The Joe Budden Podcast
I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 44
While being bombarded with camera's and lights, the trio sits down to discuss the Mount Rushmore of Hoes, Love & Hip Hop, independent vs label, album flops, and few .. "random" stories!
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I had cable go there instead of hotel and I got to see the fucking full episode. Because Merza doesn't have cable, everyone out there. So she was in a hotel. Wonder what she was doing there. Where was this hotel? It was in New York. So let me understand what's going on. So we live in Jersey City. Yes, it is. Which is in Clark. Can I finish it? Which is in close proximity to the Holland Tunnel. It is very cold. Was it bad trying not running? I drive it. My car was with me. Why'd you stay? Why'd you need all down? I bet, well, you didn't book the hotel, so who's hotel wasn't? It wasn't mine. I went on a date because the one that you said curved me and that didn't curve me because we never had plans to begin with. So the guy that curved you? He came to New York for some stuff. He was with his girl in LA. And curved him down. Wait, he was out here. Wait, I want to hear this. This is great. So he came out to New York and I wasn't going to go because I was like... Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. Was he in New York working? Yes, he was working. He wasn't here to see you. Yeah, well, I mean... Okay, so he was here for work. Yeah, at me. What is he doing for a living? Things that aren't your business. Alright, so he took you with the whole story here. No, there's no whole story. He came and he was like, oh babe, I'm in New York, I want to see you. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I really wasn't going to go because I'm really like about only putting effort into things of substance these days and how can it be much if he's in LA and I'm in New York and blah, blah, blah, blah. So then he convinced me after like a thousand calls and FaceTime and whatever. So I went over there and we had like the cutest night ever. Like we went and we spoke hookah and then we came back and then we watched couple's therapy and we like made out like teenagers all the way. I did not tell her to say that. No, but we really did watch it. I think because we were talking about you and that's when I text you and ask you how tall you were because we were like debating how tall you were and I know it was the gayest conversation ever. And it was just really cute. Well, Joe's gay now. So maybe that's cool. Maybe it's acquiring. And then his flight was, well, his car service was leaving for his flight at 4.15 AM and his father who also attracted me. Hey, hey, hey, sir. Good line, sir. No, no, no, no. Hey, can I finish? Okay. Let me get my joke off. Okay. Yeah, my car service. Damn, my yo. Yo, it was great to see you. No, that's not how it worked. Yo, but I got it. Get running. Fuck you guys. Anyway, so I helped him pack and then his body. Story is too long. All right. Let's get to the important part of your story. Did you have a whole bag with you? A whole bag? A whole bag. Oh. Do you not know what a whole bag is? No, but a guy that came out of my house yesterday, he had a whole bag with him. Can I say that I am and I didn't plan to talk about this at all. So we're not going to talk about it, but I do respect women who have a whole bag. I just carry a toothbrush. You don't know how to hold her. They're much more tolerable in the morning when they have a whole bag, right? Way better. Morning goes much smoother. It just makes things a lot smoother for the guy if she has a whole bag. She's got her own toothbrush, her own toothpaste. She changed her panties, she's got her own fucking whatever she's going to sleep in. She's got to change her clothes. She's got another change clothes. Makeup lights. She's got makeup. I was going to say, real hose, bring baby wipes, baby wipes, baby wipes, baby wipes. She's got her hairbrush, she's got fucking detergent, she's got everything in the fucking... The odorant. Yeah, exactly. If you're going to hold, no, I'd hold right. So I want to encourage all the women out there to pack. A quick PSA. And men, because men end up at places too. When I had a car I'd hold back with me all the time. What was in your whole bag? It was typically basketball shorts, maybe a clean wife beater. And I wanted to hang out. That's not really a whole bag though. I feel like men need a whole bag because we can always run in any bathroom. Yeah, but like men with like a job in the morning need a whole bag. Clean our fucking pews right quick. That's gross. I mean, I've never... You've never had a real job though. I've never had pews. Okay. What? It's a joke. It's a joke. I'm going to throw her off. I'm going to spend some really weird sexual things with you today. No, no, no, no. I'm not doing that. But so speaking of hoes, last night was that last night? What's today? Today's technically Wednesday. A couple of nights ago, I found myself very busy on a Monday night. I was traveling. I was coming back home. Yesterday. Yeah, that was... No, it's Wednesday. It's a fucking... That was yesterday. So I found myself really busy as I was traveling to come back home on Monday evening. And I was very sad and I was very disappointed because I was going to miss Love and Hip-Hop. Now, let me qualify for a couple of seconds. I have not watched Love and Hip-Hop since before I proposed maybe on Love and Hip-Hop. Maybe like three episodes before that I stopped. Did she say yes? No. I missed that episode. I'll catch you rerun. It's fine. Anyway, fucking off. No, she didn't. We have more equipment here than ever and you're throwing a sword. So I missed Love and Hip-Hop which I was very disappointed about because I was really excited to see Cardi B. I was such a piece of shit. I really considered canceling dinner with my mother on Monday night so I could catch the episode in real time. Well, as you should have. I figured she would understand to see Cardi Christ. The second Cardi B. Queen Cardi. Bless VH1. Who did VH1 affect? I think that Cardi B is about to be like the new voice for the whole. She is. That's what I think. No, no, no. For her. I don't know who the old voice for the whole was. Superhead. No. Nobody liked her. They just were so juicy in her shit. No. Nobody. Like she's not relatable. She didn't speak for the whole. Nobody wants to hang out with her. They just want to hear her fucking whole story. Cardi B is speaking for the whole. Much like Jocelyn Hernandez spoke for the host. Yeah, but like I think this is even on a bigger scale than that. She's on a greater scale. I don't know that yet. I don't know that yet. I don't know that yet. Cat Stacks. Speak for the host. No. No, no, no, no, no. She's another. Amber speaks for the host. Yeah. The whole is love Kim K because Kim K they aspire to. She's like the only hole that made it. Yeah, but she doesn't speak for the host. Like she won't admit. Yeah, but she's graduated so like she gives hope to the host is what I'm saying and I don't mean the call can progress, you know, because I don't know her to be a whole. But the whole aspire to be like her for some reason, even though I think Kylie now for some reason I was on that girl's Instagram page the other day, Kylie. I like her. Although I don't want to like her. Kylie might be the voice for the holes in a few years. She's a voice for the holes now. No, she's not. She might be the voice for those. You need to. She's done. No. Still, she comes from the family of fucking royal fucking thoughts. Like the lineage of thoughts. Like royal thoughts. Who are the royal thoughts? The Kardashians. I mean, they're not thoughts for real. That Marilyn Monroe. Yeah, the Kardashians are like, are we talking about the Mount Rushmore of hoes? Yes. Marilyn Monroe is number one. Like she's George Washington. Yeah. I'm in dollar bill. Yeah. She's like fucking wilt. Marilyn Monroe is the wilt Chamberlain of hoes. Right? I mean, little Chamberlain is the wilt Chamberlain. That bitches the KRS one of dotting. Yeah. She's like fucking grand master flash. All right. Kim K, I'm not calling her a hoe, but she is on the Mount Rushmore of hoes because hoes aspire to be like her. Right. I'm going to throw a quick curveball in there. Paris Hilton. She revolutionized the game. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Kim wouldn't be Kim without her. She did put Kim on. She's a OG. But Kim showed her how to do this, son, so. Yeah, you made a hot line. I made a hot song. Paris Hilton. I'm not wrong. I'm not the Paris Hilton on the fucking Mount Rushmore of hoes. Okay. Who ever saw, man? I really want to fuck her. Paris had a run. When? You're going to tell me Paris Hilton didn't have a hoe? No. I don't think she had a hoe. She was the original Kim. She had like a boyfriend every week. Yeah. It was all like a white woman. And she wasn't hoeing right. Yeah. She signed to cash money. She is. Why do you know that? Because. You know like all the useless ingredients you had. She actually had a good song on it though. I'm going to. So we got Marilyn Monroe, Kim. Amber. Amber, I'm throwing on there. How many? I was on Mount Rushmore 5. He has to be. Yeah. Why do you know Paris Hilton signed to cash money and don't know how many people on Mount Rushmore 5? He went on to Mount Rushmore 5. He has to be. Yeah. Why do you know Paris Hilton signed to cash money and don't know how many people on Mount Rushmore 5. Yeah. Are you serious? Do you know? Yes. Okay. Yeah. I set that number. So I knew a Jayce. So we need two more so we can exit this. It's tough. I still think superhead owes some some word here. She started the book game. Does Melissa Ford get a mention here? Melissa Ford is on there and superhead is not. I'm blowing up. Can we just use one thing for like all of us? Like all of the 90s hoes? No. Wait. Who would have hoes in the 90s? Like Gloria Velez. Melissa Ford. Oh my baby. I know. A little glow glow. I missed that episode of "Loving It Up" talk. Oh my goodness. She wasn't on it. It wasn't on it. That was like a trillion years ago and then she was on camera like yeah he ate it and I don't know. Oh whoa whoa whoa whoa. Yeah. Alright. Alright. We're just going to keep things moving right along since we couldn't think of two more people on Mount Rushmore. Well how do you know? How did it taste? How did what taste? What are you talking about? I was waiting for Cardi B on "Loving Hip Hop" and I didn't see her. No. I was really upset. I ran home, saw a rerun and it wasn't there. I will say though I am enjoying Remy and Papu's way more than I thought that I would. I like to see the different side. Actually not even Remy because I always liked Remy and I've always liked Pap too but you never really knew too much. Pap sounds like a great fucking guy. You know what? He drowns Papu but he's a way better person than all of us. It makes me think when I see him of all the people that have slandered Papu's which he's done quite a bit that should be slandered maybe as have I as have I. No one's beyond slandered. Sometimes the thing is that he says if it wasn't coming from Papu's mouth people may agree with it. Oh that's like with me. Yeah. Yeah. He told me a real like I don't want to say sensitive side but just I love it. Everything I saw from him in episode one I fucking love but anyway so off of that so I was heated and I was steaming and I was so upset that I wasted an hour watching the show and didn't see Cardi beat a whole reason and I'm trying to watch the show so I immediately text the love and hip-hop producers and I say dogs just let me know what episode Cardi is premiering and they said next week. I think that they've gotten enough of those texts to know that people are waiting for her. They know their star. She's being promoted on she's like hosting at her job but she quit that job though. She stopped stripping a month ago bro. I follow her on Instagram. I go to lust right now today and see fucking Cardi be dropping it like it's hot. All right so she so she quit like Nia quit before like Erica quit before I can name a bunch of bijana quit whatever they're doing and they go back I have to ask who is the chick she used to be Tahiri's friend or is Tahiri's friend I fucking forgot she's like Morpheus and different color wigs. Oh Raleigh. Oh you're time are our cheater. Why is she on the show still? Let's be perfectly with Tahiri. She is eating someone's vagina on. I have to know she's annoyed me since what she came on when you came on right? Same time or before. I think she has never had a storyline like ever like what does she do randomly friends with people like now her and Remy mom she annoys the hell. How is she still on the TV show look a good pussy I know she is looking somebody's pussy. I don't know this to be true and what's her name again why can't I don't want the work because I heard you slice people faces allegedly and Roy is a fan and I'm a bitch yeah so so this is in a paisley anything that said Joe is fully responsible oh yeah I'm with the shit I'm perfectly fine with being with the shit but but no I mean she knows she eating somebody pussy on it isn't that a secret I thought she like guys she reminds me of Dr. Mike you don't think that Russia you don't know just usually your brain the one that knows that Paris Hilton is not a cash money you don't think that you don't think Russia you don't eat pussy alright she also has the greatest occupation of all time yeah I actually do look for when she comes on the show because they put her name and then they put her occupation which is stiletto expert oh yeah what the fuck is a stiletto like what does it even mean I have so you have to think that like the first time she was on the producers were like alright what do you want us to say you are like we have to put copy on the screen and she couldn't figure it out well to the rush to her to her defense Russia to own a very popular shoe store in Harlem many years ago and quite a few people have gone by there I know I've I went by that would you know what that girl is an expert I will and I guess the store got closed down or something of this or I don't fucking remember been a really good ex so now she's an expert I guess what does she write when she does she write for various maggies and I don't pretend to know does she do a class but she gonna come for you bruh I don't want that worry up she'll flash her face no call me either um she's like make sure how did you allegedly she allegedly did that because I think she beat the case mm-hmm be the case boys um so outside of that work alright so I just I say all that to say that I really look forward to Cardi B's premiere on love and hip-hop and I get mad when they trick me um Quantico that neither one of you watch um for the listeners out there Quantico there in season one they just had their winter finale um I don't normally watch shows as they air I like to binge watch on uh on demand or you know just wherever Apple TV wherever but this is the only show that I watch as it airs on television um and if you know me you know I've been an advocate of how great this show is I've put many people on the show same way I did uh with power and I got to say hated the finale didn't like it wasn't into it like they tried to twist and turn too much and you lost me somewhere and I got a way to march losing me second with Quantico it's amazing show you should see it I watch um so this is a big deal that the finale was not good because the show was really amazing um but fine I won't talk about anything mature let's talk about let's talk about how high and mighty you are since you've been the best man and a transgender wedding now all of a sudden you're fucking PC Pat and you're mad sensitive towards people's uh issues I just called you a faggot two minutes ago so I'm not that's okay we always fake gay when we started the show so yeah no that's him acting like uh he thinks cuz he went on a oh yeah couples therapy finale well that was the finale I mean how much could you end up like that uh with me is the best man in a transgender wedding with no outfit I was getting killed for my fucking healthy like yo how you gonna be a giant you look like you really went to that house for all wedding the whole season you and Kaelyn looked so homeless but that's really well show always with so much so yeah number one I always look homeless you do number two I enjoy looking homeless you do number three when you are in therapy they say that um when you look that way it's because you're really prepared to do therapy and work on the inside you're not so concerned with your outer appearance which is a problem with most of the humans in the universe all right that that sounds like my fucking what you're on TV don't look like pure shit exactly sorry that I don't care about stuff like that but okay you're so noble all right to more serious things um well no let's not you know there are camera people here and they are filming this is called uh acknowledging the third wall none of us breaking the third wall it's called the fourth wall all of those walls every one of those walls we broke them are see you don't know any of the stuff you sure know but you're not either hit her walls bro record deal or yes you have any walls up right now you know about walls so listen uh there's a camera crew here is a lot of them they're filming uh me who are we normal rissa know exactly why they're filming or why they're here and we just kind of allowed this and one of them has a cape on they could be the sense not really sure how we're supposed to feel about this but whatever um I wanted to say that because if if you hear marissa acting like a weirdo at any point during this podcast it's because marissa is really weird around people so now with that said let's talk about some serious shit here for a minute we're going to talk about something that I uh that's very dear to my heart um that I am screaming passionate about and uh it's going to kind of be a psa because I feel like every time this conversation comes up I don't think the fans have a good gauge as to I don't think the fans have a good gauge in terms of what is deemed a flop and what isn't a flop in the music business right because fans just call everything a flop wait is that accurate I'd say it's pretty accurate if you don't sell fucking 400,000 records in a week then your flop got that that's cool but now so this is in a world where you can get it for free yeah so so this is relevant now because why is this relevant now oh because we're seeing the slew of artists who appear to be upset with their record label um I'm always split on this on this fight um because I you know women just empathize with other women labels empathize with labels absolutely um and especially especially now because all of their employees have probably worked at every label it's like a fucking rotating thing artists are you in Atlantic this week I'll be there next week I I tend to empathize with artists um maybe because I identify or relate to them no I just do so recently we have and it's a shame because I really really enjoyed August I was seen as last project I loved it the uh the debut the testimony yes I like to do I love the joint we push your tea I loved fucking porn star love the joint with fab I just loved it I just loved it that's it and it was one of those joints where I didn't want to love it I didn't want to love it but I ended up loving it so you have August Alsina who I would say that was a respectable debut yeah and we find out what he did on his debut I can I have the internet yeah let's actually fact check for a change I don't know I was watching Cardi B and DJ so far away to go way to go worry we don't normally fact check on this show just because it's much more fun to not know what you're talking about and just say shit but um I would say he had a pretty respectable debut which you would assume would garner some type of support from his label mm-hmm and apparently he doesn't feel as though he's getting that um this is when you can jump in with the gossipy stuff that he tweeted yeah he tweeted um at Def Jam although he made up a fake page he put Def Jam like D E A F to imply that they're not hearing him and I want full credit for calling Def Jam Def Jam D E A F I said this in 04 August originally did 60 I want my credit okay great but he did 67 K wasn't what she was saying oh 67,000 was his last year debut and this week he's on set to do 35 to 40 um anyhow so Jeremiah tweeted Def Jam was again I hearing me and then he was just basically saying that he's upset with his label wait Jeremiah or August not Jeremiah August did the same thing though to we're talking about August we were you asked me about Jeremiah two seconds ago I asked you about all this yeah I heard I said if he did I didn't hear I said oh I was August I didn't even get to Jeremiah yeah August blasted them on Instagram and said that they leaked his I mean Twitter and said that they leaked his album and he's really upset about it and I wasn't quite sure why he was blaming them for the leak I don't know if there's something he knew internally I'm done with you August who has proved himself to be who has shown himself to be rather emotional at times right we can agree with that yes some mapping with his album I guess it leaked it did leak it is like two days he is of the impression that he's of under the belief that his label leaked it or something like that and he went nuts he went wild he said fuck you Def Jam right and didn't delete it either nope he kept it up even after his apology he said it he said it he fucking left it I think more artists should do that instead of deleting or going with I was hacked or you know the bullshit you niggas do but in his letter that he wrote because I was late to the party would find out what's going on he wrote the letter and I read the letter and the letter was like yo I love my music and I work real hard on my music and I just don't you know the fans are being sure change and I speak I speak for the fans so when I'm saying fuck Def Jam it's really just for the fans I get it I get it I totally understand that but if you saying that August is on track to do 30 to 40 yeah 35 to 40 sales plus streaming I think that's great I mean compared he fussing about compared to 67,000 last year he had a hit record last time around and he remixed it with fucking Chris and Trey the fucking two fucking R&B poster boys and he put out a good album and he did 67 so now you hear back around with no label support you feel like I won't say it because I don't know um no record because I haven't heard any record off this album you nope you nope it's an album includes song cry been around the world featuring Chris Brown so I guess I never heard anything was pushing so maybe he's upset that the label's not pushing the singles proper who cares about any of that if you did 67 with help and 40 with no help what the fuck are you mad about alright so that's one right mm-hmm and then you have uh Jeremiah he's on he did 18 yeah oh he should be mad yeah I should be mad it's just a weird time like the R&B our Kelly is gonna do why why why that man I'm thinking about it our Kelly's gonna do 32 to 37 um no I'm just saying like it's weird that it's just is it R&B like is it something with that's going on with that title sign did like 22 like it's all shitty low numbers title sign didn't do 22 yeah he did some yeah he did a little really bad shit for a really great album too I sleep people say that I was great it's really good I haven't listened to it there's shit that I like that I know you would like on that oh send it to me I will um did Jeremiah just theft you yes he did 50 cent did it first on his behalf oh yeah but that don't count and then he echoed what because they priced it at 1899 and target and shit which they said was like fucking unheard of as well so they're upset about that and then um he was just how many was it a double disc right no it's a single fucking album yeah listen to it it's not that low but wait a minute now only cuz I saw a 50 say that only target had it at 1899 I think it was a I guess any retail outlet iTunes was the same price as usual like the 999 or whatever but so maybe I'm thinking that Def Jam had a hard time getting Jeremiah in the target I wasn't in target yeah target is is very picky oh they didn't ship as well that's what he was upset about oh that's by only got six or seven copies apiece corporate offices at Best Buy in Chicago said that they had no shipment for next week yeah but the thing is about Jeremiah I complain the thing I feel about Jeremiah is he did an interview last year with billboard and he was saying you know because the don't tell him shit was super hot last summer and there was still no video and he was like you know it's kind of my fault they had a video set up I didn't go I was going through mad shit I'm still kind of going through some shit so basically he was saying like he was not really supporting his own self or whatever so it's last time around yeah well no this is the same project don't tell him is actually on this album it's been delayed for that long yeah don't tell him is on the album planes is on this album yeah planes is on this what I was so surprised I saw that wait a minute wait a minute wait two seconds yep don't tell him 2014 with YG that song that's on summer 2014 it is December and planes with that and overs that I don't particularly like to listen to J Cole spring to suck his pain like there's a foot in your mouth I don't want to hear J Cole awkward I think everyone was uncomfortable when that game won let me just say I've been around at least five thoughts who lower the radio when that part come on and they say it they like that part no it's still weird though like I think J Cole's attractive and I still get uncomfortable during that verse it's just weird coming from yeah just the way he says it in like a foot is in your mouth like what are you saying I'm uncomfortable when I hear like if fucking like ODB said it I'd be like right like it's cool I don't mind talk about it all day but J Cole saying it I agree with you this maybe he had the dogs in the wet dreams video all of it I don't want dogs in a video I don't want to hear you say that Cole sex doesn't work yeah I didn't need to hear what you know what's funny about generally let me tell you how phony I am when Kendrick says something like that I love it you know like Kendrick is like uh uh uh uh fucking problems ASAP oh I like that song it's a different delivery it was just one like J Cole does it awkwardly that's the problem Kendrick does it just cool like he may not talk about sex often but when he does he's he gets it off like Cole says I don't know girl you know you want this dick is way more catchy and fun to say then listening to J Cole describe a woman you know it takes so long it's like a foot in your mouth like every time they're just inappropriate no that's great I think my problem is that he's sung it we got nothing wrong with what y'all are saying right now I think if this and I sing the verse all the way up until we start saying you need it yeah but like if it was like I need to hear aggression when maybe I am inserting my cock that's like a foot in your mouth yeah my dick is 12 inch is fucking long which I'm not saying it isn't like the camera is good on you and it's kind of fucking weird he's like I didn't say I'm really uncomfortable ever since George started dating Austin Mills I think I think did Austin turn you out I would never date you that's fine so I might I be there now I lost my men dressing better okay we that he shouldn't be singing big like if you have a 12 inch dick and you're putting in some fucking unexpected thoughts mouth you just not you're just not gonna fucking sing it this is not you might not even say it worked but I feel like if Wayne said it it wouldn't bother me well oh well I don't think we should get into that one copy off guard so cold can't just tenderly get some get some head on his 12 minute now what up with if Cole is not with the girl right he broke up with no no oh no no no no no Melissa they broke up yeah he's single yeah oh now you know what a really really nice girl but I'm gonna hop in those DMS like a fucking grasshopper you're not stuck yeah I bet I could feel like they could beg anybody but anyway we're talking about something um we don't want to talk about jake old Jeremiah when Jeremiah with planes and don't tell him which I love he's had a great year yeah I mean it's been in this hour was good he's had a great few years yeah but the problem is that they didn't capitalize it while the iron was hot or however the phrase goes so 18 22 thousand 18 it was spread out success yeah and it just didn't kind of be cohesive in the way was and who else did they throw off the fucking diving board def jam or just labels period period well like I said our kelly I feel like because of because of the Christmas break I mean the whole industry shuts down in December and like January or is it just December the whole month of December it's the end of January I'm looking at I'm looking at push a tease roll out push a tease sign to wear def jam well good music yeah but yes def jam handles always roll out what's going on with def but you have to understand he's royalty in that building they can't fuck that up shit if they can't no no I'm saying if they can't they not in that they can't Kanye will lose his mind if they fuck it up he's royalty in that building are you saying you don't think that push a roll out is good you think that push a tease roll out and I'm having a just a hypothetical conversation is a fan because I'm a huge push a fan do you think that push a tease roll out looks like the label is saying we better get this right no I'm suggesting that with Kanye behind him they put a little bit more effort in but it seems my problem with their roll out now is it's pushes back but there's no really music that they're pushing they're pushing him yeah I see him everywhere because we love him yeah we love him but I don't see any music backing which is smart and they still and they stole my rap genius idea that I did for your album and which I'm still salty about that what I'm releasing all the lyrics before that I'm coming down yeah but yeah but that's a good thing that's a good thing people are stealing that no it is because that it highlights words and lyrics and lyricism so you want more people that are lyricist like push a tee to and I think he annotated them the way you did to so except you had the videos so fuck def jam Ross wouldn't that be like a raw mark do we get his on def jam to right yes he is he did 67 yeah I heard his first numbers were lies cuz I heard 30 and then then I heard it was 60 so either either someone bought a lot of albums but it was also the lowest of his career I'm not going to say that someone purchased albums because I know how that goes to it's very expensive to buy that many albums like I know back in the day I know some people purchase albums for a fact um and you know back in the day they did that you know you know you were fighting with somebody for number one spot label buys a couple and now you got it all right cool we got that today I don't know how lucrative it would be to buy that many I had to go from 30 to 60 so I don't think that many people bought that I know 50 said that so it's easy for a neutral fucking thinkers to just run with what he said but I don't feel that way but I mean the point that I'm making here is there are a lot of albums getting dropped off the fucking diving board and I was having a conversation I saw someone tweet recently they said uh they said 50 can't say shit about Ross 50 last album did blah blah blah and I was like yeah and that is where I think the fans are a bit uneducated um flop what do fans think the word flop means I think they change it with every fucking thing alright so you don't know so we don't it's probably relative to their perception of an artist in what they should be doing yeah as in Ross if it was 30 that's a flop because Ross should be doing a hundred K sevens a flop for Ross to yeah I mean I want a major yeah because he's done a hundred okay so let's put some perspective into this the word flop and I need to be all educational with all these camera people around but we can be funny another time um the word flop if you do not recoup what you spent it's a flop right correct I agree that should be a very simple definition all across the board now a lot of times fans are unaware of what is being spent on a project like they have no idea what goes in the let's see you got a recording budget you got a fucking video budget of radio budget all budget you got all it is fucking shit that totals whatever totals remember a bunch of years ago when niggas was running around saying yeah just got the $2 million deal now you did uh you got a deal with some numbers in a budget and it totals this now any event and if you sell a certain amount of albums then maybe you'll get the back end but typically that's a really high number so you don't get it so if you got a $2 million deal you got the advance of $2 million no there ain't no fucking $2 million there can be a bonus for when you sign but not a lot of artists and the signing bonus is in your pocket you don't all that back whatever happens with your album no you owe that back to that to the bonus it's called in advance we're advancing this to you that's it and then when if you do not recoup your costs you are required to pay that you owe them a certain amount of money no you gotta pay that back never go list that yeah no that comes out of the sale so that it goes even and then you guys yeah yeah yeah but if it never breaks even you are you owe them money at that point yes okay and you're in the red will they like will the label sue the artist has that happen or do they kind of cause their losses and let it go no I mean it depends it's circumstantial uh depends on I mean is that your last they're gonna get theirs the label is gonna get theirs make them do more stuff and not pay them like no I mean if I gave you two million dollars and you put your album out and you sold fucking what did you sell 50,000 copies or 40,000 copies or some shit your next go around oh we're scaling all the way back yeah go make your album with ten dollars and have a blast um we're just we're just finding label gotta get theirs but if I'm not mistaken 50 um I think 50 backed and supported his entire project financially himself this was the animal ambition one whatever the last one was I think that's what it was I think I want to say he did 35 or 45 I think that would be correct somewhere in that range seems legit and I think that because he backed it himself and I don't know what 50 splits are and what he's doing but we know 50 to be a pretty pretty good businessman so when you back at yourself and you sell that's give him 40 grand I can still be wrong because I'm not fact checking just making shit up and I'm certain that 50 didn't go around just fucking giving a shitload of money to a whole bunch of different videos I was gonna say like 50 knows how to move so I'm sure he moved that way um I'm sure he made a shitload of money on his last album but the guy was saying that he really shouldn't be talking about Ross because Ross and that's my thing with Ross and I've had I've said this a lot about Ross Ross's image is bigger than life itself and when your image is that way it's kind of hard to uphold and maintain it I guess which fans never really cared about with him until probably about now yeah so you got Jeremiah complaining you got fucking August complaining Ross is not complaining publicly but I'm certain he's saying something behind closed doors um I don't know if we all are just full of that much good grace where we can see our artists that we sign sell 250 and us come and sell 70 I don't know if we're all good amazing people that way are you saying he was behind closed doors he's complaining about the label if he ain't he shouldn't what what did he give the label to work with hmm yeah what point did the artist did Ross I'm just closing the question the label to work with while he was on house arrest so I'm sure he had all the time in the fucking universe what do you mean what did he give him as far as to push the album he gave them sorry with Chris Brown which I suppose to work to work to work to work and I'm not agreeing or disagreeing his whole album but I do feel like that song is being a force fed down our throats and it's not the greatest I don't think that song is working I know it's not and I don't think it's all right and I don't think it's not working because Dev James not pushing it I just don't think it's working no I get to debate with Rory everyone says Rory won his last debate I did um but I just like to debate shit just to debate it so we're gonna have that you come out now that's why you took the L I'm not saying I took the L I'm saying I like to debate and we're gonna have one now let's do it I think that Ross is in a space where he should be able to sell more than 70,000 records with no record at all that's what I think I don't think that him and GZ should be as far apart in space as they are here's where I disagree with you Ross sells a lifestyle that a majority of this country does not live and just hopes to live one day so when that starts to come down and your music isn't as good a fan did not fall in love with Ross fell in love with his music ah let me finish his music is now declining GZ for example we fell in love with GZ he it was a movement we fell in love with his story coming from Atlanta as a drug dealer we love that we love the snowman t-shirts we loved all that I had one with some glitter on we love the authenticity of it we knew GZ was giving us something real that we could connect to whether whether we live that or not we could connect to it because it was real he was being himself people I'm just here for the free water wait what Ross we cannot connect to I don't want to get the rough because he is a facade he has made up this lifestyle we love the music we didn't love him here's why J. Cole was successful people love him and he happens to make good music too so no matter when he goes out his fans are coming because they love him it's the same way would you and your fans yeah can I just put this out there I want to just put this out there to the fans that think like Rory is saying y'all don't know these things I know I'm saying people are connecting they think so when people say shit like I love this person because of this person yeah that's a technicality I maybe have heard two GZ interviews in my life you're not a force i'm under exaggerating you're not a GZ fan and these kids love his music what I'm saying I don't think there's a million GZ interviews I mean if I if I go looking right this second I don't think but he talks through his music he says he connects to him Joe the same way they connect to a gangster film because they love that GZ we we believed it we saw him with all his thoughts and wings I like that I like that wording better and I like that wording better we believe we believed it and people can connect to a story of someone that is all the way on the bottom GZ came in um BMF uh that whole shit and then what um snowman is believable it is yeah and then he watched him and he came with it and he came with a classic out yes debut out the rip right boom I like that huge mixtape run he wasn't nobody when that album came out he was somebody I know it was somebody but he still had a hard time breaking uh originally and I want to talk to the people that remember when GZ came out because I remember fab bussing his ass to break GZ like I remember that well in New York I was I was in New York I was gonna say that not away in New York fab was very instrumental in people accepting um GZ the same way dip set was very instrumental in Wayne mm-hmm in New York yep because that's when New York mattered still not to say that it doesn't happen okay I'll say it doesn't say it doesn't yeah it doesn't uh so clap he came to classic album yeah so what and we're saying and why are we saying that this is different from Ross because Ross came and pretended to be someone he was not yeah and GZ we felt GZ there was pain in his music as well which people go to right away he had amazing records Ross is just selling this boss lifestyle that none of us can connect to it's fun to watch but when the music doesn't add up you lose as a fan because I was just a fan of his music I wasn't a fan of him right and and who he was as a person people were of I'm not so you're buying are you you're buying GZ's album because you're a fan of him as a person when you have a cult following similar to yours people that are in that cult are gonna buy it no matter what Ross doesn't really have a cult following of fans that love everything about him my cult following anybody my last I'm they're buying on that all of them I'm not rolling back and that's why and that's why people like Elijah are selling more than Rick Ross because fans are attached to his story he's a genuine person we are seeing him in his music we feel like we know him Ross we know it's just a fucking it's a it's a minstrel show we we know it's he's just up there creating a movie and when the music doesn't add up there's nothing there to grasp to no movie to watch that all made sense I won't disagree with any of it I will still stick to my original point it's even if you're correct I still think that Ross should be able to sell more than 60,000 units without a single I think that he has done that much in his career I think he's made great enough music to acquire the fans necessary to sell 60,000 without one record at all okay I mean he did he did 67 yeah yeah you have graze in your beard good I want I want graze I want graze in my beard which leaves me too now so what do you do so what do you do like how many majors are there one like one now I think it's one major label now it's umg and Warner and they own like everybody right I don't know how it works anymore so it is already so it's too major later they're all the same fucking yeah there's two major labels like what are you to do as an aspiring artist now like do it yourself and he feels successful it feels like even to be successful in a major you have to operate as an indie hell yeah absolutely like only look at them as additional like monetary backing at the at the end of the whole thing like you need to come up with the vision and execute and whatever and only go to them when you need a couple dollars in the pocket and that's it like that's okay but when they don't but when they don't back it then what when you look to them for the additional backing and then it does not transpire financially or otherwise it doesn't occur no period just period as in whatever you need them to do and they don't do it um I'd like to know when Ross's contract is up I think this is the last album yeah I feel like it wasn't you believe that yeah no which by the way I'll make bed I think that's why he did the back-to-back albums this uh last year I haven't heard black market um like I said last week I like to look I don't like to listen to music when it first turns out I mean it's a Ross album I am going I am going I'm gonna listen to it um in the intro he talks about running a train in middle school with John legend harmonizing in the back so it's a great fucking help well first we're gonna kick things off well let me say I have Ross and John legend are oh yeah pair that has yet to miss mm-hmm kind of like Ross and Nas oh my god I could listen to a whole fucking shouldn't it be a Ross and Nas album somebody tweeted that uh I forgot who um that raw should executive produce the next Nas album and I won a hundred percent agree I want to hear Ross Nas album it's the key to success what are what are the albums that we've been deprived of here I'd like that we should have got we should have Ross and Nas while that's able to happen because clearly they have chemistry and they make good music together um I'm still waiting on Mac and Brad I'll be the old guy in the room and say it Scarface and Beanie Siegel I'm waiting you you have a purchase in me for whenever that occurs that's an album that should occur what else is there what other albums I'll speak for the younger generation then uh Cole and Kendrick is one that the younger kids really want Cole and Kendrick I'm in I'm in on that that's another one they uh they don't really have many records though we're really looking for the Drake and Future album no I wasn't I wouldn't even cross my mind we weren't looking for it we weren't looking for it all I think then until we heard it was coming oh man but all right at one point I would have loved Drake in the weekend oh I still would like that well I'm a Drake and Cole might make a decent album I loved in the morning I like the Joe to see freestyle I like in the morning like I feel like when they record together I enjoy it yeah light skin situation I mean just as long as Cole doesn't try to produce the whole album I'm I'm in for it yeah I agree I would like to hear uh I would like to hear some of these albums we didn't start with this bevel shit I know we're gonna put it in yeah we'll plug it all right I'm not gonna turn this whole shit into fucking music seminar class some fuck shit how was your trip to Orlando are you in Tampa I didn't I went to Tampa and I drove to Orlando while I was there because Johnny landed in Orlando um and we have fun it was very peaceful very juicy Jenn relaxing briefly hey Jenn briefly briefly I did um who just goes to Tampa after the strip club capital was a flight thirty five dollars the biggest strip club uh per blah blah blah block it's Florida no Portland is the strip club capital of the world I mean of the nation by the way I mean the country I felt Tampa had the most no Portland Oregon has the most strip clubs are you trolling or really I guess there's nothing else to do I'm you can Google it I'm not this I know I was gonna say I wouldn't take away from your your expertise Oregon is the strip club capital of if she's the uh stiletto expert you would definitely be the strip club expert thanks a lot for that bro um so Tampa was real cool we went and did uh we went and did uh we did like four escape the rooms of course out there um to y'all that don't know that are listening escape the room right there god damn it he was right strip clubs Joe I'll tell you they're wings and mac and cheese menu for every one of them thanks Roy thanks a lot uh we did escape the room out there escape the room uh you and a group of your friends you go in a room the room is themed they give you a bunch of clues you have an hour to try and escape the room we have done about 18 of these yo he texts us today in like the largest group chat ever trying to get to do another one tonight well I'm ready to do one tonight and me well actually I'm doing it I'm doing it oh you guys are good doing it uh by the way who was that night away number on the chat Johnny I've known about later uh me Johnny a few of us we're going to do escape the room um tonight at 11 30 which is why I'm not going yeah I have other things to do uh I was an hour it's an hour long at 11 o'clock 11 30 you done by 12 30 an hour at a travel home you just had a nigger in your house yesterday that you didn't want to be there and he was there for like five hours I've read the whole fucking oh you're in my whole time right right on your Twitter she's saying yes you scoffed with something with your fucking friends that you do for an hour and 11 30 you know it I don't know but this strange guy that's sitting here that won't leave I'm just gonna tweet how much he disgusts me all night long we'll see you on Twitter I don't even see that no he doesn't have a Twitter so I don't understand Marissa Marissa fucking I don't get and then he's left over and then he I tried to put him in my guest room and then he came into my room so then I waited till he fell asleep and I wiggled out and then I slept in my guest room and then he woke up all alone this morning I felt bad but not that bad get a backbone I don't want to be mean he's really nice and he he was watching like the football game on his uh fucking computer and I was like texting my best friend like brothers nothing to talk about like this guy has the personality of a fucking rock why did he enter your home in your house well because we had a great first date but I think I realized it was because the liquor was involved and that's where the issue was and he's like I'm gonna stop by after work because he works nearby wait time out yes so you guys had a great first date yes and the second date is at your house yeah well he said it was and stopped by after work wasn't even a date he's like I'm bring pizza let's hang out for a little bit my guy cool and then he just never left and then I realized he was trying to stay there when is it okay to get to a bitch house first day real i don't go to girls house within an hour i don't go to girls i don't go to girls houses i met him on the dating well why i think sometimes it's better in my i'm not fucking in a girl's house in my hoeing days you can leave afterwards when she's at your house i heard johnny say that now i don't understand people that don't just speak their minds listen to this i know about i know about if i'm just randomly guessing in my life i know at least 30 people that have got robbed and jacked or set up for a second but he's a dude or let me finish or set up by going to random women's houses right i know at least four people that have died this way right so i personally um learned long ago i'm not just going to some random bitch house that i don't know especially to try to fuck because to fuck you're catching me in my most vulnerable i'm not on point i'm not my peripheral i'm not i'm there to fuck that would be the worst time to die for me really honestly i'm enamel gazing bitch i like kind of shit and here comes the nigga john other fucking closet just stabbed me in my fucking back fucking cape man over here just got the fucking closet while you're putting your dick in her mouth i'm just saying um yeah now he wasn't even trying to find us the weirdest situation ever so i'm not going to know bitch house and now and seven times out of ten my house is more comfortable than the bitch house well not to poke holes in your theory here but the woman coming to your house that could have possibly set you up now knows where you live right it's all so i got guns all over my house i got guns all over my house everywhere in my house i have guns everywhere in my house allegedly yeah i mean it's probably not the right thing so i allegedly just because something tells me you not having a driver's license i don't think you have a good license good oh what about your license thank you correct thank you do you have a gun license or i don't have a gun right i don't know anything i get respect but yeah but if what is it if a girl met if you met one online and she came over the house you somehow there'd be guns i got it okay it's good story time with you um honestly who are you denzel and training day with a shotgun under the bed what are you doing are you doing like what if you can't get to your alleged gun that doesn't exist there is no way in god's green earth that i can't get to my alleged gun or guns from plural because apparently there's a thousand all right let's say we're you know when you come in my house i've got iphone chargers conveniently placed everywhere like not just my bed is that is that a marking for where the gun is well no just saying it comes out the side listen random but there are no guns if there was random story because he's a rapper and rappers have to have guns so we're painting a facade here random story time with love stories only because we have our beautiful friends in the house with all of these cameras oh we don't know their names bong keep telling me how to it just i can't get my zone we just know cape man and that's it and you know she has cape too but whatever and then other people that aren't really doing anything they're directing so many many many many many many many many many many years ago right once upon a time now because my holes might be listening right so i can't a legend never want to give the holes you don't have guns i don't have holes or guns so many years ago right it is there was a there was a young lady beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful uh she shall remain anonymous because you guys may know who she is right beautiful though like oh we have a hint like the way mari does you can't get hit like mari um we're really editing that part later no we're not um no we're not yep listen so it was his girl right so she was in new york and she hit me and then i can't even say that i might give too much weight she hit me and she's like yo i'm in new york i wasn't supposed to be here what's good what are you doing tonight and me like a fucking idiot i start telling her what i'm doing with my name well i'm gonna feed my dogs then i'm gonna go over to the supermarket and they may make some burgers later like all of this because i don't know when a girl's trying to give me some pussy she has to really spell it out for me here so she said why don't you come by to my hotel afterward and i said hmm all right i will i will come by your hotel afterward oh i have a great story too go on i'm sorry so she i'd say text me where the hotel isn't she text me the address and i thought it was a little odd that i had never um are you kicking me to say something no i'm sorry i didn't i they keep telling me to adjust so i'm oh trying to stay in the lens all right so right when this girl text me to hotel right i had i thought it was a little odd red flag number one that i had never heard of this hotel i've been in new york for 35 years i've never heard this hotel right so red flag number one this is what happens when you ignore red flags cool we ignore it i get to the hotel never seen this fucking piece of shit hotel before in my entire life but it's cool this woman is beautiful i was at the deliam tall and luxurious looking and i'm sure she has amazing vagina but i just couldn't see why someone with amazing vagina would be in this hotel i couldn't figure it out she's not selling it and she's working in on his living so i get the upon his living she had sex with joe come on that's true oh that's not that's not the point you're making i'm sorry i thought you were making a report so i get to this hotel you know where the park is no valet they hate when there's no valet there's no valet and now i'm driving all around how does a hotel not have a valet i don't understand in new york city oh because you want to trash one but this bitch is bad and she's beautiful so what did i do at fucking whatever time it was at night i went and circled around Manhattan for five hours to find a fucking park right did you have a bottle of merlot no i didn't have any merlot i'm driving around found a park this fucking bad ass pretty bitch that's me daddy where are you harry arm i'm coming baby i'm coming right there i'll be there in two seconds i got a parking place and i could hope you got somewhere i could park when i get there you want to know what i think i prefer j-colsexual sexual sexual voices yeah you sound like ken keniff i'm trying to give an accurate depiction of my story again like zaddy i'm getting really tired why are you gonna come and like oh you better believe i'm gonna come anyway oh so i get to know i get to know tell i'm trying to tell a story i get to know tell and i walk in and i need a key to get upstairs at this place at this place with no valet i'm like really front door desk nigger uh so the guy gives me a key i go upstairs i walk into the room and and this is where things begin to get like a bit awkward i walk into the room and it was only like enough room for the door to open in the room it was a very tiny room and i walk in immediately facing a bathroom and a very narrow wall that lasted for about a foot and then it was a bed wow and that was the room fancy the bed was on a floor of course it was no the bed department the bed not of course it was not the bed frame was on the floor the bed the you were going to see tara the match was this when you were fucking somebody else that's why you want to say a name um very fine never for allegedly allegedly never had sex with somebody that was a legend um the bed is on a fucking floor in old tell room in old and uh in a hotel that don't have a valet in new york fucking city can you give me this cross street and it's bed what is this week and it's bad bitches there it's like right by markey i think you fucking up it is right by markey because i parked by markey why is this bad bitch in this fucking tiny ass room with the fucking mattress on the floor you got to save her joe this is where you come in take his cape so i sit down and there's like a forage tv on the wall but it's a bit staticy i think it was a game one at this time with some shit i'm like oh my is that the tv oh yeah all right you don't have you don't say anything wrong this room at all huh oh your bitches sound the same yeah well that's my version right in my book oh yeah she did in my hand i'm like this bitch sees nothing wrong with inviting me to this room i got to show her a better word what do you a classy hoe you get just fuck her on the floor no i wasn't even in a fuck i was there to see if i wanted to fuck and that room didn't make me want to fuck so having to think quickly on your toes i said darn it gotta make a run man my mom man my mom's better i forgot what fucking bullshit i told her but i said you know what i'll be back i'll be back what you're gonna be you're gonna be up do you think she's still in the hotel she's still waiting you have to leave that in i gotta go man so i get out of there and i never felt more fucking joy to be away from a beautiful goddess because that's how this bitch looks like a beautiful fucking goddess so i leave day i go on in my night and go fuck some holes whatever and like a man because i'm a man a few hours later you went back i went back oh my god i thought i went back because i'm a man with a penis and i was there for a fucking job and if i couldn't do it the first time in dog stop looking at me we're gonna double back a second time and really show this bitch all right let's change the voice fucking boss is we're gonna let her know daddy's back baby fucking burn your knees on the floor so so i go back and now it's pitch black all the lights are out she's ready to go so now i'm bumping into shit because i'm clumsy uh and then she takes my hand and she guides me to the floor i mean to the bed she guides me to the floor floor bed or the ear mattress whatever the fuck it was in this hotel right and she takes my clothes off okay i think we're going too far now well where did you think this story was going i don't know but i don't think i want to know what you think my clothes would be okay so then you fuck and no listen uh listen you're touching me and you're telling me about this so she takes my uh oh be glad i'm touching so she takes my clothes off right and then she begins to do her fucking girly shit all over me that she's doing right but i'm a fucking anal OCD having burrow in my head so this bitches on top me she's kissing all over me she's looking me plays in all this shit and she's tall so it's like it felt like like a tarantula was on the top of me like i felt like doctor octopus i felt trapped that bitches scary baby why is this fucking six foot seven bitch has been tattooing the clothes i'm already in this tiny ass room why does she have her fucking spider legs samaya samaya samaya samaya wasn't that tall i'm telling this bitch was like tall like if this bitch put her arms and legs from around you you will have to try to jiggle to fucking get from underneath this hole but anyway so she's on top of me you're fucking up to fancy all i can think in my head is well one jesus this bitch is tall and two this is so not the room to have sex and like and i don't think i understand this is one of the women that you would want to make an impression on if you were to fuck like you would wanna like i wonder you're wasting my good sialis i want to wasting my fucking good viagra on this fucking hole so anyway the lights are out you don't tell me she's doing whatever she's doing she's fucking sits on top of it and instantly you come i said in my head anyway i said why am i here right now and why am i fucking this girl in this tiny fucking room it was roleplay you just went into it so now so you know what i'm gonna give a shot and my dick is like going to fucking six as far as hardness goes like medium yeah yeah it's a it's a little wobb it's a little floppy disk a little floppy disk i don't care if you judge me i'll fuck all of you cape man uh it's a little floppy disk but we get it in there this is getting graphic and i'm and now because i thought it was me at first but then once you're floppy what listen fellas fellas know once you get in as you're floppy do what if you get in floppy this oh now you're an incredible oh it's on now bitch i was gonna grow inside of you and you're gonna feel it right so that happened like my dick was rock hard bad bitch insider tiny room tarantula dr octopus woman on top of me right it might have been a worse pussy i've felt in my entire life mmm like this vagina it was match the room used like no walls this vagina has traveled it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway worse worse throwing a pencil down a eric so i don't want to be the awkward guy to say so i don't want to be the awkward guy to say bitch this vagina is not it well now it matches the room yeah she just wanted to match the aesthetic so now what if i'll have to be perfectly honest i don't even remember how this sex ended uh but when it ended i tried to leave did you do fake come oh i don't think i can't pulled out i couldn't a game i have to ask her if i can i don't think i can you're still in contact with her no but i have i could be okay i don't think i came and i spent the night oh my god you really put you were dedicated to this situation you live in new jersey i would be the same speech you can't judge me and my show was a lot nicer i was in a beautiful hotel i had four rooms in that one room thing there was like four bathrooms in that shit i was ashamed i didn't i didn't i didn't know if i was red i didn't know who i could tell i didn't know i thought i know what would believe me did you cuddle with her no that's what i was twin med no i didn't fucking cuddle real nigga you you know he cuddled you cuddled i don't believe she's a tall cuddle with the fuck you're such a liar you're a fucking stomach yeah cuddling with a tall bitch fuck out of your tall bitch so anyway but i'm a morning person so spending the night if you go to bed at three i'm i'm i'm up by six i'm getting dressed fucking the sun was coming up that i was out of here i was that that bitch was sleep while i was did they have a uh continental breakfast to downstairs pick up a bagel no i did get a coffee i was really pissed our hotel in ukland didn't have a coffee i did get a coffee but uh damn i don't remember how that story even came up now i don't i was wondering i had a greater point it was setting getting set up it was what getting set up and oh so all i could think when i left there was see this is exactly why i don't fuck bitches and they're don't mean yeah cuz bitches don't know what the fuck they're doing yeah i don't like to have people in my house either though because i realized how boring my house is with no cable and no food and nothing to do it well you don't like people and you don't have cable so you shouldn't have company yeah i never do you know some people shouldn't have company i don't like company you shouldn't you shouldn't have company you should be aware if you're going to have company your house should be set up for a company yeah and if you're there it's not set up i have i have Netflix so i like that going for me good for you yeah but i mean that could be something to do with company but i don't like company i don't like people touching my shit i don't like the movie my pictures Netflix and mouth Netflix and mouth what you got Netflix in no cable what do you think she's doing over there you don't chill watch movies or nothing i don't have guests at my house period except for last night yeah well that didn't count a jay coaline comes to mind i have a story that i've never told a soul in my life so i'm gonna tell it on a podcast that 50,000 people listen to no but wait should we save it for next week like should we know it has it's kind of like your start a segment like story time with us oh i have so many yeah we can but i'll tell us when i have other stories all right let's hear um all right i was at the label that we previously spoke about i was maybe 20 years old this was a long long long long all right so that was this year all right because Rory's like 14 so also now he went uh a potential artist that they wanted to sign he was somewhat well known came in for a meeting he brought a whole group of people with him uh because he was from the land as Marty would put it oh bitch i'm from 216 all right all right so uh my boss at the time says hey can you take them out because they were all my age and i was like i'm not even 21 but i know a bar that i can get all them into so clearly not Ross because he's the boss and he's also not from Cleveland so there's that so we get to the bar it's a large group uh there's a few women there so i'm talking to everybody trying to be like a responsible employee all right one of the girls it is cute i thought she was with the rapper but then i realized she wasn't when she started giving me some rhythm so we're going back and forth at the bar i'm 20 years old so i think when i'm saying it's smooth i'm sure it was cheating on your girlfriend at the time i'm sure i was not in a relationship at 20 years old oh kind of like you're not in one now yeah i'm never in a relationship with a dollar bill yeah uh so fast forward they want to leave because they have to get up and do shit in the morning she says oh let me get your number i'll be here for next few days i feel i like stories better when the other people get like a voice like we need to do a voice for her i don't like your voice as her voice okay so they leave i stay at the bar because i had some other friends no he doesn't give a fuck about it all right so what did the girls i'll do myself what did the girls say just now in that story she said let me get your number i'll be here for a few more days let me get your number i'll be here for a few more days hey white zaddy hey white boy zaddy why would you have to be black why would you do me is do yourself a favoring slide me those digits and you were 20 so you oh i just came i just came one oh nine seven three all right so go ahead so you're a bad thirsty or nine oh eight seven three two what up oh my god you were saying uh yeah all right so then she texts is me immediately and says here's the address to my hotel if you're doing anything later oh yeah no you do it hey zaddy here's the address to my hotel it was a text message i don't like her voice i don't like your your voice sound like me exactly so me being 20 hey white boy i met earlier if you want to come get fucked by a real nigga who do you want to get fucked with i'll one nine hundred hit me down just like hey white boy from earlier if you want to fuck with a real bitch that's one all right so go ahead and you're like oh okay i'm just real bitches all right oh my god we get so much a comment so i take the train there like a lame i don't even cabin like the loser you are because i'm 20 you have like a condom in your pocket and like you know you know you have a condom on you put the condom on all right i'll be late there so you put the condom on soft and now you're headed on the train over here with a condom when you did you got it all right what else uh so i get to the lobby and i say boy this thing is tight it's because i have a 12 inch dick all right all right everyone relax come on man i want to interrupt me i want to edge of my seat i get to the lobby i say yo no rush but i'm downstairs you text that mm-hmm okay good she told rush all right she she said that pretty literally all right so two hours later me now at 25 would realize it was a bit fishy that it took her like 20 minutes to come down but i was like oh maybe she getting ready maybe she had to shave her box something lotion up maybe light some candles because i'm a piece um so we go up it's a nice hotel there's a bed frame it's a walking room upon entering so she goes into the bathroom it was like straight out of a fucking movie slips into something more comfortable and then comes to the door frame all right so she took her tems off right she took her tems off and put on with some some sliders no some likey sliders so uh she gets right to it right to what i don't know starts taking my pants off and starts performing filletio why are we getting so much graphics from you two today i thought that was a critical term actually it is but filletio yeah just because you say it every single hour and day well i don't say filletio every day so this is where it goes left she's giving me head and puts a gun to your face and i i'm just giving it away you just got a jacket off i was but can i just get my neck no no no no no this is great wait this is the word goes left this is saving my stick this is gonna be a head way more fucking good you bitch ass don't go to strangers you don't want to tell it you're really sewed up in fucking bitch ass you're dead damn nigga all right all right got it so let's remember uh the scenario here she's with a rapper all his goon friends and like two bitches and this is two one six i didn't add this up in my fucking head i see the bathroom door opening oh it's lit oh man she had to pee she no she was still sucking my dick oh she had to pee while she was fucking kidding walk with me i just got to sit in front of me i got it all right the bathroom door is opening we should do like sound effects in the bathroom so you do you do the creek i'll do like this i know i'm the voice person you be the dog okay wait so wait the sound okay i can do all the sounds at the same time i don't wait wait i was just that bad you're fired from being the sound person wait have bitch i said to do a door opening and you started sucking air dick why is mighty sucking air dick for the door opening mighty oh my that wasn't the perfect picture oh my god you're here five don't do any more sound i'm not prepared already i'm already just too much to go off the job so i immediately look oh wait i'll be the sound in the voice okay oh that's a door opening yes oh my god no that was me about to bust a nut why do i do i opening sounds why i have doors just uber door all right go ahead and outcomes a gentleman holding an iPad like he's filming oh come on Ross oh now you're in really so i immediately push the bitch's head off of me like you're real and she goes no no no no the guy's like no no no chill chill this is my wife chill chill chill you stream said this is my wife we do this all the time oh thanks for the heads up bro my i'm sitting here with my pants my dick is hard and i'm staring at an iPad that her husband is holding he was hiding in the bathroom the whole time why is your dick's door i mean you know i popped the cealis for yeah i'm 20 i'm getting a dick side you fucking young people are idiots this guy's getting his dick sucked in a hotel the door done a bathroom door to open and he got guns pointed out with his dick hearts oh my god what's going on in the first let me get a nut first all right so you didn't know yet no and what do you do at this point uh they're trying to calm me down and explain to me that their husband and wife and they do this all times like no no no you can fuck her i said give me that fucking iPad i delete the photo or the photo video on there and run not walk run the fuck out of that are your panty your ankles did you pull them up yes i pulled them up okay now this is very important here since we are doing a podcast uh wife and husband that are in this story if you are listening i would love to speak to you i would love if we could find these people so i could i think it's going to be as easy as delta and wait a minute see it's y'all four y'all wasn't dealing with no real last nigga y'all dealing with Rory thanks i'm into some freaky shit too hey you can watch me i'll fuck your wife i will in front of you it's cool but like give me the fucking heads up like before you would have like brought this up at the war and like gave me a backstory and not creeped out of the bathroom when i had my dick out of a strange man i don't know if i'm going to be as calm and cool as you are right now i'm going to get the fuck out of there because there could be three other gentlemen in there oh then it's super lit gonna come out like with booms and lighting and shit you know what anybody else in that bathroom better come out because i'm about to come and be out you've had to miss a whole show get the good angles there so i never told i never told that story to waste so uh what that's a great story when it told someone immediately as i left i would have called like six people i said you tell everything um but wait now damn i just had something to ask this guy so wait after that story you still go to bitches houses to fuck yeah ones that i know how do you know them oh please yeah the word no it's all relevant yeah come on with no yeah i know i followed them for years i'm i'm in your house and you have guns so i don't have any guns 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from me for being a dolphin the dolphins suck ass but uh Eli looked great he only missed like four passes oh Dell is Odell uh it might be time to start inserting him into the top five wide receiver conversation it might be he does do a lot of inserting hello uh i mean i think on a scale of one to ten that was like a four funny i don't know yeah i don't think it was as funny as Joe Wiggy he was all the talkers everybody keeps calling odell gay someone put on twitter the caption was shorty had on they showed an apple oh the apple ball they showed a picture of Odell Beckham and then they showed a picture of jeans so she was wearing apple bottom jeans he's a bottom that's way funnier than the joke i just made gay he's a gay bottom i'd have to see it i'd have to see it see it myself i don't think Odell's gay i don't either why is this a topic every time we what did he say that today wait you sent us that stupid as me in the group chat today Odell Beckham Jr. Odell went Odell's hair and hadn't beat that phone but anyway Odell had a great game fucking Eli had a great game they have the Carolina Panthers next week uh Philly dad not that was Philly uh Washington and the Giants are tied at six and seven um and everyone has a better record in the division than the Giants um if the Giants are going to do something they need to beat Carolina this week and let me just make a prediction here i'm going out on the limb yep i'm gonna go out on the limb i'm comfortable with Greg Olson is hurt and they got some more niggas banged up over there and i don't know if Carolina needs these last three games no i got him losing to the Giants this week i don't think that's far-fetched i got him losing to the Giants this is that type of season where the Giants end up winning the Super Bowl with a bullshit record yeah yeah the Giants who should have beat the undefeated Patriots um i think we get our pro out of justice this week and we beat the Carolina Panthers they have to win that game if they want to win the division um and a lot of people are getting hurt out there but Fandall you can play uh i had Eli last week so just for all the haters out there on Fandall i did really still strong well yeah yeah fandall fuck Uncle Sam still going to pay my taxes either oh my god oh man all right fandall is the one week fantasy book you guys are fucking in folklore fandall is the leader in one week fantasy football with more winners and more payoffs than any other site they're paying out over 75 million dollars a week this football season league started just one dollar and anyone can play um text but you stop me i want you to grow up one day go to fandall.com/button to join my private uh private league it's five dollars to join first place wins two hundred dollars top 40 teams all win cash special offer for new users for every dollar you deposit fandall match it with up to two hundred bucks that gets earned as you play that's a bonus of up to two hundred dollars offer is only good for the first 50 people that sign up for my league so hurry up and get there because the spots fill up that's i've won a decent amount of money from fandall this year so i can't complain yeah i can i don't think he said the name of your league uh go forward uh budd yeah okay fandall.com first last button okay buddian just double triple check on some weeks left come play with us pause yeah we got a couple of weeks left uh until we get to the playoffs uh i want to say go giants i want to say go nix even though i i'm petitioning for Derek Fisher to lose his job yeah i want him out here i'm i'm done i've seen enough i can't figure out he's got to go i don't know what he's doing he's got one minutes of my into dog house next minute they're the first person off the bench the fucking we can't start the we can't start a game to save our lives don't give me starting nix i'll talk about the next later um and yeah i think that's it we i think we have it i want to thank uh our lovely in studio audience round of applause for them that's from you guys round of applause for them the in studio i mean they have all these cameras i thought maybe they had sound bites that we could open his cape and have a fucking applause but i wouldn't need some studio audience in the fucking cape uh so this was wonderful i want to thank our great and amazing engineer Austin in there we never thank Austin so he's good to thank Austin right elle and aunt for putting all these cameras in front of our face and his and his great uh all these cameras in front of our race and where's aunt oh oh you're in there hey and we're at look at these dude it's so happy that they get the fucking leave fun i know first smile there are so many people talking so this was great i will see you beautiful people next week same time same place on his podcast later i'm blowing his joint i bet you are no i'm not blowing this ayo elle nasties it's lit up one