there? No, this is cold. As fuck. All right. All right. Y'all got the hose? Oh, yeah. It's lit. Yeah, exactly. So since you don't have the hose and it's not lit, I'm going to go back to doing what I'm doing over here. Roy, before you go, you should know that Rory's drinking white wine on ice. From Dwayne. I tell you, hey, I tell you everything Rory is doing without being there. I have my last question. Are you going to tease the gunplay Johnny's story from Vegas for the next podcast or do we have to keep that to ourselves? Oh, my. I am in Johnny has to guess on the show next week. Of course. Yeah. That would make sense. This story is one of the greatest stories that Joe Button has ever told. People know me. But I embellish a pretty good story. I'm not even going embellish this. Oh, man, you ever take a nigga? I'm going to just get this is my little piece. You ever take a nigga who is naive to the universe and then put him in Vegas? I can't say that I really have that experience in my life. No, my nigga. Do you know Johnny? So this is funny Johnny, Johnny in Vegas. With me. No, Johnny was so appalled and offended that the girl he wanted to fuck with charging. In Vegas, I did not believe it. He's sitting there. Oh, my God. He texts me. This bitch is talking about five hundred dollars. That's pretty good, right? That's okay. I'm not giving that girl five hundred. He was, oh, man, and that right there is the start of an amazing story. Judging by the pictures, it looks like he paid that five hundred dollars. Oh, I paid it. Joe, did you see, Joe, did you see Molly Moll when you were down there? I'm all, I'm all right here. Is the monkey there? What monkey? He's like a bunch of pet monkeys. He's like a whole zoo. I don't know. You're a friend, Moll. Joe. Oh, I thought that's what he was asking me about. I thought he was asking me about my friend. Why would he ask me about someone who's not my friend? That's just, I don't know. I don't get it. So I haven't seen, I don't even know the person that you're asking me if I show up. I might have seen him and just don't know what he said. I don't know him. So beard. I hope that answers that. Oh, you're in a much greater space. So I've tried to hang up 80 times and every time I do, y'all say, "Hey, one more thing." You can go. So is there anything? No, I think we're just four more people are going to talk about the Oscars and if we should boycott it. We can get it really awkward in here. Can Joe do the "Hey" for the opening of the podcast? It's all right. You got to do the "All Right." Oh, but wait, really quickly, oh, now I'm doing one more thing. Hey, how do we feel about this? I feel like this Oscar conversation happens every year. Yeah, it's just like... Wow, hot take. Hot take. Yeah, no, honestly, I feel like it happens every single year, this year it does seem like more people are speaking out. But I'm late to the party. I just saw it this morning, the Aunt Viv video. Yeah, I mean, that just happened last night, but I liked that the president actually put out a statement. Cheryl, I want to say Isaac says her last name and she said that they're going to add more people to the board and really try to diversify it more so that there is better options and nominees and stuff like that. What do you mean by "people"? Marty, Marty, Marty, Marty, Marty, Marty. Hey, listen. Oh, wait. I just remembered this. I got four white people at my podcast and you're all about the fucking uh-uh. That is the Joe. That was the punch line, Joe. Yeah, Joe. None of us have a problem with how the Oscars are run. We all voted actually. Yeah, I totally missed that until I heard Marty say, "Well, don't lose either getting together, some black people will help," and I'm like, "Oh, white people I'm talking to over there." They're believing all the stuff that the people will say for black people to shut up. I mean, she's black herself, so I feel like she wants to at least make an effort. Yo, uh-oh, the Aunt Viv fuck Will Smith. No, he got her, like, boy cotted and that's why she hates him. But did he get her boy cotted because he fucked it? Because he fucked it. Yeah, you're missing. You're missing my question. Well, according, I mean, it could have been, but according to her story, it was that, uh, they were all going to go for a pay raise together and she, they knew that. Is that what they call it? He left her out to dry, and then she got the fuck up. Maybe he wanted to fuck, and she tried to charge him 500 hours. Yeah, so I'm saying that pay raise is better than it. I'm, I, well, I'm glad that you guys are practicing your funny routine, but I'm just trying to get. Hi, funny. Oh, well, well, Rory's got a shot. If he keeps up at this Golden State Warriors pace that he's been on the last month. Yeah. He's going 72 and 10 this year. Whatever, Roy. Yeah. Fuck it. I'm watching that video. I mean, I, that was a question I asked myself. See, I never really knew why dark skin on the left fresh print. I was so young. She got you. Didn't you know how old is Joe Joe's what? 40. Give her take. Mm. See, this is why I don't like being on my head because the humor changes like I don't even like that. They're not nice. Whatever. Anyway. Joe. I'm the only one about that on this shit. So y'all can talk about it. Seriously. The one last thing though, do you want to debate Bryson Tiller and Tory Lane's part two right now? That was the worst podcast I ever figured we'd go for part two. That was the worst podcast ever recorded in the history of podcast and I never thought I would say it. Oh, man. I never thought I would say it. The one podcast that Mottie is present. Don't talk. No, it was horrible. They love the Kidney streets, be outside at all time. One. No, I just think that I think me and Rory are so alike in one area that we kind of deviated. We got caught in our own shit and deviated from anything that we were really supposed to be talking about. And I'm not even sure both of us under what fucking what debate we were having. Well, that won't happen. I was way dumber after me. Me and Rory. I had to cut it off. Me and Rory that have another recorded or the public to hear. We will continue to be that stupid. We just won't let y'all hear it unless it's. We will only let you hear when Marissa is being stupid. That's her thing. All right. Love you guys. I'm going to spend more money somewhere out here. All right. Toodles. That's a L.A. That's my L.A. Toodles. That was kind of gay. I sort of wanted you to hang up on him for like a power play move. I was thinking about it, but then I thought he was going to say something really dope about Aunt Viv and then he just said that she probably fucked Will. And then he said Toodles. And then he said Toodles. Yeah. We could edit it and I could like pretend to hang up and chop it up. Can we tell you a quick L.A. story? Of course. I went to L.A. what a year ago for business and our manager was like, hey, can you come to this place called No Name? And so we're like, sure, never heard of it. Don't know what it is. It's a speakeasy on Fairfax. There's literally no name. Right. They were going to name it later. Yeah. That's right. I was waiting if this was going to be a podcast show. And so this place is like really, it's popping. It's owned by, by, you know, Ohio's people. No, no. It was owned by like Olivia Amun and Wild, I think. Olivia Wild. I'm just making up stuff. And your relation to Mac Wild's? Not no. Okay. Who was at the Genius Party? He was. He was there. And so it was fucking Rotini. He was at every industry event ever created. Wow. Is that right? Wow. She's named? I think so. I mean, how right? So we go there and it's, it's a night curated by, who was it? Kena. Do you remember Kena? The, the, the... It was like a singer, keyboard player who assigned to the Neptune's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He climbed Mount Kilimanjaro with like Justin Timberlake. And all of them went into Paltrow. So he like got to pick out who was there. And it was like us and it was, who else was there? Like Paris Hilton was there and Neil Hirsch was there, Stephen Merchant. Yeah, it was just a, it was a strange crowd, small crowd. And we're in there. It follows me on Twitter. Oh, for real? Nice. Because of the entertainment weekly thing? Totally. I think I do. Oh, wow. Do you guys DM? No, we haven't yet. No, DM her now. DM her now. Are you talking about YMCMB's own Paris Hilton? Wow. Wait, did you get her to follow? What did you do? Did you get her password? I tweeted that I liked her song and she followed me. Oh, well, that's why. She was like, hold on. Wait a minute. Someone likes my song. Does she like your song? Do I smell a feature? I do. I keep going. So, okay. So we're there. We're in a booth and it's two girls on the outside, Jeff and I are in the middle and we're talking. And the girl that I'm talking to happens to work at Soho House and she starts waving over at the door. I turn and who's walking towards us, but Owen Wilson, right? Oh, he's lit. Owen Wilson walks over, sits in our boots and now is the five of us. And Owen Wilson looks just like Owen Wilson does on screen. Like the broken nose, the whole thing and he sounds just like he does. And so he's like, what do you guys do for a living? And we're like, oh, we're hip hop sketch comedians. He goes, it's fascinating. Fascinating. Wow. You know, I was just reading this long New Yorker article about a guy named Peter Rosenberg. Do you know who he is? Oh my God. We're like, no, I am. Yeah. Like we went to his wedding. Like he lives across the street from us. Yes, we know Peter Rosenberg. And he was just like, gets along with his parents. Really nice guy. Really nice guy. That's the standard. That's it. That's the take away. Oh, you got that from the article? Yeah. So by the way, we think we have to read this article now. Everything we say about like our careers, everything we're saying is hitting and we're just like, we are killing with Owen Wilson. We're just like, he's -- Is this sober? Owen Wilson. So that's the thing. So it was pretty late at night and he was eating like a huge breakfast meal. Yeah. She was like, oh, I think maybe. It's a pino from Dwayne Reed. Yeah. That girl hit me late at night and she was like, Owen loves you guys. But anyway, the next day I hit Peter and I call him and I call him and I call him and he never picks up. And I'm like, what an asshole. Like I'm trying to tell him that Owen Wilson knows who he is, likes him the whole thing. Never picked up, calls us the next day and is just like, hey, what's going on? I know he texted me. He's like, what's going on? And we're like, asshole. Yeah. Owen Wilson knows you and thinks you're a nice guy because you get along with your parents. And then he was able to tell his parents. Right. And they were like, great. This is this. I mean, like it's not like Peter, you know, Peter gets along with his parents. He doesn't get along with his friends. Apparently not. Yeah. Clearly. Or his podcasters. Right. Wow. I saw him in person ones too, but I don't think we, I don't think we spoke. Do you follow each other on Twitter? No, but we follow each other in real life. Not real. It sounded better. And then I met Aziz and sorry the same night and he was a douche. Mm hmm. But then I met him again and he was awesome. So I don't know. I don't know what happened. Somewhere, somewhere in the middle. It was like an SNL night and he wanted to be all cool, I guess. Mm hmm. But then I met him at Hot 97. He's in my house. Mm hmm. Yeah, me. Were you at the after after party? No, we were at the whatever year anniversary or the finale, the, yeah, the 40th anniversary and it was the finale at the same time. And it was like, nope, the show party situation. It was cool. That's dope. Yeah. Marissa, my favorite thing about watching Hot 97 interviews is seeing you in the back typing. Yeah, it's become like my thing. I just kind of sit there. You're like a self-perpet, like you're like a meme. Yeah, exactly. There's actually been a couple memes made from the douche faces that I've accidentally made because they don't tell us, like when we're doing them, the, like just the discussion ones that go on YouTube, they don't tell us which we're going to use. It's just always filming. So I assume sometimes like all this conversation is lagging, we're probably not going to use this. So I'll go ahead and eat. I'll go ahead and zone out. Go ahead and just absolutely not pay attention to anything that's happening. And then those are the ones that end up being used and then I look like a fucking retard. Or a star. Or either one, you know, like you could go either way. Wait, so where are you guys getting recognized now, like on the streets, like where are people like you? Entertainment Weekly. Yeah. Beyond that. Actually, speaking of all of that, Skinny Pop, which I was eating in a video on Hot 97. Oh my god. I tweeted about how I was caught eating Skinny Pop and they emailed me was like, oh my god, I can't believe you love us. I'm like, what do you mean to each of us every morning? I couldn't believe it. They were like, ugh. The biggest shipment ever. Like I got the most biggest option I've ever been in my life. I don't know, but it literally made my life. I felt like when I got the shipment today, that was like, made me feel like I made it. That's amazing. Yeah. Do they ship it to Hot 97? No, they ship it to my house. That's dope. Yeah. Like they really care that I fucking like Skinny Pop popcorn. But anyway, back to people that recognize this, I don't know. It's just really random. It's mostly Joe stuff. But there's been random times where I've been like on the train, which is weird because I feel like poor when I'm on the train. What? I don't know. Because I'm in New York everywhere. No, in Jersey. In Jersey, in the light rail. Oh, they have all the light rail. Yeah. Super important. Yeah. Wait, you take the light rail again? I'm like, they can join a podcast. Your pockets are light. Exactly. And so I'm like, oh my god, I love you from the podcast. And then it's more weird because you can't go anywhere. You're just gonna have to train together. So you gotta have like a whole combo about the podcast. I hope that listening people is the worst. No, I mean, it's just awkward because I'm not good at like small talk. I'm actually horrible at it. So how nervous are you gonna be on the second? I don't know. I think I might be okay because all my friends are gonna be there. So they get me up. Do you want to bring some wine from Dwayne Reese? I sort of want... No, you got to bring McCartney, obviously. Yo, shout them out so you can get a free case. Yeah. I can't even... I want to shout everything. I want to shout out Atkins protein shakes. Milk chocolate flavor. I want to shout out Dylan's candy bar. If you want everyone, let me have a free birthday party there. It'd be great for you 12 in the Upper East Side. I would love to have my birthday. I tried to have it there on my 25th and it was like $3,800 for like an hour. Yes. For like five people. It's fucking ridiculous. But they have baby showers there too. And I plan to be very well off when I'm finally fucking get married and have my children and whatever and be in a great place in my career. So I should be able to afford that. Can I say what this is? Sure. Chateau Diana. I mean, I don't want to brag. That's why I want you to say it. You got an email address on here. You have to come up. I think that's where Joe's friend died as a girl. Chateau Diana. That was her stripper name. So what happened that Joe's talking about in the world besides Aunt Viv? I don't even like that making 50 shit. It's just stupid. It's a bit odd to me. I mean, it's just like what Game said. Like really hip-hop has resulted to fucking memes now. Yeah, but like, okay, so to completely agree. I just don't know if I need a game to say that. Yeah, I mean obviously. This game is also doing the same stupid fucking shit. I'll take a meme over a dick print and need it. But at least he does make a good point though because it is kind of ridiculous. And he also made a point about like the only people that are really riding with 50 are like the fucking internet losers that get excited over any stupid little trolly shit. No, I'm not riding with him. No, I don't think so. That's the joke. Sorry, I got all the time. But now like, it's just like the teenagers that are like, oh my god, bro. He's fucking killing you, man. Obituary, he got it. Did he get it? Because he's like a piece of shit. But it's not as funny because he's not making any of those memes. Also, 50, I don't want any problems. So I love you. There we go. So, Meek put out four songs and two of them were like going after. This is one was 50, one was toward, who's your drink? Hello, Marisa. Yes, that was the... Yeah, I wrote about that too. I don't know how I... Our podcast started. Yeah. Hi, God. That was great. Good time. Hashtag podcast. What did Meek say about for the listeners that did not hear Meek's? I don't know, actually, if I remember. Because they were celebrating Martin Luther King Day and did not get to hear it. I feel like Marisa is like just like unwinding after a very long day. It's been a very long day and I'm exhausted. Yeah, Rory's unwinding too. I am. It was very true. It was leg day and leg day is very hard. Is this just because it was the long weekend and you guys are getting back? No, I'm a blogger. Blogger's work on holidays. Okay, blogger. So what did Meek say? I don't know. I didn't pay attention. I just wrote it yesterday and I don't really remember. Oh my God. Sorry. But he was dissing Drake and dissing Raw. Not Ross. 50? Whatever. Did we see 50 putting our record out? If you go to lifeishramandas.com, you can find the article and it'll break down the lyrics for you as well as all the next tape. By the way, I have a real issue with your website on my phone. Why does it redirect? There's all these pop-ups like that. Yeah, I picked the today. Done. Oh, then. Yeah. What type of pop-ups? No, dating pop-ups. No, it was like... It just redirected to iTunes. I mean, iTunes. The App Store and shit. Yeah. There was some very salacious headline that I was just like, hmm, I should check this out. And then it was like, God was like, no, you should not check this out. We should check out this random app in the App Store. Yeah. You know, I fixed it today. Okay. And then figure out if Amber Rose followed Chloe back after he posted it on lifeistramandas.com. Right. Amber did follow Chloe. Thank fucking God. It was Chloe that we don't know. We don't know if Chloe followed Amber. I do like the news that you know. Yeah. You don't know. I mean, it's way more important because those are my two bestie adjaces, Amber and Chloe. Mm-hmm. But Amber, I mean, in case anyone's worrying, does follow me on Twitter. So, I'll just be out there. Chloe knew so much. I'm sort of worried. But we mean Chloe our friends. Like, she knows my name when she sees me in person. So, we have that going for us. Is that a standard of friends? Yeah, obviously. Yeah. You know, because it's French when she was dating French. Ah, gotcha. And now they're still friends. I mean, friendly. He speaks highly of her and vice versa. Okay. I like them together. I thought that was nice. We had a really long drunken conversation about their like, situation ship one time at Meeks. Oh, wow. Full circle. At Meeks Grammy party. Yeah. And it was really sad because Chinks was there too and Malika, Malaya, whatever the best friend's name is. I've noticed. You're asking the wrong guy. I don't know. Chloe crew. I'll check life. It's tremendous. Oh, it redirects. It redirects. Yeah. There's a pop up. I can't get to it. But yeah, I don't know. It's just the longest. I don't even know what we talked about. But it was just long and drunken. They were all really great and happy with each other and then rest in peace, Chinks. Well, anyway. Wait. That's the best. I found the Minkler. I know. It was actually two separate things. I just meant like it just makes me sad to reminisce on that moment because it was a really dope, funny, hilarious, drunken moment. And it makes me sad that Chinks is not here with us to also laugh. Yes. Okay. Well, speaking of rappers that are no longer here. Joe Biden. Oh, yeah, Joe as well. Yeah. I'm looking at the Mink. No, because it redirects. All he said was you ain't really right. I'm like, who's your stuntman? Is this what? Is this his diss back? Seven months later. It was all on my fishermen as you would see the full diss because you're looking at nothing. This is like when your girlfriend brings up old shit and you don't really care about it. I'm not. I'm going to pull it up. How Drake ate Nicki's pussy. No, according to this, it was Rihanna. And then he hit. Well, yeah. They were rumored dating, I think, at one point. Yeah. But why would he bring that up? Well, I don't think he'd want to bring it up about his girl. No, there's like nothing that I don't think there's anything that Mink should be bringing up in this. Well, I mean, and I'll be like, I don't know, man. I probably ate some chicks pussy and she's probably had sex with someone else afterwards. Yeah. But like, you're not dating me. I'm sure that's probably happened before. Yeah. I don't think I just ate a girl's pussy. And then she was like, well, I'm done with sexual things for the rest of my life. Yeah. Sorry. I was just looking at LifeIsTremendiz.com at Amber Rose and Chloe Kardashian, but I'm back. I'm back. Sorry. I heard something. You were eating some girls pussy. Is there any skinny popcorn? Yo, I saw 20% off on this. I did see, I did see Marissa's stunt picture. Oh, with my popcorn? With your popcorn. Yeah. Yeah. It was really lit. But sorry. Yeah. Yeah. All Eric and I got today were closed. I know. In the mail. Oh, well, that's cool. It was helped. Yeah. Shout out to 10 Deep. Thank you for the care package. No, like seriously, that was awesome. That was very nice. It was a really nice surprise. It was. Well, since he's promoting it on our podcast, maybe they could send us some. They should. You guys are number one charting podcast. And we are in entertainment weekly. So 10 Deep, if you would like to send some-- That's that crossover money right there. So to Drake, he said, "Was that my girl tour or the world tour? I do not know what you pussy ends going for. This set 100 K a night when you perform tour, swimming in that good P while you're on tour." And then 50, he said to 50-- No, but you didn't-- the Mario Boys. The Mario Boys. All right. I don't know the flow, really. No, that's why. Gary's supposed to create one. Yeah. To a-- Tori lanes it, if you will. I can't do it now. I can't do it. You know the game, if you post on a rat. You forever rat. We were never with that. I had no money made with that paper, but now I'm dead because you never was dead. And then later he said, "I got 50 reasons say you're taking dick, and it's 50 reasons I should kill her. But for real, I be taking trips with my Philly, got the richest chick she from your hood. Hating on me, I ain't really trippin. Shit, I'm good." He's good. What? He's good. What? Now I see why 50 got so upset. I feel it now. I got to do my mic drop. Mighty Monroe. Oh my God. One time. Never takes the light rail. Only on Tuesdays. But I got a card though, I just want to flip it out there. I did notice. Sorry. Have you guys made fun of Marissa for her house decorations? What, when I decorate every month? Every month. And like, make a huge deal of like-- I'm not aware of this. What is this? What is this? I do it on Snap. I'm not on Snap. So I have two humongous bins under my bed, right? One for the first six months of the year, one for the second six months, and every month I have a theme. So January is like winter slash two years. February, July. Valentine's Day. Fuck you. March is a thing pack a day or all of those things. So I have like a special door hanger, I have like a vase that I put like stuff in, and I have like candles that go with the theme. I have a special cupcake for every month. Right. That, yep. Yes. And they're all themed. And it makes me very happy. Wait, so you make a cupcake for yourself? No, no. I go on eBay. I bid. It's like I go through bidding wars to get these cupcakes. They're not like, they're not like, um, like, no, they're like, uh, yeah, buy baked goods from eBay. They're not like ceramic or something, right? Yeah. You eat a cupcake, I'm a retard. See the, I keep it, um, what do you call it? It's an album. And so that's January. That's February. That's March. But every month has a theme. Oh my God. Yeah. And so like obviously August is a little tough, but I do see shelves for August and June also doesn't have a holiday. Yeah, obviously. Like, I like that you're like, obviously August is tough. Yeah. I was just thinking, like, what are you going to do in August? In September, in case you're wondering, is like fall back to school apples? Oh, no. See that one I get. Well, like, August. Yeah. Right. But I figured you go swimming and stuff like that. So seashells and down by the seashore is the theme. Although I have, you know, it should be like, it should be like dog days and like be like real dry, sad. I think you're round, it should be Joe button. No, like cupcake. Related, yeah. Yeah. No, I don't think I could find any good Joe, but I still haven't even found a seashells cupcake so I'm pretty sure I can't find any good. There's no clue. What are you doing in cakes? Oh, that's a good idea. Mmm. Weird. What am I doing with? Rory and I just went to sweet 36. We did. There was a hook there. Joe button was not there. Yeah. You're confusing to me. It really wasn't. Was there one? Again. If a hookah falls in a club and Joe wasn't there, did it really fall? I did notice that you two are very well groomed. I know it's odd that we're drinking wine. Oh, I get it. I get the segue. Is there a product maybe that you guys have been using? Is this rhyme with Neville? I was just going to say, this sounds like a good place for Bevel. 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Remember Sita's world? Yeah. I just brought it up. Yeah, you do remember that. That's like, I was interviewing Jeezy one time, and I asked him a question. The one? Yeah, the-- Young and Jeezy. Fairly young. Yeah. And I asked him a question about an AK-47. A revolver, a nun. Oh my god. I almost don't want you to like talk, except for when you do drops from me. Yeah. But what's it called? So I asked Jeezy a question about an AK-47 that he goes, "You know what that is?" And I go, "Yes." And then he's popular-- The most popular gun in the world? Yeah. I'm like, there's a million reasons why I would know what this is. Forty-seven reasons, really. And then-- Yeah. Thank you. And then he was like, "I'm going to get you an AK for Christmas." And I was like, "Well, you know, I didn't tell him I was Jewish, but I was like, "That's awesome." Dope. Yeah. Okay. And then a month later, Eric and I interviewed him in Chicago. Mm-hmm. And-- For the WGCI Fest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Our Kelly was headline. Mm-hmm. And that's how we were there. We were working it. But-- Yeah. No, it's a-- no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm the world's greatest. Yeah. In my interview, we're like, "Oh, by the way, a month ago, you asked-- you offered to get me an AK for my-- for Christmas." And it's Christmas Eve. And so he goes, "Oh, I don't have one on me now, but my man does." And he pointed across and we were just like, "Oh!" We're like, "Well, I don't know how we're going to get down. I'm playing." And this went from zero to 100 really quickly. Also, we tried in the interview to get him to read the alphabet, which you thought would be hilarious because you'd be like, "Hey, D." But he just did too. He absolutely knows. No. As any rapper, like, ever really been offended at the things you guys ask? Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which story can we tell? Some of them are like not good to tell. There's one DJ who had a real problem with something we did. We can't tell that story. Can you mail it to me who it was? Yeah. How about just after? Yeah, yeah. Well, we'll text it to you. She's going to put it on, "Life is Tremendous." It's fine. No one can get there anyway. Do you want to tell the other one, or should we not? I think you should now. We're already here. What's that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We finished this whole bottle of wine by the way. It's fucking juice. Yeah. Chateau, Diane. Really? Yellow Wolf came into MTV. We were doing... Our absurdist interviews aren't... They're like in the roasting tradition. We have fun. They have funny answers. Everyone has a good time. It's unexpected. So we know that Yellow Wolf is coming in. It's on the day that his album comes out. He's already been to Hot 97. Comes in a bad mood. And we're like, "I don't know what the morning show is done to you." Well, no, but it should be said. So his team had been reaching out for months. They were like, "Oh, we have to make this happen. Next time he's in town, we've got to make this happen." He loves you guys, gets you guys. We're like, "Oh, great. Well, this is going to be easy. We're sold beyond belief." But if he gets who we are, then we should definitely do our bit. We should just go in. Yeah. And so we sit down with him. He comes in. He's like, "Not super friendly at first." And so, you know, we do our intros and we shout and we stick the microphone in their face. And, you know, everyone from like, fabulous to... Even Wale had a good time. But like, Questlove, everybody... Stevie Wonder. Stevie Wonder. Yeah. Everyone gets it and gets along with it. Yeah, I really always enjoyed every single MTV in it. Thank you. They're really... I know, yeah. They were really funny. So thank you. So we do that and he shoves the microphones out of the way and we're like, "Oh, yeah, good start." And so then Eric asks the first question, which is like a fairly innocuous question. Yeah, we're going to start off soft and it was something about like skateboarding, whatever, whatever. And then Jeff went. So my first question... Just throw Jeff under the box. Oh, yeah. No, listen. My first question was, "Everybody knows that all white rappers are the same. Do you ever look in the mirror and see Eminem?" Now, that's the point when he freaked out, threatened to punch us in the face and stormed out. Oh, no. But the last thing he said as he was running out was, "You can't out hustle a hustler." And we were like, "Why would you even try to out hustle a hustler? That's not what we're going to do." And they were like, "Oh, we have to calm them down. You're just going to get violent." And so like, Interscope was like apologizing. They were like, "We didn't prep them. I'm so sorry." Now, it's a good thing that we didn't go on any further because... What were the follow-ups? My next question was going to be, "Last year you signed to Eminem's Shady Records. Did you ever seriously consider signing to Bad Boy since you have the same haircut as Cassie?" That would've went away really well. Definitely got punched in the face. I was going to have him re-enact scenes from Sweet Home, Alabama. Because he's from Alabama. And then we're going to do redneck jokes. Like, on top of each other. Why don't you guys prepare for us like that? That would've been great. Oh, this here? You might be a redneck if you've got more cars in your garage than in your front of your car. You might be a redneck if you have more cars in your car than you do in your back. You might be a redneck if you have more redneck. You might be a redneck. Until his head exploded. Yeah, I know. That sounds like a great plan. Because we thought he liked us. Listen, we're very good interviewers. So, and the funny thing is that that night we ran into Bunby who was an actual friend of ours outside of Sirius. He was heading in and we're like, "Can you believe this yellow wolf that you know, say he was going to punch us in the face?" And then he was like, "Well, you guys are very punchable faces." Like, "That's a fair point." Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that happened. There was another time this, you know, we won't say his name, but this DJ was really not happy with us and grabbed us up and threw a drink, and not just like through the contents of the drink, but through the glass in my face. So that was fun. One of them had just gotten out of jail. Yeah, his buddy had gotten out of jail. So every DJ ever. Yeah. And then there was the other one when I was in Paris. I know how to say I'm a girl in French. Oh, no, no, no. Montana? It's like, what happened in Paris? No, there's, there is a very popular rapper out there who got on a very popular radio station and went off on us for no reason. And yeah, that happened. And that was, that was no fun. They're over there or they're from here? No, from here. Jeff, Jeff was in Paris at the time. I was here like checking out the link and watching this and like why? It was on Life is Tremendous. Yeah, Life is Tremendous.com. Life is Tremendous is gonna get so many hits. I know. Your server's gonna, no, your server's gonna come down. Like nobody's reaching your website and bloggers don't have days off. So exactly is lit. What did you do to this gentleman in Paris? We didn't do anything. Yeah, hold on. What? First of all, pause. Yeah. And, and Jeff was in Paris. Yeah. On vacation. Yeah. I was with nobody. I went to his hide. I was on show, huh? Did you really? Yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's awesome. Did you perform songs? Like what happened? He did perform such songs. He did breathe. Oh my God. Oh my God. He said, what did he say? He said his Marissa. I was like, do you know Marissa? Marissa? Like, um, yeah. She's amazing. Something about Marissa. I just don't remember why. Yeah, it just was that. That was amazing. No, I don't think it was that. It was something though. Hey, Marissa. Yeah. Yeah. No, I did go to a title, I was on show. The, someone in the audience screamed, um, uh, no flex or motherfucker. And I was like, that's, that's not this guy. And I don't know what that means. Amazing. Is that the pissed off rapper? Yes. But we had that, we had the Migos up to our podcast. Um, like it was one of the, the first podcast that we had done. And you know, it is for the most part food related. So those guys for the most part, they couldn't get a reservation at Fort Ohio. So we decided, I think me and Joe booked the whole place. So, um, but we had them do, uh, uh, well, no, so, so they, they are going to come over and we're like, what? We're going to make them like hamburgers or something like that, right? And, how do you associate Migos with hamburgers? Well, because it is a thing. We think that, um, very, very street dudes like hamburgers. No, they just don't like taking chances on food. And so we're like, all right, let's just get the most like basic thing. No, that's not basic because you have to like quick cook the meat. Like they don't know how you handle it or shit like that. People don't need to like to eat. Oh, Madi is from the streets. And she knows. She knows how this comes. The thing is Marissa is not it's body. Exactly. So we're like, and all the men that she's dated. So we're like, we're like, we're like, we'll make them hamburgers. We get a, we get a, uh, email from the representatives, like, you know, 30 minutes before and they're like, hey, instead of that, can we get fried pork chops, fried chicken, chicken, ribs, uh, gravy, and mashed potatoes. Yeah. Yeah. We're like, I don't know what kind of operation that you think this is, but we're not getting that bevel money. Well, 20% off you promo code, Joe. So we, um, really, you guys should have like three promo codes. You should have the Marissa one, you should have the Rory one, and you should have the Joe one and see who's the most popular, who is the most popular podcast among people who don't like shaving, uh, you know, and gang bumps. That's right. Yeah. Madi can guarantee she will retweet every single person that even mentions her. So exactly. It's, it's, it's shades above the skin. So it doesn't, I don't know. I don't have the problems. You just read this. That's true. I was in a zone when I read it. So I don't actually know what I said. So, so the Migos, Migos come over and oh, so we're like, I don't know what you think. This is, we're not going to cook this in like half an hour. And so we went across the street to this place called Texas rotisserie. Right. They misspelled on the sign though, and it says Texas rotisserie. Yeah. Which is great. And so it's been, and by the way, it's been that way for like seven years. They're going to join me every day. So we, we, we bring it back. We lay it out and everything looks like an amazing spread. Yeah. And then they come in and they tear it up. No, Quavo looks down and he goes, not crispy enough. And so for an hour, it's sat there in between us. Oh my god. So after they left, we had a very cold meal, very quiet meal. No, it didn't sound like it was sad. I was happy to eat that. I was at a radio station in Philly, like the day after Sandy a couple of years ago, right, right when Miik dropped his album and him and all his friends came to like, those two things connected. Well, hold on. He was straight to the top. Miik did say that, that his album didn't sell well because people couldn't get to the stores and buy it. But it's still been pretty well, though, considering that there was a whole hurricane in his hometown. And they came and we lost all his friends for like five minutes and we left and we went and found them and they were like tearing apart the kitchen, eating every single thing in the radio station's kitchen and all their Halloween candy. Ah, for the churrin? Yeah. Damn. It reminded me of that story. That's the whole story. I have a good Kanye West story. Something to do with food. Yeah, go ahead. Prove it. Oh, I have a cool one too when you're done. I was interning at Def Jam at the time for for Gabby in when she was the GM of Def Jam. Hashtag Def Jam 25. I love Gabs. Gabs curse me out one time on an email. Wow. I'll tell you about that story in the other time. Another timing right after this. Gabby cursing someone out via email. So I got to go to like way cooler meetings than most interns just because Gabby was general manager. So I'm in a meeting on a Thursday just thinking it's a regular meeting. I'm going to take notes. Kanye West walks in. Well, what era are we? This was the Rosewood era. This was right before he was in a suit. He was in a black and white suit. He had a child with him who was dressed who was dressed identical to him carrying his bag. Oh, in accessory. Yes, I believe he purchased the child from Louis Vuitton. Comes free with him. It's maybe 10 30 in the morning. Oh, too early to see this. The child opens up the duffel bag. I'm sure of some brand that I cannot afford and puts a blanket on the conference table in Def Jam. Why wouldn't he takes out chalices? I want to say the words. The word is the medieval. Yeah. And pours him water in there. And he proceeds to say I am parched. Wait, after the water or before? After it's poured. The child knew he was parched. A publicist who I'm not going to say the name of, but I'm sure you all know him. He's a very, very, very, very popular publicist. I just came back from Mexico and had a tote bag with a painting of the Virgin Mary on it. Sure. And he says, is that your bag? And the fellas said, yeah. That's a peasant bag. What? Be a king. Wow. And then proceeded with the meeting. Oh, that's really nice. And on top of that, he said, I want everyone to be in suits tomorrow in black and white suits. Everyone here needs to be black and white suits. And I want to change the font of the emails at Def Jam. Yeah. That is like rock star shit. I want I want a different font when I receive emails. Did any of that happen? Did you guys? So the next day where he shows up in his suit. No, I didn't show up in a suit. I actually asked Gabby. I was like, I doubt I'm going to see him again, but like, do I need to come in a suit? No. So the next day, they did something like super special for all the assistants and the interns at Def Jam. They didn't tell anyone they brought us all into the conference room. And in comes Kanye again in the same suit with the same child. I hope he at least got the child suit drag clean. How old did you say the child was? 9 or 10. Old enough to know better. And then here comes in executives. I'll tell you guys off air, which executives it was. Executives coming in like they found the depths of their closets trying to find suits to put on. They looked horrible. But then he played us all of my beautiful doctors at fantasy, which was great. At that time, it was called Donda's boy. Runaway was 20 minutes long, maybe. The concept was it was like 10 records and all were going to be super, super long. All the lights didn't have Rihanna. It was him singing the whole time. It was an interesting day. Were you like, this is definitely what everything in the music industry is like. Pretty much. Yeah. Exactly. My Kanye stories were shorter, but it was the same era. He put out the album already and he came to flex. He did that whole night long take over that one time. We were at the studio and he had a naked, like his shoes were like a painting of a naked woman. And so I was just casually chatting with him in the hallway. He was just really chatty that day. And he was like, hey, look, when I bend my shoe, it looks like the woman is moving. And like he just stood there for like five minutes bending his shoe back and forth. And I was like, you just don't understand. Wow, that's crazy Kanye. So that was one time. And then a year later, less than a year later, was the Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay shoot for Big Sean. And I knew that it was happening because I want to say Dana had tweeted about it or something or I saw that it was happening. So tell me that you wore shoes with naked women on that. I did not. There's no, there's no connection to these stories. No, I didn't. But anyway, so I hit Dana and I'm like, hey, can I come cover it for the blog, but shout out to Dana, by the way, it's fucking most amazing person ever. Love it. And she was like, oh yeah, sure, you could definitely come. So I go to the shoot, right? And they put their, we're in this room and there's like Kanye behind a glass screen and he's shooting his scenes or whatever. And they're playing-- It's a glass screen. Um, I don't know. Oh, I guess there's not really a thing, right? Glass window? They're playing, watch the throne. And so I'm talking to the people around me. I'm like, is this Frank Ocean? They're like, yeah, he's on two tracks on this album. And I'm like, oh, and they're just telling me all this information. I'm assuming that I'm with other bloggers because I was invited to this shoot. No one's told-- Because there's never a day off with blogging. Well, I guess, obviously, right? And no one told me like, this is like private information. Like, these are execs. Like, no one told me any of this stuff. We're just casually all chatting and they're offering up all this great information about Frank Ocean on the album. So I'm like, oh, wow. So then I'm taking pictures. Everyone sees me taking pictures of Kanye. Shitty pictures, by the way, because it was through the glass screen. So I hate taking pictures. Right. I mean, who's done, right? So I tweet. I'm like, holy shit, heard, watch the throne. Crazy, like, Frank Ocean's on a twice. Exclusive. Right. But I'm thinking it's OK. So Def Jam retweets me. I wasn't sure who-- I'm not sure who was running me. It wasn't Amaya at that time, that's before Amaya. So there we're all in. Elliot Wilson's retweeting me, of course. And so the next morning, I wake up to, I think, Dana telling me like, Kanye has pissed the fuck off that the photos are up on inflexveetrust.com and your tweets are up. And it was this whole thing. And then I get an email from Gabby later in the day, which really hurt my heart because me and Gabby were like cool because of Joe and everything. And she's like, and here I am thinking that we could trust you at a private listening to whatever. And I was like, oh my God, I really didn't mean to be a bad person or like try to flex or anything. Like, I legitimately thought this is like, OK. And of course, I deleted everything and I apologize profusely. Oh my God. I don't think Gabby remembers that when she sees me because she always reintroduces herself every time, which makes me happy because I'm like, all right, Gabby, you don't know that you hate me. Well, no, I'll remind her next time. So hey, Gavs. Gabby did threaten everyone, every assistant and insert in that room. Yeah, I was really bad. She said, no tweets. We have all your Twitter. Like she had someone parked outside my mother's house. She was like, nobody better fucking tweet. We have all your Twitter accounts, which I was like, highly doubtful. Highly doubtful. My Kanye story is that Kanye hired me to be his videographer for his first Grammys. And it was really nice. And everyone treated me very well. What's your story, Jeff? What? That's did that really happen? Yeah. Oh my God, that's me. Were you also there? No, but I did meet him once. Thank you, Eric. I do have a good Kanye story, but I wasn't there for it. But I do have a good Kanye story, which is that he went around the room in an office. He like asked every single person, what's the best brand in the world? And every single person had to respond. It's like, I don't know, like Coke or something. Gabb and yeah, Joyce Leslie, life is tremendous. And he says, Christianity. Why? It has the best spokesman and the best logo. That's what Kanye said. Which, by the way, not untrue, not untrue, pretty accurate. Are you guys offended? Are you guys weren't there? No, we weren't there. And no, no, please, I get AK-47s for Christmas. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, we celebrate Jewish Christmas. We go, you know, do you guys do that? Do you guys get a tree? No, no, no, Jewish Christmas, Chinese in a movie. What? Yeah. You don't know this? They go to, they get Chinese food. Oh, oh, yeah, I've gotten Chinese food on Christmas once. I'm not Jewish though. Wait, you're not Jewish? What? What kind of? What's the opposite of Tremendous? Yeah. What kind of cupcake do you get for a Christmas? It's a Christmas cupcake. Well, that's pretty anti-Semitic. Geez. I have three Christmas cupcakes, actually. So they go in various places instead of the one customary cupcake spot that I have for everyone. Is one Jesus? One is Mary and Mary. No, they're all like snowmen and like, icicles and shit. Marissa, what is the charming name that you've given your brother? Farquad. Why did you know that you came with? Is Farquad come into, well, it's usually SOBs on February 2nd. It's Farquad, not Farquad. It's about SOBs. Because his name is Mark and when we were younger, this kid in the neighborhood used to call him Marcus Fargas did Lidley Arcus and he used to get so pissed and it would be so funny. The streets are so cruel. How did he survive? Was this on the light rail? This was just in Ford's New Jersey. And then sometimes it would be too hard to say all that at one time. So I just started calling him Marcus Fargas and then it became Fargas and then it became Fark and then it became Farkwad, Fargwad and all types of different stuff. That's the origin of Fargwad. It's love. I love that kid. All right, well, I think we can wrap up after that because that was a good segue over here. I wonder if he will come. I think he'll come. My dad's coming and he's wearing a shirt with my face on it. Why are you gripping the face? Oh my God. If he bends the shirt. Well, I call him. It's actually my cheerleading photo from when I was in Bearcats when I was a kid. So I look amazing. What is Bearcats? It's the... Do I dare ask? No, you don't know what Bearcats is? Pop Warner? Pop Warner? I know Pop Warner. Yes, that was our football team's name and the cheerleaders of Bearcats. Wait, so why would any of us know Bearcats? You're asking if I know the mascot of the Pop Warner team in Ford's New Jersey and what they call the cheerleaders? I forget that it wasn't everywhere and that it was just us because when you're a kid, you think that's the whole world. But you're not. What I want. But you're not. And I don't know if everybody had a Bearcats. I don't know. So the Bearcats just played the Bearcats everywhere in the world? Valid point. I think there's a Bearcats within us all though. Do you want to make the Bearcats think the artwork? It's a great photo. Oh my God. Three things before we sign off or whatever. One, people should check out a waste of time with It's the Real on SoundCloud on iTunes. It's a lot of fun. We have rappers come over our apartment. They have a dinner for the most part. And it's good. When you guys are going to have $10 something. Really? Oh, they suck it yet. That's crazy. It's a label. We need to go through Marissa. We got them so easily. Do you know $10? Why would you ask? The second thing I want to shout out is February 2nd SOBs. Hey, that's us. You guys are going to be there live. I know those guys. Performing. Performing. Performing. Look at her not live. Now you have another thing to add to your rabbit to Marissa. You have the bevel ad. Oh, yeah. Oh, you should perform that. I don't know if the public, you know, it depends what the crowd wants. They're trying to sell you. Yeah, you can do the Meek Mill disc. And the third thing I just want to shout out. Chateau Diane. Absolutely. Look, throw us that promo code. Promo code sad. Yeah, check out It's the Reels podcast. I personally love the Sycamore episode that they just did. I love Sycamore. You could listen to the Joe button one if you haven't already. You may be hungry afterwards because I certainly was. Oh my god. But I cried in Sycamore's bathroom one time. Really? That's right. Well, it might have been Rich Hill's house. I don't know whose house it really was, but they had a New Year's Eve party there. And I was like one week out of my breakup with my ex-boyfriend. And everybody was really happy. And everybody else celebrating on the East Coast because, you know, it's three years, three hours later in LA. And so then I just went in the bathroom and cried by myself for a while. And then I came out and I had some like one time. Oh, well, you should have had Chateau Diana, a family owned winery along Pride Creek Road in beautiful Sonoa County. Fun events and delicious wines. Visit us for a fun taste to experience 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily. Healdsburg, California. I'll be hosting ChateauD.com. I support family owned businesses. I don't love you guys. ChateauD.com. They should have rethought that. Yo, Rory, on February 2nd, if you're not up there with at least one bottle. I might have to. Hey, fans, if you guys don't bring at least one bottle of Chateau. You guys don't have a good name for your fans. I'll name these fans later. I do like the web, though. You guys can bring me peat rings also, by the way, because I like those. Peat Ring? Peat Ring? The candy? I thought that was the next thing. Peat rings. I have no. All right. Well, this is us signing off. I think that Joe is free to pay $500 for a peach ring. Yo, thank you guys so much for having us. Thank you for joining us. Keep my guy. Bye.